for every death to a sith lord you fight over a bridge you get a FREE yes FREE lightsaver stuck in your chest! get today before another death star blows up ;)
The arc of the covenant was essentially made from the infinity stones. As well as everything else. Also, you could just close your eyes and the covenant doesn't work.
Am I the only one here who remembers that he drank from the holy grail, thus essentially becoming immortal? I mean, I know he'll suffer the effects of unending cancer, but hey, we'll have Indiana Deadpool!
+DoctorXander That only counted for the healing ability. THE CUP only had its effects inside the shrine... but the results persist. Otherwise Daddy Jones would have dropped dead stepping over the seal. Taking the cup outside would have meant it could not be used, but the eternal life persists. The proof being... He survived the fridge!
You all got it wrong. The cup never gave immortality. If you kept drinking from it on a regular basis you wouldn't die, but you never really became immortal. The cup didn't lost its power if it left the room, but the room was booby trapped so you couldn't remove the cup without, well, without what you saw in the movie with the whole place falling apart. If you had tied a really long rope to the cup and pulled it out very fast from somewhere safe outside you could probably have gotten the cup with all of its powers and taken it anywhere you wanted.
No. He would have had to stay with the grail without passing the seal and continuously drink from it to keep his youth. Henry Sr. Drank from it too and in the fourth movie we see Indy looking at his picture. He's gone.
But some people are waiting for it to come out on DVD or download because cinemas (at least in some areas) suck. I had this spoiled for me already a couple months back with no warning because I waited.
...so lead isn't radiation proof? I always thought people mocked that scene because he survived the explosion, not because he survived the radiation...hiding in a lead lined fridge always seemed like a good way of avoiding radiation actually.
It is effectively radiation proof to everything except gamma rays, which the lead will partially block. The intensity of the gamma radiation decreases with the square of the distance from the actual bomb - so at 200m the radiation is 1/4 as strong as at 100m, at 300m it's 1/9th as strong and so on. So you don't need to be that far from the bomb before it's not that big a deal. It takes a LOT of gamma rays to give you radiation sickness or cause cancer, so I think the fridge idea was actually pretty clever... until they launched him through the air in it, he would have almost certainly been killed or severely injured when it landed.
Yes this. It's not going to be enough, but hiding in a metal box is pretty much the best thing you can do to be safe from radiation. So that actually made a little bit of sense.
+Malachi Jones the Xmen are fricken awesome. i haven't even seen most of the live action movies because they don't portray my favorite characters properly. I'm talking about the commics, tv shows etc. where Rogue is a sassy badass and actualy uses her death touch to her advantage (once to beat the avengers, wich she succeeded in doing) , Scott is a strong leader, Storm is fricken scary and wise, Pyro is crazy and has a sense of humor, and all the xmen are just awesome. the brotherhood are awesome. i have faith thst one day, maby when im old, they will reboot the xmen live action movies and make them worth watching, goodness knows they have plenty of good story,characters, character development, etc. to make a good xmen movie. the xmen are as good as the avengers, maby better sometimes. at least thats my opinion.
This was delightful, thank you for making it. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I love how the doctor just starts ignoring anything Indy says after he mentions aliens, and starts telling Shia about how his father will have some periods of lucidity from here on out.
The select few movies they do "hishe" for (blockbuster ones like Marvel and Dc) are not coming out as frequently, so they cannot do a "hishe". Because of this they are only left with being able to post other content. (which I don't like either)
I never understand why some people hate so much this movie just because of the scene with the nuke. Seriously guys in Indiana Jones II he use à boat as a parachute. what did you expect ? This movie was very bad but it wasn't because of this scene or because the mobile is not realistic. Very funny video by the way ^^.
And the abuse of cliches to justify the presence of the little Jones. In fact, the script as a whole was poorly written. But the fridge scene was nice. Classical Indie.
It´s not because of the fridge scene. The whole plot was poorly written and overall no very good movie for me. It´s nice for you when you like it but for me it comes nowhere close to the old movies.
Do you think the wall is a joke boy? I tell you what. Ginghis Han was a joke, but he died before saying to the Chineze ninja master ,,Chill bro, just a prank''
guys it was a joke about cancer I mean cancer is a serious issue sure but the way to break serious things is with a joke its not a bad thing they made it infact its a good thing!
I'm actually waiting for a Captain Barbossa style Dead Man's Chest ending to Episode VIII where Han walks in during the last 30 seconds and says "So tell me. What's become of my ship?" And everyone just looks on like WAHT?!?!
HISHE, when you do Civil War, it needs to have a scene like this: Cap: Save James Tony: Why did you say that name? Black Widow: Thats Bucky's name. James Buchanan, his boyfriend! Tony: *Tony realizes he has a friend name James Rhodes* They make peace and fight a giant monster
How are all your vids so funny! :) Also btw you are one of the youtubers that inspired me and my friend to start a channel. You also made me try new games/films.
"You are literally just tumors held together by a fedora." I died x''''D
dieideidiediediediedeidedededededed*
I don't get it.
"You're just tumours held together by a fedora" DYING xD
no wonder he almost lost his arm trying to get that fedora back loads of times
rip off of deadpool
I think that's the point and reference
Possibly
You should call an ambulance
"Youre not my son, youre a terrible choice for my son"
Not wrong
I TOLD YOU HAN WAS STILL ALIVE
now he has a free lightsaver!
for every death to a sith lord you fight over a bridge you get a FREE yes FREE lightsaver stuck in your chest! get today before another death star blows up ;)
sign me up!
I sure hope not in canon....
sooo canon
Indy didn't keep alien tech away from the Nazi...Captain America did in The First Avenger movie
To be honest, a Tesseract would pale in comparison to the power of the Arc of the Covenant.
Brendan O'Neill Probably!
The arc of the covenant was essentially made from the infinity stones. As well as everything else. Also, you could just close your eyes and the covenant doesn't work.
he said the Soviet Union not nazis
the nazi's weren't using it right. I doubt the only thing the Ark did was melt off the faces of people. It was a transmitter to speak directly to god.
"Probably could have used a fridge for that, too."
I'm gonna say that all the damn time now.
You do realize that Harrison Ford wants to do an Indiana Jones 5.
Woosh
That does it! HEY ALIENS! TAKE ME WITH YOU! :-)
Hopefully he`ll take one the new role as the old dad that can help.
+François Caron lol
Indy 5 has all but been confirmed.
"Uh, my son is an evil space wizard and I fell off a bridge."
Star Wars TFA summed up in one sentence
Am I the only one here who remembers that he drank from the holy grail, thus essentially becoming immortal? I mean, I know he'll suffer the effects of unending cancer, but hey, we'll have Indiana Deadpool!
As I understood it, he was only immortal while in the Grail's temple.
+DoctorXander That only counted for the healing ability. THE CUP only had its effects inside the shrine... but the results persist. Otherwise Daddy Jones would have dropped dead stepping over the seal. Taking the cup outside would have meant it could not be used, but the eternal life persists.
The proof being... He survived the fridge!
Its is, the other way around. He wont unheal, but he does lose immortality.
You all got it wrong. The cup never gave immortality. If you kept drinking from it on a regular basis you wouldn't die, but you never really became immortal. The cup didn't lost its power if it left the room, but the room was booby trapped so you couldn't remove the cup without, well, without what you saw in the movie with the whole place falling apart. If you had tied a really long rope to the cup and pulled it out very fast from somewhere safe outside you could probably have gotten the cup with all of its powers and taken it anywhere you wanted.
No. He would have had to stay with the grail without passing the seal and continuously drink from it to keep his youth. Henry Sr. Drank from it too and in the fourth movie we see Indy looking at his picture. He's gone.
"I fell off a bridge
BUT I HID IN A FRIDGE"
"my estranged son is an evil space wizard and I fell off a bridge" fucking dead 😂
zee ww
Okooo99
"You're literally just tumors held together by a fedora."
Owch...
Correction, he his in a led lined refrigerator AND was given a scrubbing afterwards. People seem to forget that.
indi drank from the holy grail which gave him eternal life so hiding in a fridge would protect him from a nuclear bomb
Thats.... an actually good theory. That actually explains a bit now that you say it.
+Rory mercury thanks
Then his dad should still have been alive, proving that the Grail's effects wore off at some point since the last movie.
The immortality wore off the second they stepped over the seal.
Or perhaps the immortality was wasted healing his dad from his mortal wounds, whereas Indy was alive when he drank it so he gets immortality?
I made myself laugh! :D
Hey Jon.
Hey!
Well that's a useful talent to have xD
this deserves more likes
I still say there are only 3 Indiana Jones movies.
Spoilers!
dude... it's been like 6 months...
But some people are waiting for it to come out on DVD or download because cinemas (at least in some areas) suck. I had this spoiled for me already a couple months back with no warning because I waited.
+Timothy Augello (Twich) Guess he refers to the Star Wars spoiler. The movie is already on DVD and Blu-ray, though.
***** Sorry, I was on the bus and the lack of conversation makes me salty xD
By now Ep7 is on Blu-ray, DVD, etc. So really you have *no* excuse left for not seeing the movie and then complain about spoilers.
...so lead isn't radiation proof? I always thought people mocked that scene because he survived the explosion, not because he survived the radiation...hiding in a lead lined fridge always seemed like a good way of avoiding radiation actually.
The lead layer has to be thick enough... It probably would take like at least 50 feet of lead so he could survive the explosion
ShingShingLi yea but the explosion isn't what they were mocking.
The shock alone should have killed him.
It is effectively radiation proof to everything except gamma rays, which the lead will partially block. The intensity of the gamma radiation decreases with the square of the distance from the actual bomb - so at 200m the radiation is 1/4 as strong as at 100m, at 300m it's 1/9th as strong and so on. So you don't need to be that far from the bomb before it's not that big a deal. It takes a LOT of gamma rays to give you radiation sickness or cause cancer, so I think the fridge idea was actually pretty clever... until they launched him through the air in it, he would have almost certainly been killed or severely injured when it landed.
Yes this. It's not going to be enough, but hiding in a metal box is pretty much the best thing you can do to be safe from radiation. So that actually made a little bit of sense.
expected han solo, not dissapointed.
good said, SeveralSnakes
I read that in the HISHE voice version of your picture. Also was not disappointed.
_Cancer, why'd it have to be cancer!?_
AIDS, very dangerous. you go first.
Why did I laugh so hard at this?
+Cliff Notes Russians, I hate these guys.
how u italic 0n uTub3?
well how nice and interesting to say mind if I go kill myself now?
THESE ARE SO GOOD!
how x-men apocalypse should have ended
yawwwwwn xmen has been milked and will never be as good at normal the mcu even in the comics it could not stand up to the rest of the universe
guess what dead pool is the x-men universe so at less be happy about it *sigh*
+Malachi Jones the Xmen are fricken awesome. i haven't even seen most of the live action movies because they don't portray my favorite characters properly. I'm talking about the commics, tv shows etc. where Rogue is a sassy badass and actualy uses her death touch to her advantage (once to beat the avengers, wich she succeeded in doing) , Scott is a strong leader, Storm is fricken scary and wise, Pyro is crazy and has a sense of humor, and all the xmen are just awesome. the brotherhood are awesome. i have faith thst one day, maby when im old, they will reboot the xmen live action movies and make them worth watching, goodness knows they have plenty of good story,characters, character development, etc. to make a good xmen movie. the xmen are as good as the avengers, maby better sometimes. at least thats my opinion.
Rogue Skywalker
nope
Who ever voiced Harrison fords characters did a great job at imitating his voice
What if studios hired you guys to do alternate scenes/endings for their movies? Would you do it?
This was delightful, thank you for making it.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I love how the doctor just starts ignoring anything Indy says after he mentions aliens, and starts telling Shia about how his father will have some periods of lucidity from here on out.
Say, "Oops, wrong channel"
"Lots of bible ghosts everywhere, melting people's faces off... probably could have used a fridge for that too!"
That made me burst in laughter :D
Please keep doing these, they're freaking fantastic 😂
The after credits scene should be Indy waking up from the nightmare called Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.
That was in the original Crystal Skull HISHE
it should have been him waking up from india anna jones in star wars and remembering who he is :P
When are you guys gonna do Civil War HISHE?...
Read da description
'Want to see how I killed Vibranium Ultron?'
'... No?'
'Too bad, Yoink!'
I feel like this channel just does guest stars and crossovers now, I really wish you guys would put out actual HISHE episodes on a more regular basis.
The select few movies they do "hishe" for (blockbuster ones like Marvel and Dc) are not coming out as frequently, so they cannot do a "hishe". Because of this they are only left with being able to post other content. (which I don't like either)
Thank you for doing the only Indiana Jones movie I've seen!! I'm trying to see the others!!!
SEE EVERYONE. Screen junkies makes everything better.
not that much they helped each other
No hishe makes everything better
music girl459 Until you watch anything besides "how it ended" vids.
+Nathan Brinkerhoff I have, different ppl like different things hishe is funny
5 years later. Two Harrisons in the same Hospital.
I never understand why some people hate so much this movie just because of the scene with the nuke. Seriously guys in Indiana Jones II he use à boat as a parachute. what did you expect ?
This movie was very bad but it wasn't because of this scene or because the mobile is not realistic.
Very funny video by the way ^^.
*The MOVIE was not realistic
The fridge scene was bullshit, but the kind we love because the 80s were full of it. Don't bother reasoning with the haters.
And the abuse of cliches to justify the presence of the little Jones. In fact, the script as a whole was poorly written. But the fridge scene was nice. Classical Indie.
You all get the point
It´s not because of the fridge scene. The whole plot was poorly written and overall no very good movie for me. It´s nice for you when you like it but for me it comes nowhere close to the old movies.
1:38 (SPOILERS FOR DIAL OF DESTINY)
That didn’t age well… 😢
I loved this so much! It's the only fitting tribute for the cranky dilapidated mess that is Harrison Ford's recent roles.
I agree LOL
im so glad they still do these
Why didn't his son say "Yeah that really happened" he was there.
i like how you can distinguish between teh after credit and hishe videos so nothing gets confusing
"I quit"
I think I died
The fridge was the less dumb thing Jones came up with to save his life. Don't know everyone singles that scene out.
Where civil war at? It's been like 3 weeks. well I hope you finish it soon
This is the best!!! I hope they continue with this series!!!
Wait..... How did he get that light saber ?
Star wars episode 7.I won't give you much spoilers.
But Kylo still had it and fought Fin and Rey with it.
Think it was just there as a "hi I'm Han Solo" thing
It's called comic effect
wait, isnt the indiana's son voiced by Matt Lanter who voiced Anakin in The Clone Wars?
I am discovering your work on youtube. It's great ! Thanks for the quality.
z have literally never been this early to a HISHE video before. Let me think of a joke...
The 2016 US President Election
XD
Do you think the wall is a joke boy?
I tell you what. Ginghis Han was a joke, but he died before saying to the Chineze ninja master ,,Chill bro, just a prank''
*cough* *cough* Wall.... *cough* Senate Seats.... *cough* House of Representatives... *cough* Politics....
Freddy Short 2 1/2 years late but come on!
This guy is incredulous about the aliens and the arc but not the fact that Jones survived a nuclear blast. XD
But the lightsaber prevents anyone from blood, right?
What
TheEgyptianGamerGeek He's saying that people don't bleed when they get stabbed with a lightsaber
Yea, it cauterizes the wound.
***** That was obviously early installment weirdness, it never ever happens again in the whole series
"You are literally just tumors, held together... by a fedora" xD That made my day xD
mutt william is gonna turn to sexy Indiana jones (Chris prattt)
That was way better than the last one I saw. Nicely done.
Typically I love these videos, but this one really didn't connect with me....
why?
maybe because cancer jokes? idk, i didn't feel it much either
Agreed, didn't appreciate it, didn't give me a laugh, cancer? Really? Come on guys, you can do better, I know you can. Look forward to the next one.
guys it was a joke about cancer I mean cancer is a serious issue sure but the way to break serious things is with a joke its not a bad thing they made it infact its a good thing!
This is by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
What was up with the animation? And I love your guys channel but you probably should've got someone else to play Indiana jones.
4/10 on the HISHE
I think this is Screen Junkies animation, not HISHE, that's why it's different.
"Could've used a fridge for that too..."
:'D
I think I'm dying.
Is that Anakin Skywalker from the Clone Wars
Is that a idiot from the trash can
Oh hey GabeN. What a pleasure seeing you here
Excalibur so salty
I am Lord Gaben! THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Excalibur a...
"Tumors held together by a fedora."
"Probably could have used a fridge for that too!" XD
WTF has happend to the quality of the cartoon ?
its a new style
the after credits have a difrent style
Oh
I hope it's that, because this sucks. But why is it different? Maybe someone else does it?
I'm actually waiting for a Captain Barbossa style Dead Man's Chest ending to Episode VIII where Han walks in during the last 30 seconds and says "So tell me. What's become of my ship?" And everyone just looks on like WAHT?!?!
Notification squad
,,We're some kind of...Notification Squad?''
-random important guy in a movie pretending to pe Sherlock
this is a notification
this is a notification
this is a notification
you're welcome :p
That still a better ending than the movie.
still better love story then twilight
There's a reason "nuking the fridge" has become the new "jumping the shark".
That last bit with han solo was great!
The Han Solo was amazing!!!
You guys should make a video on how you make these animations it looks like something really fun and I would love to try it myself.
Do How Alien should have ended
Done it
0:55 Like most of the Internet
HONEST TRAILERS' VOICE YASSS
"I was safe in that fridge, it was a full-proof plan" LOL
HISHE, when you do Civil War, it needs to have a scene like this:
Cap: Save James
Tony: Why did you say that name?
Black Widow: Thats Bucky's name. James Buchanan, his boyfriend!
Tony: *Tony realizes he has a friend name James Rhodes*
They make peace and fight a giant monster
that just made my day...love u folks over at hishe
Pretty awsome, but will you do a civil war hishe too?
Sorry, read the description
Awesome video HISHE 😃
Getting better every episode.
Hey, it's that dude from honest trailer
woah this is way better than I thought it would be.
You guys are the best!!
Hero Swap:Batman vs Dracula(batman) starring Blade
I like this animation style!
"Uh... my estranged son is an evil space wizard and I fell off a bridge."
Am I the only one who knew Han Solo would walk in?
"My strange son is an evil space wizard and I fell of a bridge.." "I quit!"
That ending tho 😄❤️
Han coming in made me smile
So, the link doesn't work? Is it an issue with the video, or was it a limited time offer?
Ouch. The last part just hits hit hard.
Could you please put a link to the Hobbit after credits in the description? Thankyou!
Wow, _way_ after the credits. What's the time period between those two movies? Like 6 years?
Indy's eyes were closed when the Ark was opened.
"My estranged son is an evil space wizard and i fell off a bridge." "I quit." LOL !!! XD
How are all your vids so funny! :)
Also btw you are one of the youtubers that inspired me and my friend to start a channel. You also made me try new games/films.
It would've been awesome if indiana jones turned into a hulk version of himself! :3
That part after Indiana leaves....priceless...
"Who are you? Your not my son, your a terrible choice for my son." I love this channel
Wow. That was much better than the Martian one! That ending, though! :D
i think it's about time for civil war hishe plz i can't wait!
"my son is a estranged space wizard" LOL
This made me smile. Not laugh, but smile.
Indy drank the holy grail. Therefore, he was immortal.