Super Cafe Compilation - Volume Two

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  • @majormaxor7592
    @majormaxor7592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4305

    Man I love the relationship between Batman and Superman in these cafes. I wish they'd make a movie with them talking to each other like that.

    • @grimbutcher
      @grimbutcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Directed by Kevin Smith.

    • @nailazahinana8204
      @nailazahinana8204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Grim Butcher Nope. Directed by Joss Whedon. The witty banter would be amazing.

    • @grimbutcher
      @grimbutcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Smith is an option.
      But yes, Whedon's good too.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "I will hug you to your grave... Because we are friends". Also Grim Butcher you totally stole my name, I'm Grim Knight!!!

    • @Jmessina-bw2uz
      @Jmessina-bw2uz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3566

    HISHE's Batman And Superman have so much chemistry!
    It's fantastic!

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's because he's Batman

    • @mittensfastpaw
      @mittensfastpaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nadir Bait Saleem Shame the WB, DC and Snyderverse have none and blow chunks but at least we have HISHE.

    • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
      @nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mittens FastPaw Yeah at least we have this!

    • @mrj6073
      @mrj6073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They apparently have more chemistry than the ones in the DCEU.

    • @SlaughterhouseDb
      @SlaughterhouseDb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's depressing/amazing that HISHE has a better understanding of the Batman/Superman dynamic than the movie makers.

  • @taylorsampson3702
    @taylorsampson3702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Watching the one where Supes and Bats talk about both their trailer and the Star Wars trailer hurts, especially when Batman says: "They'd never kill off Han!".

    • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
      @nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Taylor Sampson THEY PREDICTED IT

    • @tobor8200
      @tobor8200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Taylor Sampson im watching that

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They Did! They predicted that!

  • @the_forty_7th_gamer370
    @the_forty_7th_gamer370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    Somehow if HISHE was in charge of the DCU
    They would be millionaires

    • @midoriyaizuku1895
      @midoriyaizuku1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Maybe billionaires? ?

    • @yoursavior1737
      @yoursavior1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no all character gonna look like asian

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BILLIONaires.

    • @adib7787
      @adib7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      trilionaires with capital *T*

    • @christiangillego5498
      @christiangillego5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What's wrong with being Asian

  • @rafaelmonteirocdj
    @rafaelmonteirocdj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I just watched 1 hour of this
    10/10 Would fly around earth, go back in time and watch it again

    • @supereinstien001
      @supereinstien001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rafael Monteiro Or you could just hit replay

    • @rafaelmonteirocdj
      @rafaelmonteirocdj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I could do that, but I wont
      You know why?
      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

    • @YousefAli-ui2wm
      @YousefAli-ui2wm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rafaelmonteirocdjdid yk u can loop the vid?

  • @billywalker681
    @billywalker681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Nowadays, after every superhero movie i watch, I always cant wait till HISHE comes up. Its like a bonus pack to every superhero movie. And i also want to say to HISHE big THANK YOU for keeping on making this.

    • @abbyb2811
      @abbyb2811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Billy Walker same.... can't want to see the super cafe for the justice league

    • @MarquosXoloVanda
      @MarquosXoloVanda 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abby Bellandi first Logan

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Billy Walker Do you know why?

    • @zaydhusain1395
      @zaydhusain1395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coach Lombardi BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  • @pleasegivecheese
    @pleasegivecheese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    These are the best versions of Batman and Superman.

    • @bananalance6413
      @bananalance6413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      If only these could be the ones in Justice League.

    • @MarquosXoloVanda
      @MarquosXoloVanda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Morgan Shelby wouldn't marvel fans accuse you fans and WB of copying mcu humor?

    • @coltonyounger9724
      @coltonyounger9724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Morgan Shelby Do you know why?

    • @ivanconstantine5597
      @ivanconstantine5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Coach Lombardi because you're...

  • @taykeandre6758
    @taykeandre6758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I love how casual Superman was about blocking Wade’s bullet. 😂

  • @gavinedel6516
    @gavinedel6516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The Avenger’s arch enemy- Loki, Ultron, and The Guy In the Chair
    The Justice League’s arch enemy?- rotten tomatoes

    • @angryraptor9379
      @angryraptor9379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 😂😂😂.

    • @whynotgaming99
      @whynotgaming99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wohooo shots fired

    • @doggydab3708
      @doggydab3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gavin Edel sees justice league high on rotten tomatoes “I’m a pretend I didn’t see that

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol😂😂😂

  • @StarWarsNerdyGuy
    @StarWarsNerdyGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    Why does "Because I'm Batman" and "Wanna know my... Secret identity?" get me every time

  • @ateasewiththecheese2140
    @ateasewiththecheese2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    *points gun at superman* : TURN BACK TIME!
    *superman* : dude, really?
    *points gun back at batman*
    cant stop laughing xD

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I love when Batman looks around and he's like "You reversed time, didn't you?"

    • @kintamas4425
      @kintamas4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lord Vulcan world’s greatest detective

    • @renge5589
      @renge5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LordVulcan93 sorry for saying this, but here's your 1000th like 👍

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also burst out laughing at that, "calm down, I... dude, really?"

    • @heroeus8173
      @heroeus8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *TVA* : wait that's illegal
      This will create a nexus
      Who did that?
      *Superman* ......
      *TVA* : Understandable have a good day sir
      Kang in sweat behind his puppets

  • @parkercooper5060
    @parkercooper5060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    5:54 Spiderman: I will shoot this mortal man, IN THE FACE.
    Me: He's not a mortal man, he's a Batman.

  • @HeroicConcepts
    @HeroicConcepts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "Hey fellas! Just outside enjoying my legs!"
    As a superhero in training, I can confirm that this makes me smile under my mask everytime.

  • @kollina
    @kollina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    "I'm Batman"
    "I am Groot"
    Still my favorite part :D

    • @akarin222
      @akarin222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And I'm Antman!

    • @backstabbingsmithsonian8514
      @backstabbingsmithsonian8514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      03:27 Is that Baby Groot in the window "walking" by ? 🤓

    • @khallegash2251
      @khallegash2251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i would love that as my ring tone lol

    • @julieconstanza
      @julieconstanza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imma Mario

    • @hithere6308
      @hithere6308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      now I should tell you the truth
      "i am Ironman"

  • @minicoopersf5627
    @minicoopersf5627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "Batman:You reversed time didn't you"
    "Superman:How did you...."
    BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @rjp0191
      @rjp0191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Loved that.

    • @yvettescott305
      @yvettescott305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like villain pub and super cafe

  • @NoobsailerRBH
    @NoobsailerRBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    {IMO} Top 3 Moments in this video:
    3.
    "I... feel like you guys need to be alone..."
    "Excuse m-."
    "What the-?"
    "No. Don't get up - wouldn't want to have to animate you in a different position for a change..."
    **Toot**
    2.
    "You didn't have any help?"
    "Nope..."
    "Nobody?"
    **Sling Ring... aaaaaaand... Cu... ...umberbatch**
    "Nope." **Ahem** "Just me. No help... whatsoever..."
    1.
    "Don't make me shrink down, run across this table and punch you right in the face!"
    "Bring it!"
    **ZZYYUUUUMM**
    "Wha-"
    "What? ...How?!?"
    *"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!"*

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "When Captain America throws his mighty shield!" 🎶🎶
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who sang along!

    • @joesutherland672
      @joesutherland672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When captain America throws his mighty shield

    • @ezelfrancisco5618
      @ezelfrancisco5618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am the Flame all those who oppose his shield

    • @yennoz
      @yennoz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Must YIEEELD

    • @ToaVentron
      @ToaVentron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yen S except for a plane

    • @licet1515
      @licet1515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or a bomb

  • @becauseimbatman2595
    @becauseimbatman2595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    He’s so jelly

  • @jaypoblete80
    @jaypoblete80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Batman shrinks
    Superman:how
    Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!

  • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
    @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "music got weird--2014"
    2020, music got even weirder.

  • @carsonphillips8008
    @carsonphillips8008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "They'd never kill Han."
    Dang it. I was just getting over it.

    • @tristenvena6605
      @tristenvena6605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #mulletforsuperman

    • @carsonphillips8008
      @carsonphillips8008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tristen Vena
      #StarWarsJacketSpeculation

    • @omarkarim2280
      @omarkarim2280 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tristen Vena yes.. #mulletforsuperman ... #mulletforsuperman

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lord Dongus but they'd never kill leia though

    • @anderkickers5
      @anderkickers5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Radionic Revival To soon man, to soon

  • @n0ame1u1
    @n0ame1u1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "You're right...not _everyone_ in that destroyed city was your enemy"

  • @goober3044
    @goober3044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Warner bros can learn from this Superman and how chill he is.

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They want him to be a sad version of Batman.

    • @FarkasAbel91
      @FarkasAbel91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But Batman is already the sad version of Batman

    • @WavyGamer18
      @WavyGamer18 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope this is b8

    • @MarquosXoloVanda
      @MarquosXoloVanda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DCMarvelFan delete this idiots that comment

    • @nasilelelisselo2348
      @nasilelelisselo2348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Thor vs Superman in Super Hero Beat Down. That Superman.

  • @daywalkersarkis3983
    @daywalkersarkis3983 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Whoever is voicing Batman is perfect, hilarious and awesome

  • @christopherzollicoffer8293
    @christopherzollicoffer8293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "Even if I cried everyday it still be amazing"
    ~ (because I'm) Batman
    HISHE needs to put that on a T shirt

  • @BlueSoulGamer
    @BlueSoulGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Batman is the most overpowered hero, you wanna know why...?
    Batman: BECUZ IM BATMAN!!

  • @juangoni1120
    @juangoni1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Who’s here because they wannna hear:
    “BECUZ IM BATMAN”

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    3:26
    I've seen this Winter soldier scene at least 6 times, and I have never noticed the perfectly timed twig

  • @gingerkid4876
    @gingerkid4876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    14:23 "they'd never kill Han"
    ...welp. That workout out didn't it Bruce?

  • @jamesbattersby4462
    @jamesbattersby4462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Spiderman: I will shoot this mortal man...In the face!
    Batman: Easy there kid...i mean...you couldnt shoot me if you wanted to
    Spiderman: And why's that?
    Superman: Because I'm faster than a speeding bullet
    Batman: no...BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yah but how much faster the. A speeding bullet

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peter Parker: Whatever!
      Superman: Would you quit it?! You are NOT helping!

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5:55

    • @ThomasMcHughRedDead
      @ThomasMcHughRedDead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Can you stop?”

  • @217Kapil
    @217Kapil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Wouldn't it be really great if there was an actual cafe scene at the end of Justice League? I think it'd be pretty funny.

    • @abbyb2811
      @abbyb2811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      217Kapil like at the end of avengers?

    • @217Kapil
      @217Kapil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Abby Bellandi Yes, but only better 'cause supercafe's main characters are Sups and Batsy.

    • @abbyb2811
      @abbyb2811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      217Kapil true that would be funny, but this is dc we're talking about.... maybe they will watch this and take notes.

    • @217Kapil
      @217Kapil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wish they put Constantine in JL. That'd be hella fun and unpredictable

    • @DoubleO88
      @DoubleO88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel would love the call back to his show it would probably blow his mind.

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The batman groot thing is why I want a DC/marvel cross over movie
    But we already got one it's called the supercafe

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "You guys sing a lot about butts now,
    ...why do you do that?"
    Best part.

  • @stillbrian9448
    @stillbrian9448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "Move or you will be moved"
    "Not a chance catman, do you know why?"
    "Why?"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN"
    "Oh my gosh you can have my seat"

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I don't care how Batman survived Ultron's explosion. He's Batman.
    What I want to know is how his coffee mug and the booth he was sitting on wasn't destroyed like the rest of the cafe.

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mettaton Ex BECAUSE IT'S BATMAN'S SEAT!

    • @pizzamaster355
      @pizzamaster355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Coach Lombardi AND MUG

    • @vinayrocks8121
      @vinayrocks8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pizzamaster355 it's because he is batman

    • @isiaharellano3789
      @isiaharellano3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That mug is probably made with Batman's essence. Hence it cant be broken.

    • @rawatji6604
      @rawatji6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      C'mon you knew the answer even before this question came to your mind.

  • @michael-y6950
    @michael-y6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    “What are you, hydra or something.”
    -Iron man

  • @annakelmer3706
    @annakelmer3706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    By far the best Marvel/DC crossover yet.

    • @ZachCremisiSky
      @ZachCremisiSky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now both own by the same company so crossover possible

    • @umcThunder72
      @umcThunder72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zachary U Disney owns DC?

    • @peterpepa3041
      @peterpepa3041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lewis justkeepgaming lol nope

    • @umcThunder72
      @umcThunder72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jose Ocampo okay the one guy confused me for while

    • @calumgallagher4518
      @calumgallagher4518 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But batman and superman are in the dc universe

  • @dosh4127
    @dosh4127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Ancient one: Oh u poor man
    Batman:hahahah I’m not poor

    • @annaroselarsen4218
      @annaroselarsen4218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As money flows out of batman wallet! Lol

    • @lisaminton1828
      @lisaminton1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is the man who has everything, and nothing

    • @jordantodd1542
      @jordantodd1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he inherited billions

  • @squirrelisamazing6522
    @squirrelisamazing6522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "I Have Seen Things."
    I Died Three Times Over. XD

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Squirrel Is Amazing how were the last two times?

  • @ikuas3881
    @ikuas3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "None of us are gonna die!"
    Steve Rogers, 2014

    • @MadDogEntertainment6481
      @MadDogEntertainment6481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That statement didn't age well

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you sure about that?

    • @thenoirknight5729
      @thenoirknight5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It really felt like that clip was made after Endgame. I love it! *They can see the future!*

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's precisely the problem, Cap!

  • @HorkBajir99
    @HorkBajir99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Batman being melodramatic gives me life.
    "YOUR mom's name's like MY mom's name! What does it all meeeaaaannn????!! ASSGMTHJTHBMETLJ"

  • @THEMAST3RARTISAN
    @THEMAST3RARTISAN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Black Panther: Move.. or you will be moved!
    Batman: Not a chance Catman... do you wanna know why?
    Black Panther: Why?
    Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D0UBL3MGENIUZ / wow

    • @GreenStorm8200
      @GreenStorm8200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Superman:Oh my god! He can have my seat. *Gets up*

    • @hasbi1300
      @hasbi1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GreenStorm8200 I HAVE SEEN THINGS!!

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hasbi1300 how long have you been there?

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hasbi1300 how long have you been there?

  • @h2oman678
    @h2oman678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    HISHE predicted Starlord getting an iPod in 2014 in GOTGV2

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      H2O MAN: It was a Zune

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Technically it was a Zune, but close enough.

    • @PanzerMold
      @PanzerMold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, corrected twice on the Zune thing, I just wanna say the fact that it was a Zune device and not an iPod that Quill gets makes a good joke in itself. Space man who rolls with Aliens and flies a star-ship on adventure galore, still can't quite get a proper MP3 device, that or he is doomed to a life of nostalgia like the rest of us. Lol

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That lego sequence in the beginning must have taken soooo long to shoot! It came out so good!

  • @AsSheFelliSmiled
    @AsSheFelliSmiled 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    14:30 When Super Cafe called the Han Solo death, and my jaw hit the floor. I hadn't seen that one before.

  • @faresrabie59
    @faresrabie59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Bat phone has bweeter, batbook, batstgram, batchat..and cool bapps

    • @redacted8694
      @redacted8694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have batgram

    • @pharmannie
      @pharmannie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I kinda believe that bweeter would just be called Robin.

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @atharvakulkarni3120
      @atharvakulkarni3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And BOOGLE

    • @SirVolt
      @SirVolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@atharvakulkarni3120 can we call facebook...TWOFACE-BOOK

  • @boltfantasticated9705
    @boltfantasticated9705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    "Batman goes tiny"
    Everyone: What? How'd you do that?
    Batman: *in a tiny voice* BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAN!!!!
    That has always been my favorite moment in HISHE history.

    • @arealcookingchannel5134
      @arealcookingchannel5134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bolt Fantasticated 😂😂😂 yes

    • @aaronlimebeer1829
      @aaronlimebeer1829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      By far the best moment in HISHE History ever...of all time!

    • @michaelmccurdy6647
      @michaelmccurdy6647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bolt Fantasticated that and the Martha parts are my favorite things ever

    • @jonahbreen8512
      @jonahbreen8512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bolt Fantasticated my fav is when Batman says "IM BATMAN!!"

  • @realrxs
    @realrxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    18:51 is one of the best parts to ever exist in HISHIE

  • @mohdbokharimaulud5730
    @mohdbokharimaulud5730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Superman: I will hug you to your graves. True friends. I hope I will find one friend like that.

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    15:39 Best scene in HISHE history^^

    • @preritsharma646
      @preritsharma646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And when superman kills martha and says you just got served.... some justice

    • @ukiyo5601
      @ukiyo5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Superman: how in the world?... Nevermind, we'll talk later.
      BatMan: sips coffee.
      Me: Because he's BatMan.
      - was waiting for BatMan to say it 😂🤣🤣

    • @sirwaddlesdeethird7186
      @sirwaddlesdeethird7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All the plot build up leads to Martha being one shotted...
      James is ANGERY

    • @kristinhale9186
      @kristinhale9186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ukiyo5601 e

    • @orihime_6
      @orihime_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yah... 😂

  • @jazzhpatel
    @jazzhpatel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    You know why I love HISHE??
    Because I'm Batman!

  • @brysonrichey6094
    @brysonrichey6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I like that they animate Batman’s eyebrows on top of his mask

    • @techula5488
      @techula5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      U know why? Because he is batman

  • @chickennuggetstudios8847
    @chickennuggetstudios8847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Batman: I’m gonna have to kill you
    Joker:why
    Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  • @L8wrtr
    @L8wrtr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    HISHE Supes and Bats are by far my favorite incarnations of the Man of Steel and the Caped Crusader of all time. Unfortunately you guys get the characters better than the people who make the 'real' ones. Keep up the amazeballs work.

  • @lemon-xs7xj
    @lemon-xs7xj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    When Captain America throws his mighty shield...

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      BuckyEatsPlums All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!

    • @lemon-xs7xj
      @lemon-xs7xj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you!

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BuckyEatsPlums Your welcome and also unless you're a plane.

    • @lemon-xs7xj
      @lemon-xs7xj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or a bomb

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BuckyEatsPlums Or some Ice

  • @joturd23
    @joturd23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Superman’s weaknesses
    1. Red suns
    2. Kryptonite
    3. Batman
    4. Lois lane
    5. Gum
    6. Logic in movies
    Number 6 is every superhero’s weakness

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Magic

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget leads
      And superman not so bright at mind games

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Batman's weakness:
      1.Knites.
      2.Bane breaking his back.
      3.Hiring 12 year old sidekicks.
      4."Martha”.
      5.Batman Forever.
      6.Batman and Robin.
      7.Guns.
      8.Girlfriends
      9.Catwoman.
      10.Logic in movies.

    • @MEOKENJI
      @MEOKENJI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For got magic

    • @colonistinternetgangster8960
      @colonistinternetgangster8960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MEOKENJI magic isnt a weakness hes just affected by it like everyone else

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ten years and still a lovely couple.

  • @justice_productions_
    @justice_productions_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Superman "Hey did our hear something?" Explosion!!!! *Batman sitting there still drinking his coffee, Superman "how in the world....you know what, nevermind."

    • @LeagueofDoctors
      @LeagueofDoctors 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Justice Productions Because I'm Batman! Oh he's gone

    • @allritchclermont221
      @allritchclermont221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

    • @saitama9994
      @saitama9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      supermans voice sounds autotuned when he says how in the world

    • @SuperGiacomo1
      @SuperGiacomo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" had an epic "BECAUSE" as well as hilarious timing and effort in the whole phrase idc what you say lmfaooo

  • @dragos_creations
    @dragos_creations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Because you're Batman?"
    "No! Because I'm better then you!"
    I did NOT see that coming!

  • @artbycallie6816
    @artbycallie6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Okay that Drax in the guardians one was spot on 100% how he would react to Batman. 🤣

    • @ericawalker7695
      @ericawalker7695 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣 He's so literal, I love it! 😂How would he react to Iron Man?! 🤣Omg I think that'd be hilarious if he really takes things so 100% literally! 🤣 Would he think he's a cyborg?! 🤣🤣

    • @richmeistah
      @richmeistah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bats aren't scary they are tiny mammals

  • @parkergregg9386
    @parkergregg9386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    As much as I love these, can we see more villain pub episodes?

  • @captainamerica4772
    @captainamerica4772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Black Widow: Fury almost died.
    Batman: Ya. And then he didn't.Im sensing a pattern here.
    Batman can sense a pattern but the Jedi can't even sense a Sith Lord three feet away.

    • @gerardonv3296
      @gerardonv3296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sandlot Nicky it's because he's Batman

    • @BJR-13-01
      @BJR-13-01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sandlot Nicky because he is BATMAN

    • @erick-hp7ce
      @erick-hp7ce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sandlot Nicky true

    • @jandm4ever716
      @jandm4ever716 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They underestimate the power of the Batman side

  • @hellohi5602
    @hellohi5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love when Batman said about the marvel characters dying like Coulson, loki etc. And in the background was the plant pot.
    Becuase in the TV show: Marvel agents of shield on Netflix and Disney plus, in that he says he faked his death so it could inspire the avengers to defeat the chituri.
    Love that reference.

  • @puiataurus622
    @puiataurus622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "YOU REVERSE TIME DIDN'T YOU"
    "YA,... BUT HOW CAN U KHOW THAT??!! "
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!! "🤣

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    *Superman floats out of his seat* TRY TO NOT STEP IN ANY GUM!

  • @macce4625
    @macce4625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I'M BATMAN!
    I AM GROOT!
    I'M BATMAN!
    I AM GROOT!
    I'M BATMAN!
    I AM GROOT!

  • @JP-yf2fk
    @JP-yf2fk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Spider-Man: *pointing gun at batman* TURN BACK TIME!
    Superman: I'm not gunna-
    *Spider-Man points his gun at Superman*
    Superman: Dude seriously?
    *Spider-Man points his gun at batman*

    • @tatiana_adelaide_crimson3825
      @tatiana_adelaide_crimson3825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lex's Forehead There is no way a bullet could in any way harm Supaman . Just watch Super Cafe in How Deadpool Should Have Ended.

    • @GrandMasterBruh
      @GrandMasterBruh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats funny is that I left the video at the time of that scene and when I went back It went to that scene AND I scrolled down to see your comment as I heard "Dude Really"

    • @rockmanmix6242
      @rockmanmix6242 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't matter
      He's replaced so its no longer an a problem

  • @andrewseo4507
    @andrewseo4507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love auto-English subtitles. Mr. Stark is Mr. Sock Han and Chewie is Handsome Shoe, and Batman is pod man.

  • @chuchu4559
    @chuchu4559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Cap: "None of us are gonna die! That's silly talk!"
    *Infinity War Happens*

  • @SeraphinesTales
    @SeraphinesTales 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Might sound strange, though for those how saw the movie when Groot says, "I am Groot." Groot is actually speaking, though only Rocket understands him. Makes me wonder if Batman's and Groot's "I am Batman, I am Groot" things is actually them talking about Groot's point-of-view of the movie. Either way, it's adorable, hilarious, and can be found in some places as a ringtone for your phone.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We are Groot.

    • @coleschroder8517
      @coleschroder8517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like how at the end scene of the second movie you can see Peter understands groot too

    • @clintbarton3813
      @clintbarton3813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In marvel’s avengers: secret wars, vision can speak to groot by saying “I am vision” and both groot and rocket can understand him!

    • @cfreyae
      @cfreyae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thor understands Groot too in Infinity War

    • @drnmaria
      @drnmaria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Guardians of the Galaxy?

  • @jabb371
    @jabb371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "They would never kill Han" I laughed and then I cried

  • @CarSVernon
    @CarSVernon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i honestly wish we could get movies where supeheroes just chill around and talk. those are usually the best parts, and these videos are hilarious.

  • @salemblack1410
    @salemblack1410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Non of us is gonna die that's crazy talk"
    You lied to us hishe!

  • @psyke51
    @psyke51 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Super Cafe predicted so much.

  • @jesseknox9322
    @jesseknox9322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The guy who voiced Chris Pratt did awesome like spot on! I found these yesterday and can't stop watching!

  • @MaiconDouglas-ik6qs
    @MaiconDouglas-ik6qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    *Batman*: i'm soooo gonna fight you!
    *Superman*: Why? Because you're Batman!?
    *Batman*: ITS BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
    I LOVE the way that Batman just keep trying to pick a fight with Superman! :3

  • @fortniteguy9999
    @fortniteguy9999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    When Batman shrinked to an ant I died of laughter😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @coffeeblend108
    @coffeeblend108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    HISHE IS BEST CHANNEL OF THE TH-camS

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coffee Blend Do you know why?

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coachlombardi9657 BECAUSE YOU'RE BATMAN!

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berengustav7714 *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!*

  • @labattman
    @labattman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These two are the best incarnations of the characters to date. I would love an actual full length animated movie. No matter what my mood, these guys make it better.

  • @Mobystopmotion
    @Mobystopmotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Guys, can we just appreciate that in the background of the cafe there is a window that shows a bunch of cars driving by, they have to do extra animation for THAT. And it’s not a loop

  • @seandoherty7963
    @seandoherty7963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Mission Impossible... With ants." Best line ever.

  • @SR-zp4je
    @SR-zp4je 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You know what I can't wait for? Incredibles 2 and then the Super Cafe scene with Superman, Batman and the whole Parr family :D

  • @ethanabben
    @ethanabben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Imagine how big the booth will be for Infinity War

    • @rogerfajardo352
      @rogerfajardo352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bilbo Targaryen you saw it?

    • @ianconness11
      @ianconness11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      SPOILER ALERT:
      It’s pretty darn big

    • @jiziahrobinson6377
      @jiziahrobinson6377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ✌✌✌Huomoguos!!

    • @mr.scarlo2234
      @mr.scarlo2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wonder how big it’ll be for Endgame? 🤔

    • @medonh4537
      @medonh4537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spoiler
      Endgame is the new name of the new movie

  • @ramosdot
    @ramosdot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't know why. But im so satisfied when he say "BECAUSE IM BATMANNN!!".

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I smile or laugh each time he says "Because I'm Batman" even though I know it's coming.

  • @rorym4869
    @rorym4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Superman: "Do we reboot Indiana Jones? Do we reboot Lord of the Rings? Do we reboot Harry Potter?"
    Batman (after hearing the Harry Potter part): "*gasp* You hush your face!"
    Lol me
    12:30

    • @rebeccahgraves1133
      @rebeccahgraves1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol when I was scrolling through the comments I read this one at exactly the same time they said it😂

    • @sparky2_0
      @sparky2_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls reboot harry potter and actually make it good

    • @nevannaren1677
      @nevannaren1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sparky2_0
      Its already good

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. We reboot me after dominion comes out.

    • @asadgamez7196
      @asadgamez7196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sparky 2_0 Harry Potter is soo epic

  • @suli0786
    @suli0786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    5:30
    Time Travel-
    Superman: I'm trying not to do that anymore
    Grant Gustin Flash: I'm not supposed to do that anymore

  • @dronewars7186
    @dronewars7186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Small Batman: "BECOUSE IM BATMAN!!!"

    • @Nocron
      @Nocron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BECAUSE im batman

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am Groot.

    • @andrewroberts4581
      @andrewroberts4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm batman

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm-a Mario.

    • @arul3318
      @arul3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm ant Man

  • @The_alphawolf_official
    @The_alphawolf_official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In volume one it was amazing to see the evolution of their animation

  • @imbadwithnameslol736
    @imbadwithnameslol736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The Antman one was hilarious when Batman turned tiny

  • @nikk_ee
    @nikk_ee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    the im batman jokes never get old

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      NikNikNik Do you know why?

    • @tahp6988
      @tahp6988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coach Lombardi Please do not continue the joke,Please!

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tahp Kkjhhnn BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

    • @irvingramirez2335
      @irvingramirez2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a joke it's bc it's Batman

  • @breezza_time
    @breezza_time 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    on the pokemon go episode, notice that batmans "batman go" health is over 9000 😂😂

  • @htoneninety-nine8726
    @htoneninety-nine8726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I am generally not a big Superman fan, but this is by far the best version of him, animated, live action, parody or otherwise. His laid back confidence is perfect.

  • @frankhandersongms3387
    @frankhandersongms3387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    Hello I have many likes because this has been edited right now because reality can be what I want it too be

    • @ericmadsen9655
      @ericmadsen9655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jonatan Gonzalez HISHE has got to make the Z fighters part of Super Cafe.

    • @spartan_a1176
      @spartan_a1176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jonatan Gonzalez same!!

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eric Madsen as long as they don't mention that horrible shit of a movie

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eric Madsen as long as they don't mention that horrible shit of a movie

    • @matthewmartinez3561
      @matthewmartinez3561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jonatan Gonzalez yeah I can't wait either

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Superman: Do we reboot Harry Potter?!
    Batman: Gasp... You hush your face.
    I like to imagine these shorts are canon. I'd love it if DC Rebirth had Supes and Bats at a Cafe at some point. Even if its just on a cover.

    • @Excelsius_Cerell
      @Excelsius_Cerell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derek Connors trinity did it....i think

    • @darkodarkovic8244
      @darkodarkovic8244 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derek Connors I just read. Jonah hex with Yosemite sam so its actually possible...plus DC can only win these days marvel is fucked

  • @kevino2622
    @kevino2622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    These compilations are better than any DC film...

  • @flower_girl4983
    @flower_girl4983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Supes: I don't kill my enemies
    Deadpool: *ur right. Not everyone in that city was ur enemy*
    context: supes destroyed alot of people during his fight with doomsday

    • @ioahII
      @ioahII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See, Deadpool gets it.

  • @tedioustabii7454
    @tedioustabii7454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Cap: NO ONE WILL EVER DIE
    **Thinks about infinity wars movie**

    • @nitachandekar2918
      @nitachandekar2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *thinks* *about* *ENDGAME*

    • @LybertyZ
      @LybertyZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nitachandekar2918 WAIT, WHAT HAPPENS IN THOSE MOVIES?!?

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LybertyZ have you not seen the biggest movie ever?

    • @adamlong6711
      @adamlong6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LybertyZ why were you asking? The natural response is to go see those movies!

  • @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453
    @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I am Groot"
    "I'm Batman"
    I'm pleased 😂

    • @kharjo8099
      @kharjo8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *I am Groot*

  • @leotantillo9745
    @leotantillo9745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I died when I saw batman's level in batman go was Over 9000

  • @TommyRayzer
    @TommyRayzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I swear when Mini Batman did his "BECAUSE IM BATMAAAAANNNN!!" I almost died laughing.