I do. Ah, that brings back memories. Memories that remind me I do a series of videos inspired by The Diamond Minecart. Am I shamelessly advertising myself? Yes. Yes I am.
"Dan is Lurking watching Our Every move" Dan: How did you Know? *Smiles Happily and Evil* also dan if you had dreams too scary, heres what i did: thought out something that made me happy Aand close me eyes
I just watched a DanTDM vid. He was at 22.9 mil. Once that finished I clicked on another one next to it, which refreshed the page and... He's at 23 mil!!
A Visser if I saw Elmo I'd make sure I have a rifle with me and I would run up to Elmo and bang his eyeballs off his fluffy head Edit: Then I would call the military to come get him
top three fun facts about me 1. i swallowed a rock once 2. i stayed up all night for 3 days in a row with the help of 7 cans of cherry coke 3. i ate styrofoam with a side of doritos
OMG! Speaking of secrets. I have a secret regarding 5:35! My teacher has a cousin who does voice acting. And she voiced one of the characters on the Winx Club tv show. No joke. Her name is Lisa Ortiz if you want to her up. She also voices Amy from Sonic. Boom! Mindblown! Hows that for a secret? (Edit: I also used to watch that too when I was little)
When you said, "Close your eyes," I didn't "You're not closing them!" *Finally closes eyes* An instant later: "Thank you!" Me: erjguhqephw avtrgtnceioyteocwy5
I am scared of the dark but whoever is scared of the dark isn’t scared of the dark itself..... their scared of what’s in the dark. *Y’know cuz you can’t see anything cuz it’s dark ;-;*
I’m gonna do one. In kindergarten I unscrewed a nail of a vent with a marker and when my mom asked where it was I stuck it up my nose then two years later I went to the doctor to get it out. So........ yeah......, that was fun.
7:00 I relate to Dan, I keep my door open and the light on in the hallway (even thought keeping your door closed can save u from fire or whatever) but I don’t remember my dreams so O.o
who remembers grim the skeleton dog
I do. Ah, that brings back memories.
Memories that remind me I do a series of videos inspired by The Diamond Minecart.
Am I shamelessly advertising myself? Yes. Yes I am.
I loved him
Me Denton also arrived in his chat
Me
me
Fun fact: You are never scared of the ACTUAL dark, you are scared of what could be IN the dark.
True
OMG!i yused to have my lites on at the hall aswell!😮
secret.are you scare of dolls?I am. there TERIFIEING for me!
@@Bike52469 i kinda am but if one starts doing stuff by its self then ima murder it
Go mama cum here am famus
Dan: Put spaghetti-os on everything!
Somewhere in the distance: *angry Ramsay noises*
You better run
Lju
Dan: I love spaghetti-os
Me: where can I find them?
Lol
l Wowyou
The evolution of Dan's content is surprising. From mod reviews to smelling people from across the world to being called Peppa Pig's father.
😂😂😂
Lol
Lololololololol
why did so many people reply to so many things on this vid oh and by who else is watching this video in 2022?
FRRR
“Cornflakes, spaghetti o’s” *shows fruit loops*
Totally agree! LOVE em
Omg yesssss
Omg yessss
This is the best
Dan- "I can smell you from here."
Me- "He's ready for the power of fatherhood".
Hahaha
Yeet
Haha
Yeet
Update: he has a child now and his name is Asher, for the old fans :>
Person:I’m afraid Of elmo
Me:*slowly looks at elmo on floor and kicks away*
Me:I don’t have a elmo!!
lol
🤣
Duanananananana RUN DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU
Flash_ 257714 I have a huge Elmo plush my baby brother want3d it when he was really little
Lollllloll ppl Lolo o
0:54 when dan said how did you know for some reason I burst out into laughter lol 😂
Same it made me laugh I had to watch it again hahaha
Hmm maybe it's because when he said it the editing on his face came off lol.
If he did this now most of them would probably say ‘I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends’
Lol I j it at found that
It would
I aint ever seen two pretty best friends just one of em gotta be ugly 🤣
Dan logo changed lol
Oh grim
" Greatest anime plot twists ever."
It do be indeed
I legit read this exactly when he said it
Kim Li what’s de time stamp
Ok
When he said, "I am YoUr kiNG" my heart melted. 😪❤️
Why?
You wanna be a king? UWU
Ha he not aware king
"Dan is Lurking watching Our Every move"
Dan: How did you Know? *Smiles Happily and Evil*
also dan if you had dreams too scary, heres what i did: thought out something that made me happy Aand close me eyes
Yep I do the same thing and think about my girl when I have dreams about me dying.
Too bad he didn't flip his chair, but I didn't know he liked spaghetti o's wow
Ikr
Ik I didn’t know either xD
I have never tried spaghetti o’s but they sound good because I love cereal and spaghetti 🍝🥣
@@olilucybenking7668
oops
Heidi D WHAT DID U DO WRONG THIS TIME BOI?!?!?!?!!¡111!!!!1!¡
"Dan is lurking watching are every move."
Dan: How did you know...
Hahaha
I was gonna write that
OOhmygod
HE'S A SPY DUNDUNDUNNN
😂
When you’re bored so you go and rewatch old DanTDM vids
same
Same
Same here
Agreed
yep..
I love how this took place when discord just added spoilers
Man it's been so long...
7:13 I can relate so much! I used to sleep with the light on.
Same but now i sleep in pithdarkness
Same and I still do even though I'm 8 lol
I sleep with my closet light on
I do that
I have the light on in the hallway and open the door
I just watched a DanTDM vid. He was at 22.9 mil. Once that finished I clicked on another one next to it, which refreshed the page and...
He's at 23 mil!!
@Riley Stephens hi
@zubair faisal hi
@Fa1nt Potato hi
@@corrinnejensen8622 hi
Yup,that happened to me too.
Dantdm: CORNFLAKES
Also Dantdm: *shows an image of froot loops*
He said in a later video that it was joke
Froot*
@@moizguywhyareyouthememerlo1660 fruit
@@zonar5344 no its canonacley spelt froot
@@Callum.herbyfan this isn’t an smp sorry to break it to you
to this day, dan still hasn't made a "sharing your dreams" video.
Hi person from the future
@@KaiTheNerdd DAB POLICE!!!!!!!
Petition for dan to do it still:
sign here:______________
6:44
Dan: if you see that at the end of a dark alleyway you would walk the other way.
Me: no..
*I WOULD RUN*
Lol agreed
I’d call FBI
I'd shoot it 1000000 times
A Visser if I saw Elmo I'd make sure I have a rifle with me and I would run up to Elmo and bang his eyeballs off his fluffy head
Edit: Then I would call the military to come get him
@@thokodube1260 lol yea
Does anyone still remember the red one has been chosen??
Anyone?? Just me. ok.
Yep
I do
I did :p
Memeories
no. i remember it.
Dantdm:cornflakes
*puts a picture of fruit hoops*
fruit LOOPS
FROOT LOOPS
@Crunchy Munchy Ideas fruit toots.
It was supposed to be a joke
HULA HOOPS
0:54 WAIT A SECOND
3:55:
They are not cornflakes, they are called fruit loops...
Froot Loops❤️
Actually Froot Loops
LOL
100%true
Spagetios
Dan: **wants to animate dreams**
Me: **wants to turn dreams into novels**
i watch 20 hours of shreksophone
()
SAme!
You should do both, and dan could show you is animations and dan could read your novels
@@PotatoSack5075 ok i do both for 24 h
I want to make MY dreams come true
I wanted to see Dan flip the chair over
Me too
Same
Me to
I want to too
Meeee toooo
dogs eat grass when there tummies hurt
Dogs eat grass if they feel sick in the belly. The grass tickles it's insides and helps it get better, or purely vomit.
No, Mate grass is medicine for dogs :)
Um ok
Lol dan if u God than wat life
Wow
what the heck!!!! my dog eats grass and explodes, barfs.
Dan: cornflakes and spaggetti'os
Me: eating fruit loops
Also me: -_- BRUH
lol
Gonna ruin your childhood yay guinea pigs eat their babies if there is not enough of a source of food female
Mantis rip their mates head off
Lol
ThatfurryTHICC uuuuhhhhh good for you...
That Is Discusting
“Someone make an intro for this”
*OH HELL YA I WILL 😂*
i think I finished it-
@Kilómetro true lol
@Kilómetro oof
Can you watch your MOUTH!!!
@@vincentsullivan5199 are you a mom or what lol 😂
top three fun facts about me
1. i swallowed a rock once
2. i stayed up all night for 3 days in a row with the help of 7 cans of cherry coke
3. i ate styrofoam with a side of doritos
Dan: CoRnFlAkEs
Me: fruit loops....
Yesh fruit loops and cornflakes
Vedance18 Dancer same
Wooosh
fruit flakes
FRUIT LLLOOOPPPPPPSSSS
Jemma posted at exactly 11:11 a.m.! MAKE A WISH!!
@@HollisBowman uh no? is that your username?
To me it's 10:10 a.m. to make a wish and only 80% of the time it works
@@RemoteToaster aw sorry
What her youtube name?
@@sanstheskeleton3114 uhh... xXJemmaXx
“ I can smell you from here..” - Dan 2019
Love rewatching Dan's old videos
same
Same i listen to while sleeping lol
3:54
"Cornflakes"
**Shows picture of fruit loops**
F of
I don’t think anyone will believe me but I said the spaghetti os thing (look at my tag beside my name)
🤣
@@minecraftlegend1175 RoOoOoOoOoOoD
But i forgive you~
Lmao
@banana milk HeeHeeHee
3:52
Dan, u said cornflakes then proceeded to use FRUIT LOOPS AS THE PIC..............
But ur still great
😂😂😂
Foxy Vortex xx I saw that tooooooo 😂
😁 yay👏😇
Classic Dan xD
It joke
6:14 😂 I laughed so hard on this 😂 (what’s wrong with THIS PEPPA??!!)
Sames as me
Poppa has seen some stuff stuff she is not proud of. Seen what no man saw before
I has no idea soon Peppa will take over the world
Meh too
OMG! Speaking of secrets. I have a secret regarding 5:35! My teacher has a cousin who does voice acting. And she voiced one of the characters on the Winx Club tv show. No joke. Her name is Lisa Ortiz if you want to her up. She also voices Amy from Sonic. Boom! Mindblown! Hows that for a secret?
(Edit: I also used to watch that too when I was little)
I have a secret...I'm secretly irish. And I used to watch Monster High.
Yoooooooooo I'm Irish
don't be ashamed lol
If you live in Ireland
What county
I'm Irish to what county
@@yasminidle5206 I live in Cork
I'm irish from dublin
When you said, "Close your eyes," I didn't
"You're not closing them!"
*Finally closes eyes*
An instant later: "Thank you!"
Me:
erjguhqephw avtrgtnceioyteocwy5
Same
Lol same
Lol no
Also once I laughed so hard that Fanta came out of my nose, it stings
PFFT
I got water out of my nose..on the table at my school...made meh book wet
I once snorted Doritos. This was two days ago
LOLOLOLOL XDDDDDD BTW I HATE SODA DONT BE MAD AT ME GUYS
@@bencary4096 that is disgusting but hilarious!!!!!
Person:I’m scared of Elmo
Me:me too
Dan:shows picture of Elmo
Me:Walkes out of room
Me:
Dan: I’m not scared of the dark I’m scared of the monsters that hide in the dark
Nobody ballives monsters 😛
@@astrgy I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE CHIEF
I am scared of the dark but whoever is scared of the dark isn’t scared of the dark itself..... their scared of what’s in the dark.
*Y’know cuz you can’t see anything cuz it’s dark ;-;*
Ashleigh Johnson nobody believes in your grammar either
WOW MK
I literally tried Cucumber Cheese and ketchup after I watched this...
Yes
How did it taste?
Shiro Texts how did it taste I WANT to know
@@justvvlogsnow5101 it...tasted ... awesome!!!
-Takes them all together-Why does this taste ok?
@@juanpunchman2868 it tastes awesome 😆😅
0:54 Dan is watching and lurking your every move
I- the kid who had the picture of him and fed him blueberry’s, your hilarious
Dan: She is our server queen
Dan: AND IM YOUR KING
Me: And we are the peasants
ColoringWithSomeDude we are sadly
Dan:bow drown peasants
ColoringWithSomeDude Lol😂 but we’re peasant nuuuu
So right
Oof
@@husky_sparky i dont think he wants us to drown.........
6:53 Thanks, Dan for making me sleep with my parents again
That did not scare me at all hehehheheh
Hi old bane whats your rank in mobile legends? Mine is legend
@@gennelynastor3893 My rank is my mom banned me from playing it
@@oldbane8103 oof
Lol
Dan secretly works with spegettii 'os for a living.
OML HE DOES! >:{
.i love your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
lol
I thought super Mario
'If we could turn back time'
'To the good old days' 😔
21 Pilots
That’s a fabulous song
When out mama sang us to sleep~
But now we're stressed out... :T
When i was little i was terrified of Elmo 🤣🤣
I saw my puppet Elmo in a dark corner once and i ran
Me and my family members the power went out one tap me on the shorter with Elmo in her hand
I still am XD
Me to
That happened to my niece she saw it and ran once😂
7:44 I already knew that video.
i knew it as well but without the gnome
No you didn’t
@@cheekibreeki4624 I knew the g nome as you say it noub
You've been gnomed
knew it way before the gnome
Dan has the best quality camera i’ve seen
Dude you need a new challenge!
I have a rush on a person who’s dead and I once went without a shower for a year
I was once sleeping so heavily that my friends hit me with pillows and I didn’t wake
I think you might be dead...
Same
Oof
Wake? Is there more or that is it
im part dragon so that is a bit better
.....................................................................................
5:21 I still love watching Paw Patrol even though people say I am too old to watch it
Spino raptor650 me too it's kind of nice
How old are you?
CactusMuffinGaming 11
@@michellebradley1512 Wait WHAT your 1 year older than me im 7 ._.
Spino raptor650 I’m 9 I watch it it’s grind
*moo*
*if a egg can do it, a cow can*
Ok that's kinda good
please dont moo
What are you two? Real grown ups just keep a torch facing upwards into the creepy clown mask they own as a night light
YESSSSSSSSSSS GOBBLE GOBBLLEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALIENSSSSSSS ABDUCT THE COW MOLLOOOOOOOOO
??
Real nice fish.SpAgEtIoS
I secretly wanted him to flip his chair
🕸️🕷️🍕🥘🍕🥘🥘🍕🥘🍕🍕🥘
Me tooooo
Same
Same
[pssst I wanted hi, too
1. Woke up
2. Saw Dan outside
3. Hugged him
4. Cried
Real Order 2,3,1,4
Rip ⚰
I already saw it
Copycat!
This doesn't make sense to me
I feel bad for you guys.😭😭😭😢😢😢
I can just imagine Elmo with the illuminate on his eye
i love old dan and new dan
old dan; more energetic and lively
new dan; calm and funny
DanTDM: you can't have the light in your room otherwise you can't sleep
Me: observe
Dan from what you said😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😪
MrJack Man I can Sleep with the light on
i will go crazy if i try HEHEHEHEEE
HAHAAAAAH
Observe
*gets stung by wasp*
I really wanted him to flip his chair, lol
me too
Same
Yea same
Same
Same
Who else wanted jemma to come into the vid i havent seen her in ages
Me neither
I know right
Same!
I know
shes done playing mc
Divly: I haven't showered in two days
Me: OMG, ME TOO!!!
*closes eyes*
-video finishs-
CAN I OPEN MY EYES IM 2 hours late for school
I can get out of my dreams whenever I want to
I can to
Keep your eyes shut
Make that A+++++++++++++++++++++ 100 %
I dont get it?
I have a Secret.
I don’t have any.
Gasp that's a good secret
😮😮😮😮😮😯😯😯😯😯😲😲😲😲😲
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
But that was a secret
Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood
Dan: Cornflakes
*Picture of fruit loops*
Me: SCREEEEEEEE
...
UWU
Princess Sofie lol
Lol
I wear tutu dresses
You liked Sailor Moon? Well, nothing to be ashamed of.
I have a secret
I found a Elmo plush in the middle of my trampoline that’s not even mine...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh hell no
Oh HECCCCC NAH GOSH
O-O
tania kruger XD
Yes another community challenge I love these!!!!! Yes thanks dan!!! You just made my day!
I didn't know this video existed, must've missed it. But I'm actually crying because of 3:48
7:33
Dantdm:literally the oldest trick in the book
Still falls for it anyway
Yea that happend to Alexis (quackity)
He got RI C K ED ROLLED!
Real Dan: *Out of idea*
Robot Dan: We need someone else to suck the idea. Find someone else.
Ekips: Yes sir
Everyone stop saying oh really
On really...
速派
粗夫妇服服服i了GigiG8highiGigiGigiGigiGigiGigiGigiGigiGigiGigiG8个
Thats not very nice mr.halium do
Btw u r a robot
*people*: OHHHHHHHHHHH!GET WRECKED
I’m gonna do one. In kindergarten I unscrewed a nail of a vent with a marker and when my mom asked where it was I stuck it up my nose then two years later I went to the doctor to get it out. So........ yeah......, that was fun.
The marker or the screw?
Rip your nose
I watched Dantdms videos since I was 2 years old
0:27
DAN is turning into lazarbeam
Next week he is probably going to swear
another BLOODY LEGEND!
And then wears gingy in Fortnite
Edit: How do I join the discord
Yep
DAN SAID LEGEND! HE IS A LAZARBEAM FAN! CATCH HIM! THAT WEIRDO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEARING
I'm still scared of the dark
*HoRrOr GaMeS dId ThIs To Me, SeNd HeLp*
Me too, I'm 17 and I'm also not afraid to admit it.
Me too buddy. Me too.
I’m scared of the dark too
HELP you
So am I blame pennywise clown...
They are not hidden if you have found them...
😯😯😯😯😯
So true
Is it really u Michael the famous poet
Michael Rosen trueeeeeee
And it isn't a secret if everyone knows it...
9:00 i have 2 guinea pigs😊 but they died last year😢
I'm so sorry 😞 😔 R.I.P
I have a secret
I have the same birthday as mr.beast and michael rosen
Whattt
WHATTTT
WAIT.. WHAT...THE..ACTUAL.
Mmhmmm
G59Boycross we are here to support you
I have a secret..
I LOVE DANS LAUGH
Sometimes I play it over and over again..Dan, don't think I'm weird please.
So do I 😂. Don’t be ashamed he has a good laugh 😆
Tell me
I hate you tell dantdm you ask hole
What?
Ask hole?
4:32 The exact thing happened to me literally 3 days ago but with water... I wish I recorded it.
devind 407 me too with coke on accident
I just watched that part!
did that with sparkling water RIP
@@popepopepope2938 Dude I feel bad for you. Really bad.
@@tylerpham22 lmao
Wish we could turn back time... To the good old days..
7:00 I relate to Dan, I keep my door open and the light on in the hallway (even thought keeping your door closed can save u from fire or whatever) but I don’t remember my dreams so O.o
Once I was asleep at a sleepover and my friend slapped me as a joke to wake me up but he knocked me out and thought I was dead
pug apocalypse!!!! Oof
pug apocalypse!!!! Oh shi- he must have felt real bad
pug apocalypse!!!! haha I'm dieing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha!
Dan: And guinea pigs are bigger than I thought they were
Me: Correction, Guinea pigs are fatter than I thought they were.
Correction guinea pigs are thiccer than I thought they were
Hard to believe this video was 3 years ago
'I swallowed a penny once'
Once I swallowed one of those British shopping cart tokens :D
Those are pretty big. We’re you ok after?
They’re the same size as a £ really
@@thederpybritishpug1618 oh sorry I didn’t know, I use €
Thank u for bongo cat biy biy
8:39
your og if you remember when dan broke his hand
He played Mcpe 😂😂😂
I remeber
I remember he played the Minecraft game and he raged
A lot......
No if your rlly og you remember the minecraft spiderman mod video
Me am remembers
I had a dream about swallowing a ring and then in real life I swallowed a ring(I was 3)
HYPER maybe it was a vision instead of a dream!
Jemma is a legend
I remember when Dan actually had discord.
Jacen Solo17 No.
@Alana he deleted it lmao idk
what happend?
Alana He deleted it reason:haters:his discord server was dying
That video explains it
4:18
Everyone: *Confused Screaming*
I'm scared of Elmo in the dark warning really scary and creepy
I know
Really?
yes same
Jamie Caballero i have lost all respect for you because you used the word “yeet”
I've been subscribed for 7 years now and I wish you luck danTDM
That is the best Discord server ever :O
:O
Stop commenting on everything I watch
How do you join
YOU ARE IN EVERY VIDEO I WATCH!!!! WHY'
Dan The Discord Man
Boom new name for this Discord thing