Dan:"You can try out new glasses too" Also Dan: *Chooses the glasses that look similiar to the one he's wearing in 2022 now* Me: "You should be a fortune teller! ☺"
FUN FACT if you put a banana next to a unripened ( Exuse my English I do live in Scotland but I’m still bad at english👍 ) fruit it will ripen the fruit👍👍👍🙃 If someone actually reads this comment i will be suprised
6:24 Dan: If you go any higher or lower than grans house you should not be drinking tea Me: Isn’t tannin salon higher than grans house Btw hope you have a great day :D BYEEEEEEEE
Ah yes, Donald Dan Demon Oh no, war Dan nugget He goes to war Confused Dan at Mcdonald:it's a job bro Scary protector of fruits Jurassic world worker Dantdm Dantdm the rider of hippos
Hallo there! It's interesting to know that I watched you when you began doing the lab videos, I was around 6 years old and my dad passed away yet you always temporarily cheered me up from grieving. I am Extremley thankful Dan because your now going to be the person I look back on and absaloutly loved as a kid. I still watch this channel as you haven't changed from your comedic, funny and kind personality. Thanks Dan your amazing! 💙💙 Also I am aware many watched him along time ago too, just wanted to say thank you. 😄
For the 00.01 percent of people the will read this, when I'm bored I cover myself in peanut butter and sleide around on the floor singing "shake it off"
This is how many years until DanTDM quits TH-cam
👇
12:05
*You’re a wizard, Dan*
I was thinking of the same referance lol
Im thinking of him as Harry Potter XD
Peace Out *I'm a what*
Peace Out
Dan: these... are...
Me: Harry Potter glasses
Dan: AMAZING
Me: NO, HARRY POTTER GLASSES
Peace Out ikr I was thinking that too lol
5:29
Was that really Exploding TNT
I think it was
O.o
Maybe lol
Yep he had the tick on his name
ITS THE MOUSE!!
I love exploding tnr
Dan: With Photoshop, you cannot just try out new jobs, you can try out new glasses as well.
Present day Dan:
If Dan was running for president he would get this many votes.
👇
Karman plays only 27 ):
26 :(
R/beggingidiots
Karman plays that’s sad
49 :(
5:29 EXEPLODING TNT IN THE VEDIO
Old McDanald had a farm...
Wait... had
This is how many farms Dan had
↓
Me:21
Gamegoat:you stupid
I hate these fricken comments
@@JamesIsHere5 why
This is stupid -.-
Old mcdan had a farm dimond dimond oh
I don't think anyone can erase that from their minds...
Imagine if DanTDM was the president
5tr0n9 r080t man Imagine
He could be a super good president
That would would be awesome
Dantdm for president BET
@Sharla Baldwin scammer!
If he was to quit TH-cam he would be a........
Professional photoshopper
@@demiraslm745 what's a pimp?
The TH-cam world would be come a punk worlc
@@amyhensley8332 Ummmmmmmm. You are a kid aren't you......... You will learn Later.
That's exactly what I was gonna put
He would be a deadbeat
This is how many jobs dan could have if he quit youtube.
👇
42 jobs
100?!!?!!
139 wow that's mean
171. Wow. 🤣🤣
Owen Withecombe I said he would be a stripper 😂😂😂
Karen: My little Angel is doing just fine without vaccines
Her little angel
4:23
Oof
Underrated
@@Luthfiwikrama thank you so much
I don’t want to be rude, but who is Karen?
Bruh I’m dying rn
@@kairose_gaming7324 karen is a women who asks for a manager
Dan: Erase that from your mind instantly
Me: Proceeds to take a screenshot
Lol
Uno reverse card LOL
Heh
Dan:Erase your mind immediately
-insert when squidward erased his brain
lol
Second until the chicken nugget dans take over the world...
👇🏼
2 minutes And 1 Second
I WILL EAT IT!
Phew
He just roasted Mr Trump saying,
"I need to be more ORANGE"😂
Get rekt trump!!!
Dan:"You can try out new glasses too"
Also Dan: *Chooses the glasses that look similiar to the one he's wearing in 2022 now*
Me: "You should be a fortune teller! ☺"
Imagine Jemma walking in during his “saxophone playing”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
lol
lol
Lol
👁👄👁
if i quit youtube today
i will become
*a better dab police*
If Dan wasn’t a TH-camr, he would be a line
(According to the video title)
Yassss! Hed be a perfect line
TRU xD
LOL
Yeah a broken up line
Lol
Thank you.
I’m terrified of clowns.
Thank you Dan.
You are my lord and saviour now for not making yourself a clown
He should become a photoshoper
You shouldn't be afraid of clowns.
@@bugglybuzzaway people have fears that they cant control.
@@justbarbatos true but its a bit stupid.
What camera are you using?
*Asking for pewd*
@moonlight Lauren Hey lol
I don't think pewds was even using using a real camera
I saw Yr profile in my dream O-O
His vids must have been shot on a android phone
Why have I seen ur profile picture
I think it’s Déjà vu
Guys, guys, we all know...
He's the Gingerbread Dan
...
@@michelehobson9061 -_-
Omg I totally forgot about that
Hes name is gingerTDM
Oh you watched that video too?i did it’s pretty good
Ofcourse a scientist matches you. You have been doing science with trayaurus for years
Daniel Cativo not anymore....
True
FOR TRAYAURUS
(salutes)
12:11 he predicted his future 😮
Real
Exact same glasses lol
This is how many times Dan said cute.
|
|
v
I'm so tired of these comment's *sticks middle finger up*
*_F A M I L Y. F R I E N D L Y. M I N E C R A F T. C H A N N E L_*
That's because he is cute
Stop saying these comments!
*I T I S M E A N T O S T I C K Y O U R M I D D L E F I N G E R U P *
How many people would vote for Dan as US President.
Edit: I get it he lives UK please stop comment about that it's kinda of annoying
Isaac Loveland obviously me
He lives in the UK tho
@@terribleoof6043 make him their queen
He wasn't born here so ... Impossible. Presidents must be born on US soil, not just a citizen.
@@DarkEliteXY ye
Dan should be a Skeleton dog walker
I remember you, grim
Tarko MonsterMask same bro I’ve been watching from 2013
grim😢
Grim!!!!!!.............
Ya
3:50 this is what I want to see bringing me in to the light
4:20 and this is what would bring me down to hell
5:28 Are we just gunna ignore that that was Exploding tnt
yea nobody realized
Omg tahts so true i did not see that!!!
Thats*
And aphmau
I KNOW NOBODY REALIZED
PLEASE DONT GIVE UP TH-cam!!!!
I’m a huge fan
What if he 73
I guess
so am i
@Ryan Lee Are you a big fan or are you 73???
He won’t for a long time
Dan would be the coolest President :O
ye
no pewds
san blabla they both live in the Uk where there is no President
@@prudence433 oof
It would be ok I guess
Everyone thinks of eboy when we think of him as a voice actor but only ogs remember when he voice acted in skylanders
dan: “i’m not quitting youtube just yet!”
me: *_just yet?_*
I thought that too!!
Ya do you really mean you will quite youtube
Will if he died he would quit and it is possible he could get old and give up
Lol 😂
why😥😥😭😭😭😭😓😭😓😭😭😓😭😓😭😓😂
NO! TH-cam WILL NEVER DIE!
unless you're not in it
Nuriya Alishba TH-cam is already dead it’s golden days are over
Oli Romeril no it’s not TH-cam will never be dead
ElectricGaming - Minecraft, Roblox and More nope it’s not approved =.=
Gacha Lizzy *Unless*
Huh
This is how many DanTDM Videos we will see at the future
👇
7??
10000000000000 k
Just 7?!
99999999999999 million videos
Iier
2:05 Afghanistan version of dantdm
Dan: You would be-
Ad: LEARNING WITH SIMPLY GUITAR
Even TH-cam has suggestions
Mine Is sIMpLy PiAnO
Download ThE aPp tOdAy
I have simply guitar
TH-cam reccommended jollibee
Lol
Well, he does play the guitar...
Dan: I am not quitting *yet*
The entire world stops.
*WHAT DID YOU SAY??*
Hater?
How am I a hater? I LOVE DAN!!
The world: *stops their self*
Me:*pauses
Sphere Gaming Sya??
Dan at the end said hes not quitting YT it was all a joke.
5:28ish EXPLODINGTNT YASSSSSSSS! Pls don't mind me. Lol😂
I saw that to
I was looking for this comment-_-
Ikr
yeah lol
Meh to
8:28 | After watching this video for probably the 3rd time, I only just noticed this, but is that an ENDOSKELETON?!
😂
Maybe?
who's lying in bed scrolling through the comments?
thanks dan for inspiring me to create, i just hit 4k!
me
h0w Yu0 Kn0w?!?
yeah how did you know
@PewDie Pie OMG PEWDIE PIE
Oh I am!🤣😝😝😴😴😘😘🤩🤩😎😎😨👍👍👍👍🏻👍🏻
4:20 I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP
Same xD
Same !!!!I have puck in ma mouth xD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
Ewwwww
5:28 So we ain't talking about the fact that ExplodingTNT got in a DanTDM video and replied to him on Twitter?
Oh yea right
NO.
Unwanted Trashbag XD
Ikr
i relized too
As a Saxophone player, I would love to teach Dan how to play.
Let’s teach him together!
If I quit youtube I would be!!!!!
poor :(
@Maya Jensen nope dont need it
@Maya Jensen nobody loves you
zBrianPlayz IF YOU WAS POOR YOU WOULDNT HAVE A TV OR A PHONE OR A TABLET OR A LAPTOP
6:47 the store should be called ‘TDM Tatts’ or ‘TDM Tattoos’
Who’s laying in bed, Super comfy, Scrolling through the comments while watching the video? 🤔😌
me
I’m scared now
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i am!
How did you know are u a hacker who sees through camera
“The subject that we would learn would be uhh click bait”
Yes please teach me I have no idea how that works
if dantdm was my dentist i would go to the dentist
Fr
I would everydayy
@@gregsenestraro262 mhm, preach!
Ooo
DerpySushi I would as well he would be my personal favourite dentist
why did no one say dab police???
i guess everyone forgot he started that thing.....(including the legend himself - "Dan")
Dab police
Yes that I the main thing
there was a person that said for Dan to be a dab police on Twitter but I don't think he chose to view that for some reason... -3-
i dunno
I want Dan as my teacher! He’d be the best teach ever 😂😂🤣🤣
Same 🤣🤣
We would spend all day learning 'bout clickbait and tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yes i agree.
Yup definitely
Dan wouldn't survive as a teacher
Kids are cruel 😂
Me too
When Dan says he looked good in glasses little did he know he has glasses now!
| I hit it u hit it
\/
Scammer
Green Arrow Dad wat
@A B yeah I toooooooootaly don't think this is a scam
That beard face is gonna become an instant meme. I KNOW IT!
Ok... I take that back. The Trump face!!! Instant meme. Definitely.
Noo your wrong because all of them will become MEMES!!
Axl Chavez BOWTHEHH
Idk
No because it’s on dans channel
Meme it now please
Sulley bearded one is an instant meme
You should work at a blueberry factory and the employees are hippos 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
I have a better idea.
The employees are pugs
Dan: can I Take your Order
Me: can I take Your thumbnail
Dan: *”If I were to quit TH-cam, what would I be?”*
Me: *”a gamer, cause that’s what u are”*
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Smart
somebody else said that;-;
good point
@@dino-fx2uq no no it's called smort
*I am a simple man* 😍
*Dan uploads a video,* _I watch it_
Me tooo
Yess
You aren't simple, you are normal
Is this a reference from an another youtuber?
Your probably 11 lol
FUN FACT if you put a banana next to a unripened ( Exuse my English I do live in Scotland but I’m still bad at english👍 ) fruit it will ripen the fruit👍👍👍🙃
If someone actually reads this comment i will be suprised
Intresting
I read your comment .... And also live in Scotland 🇬🇧 😊 but I don't know how his would work
cool fact. Btw I remember you from the comments of a subnautica vid.
Well you learn something new everyday
W
Anyone else notice that FREAKING EXPLODING TNT REPLIED ON TWITTER! That guy is a legend
did you notice that Aphmau replied on twitter in the video?
Dan tdm: creates himself as the president of the United States
Donald trump: YOU DID WHAT
UwU
Hed me the best
Musical musicman lol
O_O
Trump is good but dan would be a legend for a presedent
1:26 , see he’s professional already, makes music without the instrument.
HA HA!
Lol
Ooooooo
Hol up...
Lol
5:30 who else saw that it was the real ExplodingTNT
5:41 and Aphmau
Aphmau is fake their is no 👉 tick near the name exploding TNT is real because their was a 👉 tick near to the name
Omg
crazyrider 123 But... Aphmau is a TH-camr
yeh I used to watch exploding tnt so yeah I saw
Me
5:29 SO THAT’S WHERE TNT HAS BEEN
5:09 when your mum calls u a handsom boy
ligma balls littlekiddys * handsome boi
10:49 u forgot to put blue hair on the banana
Heh small hair
Yea
But...we're would the hair be?
everyone has forget about Grim the dog >:
ReaperDominus HE WILL RETURN! HE WILL NEVER DIE!!!
He’s a skeleton.
I remember him
no
PLEASE BRING GRIM BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
P.S. If trayaurus wasn't at the lab with grim, grim would have noBODY to hang out with.😂😂😂😂
Not me tho
6:24
Dan: If you go any higher or lower than grans house you should not be drinking tea
Me: Isn’t tannin salon higher than grans house
Btw hope you have a great day :D BYEEEEEEEE
actually he can be a proffesional photoshopper
Yeah
yea
When Dan says I'm not quitting TH-cam.... YET
Everyone: wait what
Nottyers YT he’s obviously going to quit at some point
He is quitting jobs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I realized your profile picture
@@user-yx7tz3th5v yeah
*something*
Edit: The clothes hanger job is a meme from a girl that said “You don’t need a degree to be a hanger” (or something along those lines)
It's "everyone says I need to go to college to get a job. I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger."
M
Rip vine
What machine I’m good at? Gallows
Wait... you are a gachatubet
"I got several offers for esports"
We introduce our latest member, NRG DanTDM
If I quit youtube, I would be a _________
me: *”i’D bE a hUmAn”*
Not funny...
Renata Olejnik agreed
uhhh, IM GONNA GO TO MY JOB! IF U GOING TO FUN FUN FOODIES ILL MEET YA THERE
well he basically is but im a *ZoMbIe*
I will be a alien
"My beard would be this long."
Sure it will be, Dan.
Your thumbnail ia a girl
fros fire gaming I was quoting what Dan said. Not talking about myself.
@@frosfiregaming6306 what
fros fire gaming,
Profile
Not thumbnail
Thumbnails are for videos
Dan grow a beard
Dan what happened to moreTDM.
👇
Yea I’ve been wondering
Yeah I'm wondering that to
Aparently he doesnt know what to do on it/has nothing to do on it
@Tyrone Arellano no
Fr
Son: Mom can we go see Donald Trump
Mom: We have Donald trump at home
Donald Trump at home: 4:20
Professional tea maker…if that even is a thing🤔🤔🤔
He was suggested to be a Professional tea maker because he's from UK lol.
Dan does love his tea
Yes I am dat
Yes.
You absolute genius gunmeet Singh!
5:29 Real exploding tnt. Minecraft rp youtuber
I noticed that 2
He makes good vids
Sees Thumbnail: If I QUIT TH-cam .. i would be a ______
sees: _____
A line
Ah yes, Donald Dan Demon
Oh no, war Dan nugget
He goes to war
Confused Dan at Mcdonald:it's a job bro
Scary protector of fruits
Jurassic world worker Dantdm
Dantdm the rider of hippos
7:28 does anyone else think he should draw what fans tell him to draw.. I loved those videos especially the one where he drew a potato 🥔
And a unicorn TH-cam and more and more and more and more.....
But this time he should photoshop instead of Drawing them
i loved them
Same
Here to remind you five of the abomination above, have a nice day lmao
If he quit youtube he would
Twitch... stream......
*no ok bye*
No a mc'Donald's delivery
e
@@mavarquiza4002 👤
he'll become a streamer BTW
The f uck do you mean “ok bye” b itch?
5:30 it’s the real exploding tnt
Wow
Anika Jade Elizaga hi
dan is the only one that doesn’t make me mad when he promotes something
Exploding TNT 5:29 original 100%
lol
Yeah 😂😂😂
5:55 God said "Let there be light." And there was Dan's face for some reason
“Let there be dan”
This is how much people don’t want dan to quit TH-cam
👇🏻
only 21
No 28
No 34
@@goosepvp4816 hi
No 48
This is one of my most favorite series Dan made
1:26 dan having seizure XD
The XD ruins it
@Robert Szakalis he xD'ed which ruined it by making a laugh emoji and we who read it may laugh idk i think it ruins the joke
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You made me laugh when i read that😂😂
@@TeamNEO it's still funny for me though
It’s freaky how many times u have put ur face on fruit...
@Squidalistic LEL
True
Duckie Dude omg
its weird _/
lol
DanTDM’s dream job after TH-cam is...
*something*
Twitch streamer😂😂
He would still make vids but streams
Hmmm😮😮
True so true
Therapist:Danold trump isn’t real,he can’t hurt you
Danold trump: 4:24
Dan : * puts up teacher photo *
me : that actually a pretty good pic-* dans face pops up * AHHHHHHHH
*makes bad beard*
*What do you think?*
*Me: I think I’ll have nightmares*
Lol
True
Lol
ILove Hoodies lol💀💀
Yes
Hallo there! It's interesting to know that I watched you when you began doing the lab videos, I was around 6 years old and my dad passed away yet you always temporarily cheered me up from grieving. I am Extremley thankful Dan because your now going to be the person I look back on and absaloutly loved as a kid. I still watch this channel as you haven't changed from your comedic, funny and kind personality. Thanks Dan your amazing! 💙💙 Also I am aware many watched him along time ago too, just wanted to say thank you. 😄
Thats really nice
😀
@@jackkhowley6901 is cool
Isn't that just the *sweetest* ??
Aww mate! You making my eyes water! I have been here for ages too!
4:20 has scarred me for life, there is no going back LOL
If dan was a saxophone player he would have this much fans:
*stop doing this*
Original
WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE LIKING
Uh
For real
reea18 XD STOPDOING HATE
For the 00.01 percent of people the will read this, when I'm bored I cover myself in peanut butter and sleide around on the floor singing "shake it off"
??????????
Why??
he should be a photo shop artist!!
Top 10 cursed moments in youtube videos
4:21
4:30
10:22 hes staring into your soul smiling