@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up? Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say : “Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say His old intro”
6:35 love it Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide. All I must say is Thank You Dan!
"the closest object to your right will kill you" Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully. RUN
mommy and daddy pig: -kills their children- dan: ah, they're fine! --- dan: sees meat in a cart "wait..." dan: sees them selling it "ahh, that's better"
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here." Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls (Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
2014 DanTDM: Very old Minecraft mod music... 2017 DanTDM: “Press start” music intro... 2020 DanTDM: Hey! Dan here... Wonder what new intro will be next in 2023!
19:15: since Dan is so interested in pets that people have, one Sunday morning (3rd April 2022), my mother went out into the garden to clean up leaves (we live in New Zealand so it was Autumn at the time, now it's winter) and she heard a very loud yelling. She found the source of the sound, and it turned out to be a kitten! We've kept her ever since, and her name is Panda!
During this lockdown,a darkness has spread over the world. However,you, DanTDM, is a light in that darkness keeping us all happy and smiling. And when i say this I say it for all of us. Thank you danTDM for everything you do.
Lol! thanks for putting me in at @3:44 I promise the camera was just flipped and I know my lefts from rights 85% of the time
Just 85?
what-
85% is good enough
I think this guy is verified
FoRtNiTe RaPtOr stop begging
Daddy and Mommy Pig: *selling Peppa and George on the street*
Dan: *”OH THEY’RE FINE!”*
This is the internet. Where nightmares live
I know right
I just figured out where they went
It was chicken!
Right
Can we just give a salute to this man, he IS our childhood. o7
@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up?
Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Charlie Spencer lol no
Charlie Spencer I guess this guy only comes onto the vid to dislike and leave huh,
Charlie Spencer never, if someone said that to you you would feel bad right? So mind your own business
Why was i recommended this. The only time i ever watched this guy was for the spiderman series.
Revisiting this after 3 years out a tear to my eye dantdm is the best
@hogroast637 ye true
I got you beat by a year
@@rachelmikeyswander5221 i have yu all beat by three lol
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say :
“Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say
His old intro”
?
And that will be the day when we can rest ( how are you going to do it)
...
Hey everyone***
Hey guys
"Dog does a cool trick"
Dan: S H O E S
Yes
Yeah
Kenan Jakupovic yeah nice
Yyyyyyouutubbbeee
?? You can script Ñ?
Fact: The music from the dancing llama is from a cereal commercial.
The Miel pops commercial in Russian
-----
The game is called beat up Simulator
👁👄👁
mIeL pOpS
6:35 love it
Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide.
All I must say is Thank You Dan!
bro is 10 years old 💀
Crebguy shut up
@@postonian425 11 years old, if you do the math
Same and age doesn’t really matter we are all humans
@@joeyawesomegaming bro fr pulled out the “age is just a number” 💀💀🤨
**Dan sees duck tiktoks**
**Also Dan goes to Jemma**
Dan: Hey Jemma! Wanna get a pet duck?
Jemma: 👁👄👁
Okay?
I would get a pet duck
SU TARTS DAD same lol
Wth is this comment 👁️👄👁️
‘SU TARTS DAD’ is a name I wanna change myself to
“The closest thing to my right will kill me”
*sees friend*
*slowly backs away*
LOL
Im scared my chair is gonna kill me
I looked again my winter hat is gonna kill me im even more scared
*Chara souls shows through them* btw Undertale reference
well my breakfast is going to choke me
Oh my god this jar of cornflakes are gonna kill me- oh wait it’s my cup
14:23 dan: "Oh they're fine!" also dan: unaware that their parents freaking slaughtered peppa and george
LOL
Rip poppa and george
That’s what I was saying
so true
Exactly! thats what i was gonna say!
The fact that the people *do* know their lefts and rights and Dan just forgot about point of view 😂
Everyone: WHOA That dog can jump really high
DanTDM: *S* *H* *O* *E* *S*
Holy shoes that a good meme
Oooo Kermit friend
Kermit Is my idol Switching name to Kermit God ||| soon :D
Joka Animates ahhahah good one
Ik
Dan :why can’t someone hold a lolly stick, tap it and record it
Me: BECAUSE THE REST OF US ONLY HAVE 2 HANDS!!!
Jammyman :D some people have 3 arms and hands
Some have no arms.
Me with a broken arm
😭😭😐😭😭
@@jason3268 same here I'ma make a yt channel next year I wanna be a animator
Notice how Peppa pigs “Family” WENT into the slaughterhouse but only “daddy pigs” and “mommy pigs” came back OUT, the food must be
Peppa and George
Yur right
John Xu ahaha...that’s,...the....whole....bloody.....POINT
Dang, how did I not think of that! You’re so funny and smart! Jhahahahahah /s
Obviously
Congrats you just stated the obvious! Here’s you’re medal🏅
2 years later still watching this gem ♥
Same
Yesterday I was watching the older vids
same
Just found out about this dude who is he
@@yaritzamorales6771 so he was this guy who was a big part of people childhood’s with his gaming videos
Dan's Future Pet List:
Duck
Miniature Snails
And
Chanting Frogs
How good is my channel?
Gooddddd bruh
And his llama / alpaca!
So accurate
DORI MEY
Everyone: You should be dead
TikTok: I’m on the internet, I live forever
*t i m e t o k i l l t h e i n t e r n e t*
No it doesn't
Facts
TikTok sucks
Godddd
"They're not chillin. They be seein stars. Their world is spinnin." Dan be spittin BARS
Dragon Hero so are you
dude after the quote it still rhymed
He be crashin the cars
Dan says I am gonna try not to laugh, * also Dan laughs 53 times
🤣🤣🤣 CRONGATLATIONS YOU COUNTED HOW MANY TIMES DAN LAUGHED
Vine: n o
Musically: n o
TikTok: n o
what’s next?
Dan
Or Turkey boii
You tube
@@Gaffeyn don dun donnnnn!
Llamma
TH-cam
Dan: That's his left.
Most cameras are inverted, but he better still sleep with one eye open
Dan doesn’t know right or left
@@Tariq._.Black_pikachu yes he dose
@@Szegö-Gonzalez does *
szegoisthegoat Dan doesnt know left or right
andrewexe thank you someone noticed
"the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating
Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully.
RUN
Jim Pickens has entered the chat
hello
Don't worry that pufferfish is healthy he ate carrots before being served
Umm my closest object a blanket🧐🤔. Suffocation here I come 😂
Oh, my mom is to my right... oh no....
3:54 DUDE THE CLOSEST THING TO MY RIGHT IS A KITCHEN KNIFE
No one:
Dan: I do NOT condone violence on roblox!
Also Dan: shoots players in a roblox game
He shots ppl in arsenal
Hey There hm
zook yeah that’s the game I am talking about
👁️👄👁️
I know
“THE CLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU”
Me:**looks at kitten laying on arm**
Kitten:**yawns and snuggles my arm**
My mind:wait wut?
Me: *sees an oreo*
My friend heard him say that... then we didn't break eye contact
Me: sees a chair.
hey did u know kittens eat u when your dead
I m sitting next to my kitten to lol
"Hey Guys! Dan here from The Diamond Minecart" oh wait-
Lol
Waht6
Sad
LOL 😂
His content didn't get worse you just got older.
Trickshot lemon
Me vibing watching this at 9:02pm
TH-cam is getting really comfortable with these unskippable ads.
666
ikr
I
Yeah and I’m not a big fan of it
Ikr
Imagine Asher becomes a streamer one day and Dan walk in and says “are ya winnin son”
...
................ . . . .
Abdallah Baloch same
That would be epic
Lmao
....
99% Comments: "THE CLOSEST THING TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU"
1% Comments: a normal comment
😂
so true
😂😂😂
Ita my pillow
Nan nan nan
Dan notice me I’ve been you fan since I was 4 and I’m 11 now
No one: Elastigirl
Not a soul: Helen Parr
Dan: Mrs Incredible
isn't elastagirl mrs incredible?
Me, an intellectual: no, shes ms *STRECH*
this comment made no sense and the reply made equally zero sense
Ibinabo Jack no mrs incrwebibal
Zacherel Mackerel you mean everyone. Everyone calls them elastigirl and Helen parr. Not “no one”
Just to clear something, people still do this "meme"idk what you can call it
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Dan: it's Turkeyboy55... this is how we summon him in the future
Lol
Dan: he is cute but horrifying
Me: he’s cutely horrifying
He's horrifyingly cute
Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Dan is cute
Omgee- what?
*cutely becomes a demon*
👁👄👁n i c e d a n
mommy and daddy pig: -kills their children-
dan: ah, they're fine!
---
dan: sees meat in a cart "wait..."
dan: sees them selling it "ahh, that's better"
Yeah he did not get it
It was at that moment that he knew
Bruh
I was thinking the same thing 😂
@@chantala.1827 yep
Dan: “this is the type of dad I want to be”
The video: *crazy velociraptor dad.*
Why is this not top comment 😂😂🔝
game: beat up simulator
>go to classroom map
you will see dan on the board
WHAT HE IS THERE :O
I didn’t see classroom on maps
@@mysticgaming4084 same
@A Lytle eh?
@A Lytle i played the game and saw it, so I posted dis comment, i aint stealin any body's comment
4:10 the sink oh no
Dan “oh I thought that got dark right then”
Him completely ignoring peppa and george are missing: 👁👄👁
Lol yeah
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
I’m only at the start of the video so I don’t know where he says that but Ik what toktok ur on about lol
Ikr 👁👄👁
Dan: TikTok isn't gone yet!
10-year-old girls: YAAAyaYY I CAN POST MY CRINGEY DANCES!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
10 year olds reading this comment: *grabs metal straw*
XD
@@beep___ lol
IM tEn aNd tHiS iSnT tRuE
people in every other year: "I want a dog/cat mommy and daddy!'
people in 2020: "*give me duck I want duck*"
@CrimsonComet *KING CRIMSON!*
Hi
Ikr
wow remember when us children were normal
i hated it back then
Am I the only one who asked for one and a bunny?
0:19 wellll…..about that
Dan: Watching tiktoks and not recreating them
Us: R E C R E A T E T I K T O K S
Yas
Just recreate it 😣😣😥
Btw a fellow bnha fan I see
Izuku Midoriya how’s eri?
Twin?
“cLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT IT THE OBJECT THAT IS GOING TO *KILL* YOU”
**looks at luigi plush**
“l-luigi?”
Bruh I'll be scared too and He moved a little bit 😂😂😂😂🤣 I'M JUST TRYING TO SCARE MYSELF😭😭😭👁️👄👁️
A pillow is going to kill me
No...how could he
Danielle Nicholson same
@@luckytink05
When you sleep
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here."
Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls
(Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
u r verry lolz olz fanz
That wasn't even the old intro, the old one was "hey everyone! Dan here from the diamond minecart" so please shut up
Yeet
Why are you so
Desperate?
No
I love this series so much!! Keep up the good work Dan!
dan: I WANT A DUCK! I WANT A MINI SNAIL!
jemma: hmm.... how bout no.
🧘🧂🏌🏾♂️🧘🏾♂️🧘♂️🏈🧘🏾♂️🏌🏾♂️🏉🤾♀️🤾♀️🏈🤺🏒🏉🏒🏉🤸🏽♂️🤸🏽♂️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️
fernando urbano 2 min ago
dan: oh I love shrek
Him literally five seconds later: I hate shrek.
Lol
Shrek has a wired adult joke I wonder if Dan has seen it
Lol
L.O.L.
my name is eve!!!!
2014 DanTDM: Very old Minecraft mod music...
2017 DanTDM: “Press start” music intro...
2020 DanTDM: Hey! Dan here...
Wonder what new intro will be next in 2023!
Omg press start is amazing “press start DOO DOO DOO DOO”
Hello there!
@@burnt_toast32 hello there my fello time time-travler
Video: Look at my amazing dog!
Dan: Damn those shoes look cool
Hey everyone dan here from the tdm.
thats there right
TikTok: slowly dying
Charli: so you have chosen death
Me: well yes it’s dying
Tiktok: I’m dying help me Donald Trump: I’m telling you right now we don’t care
Dan : im noticing the details. 10 minutes later "watches a peppa pig video does not know that peppa and gorge are missing
oh that dark
Gorge?
Oof-
Ducks: get thrown in WATER
Dan: those ducks hit the GROUND pretty hard
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟦⬛️⬜️🟦⬛️⬜️🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
⬛️🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟦⬛️🟥🟥🟥⬛️🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
👁️👄👁️
ಠ_ʖಠ
XD
I want Dan to see this so badly
3:45 oh god a soda can is gonna kill me 😭💀
*tiktok banned at india*
Dan: "I'm doing your work."
*India bans TH-cam*
Dan: "This is a tiktok review channel"
Me: *epicly commits oof*
Unofficial PTFS Red Arrows OoooFfffFfffFFff
*oof*
Flamingo reference???
Long oof
Gxcha Ava fLaMinKO
Dan: 'No violence!'
Also dan: *plays arsenal with the decapitate death effect*
XD
Lol
6:50 AYO YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE
19:15: since Dan is so interested in pets that people have, one Sunday morning (3rd April 2022), my mother went out into the garden to clean up leaves (we live in New Zealand so it was Autumn at the time, now it's winter) and she heard a very loud yelling. She found the source of the sound, and it turned out to be a kitten! We've kept her ever since, and her name is Panda!
And everyone liked that
@@jxobo5605 I'd expect nothing less
👁👄👁
I'm at New Zealand brothe
During this lockdown,a darkness has spread over the world. However,you, DanTDM, is a light in that darkness keeping us all happy and smiling.
And when i say this I say it for all of us.
Thank you danTDM for everything you do.
Wow....Just..Wow..
Wow...... And I agree with you he is the light in the darkness
Why didn't Dan pin this? What- i-
*I'm sueing*
It’s bootiful statement
So true he keeps me happy through out lockdown
I don’t think dan relized that peppa and George didn’t come back from “Disney world”
Nope he didn't
I was going to write that
Same
Please don’t watch the video on TH-cam, (it’s for 15+ viewers only)
i think that to ha
It’s been three years and I am still watching it
Dan: Hermitcrafters are cool
Me:
Dan knows about hermitcraft my life is complete
yep
Yes!!
So apparently your dead now
I got to this comment right when I saw him react to it XD
brings a tear to my eye 👁 💦
14:05 when daddy pig pulls out the “Disney world” passes, peppa starts *breakdancing*
charlie Nfdl
I SAW THIS COMMENT AND IMMEDIATELY KNEW THE TIKTOK BEFORE I WATCHED THE VIDEO
Who Remembers The How To Train Your Dragon Meme Where Hiccup And Dan Had the same face,but not beard,BUT NOW...HE HAS A FLIPPIN BEARD MAN!
BRUH👽
I remember hahaha
Huh!?!?
dan its called syncopation 1:15
Dan years ago: **playing minecraft**
Dan now: **watching ducks twerk on tik tok**
Lol
hahah
Me: my dad’s concealed gun license O-O
I mean ducks are flowy
Top comment
Dan: I thought things got real dark there
Me: Dude they were selling their own kind as food
You mean kids
Remy James read my name
Jaxon Orsini read my name
What amazing 💓💞💓
Where did the kids go
"The closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: fr-
*MOM PLEASE SPARE ME*
Closest thing kill u me looks at the xbox party chat with the BOIS in it.....
For me it’s a pillow..... oh no
SandShadow pillow for me too...
My Pc Is Gonna Kill Meh (make's Since Because Im On 24/7
I thought he was gonna say “Hey dads”
"The emoji with two eyes and a mouth. I'm puttin' that in the title and see what happens."
Sorry Dan, I have no reaction.
Lol xD
Lol
"You've hit the bottom of the barrel and that barrel has a basement"
-JuicyFruitSnacks
Why are u here
@@alexzhao2071 making a point that if you react to tiktoks you've hit the bottom if the barrel and that barrel has a basement
why would a barrel need a basement?
Oh my monika! How dare u kill sayori >: (
Hey Moni!! You being here reminds me that Dan should play Doki Doki Literature Club
Dan: this has not happened to me
People who remember when Dan fell out of his chair he got jump scared by Chica:
👁 👄 👁
True
you should note when it happend in the video
@@sieglindefollman6835 you probably know now but it’s 15:39
he is a he not a she he
Yes
“Recreating TikTok’s is coming soon, I PROMISE!” 4 years later 🗿
Dan: "I do not condone violence."
*Meanwhile, on the other side of TH-cam*
Dream: "THERE WILL BE NO MERCY"
Techoblade: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS"
👁👄👁 haha
HAHAHAHAHAHH
Who are they?
👁👅👁
@@simone635 ahhhh confusion
Dan : “I do not condone violence in roblox”
Me : “But 6 six days ago you were shooting people with guns in roblox”
IKR
Ha. He got exposed 😎
You just copied a comment
Haha
Dan: okay we're fine I thought that would get dark
Me: where's Peppa and George
Realized there's bacon
That’s what I thought
Same
The parents sold Pebble and George's body when it's cut up what is wrong with them.
Actually it’s Pork
👁️👄👁️ 's name is TIMMY
MY BLANKETS GONNA KILL ME, I GUESS I AM GONNA SUFFACATE
Nobody:
TikTokers: **getting prepared for the purge against Trump**
Charli: You messed with the wrong girl
Lol
The power of the renegade cannot be stopped
@@superdoggo7008 yeh
what is she gonna do dance?
Ha
Everyone talking about " the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: He doesn't even know what happened to Peppa and George pig
K K my cat is sitting to the right of me staining into my eyes
My table was gonna kill me
PBate08 PVZ lol
How can a cushion kill me ?
@Help this muffin reach 1k subscribers pls holy crap
“That house in the backround is huge... wait”.
*is he’s address*
lol
His*
Jboy Yoder what r y talking about
ACE Golf101 gaming “what are why talking about”
Jboy Yoder what kind of thing is in 1:27
Dan, the peppa pig one was DARK, the parents came out the store without the kids and a trolley full of ham😭💀
Everyone:
WOAH that dog can jump high!
Dan:
Look at his shoes!
Ok so
High chance that this is stolen...
But the comment is good.
s h o e s
“I don’t want violence on Roblox”
PSST DAN PLAYS ARSENAL
YESSSSSS
lol!
yeah but arsenal isnt that violent
i dont know what to say
lol
“The closest thing to your right will kill you”
Me: **sees a pillow**
*i guess I AM really weak..*
Ooh same
But maybe we can stop it
im sitting right nect to a blanket
Mine actually was toilets paper...
@Terminator Fish Studio's or suffocate me
@@BrayD978 well shirogane and ishigami knows about killing people with toilet paper
Apparently I’ll die to a napkin
“The closest object to your right will kill you” -looks into mirror- OH CMON IM ALREADY OUT OF THE 4TH GRADE DEPRESSION PHRASE
What whitch craft do you have to cross out words in a comment
@@thehamsterstalkingyou3291 -idk-
The Bros 𝕃𝕠𝕝
Phrase
WELL IM GONNA BE CRUSHED BY A BED
Did dan just talk about hermitcraft?
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAS
👁👄👁
Impulse helped him with the storage system in the hardcore world I think
Was kinda hoping that dan would join Hermitcraft.
Wdym
grumbot
Tiktok: "the closest object on your right is going to kill you."
Me: *looking at my TV* "How could you??!?!"
😂😂😂
for some reason I am going to be killed by a hairbrush??? 🤔👌
LOL
@@barrykrofchak8859 IT MIGHT RIP THE TOP OF UR HEAD OFF SO HAIR BRUSH OOFER
My bath
*Im on the toilet*
the title aged well
"Closest object to your Right will kill u"
"Looks at my plushy"
"Five minutes later.."
"Plushy outside my garden 👁️👄👁️"
Oof
Haha
Fnaf in a nut shell
Lol
Dan didn’t realize that when they came out of the slaughter house there was no peppa or George so that means that they were slaughtered
ya..................
Someone finally realized
👁¿👁
°
Actually I think he did realise but coz he's kid friendly, he didn't mention it.
that's very dark....
3:46
The closest object to your right is going to kill you
Dan:*pulls out phone*”not that interesting”
Phone: plays boss music
*y e s*
Hey when he said that I looked to my right and it was a door
My pillow is closest right to me lol
My object was A spoon
i have been watching this man for 5 years
" the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me sees water bottle
Me "I drank out of you I trusted you utter betrayal😮
Mine is a teddy bear I always used to hit as a kill
Mine is a earbud😂
Mine is my cat that gave my sister a black eye
I WAS SITTING ON DA TOILET I HAD TO TAKE A DOODIE THE DOODIE HIT THE WATER THE WATER HIT MY BOOTY
The closest thing to the right to me is a door, how the hell is a door going to kill me
TikTok: *shuts down*
Dan's life: Aight, Imma head out
Haha
Dan’s British so TikTok’s not going anywhere for him
It’s not getting banned in USA or anywhere Microsoft bought tiktok and saved the app
👁👄👁
i hate tik Tack its so criengeuye
"The closest object to your right will kill you!"
Looks at my homework
Me: "I ALWAYS knew that homework was BAD for you!"
LOL
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣lol 👁👄👁
Wait u have homework still
Boy by Nature it’s DA TRUTH
this aged well