@@sarahharman9879 yep im real jesus. why scribblenauts on steam casue of covid-19 when people stay home i hope wb games and 5thcell will ever change to price free on steam #DannyVallejo
Imagine bragging that the first genuine hardship is getting paid for slacking off amd being lazy that's how most retail workers are y'all think you're treated poorly you're treated amazingly for the minimal effort retail workers put in and the few things people complain about are completely non-issues Rude customer? Oh look there's this thing called "laws" and you can kick someone out for being a nuisance if you think your manager will care then either 1. You're stupid 2. They're stupid 3. Both and guess what that's why there are several chains of command if a manager is being stupid then call someone in the company who cares you're all just whiny morons who don't take 5 seconds to think for themselves or try to do anything about well anything You're all so pathetic retail is the pinnacle of simplicity that's litterally the entire point of the job the only jobs that are even easier will just baffle you that machines aren't the ones doing the jobs unless you're stupid and don't understand anything about technology which sounds pretty likely considering y'all think retail is hard try doing a real job rather than training that's all retail even really is and people rarely even have to put up with the actual training wage which is way below half the minimum wage when you get paid half the minimum wage then go and cry but retail just isn't hard if you're not a moron and your manager isn't a moron which is partially why there are several managers to begin with
I worked in retail for 7 years, and I loved all the idiots. I loved it so much I even volunteered to take warranty cases! I was never bothered even if they got mad at me, I just kept my cool completely and they'd eventually cool off or leave, some even apologized for their behaviour and shook my hand... What I don't miss is the low wages and the unwillingness to hire employees properly, even as a professional bike and ski technician with thousands of hours of experience, I was still part time on minimum wage. I just cut my ties and got a better job :)
They're the same person. Their essence was split at birth to maintain balance in the universe. If they ever found each other and merged, we'd all be doomed.
"I'll just shoot the problem away". Kevin, are you sure you're Irish and not American? I'm starting to question your claim as the "King of Irish TH-cam"
You, sir, earned yourself a subscriber when the orphan needed comfort so you gave her an abusive father who immediately started beating the poor girl. I absolutely sobbed 😂😂
Probably not actually. There was a real musician who had the same shtick Kevin used in the video. The song Spoonman by Soundgarden was about him and his spoon playing is featured in the song.
Honestly, my favorite way to play/watch Scribblenauts is to try and write the stupidest shit you can that will still complete the objectives with the most hilarious results. I really hope you continue this!
I mostly just use the creature creator to make abominations of godlike power so I always give myself the adjectives "flying", "speedy" and "invincible" though one tine I created something so powerful whatever came near it ceased to exist, even things with the invincible adjective, and it itself comes into existence with the invincible adjective so it can't be killed by anything but one of its own since the way the game is programmed you can't remove an adjective from something if it gives itself it upon being created without you specifically typing that adjective in the notebook. Tldr: created something that could kill invincibles and couldn't be killed, it's on the steam workshop it's the voidbringer
The reason a gorilla came and attacked you back there was because the gorilla was a quest. The gorilla' s quest was to king him, which you could complete by giving him something or giving him an adjective that would make him royal. Because you had a tiara on your head at the time, an object the gorilla would accept, the gorilla rushed to put the tiara on his head.
I always enjoy this game, it perfectly simulates the childhood fantasy of being given way too much power that we would have all inevitably abused as much as possible.
I thought that Call Me Kevin playing this game would be the most perfect Let's Play match-up, so I searched for it and I'm so happy to see he actually played it!!!
There are so many things in this game. You can spawn many natural disasters and apocalypse scenarios. Also, try using the item Maxwells Notebook. And just wait until Kevin finds workshop creator items
"find something to pop the balloons" "i'll just pop him instead" edit: damn i'm out here trying to enjoy kevin's video but people rlly have to ruin it in the comments :(
The thought of a notebook like this existing in reality scares me because it’s basically letting anyone and I mean *anyone* basically become GOD if they have it
Old woman is tired of standing
Everyone: here's a chair
Kevin: dead
Kevin : " why are you booing me? I'm right."
It'll be more of a surprise if Kevin played his games proper.
I made her legless.
... she loved it. Genuine laughs, that.
i didnt give her a chair i made her legless
Reminds me of Anikin Skywalker
“Let’s make him murderous”
Gets attacked*
“NOO NOT ME YOU DICKHEAD”
kevin: *shocked pikachu face*
*
"Die! Die! Die! ...I didn't mean ME!"
-Jason Fox
kevin: *give orphan parent*
me: aw that was nice-
kevin: *immediately makes him abusive*
*absuive
@@jaxsonthegreat14 Nah, he wrote what Kevin typed.
"let's make him murderous"
**Gets attacked**
**Surprised Pikachu face**
can you send me copy pc version of scribblenauts 6312 Annabell St Edinburg TX 78542 please thx
@@jesusvallejo2879 ARE YOU THE REAL JESUS??
@@sarahharman9879 yep im real jesus.
why scribblenauts on steam casue of covid-19 when people stay home i hope wb games and 5thcell will ever change to price free on steam #DannyVallejo
@@jesusvallejo2879 are you ok??
“I think I needed to mature a bit, you know, get a bit more evil. Years of retail work did that to me.” I can confirm this is accurate as feck
Agreed
Maddie Sestina amen to that
Every 1 year in retail is like ten anywhere else
Imagine bragging that the first genuine hardship is getting paid for slacking off amd being lazy that's how most retail workers are y'all think you're treated poorly you're treated amazingly for the minimal effort retail workers put in and the few things people complain about are completely non-issues
Rude customer? Oh look there's this thing called "laws" and you can kick someone out for being a nuisance if you think your manager will care then either 1. You're stupid 2. They're stupid 3. Both and guess what that's why there are several chains of command if a manager is being stupid then call someone in the company who cares you're all just whiny morons who don't take 5 seconds to think for themselves or try to do anything about well anything
You're all so pathetic retail is the pinnacle of simplicity that's litterally the entire point of the job the only jobs that are even easier will just baffle you that machines aren't the ones doing the jobs unless you're stupid and don't understand anything about technology which sounds pretty likely considering y'all think retail is hard try doing a real job rather than training that's all retail even really is and people rarely even have to put up with the actual training wage which is way below half the minimum wage when you get paid half the minimum wage then go and cry but retail just isn't hard if you're not a moron and your manager isn't a moron which is partially why there are several managers to begin with
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 You sound upset. You good?
"Retail"
The true evil of human society
Working in retail: The tragic events that put a start to Jim Pickens
If Gamestop is anything to go by...
Its all the Karens that flock there
The real origin story which made Joker go crazy.
He worked in retail.
Capitalism
tip: adding the adjective throwable makes it so that you can throw anything. by anything i mean ANYTHING. *yeets* *child*
Also edible makes everything *surprise* edible! (tx RT for teaching me that)
“Ridable flying man”
Also adding 'automatic' makes weapons shoot several shots at once
@@pluto3194 Automatic Usable parrot.
Haha lol
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it."
Mom, is that you?
No, it's dad.
Everyone else: N O G O D P L E A S E N O
Liam Neeson: Irish
Kevin: Irish
This cannot be a coincidence.
No, this is Mole 😂
Juan Cortez Muro if you’re going to spam, at least make sure the video doesn’t start half way through.
@@Tony36271 and he posted on almost every comment I've seen. I've been reporting them all as spam.
That "abusive" adjective had me guiltily laughing.
I laugh at the characters attack methods its so derpy lol
media: “video games cause violence”
me: oh yeah? well, check this out- *_oh_*
I too feel a sudden urge to harm others from building a house next to a village
Yeah im pretty sure that after playing scribblenauts
Im wanted in 200 countries
Kevin: your kitty is stuck in the tree
*starts rapidly shooting*
CallMeKevin but “but” is f i n a l l y back in the title
Good, maybe he won't try to pull clickbaity shit again
as in 5 days without it?
@@jimmyrussells8309 It wasn't even clickbait. Only in the minecraft video I guess, but everyone makes that kind of title.
TortoiseBlaster It's only click bait if the picture is more interesting than the video
@@jimmyrussells8309 it wasnt clickbait but ok
"Your superpowers are no match for good ol' america."
-Call Me Kevin
The character creator in that game is really in depth, you can make Jim Pickens if you want!
What about Turg?
What about grognak the destroyer?
@@GeorgeWockington01 no we
Squishy Alpaca oh yes
Mii Casso cries in the corner
"I need to clean up these puddles!"
Kevin: proceeds to nuke the area
Normal puddle cleaning tech
@@caleblewis8169 You got your mop your bucket and of course your nuke
I mean, it would vaporize the puddles...
@@SmoothTurtle840 true
Whatever does the job. :D
Call me Kevin: Makes title
Everyone:Yay the “but” is back
@DoubleTroubleGaming it isn't clickbait, dumbass.
JazzyJ97
Mia khalifa comes back:
Everyone: Yay the *but* is back
@DoubleTroubleGaming what clickbait
It was never clickbait lol. You're always getting the same good ol Kevin shenanigans regardless of the title.
@DoubleTroubleGaming clickbait is misleading someone to click on the video. I dont think somebody is gonna click and then look for the face.
"Retail does that to you..."
I cannot physically explain how true this is.
Exactly, customers are all a bunch of Feckers and I want to use the skills I'm learning from Kevin and Jim Pickens to make them suffer
After 13 years retail I couldn't more agree. I really noded to my monitor!
I worked in retail for 7 years, and I loved all the idiots. I loved it so much I even volunteered to take warranty cases! I was never bothered even if they got mad at me, I just kept my cool completely and they'd eventually cool off or leave, some even apologized for their behaviour and shook my hand... What I don't miss is the low wages and the unwillingness to hire employees properly, even as a professional bike and ski technician with thousands of hours of experience, I was still part time on minimum wage. I just cut my ties and got a better job :)
"Here's a hillbilly. You're gonna be the next Mumford and Sons."
" Goddamnit, She's not prepared, She doesn't have the COJONES to do it."
-Kevin 2019-
I wasn't prepared to hear kevo speaking in taco
@@carzdroid Ya, me neither.
Read this as co-jones
"I should just have brought my sister"
Sister: am I a joke to - *stoned*
Kevin’s laugh is so wholesome that it even makes me happy when he’s laughing at an abusive father beating the shit out of his daughter ☺️
Out of context this sounds SO bad.
Ian Lilley I mean, even WITH context it’s, uh...questionable.
Me too! :D
Yes the “but” is back!
Feck yeah
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens LONG LIVE THE GREAT LEADER JIM PICKENS!!!
Blank Canvas it’s like if Kevin was a good person, it just isn’t right
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens yay you have returned
12:05
This "I should've just brought my sister" was waaaaay too savage. Which is why we love this channel
Kevin I reaaaaaaaaly want to see more of this game! Your “creative” solutions to problems are great!
I think that "callmekevin" and "graystillplays" were separated at birth.
Aviv Gannon it all makes sense now
They're the same person. Their essence was split at birth to maintain balance in the universe. If they ever found each other and merged, we'd all be doomed.
B A S S Oh they both know the other exists. Don’t worry there.
B A S S maybe you but I am a follower of both
Alright we’re back with everyone’s favorite Irish psychopath it’s call me Kevin more feckin deaths dammit
"Put something in the water to make a fountain :)"
Kevin's first thought: *a child*
More plz
I just put chthulu in there when I did it
Reversed Infinity just wait until he has to feed the cannibal he’s gonna feed him a baby
''Oh God he's killing the dog''
John Wick wants to: *know your location*
"I'll just shoot the problem away".
Kevin, are you sure you're Irish and not American? I'm starting to question your claim as the "King of Irish TH-cam"
Yeah, Irish would be more like
"Aah ya know I'll just drink the fecking problems away"
Ever heard of the IRA? he still qualifies in my book
he's biologically irish but mentally american
“What’s a good adjective”
*D E A D*
You, sir, earned yourself a subscriber when the orphan needed comfort so you gave her an abusive father who immediately started beating the poor girl. I absolutely sobbed 😂😂
No one:
Kevin: *kills maxwell’s superhero brother*
"My cat is stuck in a tree! please help! "
Kevin: Tactical nuke incoming!!!!!
therapist: "HD Kevin can't hurt you, he's not real!"
Kevin: "Hello friends, my name's Kevin!"
"I turned her to stone! Oh, I think I should have just brought my sister."
Never have I seen a more accurate representation of siblinghood.
Kevin: Oh no I made her do black face!!!
Trudeau: 👀
More like 🌚
More like 👳🏻♂️
@@subjectdelta4758 is that osama?
"What's a good skill? Arsonist."
Speaking from experience I presume.
When fire is your brush, the world is your canvas.
I love how the lighting makes it look like he kidnapped me and is ranting to us while we are strapped to a chair
Kevin: "... And get a bit more evil. Years of retail did that to me."
Me: Same. But it wasn't *just* retail.
Let me guess... Fast food restaurant like burger king
Fireman: She snores so loudly! I can't sleep!
Kevin: Oh no problem. I'll put her into a deep sleep. *DEAD*
I've got you some earmuff too
*makes person violent*
"NOT AGAINST ME"
"OH GOD HE'S KILLING THE DOG"
“Wait why’d my butter come out”
Kevin 2019
good for them. it's almost 2020
Kevin: I needed to grow up and get more Evil
Pickens: I am so proud of you my spawn
I only watch kevin because he is the only person that calls me "friend"
I'll be your friend. Would you like to join my organisation?
Him and my crush
“CATAPULT
and of course we need the ammo..
C A T”
Why did I laugh so hard? 😂
Kevin if anyone is ever hungry give them a "Delicious Baby"
Edible baby*
Tree:
Callmekevin: so anyway I started blasting
"I made her do blackface, I didn't mean to, how do I cancel it?"
What are you, Kevin, Canadian?
Day 11 of telling Kevin that he's loved and appreciated and that he should keep up the funny videos
"People have came for miles around to see this man and his spoon"
Possibly the first time in history that sentence has been said.
Probably not actually. There was a real musician who had the same shtick Kevin used in the video. The song Spoonman by Soundgarden was about him and his spoon playing is featured in the song.
I remember playing this game when I was younger. I would always give myself the adjectives “winged”, “giant”, “invincible” and “rainbow”. haha
Kevin 4:38 : "I'm such a good person"
also Kevin : *Kills 45 innocent people*
Me : did you put “but” back in the title?
Kevin : yes.
Me : but what did it cost?
Kevin : the thumbnail is flipped differently.
Genius.
Finally, “but” is back in the title
Hi dear leader
Indeed, Master. *bows*
M'leader *tips handsome fedora*
I find it hilarious that people were up in arms about video titles 😂
Honestly, my favorite way to play/watch Scribblenauts is to try and write the stupidest shit you can that will still complete the objectives with the most hilarious results. I really hope you continue this!
Kevin: kills woman
Game: AN OBJECT WAS DESTROYED!
Hmmmmmmmmmm
*Reads title *
"Finally some good fecking but"
*butt joke*
I love buts too
Next time, give yourself the adjective "invincible"
I mostly just use the creature creator to make abominations of godlike power so I always give myself the adjectives "flying", "speedy" and "invincible" though one tine I created something so powerful whatever came near it ceased to exist, even things with the invincible adjective, and it itself comes into existence with the invincible adjective so it can't be killed by anything but one of its own since the way the game is programmed you can't remove an adjective from something if it gives itself it upon being created without you specifically typing that adjective in the notebook.
Tldr: created something that could kill invincibles and couldn't be killed, it's on the steam workshop it's the voidbringer
Add supersonic
@@tflees Is that faster than speedy?
Stranger: excuse could you get that item on the top shelf please?
Kevin: oh yeah *pulls out gun*
Nobody:
America: *I can just shoot the problem away!*
“You know years of retail did that to me”... can relate
Call Me Kevin but he brought back the “but” In titles
I wonder how far Kevin can extend his hair past his forehead
It kinda looks like a pompadour (or whatever that kind of hair is called)
“8 seconds ago”, that’s a record for me.
EmblemBlade9 my best is like 3
Words you never want to hear.
"My name is Kevin and I'm here to help".
The reason a gorilla came and attacked you back there was because the gorilla was a quest. The gorilla' s quest was to king him, which you could complete by giving him something or giving him an adjective that would make him royal. Because you had a tiara on your head at the time, an object the gorilla would accept, the gorilla rushed to put the tiara on his head.
Kevin: today we are going to play Scribblenauts!
also kevin 2 minutes later: *kills a civilian and a cop*
did you mean gta?
mechanic rabbit don’t forget the “super” hero!
Such a innocent game which fell in the wrong hands, but kevin spreading death and destruction can also reach the goal...most of the times.
He set off a nuke, destroying the entire city. But on the plus side, the floors are now squeaky clean!
@@jolynekujobackfromprison744 take my like for that comment xD
That's right. I'm back biatch!
I always enjoy this game, it perfectly simulates the childhood fantasy of being given way too much power that we would have all inevitably abused as much as possible.
I thought that Call Me Kevin playing this game would be the most perfect Let's Play match-up, so I searched for it and I'm so happy to see he actually played it!!!
nobody:
kevin: *laughs at abuse*
"I think I take carnival games a bit too far" --Kevin, 2019
Man, the orphan scene made me choke on my cola... I would’ve liked to drink that lil sip
10/10 would almost die a second time for that
Video: has a "but" in the title
Me: Ah good,nice.
There are so many things in this game. You can spawn many natural disasters and apocalypse scenarios. Also, try using the item Maxwells Notebook. And just wait until Kevin finds workshop creator items
Yay “but” is now in the title, thought i had entered an alternate reality the past few videos
This is the first video in nearly a week with the word but in the title.
"All is right in the world."
Person: I'm tried of standing
Kevin: dEaD
- Arsonist: “People say I have issues, spawn someone who can help me”
-Kevin: “Violent”
The first thing kevin checks when he plays a new game is if theres a random face on the main menu he can use for the intro zoom
"Okay now she's as pale as me!"
Impossible.
Kevin: gives orphan a parent
Also Kevin: makes parent abusive
4:41 "I have taken a dog"
*Holds it like a bag*
Kevin:
The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun
This is definitely one of the funniest videos on TH-cam
Oh finally he's back with the "but" titles I was becoming uneasy
"find something to pop the balloons"
"i'll just pop him instead"
edit: damn i'm out here trying to enjoy kevin's video but people rlly have to ruin it in the comments :(
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Juan Cortez Muro thank you for that juan
kilex :(
lol why what was it i'm too scared to open it lmao?
@@hawaiiptiiptiitimemachined844 just a cat!
yup just a cat that makes me want to kms
When the but in the title comes back
Everyone:happiness noise
i've never played this game and honestly i'm impressed by just how much it lets you get away with
The thought of a notebook like this existing in reality scares me because it’s basically letting anyone and I mean *anyone* basically become GOD if they have it
Kevin’s new HD look makes him look like someone turned on shaders
“I’ll just shoot the problem away”-
Kevin
When you see that the "but" is back in the title:
*We won, Mr Stark*
Ok lady:I'm tired of standing
Kevin. : Dead
"why did my butter come out?" - Callmekevin 2019
“What’s this guy spraying his crops with”
Carling
Never been more exited to see Kevin’s ‘but’
old lady tired of standing
kevin: so you have chosen death
Kevin: to appreciate this game I needed to mature a bit.
Kevin(1 min later): come on, I just wanna give people guns.
Such a random game but PLAY SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE you’d love it, and I just found your channel and you’re hilarious keep up the great work!