Yaaaaasssss!!!!!!!! I wonder how slow Carl's speed dating would be?!?!? He should definitely get through at least 3 people, all of them shutting him down IMMEDIATELY! And he's so sweet and unknowing that he wouldn't even take much offense to it. I can hear him now: "Well, I heard this was called SPEED DATIN' so I guess I best be speedin' it up!"
Mary, oh Mary, I am listening with headphones and my family keep coming in asking me why I am laughing so much. I just said it was a 'medical drama' and that Carl was having trouble with his cholesterol numbers. Your improv skills are amazing and I can see Carl as a doctor...he would be so classic. I can see him interacting with patients....now that is a video I would love to see. LOL
For the record, I have never fallen asleep to any video with Carl because I don’t want to miss any of his lines 😂 This is pure comedy. Your improv is GOLD.
Mary, you are such a talented lady! What a terrific comic character actress you are! And a brilliant comic mind! "...and I got hit in the stomach with kettle bells, at a reasonable price..." :D You're one of my favorite entertainers. And no one's better at getting me to sleep with your whispered ASMR. Thanks!
Hi there my Mary/Carl!! You have master pieced Carl’s character to a different space unknown in the universe!!! Carl is such a unique person that no one can be compared to him !! How you come up with these role plays is beyond me!! Love you Mary / Carl!!! ❤️❤️😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I always wanna comment with a single favorite moment in a Carl video. But Carl really is just the gift that keeps giving and I simply cannot site the entire video 🤣
Omg I am so excited! I keep rewatching all the old Carl videos over and over, haha. There is something so soothing about Carl talking in my other ear while I do work or play a game! Thank you!
lol lawd have mercy, as a fellow southerner I’m dying l🤣😭🤣😩🤣lol Carl could be my uncle bubba. Instead of going to the dentist for a tooth pulling he’ll get liquored up on Jim beam at the deer camp and have them pull his tooth with pillars. U ain’t a southerner unless u got a Carl in ur family
Just saw your video becoming Carl, and I couldnt wait to see this 😅As always you are so talented,So Funny and I couldnt end my night on youtube with any other video👍
Hi Mary! Here’s a video request: positive affirmations and/or advice for someone who’s constantly feeling down about themselves. It would really mean a lot ❤️
These videos truly crack me up, I wanna fall asleep to them but at the same time I wanna stay awake to watch the whole thing because they’re just so funny LMAO I love you Mary
I once asked “how big does the diameter of a pizza have to be to be considered a UFO?” while under the influence of some heavy painkillers. To this day, I wondering if there is answer.
Mary, Happy New Year!🎉 Your channel has gotten so big - how wonderful. Love your Carl skit, I really laughed a lot.🎆🎭👩🏼⚕️ Looking forward to the next one. 🎈🎀
Been binging on Carl videos since I'm home sick and I have to say, Carl is my comfort character. I love him!! Thanks for giving us this hilarious redneck everyman to laugh at. Spit takes and tears watching Carl!! Better than an SNL skit.
When I heard about the turtle I thought maybe he’s been told that turtles can breathe through their butts and he inserted the blower to see if he could blow it. But your version was much better!
Miss Ashley: * thinking it’s a normal day at work *
Carl: God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem
I’m cackling.
I just don’t know how you come up with this stuff.
Your improv is the best I’ve ever seen🤣🤣
Carl is my favorite character.
Now that I know that Carl is not scripted out and all improv makes me appreciate your talent even more. You are a total genius!
I agree💖💖💖✌️
“The” Urgent Care has me howling 😂
Here in Texas, we use “The” in front of everything...hahaha!
The Walmart, The HEB, The Dairy Queen, etc. 😂😂😂😂
@@sweettexast2894 being from Indiana it can be annoying living in Georgia past 10 yrs or so and it’s low key rubbed off on me
I love Carl so much. He's my favorite character besides maybe the grumpy librarian.
I would love for Carl to do a Valentine's Day Speed Dating event!
That would be so funny!
We need some grumpy librarian again soon!
Yaaaaasssss!!!!!!!! I wonder how slow Carl's speed dating would be?!?!? He should definitely get through at least 3 people, all of them shutting him down IMMEDIATELY! And he's so sweet and unknowing that he wouldn't even take much offense to it. I can hear him now: "Well, I heard this was called SPEED DATIN' so I guess I best be speedin' it up!"
I think it'd be a hoot to see Carl go after the librarian!
@@dianatrueblood7109 omg that is one of the best ideas ive ever heard!! Two videos, one from each viewpoint!
Mary putting on Carl’s voice, being Carl impersonating Carl’s mother, is brilliant 🤣
"She lives with me... in her house"🤣
😂😂
Mary, oh Mary, I am listening with headphones and my family keep coming in asking me why I am laughing so much. I just said it was a 'medical drama' and that Carl was having trouble with his cholesterol numbers. Your improv skills are amazing and I can see Carl as a doctor...he would be so classic. I can see him interacting with patients....now that is a video I would love to see. LOL
Carl rly said "I identify as skinny" LMAO 😆 love this as always mary ❣
“Underwritten by Frank the taxidermist” 😂
Nice Psycho reference there!
"I don't like you anymore, that hurts!" I have no idea why that's so funny to me but I am literally laughing so hard that my sides hurt!
The brick phone had me in tears😂
For the record, I have never fallen asleep to any video with Carl because I don’t want to miss any of his lines 😂 This is pure comedy. Your improv is GOLD.
Needed this today. I don't claim my weight either carl 🤣
Mary, you are such a talented lady!
What a terrific comic character actress you are! And a brilliant comic mind!
"...and I got hit in the stomach with kettle bells, at a reasonable price..." :D
You're one of my favorite entertainers. And no one's better at getting me to sleep with your whispered ASMR.
Thanks!
Hi there my Mary/Carl!!
You have master pieced Carl’s character to a different space unknown in the universe!!!
Carl is such a unique person that no one can be compared to him !!
How you come up with these role plays is beyond me!!
Love you Mary / Carl!!! ❤️❤️😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I do not claim it" I'm dyinnnnn 😂😂😂
I feel like Mary had a couple drinks before filming this 😂 I love it!
I always wanna comment with a single favorite moment in a Carl video. But Carl really is just the gift that keeps giving and I simply cannot site the entire video 🤣
Would be hilarious having a shady business video on whoever sold Carl his medical insurance 😂
I have been waiting for this! Carl is my favourite and has had me laugh myself to sleep sooo many times. Mary you are Soooo ridiculously talented
Omg I am so excited! I keep rewatching all the old Carl videos over and over, haha. There is something so soothing about Carl talking in my other ear while I do work or play a game! Thank you!
“a lot of my weight right now… i do not claim it” lmfao
lol lawd have mercy, as a fellow southerner I’m dying l🤣😭🤣😩🤣lol Carl could be my uncle bubba. Instead of going to the dentist for a tooth pulling he’ll get liquored up on Jim beam at the deer camp and have them pull his tooth with pillars. U ain’t a southerner unless u got a Carl in ur family
The "Killin' It" hat is A+. 👌🏼😂
Awh you have made my week! Huge Happy New year Mary! Lots of love from Ireland 🇮🇪 ❤
"My cholesterol number i dont know what that is but i put in my social security" LMFAAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carl is my comfort character 😆
I am so here for the “Year of Carl”! 😂🤣😂
Just saw your video becoming Carl, and I couldnt wait to see this 😅As always you are so talented,So Funny and I couldnt end my night on youtube with any other video👍
Pure Genius Mary - you should have a billion subscribers!
Hi Mary! Here’s a video request: positive affirmations and/or advice for someone who’s constantly feeling down about themselves. It would really mean a lot ❤️
"Boss man....boss lady...that harpy".. 😁😁😁too funny...
Omg I cant mary 😂😂😂😂😂 the train killed me it " that is unnerving " so needed this I cant stop lauguing
Your sense of humor, especially in this genre, is refreshing and delightful. 💜
“Like a possessed moth” ☠️☠️☠️ Lord I’ve done heard it all now! Soooo funny!!
These videos truly crack me up, I wanna fall asleep to them but at the same time I wanna stay awake to watch the whole thing because they’re just so funny LMAO I love you Mary
😄😆😁..."You have very exciting ankles..."
Garden shears and Flex tape. Oh Carl that had me in stitches. 🤣🤣🤣 I cried, it was hysterical.
there’s a special place in my heart for carl
“My weight technically is not real” omg I’m dying laughing I love Carl 😂😂
I’m in tears 😭 ur so funny and it’s so natural! I love this
This is the absolute most funny thing I’ve watched all week anywhere!
This video just made my entire year! And I agree, we shouldn't weigh ourselves until at least February 😄
Thank you for the fun video Mary! 💖
Lol I died at the part where Carl said he wasn't claiming that weight 😂😂😂 I felt that in my soul!!
Not the garden shears!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy New year! Very good, as always. Hugs from Brazil
Omg I love this video. Carl is my favorite. You are fantastic!
Oh I live for your roleplays. The more the better!
Thank you Mary 🌟
I was sure Carl was gonna start cussing out that trailer in the background lol
I love how you improvised, Mary😆
Another classic Carl video. LMAO. Thank you Carl/Mary. 💞
"Garden shears and flex tape"?!!!?
I just passed away 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
You weighed me out there in the hall and you made a face.... bahahaha I am cracking up already!!!!! Carl is very perceptive 🤣
I once asked “how big does the diameter of a pizza have to be to be considered a UFO?” while under the influence of some heavy painkillers. To this day, I wondering if there is answer.
I absolutely loathe Carl. Job well done!
Tysm for this amazing video Mary!!
YES! I've been waiting for this video! Thank you Mary! You're the queen or roleplaying!
i just got covid and your videos have been my go to comfort watch for years now so all i have to say is thank you for being here for me ❣️
Carl is a great character
I was just thinking that I could use a new Carl video to give me the cackles. And then Mary just blessed us with this hilariousness 😍
Yessss! I love Carl videos, what a great way to start the year🤣
I just watched the whole Carl Playlist last week😅
I missed Carl so much!
Carl is my favorite. You're a genius but now we need a Part 2
I clicked on this so fast 🤣
The hat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I started laughing 2 seconds in. How do you do this omg.
This is golden ☺️ I needed this lol.
if my future child won’t get me blowers for me and my turtle, I don’t want it😂
Mary please read us some more soft spoken olden times stories. I loved those!! Thank you for all you do
I'm glad I'm not the only one that loved those! 💖
This is so endearing! Do you improv all the Carl videos?
Edit - perhaps just a touch less endearing as the narrative unfolds :)
Poor Carl. It’s funny and sad but very entertaining.
Howling! 30 seconds in, that phone brings back memories. 🤣
😂😂 I freakin love your creativity & characters you come up with
Thank you!
@@SouthernASMRSounds you’re truly welcome Queen!
I wanna sleep but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Mary, Happy New Year!🎉 Your channel has gotten so big - how wonderful. Love your Carl skit, I really laughed a lot.🎆🎭👩🏼⚕️ Looking forward to the next one. 🎈🎀
I loved your Carl transformation video. I love all your Carl videos. Thank you for making another one. 🤣❤
CARL is back..love this character
Been binging on Carl videos since I'm home sick and I have to say, Carl is my comfort character. I love him!! Thanks for giving us this hilarious redneck everyman to laugh at. Spit takes and tears watching Carl!! Better than an SNL skit.
I love it! Carl is my favorite. 😂
The sweetest creepy guy in existence. XD Love the video, thank you for this!
OMG it's Carl! I missed you my *KING* 👑
Yay Carl is back 💃🏽💃🏽
Saw Carl in my sub feed and said "yeeessss" out loud🤣
This brightened up my day 💜
Man Carl got himself in one this time. 🤣😂I blame the crocs.. such a funny story.
When I heard about the turtle I thought maybe he’s been told that turtles can breathe through their butts and he inserted the blower to see if he could blow it. But your version was much better!
"You feel like a delightful lizard" 🤣🤣🤣
Can you please have Carl become an MLM/Pyramid scheme sales rep??
"Possessed moth" 😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜
Health insurance ❗️I feel Carl’s pain 🤣
You should do a video as Carl’s mother
The beginning killed me lol 😂😂
Carl just cracks me up 😂
One of the highlights of this video for me: discount kettle bells 😂
LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣 Loved it! 💗💗💗💗
Carl is just what I needed to start my new year lol 😆
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Bless your heart Carl.
Omg! I am fairly new to your videos and this is absolutely hilarious!
Welcome!!
Mary you're such a wonderful person
You feel like a delightful lizard 🤣🤣🤣 oh Mary, you've outdone yourself!
"you have very exciting ankles" 😂😂 😭
SO PROFESSIONAL ROLE PLAYING AND IM NOW FALLING ASLEEP 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️