Carl Works The Express Lane On Mother's Day
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- Nail Color: Carl's not sporting any nail polish today.
It's Mother's Day! You stopped by Flowe's Foods on your way to your mom's house to pick up a few things. Thank goodness they have an express lane!
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Carl: “People come to me to check out fast”
Also Carl: Talks to “me” for 45 mins” 😂
I DIED when Carl said “we don’t believe in spices”😭
Well damn, now I wanna see “Carl goes to the strip club asmr” and see him explain what a dollar is
Contactless checkout 👀
@@xobritt9248 Yes, and the entire time he's terrified Mother will find out somehow and voices what she would say!
Carl explains everything so thoroughly, what a guy
Mansplaining 🥶
“I’d love to check you out and I’ll ring up your groceries too” 😂😂😂
Wooaah my profiles an "L" too and we both love this channel.... 👍🏽Nice
The thumbs down are the customers in line at the store 👎🏼😂
I must be tired because Carl is starting to look cute. 😂
Why is Carl SO CREEPY & LOVABLE at the same time?? "You can look but you can't feel 'em..." grin
I’m surprised the world’s best mother didn’t make an appearance today on Mother’s Day to tell all the other mothers that they’re doing their job wrong, even though they’re doing their best! She was probably too busy crafting on her loom! At any rate, when Harvest’s away, Carl saves the day! 😂
Another great video I’m sure! Thanks Mary, I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!
In the next Carl video... Carl appears in court on stalking charges
Could you imagine the library lady after dealing with Carl & his Mom?!🤣🤣🤣
That would be hilarious! 😂
I'm grateful for the internet, because where else would this display of genius be possible?
EXACTLY! Mary is brilliant...
"A toilet brush and an apple" now that's a shopping list!
“I’d love to check you out”
*awkward silence*
“That was a joke...” 😂😂
"Are you an actor? You should be, cause you're real good at it." 😂
"...exacerbates my night blindness." 😂😂
I feel like the odd one out cause I be watching Mary for a good laugh not even to sleep 🤣🤣
Omg a Carl’s video on Mother’s Day?! THANK YOU! Happy Mother’s Day to you too! ❤️
*scrolls through subscriptions feed*
Me: New Carl video! 😁
*plays immediately*
PS - Happy Mother's Day!
Nothing like being patronised and creeped out before bedtime 😌
I’m feeling my BP rise waiting in this express checkout line lol 😂
Hopefully Carl never goes full Norman Bates because I feel like there is potential.
Well, in one video he said that he sometimes thinks about baseball bats when it comes to his mother.
He was talking to an fiiinnne woman in an expensive cosmetic store & his mother called him nonstop.
But I'm rooting for him as well. 😂
Carl videos are everything to me. I LOVE him. And I love you and your brilliant brain, Mary.
What's more disturbing, Carl or me adoring Carl? I don't care just asking. Any chance you could get Carl on a coffee mug? Thanks for the stress reliever Mary, you're the best!
Yes, carl on a coffee mug!!!!! I would buy it.
I was looking for one of your videos to sleep! Happy Mother’s Day Mary ☺️
Idk why but when you said you send the wasps to glory, I lost it. Carl is my favorite, hands down!
Perfect timing!! It’s after 4am and I’m still awake 😩 thank you mama Mary 💗 happy Mother’s Day 💐 love from Ireland xx
Who else loves Carl??? 🤩🤩
He and Lynette are my favorites
Are we just gonna sleep on how great Mary's arms are? You look like you could help me move my couch but also give good hugs
Omg Carl... I laugh too much when I watch these. Mary, you’re such a gem
Ha, one of these days we really need Mother to make an appearance to tell her side of all these stories! 😂
Ha HA HA!! For SURE!
This series is a comedy tv show to me at this point. I love it so much 😂❤️
“i’d stick a dollar in your g string” I- OH MY GODDDS AMDNSJABBA 🤣🤣🤣
In real life if a man talked that slowly to me and mansplained everything I would get so mad but when Carl does it it's okay. He's truly a gentleman.
When I see his videos I get super excited because 😴😴😴😴 but in real life I just walk away lol
Express tills are becoming a relic of the past. My local asda doesn't even have any, they just have the self service tills, including ones that have a belt for bigger orders.
I appreciate that Carl is concerned for my safety though 🤣
✨y e s✨ I’ve been dying for a new Carl video ty sm
I’ve missed Carl! Thank you, Mary. Happy Mother’s Day! ❤️
Your carl videos are my favorite. This is exactly what i needed after today.thank you for all your hard work.
This is my first time experiencing Carl! Love it! You are so talented!!! Thank you for your hard work!
This is like my 5th Carl video I've watched and I love them so much!
"well maybe i wanna speak to your manager, ever thought about that ?" looooooooool
Happy Mother's Day Mary! 💐😃💛
this is so, so good. you’re such a great actress 💕 love your videos so much!
This reminded me of an uncomfortably-similar express checkout I endured recently. Dude was creepy inappropriate and had a comment for every single item I bought. Carls are apparently everywhere! 😅
Ahahah, fuzzy top shortage in town!!! :D Love Carl, Mary is hysterical!!!!
What a treat! Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!! 💐
Me and one of my friends watch Carl together at least 3 times a week
What a random but wholesome activity to do with a friend 🤣 tbf it is like a whole one man show
@@rinkyasmr1361 yeah but we both find it both entertaining and relaxing, I told him a new one dropped and he got mega excited
That is so cute!
I live for these Carl videos.. He's so inappropriate lol
Yessssss I’m so excited for thisss
😂 I just love Carl! I really needed this today!
Thank you for a Carl video!!! Happy Mother's day Mary!!!
“They come to my register if they wanna get outta here quickly”…ok Carl
I worked my grocery store cashier job yesterday on Mother’s Day. I did tell a few people “we have a self check out” 😂
Hi Mary!!! This woman here has been missing my Carl!!! His explanation of anyone and everything is just so detailed and hilarious!!!!!
You have me rolling in laughs over all the questions he asked!!!!
Love him more and more each time!!
You’re a definite one of a kind Mary, my dear friend!!!
Hope you had a very awesome Mother’s Day!!! Love ya hon!! 😉🌸
We love Carl
We all know and love this guy.
Carl at the club for cantaloupes. Now I really have heard everything
As soon as Carl mentioned him and his mother jumping and exercising, I knew Richard Simmons had something to do with it 😆
Of all the people to be working on the express lane🤣🤣🤣 thanks Mary this is just what I needed
really sad mary didn’t tape an ‘f’ in front of lowes on the shirt lol 😂
I got so excited when I saw Carl was back last night! BUT I have yet to make it thru the video cuz I fell asleep - your voice in any form is so soothing!
Happy mother's day Mary I hope your day went well
Funny video 😂 I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!
Best use of my lunch break ever
Great Mother’s Day gift to hear Carl! I hope you had a great Mother’s Day Mary 💓💐
Hoochies Dollar Store. 😂 I wonder how many other people caught that reference. Love that movie!
Today I was thinking I really need a role play from Mary, and she delivers 😊
Oh Mary this is your best Carl video yet! Laughed so much, you’re amazing 🤩
Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!
Can you somehow do a jewelry counter video. I always get tingles at jewelry counters in TJ max. Especially if someone is humming and looking.
Carl makes life easier. I love Carl.
Happy mothers day another absoulutly beautiful video
I like Carl’s dance moves.
Happy mother’s day Mary 💕💕💞💕💕
My favorite part. Paprika ? you cook with it ? why ? lol lol
A double date with our moms. Great stuff
I am too stoned for this. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Can we please get a Mother roleplay?!💜😍🤩🥳
Woop!!!! Thanks a bunch Mary for this brilliant Carl video full of clever funny hilarious moments💕
Now I know how to kill a "wast" lol
He is a little Gem!!! Mary you are a Superstar 💕💕
carl let’s get mcdonald’s lol 😂
😂😂😂 Carl is so funny lol
Here jeff put that back!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
happy Mothers Day Mary!!! ❤️
Mary 😂it's amazing how entertaining yet relaxing you are
Hilarious!😂
Omg I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Carl… you a mess lol 😝
Carl's back! Hope you've been doing well Mary, and happy mother's day c,:
Happy Mothers Day Mary!! I can't wait to watch this tonight.
Mary, you need to win an Emmy for this 😂😂
Oh I’m late but Happy Mama Day!!💝
CARL I MISSED YOU
yeah those bananas sound like something I would buy. I always go for the sad looking fruit and vegetables worried no-one else will buy them 😔
4:15 carol looks so scared lmao
“Where is the problem up above or down below”. 🤣.
Carl, I have missed you so much. Keep up the great job trying to get a Lady friend.
Carl on mother's day was a very good present haha
Carl is so funny I absolutely love watching him...but this is my 3rd attempt due falling asleep after being smacked in the face by ASMR 😂😴
New Carl!!! So excited
"Sale by date" 🤣😜🤪🤣