Venom literally crashed into earth, saw Eddie whimpering and bumbling around with him and said, "Yeah, I love this host. I'll drive, I'll cook, I'll jump start his career and I will betray my entire race and planet for this wet pathetic guyfailure who loves his expensive ass TV." Yeah, Venom. I'd also do that for Tom Hardy.
2:09 I remember I scared the shit out of myself when I went to the bathroom late at night and I got scared of my own reflection. This is pretty much what happened.
Great, now the Venom movies made ME want a symbiote. I’d probably go for Carnage because he’s absolutely awesome or Anti-Venom because awesome design and powers, but I would happily bond with one if given the chance lol. It just looks so cool.
I wonder if Venom would like Liver since its mostly tastes like blood and minerals and venom on the whole seems pretty fond of vicira and raw meat? Because if so Eddie could DEFINITELY figure out some way to get large amounts of liver and other less human-desired meats to fulfill venoms people cravings.
Tbf people cravings also comes from the fact their brains have phenethylamine which is a chemical symbiotes need to survive It's also in things like chocolate (hence why Eddie gets Venom choccy), mushrooms, eggs, and a bunch of other vegetation It's just that Venom doesn't like his veggies LMAO
this movie's dialogue sounds like a bunch of tumblr textposts and honestly I love it
Lmfao
My favorite thing is Eddie doing the most out of pocket shit like murdering someone and then going “sorry lmao I have a parasite”
0:01 Eddie literally screams like a high school girl and he does it again in Let there be Carnage lol
lets be honest eddie is pretty much all of us at this point. also the "are you gonna walk me to death" totally seems like something i would say-
That ketchup scene:
“Ketchup?”
Splat
-“yummy”
The "finally some peace" "Real shit?"
HAD ME ROLLING
SAME LMFAO
Eddie:Its an emergency
Venom:FOOD
Basically me haunted by my hunger everyday.... Everytim
Venom literally crashed into earth, saw Eddie whimpering and bumbling around with him and said, "Yeah, I love this host. I'll drive, I'll cook, I'll jump start his career and I will betray my entire race and planet for this wet pathetic guyfailure who loves his expensive ass TV." Yeah, Venom. I'd also do that for Tom Hardy.
their so cute 😢
This is so relatable. Also, i like when eddie saw anne as she-venom, the words,"Mark me down as scared and horny." showed up.
2:09
I remember I scared the shit out of myself when I went to the bathroom late at night and I got scared of my own reflection.
This is pretty much what happened.
“Ugh. What is wrong with me??” Actually me in school-
The marvel character I relate to the most
These movies literally confirmed that Eddie and Venom are an old married couple xD
It’s canon in the comics aswell lmao
Always been canon: )
Eddie was such a maniac in the restaurant and I love it
I LOVE HIM HAHA
You came last
@@ace2715 no i did
@@kian12387 I 0pyp
Eddie jumping into the shower is me when my brother scares me
the title of the video makes these scenes so much funnier 💀💀
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED 😭
Great, now the Venom movies made ME want a symbiote. I’d probably go for Carnage because he’s absolutely awesome or Anti-Venom because awesome design and powers, but I would happily bond with one if given the chance lol. It just looks so cool.
Eddie: well hi mark
Me when i see a spider when i brush my teeth be like😂
That scream at the beginning, just realized its the same sound Ronnie made in Legend.
2:06 i can relate 😂 i used to think that venom was real idk why 😂😂😂
yeah basically
You came first
3:43 i died laughing 😂😂😂😂
2:36
That’s alll I will say lmfao-
Yep. I just love Venom!
Tom Hardy is so cute
thank you i used this for the password game
You should’ve seen the 3rd film. WHY DOES HE RUN LIKE THAT?!
2:33 tho
its just tom hardy being a disaster while voice acting with himself
The word tater tots in subtitles is beetle dogs
Эдди и Веном в моей голове.❤
came here for Venom but im gna flw cuz of that Leo pfp
Eddie Brock is me in a nutshell 😂
i love him sm. hes an adorable loser
"Yummy"
SH
I wonder if Venom would like Liver since its mostly tastes like blood and minerals and venom on the whole seems pretty fond of vicira and raw meat? Because if so Eddie could DEFINITELY figure out some way to get large amounts of liver and other less human-desired meats to fulfill venoms people cravings.
Tbf people cravings also comes from the fact their brains have phenethylamine which is a chemical symbiotes need to survive
It's also in things like chocolate (hence why Eddie gets Venom choccy), mushrooms, eggs, and a bunch of other vegetation
It's just that Venom doesn't like his veggies LMAO
@azzythesmol sooooo Venom needs phenethylamine supplements
It's interesting that Eddie said Riot is disgusting, but he never said that about Venom.
he's literally me
He could’ve worn headphones!
0:56 IT IS 2AM AND I JUST CACKLED
the ARGMNH ended me
3:46*
3:44 the way he said it like that😭😭