War Thunder Film - My 6 Most Hated Vehicles
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- Tally-ho! Today I bring you something different! Yes, It's my least favourite vehicles in War Thunder, as requested a year ago.
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Squire yay your backkkkk
Hey squire what do you think of the kettle shooter- FV-4005 183mm?
Squire jolly good sir!
You have to upload more often. I love them, but IT TAKES TOO LONG
“The Swordfish, an aircraft that was outdated before it was designed”
That’s one of the most precise things I’ve ever heard.
sounds like the F-11
"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." -
Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, British general and Prime Minister.
Someone at the carrier aircraft design bureau.
"We've got to get a more modern carrier air-"
"Floatplane Swordfish, what a wonderful idea."
"I said, we need a more modern-"
"Let's put ASV mk 2 radar on this thing!"
"I am trying to tell you-"
"RP-3 rockets, perfect!"
"Why do you eve-"
"1500 pound naval mine! Depth charges, flares, RATO, Centimetric radar!"
"But why?"
"Can't you recognise god's work on earth dear sir?"
*s t r i n g b a g*
best thing about the Swordfish is that it's so outdated that one of the main reasons it was such a surprisingly good torpedo bomber is that every AA gun it faced was ranged to be fighting faster torpedo bombers, and so would frequently over-lead their shots. Not to mention the fact that many Swordfish pilots and repair crews report flak shots simply not detonating on impact due to the canvas body and instead just piercing straight though.
The Swordfish was basically like using a great sword against Kevlar armor; it's only working because no one was expecting to fight something so outdated.
"Mother Nature's most natural form of weaponry, a Russian with a machine gun" IMAO
Dominick Nesbitt XD
LMAO
@Keogh Edrich Punzalan R/woooosh
@@british-sama7007 ya dumbass he was just saying facts he knows its a joke
lMAO looks weird af
Funniest thing that I saw flying the old stringbag was my son getting his first torpedo kill with one.
It wasn't a ship but a hienkel 112 that was chasing him. My son for some reason put the swordfish into as vertical a climb as he could to get away and obviously the He112 followed him, closing all the time.
In a moment of desperation he released his torpedo, which dropped like a stone and went through the He112's prop, engine block taking out the pilot and continued dropping to earth.
Unfortunately we didn't know how to record a replay of this kill.
The other pilot was livid in the chat afterwards.
Mark Ch I played a match yesterday where a BV was chasing a hurt spitfire with his massive amount of firepower and a b34 swooped by about 2km up, dropped bombs on the BV and flew away. The pilot couldn’t believe it
@@User-es2yz fairly easy when you're flying a whale-sized target.
[...Swordfish pilot realizes torpedo is slowing his climb...]"Here, hold this for me." (*pickles dropping of 1-ton torpedo; enemy pilot in pursuit during climb spots elephant falling towards his cockpit...
That’s some mystical shit
I knocked down a plane with a bomb by flying right by it
"Not only is this thing the length of the bloody Maginot line, it's even more vulnerable to flanking attacks!"
I don't care if the vid is 2 years old. This part made me cackle like The Joker at 2.30AM.
TD1 nobody replied yet
2:30
Now it's 6 years old
Still gets me rolling 7 years later
squires not liking British vehicles??? no no no something is wrong, has squires been kidnapped? or worse.... RUN OUT OF TEA!!!
Thriko I have it and climbs like a fucking tortoise it's sóooooooooo shit
he is missing his tea and TV....... he cant watch his tea boil!!!!!
Burnsy Oh God
Burnsy no he needed cofee to make this video is all
nope, if there's anything we hate more as Brits than different countries... It's the British...
Mother Nature's most basic form of weaponry...
*a Russian with a machine gun*
What Hitler heard that encouraged him to bit the big bazuca
Mother Nature's most primitive form of weaponry: One of us Germans with a tank.
No! Germans are terrific, panzers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, stug 3, sturmpanzers 4 and 6, jagdpanzers 38t, 4, 5, and 6. All good vehicles might I include.
@@thegregitto a Germans most natural place is inside a tank
@@thatoneguy6466 indeed. We are balanced, at peace in our Steel Skin
**Dispatches like via carrier Swordfish**
**Engine dies**
Welp
*engine dies then accidentally destroys the Bismarck*
and when the bismark is their it works
*Sweats in Bismarck*
*swears in bismarck*
“The only chance you have of hiding this... thing... is if you drive it into town AND DISGUISE IT AS A PUB!”
Ooh beer
@@generaljim3283 wait a minute
(Insert explosion sound here)
@@nicholassammons3881 BOOM
Or a Canadian school building
I've put the BAR sign on my Gun Carrier but I found if positioned correctly if perfectly covers up the big weak spot on the upper left corner and looks better there.
11:00 and here we see young Tachanka. Even in his early days he preferred the LMG, mounted and loaded.
That is no lmg
That there is an HMG firing an antimaterial round
Farkas The Companion idk if you got the joke
I wonder what his mother thinks when she hears him constantly screaming with an exaggerated accent from her basement.
It's the neighbors I worry about.
Bastards they are, always calling the cops when you're screaming about torpedoes being drowned then dying from the flak
Squire lol
DougTheThug lol
I fear my sister
6:16 As a German I can tell you what that actually says squire.
It says something like thi BANG THUD DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE
*burp* yep
I remember actually quite liking the swordfish. Its quite tough and surprisingly nimble when its payload is gone. But hey, at least the Firebrand is pretty
Eagle262 ah the swordfish the very plane that wounded the Bismarck and saved British US relations in ww2
And you don’t even need to slow down to drop ur torp
@@Project_Prescott And sunk more enemy tonnage than any other Allied aircraft. Yup, it really did, but then it was up the sharp end from 1939 to 1945.
I love using it in ship battles it’s 250lb bombs can destroy a ship instantly
@@tatefreeman4563 yeah! It took out the rudder of the Bismarck, which meant it was locked in a slow turn and a sitting duck.
The japanese type 2 cardboard box
lime foxy lol, it's HUGE too, so you always get hit
lol it was glue with paper and plastic metal
Comrade Serb why a feminist not a random person?
More like a paper armor
I think a cardboard box would provide more attention.
9:41 what is a tank
Looks in dictionary a tank
A tank is a heavily armoured vehicle that can blow things up and look cool
Looks and tank on war thunder
Yeah that’s not a tank
The panzer 2 is better in every way than the type 2. Size, armament, crew, and armor. I destroyed over 50 enemy vehicles in a panzer 2 (war thunder)
Is Squire still alive? Damn... more vids pls.
Yes sir! Right away sir!
And here I was about to tell the internet that squire had died in a tragic yachting accident
Hali :D ritka magyarokkal találkozni :)
EU servereken azért néha akadnak. :)
Ha már itt járunk mi a neved war thunder-ben? :)
Blimey! Our favourite tea drinker has returned! Tally ho chaps! This is bloody marvellous!
Yeeeees! *Drinks tea*
Squire love you man
Mr. Jeb Yesssss
Mr. Jeb Have al the planets allingned or something?
"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." -
Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, British general and Prime Minister.
Of course you are ! :P
Got that of NTW eh?
@@littleumbrella1763 Yep
@@GabrieleSantoro-01 that's my man
Not only in France ;)
It was a pleasure to help you on this one Squire. Looking forward to the next one.
Yeeees
Plesure? What kind of moist stuff are you hiding? :3
Well all the things matey. all the things that make up this video buddy!
my carrier pigeon is ill. May I dispacth a like via carrier goldfish
Surely a creature with a three second memory, is the worst choice to convey messages? Carrier-elephant inbound!
I was going to use my carrier pidgeon, but the bloody Yanks nicked it, something about need it to guide an anti ship bomb. Just a heads up, you know, in case one of the things starts heading towards you, you'll know why.
I planned on useing a carrier ship, but it exploded.
try a carrier Maus! But if it is your wife, she might think your dead since it's so slow indeed.
Shouldn't you teach it to fly a Spitfire first?
The wiki's pros for the Ka-Mi
-Has optics both sides of the gun mantlet that gives it two cute eyes.
Quadrenaro lol
By that logic, the Bt looks like a nerd. 😂
" BANG! "
" THUD! "
" Dripple , Dripple , Dripple "
Sound effects worthy of Gorge Lucas
Churchill gun carrier
Looks like the American was right about the ships on land thing
”It dunt huve nun"
Douglas Roempke lol
That was a good line, among many others.
"You might as well commute to work on Southern Rail!" I died laughing right there. I do feel sorry for those poor buggers who don't have a choice but use them though, if anyone needs to get shot (or a forced career change) it's probably everyone in that rotten franchise.
Parabuteo privatization In a nutshell
@@ryanjapan3113 True, but government-run rail here in the USA isn't doing any better. The people at the bottom of the pile do the best they can, but it seems that no matter who's running it at the top, it's starved of funding either way.
@@victoriacyunczyk I don’t wish to be rude but what government run railway? As far as I’m aware, there is no nationalized railway in America.
A new Squire video?
Magnificent! Yes!
I actually had a verry good time with the Type 2. The hull is so big that incoming shots often disperse without doing critical damage. Atleast aslong as you don´t get a center hit.
And the Churchill GC is atleast still better than the Archer. (4km/h in fire direchtion WTF Brittan, was no other gearbox available? or atleast a Handcrank?)
Yeeees
Well the entire purpose was to use that specific chassis (the Valentine chassis) and mount that specific gun to it and the only way they could fit the gun on effectively was to mount it facing the rear of the chassis, i also don't have the Archer so i will not comment on in game performance.
Archer...the only British tank that can actually reverse (ie drive it backwards for shoot-n-scoot). Once I worked out that you just reverse into a firing position it became a lot easier to survive in as you can withdraw from the position much faster than in any other British tank.
Tough call either way, Churchill GC vs Archer...the Achilles is sweet redemption though.
Zafran Orbian The archer is a backwards... something so younactually hve to reverse it. Good one tank designers of wwii
I can't confirm good times with the Ka-Mi (well, I only played two matches before it got scrapped for forging Katanas). I had nearly the same problems like in the video, but there's another one too:
If you're driving forward and you left or right track is in a different height than the other (e.g. driving on a hillside, but neither on the hill nor from the hill), the Type 2 will slowly turn in the direction of the higher track!
So, driving it is more Ka-Mi -kaze for me!
fun fact- the type 2 ka-mi require "floaties" attached to the front and rear, as are the purpose of the hooks. hopefully the devs will add them.
Someone proved it could float without it, and Gaijin later allowed it to float how it looked before as a result.
To add a bit of explanation, it does need the floats, as well as an engine cover. However those aren't needed for it to float in the first place, but to be seaworthy.
While swimming through calm water it is fairly stable anyways and water stays off the "deck", conditioms at sea are a bit different. The floats are used to stabilize the vehicle when conquering the waves of the pacific, while the engine cover makes sure the engine doesn't drown. Additionally the Japanese realized that a tanker is just as vulnerable to drowning as an engine is and added a little cover for the commander, in case he wanted to look out of his hatch.
I'm aware this is about 4 years late, but that is not a problem when defending the reputation of this glorious japanese battleship, the pride of the imperial navy, the conquerer of the seven seas, the Ka-Mi.
"I hate anything French"
*big breath in*
MARRY ME!!!!!
*cough* im bbbbritish
Actually we held a very good defence at waterloo both sides had taken casulties and we had defeated the french cavalry before the prussians arrived, and we held hougoumont, but the GERMAN LEGION lost la haye saint (but fair play to them)
Blucher just helped at the end if the battle, he did have the same amount of men, and he did the old flanking trick, and the british did the biggest advance in the history of the napoleonic wars, the whole line hid behind the hill, and the whole line went over the hill and made the old guard scared, the old guard retreated, the army heard about it, and retreated.
Absie well the problem was the same with WW2 napoleon had taken countries from Spain to Poland, Britain had to get Spain back, and Britain had to count of the other allies on the coalition to take Poland back from the french, and they had to defeat napoleons navy (1805) war is not a fast job, all big wars are more than 1 year, and the napoleonic wars was 15 years because napoleon was a genius and kept winning, bt we didnt give up and eventually won in 1815
Absie oh and britain had other things to do, war of 1812 etc, and remember, they had a fucking empire
Yeeeeeees.
More Squire Content.
Yeeeeees.
Yeeees
Squire
Cheers, mate.
Your videos always get a good chuckle out of me, but this one had me rolling in tears. Bravo, old hap.
A rare occurence
Yeeeeeeeeesssss. Oops, went a little snake-like there haha! Yeeees.
20 minutes of Squire heavily roasting a Tank Destroyer, 2 planes, a Japanese light tank (#ICanHearTheWeebsCry), a torpedo bomber and a jet fighter made out of wood.
My least favorite Tanks that I have ever driven in War Thunder are those damned Japanese reserve tanks.
Less armor than a box of tissues, and if I had to describe the armament I would use the slang term that I once heard a Tiger crewman use to describe an M4 Sherman landing direct hits on the front armor: a "Door-Knocking Device."
Phoenix8492 same time with the tertrarch
Idk, the "amphibious" Japanese tank is so much worse, and isn't even a reserve tank, so you need to keep repairing it.
I'd rather be in any reserve tank than that death trap.
Phoenix8492 A word on Japanese tanks. Em, no.
Phoenix8492 I’m from the future and you should see the French reserve tanks
One of them is literally based off the Renault FT. That’s how outdated they are.
Absolutely hate..... Anything American.... Or Japanese.... Or
German...... Or Russian as well! And DEFINITELY French! And don't even
get me STARTED on the Italians! And the Australians...
Yep... That about sums it up!
Why hello there my fine English friend! How fares the channel? Personally, I'm having about as much luck as a Fairey Swordfish pilot, who's engaged in a dogfight with a Bosch jet fighter! But I won't quit! Noooo! You'll never see me back down from a German! I am British after all!
Now what was I talking about...? Ahem! Channels! Yes. I knew that all along of course!
My own sampling of War Thunder related video content has gone dishearteningly unnoticed as of late, so from one War Thunder Brit to another, if there is any help you may be able to give (not help... I don't need help! Pish!) I'd much appreciate it.
Cheerio!
How do you can hate French, Italians and Ausitralians because they are not even in the game...
French: D.520 and 521, as well as the French A-20 model. Italians: Mc.200 and Mc.202, G.50, SM.79 and CR.42... Australians: Boomerang and Wirraway
Ww2Sn1p3r some of their vehicles are in the game... have you even played the game?
menx gaming are you dumb ?? I just say that there is only 3 véhicule in the game and one is not even french...
I like how the French plane has invasion stripes even though they got dunked on by the Germans before the war really started
Besides the fact that there were French units involved in the Invasion of Normandy from the Mediterranean?
But the invasion of france started after poland was annexed.
But note here that France smashed like 20 other countries which are not Germany, Russia, us, Britain, or Canada.
@@ImWallace799 funny how one war can ruin an entire country's reputation.
@@adankmeme651 yeah just like America and Vietnam
BANG.....thud....dribble dribble dribble
dribble
Tttsssssss
Crackle crack bang
I lost my shit when he did that 😂😂😂
@@jblob5764 same
I'm french and my friends told me it was not a good channel for french people... I'm having the greatest laugh of my life ! Loving these ! **prend une tasse de thé**
Im sorry for you being made french.
Hon hon hon
Baguette
Jai swie Jan de la hollande. And jai speak multo goed france.
(Sorry for that.)
Drink a cup of tea is you were wondering
my friend slapped literally hundreds of bushes on the churchill gc and called it the 'bush bunker' because ... well you can imagine why. it was actually suprisingly effective in rb
"and without air brakes you will often find yourself descending at speed, or as Yak-15P pilots call it, Death."
lol
"Because it's French." That's a valid reason if you ask me.
Wait they get the T45 armor shot in there 3.7 Sherman.
Declan Kostka *merci Merck baguette
What can someone do against such reckless hate?
@@gastonjaillet9512 surrender
Stop being nasty with us please
Wait no I don't care, I'm swiss
6:32 For everyone who is Intrigued what those two white signs mean I'm gonna translate it for you:
left one:
the indicated airspeed is 10% less than the true airspeed. Don't pull a recovery maneuver over 4g. Don't pull negative G maneuvers for more than 3 seconds because if you do so the engine will cut out.
right one: Takeoff flaps max. speed: 500km/ h; Landing flaps max. speed 300km/h; landing gear max Speed: 300km/h
6:38 his translation is obviously wrong xD
The Purple Guy it’s for the sake of comedy, mein Freund...
His translation was "correct," in the sense that the limitations for G manoeuvrers are hilariously small.
Hooray, Squire uploaded a video! Now we can wait another month for the next one!
But I'm sure there's an understandable reason for it.
I'm a massive, lazy, bastard.
Oh, and I've got a few real life things getting in the way!
Squire indeed you are
I just hope there will one day be Mrs. Squire ,then one day little teabags!!!
It's like Sherlock episodes
say, if you ejected off the he 162, would you get sucked in the engine?
It had one of the first working ejection seats, exactly because of that issue.
Bigfish821
During the war, the Nazis made more plane prototypes with a jet above it and some had a 1% survivability for the pilot to throw them self out of the plane (they were before ejecting seats).
The engine and wings would probably fall off as soon as you released the canopy, be realistic
Most probably
That's why you want the modern day ejection seats in one
"The Bad News...THEY'RE MADE OUT OF Pastry!"
Even stale baguettes do more damage.
I got killed by a Churchill gun carrier and remembered this video😂
I actually love the 3-Inch Gun Carrier if playing at BR 3.0, with a team including a Churchill Mk I, Matilda Mk II, Valentine Mk XI, and AC Mk II AA. Angle the armor a bit and it's actually not too bad. If you get uptiered, then it will struggle. Because it is built on the Churchill chassis, I tend to play it like a Churchill. So long as you protect your sides, it can take a lot of hits.
You must be having a fever dream to be killed by that abomination
I have an idea for the next one :) top favorite/least favorite maps! I'd like to see that!
The Type-2 Ka-Mi was a light tank that required pontoons in order to go in the water but without those it is literally a fish outta water in every sense.
Ah shite... I forgot my tea
I should get some!
**Loads service revolver**
No tea, no mercy.
Backup Tripod Spotted the French spy.
Squire is Coffee ok? (its a joke please dont shoot me. I have gotten my tea now)
Backup Tripod Coffe will do I am sure. What could go wrong?
"Next up; Anything French."
i love this guy
"you'd be better off taking Southern Rail"
XD
Every Japanese tank in the game
And plane
+bobinbox 123 Japanese planes are good for many (including myself)
planes are OP
Squire is quietly raging
bobinbox 123 *_laughs in ki100_*
"BANG! THUD!......dribble dribble dribble"
Chrisey favorite linw so far from him
@Jell1y Gamer i want tea
@Jell1y Gamer thud
@Jell1y Gamer dribble
@@CC-dq6ck dribble
"PUUUUT SIMPLY!... *It dun have nun.* "
"Next up, anything french"
France: THEY DARE DISRESPECT OUR LE SUPERIOR PLANE
HON HON BRITAIN SHALL FA-
Britian: *Loads Service Revolver* Calm down France.
REE
@TROUBLINGBIRD 2103 Denmark surrendered in 3 hours. Idk why the joke exists
@TROUBLINGBIRD 2103 well, not easy when you're expecting your allies to help you but they don't...
@TROUBLINGBIRD 2103 France surrendered one time, and that was highly because they got some of the worst of ww1 and wanted another war the least.
@@danielwoods3896 Also cant forget the poor leadership by the French government, its sad really due to the fact that the French soldiers fought with bravery but their government had them die for nothing
What about 10 worst vehicles to fight against.
Wian Snyders the fairey swordfish
Wian Snyders If you're a German pilot flying anything within the 2.0 - 2.7 BR range, you might be accustomed to the Brewster F2A Buffalo.
It is more aggressive than an Englishman that ran out of tea.
I-153 Chaika
Wian Snyders
Every Russian tank during your reload and the m18.... done
Winking Walrus where is the is6 and la200? XD
once i rammed a tree with a tank and i lost one of my tracks and my driver diet
But wasn't the Firebrand the best plane ever a few videos earlier?
Did someone kill Squire and took over his channel using a voice changer? Is this why he took so long to make another video?
We need to investigate this further.
Good luck with your investigation, inspector.
Squire The Russian T-28 is pure rubbish.
One Word/2 numbers (and maybe a Hyphen)
Zis-30
Teddly You serious?!
Well,
in arcade it sucks
In realistic its better
"size and length" hue hue
"Ding-dong"
Squire XD
When you finished assembling your Yak-15
and it starts disassembling itself
I absolutely hate the P-38; granted, i dogfight in it instead of booming and zooming, and when i do boom my wings boom right off, but that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
Yes this colonial kite(P-38) is like flying a kite in a hurrican. It turns like a Iowa-class Battleship and its powered by two unreliable engines, there overheating so much that you can make Barbecue Party on it. And its a big target for Görings entire Luftwaffel company. But the armament its great, like in every american vehicle, these cowboys give them the firepower of the entire wild west to have some positiv aspects. This plane the P-38, is an attempt to make something hollywood stil looking for movies but this fails completely. Its looking very great, but it flys not very great.
I too hate the P-38, but it can be used very effectively due to its good maneuverability and its great firepower as well as the fact that the cannon has a lot of ammo and the secondary isn't garbage.
Though it doesn't change the fact that its essentially a giant flying lighter.
Yeah that's the point of the fucking guns, they light fuel tanks and engines, destroy control surface controls, kill crew, and destroy the engine.
Why do you think the B-25, B-17, and B-29 are able to get kills?
Me and my friend have killed many fighters by lighting them with 50s
I mean the controls for the surfaces so they are unusable entirely
Pilot snipes
None of the bomber i listed have any cannons, ONLY 50s
yes even 7mm guns can shoot out controls
you CAN aim even if it can be hard
none of them in game has cannons and no you can pilot snipe them and light them on fire, my friends AI gunners lit 2 fighters on fire both within 1 second and they both burned up
i personally am better with 50s
On the Japanese light tank, I have a recording of that performance of kalinika
One actual tactical disadvantage (or another one) for the Japanese light tank is that the treads are thin, meaning less distribute of weight, meaning, well you can all guess what that means.
"It may get a tad warm..." *Rolls by on fire*
Wow squire is alive
Just about.
Squire wow you responded thanks
I love the use of Western Panorama for the sea voyage part. I get the reference and highly approve
Aaaaaaaaaannnndddd you forgot the independent...
How do you hate He 162 A-2? I'ts amazing! Also it pisses people off when you kill them with it. :D
PieWithMoustache PWM Aye, it's my favourite jet. Nobody excepts it. You just need to learn the guns, they're lacking.
Ethan Cooke agreed :)
The He 162 also features as the top aircraft for the player in the NDS game Freedom Wings.
"What year are YOU from?"
Squire, you are tremendous. Keep it up! The effort you make really pays off. I have a perminent smile now.
Well I'll be hanged! Today I got admitted to a school I've wanted for 3 years and now a new Squire video! This is the happiest day of my life :)
Congratulations!
DA KOMRADE
Squire, sup yo
Squire is the guy,
If he sees a bird he'll make a 10 documentary on that bird and what it is doing...
At 6:19, that bit there does actually say, that you shouldn't do negative G maneuvers because the engine will die otherwise
HOW DARE YOU, THAT YAK IS BEAUTIFUL!
Not British, not beautiful.
Squire Wait, that means you're calling the P-39 _ugly?_
How could you!?
you mean "blyatful"
Sky Eye well is the Sherman 2 beautiful
dude it looks like a flying dildo xd
Top notch video Squire old boy!
Brave words, considering it was posted 3 minutes ago. Come back to me in 17 more, and then we'll see!
Squire Oh, that was cold! Colder than my grandmother's tea!
Crikey oh Riley old chap you replied!
“THEN COMES THE ACCELERATION, TO PUT IT SIMPLY.......…………………..… it don’t ‘ave none”
“And now for something COMPLETELY different.”
How the hell did the Archer not make this list!? Granted, driving the Churchill GC was an absolutely terrible experience, but driving the Archer will probably scar me for life and traumatise me to a point where I will have to abandon gaming altogether and sell my computer (which might actually prove beneficial to me, but I tend to ignore this thought).
Turiargov are you driving it with the gun facing forward or backwards because you reverse to drive quite vastly
It's a Valentine chassis with a backwards facing 17pdr gun, so I actually drive forward to reach the front or change position and then reverse to set up firing position or to advance (in an agonisingly slow fashion) when I expect enemy contact.
Make a false judgement about the enemy positions and you end up wasting a hell lot of time in the best case or dead in the worst case. And even if you are prepared upon contact and manage to hit the enemy tank first, your good old solid shot will very likely not disable it completely, so it will either move behind cover or turn its turret and kill you with one shot.
What else? Forward speed: not convincing. Turning speed (would be important): like watching grass grow. Gun slewing rate: too slow. Gun slewing angle: too narrow. Armour: only your engine, if you're facing backwards to the front.
Turiargov maybe you're not using it correctly? it is generally best as an ambushing tank. I've played it a bit and I use it long ranges I mean I usually get 1/2 kills but I'm pretty crap at WT.
Also aim for ammo racks and use less solid shot
I was using the Mk.4 armor-piercing capped shell. Not sure if this counts as solid shot, but it definitly doesn't explode after penetration. You don't get any better option in the Archer. High explosive shells are useless against even lightly armoured tanks.
I agree on everything you said, but you can't always aim for the ammo rack (especially at long distances or with partially hidden targets) and you can't always stay far away from every threat. Surely you can achieve something with lots of skill, but that skill would still be of greater use in a more versatile vehicle like the Cromwell. ;-)
Turiargov I'm presuming you haven't got the Achilles so I suppose the only thing you could do is soldier through the grind
6:15 translation for left side: Pitot tube shows approx. 10% too little interception not more than 4 g. Negative acceleration not longer than 3 seconds. otherwise the engine will go out
Thank you I was looking for this
5:52 “Put simply, it don’t have none.” *Squire, 2018*
the early hurricanes are good but the guns are about as much use a someone throwing stones at the aircraft.
yep
At least you get 8
but I still think it was really op,since I kill a lot tank and plane in one round.
The hurricane is a god and the guns thors tool.
Opposite problem for me. Hurricane just doesn’t “fly right” for me, but it’s a lovely gun platform and rocket launcher on the IIB
I actually really like my churchill shlong carrier, but squire isnt wrong about any of its faults. But when you get downtiered, its quite a beefy brit that can shrug off any gun that doesnt extend farther than your arms. Also, though it does have solid AP shot, it deals some decentish shrapnelling, though nothing in comparison to german or soviet 75/76mm's.
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"Let's see this armor plate can stand up to nature's most basic form of weaponry: why yes, it's a russian with a machine gun."
Squire I wish you would make more videos in this style. I miss these
Loved it. But its been too long since your last video, so this is especially appreciated.
I can't really change any of the vehicles on your list, But I can add a few....
First add:
Hawker Typhoons (all types) Horrible at everything. Its only redeeming quality is that the later models have 4 x 20mm with lots of ammo, which you'll need, as getting guns on target is no easy task.
Second add:
F6F. In reality, this was an outstanding aircraft. In WT, it sucks steaming piles of shit because the flight and damage models that Gaijin has assigned are notoriously and provably false. In game, its fragile, mediocre in speed, climb, and maneuverability, and worst is that the guns have been nerfed to pee-shooters. No freedom launchers here.
Third add:
All P-51 marks above the P-51A or cannon 'stang. Again, the aircraft have flight models that are demonstrably false which render them underwhelming and inferior to BR contemporaries, plus the .50 caliber nerf (which only applies to AMERICAN .50 calibers, not Russian even though the two had nearly identical ballistics) means you struggle to kill anything. Yes, they're launching something thats shaped like a hotdog, but its brown and soft.
Lastly, I love Squire. There. I said it. Just deal.
Julian Cate Although not really a Typhoon the Tempest certainly redeems the Typhoons. Probably one of my favourite planes. My least favourite plane is the p-36.
Well, we'll have to agree to disagree about the Tempest. Its a completely different airplane that just happened to be derived from the Typhoons, but in all the meaningful ways, it was a new aircraft. I like the Tempests a lot, but I don't see them as redeeming the Typhoon. Apples, oranges.
P-36? Why the P-36? That's usually on most people's favorite list. Granted the flight model is false once again. In real life the P-36 had a blistering roll rate, but in game... not. In reality the P-36 had an initial climb rate of 3500 ft/sec which made it one of the fastest climbing airplanes in the world at the time it was introduced. Its been awhile since I flew them though, so I don't know if the flight models have changed. I did really well in all of them. I think I've got a 10-1 kill-death ratio, give or take, in all three versions.
I suppose the only actuall thing they passed on to the tempest was the engine. But the p-36, has only one 50.cal and one 30.cal, can't really outrun its competition and locks up at high speeds.
Yep, P-36 is definitely not a BnZ aircraft. High speed handling is awful. And yes, its slower than some aircraft at its BR, especially the P-36G, but when you are caught out in that plane, you don't run. You use its superior maneuverability to get a reversal. But the P-36A an C will outrun most of the competition at their BR. Finally, P-36C and G models have heavier armament. But, I understand your criticisms. I'm sure lots of people would think my "worst list" was erroneous.
Julian Cate For some odd reason I like the typhoon but that's probably because it's cheap and decent for ground attack on tank RB compared to other aircraft like the tempest and especially jets which just lose me so much sl in tank RB.
When it comes to landing and takeoff with the Blackburn firebrand, you’ve gotta put your cards on the table before touchdown and lift off
Four Aces equals A decisively successful landing or takeoff
Anything else, 5-65% chance of success for landing and 10-95% chance of success for takeoff
Swordfish was a really good torpedo bomber! heck it buckles one of the stearing flaps on the Bismark and then completely blew of the other one!
lol, First time watching this guy, Pretty funny how he carries himself, Subbed XD
Your channel is the cure for depression! Your hilarious!
Happy to help! :)
+Squire You're American Aren't you?
6:13 , if your wondering it actually means
pitot tube shows ca, 10% too little. Do not catch above 4g. negative acceleration does not last longer than 3 sec. otherwise engine will run out
I have to admit your vids make me smile after a bad day
Glad to be of service!
mate you so incapable whats you re country men
Squire please post a video of you playing war thunder in the hawker hunter while wearing a top hat and monocle. Please please please.
The Swordfish is one of the most enjoyable planes to fly in VR, in my case i get into custom server turn on british 40s oldies songs, strap on a torpedo, and charge player controlled gunboats at perfect slow pace, i was intercepted by an enemy biplane whichhhh then missed and outflew me, then i outmanuvered him, shot the pilot with my single front 7.7mm, and then set course for my naval target, sniping it with an unsuspected torp at a distance of 800meters.
Marvelous Piece of Machinery❤
The Henkiel 162 did have one ariel victory before the war ended.
alex fogg Heinkel*
One.......
*aerial
And it isn't confirmed
"Oh dear. I know what're u all asking. What the hell is that?! Well, that my dear viewers is the Japanese Type 2 light...mmm...TANK. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reject T2, take t27 or t40
Here in my city of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada we have an HE 162 ‘Salamander’. It is on full display at the Canada Aviation & Space Museum...underneath the wing of an Avro Lancaster.
“Done on the cheap, with none of the good bits” fucking A this guy kills me 😂😂😂
6:30 didnt spifires engine cut out for most of the war because they didnt have fuel injection.
in neg Gs
Only early models could not maintain negative g dives. It was corrected in 1940 by Beatrice Shilling who designed a restriction baffle for the fuel flow (she received an OBE).
i loved this era of squire !
I like the frequent content
I was thinking of taking it easy for the next few months, 1 video a month is far too demanding.
Squire! Your alive!
:D
He sure is buddy.
Slimedude 29 *you're
*note via Carrier pigeon* Squire, my British friend, i dispatch this note to via carrier pigeon with a like and subscription attached. I feel the need to tell you i have found your videos quite entertaining and they have gotten me out of quite the depression quite recently. Keep it up lad!
Dankeschön Herr Squire :)
My pleasure.
Gurki another German spy I will report this to the Queen sir!
Greetings from Cuba, Squire!!!
Roman Pollmeier shhh, don't give our sleeper agent away!