There’s something incredibly amusing about a wizard of incredible power able to literally phase through the dungeon at Mach 10 chucking a fucking cinderblock at a skeleton to kill it
Nice run, very cool. IDK why I never thought to use plasma cutter with add trigger, but now that the idea has been planted into my mind im surly going to use this. Can't wait for the 33 orb runs :)
A projectile with a trigger that shoots homing plasma cutters is very OP. It helped me to my first victory and it can kill most, if not all, bosses with ease. Especially when you add multiple plasma cutters! Just be careful to not use close to yourself.
@@Whazzar I knew you could do that, I'm more curious about doing add trigger plasma beam then hanging that plasma beam shoot something on hit, which from my testing I have not been able to get to work with normal p beam and p cutter, although there probably is a way that I'm missing because wand building isn't my strong suit (I mainly use the wands from the wiki modified based on what spells I have and am willing to look for)
I have almost 40 hours in this game... and I still don't know how to properly make a wand. I'm positive that this person has invested, at minimum, 500,000+ hours. You deserve the record. Well done.
I get so anxious with the vignette damage effect popping up every so often. I can only imagine the pain from random bullshit death that must have preceded this.
This guy plays more confident in normal mode than me with spell labs, no death, and unlimited spells, with a haxed wand with maxed out stats and 20 slots
The Noita's way, it may seem mad To smash the Gods' skulls with an emerald pad But in wizardry, it's the key they say To harness power and have your way.
I came across this video while high and I have to watch it sober again because I was debating with myself wether or not this run is in a seeded or seed-less run
I spend 90h+ in noita and still has no idea how to properly make wand. After watched this i shocked how far the gap between new players and pro player. NICE RUN BTW
Nicely done! A question: is there a trick to getting your projectile to interact with Leviathan consistently? I have tried nearly that exact same setup on him (persistent projectile with add trigger into explosives with curse) and it didn't want to register as hitting him. I know the eye has to be open, but usually most of what I throw at him just doesn't have an effect.
3 factors play here: The eye is needed to be open, he does it only if you are close to him like a half screen away (if you move away from him, the damage won't register even if animation of eye is still open); The hit itself needs to stay right inside the eye, and he moves all the time, plus the water slows down most projectiles heavily, the best shots are done from the top side (shoot to where he will be, in the right side of his eye, if he moves to that side or the other). The projectiles what will hit him are also needs to able to interact with him, boxes, rockets, grenades etc (the projectile what will pierce the eye and goes bellow the centre of it might stop hurting him, it seems what only the top and the sides of the eye is affected by the curse). Or just hit him one time with the projectile weakness from the top with a spark bolt.
@@Hardpossession Ah, I didn't think of the fact that he is always moving and the plasma needs to stay inside the eye, that's probably my issue. Thanks!
The game puts an end-game boss accessible very early in the game, the devs have a sense of humor. I'm talking about squidward at 12:00 lmao how many times has he got me because I wanted that health boost early in my run.
@@5nizza_134 Давно, просто не хотел использовать так-как тратит примерно 2 минуты, сам способ увеличивает стабильность рана на 50%, так-что если надоест гриндить, можно им пользоваться, все что нам нужно очень часто находится на последнем уровне, а денег на покупку нет. Вот и решил проблему, взамен 2-ух минут. Для лучшего результата в будущем нужно будет сделать тоже самое, только без грида. Плюс научится палочки крафтить быстрее, итого еще минус 2 минуты. Скорее всего для меня макс результат будет на 15 минуте.
i see you switch to a controller when teleporting around. thats very smart. are you using an actual controller or is there a trick to switch to a controller scheme with mouse and keyboard?
Is this fixed seed or random seed? Half the time it seemed like you knew exactly where things would be, but you still took your time considering things
Rando, you gonna get this feeling after 3000 attempts. Wands are actually not that randomised for example, eventually you could tell which tier it is, without even getting close to it. The rest is a good seed, which is can be achieved by spamming restart after seeing second shop. If it's garbo, I press reset. Repeat till win.
То, как ты все с напором и уверено делаешь заставляет мою челюсть отвисать. Видно, что опыта у тебя очень много. Поздравляю с отличным забегом! Верю, что ты сможешь еще время улучшить. P.S. Кстати, это забег с известным или случайным сидом? И что значит RTA?
This guy did in ~20 min what took me about 9 hours (including digging thru entire hell to grab the orb), then i accidently destroyed the eye at the ghost boss so i couldn't even kill him :D, atleast i could cheese the master of masters via killing him thru a thing wall by lumi drilling his orbs and then himself.
You mean the schematic map? Thats a perk, you get from killing the mecha kolmi at the power plant, the boss is located directly bellow the null altar. If you don't know where that is, just dig down to the right of the pyramid, you will hit the mushroom zone, if you dig dipper, you will hit the sand cave, and further bellow is the power plant. The centre of that place contains the boss. The mecha kolmi. HP recommended to have by that time 300+ Damage from wands 100+ per shot of Slice damage or Digging damage. Normal projectiles, including lumi drill will do 0 damage to locals, as all the robots in there are immune to it.
That's because I swap controller and keyboard for the fast teleports, it allows you to move precisely in the directions of your teleports, instead of doing this zig-zag movement when your cursor reaches the end of the screen. Controller camera and keyboard and mouse camera are diffirent, which is why you can see the swap moment.
This feels like seeing an actual wizard performing spells
Of course, if a wizard plays a wizard game, the wizard looks like a real wizard doing real wizardry in their daily life 🧐
That seems to be so easy, that i cannot believe i can't even get past the vault... Truly great run
learn wand tinkering then you can kill about anything
Killing a leviathan before the oxygen runs out is worthy of respect.
There’s something incredibly amusing about a wizard of incredible power able to literally phase through the dungeon at Mach 10 chucking a fucking cinderblock at a skeleton to kill it
The steve kills were so impressive. Never missed a beat just insta killed him every time
holy shit this is insane! I can't believe you went for curse of greed, what an interesting idea!
It is kinda obvious though, if you're going fast it's not gonna matter.
16:25 This TP mage pissed off the wrong Noita
Pure comedy
Lots of quick thinking, a bit of good luck, and good execution. What a run! Congratulations!
Ok, this killed my motivation to progress with Noita.
Incredible run!
this motivated me lol
Me: constantly dying from little spiders on 1st floor because they are so sneaky.
Other people: hold my beer potion.
Nice run, very cool. IDK why I never thought to use plasma cutter with add trigger, but now that the idea has been planted into my mind im surly going to use this. Can't wait for the 33 orb runs :)
A projectile with a trigger that shoots homing plasma cutters is very OP. It helped me to my first victory and it can kill most, if not all, bosses with ease. Especially when you add multiple plasma cutters! Just be careful to not use close to yourself.
@@Whazzar I knew you could do that, I'm more curious about doing add trigger plasma beam then hanging that plasma beam shoot something on hit, which from my testing I have not been able to get to work with normal p beam and p cutter, although there probably is a way that I'm missing because wand building isn't my strong suit (I mainly use the wands from the wiki modified based on what spells I have and am willing to look for)
I’ve won with a few such wands. They also kill me consistently when my homing plasma happens upon a swapper.
Today I learned Noita has bosses.
killed any yet?
xD
I have almost 40 hours in this game... and I still don't know how to properly make a wand. I'm positive that this person has invested, at minimum, 500,000+ hours. You deserve the record. Well done.
500,000 hours is 57 waking years. Dude is pretty spry for pushing 100!
@@pXianXo And all that in about 3 real time years, dude has a 30x time compression chamber to train in
@@Soken50 well now you're just being hyperbolic :)
40 часов в игре, без знаний об этой игре - это норма
@@pXianXo this was a good joke I see you stranger
This is one of those games I’ve come to accept I’m too stupid to play.
Nothing prevents to enjoy Noita for mere mortals. @DunkOrSlam has nice tutorials to help.
Amount of concentration was so intense... i mean i got like 750 hours of playing casual noita, but camoon this was insane
wtf how did I miss this, this is most impressive run I've ever seen
I get so anxious with the vignette damage effect popping up every so often. I can only imagine the pain from random bullshit death that must have preceded this.
This guy plays more confident in normal mode than me with spell labs, no death, and unlimited spells, with a haxed wand with maxed out stats and 20 slots
wizard woke up and choosed cocaine and violence.
The Noita's way, it may seem mad
To smash the Gods' skulls with an emerald pad
But in wizardry, it's the key they say
To harness power and have your way.
there are no fightable gods in noita I think
The man, the myth, the legend
That tele wizard hit in the temple of arts was such a cherry on top
That reaction at the end feels appropriate
this is amazing
thanks for good edit ideas
I have no idea what’s happening but I’m impressed
Awesome run man
As someone who never played this game: I have NO FKIN CLUE, what was what, but congrats on the WR
As someone with 50 hours in the game. I feel the same way. WTF was that???
Easy explanation, he's a wizard
@@MegaClaymore123 как человек с 100+ часов в игре. Я больше половины из этого еще не видел даже
Congrats hardpossession! Amazing run
that tele wand build is a godsend omg
I literally played this game for the first time today. This was utter fucking chaos, haha.
I came across this video while high and I have to watch it sober again because I was debating with myself wether or not this run is in a seeded or seed-less run
Круто, поздравляю!
You speedrun all the bosses faster than me completing the game / killing the main boss after 125h … by a lot :D
I spend 90h+ in noita and still has no idea how to properly make wand. After watched this i shocked how far the gap between new players and pro player. NICE RUN BTW
I cannot WAIT for the 33 orb speed run
There are bosses...? I barely make it past the jungle and that's just by falling past everything...!
This is the first time I've seen the Jungle. Never got past the Ice Caves.
Smooth gameplay, loved it.
Понятия не имею, что на экране происходит, но выглядит круто, особенно что боссы исчезают таинственным образом, не успевая появиться.
Плохой спидран, в нормальном ты и видеть их не должен. 🙂
@@Hardpossession но это же вр
Amazing. Somebody please make a video explaining step by step what happened
gamer plays noita and kills all the bosses on the map as fast as he can
What in the Kentucky fried fuck. I still light myself on fire and die to the dumbest stuff after like 50hrs
insane run, good job
I have no idea what's happening
I love it
Nicely done! A question: is there a trick to getting your projectile to interact with Leviathan consistently? I have tried nearly that exact same setup on him (persistent projectile with add trigger into explosives with curse) and it didn't want to register as hitting him. I know the eye has to be open, but usually most of what I throw at him just doesn't have an effect.
3 factors play here:
The eye is needed to be open, he does it only if you are close to him like a half screen away (if you move away from him, the damage won't register even if animation of eye is still open);
The hit itself needs to stay right inside the eye, and he moves all the time, plus the water slows down most projectiles heavily, the best shots are done from the top side (shoot to where he will be, in the right side of his eye, if he moves to that side or the other).
The projectiles what will hit him are also needs to able to interact with him, boxes, rockets, grenades etc (the projectile what will pierce the eye and goes bellow the centre of it might stop hurting him, it seems what only the top and the sides of the eye is affected by the curse).
Or just hit him one time with the projectile weakness from the top with a spark bolt.
@@Hardpossession Ah, I didn't think of the fact that he is always moving and the plasma needs to stay inside the eye, that's probably my issue. Thanks!
Wow random seed, you're insane.
Total deaths: 4478 . Are you in good mental health?
The game puts an end-game boss accessible very early in the game, the devs have a sense of humor. I'm talking about squidward at 12:00 lmao how many times has he got me because I wanted that health boost early in my run.
truly incredible
Поздравляю!
Невероятно, я бы ресетнул не увидев пв у пирамид босса. Когда идея с гридом пришла в голову?
@@5nizza_134 Давно, просто не хотел использовать так-как тратит примерно 2 минуты, сам способ увеличивает стабильность рана на 50%, так-что если надоест гриндить, можно им пользоваться, все что нам нужно очень часто находится на последнем уровне, а денег на покупку нет. Вот и решил проблему, взамен 2-ух минут. Для лучшего результата в будущем нужно будет сделать тоже самое, только без грида. Плюс научится палочки крафтить быстрее, итого еще минус 2 минуты.
Скорее всего для меня макс результат будет на 15 минуте.
i see you switch to a controller when teleporting around. thats very smart. are you using an actual controller or is there a trick to switch to a controller scheme with mouse and keyboard?
I'm using a flight stick controller. I don't have a normal one, it's wonky and funny. But it works.
Узнаю своих)
Респект, чел, серьëзно
Excellent! GG
Joker and the Thief started playing as you started to ascend and the rest just fit...
this is masterpiece
Did you use a controller to keep teleporting straight up even when Mina was off-screen?
Ye
I wish he played as the Noid
You're a wizard hardpos!
bruh, i can't even kill squidward.
Try spark bolt trigger plus plasma beam cross, optionally add some kind of homing to the cross. Spam it with those then run away.
Don't kill Squidward wtf
Is this fixed seed or random seed? Half the time it seemed like you knew exactly where things would be, but you still took your time considering things
Rando, you gonna get this feeling after 3000 attempts. Wands are actually not that randomised for example, eventually you could tell which tier it is, without even getting close to it. The rest is a good seed, which is can be achieved by spamming restart after seeing second shop. If it's garbo, I press reset. Repeat till win.
9:50 What was the origin of that laughing sound? I have never heard that before in Noita.
There's no hole straight up to the pit boss lake area from Kolmi in a normal map, how did that get there? That made it so much faster.
Sadekivi is a stone/perk which opens a hole on top of itself if kicked. Yes the hole is that big.
@@Hardpossession ooooooooohhhhhh, the perk at 1:30 That's what the celestial rage does.
@@Hardpossession Oh wow holy cow, i didn't know that did that?! So many cool effects and interactions in this little gem of a game!
Holy shit what just happened.
То, как ты все с напором и уверено делаешь заставляет мою челюсть отвисать. Видно, что опыта у тебя очень много. Поздравляю с отличным забегом! Верю, что ты сможешь еще время улучшить.
P.S. Кстати, это забег с известным или случайным сидом? И что значит RTA?
Рандом, время в реале, real time attack
@@Hardpossession Тогда ты точно Бог Нойты
Me and this guy are not playing the same game...
This made me realize I will never beat this game...
how is steve getting oneshot by the tablet? ive never managed to try it on him tbf but from that range it usually doesnt oneshot most normal enemies
You need to kick the tablet, pressing F and throwing simultaneously helps with downward kills.
Impressive!
It seems you are playing another game than the rest of us.
This guy did in ~20 min what took me about 9 hours (including digging thru entire hell to grab the orb), then i accidently destroyed the eye at the ghost boss so i couldn't even kill him :D, atleast i could cheese the master of masters via killing him thru a thing wall by lumi drilling his orbs and then himself.
Actual wizard
Hey im kinda new to the game, whats that map you open and how do you get that?
You mean the schematic map? Thats a perk, you get from killing the mecha kolmi at the power plant, the boss is located directly bellow the null altar.
If you don't know where that is, just dig down to the right of the pyramid, you will hit the mushroom zone, if you dig dipper, you will hit the sand cave, and further bellow is the power plant.
The centre of that place contains the boss. The mecha kolmi.
HP recommended to have by that time 300+
Damage from wands 100+ per shot of Slice damage or Digging damage.
Normal projectiles, including lumi drill will do 0 damage to locals, as all the robots in there are immune to it.
@@Hardpossession wow thanks awesome tips!!
Noitaの神だ……
15:17 what inside that crystal?
Machine gun the wand.
Thanks
noita speedruns are something else god damn
but 12:55 and 18:03? a jump in the recording
That's because I swap controller and keyboard for the fast teleports, it allows you to move precisely in the directions of your teleports, instead of doing this zig-zag movement when your cursor reaches the end of the screen. Controller camera and keyboard and mouse camera are diffirent, which is why you can see the swap moment.
@@Hardpossession that's neat, thanks for info
This game is insane
18:42 you monster
how come your laser did not deal any damage to yourself against master of masters?
I was aiming to his head to avoid touching red orbs, and boxes don't count as your damage, that's their specialty, they take care of the blue orbs.
Doesnt the leviathan spawn only in new game +
No, he's available from the start.
jesus what a run!
господь господь иисус христос
you can just... kill big steve with a tablet?
That was awesome
Впечатляюще
fucking hell. you're good bro
amazing
Is this a known seed?
random seed
"The gods are enraged"
Skill issue
Nice seed, does not look like random
なんやこれ、まだ1割くらいしか遊べてなかったんだな
I understand nothing
as you can see, this game is easy
i didnt het like 90% of that but cool :)
Jesus...
Чел
Харош
what the flip
Bro basicaly speedruned himself :v
14:55 💀💀
i could do thaft 🐺🐺🐺🐺
Do it 👀
no entendi nada lol !
This game looks terrible