Noita All Bosses Speedrun
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2024
- IGT 17:57 This is Random seed.
About time I update this. This is not the current beta patch.
0:00 Collecting
6:08 Dragon
10:07 Egg boss
10:40 Kolmi
11:19 Pit boss
11:39 Pyramid Boss
13:42 Alchemist
15:30 Mecha kolmi
16:03 Master of Masters
16:46 Tiny
17:47 Friend
18:17 Forgotten
18:39 Leviathan
19:00 The End - เกม
As a person who has played like 10 runs of Noita without guides: what the fuck.
I did not expect this game to be so complex. guess now it's time to dig down into tutorials
Why spoil yourself like this?
In my case, i Just wanted to see were are the Bosses 😂
Yeah, this game is massive
Only 10?
I loved the part where noita went all "falling at terminal verlocity is not fast enough, better start teleporting downwards at the same time
13:55
Touhou players when it's raining but they memorize the raindrop patterns
Random seed, too
This was clean as hell, if it weren't for the description I'd've thought it was seeded just from how efficiently you were moving and reacting to things
17:06 *plin plon..... BOOM*
I hope they do end up adding a that mountain boss, would love to see how you instantly pop it
I play this game for like morethan 40 hours, dont even know how to reach the first boss.
This guy becomes a omnipotent, omnipresent being in less tha 20 minutes
And then still kills himself just to flex on the gold standard.
Same here
loved that moment at 11:21 where the boss collapses inward like a neutron star by casting that op spell
Its not the OP spell, the smallest touch of any plasma spell and the Wand Connoisseur will recast it and melt
Much less hesitation compared to your previous WR. Good work
Hesitation is defeat, Sekiro!
Don't have the game, didn't understand what was going on, didn't need to know but I was still mesmerized.
Big congrats on the incredible run and the WR!
idk how this got reccomended to me but very sick run
So damn impressive in so many ways, congratulations!!
this is absolutely insane. congratulations and keep up the good work
I didnt read the description and was amazed at how good the seed was, and simultaneously confused why you werent moving like a robot like most set seeds do.
Thats some godlike gameplay right there, even though i can underatand and even anticipate most moves, i could hardly recreate them in-game. Smooth work.
Thank's!
congrats!!!!!! incredible run as always!
Never played noita and don’t really know why I clicked this video.
This entire thing is completely incomprehensible to me
I've played about 50 hours and I'm still so confused dont worry bro
That teleport wand went full schizo
I have no clue what I have watched, but it was skillfully ^^
Hard man! Solid records))))
plasma cutter slices the competition!
congrats! :D
jfc those stats at the end. I just got this game and have been playing it nonstop for a few weeks now. Decided to see how close I was getting to the end of the game. I quite literally have barely scratched the surface of everything that is in this game. holy fuck
I think teleporting through the Alchemist's lair was the boldest part, I always end up in a nice big pool of polymorphine next to an angry wizard.
that was the most impressive shit Ive seen so far, takes me so much longer to kill all bosses but damn this celestial stone was clutch
Duuuude!! I can't believe what i just saw :O
Definitely one of the most advanced noita player
Wow.Crazy game. And crazy speedrun.
reminds me of TerminalMontage's "Something About Super Mario 64 ANIMATED SPEEDRUN"
That was scary. I feel bad for the bosses lol
yooo nice terraria playtrough
bro is enderman
i only have two words to say to this: dear god
Wow. Teleport-to-Cursor is OP
i just bought the game and i couldnt tell what my goal was. now im convinced i am not a super saiyan in this game until i reach this level lol
how is your journey full of death going?
@@khardian2823 max depth about 700 feet but im making better wands now. im still not good at using the curse of wealth but im making progress for sure
In hindsight do you think it would have been better to grab the LDC that dropped from the triangle boss?
Too late, it's better on the way down, for the rest of the game it's not necessary.
poor mr happy green man =[
bro makes it look easy but when i try to play it i fail miserably
awesome, my man you killed it in ways i didnt know were possible. congrats
Is this game translated also in italian? Wait, no ita?
You could kill those shop monsters so easily with a scroll? Damn it
you need a kit if practice to be so confident and precise 100% of the time with tablet kicks, its not hard to learn tho, just need special bindings
HUGE TIME SAVE
Это просто высший пилотаж!!! Браво!
Well play
How did you edit your wand at 17:15, I couldn't see you taking tinkerer's perk so I couldn't understand
From the wizard boss you can get a wizard stone which allows you to edit wands freely while holding it
За это время я прохожу 1 локацию, а кто то игру)
Wasn't there a boss in the desert where you have to fill the eye of a giant skull with liquid to make it appear?
In the alpha version of the game, before 1.0 the pyramid boss used to be summoned this way I believe, but since when they moved it, well to the pyramid. Now if you fill it with water, it will open a portal to the left side of the map, where is island with animals.
@@Hardpossession OH my bad then. Thanks for the reply.
I just recently started playing this, and I've heard the term "getting noita'd". I feel like you just pulled an Uno reverse card and noita'd Noita. What the fuck
Там чувак, который мод New Enemy and Bosses делает, выкатил обнову с 2 новыми боссами. Будешь делать новую 2-х часовую попытку?))
Почему бы и нет.
Я не понял как он убил дракона на 6:08
Объясните, пожалуйста
Выстрелил в него из плазмы, она пилит его за 2.5 сек. На палочке было их две, но с модификатором на раздвоение снаряда, то-есть еще по две плазмы, итого 6 плазмы.
Что убило его мгновенно.
Why do you put water on your wand?
It lowers the cast delay and recharge speed of the wand, so my teleport wand could go brrr.
Is there reason to take damage early on?
Yeah.
To push yourself closer to the greed curse.
+Being on fire makes you move 25% faster.
@@Hardpossession Didn't even know and I have played 150 hours! Thank you!
i havent even made it past the 4th portal
was that friend room find luck?
17:39 you can briefly see red dot (me) falling on the map and green dot (friend) visible.
LMAO THE BOMB AT THE START
for speed boost
@@Scare_Hive yes but he failed it miserably lol
what the hell is going on
Plasma cutter > else
Lol. 19 min I'm complete coal mines only))
Начало у тебя было ужасным, такие плохие заклинания попадались, телепорт нужно было ждать аж до второй святой горы.
Когда я пытался ставить мировой рекорд я бросал забег если сразу же не было либо телепорта либо чёрной дыры.
Для any% это верно, но для категории всех боссов можно и до второй горы, я вообще планировал как-то сделать видео на объяснение происходящего.
@@Hardpossession,
Не, я не делал any%, это слишком сложно. Я делал afraid%.
@@Hardpossession сделай, если надумаешь. Не хватает если честно какой-то конкуренции в категории всех боссов.)
9:00 NOLLA?!
yeah, it's a ghost wand (your wand from prev run, before you died), I can't pick it up because of the speedrun rules, those can be very op
Just goes to show: noita is easy.
wtf
amazing speedrun, less impressive game
I don't get the ending.
No-one does. The origins and motivation of the game's protagonist are left deliberately unexplored: It's not a heavily story-driven game. But for some reason, completing a Midas-type world-destroying super-spell seems to count as a successful ending.
@@vylbird8014 do not think that this is a successful ending, since you're dying. the only successful should be one where you do not die, and there are such an ending
@@entertain8648 The peaceful ending? It's intentionally a near-impossible thing to achieve - almost a joke, as only a player of truly ridiculous skill could achieve it, and even then it would take hundreds of hours of play to get a lucky enough run. Anyone who can actually reach that ending must have absolutely no life.
@@vylbird8014 I don't think it is that hard... the game has many broken mechanics, and you have Infinity worlds to build something that does trillions of damage.
And why should the true ending be easy? That's a normal practice to spend a lot of time before getting the best possible ending.
@@vylbird8014It is not hard at all. Once you have powerful wands it's literally just a matter of patience to pick up all the orbs.