I've started playing this game few days ago without knowing anything at all about it. Found it interesting, yelled WHAT THE FUCK so many times, and discovered so many places and enemies and items and STUFF and... and then I saw a couple of videos like this one and now I understand that everything I've discovered is possibly like 3% of the whole game. And here I am, yelling WHAT THE FUCK once again. Great game 9/10
You should get used to break the holy mountains to edit more and get back up after the fourth or 5th level to get better stuff. Helps you a lot further down
I've had a whole month to play Noita. I thought I understood how seeds work. ...I'm also yelling W T F trying to comprehend just the first 90 seconds of this vid
Everything passes so quickly that it is difficult to understand the situation unless description from the Speedrunner I had to slow down and rewind a few times. He clearly knows and carries out everything that happens in Noita. MASTER of NOITA
Play normally Get to the bottom of the main game, get powerful enough to kill the boss there. Get up anyhow on the surface and head to the left side of the tree. Grab an eye and kill alchemist bellow. Now you have infinite digging or healing, proceed to go to the locations of the rest of 10 bosses and kill them.
2:47 you can see me doing the wand editing as I am falling down. I put delayed cast with the return spell on the second wand. Now back to the 4:00. Right after I killed the triangle boss, you can briefly see me casting that second wand (the green glow after the black hole). It gives me 6 second timer after which it will teleport me back to the place I cast it. So I just run down to kolmi, cast a omega sawblade and simply wait, I switch keyboard to a controller, and the moment I got teleported, I already shooting my wand upward. The game screen tries to follow me, but it's a little slow, which is why you don't see pretty much anything at that moment.
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Exactly like my first run
There's something humorous about how the easiest way to kill the connoisseur of wands is with spells that are most likely to kill you.
I've started playing this game few days ago without knowing anything at all about it. Found it interesting, yelled WHAT THE FUCK so many times, and discovered so many places and enemies and items and STUFF and... and then I saw a couple of videos like this one and now I understand that everything I've discovered is possibly like 3% of the whole game. And here I am, yelling WHAT THE FUCK once again.
Great game 9/10
You should get used to break the holy mountains to edit more and get back up after the fourth or 5th level to get better stuff. Helps you a lot further down
I've had a whole month to play Noita. I thought I understood how seeds work. ...I'm also yelling W T F trying to comprehend just the first 90 seconds of this vid
This is like watching a time-lapse of a game I played. It's barely recognizable.
Hats off. Holy shit that's an amazing run. I love your use of delayed cast and return. Had me stunned with disbelief for a moment there.
Yeah and I still can't beat the WR, well I'll be trying. Thanks!
This 'drive-by' style of play is so funny lmao
The sheer certainty he has passing the bosses has me chuckling. Like, *casts one spell* "You're gonna be dead, bye"
Everything passes so quickly that it is difficult to understand the situation unless description from the Speedrunner
I had to slow down and rewind a few times.
He clearly knows and carries out everything that happens in Noita.
MASTER of NOITA
You know that he is basically repeating a seeded run over and over again until he gets a good time right?
@@yairsegal2427 you know that barely takes any merit away from it right?
Это что-то невероятное. Я не верю что это рандомный сид. Просто вау
Если бы я сделал это в рандом Сиде, я бы сам офигел.
@@HardpossessionТак ты ещё и русский, почёт
we all start somewhere, keep it up!!
lol youre nuts solid run dude!!
Very well done!! I thought that return Kolmi kill was especially clever. You really made every second count, great job.
Timestamps:
0:00 Start
1:26 Squidward
1:54 Limbs
2:35 Alchemist
3:33 Friend
3:40 Dragon
3:54 Triangle
4:06 Kolmi
4:30 Forgotten
4:48 Leviathan
5:09 Eye
5:32 Master
5:53 Tiny
my mouth was just open the entire time looking at this wtf
бро, твои спидраны это что-то нечто, просто грандмастер ноиты!! ахах
Now this is wizardry
Speed comparable to the yellow flash, goddamn.
I play Noita on and off since 3 years and 80% of this run contains stuff I didn't even knew exists👀
Oh a few more bosses I haven't seen before nice!
Noita я уже прошёл тебя 100 раз, ты меня ни чем не удивишь. Hardpossession такой, подержи моё пиво сынок! ))))) Отличное прохождение! Супер.
I'm going to pretend I understand everything that happened in this video
Speedrun people from all games a crazy. I had to slow some of it down to .25 to see wtf you were doing with the wands lol
That's some mad sorcerer shit, lol.
oh. my. fucking. god
good run!
great run man nice work
_cuts to me after 6 minutes in the mines still dealing with a group of Hämis..._
he himself was the final boss at the end
waw waw waw. look at daaaat
Сумасшествие 🤯
dude you whaaaaaaat
9:10 ich habe mich so hard beim essen verschluckt, ich bin einfach fasst gestorben!! xDDDDDDDD
You Hunted the Boss.
What boss? I never even see any boss
Might give this a try later, sorry to bump you to 3rd mate.
please do, I do need additional motivation
What is this "You hunted the boss." message? Is this part of the vanilla game?
nope. it's a mod which allows us to see if a boss is slain, specifically good for seeded speedrun, such as this
what
wow that was nice
bruh
Okeeeey,this is look like 1000 hours learning and trying and I have to say wow but I say:”bro
Do u know how grass looks like?”
3:33 was a boss?
Yes the big friend is a boss
Even monsters are staged in this run 0:21
wtf ? omg. how can i do all boss regular playstile? im newbie
Play normally
Get to the bottom of the main game, get powerful enough to kill the boss there. Get up anyhow on the surface and head to the left side of the tree. Grab an eye and kill alchemist bellow. Now you have infinite digging or healing, proceed to go to the locations of the rest of 10 bosses and kill them.
@@Hardpossession i am death every second holy mountain
@@bayburcin7061 sounds good, keep doing it!
what happened at 4:13?
I would like to know as well, he may have paused, and just cut the footage of the menu
swapped to mouse and keyboard
2:47 you can see me doing the wand editing as I am falling down.
I put delayed cast with the return spell on the second wand.
Now back to the 4:00. Right after I killed the triangle boss, you can briefly see me casting that second wand (the green glow after the black hole).
It gives me 6 second timer after which it will teleport me back to the place I cast it. So I just run down to kolmi, cast a omega sawblade and simply wait, I switch keyboard to a controller, and the moment I got teleported, I already shooting my wand upward. The game screen tries to follow me, but it's a little slow, which is why you don't see pretty much anything at that moment.
Switching controller to keyboard.
240h finish the game 2 times
I think u need chill pils💊
Rigged run lmao
Что за ёбаную наркоманию я только что посмотрел???