rewriting jingles for major companies
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Hola
Ah yes, you added the comment before you posted the video.
Neat
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The Google and Bing one is gold, honestly.
It's even funnier considering Google actually hates people saying "Google it" because its a phrase coming to be applied to any search engine, like people saying they are going to hoover a room even if they aren't using a Hoover. They want you to say, "I searched for it using Google TM Search Engine". Meanwhile Bing in their advert out of desperation really was like, "You can Bing it! That's fine!"
@@veggiedragon1000 I'm pretty sure they don't like the phrase because it could be used against them in court as an example of how they are a monopoly and anticompetitive rather than because it is no longer a form of advertising convincing people to specifically use the Google search engine.
@@LaEmporoar I remembered the fact from watching this video from ages ago: th-cam.com/video/w2RnDrzg4uU/w-d-xo.html
According to him it is about copyright, if something becomes common parlance then you can't trademark it anymore and you just lose it, and Google doesn't like that and was cease and desisting people.
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YESS
The one with Twitter is the most accurate jingle, it's so accurate that Daniel will get cancelled for it after he passes away.
#Danielwillbeoverparty
ray mak reincarnated
Hallo
Ur everywhere i go -_- but anyways i claimed the 4th repply of ur comment :D
Just Some Guy without a Mustache is my hero
"Our receipts are long, because they contain unanswered prayers from hell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" that one killed me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The AAAAAAAHH makes the song
1:48
Every time 😂😂
Same
The Walmart one needs to be turned into a full song 😭
yes
And google
Aaaa 😂
At the end he sounds kinda like Linda Belcher
True, the beatdrop would be damn awsome
"Here's an ad for that things you talked about yesterday."
This is so insanely accurate.
UNDERRATED
1:07 (:
Hhahah
Literally factual information
just like that ad:)]
The Walmart one was unexpected, under-rated and freaking brilliant.
Ikr
Yes, truly unexpected
exactly
This would of been an epic rock song 😆🤣
I agree. And I freaking love your profile picture!
“Instagram.”
“Get a divorce.”
noted.
"ferb i know what we're doing today"
“LETS CANCEL PEOPLE AFTER THEY DIE CAUSE ITS FUN” 😂 Caught me off guard
The second people cancel techno is when the world ends
another reminder that Daniel is actually a really good musician
Naturally
Look at the accidental office. he really blows it outta the water
I mean, did anyone really need a reminder? He is secretly Cyborg Robot Daniel TM of course
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Like a majority of his content is musician humor, did anyone forget this?
Dominos, for when you're at the end of your rope....and are too tired to cook after putting your kids to bed.
Pfft- yup.
i just go for the garlic knots ngl
as someone who works at dominos, this is all of our customers
Or when the crushing weight of existence makes your steps feel full of concrete and youre not hungry but you know you have to eat to keep living in this hellscape reality, which youre only doing because youre terrified of dying & so beaten down from 8 previous actual attempts btw, so the barest of minimums you can do is order online with contactless delivery so you dont even have to get out of bed where youve been for...5 days now?
I mean thats just a random thing I cant stop thinking about but...I mean Im fine you guys. Totally fine. Fine and dandy... Just peachy...
@@ohheyemmi well damn, if you need to talk to someone anon I'll gladly lend an ear 🥺
That's like half the people I deliver to any more
1:12 we need a full version of this
Broooooo its been a year but yesssss frrrrrrrrr
I kinda want the Walrmart one to be a full song now. It was perfect
Yes
Genius line. 😂
“Look at the man in the sky and ask around bout’ why it’s shaped like Oscar-Mayer Frankenfurter while we crush your brick and mortar.”
Oh my god this is perfect
HI GARRETT
Garret! :D
garrett i see you everywhere and i love you
Hi Garrett!
Hi Garrett, nice seeing you in the comments section 😊
All funny, but the Walmart one is musically so satisfying
Can see this melody on a villain's monologue in a musical
thats what im saying
Exactly
You’re completely right that music is the best any villain could hope for.
I saw my name and I was like why are they talking about me? ... I'm not the brightest. (My name is Melody fjfjdjjnfdjdjd)
"We put down the target dog"
Oh my gosh, that's as accurate and amazing
Let’s start a petition for CVS to officially change their jingle to the one from this video
"let's cancel people after they die" that was way too funny
and so true aswell XD
mora
Ik dudeeee
yoooo love that delay effect at 1:37 :)
Luv ya bro
I like the little nod to 'Let it be' at the end lol.
It's very tasty
MAKE A VID WITH DANIEL PLEEEEASE
Oh hey Dooo!
Haven't seen anyone make timestamps for this video yet so here goes:
0:00 Chinese Cherry
0:10 Bed Tablets
0:18 The Door to Heaven is Closed
0:23 We Got Food at Home
0:30 Please Help
0:37 Vikings from Arkansas
0:57 The Arrow Got Stolen
1:03 Where is the Bathroom?
1:07 The Government Wants to Control Us
1:12 For When they Toppled
1:16 It's Popular, so it's Mandatory
1:29 He Secretly was a Bull
1:37 Buy an LG Gram, Instantly
1:53 The Search Engine Rivalry
2:26 How to Regen Your Hair (sponsor)
there u go :)
"Chinese cherry"💀
Not trying to be rude but it's not "Is this the bathroom?" it's "Where is the bathroom?"
Just letting you know! 😊
@@deverfamily6683 bruh lol that's what I had before but then my dumbaxx decided to change it bc i know almost no spanish
@@irigamoi haha, that's okay! i know almost no Spanish either and the only reason i know that is because i took Duolingo lessons for a few months but i got bored and gave up lol.
what is this for
0:17 is the most accurate
I agree 0:17
0:17
The cvs one's fucking hilarious!
doobus
I couldnt agree more im biting down on my finger to hold back my laughter-
Dobus gobus
Thought I was the only one.
I receipts are long because they contain unanswered plrays from hell AAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIT THE TACO BELL ONE IS SO GOOD LMFAOO
Hello
CHEETAHH U WATCH DANIEL THRASHER
But... the CVS one is even better
Good to know bridge players are also into some quality content.
bridge youtuber 6969
2:06 was awesome!
I didn’t know I needed this until now, and it’s beautiful
What I find hilarious about the German accent in the Walmart jingle is that, when Walmart tried to expand to Germany, they quickly realized that German labor laws meant they couldn't make their desired profits (paying workers livable wages, as well as overtime really sucks when you're not used to it apparently) and they shut it down.
Why is it with the accent tho?
I think Walmart was paying a living wage in America. But I think Germany has a higher living wages. I think. I’m not sure.
@@jaxteller4978 c o m e d y
Broo he was doing a dutch accent because I assume thats where it started
Walmart started in Arkansas
I love that the end of the Microsoft jingle is the old shutdown theme.
EDIT: *Startup theme.
Best bit of the video, IMO.
ikr! underrated addition!
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Isn't it the startup one?
@@Mercure250 pretty sure it's the startup one
0:05 Apple
0:10 Microsoft
0:17 Twitter
0:22 Mcdonalds
0:30 CVS
0:37 Walmart
0:57 Amazon
1:03 Taco Bell
1:07 Facebook
1:12 Dominoes
1:16 Netflix
1:29 Target
1:37 Instagram
1:53 Google and Bing
Hold up hold up! Stop right there for a minute. At 0:10 was actually Microsoft? Gee Windows Errors I didn't even get the catch! Now I heard the Windows XP startup sound in there I will never unhear that! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm a windows user and I didn't even see that coming!
Thx
Thank ya kind soul 🙏
Daniel, we're not asking, we need more of these
I’ve basically become so desensitized to Hoodie Guy’s weirdness, that when he pulled out the human hair baby, I said “Yeah sure why not.” I love it.
😂😂😂😂
Target was so funny, but I feel horrible for laughing.
Don’t worry i did too
i work at a target, i absolutely lost it
I did too
RIP the target dog and our urge to not laugh
It was so uncalled for but I died laughing😂
Daniel's Vocals have increased exponentially in the past couple years, great job Dan (Hope you don't mind Dan, I know it's Daniel usually), and keep up the great work! Very thankful for you and your content
*Some of the most beautiful chords Paul McCartney has ever written*
Daniel: ”get a divorce” pure genius😂
"don't worry we won't tell anyone you came"
"Is this for por-"
"You're disgusting"
...losing my shit here ngl
I thought it was going to be for a fanfic site
Thought the same thing
hahaha I totally get it. hahehaho
That's what I thought for the Google one!
I can relate
Okay but *BuY oUr WeIrD liTtLe TaBLetS pLeAsE* is actually such a vibe
Its to the tune of Desperado by The Eagles
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"We're literally begging you."
Please do a part 2 this was great
I sent this to all my friends and now everyone in school quotes literally everything you do so your welcome for the free promotion, please make more of these.
“Instagram. Get a divorce.” 😂😂
Also, I’m gonna have that Google jingle in my head all day now. I didn’t know I needed that. Remember: JUST GOOGLE IT!! GOOGLE IT YEAH!!
I personally prefer bing
You need to google it to get a divorce!
Bingitbingit
NO BING IT! BING IT!
WHY DOES THAT JUST GOOGLE IT GOOGLE IT YEAH SOUND SO FAMILIAR
This is my favorite "sketch-after-the-sketch" you've done. The pacing was on point and the punchline was so good.
Happy new year’s dainel your vids are so addicting love your vids
Hahahahaha😂😂😂, I freaking love this. I really hope you make a part 2!!
That Target jingle had me on the floor sobbing from laughter, please make a sequel to this.
Why was that one honestly the one that made me laugh the hardest...
It just comes completely out of left field.
@@I-defeted-Europe-in-1346woof-woof-woof-woof
Woof woof woof woof
NOOO THE DOGGIE…😭
GameStop: “You could bring us the real, original Polybius cabinet, and we’d give you enough store credit to buy your very own pair of anime-themed socks.”
God this needs more likes
Haha
This is pure gold of content
Great job keep up the great content
We need more of this
The fact that no one is talking about Walmart only proves his song’s point more
We are the hungry Waltons
We're *silent* and we're *still*
Let Bezos take the limelight
We're worth a quarter trill'
Yes look at the man in the sky
And ask around about
why it's shaped like
Oscar-Meyer
Frankenfurter
while we crush your
brick and mortar
Save money. Live better. WALMART*
it's literally the best one. and the fact that im watching them for my business journalism class..lol
@@aidankeys8534 WHY IS IT IN A GERMANN ACCENT. I NEED TO KNOW
@@manjotbali8985 It's intimidating. But it should have been a Southern accent, or more specifically an Arkansan accent.
@@stuartwalker273 it’s hilarious
_"Going the extra mile for your work"_
Most ppl: stay late to finish a project
Daniel: becomes Vodou Priest, conjures a spirit & binds it to human hair Vodou doll
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Oh my gosh dude, I need a part 2 to this
Omg, these videos are gold lmao. thank you for making these videos,, and thank you youtube algorithm for the unexpected recommendation.
“Just google it! Yeah!”
Bing: *mental breakdown*
Breakdown breakdown
“We put down the target dog” jeezus Christ
Also the Walmart one is the best objectively
did they?
These are also my two favorites
@@Mo-wn5il no, they gave the dog to a SGT and his family unfortunately he escaped and was caught an put down by animal control
I want another one of this!!
Could you do more of these, this is gold
“Save money, live better, Walmart!!” Is probably my favorite thing from this video
We are the hungry waltons
@@bricklord5017 we’re silent and we’re still
@@ked49 Let Bezos take ‘ze limelight, ve’re vorth a quarter trill
@@phoebusapollo8365 yes look at the man in the sky
@@Trooper_ChloeM and ask around about vhy it's shaped like Oscar-Meyer Frankenfurter
"Just google it" is such a bop. I'd listen to an extended version of that song...
Yes!
Please
*Bing it
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NO BING IT BING IT
1:05 as a Spaniard I can say Daniel is fluent in Spanish and has a perfect accent
I WILL LIGIT HEAR MYSELF SINGING WALMART UNDER MY BREATH
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO MUCH
HOLY SHIT YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF DUDE. MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF YOURS BY FAR! (Donde esta el banjo KILLED ME LMAOOOOO)
Baño*
baño*
@@kigamezero8636 he's still technically right. A lot of keyboards don't have easily accessible accents.
@@OfficialYondoth true. I thought about that, but just wanted to make sure.
Also, just as a fun fact, you can type a "ñ" by holding alt and then typing 164 on your numpad.
@@OfficialYondoth Banjo and baño are two totally different words.
Daniel, bruh, imma need an extended version of the Walmart jingle my guy! 🔥🔥🔥
@@olivia4651 What... the heck?
@@Malakaiser the bots are storming the comment section. Grab your rifle, the resistance is preparing for battle.
0:23 This would also be a banger of a jingle for Grindr as well
These are all my favorites and killed me- Adding it to my playlist!
"Welcome to CVS!"
"Why are your receipts so long?"
"Idk, we're just told we have to say this:
🎵Our receipts are long because they contain unanswered prayers from hell!🎵
AAAAAAAAAA"
Lmao
It’s true though
The walmart jingle, is just a cinematic masterpiece, i could watch the whole musical about it
Absolutely obsessed with the Walmart one. I really wish it was longer!! It sounds fantastic!!
I’ve literally rewatched this 20 times 🤣
The Google bing battle ballad is possible the most accurate representation of their competition, I've ever witnessed.
🤡
0:37 This one is the best and deserves a longer song. It's even better because in my business journalism class, we got to choose companies to follow and I'm doing Walmart XD.
We are the hungry waltons.
We're silent and we're still.
Let bezos take the limelight.
We're worth a quarter trill.
Yes look at the man in the
sky and ask around bout why
its shaped like oscar-meyer
frankenfurter while we crush
your brick and mortar.
Save money live better WALMART*!
Why did I do this
I‘m sorry but the millisecond of the CVS scream at that timestamp made this funnier than I think it should have been
@@onlykflow fr
@@onlykflowLOL😂😂😂
The description for this video is hilarious ❤😂
we need full versions
Daniel: "Donde esta el baño?"
Me: Totally relatable
XD
Where's the bathroom
me after eating any fast food
Thank you I was wondering what that translated to
@@ked49 In fact "Donde esta el baño?" means "Where is the bathroom", which he said in perfect Spanish
The weird smile at "I'm a dad now, Daniel" was delightfully creepy.
What’s creepier about it is that while I was reading this, I got to the point of the video
@@olivia4651 let's*
@@sera6196 r/madlad
I love you dude! You make happy in my life
I want a full version of the CVS one
Honestly, the Walmart song, extended and adspted could be a very nice working class revolution song! The vibe is gread
I want a full song of the Walmart one. I really like the piano part.
0:29 got me DYING!!!! The scream was just so random and unexpected! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
CVS: our receipts are long because they contain unanswered prayers from hell 😈 *monotone Screaming* makes me laugh every time😂
I was convinced until the Golden Arches appeared, that “we won’t tell anyone that you came” was going to be an ad for Archive of our Own or Wattpad 🤣
The only people not ashamed to go there are those who love the Kissing Booth, After, and overall fanfiction...I'm not being wrong when I say 'the majority' does that
Exactly, like no one needs to know what we do on there
That Domino's one was... painfully accurate.
2:40 R-RICK! IS THAT YOU!
I NEED A FULL VERSION OF THE WALMART ONE!
I hate the cosmic irony of being stuck in a Taco Bell drive thru line, to see a new video from Daniel Thrasher, decide to watch it to pass the time, and the thumbnail is the Taco Bell logo. Thank you for the great video.
the google one was so fucking good, I'd love a full version but honestly everything you do is great. thanks and keep up the good work!
I loved this video keep up the good work
We need a part two.
The Walmart one omg- the Oscar-Meyer frankenfurter part was too much of a bop for its own good.
0:30: "Crap, the CVS commercial's on. Somebody, quick, turn down the volume before--"
0:36 is my mood 24/7 honestly. lol
Please make a full version of the Walmart one, I’m begging you!
“Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone you came”
“Donde está baño”
This is just Daniel roasting fast food companies
middle school spanish class did me good in understanding that
@@KarateLauren what does it say?
*me crying cuz I am procrastinating on Spanish homework and contemplaying why I took Spanish in college as a Comp Sci major* : w o r t h i t
@@Ki-vo9mu Where is the Bathroom?
Uhm, I just realized that “donde” has an accent mark on the o lol
I’m not seeing enough people talk about Walmart’s that was a masterpiece and I. Want. More. Wow
But why the German accent, I don’t get it ?
@@ilovenycsomuch I don't get it at all, but the beat was just supermusical. If that is a word.
This one was my favorite
Ve are za hungry valtons, vere silent and vere still!
0:45 oh my God, the ending is so adorable
Amazing. A masterpiece. BEAUTIFUL I LOVE THIS.
1:06 post credit jingle: DIARRHEA NOISES INTENSIFY!!!
This is awesome!! YOU are hilarious!! Thank you for making the sweet content!
Ok... honestly? One of the best videos Daniel has ever made. I am absolutely crying right now XD. The McDonalds one was so accurate.
Domino's slander will not be tolerated here, Daniel Thrasher Musicboy
Can I just say - I actually LOVE Domino’s lol they’re really out here leveling up for us
dominos is the best lmao
domino's supremacy
ALL HAIL DOMINO'S! ALL HAIL DOMINO'S! ALL HAIL DOMINO'S!
im gonna get a dominos now
TIMESTAMPS IN CASE NO ONE ELSE HAS DONE THIS YET:
0:00 - Apple Song (Sustainable Phones for Sustainable Homes)
0:10 - Microsoft Song (Weird Little Tablets)
0:17 - Twitter Song (Twitter Song)
0:22 - McDonald's Song (You're Disgusting)
0:29 - CVS Song (Our Receipts Are Long...)
0:37 - Walmart Song (Walton Family Anthem)
0:57 - Amazon Song (Underpaid Pee)
1:03 - Taco Bell Song (Donde Estás El Baño?)
1:07 - Facebook Song (Here Is An Ad for That Thing You Talked About Yesterday)
1:12 - Domino's Song (Domino's)
1:17 - Netflix Song (Please Watch Our Shows For The Love of God)
1:29 - Target Song (Spot No!)
1:37 - Instagram Song (Get A Divorce)
1:53 - Google Song/Bing Song (Just Google It)
Didnt laugh so good in a long time thank you daniel!
Dude, you're one of the most talented pianists I've ever seen