Battle Tendency OST: Propaganda (Lyrics + Translation)

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  • The best JoBro's theme, with German Lyrics + translated to English
    - yes I spelled "Edge" wrong, and now I'm annoyed
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  • @rau1488
    @rau1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4214

    Stroheim: Man is evil, Man must become stronger and eviler
    Pillar men: *AaAYayÄYä*

    • @pascalsoll4622
      @pascalsoll4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Kars: 𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓅

    • @redify9758
      @redify9758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No, stronger would be Starker, nice joke btw.
      Correction: Stronger would be Stärker. Thanks for correcting me.

    • @dankpotato8585
      @dankpotato8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kakyoin theme: *_heroic sound_*

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dankpotato8585 he's a Legend

    • @lvateinn8258
      @lvateinn8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@redify9758 Stärker

  • @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595
    @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5554

    Pen: **Made in Germany**
    Me:

    • @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595
      @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      These lyrics describe Hitler's rising
      on being a supreme leader 😂😗😎

    • @mcguinnessboi8247
      @mcguinnessboi8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Stroheim!? But how are you here?! You’re right in front of me!!

    • @Necrodzentelmenel1
      @Necrodzentelmenel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      German pens are finest in the world.

    • @sleepingflower.
      @sleepingflower. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      :)

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      szary gosciu Laugh in ibm atomic size pen

  • @nUt_
    @nUt_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6635

    "Holy shit Kars is going to kill Joseph!"
    *"Der mensch..."*

    • @elanon666
      @elanon666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      "OH THANK GOD, HE'S HERE"

    • @gojihead3195
      @gojihead3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@elanon666 THANK GOD THE (german soldiers) IS HERE

    • @ajduwhdd3406
      @ajduwhdd3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      " *Der mensch ist böse* "...

    • @jeremyjoestar9443
      @jeremyjoestar9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@gojihead3195 top 10 phrases i thought I would never said in my live

    • @defaultuser6959
      @defaultuser6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "THANK GOD THE GASSERS ARE HERE!"

  • @cannabishornliu6119
    @cannabishornliu6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3119

    The Virgin Santana:
    -Dies by a reflection of sunlight
    The Chad Stroheim
    -Survived a grenade straight to the face

    • @stevefrommincraft3285
      @stevefrommincraft3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      survives kars but dies at stalingrad

    • @hipskydiver7394
      @hipskydiver7394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Santana is still alive. He is turned to stone and researched on by the speedwagon foundation

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@stevefrommincraft3285 by a soviet stand user

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Nombrenooriginal Russia moments

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Nombrenooriginal also we met again

  • @Euthyphros
    @Euthyphros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5362

    when the quiet kid in the class takes out his mechanical arm

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      A collective 'oh shit' ensues throughout the entire fucking school

    • @ilikewomen8367
      @ilikewomen8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      jesus christ what's that
      profile picture and name fit perfectly with your comment.

    • @alegzx
      @alegzx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I had the same face as your profile pic when i read your comment.

    • @jiajie4885
      @jiajie4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Doitsu no kata owah sekai ichiiiii

    • @malvivente426
      @malvivente426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When the quiet kid hums this in class while polishing his robotic arm and then clicks his fingers and yells "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" and blinds over 75% of the class present with a UV light.

  • @ganonmain907
    @ganonmain907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3625

    Joseph telling stories of his younger years to josuke

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      "and then i crashed the plane in a volcano..."

    • @guilhermecavallari5881
      @guilhermecavallari5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@mihaiioc.3809 and send Kars to space

    • @ganonmain907
      @ganonmain907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Josuke eats caeser salad josuke:hey old man you want some
      Joseph: shiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzaaaaa
      Cough cough cough

    • @ganonmain907
      @ganonmain907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Around the time when your sister or step sister holly your nephews mom married a japanese man thats when i got jealous and cheated on your step mom and thats how i met your mother

    • @imsoasian.1717
      @imsoasian.1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Josuke: okay boomer

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4158

    Ah yes, my favorite genre of music: *N I E T Z S C H E A N P H I L O S O P H Y*

    • @victormatyiku6685
      @victormatyiku6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How so?

    • @rebelblade7159
      @rebelblade7159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@victormatyiku6685 Lyrics include his quotes from what I have heard

    • @uri9528
      @uri9528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      what I see? a MAN OF CULTURE

    • @breddie_is_rookie
      @breddie_is_rookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Nietzsche denied any -isms from his ideas

    • @Fllipy
      @Fllipy ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, co opted Nietzsche, nazis really dumbfucked him

  • @smallpp8891
    @smallpp8891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "The victors write the history books"
    Which is why they omitted the fact that German soldiers helped put down an ancient Aztec god smh

    • @emyscarlet
      @emyscarlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol indeed

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      On a serious note history really is full of liars, and true history is so much more interesting than the truncated and heavily editorialized parts that they teach in schools. Like did you know there was a legit humanitarian Nazi who called out the atrocities commited in Nanking, you won't learn about him in any conventional history textbooks. Gotta oversimplify morality for the plebs lest they start thinking for themselves.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @I wanna be a samurai John Rabe.

  • @samgafford2371
    @samgafford2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    The Virgin Ironwood
    Vs.
    The Chad Stroheim

    • @MiggehA1
      @MiggehA1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      by Ironwood do you mean from RWBY?

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@MiggehA1 exactly! That Ironwood is a real wet noodle I tell ya

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chaplain Mihgros The Wrathful maybe he meant iron wood as in iron man

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wrytard3876 no. No. IronWOOD

    • @xenowarrior282
      @xenowarrior282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@wrytard3876 I like how he even confirms that he was talking about Ironwood from RWBY and you still misinterpret it

  • @mafilzikaplay7615
    @mafilzikaplay7615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5146

    when you are rejected by the art school:

    • @amgism
      @amgism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      "Proceeds to conquer all Europe without any militar knowledge" just to show off lol

    • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
      @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@amgism Hello God can you give me life
      so you can enter art school?
      yeeeess
      actually proceeds to conquer Europe like a boss

    • @scarceboy3430
      @scarceboy3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@amgism His generals who invented the blitzkrieg: NEIN NEIN NEIN!

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Hitler: Welp, I guess it's Genocide time *becomes a political*

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The Art Teacher: 0:50

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    Part skippers will never know the sheer joy we felt when Joseph was close to dying and this theme played full blast

    • @oberlurch-handimations8628
      @oberlurch-handimations8628 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Thank god the, Cyborg Nazi is here!

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      So true

    • @gianluco
      @gianluco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Every time I heard the first words I bursted out laughing, I love Stroheim

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@oberlurch-handimations8628JoJo is probably the only show that unironically makes you go "Thank god, the Nazis are here."

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      JoJo: The only anime where ominous german chanting is theme of GOOD guys

  • @spooky_lxix9042
    @spooky_lxix9042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5503

    Stroheim and Speedwagon should get their own JoJo part

    • @LORDSofCHAOS333
      @LORDSofCHAOS333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      True 😏

    • @yellowman7718
      @yellowman7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Speedwagon’s adventures in ogre street and Stroheim fighting on the front lines of ww2

    • @darkflash3593
      @darkflash3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      If you think about it then the 2 arnt that different. Both had a dark past but then helped a jojo the best they could and most importantly: DEUTSCHE WISSENSCHAFT IST DIE BESTE DER WELT!!!

    • @waterbottle8161
      @waterbottle8161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i can hear your pfp...

    • @ghetmaythangattenmadailoan5965
      @ghetmaythangattenmadailoan5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Stroheim actually have his own comic which is called "Sunset Justice"

  • @jeat8986
    @jeat8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9826

    My guy polnareff still in a wheel chair and this man is literally a gundam

  • @Wabinator
    @Wabinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4823

    Stroheim: Gets injury which would kill any mere mortal like every time he's on screen
    Also Stroheim: So anyway i started blasting

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      My granduncle was a german infantry men in ww2 from 1939 to 1945 and had a habit to get sorayed by mg bullets and keeped going on.He died 1945 when he rescued his younger brother he got shot twice with a PTRS .Ps the brither was dead already and he was on a shit ton of drugs and used his mg as a club quite scary to be related to such amonster .Obviosly i am Stroheim fan.Because i can kinda see how he represents my granduncles exceot they wanted to protect the people at home and nothing more

    • @ThiccRat-Chan
      @ThiccRat-Chan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@peterwolf8395 well that escalated quickly

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ThiccRat-Chan true but its pretty scary

    • @alexdias4319
      @alexdias4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@peterwolf8395 He was a "German" cyborg

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@peterwolf8395
      I now see why my ancestors were so scared of the German people they advocated the territorial dismemberment and genocide of Germany. Guess the religion.

  • @JinKazama5799
    @JinKazama5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Teacher: "Today we will learn about German history"
    Jojo fans:

  • @syouji185
    @syouji185 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    Fun fact: Stroheim from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was super popular among the fans that they made Germany into a real country

    • @maxim-gross8203
      @maxim-gross8203 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      yeah thanks to jojo fans i can live as a german

    • @Aurora-bv1ys
      @Aurora-bv1ys 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      They even recreated the Nazis

    • @Wandering_Weeb
      @Wandering_Weeb 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Aurora-bv1ysbut it didn't turn out very well

    • @martinlacunza5250
      @martinlacunza5250 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Wandering_Weeb The rest of the world wasnt ready For jojo 😔

    • @Kukiso-em6ht
      @Kukiso-em6ht 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's true and I only get paid 50€ to play one of them

  • @bcgazero6472
    @bcgazero6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20298

    when youre the protagonist's friend and your theme is more dark and menacing than the antagonist

    • @impazie
      @impazie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

      Anything is more dark than the pillar men's theme

    • @bcgazero6472
      @bcgazero6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

      @@impazie except for the jojos themes

    • @ghirahimlefabuleux8984
      @ghirahimlefabuleux8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

      @@impazie Yet nothing is more menacing than to hear Aztec dubstep as three immortal buff men obliterate their opponents.

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@ghirahimlefabuleux8984 KING CRIMSON

    • @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339
      @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Yeah more like anti hero theme but all aside sometimes i want to see an intimidating protagonist sometimes well if i ever watch anime sometimes

  • @luxxious4134
    @luxxious4134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9259

    1930’s technology: ah yes cyborg
    1990’s technology: the best I can do is wheelchair

    • @shamtor7287
      @shamtor7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      wait was part 5 in 1990? i thought it was like 2010 lol i feel dumb now

    • @luxxious4134
      @luxxious4134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      Shamtor The last obama defender nah I think it was early 2000’s but when polnareff was attacked I’m pretty sure it was late 90’s

    • @youraverageteaenjoyer.
      @youraverageteaenjoyer. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oof

    • @saturnosaturn6526
      @saturnosaturn6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Part 5 is in 2001 i think

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      The wiki said that part 5 takes place 2 years after part 4, and part 4 was 1999, so part 5 is 2001 you should fix your comment

  • @sillybilly2796
    @sillybilly2796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Strohiem is definitely one of the best written characters

    • @LORDSofCHAOS333
      @LORDSofCHAOS333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He is so underatted considering that he helped jojo grandpa .
      To fight a freaking god on a volcano .
      Like damn

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Definitely one of the best written nazis.

    • @shotaaizawa1206
      @shotaaizawa1206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      he geniunly is a fun character
      and surprisngly nice

    • @parkeryeager8622
      @parkeryeager8622 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      God damn right he is, he's a product of GERMAN TECHNOLOGY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

  • @aidanshea5942
    @aidanshea5942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Disney now: "We fully condemn Fascism (Unless China is doing it)"
    Disney in the 1930s:

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      China is Commie, not Fash

    • @larba7542
      @larba7542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fduranthesee
      China just pretends to be communism.
      If you look closely, you will find
      Actually fascism.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The China part is quite accurate.

    • @joaovitor10yearsago
      @joaovitor10yearsago ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean, that one donald duck short that people shit so much on for showing donald as a nazi was actually an anti nazi propaganda, wich was shown at the end of the episode that everybody probably didn't see

    • @TovKafur
      @TovKafur ปีที่แล้ว

      Not every dictatorship is Fascist lol. Fascism is defined first and foremost by a modernist attempt to reshape society in image of long-past times, like Mussolini tried to reform the Roman Empire, Hitler taking inspiration from old Reichs and Germanic paganism, and so on. This is not what Chinese do at all. Please stop using Fascism as term for every regime you don't like, it ends with Putin calling Ukraine Nazi because... uhhh... everyone hates Nazis right?

  • @YUH-uf8df
    @YUH-uf8df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    Pillar Men: Our theme is the coolest theme of Battle Tendency!
    Stroheim: *nein*

    • @perfectlysaneman6386
      @perfectlysaneman6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *nein*

    • @marshallbernarte8216
      @marshallbernarte8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Honestly, both are badass. Pillar Men's theme mainly gives me the vibe of someone who is going to kick your ass, while Strohiem's gives me the feeling of no matter how much you try, you will never succeed in making him buckle a knee.

    • @domenicodjjsjdjdjd8327
      @domenicodjjsjdjdjd8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@marshallbernarte8216 if i heard stroheim theme i would be pretty much dead

    • @conradpham
      @conradpham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I shit you not, Wham theme (Burning Colosseum) and Kar theme (Avalon) is tad better

    • @bruderalligator9608
      @bruderalligator9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@conradpham DAS IST VERRAT

  • @donbasuradenuevo
    @donbasuradenuevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Jojo: The only series where one can say "Thank goodness the Nazi are here".

    • @youmadbro9402
      @youmadbro9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I also said that when watching the ww2 documentary

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Cristofer Andrade Interestingly enough there was a a nazi who actually called out the crimes against humanity perpetrated in Nanking and is still considered something of a folk hero in that region. History is weird like that, just like humanity.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GodOfOrphans History is just a conglomerate of perceived views and interpretations. Some of them are facts, but who can definitely say what exactly George Washington as an example was thinking? Maybe he was a despicable murderous madman? Could be. Noone knows, and if someone could know, it´s just their own view, not necessarily a fact. The same reason why a nazi can be perceived as a folk hero in a certain region in the world, or why Africa is seen as this poor war-ridden country that´s being helped instead of it being sabotaged and plundered by its perceived "saviors".

    • @Sh1ryyu
      @Sh1ryyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youmadbro9402 hold up

    • @geto-the-goat
      @geto-the-goat ปีที่แล้ว

      I fell like this is stolen but I’m not here to judge

  • @MayKelvin0806
    @MayKelvin0806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    _“Sorry, I think you're not good for being a painter”_
    *That Austrian kid born in 1889 :*

    • @222Cooler
      @222Cooler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that was the year jonathan died lmao wtf.

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The lyrics are quoting Nietzsche.
    _The lyrics are literally fucking quoting Nietzsche._

  • @jalilsalomon5587
    @jalilsalomon5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12123

    Imagine you go to Argentina to investigate if nazis truly hid there, and mecha Hitler appears behind you as this theme plays in the background because you discover too much

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      Then Doomslayer appears and defeats Mecha Hitler

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      @@mik3191
      Then B.J. Blascowicz and D. Slayer yeets mecha Hitler's rotting corpse into space with Kars

    • @kurapikakurutabr
      @kurapikakurutabr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      But you have a stone mask, and turn on a vampire...

    • @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but
      @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      I'm Argentinian, should I investigate further?

    • @willhem5668
      @willhem5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Si loco me paso ayer

  • @tamago31017
    @tamago31017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    This theme is SEKAI ICHI!!!!

    • @paulchan171
      @paulchan171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      IT'S DEUTSCHE NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

    • @GresSimJa
      @GresSimJa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      BRRRAAAAAKA MONO GA

    • @karenguardian4301
      @karenguardian4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@GresSimJa DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA SEKAI ICHI

    • @Akogiri
      @Akogiri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew weeb

    • @TtheWhimsical
      @TtheWhimsical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1k likes to you. No problem.

  • @_b001
    @_b001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I like how he pops out of nowhere and steals the moment is every episode he's present, awesome character.

  • @th3ra83
    @th3ra83 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Virgin Caesar
    -Have family Issues and Revenge Issue
    -Died by Divine Sandstorm while his body pretty much intact
    -Needs Hamon to be relevant
    Chad Stroheim
    -Literally helps and form a bond with Joseph despite their status formerly as enemy
    -Explode himself to fight Santana and still lives and become a literal one man army
    -What is Hamon? German Technology is the best

  • @illtakethatasacompliment5839
    @illtakethatasacompliment5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5506

    Not gonna lie, I liked him almost as much as I liked Joseph.

  • @Krisxx8_
    @Krisxx8_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    "I promise I won't get political"
    Me after 2 drinks :

    • @alejandroespinoza5680
      @alejandroespinoza5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      *SEKAI ICHI*

    • @zeno.7519
      @zeno.7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Either becoming nazi cyborg or american dojyaan president

    • @memroli5919
      @memroli5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@zeno.7519 *confused scream*

    • @jtarokujo6462
      @jtarokujo6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@zeno.7519 i prefer american cyborg dojyaan nazi president

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got you to 1000th like

  • @louisgantengsedunia4597
    @louisgantengsedunia4597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Imagine if stroheim succesfully take over stalingrad

    • @hunterfox3734
      @hunterfox3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If in that reality diavolo died, it is canon

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hunterfox3734 we won’t need Diavolo to suffer anymore with the power of D4C

    • @zforzorro8956
      @zforzorro8956 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Storheim as Fuhrer

    • @ernestorivas3764
      @ernestorivas3764 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wolfenstein, but with stands

    • @user-co3uc8vt7e
      @user-co3uc8vt7e ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ernestorivas3764
      Stand user: B.J. Blazkowicz
      Stand name: [WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]

  • @Arman-sr2gu
    @Arman-sr2gu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Hits different for a german who is studying engineering.

  • @Katsuyami_
    @Katsuyami_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    Sombody: Stroheim is a terrible character
    Me and the boys: *propaganda plays*

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Somebody: Uhhh, did I say “terrible?” I meant, “terrifying...ly awesome?” Heheheh...I’m in danger.

    • @yoyosposting9606
      @yoyosposting9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If i hear someone saying that, there is just one answer...
      *YOU UTTER FOOL¡*

    • @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595
      @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you 😎

    • @larry9493
      @larry9493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If someone says strohiem is a bad character I will go out of my way to beat them up like how Jotaro beat Steely Dan

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me talking to that somebody who talk trash about Stroheim:
      You need to mouth shut

  • @masonald7959
    @masonald7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4663

    People Learning French : "hon hon oui oui pee pee"
    People Learning Spanish: "aaaayyyy papi"
    *People Learning German*

    • @mcmuffin0339
      @mcmuffin0339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      as a person that speaks spanish the "AAAAAAAAAAAAY PAPI" make me laught xd

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      *O U I O U I*
      *P E E P E E*

    • @love_games_studio
      @love_games_studio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      As an Polnareff, i feel offended
      Je vous présente votre meurtrier, Silver Chariot.

    • @fucsiasquid
      @fucsiasquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      DER MENSCH, IST BÖSE

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      People learning Japanese: *insert Yoshikage Kira self-introduction

  • @LastsBobaTea
    @LastsBobaTea ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I would love to see a JoJo spinoff about Stroheim’s life and adventures

    • @Wandering_Star_Dust
      @Wandering_Star_Dust ปีที่แล้ว +59

      JoJo's War Crimes Adventures

    • @karaltar7914
      @karaltar7914 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah yes the adventures of ww1 and ww2

    • @H-H777
      @H-H777 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wanna see who was that beast that managed to kill stroheim in stalingrad

    • @fantchaisoda
      @fantchaisoda 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I wanna see him fighting in Poland!

    • @LastsBobaTea
      @LastsBobaTea 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@H-H777 A Soviet Cyborg drunk on a couple liters of Vodka armed with Kalashnikovs and a 31.5 caliber main cannon of a Soviet T-34. Shielded from the harsh Russian winters and bullets by a thick barbarous bear cloak carved out of brown bear hide.

  • @Hexic920
    @Hexic920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I'm still wondering how Germany managed too lose world war 2 with engineering like this.

    • @azvamethia9274
      @azvamethia9274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The Power of Russian Vodka

    • @davector3743
      @davector3743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Enemy stando

    • @budala3831
      @budala3831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They couldn't realy make a full cyborg body, but their engineering was awesome.

    • @whatanuke5822
      @whatanuke5822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A lot of alcolholic russians

    • @user-wu8dg7cp1r
      @user-wu8dg7cp1r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Our engineering was better, by the way. Cheap to produce, yet effective designs. Engineering is not about overcomplication.

  • @allmachtigervater8313
    @allmachtigervater8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

    Hitler after he realized that he is a jojo reference

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      I still wish Stroheim had an appearance in Part 3 with a stand called "Rammstein"
      But once again Stalingrad ruined my hopes
      *sad german noises*

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DefinitelyNotEmma I really wish he survived and went to Argentina or something like that

    • @jamvously7170
      @jamvously7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@DefinitelyNotEmma Well I mean, he got killed by a Soviet Stand User, which is kinda a badass way to go.

    • @diophobe4958
      @diophobe4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jamvously7170 so there was a stand user in the 1800's!?!?!?

    • @blazingtrs6348
      @blazingtrs6348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@diophobe4958 there have been stand users for thousands of years

  • @ushakova3101
    @ushakova3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18356

    I was taking course in German history... Our teacher didn't mention the Nazi army helping the British to defeat Aztec gods.

    • @conansoepic948
      @conansoepic948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

      Man, your teacher clearly doesn't know his history.

    • @Anon-wh4ou
      @Anon-wh4ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +955

      I read some article about Nazis searching for portals to OG-Aryan-land so they might have fought Pillarmen and Hellboy.

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      I did German at GCSE, and we had to know a little bit about the history, why didnt my German teacher tells us about stroheim, when I went to Berlin in 2018, we learnt quite a bit about the nazi's and what the did, but it never mentioned them fighting Aztec gods.

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      She's ENTIRELY WRONG

    • @bigspidermangamer7538
      @bigspidermangamer7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      because that didn't happen you idiot 😂

  • @Grievous_Nix
    @Grievous_Nix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Other anime side character themes: *some heroic "power of friendship" theme*
    Stroheim's theme: literally uses a huge metal sheet for percussion

    • @diegobascurdeacosta6413
      @diegobascurdeacosta6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fu...

    • @icycold7952
      @icycold7952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@diegobascurdeacosta6413 go

    • @Milcoya-pw8dp
      @Milcoya-pw8dp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@icycold7952NO, I GOT SPOILERD!

    • @joelsasmad
      @joelsasmad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also literally songs about mankind being evil

  • @footballnotsooccer600
    @footballnotsooccer600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jokes a side the most underrated jojo character his development was great and he was really entertaining to have around.

  • @martinbaraldilobe3334
    @martinbaraldilobe3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8913

    I like how stroheim being a "good guy" sets how evil the vilains of the series are.

    • @michawrona593
      @michawrona593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      Whamuu isnt really evil tho

    • @slavojnini
      @slavojnini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +923

      @@michawrona593 wamuu is a semi-good guy imo. At least he isn't such a dick as Kars

    • @TheJoker-pr5oh
      @TheJoker-pr5oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

      @@slavojnini not really good but no evil hes just respectable

    • @mr.ogrelord9311
      @mr.ogrelord9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      Michał Wrona
      Whamuu is lawful evil

    • @slavojnini
      @slavojnini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@mr.ogrelord9311 could you please explain what does that mean? I've seen things like chaotic good and shit all over internet and I still have no idea how it works

  • @winterweasel425
    @winterweasel425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8801

    "Man is evil and will become better by becoming eviler" sounds like an awesome villain motivation

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

      This is basically Sith philosophy.

    • @winterweasel425
      @winterweasel425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      @@dankovskimark4540 and the Sith are awesome.

    • @leverite6127
      @leverite6127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@winterweasel425 hell yeah! Vader is badass

    • @winterweasel425
      @winterweasel425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I have 69 likes
      Nice.

    • @leverite6127
      @leverite6127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@winterweasel425 not anymore

  • @pikosapikos13
    @pikosapikos13 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Literally, the greatest and most reliable side protagonist there has ever existed in the entire Jojo arc. I never thought I would ever end up to look up proudly at a Nazi's questionable actions he may have done during his lifetime, lmao. At least, until comrade Stroheim changed , by assisting our hero, Joseph Joestar in eliminating three *literal Aztec gods.* He's the definition of PURE MENTAL WILL* personificated. An absolute war machine, an ideal WW2 soldier. Not even losing half his lower body managed to defeat him from fulfilling his purpose. He came back incredibly stronger as a cyborg, specially built and engineered to fight against the Pillar Men. He was a noble man, proud of his dedication, loyalty to his purpose and to the German Nation. He wasn't necessarily a good person and may believed in the aryan race but he still fought for the ENTIRE humanity and deep down, we know he'll be remembered for that amongst us fans. A geniusely written character. He was evil but lawful and put aside his differences with the people he should consider his enemies due to the WW2, in order to fight together for a bigger cause, mankind's survival. Utterly brilliant. He even felt devastated when he considered Joseph dead. Talk about character development. He had guts of steel. Both literally and figuratively. A LITERAL UNIT. "So lechre Ich..."
    50% machine, 50% human, 100% soldier, *100% German.*

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      More like 80% machine.
      When he returns back as a Cyborg, his arms, legs and lower torso is fully mechanized. Dont forget the machine gun in his stomach.
      After that, his left eye is shown to be mechanic as well.
      At the time he dies, which is the battle of Stalingrad, He has 4 weapons stripped to his back, meaning only human part he has left is probably his brain.

  • @Scionmaster5213
    @Scionmaster5213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If it wasn`t for him being the good guy, this would be a prime example of a villain theme.

    • @ridab7741
      @ridab7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JOLYNE?? What are you doing here??

  • @rudolvonstroheim7747
    @rudolvonstroheim7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9623

    My theme is like german science...it's the best in the World!

    • @succerberg84
      @succerberg84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die Beste der Welt !!!

    • @officejetpro365x3
      @officejetpro365x3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      We can do what ever we want!!!!

    • @Unertl28
      @Unertl28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Danke von Strölhiem

    • @saul2046
      @saul2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Sekai Ichi!!!

    • @buki232
      @buki232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      YES IT IS!

  • @sirius6738
    @sirius6738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    Did you know that technically, the nazi salute is a Jojo pose ?

    • @iaminyourwalls2211
      @iaminyourwalls2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Everything is a jojo reference. This is hopefully common knowledge by now

    • @ipoopthecar6506
      @ipoopthecar6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      The very fact that the Universe exists is a JoJo reference

    • @extravirginoliveoil2
      @extravirginoliveoil2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      hitler is a jojo character

    • @samuelmoravcik3401
      @samuelmoravcik3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Being Nazi is Jojo reference

    • @diobrando1155
      @diobrando1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@samuelmoravcik3401 hej nejsi náhodou čech

  • @mrsk.
    @mrsk. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    WE NEED AN OVA ABOUT STROHEIM!

  • @Cazzi382
    @Cazzi382 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    1:20
    i rewinded this part like 17000 times.
    I love how when a group is singing, you can just hear certain people absolutely stand out in certain parts.
    I could not get enough of that one guy's high note saying "damit" and also the whole way they pronounced "seite", it was beautiful

  • @reptilian9201
    @reptilian9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    When you think about it, Stroheim lost at least 5 legs in his life.

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      He said that he would sacrifice 2 or 3 legs to end with the pillar men problem
      He truly was a hero

    • @jaytheartman610
      @jaytheartman610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      and yet he never managed to skip leg day

    • @davinky7595
      @davinky7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      part 1 and 2 characters: *loses 3 limbs and loses half of his head* tis but a scratch
      other parts: owe hole on me tummy wummy

    • @Mrsrandomwhat69
      @Mrsrandomwhat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      F in the chat boys for his poor legs

    • @Mrsrandomwhat69
      @Mrsrandomwhat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

  • @virulentMachine
    @virulentMachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    what if you, wanted to become the ultimate lifeform, but germany said "DER MENSCH IST BÖSE"

    • @theheadacheking4869
      @theheadacheking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      well actually germany enabled Kars to become the ultimate lifeform, however unintentionally.

    • @oom-1828
      @oom-1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s when you send ZE DICKER MAX

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad thing is in germany jojo isnt really popular

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      godza die zahl der nazis steigt in Deutschland immer höher

  • @furiousstudios4438
    @furiousstudios4438 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “German science is the greatest in Za Warudo”
    *the madlad tried to warn us*

  • @pikachu241
    @pikachu241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When your theme is more eviler when the main villains theme:

    • @shivajidhawale5475
      @shivajidhawale5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's see. The universe-No. 'Cause pucci reset it. Dogs- Araki kil them. World war- No this is the theme of the world war II. Zipper-No Sticky fingers. lol I give up.

    • @icycold7952
      @icycold7952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shivajidhawale5475 what?

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you gonna ignore Kars GODLY theme?

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5302

    Stroheim was MVP through the whole arc. Even death and dismemberment didn't stop him.

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Would have been great if he had any actual fights or was useful in the slightest

    • @user-fz2ef6ls2k
      @user-fz2ef6ls2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Joseph killed three pillar men and sent one to space.He is real MVP

    • @magunsbovin5158
      @magunsbovin5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I heard a rumor that Stroheim was killed by a stand user in the battle of Stalingrad

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@magunsbovin5158 killed at Stalingrad yes, stand user I don't know of that's confirmed or not

    • @smbxxer
      @smbxxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@BrendenTait8858 It is, Akari said it lol

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9246

    Broke: Imagine if Caesar was in Part 3.
    Woke: Imagine if Stroheim was in Part 3.

    • @dominicmesser2425
      @dominicmesser2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

      Stroheim with a stand would make any villain obsolete due to his sheer power.

    • @Mr.milestone
      @Mr.milestone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      He would be like 90 though

    • @dominicmesser2425
      @dominicmesser2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

      @@Mr.milestone he's a Nazi cyborg, with his German science (the best in the world) he could probably find a way around aging.

    • @OsamaKhan-we7xi
      @OsamaKhan-we7xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Imagine if he is the main character of every Jojo bizarre adventure

    • @goldendoor7456
      @goldendoor7456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      @@Mr.milestone actually 83. He was 33 in Battle Tendency

  • @eermirosemh8339
    @eermirosemh8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *"WW1 is the war that will end all wars"*
    Germany 21 years later:

  • @aymen_b1267
    @aymen_b1267 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Europe: "enjoying life"
    Hitler:

  • @ShinkinNoMakai
    @ShinkinNoMakai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4268

    This all happened because a boy was rejected from art school

    • @ricardothebestpillarman6509
      @ricardothebestpillarman6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah :)

    • @brunodimaggio9946
      @brunodimaggio9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @H M Idiota

    • @disgustingweeb
      @disgustingweeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and you wanted to become rich

    • @deviousN
      @deviousN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *DIO!*

    • @dldobaggins368
      @dldobaggins368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      actually, hitler's hatred towards jews sprung from him being rejected by a jewish girl, so that means that hitler had one hell of a grudge

  • @kallekulmala1876
    @kallekulmala1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "Did you die?"
    Stroheim: "Sadly yes.... *BUT I LIVED*

  • @humanfrommars882
    @humanfrommars882 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    germany doesnt use alien technology, aliens use german technology

    • @craftihlow69
      @craftihlow69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a german i can tell you that there are no aliens.
      The aliens are just ultimate lifeform germans.

    • @humanfrommars882
      @humanfrommars882 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craftihlow69 gonna send this to the fbi

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Most Jobro themes: light and cheerful
    Stroheim:

  • @Dxmonika
    @Dxmonika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    When your DNA Test says that you are 1% german:

    • @mirnaacosta6125
      @mirnaacosta6125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Am 1 percent german
      100 PERCENT STROHEIM

    • @lightsabercollector3096
      @lightsabercollector3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that means youre 1% nazi

    • @eptah1054
      @eptah1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lightsabercollector3096 perhaps

    • @eptah1054
      @eptah1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @nightmare night he was complimenting u

    • @Linux_MissingNo
      @Linux_MissingNo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @nightmare night yeah right grandpa, let get you back into Argentina, you aren’t supposed to be in Germany!

  • @massimozanini8909
    @massimozanini8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Stand user: Rudol von Stroheim
    Stand name: GERMAN SCIENCE
    Stand ability: is the finest in the world

    • @keimura
      @keimura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SEKAI ICHI!!!!

    • @jjmc4678
      @jjmc4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember I made a custom stand for him, I think it was called "heil Hitler dir" which if I remember was a Nazi Germany song to Hitler

    • @GhostxHours
      @GhostxHours 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      [STAND NAME]: Rammstein
      [STAND USER]: Von Stroheim

    • @metatron6366
      @metatron6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Power: German Science
      Speed:German Science
      Presicion: German Science
      Potential: German Science
      Durability: what do you wait? SEKAI ICHI, is the finest science
      (German Science means in Taka Taka The World Finest technology)

  • @ablueguy5867
    @ablueguy5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Oh thank god the nazis are here!" Is what i actually said at the end of the part

  • @shawerful5209
    @shawerful5209 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    His theme is basically "guys you maybe like him, but dont forget, he is evil"

  • @APanda_V.1
    @APanda_V.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18460

    Stroheim :
    - Is German
    - Speaks Japanese / English in the Dub
    - Was in Mexico with an English man
    - says "SpeEedwaGOnnn" with a french accent
    - Has fought a *Column Fellow* in Switzerland / Italy with a 19 year old British man
    - dies at Stalingrad
    *Mr. WorldWide*

    • @yoyo5158
      @yoyo5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Spidevagone !

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Jolyne: amateurs!

    • @qwertygoyle5921
      @qwertygoyle5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Maybe the French accent that part was supposed to hint that he (or his family) origenates from elsace lothraine, a area that switched between german and French teritory quite a lot (such as 1690s 1871 1919 1940 and 1945)

    • @neonplays9294
      @neonplays9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@qwertygoyle5921 can you maybe S H U T alias loringhen is german

    • @mykull9646
      @mykull9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      this could mean Polnareff is Stroheim reincarnated. I mean, they both have flat tops too. And they both upgrade somethin of theirs. Strohiem, his body and Polnareff, his stand.

  • @signacio13
    @signacio13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    No one can forget Stroheim's epic entry when he saved Joseph from Kars' subordinates

  • @Gemsverse
    @Gemsverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I’ve came back from hell!”

  • @JorgeGarcia-gi8iq
    @JorgeGarcia-gi8iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    When the doctor says that you need a mechanical prostetic arm

    • @somerandommexican5681
      @somerandommexican5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And your I. Germany

    • @stolaslikestea6169
      @stolaslikestea6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And they send you to Germany.

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stolaslikestea6169 if I was a German cyborg I would retake the Rheimstain base in Germany and form the Tecno-Germanic Empire and Nuke Italy and Allie with Japan

    • @buzzlightyear6960
      @buzzlightyear6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This might be relatable to someone

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@v.7726 but wasn’t Italy also an ally of Germany in World War 2? Also I’m pretty sure Germany is already allies with Japan

  • @BorizzTheFemboy
    @BorizzTheFemboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    If you listen close enough you can hear Poland screaming in fear

  • @Iamageh
    @Iamageh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Only Jojo could make a literal Nazi a absolute chad

  • @oom5768
    @oom5768 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Its funny that the lyrics alone are more evil than most media villains but whenever you hear this theme in Battle Tendency you know things are going to be alright for the protagonists a bit.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    1:33
    GERMAN BASS LINES ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *literaly doom theme*

    • @choobowquay
      @choobowquay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Davie504 has entered the chat*

    • @m_473
      @m_473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@valhalanguardsman2588 Reminds me of Wolfenstein New Order too.

    • @toforei
      @toforei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that was sick

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      random imperial guard inhuman frequency

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3198

    The virgin smokey:
    Does nothing
    Not a quality Jobro
    Doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique
    The Chad Nazi:
    Assists in defeating the main villain
    Quality Jobro
    Follows the Joestar Secret technique

    • @lavander5473
      @lavander5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Actually your wrong about the “doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique”. While Joseph was fighting Straits, Smokey told him to keep running instead of fighting him. Plus, Smokey ran with Jojo. Thus, he actually doesn’t despise the technique.

    • @daffa7369
      @daffa7369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Actually smokey is a Chad since he become Obama

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@daffa7369 True 😂

    • @lenschwedt9646
      @lenschwedt9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Fianly, after 15 year i finaly found it.
      Obama last name
      Obama Smokey

    • @agentwolfo101
      @agentwolfo101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lenschwedt9646 technically it would be Obama Brown, but still funny non the less.

  • @antichthon3597
    @antichthon3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Stroheim would've showed DIO the power of German science and eradicated him if he was in Part 3 and had a stand

  • @koolkidsklub5032
    @koolkidsklub5032 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    araki has some interesting ways to show how evil the villains are.
    example: making the Nazis good guys by comparison.

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    German scientist: So you want cybernetic enhancements?
    Stroheim: Ja.
    German scientist: Okay. What enhancements fo you want?
    Stroheim: *Ja.*

    • @amgism
      @amgism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      DEUTSCH NATURWISSENCHAFT IST WUNDERCHÖN!!!

    • @jesshillary4891
      @jesshillary4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol "ja" means yed

    • @Rocco1506
      @Rocco1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Spanish laugh be like: Ja

    • @amgism
      @amgism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Rocco1506 portuguese "already" be like: já

    • @homiecreeper197
      @homiecreeper197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *JA*

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4518

    The Virgin French science: Can’t even make good enough legs for walking. Note this was in the early 2000s.
    The Chad German engineering: Literally reincarnated a man as a cyborg after he blown himself up and made that man a literally walking weapon. Note this was during the 30s.

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      The German science is just much better than french science

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Fleur YES of course

    • @awol6574
      @awol6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What french science is everybody talking about??

    • @alexanderkarvos6728
      @alexanderkarvos6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@awol6574 Pollnareff's prosthetic legs

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Arya Majumder science in franc is bad in all fields of science

  • @WeAreBlank18
    @WeAreBlank18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I wish I could see his final battle on Stalingrad.

  • @SuitorASMR
    @SuitorASMR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I always heard it as "So Lebe ich" which would make sense
    considering he is a nazi cyborg brought back to live to fight in WW2

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5251

    Stroheim: Helps Joseph defeat the Pillar Man and is quite a reliable guy despite being a literal nazi
    His theme song: *M A N I S E V I L*

    • @duskthegamer4129
      @duskthegamer4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      technically it translates to the human is evil

    • @phucphangiatoan4873
      @phucphangiatoan4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Human is evil
      -A cool Chinese dude back in the Spring and Autumn period-

    • @SixesSeven
      @SixesSeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      schnitzel

    • @primalreversion7034
      @primalreversion7034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I wouldn’t call him respectable. I’d call him a villain in any other story, but an ally by circumstance here.

    • @sakoz7650
      @sakoz7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@primalreversion7034 He did kinda save the world from Tesla's Kars. Although he did die in the line of duty somehow and the Germans never won WWII

  • @megacreeper3004
    @megacreeper3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    When the medic dominates the entire enemy team on tf2:

    • @theunforgivensoldier4137
      @theunforgivensoldier4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can imagine the medic with his team behind him on upward just walking towards the last red which is a heavy and after finding said heavy medic becomes super buff and then lifts him up after shooting him to one health with the cross bow and then kicking him off the cliff in a cinematic way

    • @bayross3562
      @bayross3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THAT WAS NOT MEDECINE!

    • @icewalker1185
      @icewalker1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHA WHAT A BLOODBATH!!!

    • @shadowgamming3887
      @shadowgamming3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FFFFFFOOOOOLL!

    • @GamingwithRama
      @GamingwithRama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FFFFFOOL, GERMAN MEDICS ARE THE FINEST IN ZA WARUDO

  • @Sen-eb7jc
    @Sen-eb7jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Currently taking German duolingo classes, the day I can understand what the lyrics mean will be a good day.

    • @user-dh3ei8ff1p
      @user-dh3ei8ff1p 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you understand it now?

    • @Sen-eb7jc
      @Sen-eb7jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kaori Miyazono I mean words like mensch and böse I noe from this song but words like ist Der and und are from duo, (unfortunately this song ain't about family or greetings ;-;)

    • @Killertiller01
      @Killertiller01 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sen-eb7jc late but the song in a nutshell is basically about Stroheim being evil lmao

  • @gridlock2958
    @gridlock2958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My uncle walking into the living room after hearing us have a minor political discussion

  • @toofuntimefreddy896
    @toofuntimefreddy896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    When you watch a Volkswagen commercial.

    • @kingturt2112
      @kingturt2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hitler directed the program that made the beetle like the car

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kingturt2112 that pretty much in the name "Volkswagen". Which means car for the people.
      As of the Käfer, the correct name in English is the VW Bug. The beetle is the modern variant.

    • @mlgredpanda7654
      @mlgredpanda7654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      German science is the best in the world!

    • @_tabctrlaltsupr_1632
      @_tabctrlaltsupr_1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @megathot3734
    @megathot3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    I'm not kidding when I say that this literally helped me get an A in my German class

    • @memepower641
      @memepower641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      r/madlads

    • @emmtea108
      @emmtea108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@memepower641 subreddit linker on TH-cam

    • @raizer1946
      @raizer1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Stronheim would be so proud of you

    • @lelegold4178
      @lelegold4178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how
      the grammar is terrible

    • @schoolstablet100
      @schoolstablet100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lelegold4178 the quotes are wrote by a literal german

  • @FatrickAteman
    @FatrickAteman ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine being an average soviet soldier having to fight Stronhein, must have felt like an irl boss fight.

  • @giovanni.de.oliveira
    @giovanni.de.oliveira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ngl his theme is really underated

  • @Wroxal
    @Wroxal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    When you realise Germany is a JoJo reference:

    • @lenschwedt9646
      @lenschwedt9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My life is a JoJO reference

    • @schrodinger6051
      @schrodinger6051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lenschwedt9646 j a w o h l

    • @jup9618
      @jup9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      everything is a jojo reference

  • @rudolvonstroheim7733
    @rudolvonstroheim7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2968

    What I love the most is that David Productions actually had the lyrics in German

    • @majorscipio7222
      @majorscipio7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      What is even more genius is that the lyrics quote Nietzsche when he talks about the 'Übermensch'.

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@mollyeee2384 very far off actually, eniugh ti understand but you can definetly tell, how they pronounce stuff lick ich as ish instead of ick is the most obvious tell

    • @kingdomofentertainment5513
      @kingdomofentertainment5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@mollyeee2384 I'm German and I don't even understand a single Wort cause of the accent lol

    • @failure3653
      @failure3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This is what ppl cant understand...
      David Productions has nothing to do with OST, its all belonging to Taku Iwasaki the composer, the studio was just a union of staff

    • @sgt.mcmuffins6912
      @sgt.mcmuffins6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kingdomofentertainment5513 while listening to it in the anime, I couldn’t understand it while Stroheim was talking. When I listened to this just the soundtrack by its self that’s when I noticed that it was in German and it took me 5 listens to notice it

  • @darkfinst889
    @darkfinst889 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As a german i never understood what they did say, now i understand it all

  • @themusicalgamer9450
    @themusicalgamer9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how if a JoJo fan just casually brought up that they love the theme of the protagonist’s friend who is a nazi german cyborg people would be very concerned

  • @rishabhlalvani1809
    @rishabhlalvani1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure battle tendency is the only show that makes you go "Thank god the Nazis are here"

    • @stardustboi5309
      @stardustboi5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Someone is going to Take that Out of context

    • @tophatbob7571
      @tophatbob7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are there no russians

    • @dowowowowowow7878
      @dowowowowowow7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @that bizarre JoJo fan part 8

    • @mossyrocks1096
      @mossyrocks1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smokey and Speedwagon sitting on the sidelines like: y’know if the pillarmen weren’t here right now we’d be dead meat right now

  • @spectolder8536
    @spectolder8536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8528

    The fans: C'mon, Stronheim aint that bad, he helped to save the world!
    Stronheim: **OFFSCREEN WAR CRIME INTENSIFIES**

    • @malum1424
      @malum1424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

      Araki does this alot where a character will have a totally different personality after their first encounter with the JoJo of the part
      Speedwagon: from London street rat robbing people to basically robin for Johnathon
      Stroheim: nazi to cyborg hero with balls of steel before they got blown off
      Polnareff: edgy revenge story to polnareff
      Rohan: licking spiders to koichis dad
      Buccaraitti: face licking mad man to mommy of the group
      I. S e n s e. A. P a t t e r n

    • @spectolder8536
      @spectolder8536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      Well, except nothing in Stronheim's behavior indicates that he stopped being a Nazi. Still the ultra-right "Deutschland Uber Alles" worldview, still the low regard for safety of the people around him, unless they matter. The fact that he realized the vampires to be the bigger threat and cooperated with a neutral power to ensure his country's safety didn't stop him from going to Stalingrad.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      That's why he's the best :D

    • @mindblower8774
      @mindblower8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@malum1424 hermis: a thief
      Gyro:executionar.
      Yashuo: tooru's ex (part 8 main villan)

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      *Murder of Mexicans is not considered war crime, Spec Tolder confirms - more at Five*

  • @Baby-Snatcher
    @Baby-Snatcher 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    -buff German man
    -has robotic body parts that rival strength of thousand year old vampires
    - fought god and won
    -*LOSES A FIGHT BETWEEN GUYS WITH GUNS*

  • @sneedymcdeedy6526
    @sneedymcdeedy6526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah JoJo, the only place where the bloodthirsty Nazi can be seen as heroic when compared to the main antagonists

  • @DanilaTheBeast
    @DanilaTheBeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1620

    When your history teacher talking about German's experiments in XX
    Girls: that's scary
    Boys: wow...
    The german boy in class:

    • @Foxdidnothingwrong
      @Foxdidnothingwrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Jewish kid: why do I hear boss music

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Foxdidnothingwrong nice

    • @sigynfoxy69
      @sigynfoxy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The history freak in class that can draw:
      my time...it has come

    • @christianandresschafer1269
      @christianandresschafer1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The kid of Poland : Gues I will die

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The japanese kid from Hiroshima: **exist**
      The american kid:

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Battle Tendency in a nutshell: a british, and a German fight ancient Mexican Aztec Demi-Gods in Italy while all are speaking Japanese... oh yeah, and there's Caesar

    • @josephjoestar9703
      @josephjoestar9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      SHIZAAAAAAA

    • @user-si5vp6ud1w
      @user-si5vp6ud1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Italian salad speaks japanese before dying by a rock

    • @canalmuitofodadoedu9142
      @canalmuitofodadoedu9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And theres a *FUCKING GIANT ROCK ON CAESAR*

    • @philsmiles879
      @philsmiles879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and the brit lives in murica

    • @Slendrguy
      @Slendrguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then a t-posing rock crushed ceasar

  • @poweroff1225
    @poweroff1225 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    is it just me or does my left arm rise at a exactly 45 angle when i hear this song

  • @Jayneko
    @Jayneko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Stroheim is my favorite character from part 2, ive watched jojo multiple times and every time Stroheim shows up and his badass theme starts playing it's always an amazing moment
    in my opinion he has one of the best theme songs out of anything ever

  • @im_nottelling_my_name_8832
    @im_nottelling_my_name_8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Someone: (Insert JoBro name here) has the best theme song
    Strolheim's theme: YOU UTTER FOOL

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA

    • @Yes-if8jg
      @Yes-if8jg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GERMAN MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @commissar_of_h0mophObia
      @commissar_of_h0mophObia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stroheim's theme is better than Giorno's theme
      Change my mind.

    • @liamdammon4120
      @liamdammon4120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean....BRRRRRRAAAAKKA MMMMOOONNNNAAGAAAAAAA

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@commissar_of_h0mophObia no need to change your mind, because you're right