unironically for that horrible tuxedo, the tie by itself would be okay in many semiformal situations (my dads job made him wear ties and he collected many terrible ones in protest that were way worse), and the jacket by itself could be worn to a convention, weve all seen those guys and loved their fit. those pants should not exist tho
I've seen how consistent CJ can be.. So 2 minutes into the video, I just have to assume that he just really wanted some bad Mario merch and was throwing in situational bonks just to have a reason to buy some.
You should do this again sometime! It'd be fun if all the links were from Esty, and other small business sellers next time (but of course, cursed Wish products aren't entirely unwanted either.)
I got those piranha plant slippers as a Christmas gift a few years ago. The foot cushions were indeed just hard styrofoam. They just were not wearable until broken in over several months, and I literally mean “broken in”.
That Mario suit is so damn gaudy, Jesus lol I have to say, for the most part, chat did manage to pick all the ones that were either the best item, or at least the funniest; a lot of the times with these kinds of videos, people tend to vote for just the most ass-backward, shitty, useless items ever. Not that cjya needed ANY of these items, of course, but, all-in-all, it could have gone much worse.
9:18 I really, really hope people weren't being that much trouble. This was a very funny challenge and video, it would be sad if everyone was making it a pain (Great as it is, though, I can imagine it was fairly expensive. Don't feel like you have to go overboard! Your videos are great because of you, not just the challenges you're doing!)
That suit is actually from Opposuits, which is a company originally from the Netherlands, but more specifically from the village I live in. In fact, the pineapple suit I'm wearing in my pfp is from the same company^^
I hope you do this again. These ordering stupid stuff video’s are always great. Maybe next time, remove the Mario only restriction and allow anything. It could make it even more entertaining
New idea: Make a timer for 20 minutes or more and if you say "the" in that time, you reset the timer. You win when the timer ends. You can do whatever you want in that time. (Except for saying the obviously)
I'm actually sad that the Piranha plant slippers didn't show up. Those genuinely looked kinda neat.
I agree
They could eventually idk. I ended up getting them as a gift from someone and they're so dang silly
I actually own them, and they surprisingly work really well!
Same they looked so cool
I even have them on as I'm watching this video!
so now that you have that suit, time for another quiz show.
I was thinking the same thing!
True
3rd also lol
My first thought as well. Suit is drippy as hell.
Hell yea!
“Nintendo, you can either literally nail Waluigi to a cross or you can just put him in smash.”
Nintendo: “Say no more.”
Can’t wait to see the stories about him in 2000 years!
Let us remember Waheeeji sacrificed himself for our sins@@DaTimmeh
At least we have the Waluigi Smash raps.
unironically for that horrible tuxedo, the tie by itself would be okay in many semiformal situations (my dads job made him wear ties and he collected many terrible ones in protest that were way worse), and the jacket by itself could be worn to a convention, weve all seen those guys and loved their fit. those pants should not exist tho
Yeah! Funny ties are always cool
When my dad was marrying my mom, he had a mickey mouse tie to match my half brother's mickey mouse vest
gotta get cj nominated for the streamer awards next year so he can roll up in that suit
u have 2 more days
the suit is unironically fire
time for another cj gameshow
I think it's a requirement that any future live Mario events CJ does, he has to wear the suit.
Rewatching this when i have mariokart uno
I love that the mario plushie is described as "a little scuffed" in the product name
I actually have the "Periodic Table of Mario" shirt lol. My grandmother bought it for me though I don't really wear it much anymore.
Same
I have a grey one I bought at walmart many years ago.
Doesn't even fit me anymore lol.
hearing cj's voice gradually getting more distorted was great
IKR that was soo funny and i kept rewinding it
The most shocking thing about this is the price of bald Mario
I’m pretty sure it’s because it is an error plush, but I may be wrong.
@@LachyDachySachy I feel like someone just cut off his hat and listed it as rare lol
15:49 That bowser plush is actually the design for bowser in the 1989 show "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!".
i was so worried the suit wasn't one of the ones that arrived omg
I've seen how consistent CJ can be.. So 2 minutes into the video, I just have to assume that he just really wanted some bad Mario merch and was throwing in situational bonks just to have a reason to buy some.
You should do this again sometime! It'd be fun if all the links were from Esty, and other small business sellers next time (but of course, cursed Wish products aren't entirely unwanted either.)
next video: "BEATING MARIO IN A SUIT, 1 BONK = 1 MORE SUIT PIECE ADDED"
At least scrungly Mario and scrungly Luigi are both together in postal service purgatory
I like how his hair changes colour during the video
I'm so sad chat didn't pick the Mario crewmate plush. Shit would've been so 🔥
I got those piranha plant slippers as a Christmas gift a few years ago. The foot cushions were indeed just hard styrofoam. They just were not wearable until broken in over several months, and I literally mean “broken in”.
Really? That’s unfortunate, they actually looks cool
Based on how he started this run I guess he wanted to buy some crappy merch and needed the excuse
To scuffed Luigi and those dope Piranha Plant slippers
Gone but not forgotten
Rest In Peace 🤘
That Mario suit is so damn gaudy, Jesus lol
I have to say, for the most part, chat did manage to pick all the ones that were either the best item, or at least the funniest; a lot of the times with these kinds of videos, people tend to vote for just the most ass-backward, shitty, useless items ever. Not that cjya needed ANY of these items, of course, but, all-in-all, it could have gone much worse.
9:18 I really, really hope people weren't being that much trouble. This was a very funny challenge and video, it would be sad if everyone was making it a pain
(Great as it is, though, I can imagine it was fairly expensive. Don't feel like you have to go overboard! Your videos are great because of you, not just the challenges you're doing!)
I love the editing and music choices for this video! It was all executed really well.
shout out to the guy who said there was a leaked video of CJ bonking
*another video title * mario hits his head and becomes scuffed
That suit is actually from Opposuits, which is a company originally from the Netherlands, but more specifically from the village I live in.
In fact, the pineapple suit I'm wearing in my pfp is from the same company^^
My life has no meaning until scrungly Luigi arrives...
Well, buying something on Wish makes my head bonk. Guess i have to keep buying stuff!
You should wear that suit to the cinema and when they ask you what film you want tickets for, you ask for a ticket to Guardians If The Galaxy Volume 3
The entire video I was just thinking “heh, new *bonk* city” and thought that I was so clever until cj said it.
15:50 That is actually a variant of Bowser. But he is mostly known as King Koopa. He’s from the weird Super Mario Bros Super Show (and the other ones)
Thr fact that it's called a Waluigi Crucifix and not a cross means it is designed specifically so it be presented in a church on an altar.
5:44 "aka oh no awgh god i'm aw man i'm so scawsh geez kingdom" lmao 😂😂
Cj beating mech in under an hour: this is slow
Me beating sand in under an hour: WOOOOOOO
This is the funnisest video unboxing bonking challenge I ever seen. You are the best super mario odyssey youtuber (after Smant).
The bowl got me rolling bro😂😂😂😂😂
I hope you do this again. These ordering stupid stuff video’s are always great.
Maybe next time, remove the Mario only restriction and allow anything. It could make it even more entertaining
IM WEARING THOSE SLIPPERS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
honestly the death should not have counted as a bonk 💀
the irony that both brothers from i suppose the same place didnt show up lol
This is gonna be a banger like always
I was not expecting the sign to say “women”
Damn CJ kinda rocking that brown hair.
I wanted crunchy Mario and Luigi :(
I'm so glad for you that the 112$ suit showed up. I'd be irrate if I ordered something like that and it just not show.
"I need to stop bonking" - I keep hearing it while tabbed out and getting really confused
I actually wore that Mario suit to my school’s homecoming lmao
Cj we immediately need a picture of you in the Mario suit with the phiranna plant slippers, ultimate drip
i actually have the mario air hockey. its pretty cool
This is the DEFINITION of rushing making it go slower
Man, we almost got a full outfit.
Suit and Shirt check, just needed the undies and slipper and bam!
The “bowser” was king koopa from the show
8:18 My cousins just bought that for their game room.
For people who haven’t seen the old Mario show, the king koopa plush at the end of the video I completely accurate! That is king koopa!
CJ: "Why am i playing so poorly" more like my wallet is gonna be poor after this challenge
New idea: Make a timer for 20 minutes or more and if you say "the" in that time, you reset the timer. You win when the timer ends. You can do whatever you want in that time.
(Except for saying the obviously)
2:15 AAAH MY GRANDMA HAS THAT I REMEMBER PLAYING WITH THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AAAAAH
hopefully the scrunglys arrive soon 🤞 🥺
The ONE TIME money is on the line, cj bonks immediately✨
the King Koopa plush being based off the 3 time used design that CJ said wasn't real hurt a little
I'm so glad I submitted the Toadsworth plush, I didn't think that one would win
3:16 Fun fact: This sign is a reference to a quote from the Simpsons episode "Lisa's Rival".
Edit: I think
I love the waver voice, it’s so goofy
I have that bobble figure!!! It was a toy given at McDonalds at the time with Happy Meals!!! It's been so long!!!
Thank you for joining the Waluigi church
These are all pretty good but dabbing Luigi is slept on ngl
SHEEEEEESH BRO'S ALL DRIPPED UP WITH THAT TUX AND SHIRT!!!
4:20 I bought that suit for my junior prom I still have it in my closet. It was my favorite moment from my junior year of high school.
You got a $120 suit for a junior prom
@@Kyulnjir yep I bought that exact same Mario suit for my prom
Woah i had a bad day But a CJ upload makes it 100x better
Ya know, a REAL challenge for a Super Mario Odyssey speed-runner is to beat the game normally not gonna lie
CJ*Bonk*YA
Chat was on it with this one
I can't believe that neither the skrungly luigi or the scuffed mario showed up that's so sad
My favourite TH-camr! A toy reviewer!
Next: if you bonk, you go down a mario game (time wise, 64 being last)
did Skrungly Luigi ever show up :(
We need cj to do another subathone
rip scrungly luigi. he was the realest
I came across this video when I was looking for videos that violate TH-cam's scam policy.
The only reason they were picking those specific items is because it costs more.
sometimes
Mario Jenga and Mario Kart UNO actually have different rules
"we need to stop bonking" bonks
3:32 looks like he’s wearing cat ears
I had that Mario bobble as a child when it was new..
9:30- 9:59 bro doesn’t understand that his pain is our entertainment
10:53 hey I actually have those
9:59 It was the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks ❤😂
Should do it that next bonk challenge is every bonk means having to get 1 shine in sunshine
There's no way the Piranha Plant slippers sales didn't skyrocket because of this video
You are speedrunning crushing your heart and expectations
4:31
It’s cool to see that you’re collabing with Squeex
10:55
Fun fact: those slippers are Squeex’s form of birth control
Dang no fire plant slippers now those were cool
5:17 that one Idris Elba meme be like
The slippers not arriving makes me very sad🥲
Now do every time you die in Mario odyssey, you buy things off of Amazon
The editing for this video was so funny
Petition for a stream with him trying 100% the game in the suit😂 (that includes dark and darker side)
I actually have that Mario wheel! I painted it green and made it Luigi lol. It works great for small people like me!