5:11 and I'm actually laughing out loud! Love his quick quirky wit, often times even taking Stephen Fry by surprise! That has to be the most rewarding achievement on QI.
Bill and Alan were a great panel, to keep Jimmy and Jeremy silent for so long, you know they were on fire. "Steven... now... I've got a question about farts..." I love Sandi, but I miss Alan and Steven together.
Indeed ! Although I think we also have to give props to Jeremy and Jimmy for recognising that Bill and Alan were on a roll and let them surf without interrupting !
If Carlin and Williams were still alive it would have been outrageous. I'm not sure there's anyone in the USA who could be on the level of Stephen Fry though. Sad to say.
@@rainydaylady6596 You would be surprised the amount of British television programmes that have tried to be replicated in the U.S that have more than often failed before even a pilot.
@@AleCharlie I think part of the problem is that your TV allows swearing. Other than damn or hell series here have to make up swear words like frak or gorram. Plus, it's the level of intelligence of the UK folks and the UK humour itself. I've never seen the USA version. Can you imagine how angry Trump would have been over some of the jokes about him on our TV? Lol it would have been glorious. 🤭🖖💕
Just experienced my biggest laughs in several months watching this, especially right at the end. Ah, the joy of Alan and Bill being on an improvising roll and keeping Clarkson and Carr apparently stunned into silence.
Unless you have open wounds in your digestive system, like an ulcer, drinking snake venom won't kill you. Of course, it's not easy to know if you've got any open wounds, so it would be unwise to drink venom anyway.
It's not actually known why Ivarr the Boneless was called "Boneless". He was carried around on a shield, and the sagas recorded that he had "no bones" (because he was born cursed), but the medical reality is unknown. He may have had something like brittle bone syndrome with weak bones prone to breakage, or a hypermobility disorder (which causes dislocations and gets worse with age), or he may just have been "lame" in the legs or paralyzed from the waist down. Other ideas, that "boneless" was a euphemism for impotence, or that his Latin title "exos" meaning "without bones" was supposed to be "exosus" or "the hated", have been suggested but don't seem to hold water.
That's interesting Tjalve - since Ivar would have been an archer, is it actually possible to fire a bow well without good grounding from the legs? I would imagine that it's hard to fire a bow while sat, for instances.
You raise a good point Clarence, and the Ainu are hardly the only people to practice horseback archery either. I was imagining Ivarr sat on a chair with a back, and I think a back on a chair might interfere with the ability to move the upper body and draw a bow properly. Since Ivarr had some skeletal-muscular weakness, could he have sat down ably in a backless chair AND fired a bow? Plausibly, but I'd like to see it investigated.
In Sweden there's a saying: "Det är inte farten som dödar, det är smällen" meaning "It's not the speed that kills, it's the crash". But of course, the bad translation is "It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell" (note that "smäll" and "smell" are pronounced the same
The blood eagle was done by hacking through the ribs from the shoulder area, the lungs where then pulled out and layed out like a set of wings, hence the name. Naturally the victim would be alive during the procedure.
First came across the "blood eagle" myth in University when studying medieval history. Seems to be an example of Viking propaganda as, to date, there hasn't been any physical evidence that this actually ever happened. I absolutely love history, gives one so much to talk about when queueing for benefits!
I read and saw a couple documentaries regarding this, and it was described as having the ribs opened from behind (i.e. cut open on the back) and the lungs spread either side of the spine to resemble wings, hence the name. So not sure why Fry said from the chest.
Douglas, I thought so, too. A lot of these stories were compiled by a 13th century Norwegian historian, Snorre Sturlason, who, I'm sure, did his best, but isn't completely reliable. I found his book in my parents' bookshelf - and read about the blood eagle - when I was ten. Which, in hindsight, might have been a tad young age.
@@waynemarvin5661 You make a good point. I propose the National Treasure Triumvirate: Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey and James Acaster. I welcome suggestions for additions.
The quote is attributed to how Ragnar (the old boar) was killed by King Aelle. His sons (the little piglets) banded together and formed 'the great heathen army' which invaded England, to avenger their father.
@@dyingsun23 True, but the best would be a relaxant just before that had as a core a nice dose of a hallucinogen that would kick in just at the end so you'd forget the physical experience. Kind of like how children used to get a lollipop.
@@LynxSouth I was semi-conscious during my colonoscopy. At one point I looked up at one of the large TV screens and asked if that was me on the inside. I was told it was and my thought was "Cool." I never felt a thing. But Alan asking about farts leads me to the post colonoscopy experience in the recovery room. You clean yourself out with the powerful stuff Stephen was about to mention, so they can get a good look at you. To help this, air is pumped into your colon. Well, eventually that air has to escape. All you hear in the recovery room is the sound of breaking wind. Fortunately, since everyone is clean on the inside, there's no smell.
But I'm pretty sure all the proctologists would go on strike. Far too many patients running naked down the hallways with expensive camera cables dangling behind them yelling "I'm a hippogriff, Harry!"
I looked up Janus Stark because it ran a vague memory bell and the very first article mentioned that the author of the article was reminded of the character Janus because Alan Davies mentioned him . . . . . . and now you'll do the same because of this comment.
QI Series K was filmed in 2013, but the Vikings episode with the blood eagle scene was in series 2 and aired in April 2014. So while it's likely the guy in the audience does watch Vikings, it's not why he knew what Stephen was talking about.
The Blood Eagle, eller "blodörn", is a well known, mythologized, viking practice which most history and fantasy fantasts and your average Nordic school child probably knows about (I sure did well befor any tv-shows).
It fascinates me that they had never heard of Regnar Lodbrog when they have previously impressed me with knowledge about english kings. But then i realized that they must obviously have grown up with those stories in the same way that we in scandinavia grow up with the norse myths. I never realized that was the reason ^^
Oh my. It's rare that they make two mistakes so close together. Ragnar Lodbrok (Hairy-Breeches) was not a king, but a viking and adventurer. He was also semi-legendary and my not have ever actually existed. If real then he was, according to the stories, the _son_ of a king, but he never wore a crown himself. The Eystein of whose sculpted portrait they showed a picture is not Eystein Halfdansson Fart -- who is also semi-legendary and of no known date; recorded only from 10th century skaldic poems and sagas -- but a firmly historical King Eystein Magnusson of Norway who ruled in the 12th century alongside his brother Sigurd the Crusader.
Also for some reason they think that 'fart' is the modern Norwegian term meaning speed, but it isn't, it's an English translation of Old Norse fret which definitely means fart in the gassy sense. So three mistakes! Although I've noticed that isn't uncommon when they stray into areas I know a lot about, which makes me wonder how accurate it is at other times
Also: The Blood Eagle is performed by opening the Ribs on the back, not on the front, putting the Lungs onto the shoulderblades. And: as somebody else already pointed out: Steven didn't correct the Poisonous / Venomous mistake.
I mean, the word 'fart' does exist in Norwegian, to the joy of English-speakers everywhere... it just isn't what is meant here. Incidentally in modern Norwegian he's called Øystein Fjert
The Cashier... you got that backwards too didn't you? He said on the front. You mean they open the ribs on the back. Right? Or has "The Vikings" series taught me NOTHING?!!
+thanksfernuthin Mainly Wiki, but yes. Besides that opening them up at the front is physically not really possible. The point of the Blutaar is to let the person live as long as possible. If you hack the ribs off at the back, directly next to the spine, your axe will hit pretty solid and not traumatize the organs and tissue below. If you try hacking them off at the front you will put extreme force on the organs and are probably more likely to break the ribs than anything else.
Actually for a Viking blood eagle, the ribs were broken from the back and the lungs taken out and spread out behind the victim, so they looked like bloody wings.
Laughed my Aus off at this, brought back memories of when the family went to Germany to visit my uncle who was based there with the Army, I just remember one day we were driving about and my Grandad just came out with "what are all the signs that say arse fart for?" I'll never forget that.....
He described the blood eagle wrongly. It was done through the back of the rib cage, as the lungs were then laid on the back/shoulders like eagle wings.
How in the fucking hell did that conversation go from royal epithets to superhero powers to heart surgeries to taking a TON of drugs when someone goes in for a colonoscopy? That is possibly the funniest bit of conversation I've watched recently that made no sense at all 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hate to be pedantic but at the same time I’m not sure as Stephen might have been correct. But the word for bone and leg in Norwegian are the same, so the “ice legs” might be a mistranslation and supposed to be “ice bones” which would make sense as the blades of the first ice skates were made out of animal bones, but ice legs also fits well!
3:21 did Stephen just take apart his glasses in the middle when he removed them or am I seeing things? Are glasses like that normal? Surely they would be so inconvenient and keep fall off your nose
Yes, they are held together in the middle by a small magnet. There's a cord around the back to hold them on, and you take them off by using the magnet in the front to open them.
Not only is blood eagle a very painful way to die (I imagine) it looks absolutely horrific. A very frightening scene if you want to give a warning or a threat.
King Aella was the king of Northumbria at the time not England, You had the kingdom of Wessex, Mercia, Sussex, Kent, Essex, and East Anglia. All of which were separate kingdoms often fighting, King Aella just happened to be a Northern King that captured Ragnar at the time, if he even existed we don't know if he did most of his stories is based on myth.
I have traced my family history and I am descended from Ragnar Lodbrok. One of his sons, Sigurd Snake in Eye, married Aelle's daughter Blaya. Since I am their descendant and I am definitely real, therefore they must have existed. I am blind in one eye and so was my Auntie Vera. Could this have come from Sigurd?
Ragnar featured in the Kirk Douglas film the Vikings but he was thrown into a pit of ravenous wolves not snakes. Kirk Douglas played his son who, according to Qi, should have been called Ivar the Boneless.
“Very powerful-“
“Hallucinogenics.”
Holy hell, Bill Bailey kills me every time.
I was absolutely dying, imagining the patient recounting his experience with the "extra-dimensional moray eel" that opened his "fourth eye"
That must be where the stories of anal probing by aliens come from.
5:11 and I'm actually laughing out loud! Love his quick quirky wit, often times even taking Stephen Fry by surprise! That has to be the most rewarding achievement on QI.
What-If Machine - I'll just leave this here for you, then: th-cam.com/video/jPiW3V7ZJkY/w-d-xo.html
Woo-ee, I've been taken by a space octopus! 😂
Since the Norwegian for "Top speed" is maximalfart and Danish speed cameras are labelled "Fart Kontrol" I can believe the first one.
@Aslan T Vorlon further* :)
@Aslan T Vorlon Alright, probably unnecessary but called for.
Top speed is "toppfart" in Norwegian. "Maximalfart" sounds more Danish, although any Norwegian would understand what that meant.
@@DonxxSollozzo In danish the same word is used as in norwegian, although spelt a bit differently (topfart)
Fart Kontrol would be a good band name.
Bill Bailey on absolute fire here!! .. hallucinogenics, pee-hole surgery, "being taken by a space octopus" ... lmao!! The man is a treasure!!
I’ve never heard Jeremy and Jimmy be so quiet
lovely, isn't it?
Jimmy I can tolerate but thank god somone shut up Clarkson
aww poor lambs. Daddy issues?
@@Fcutdlady What's the matter buttercup? Can't you handle the truth?
Irish genetics, they are unflapped by anal humour
Bill and Alan were a great panel, to keep Jimmy and Jeremy silent for so long, you know they were on fire. "Steven... now... I've got a question about farts..." I love Sandi, but I miss Alan and Steven together.
Indeed ! Although I think we also have to give props to Jeremy and Jimmy for recognising that Bill and Alan were on a roll and let them surf without interrupting !
Yes every time Bill was on the show I knew I was in for a treat cos of the guaranteed banter between him and Alan
*Stephen.
Jimmy just looks horrified at the two of them.
Seeing Stephen laughing in the background shot of 5:14 is so nice to see. He is a national treasure.
As an American, I'm so glad we haven't tried our own version of QI.
You have
If Carlin and Williams were still alive it would have been outrageous. I'm not sure there's anyone in the USA who could be on the level of Stephen Fry though. Sad to say.
@@jank6085 We have? I must have missed it or it didn't last long.
@@rainydaylady6596 You would be surprised the amount of British television programmes that have tried to be replicated in the U.S that have more than often failed before even a pilot.
@@AleCharlie I think part of the problem is that your TV allows swearing. Other than damn or hell series here have to make up swear words like frak or gorram. Plus, it's the level of intelligence of the UK folks and the UK humour itself. I've never seen the USA version. Can you imagine how angry Trump would have been over some of the jokes about him on our TV? Lol it would have been glorious. 🤭🖖💕
Bill Bailey jumps into those conversational gaps so quickly, amazing 😂🎉
Just experienced my biggest laughs in several months watching this, especially right at the end. Ah, the joy of Alan and Bill being on an improvising roll and keeping Clarkson and Carr apparently stunned into silence.
Bill was on fire!
Nilguiri and so was his shirt.
I'm going to need the name of Bill's doctor.
whenever Bill and Alan sit next to each other its hilarious. they play off each other brilliantly
He’s always on fire it seems to me, amazingly cool guy
Bill is always on fire
Love these clips, they are a brightener to my day.
Was Janus's first name Hugh?
Madeleine PH I was hoping someone on the show would ask that lmao
The class Bart Simpson prank phone call to Moe's. LOL.
Exactly 69 likes... I want to like, but don't want to ruin the precious number.
Hugh was the middle name, and Iva was the first name. Apparently Iva was best friends with a Mr Jarrs, first name Hugh
If his power is getting into small spaces, probably not, no.
"WOOOEEEE, I'M BEING TAKEN BY A SPACE OCTOPUS!"
bit of a coincidence considering octopi can fit through very small gaps like alan's comic book character
Isn't that the national motto of Japan?
To which Royal was that epithet applied?
@@WhiteCamry Hirohito.
I've seen that anime.
That hallucinogenics line is honestly top 3 funniest things ever on this show. That killed me.
Yeah, I just had surgery and it hurts to laugh, but I couldn't stop laughing when he was saying that LOLOL!
It's odd that Stephen Fry didn't correct 'poisonous snakes' to 'venomous snakes'.
Maybe the king extracted the venom and drank it as poison?
Venom isn't poisonous if ingested. It needs to enter the blood stream.
No, but it is highly acidic and you could die just the same.
Unless you have open wounds in your digestive system, like an ulcer, drinking snake venom won't kill you. Of course, it's not easy to know if you've got any open wounds, so it would be unwise to drink venom anyway.
However, may well be worth looking into venom-based lube if you're ever out to murder your "better half."
The amount of people who can't wrap their heads around how Stephen's glasses work is staggering.
George R. Carmichael
A lot of gauss units involved.
Just as I read this he pulled them apart... I never would have noticed that lol
I knew someone with a pair like that. I want them.
BB's deadpan delivery gets me everytime.
0:30 - Why we love Alan.
Bill is absolutely on fire here haha so quick in those little gaps
It's not actually known why Ivarr the Boneless was called "Boneless". He was carried around on a shield, and the sagas recorded that he had "no bones" (because he was born cursed), but the medical reality is unknown. He may have had something like brittle bone syndrome with weak bones prone to breakage, or a hypermobility disorder (which causes dislocations and gets worse with age), or he may just have been "lame" in the legs or paralyzed from the waist down.
Other ideas, that "boneless" was a euphemism for impotence, or that his Latin title "exos" meaning "without bones" was supposed to be "exosus" or "the hated", have been suggested but don't seem to hold water.
If I remember right, Ivarr the Boneless was a renowned marksman. So it appears that it was only his legs that were damaged, and not the rest of him.
That's interesting Tjalve - since Ivar would have been an archer, is it actually possible to fire a bow well without good grounding from the legs? I would imagine that it's hard to fire a bow while sat, for instances.
@@lpsp442 The Ainu people of Japan do archery whilst riding horses, so it can't be that hard whilst sat.
You raise a good point Clarence, and the Ainu are hardly the only people to practice horseback archery either. I was imagining Ivarr sat on a chair with a back, and I think a back on a chair might interfere with the ability to move the upper body and draw a bow properly.
Since Ivarr had some skeletal-muscular weakness, could he have sat down ably in a backless chair AND fired a bow? Plausibly, but I'd like to see it investigated.
Don't we know where he was buried? We could analyze his remains. Although probably he had a traditional viking burial on a pyre or something..
In Sweden there's a saying:
"Det är inte farten som dödar, det är smällen" meaning "It's not the speed that kills, it's the crash". But of course, the bad translation is
"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell" (note that "smäll" and "smell" are pronounced the same
The blood eagle was done by hacking through the ribs from the shoulder area, the lungs where then pulled out and layed out like a set of wings, hence the name. Naturally the victim would be alive during the procedure.
I think you hacking through the ribs from the back rather than backside.
Hacking from the backside would require Janus
What does backside mean? (Not a native english spreaker)
Backside just means opposite of what is in view. Since the grammar nazis were in full force, or atleast was, i corrected it.
Backside can also mean the arse or butt
I will take the fact that this didn't even occur to me, as a win.
"What shall we name our son? I was thinking maybe 'Dan'."
"Eh, that's only so-so."
"Well, maybe just Half-Dan then?"
Considering that the meaning is literally hálfr "half" and Danr "Dane", you're only one letter off. =D
The actor who plays the Mountain in Game of Thrones is Hafþór (half-Thor).
I assume it referred to him being half Danish or something.
First came across the "blood eagle" myth in University when studying medieval history. Seems to be an example of Viking propaganda as, to date, there hasn't been any physical evidence that this actually ever happened. I absolutely love history, gives one so much to talk about when queueing for benefits!
I read and saw a couple documentaries regarding this, and it was described as having the ribs opened from behind (i.e. cut open on the back) and the lungs spread either side of the spine to resemble wings, hence the name. So not sure why Fry said from the chest.
Douglas, I thought so, too. A lot of these stories were compiled by a 13th century Norwegian historian, Snorre Sturlason, who, I'm sure, did his best, but isn't completely reliable. I found his book in my parents' bookshelf - and read about the blood eagle - when I was ten. Which, in hindsight, might have been a tad young age.
Snorri was Icelandic.
Didn't Thomas Harris mention it in in Hannibal???
fisher king yep
I love Stephen Fry but Bill Bailey is the goddamn national treasure.
There can be only one?
@@waynemarvin5661 You make a good point. I propose the National Treasure Triumvirate: Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey and James Acaster. I welcome suggestions for additions.
@@lunsj Bob mortimer and Sean lock as well
This one has put tears in my eyes at 7am. Hilarious!
How was he killed? ‘By his own trousers’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 god I love Bill!!!
Best clip ever
"How the little piglets would grunt if they knew how the old boar suffered."
new season starting at the end of this month - hype
The quote is attributed to how Ragnar (the old boar) was killed by King Aelle. His sons (the little piglets) banded together and formed 'the great heathen army' which invaded England, to avenger their father.
Kind of a shame the whole saga was summed up so quickly by Fry.
@@Vistresian1941 he barely mentioned tho and had a few incorrect facts e.g. aeller wasn't king of England only Northumbria
Lol Stephen mentioning ivarr ragnarsson the boneless while I’m playing assassins creed Valhalla in a cutscene with him 😂
Just when I thought I’d seen Bill at his funniest, the last 30 seconds of this happened. 😂😂😂😂
Nobody gets into the toilet humor faster and BETTER than this program. Well done lads!
"pee hole surgery"
Audience starts clapping
Lmao
Missed a golden opportunity for a quip "the fastest way to a man's heart is through his..."
Janus?
I was waiting for it, too.
England has a few great royal names. "Sexburga (died 699) was one of four daughters of the English king Anna."
a relevant burger van in Huaraz, Peru: farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2812641441_146b969a28_b.jpg
I think far more patients would prefer colonoscopies if only the answer were “extremely powerful hallucenagenics”
A fancy way of saying " I had to take hard drugs".
But suppose you had to take them in suppository form? That would defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't it?
@@dyingsun23 True, but the best would be a relaxant just before that had as a core a nice dose of a hallucinogen that would kick in just at the end so you'd forget the physical experience. Kind of like how children used to get a lollipop.
@@LynxSouth I was semi-conscious during my colonoscopy. At one point I looked up at one of the large TV screens and asked if that was me on the inside. I was told it was and my thought was "Cool." I never felt a thing.
But Alan asking about farts leads me to the post colonoscopy experience in the recovery room. You clean yourself out with the powerful stuff Stephen was about to mention, so they can get a good look at you. To help this, air is pumped into your colon. Well, eventually that air has to escape. All you hear in the recovery room is the sound of breaking wind. Fortunately, since everyone is clean on the inside, there's no smell.
But I'm pretty sure all the proctologists would go on strike. Far too many patients running naked down the hallways with expensive camera cables dangling behind them yelling "I'm a hippogriff, Harry!"
We should start giving our modern leaders descriptive titles again.
King Donald the Orange?
Boris the Shaggy?
Jacenda Grandteeth...?
Bloviator the Puffed would be a good one for... Hm, maybe I should come up with something more specific.
@@owensims7491 Oh my God, with the unoriginal “orange”...
i wonder how many of these titles mentioned were posthumous
Not practical, I'm afraid. We'd run out of swear words on the first day.
jimmy carr alam davies bill bailey jeremy clarkson AND stephen fry ALL on the same show at the SAME time is simply legendary
Bill Bailey is the master of interruptions
I looked up Janus Stark because it ran a vague memory bell and the very first article mentioned that the author of the article was reminded of the character Janus because Alan Davies mentioned him . . . . . . and now you'll do the same because of this comment.
Alan Davies and Bill Bailey are national treasures.
I love seeing them both have a laugh with each other during the show 👍
One of those times when the question went off the rails and yeat it was great :)
4 of the best guests. Ahaha. My stomach hurts from this episode.
Bill and Alan are fucking hilarious.
i couldnt focus after Stephen took his glasses off in that magical way
I've never seen glasses like those Stephen is wearing they're QI in their own right
This reminded me of history classes at school ...........
Ahhhh, those were the days
Guy in the audience watches Vikings
QI Series K was filmed in 2013, but the Vikings episode with the blood eagle scene was in series 2 and aired in April 2014. So while it's likely the guy in the audience does watch Vikings, it's not why he knew what Stephen was talking about.
@@cruz1ale they had another blood Eagle scene in a previous season. The one ragnar did to that traitor I think.
Quite possibly the audience member read the utterly despised by Steven Fry book The DaVinci Code, there’s a blood eagle in there
The Blood Eagle, eller "blodörn", is a well known, mythologized, viking practice which most history and fantasy fantasts and your average Nordic school child probably knows about (I sure did well befor any tv-shows).
I've just had the entire series of Viking's on Amazon Prime ruined for me
Uhm, it's history, one expect that people should know this already (at least if you live in any proximity to Northern Europe/Scandinavia).
Uhm, most of the world does not in fact live near Northern Europe/ Scandinavia, so there is that
That pause at 2:07 when Alan realises the can of worms he's about to open
0:40 steven breaks his glasses in two to take them off :o
I'm assuming they're magnetic. They look cool.
Jacob Siggery they're called Clic glasses and, trust me, Stephen is the only one who can make them cool
torbgen can concur
I rewound the clip when I saw that first, Amazed. I want a pair.
torbgen My dentist has those and your right. Only Stephen makes it look cool.
"So he farted once." 😄 Yes, and that was a momentous occasion!
'"pee-hole surgery" Bill Bailey is the GOAT.
I chose the wrong clip to watch whilst eating my lunch 😂😂😂
It fascinates me that they had never heard of Regnar Lodbrog when they have previously impressed me with knowledge about english kings. But then i realized that they must obviously have grown up with those stories in the same way that we in scandinavia grow up with the norse myths. I never realized that was the reason ^^
Laughed so hard my ribs hurt.
Oh my. It's rare that they make two mistakes so close together.
Ragnar Lodbrok (Hairy-Breeches) was not a king, but a viking and adventurer. He was also semi-legendary and my not have ever actually existed. If real then he was, according to the stories, the _son_ of a king, but he never wore a crown himself.
The Eystein of whose sculpted portrait they showed a picture is not Eystein Halfdansson Fart -- who is also semi-legendary and of no known date; recorded only from 10th century skaldic poems and sagas -- but a firmly historical King Eystein Magnusson of Norway who ruled in the 12th century alongside his brother Sigurd the Crusader.
Also for some reason they think that 'fart' is the modern Norwegian term meaning speed, but it isn't, it's an English translation of Old Norse fret which definitely means fart in the gassy sense. So three mistakes!
Although I've noticed that isn't uncommon when they stray into areas I know a lot about, which makes me wonder how accurate it is at other times
Also: The Blood Eagle is performed by opening the Ribs on the back, not on the front, putting the Lungs onto the shoulderblades. And: as somebody else already pointed out: Steven didn't correct the Poisonous / Venomous mistake.
I mean, the word 'fart' does exist in Norwegian, to the joy of English-speakers everywhere... it just isn't what is meant here. Incidentally in modern Norwegian he's called Øystein Fjert
The Cashier... you got that backwards too didn't you? He said on the front. You mean they open the ribs on the back. Right? Or has "The Vikings" series taught me NOTHING?!!
+thanksfernuthin
Mainly Wiki, but yes. Besides that opening them up at the front is physically not really possible. The point of the Blutaar is to let the person live as long as possible. If you hack the ribs off at the back, directly next to the spine, your axe will hit pretty solid and not traumatize the organs and tissue below. If you try hacking them off at the front you will put extreme force on the organs and are probably more likely to break the ribs than anything else.
Actually for a Viking blood eagle, the ribs were broken from the back and the lungs taken out and spread out behind the victim, so they looked like bloody wings.
Why is absolutely nobody talking about how Stephen takes off his glasses at 0:41??
Stephen Fry should absolutely know that snakes are venomous, not poisonous...
I was over 70 and I had both open heart and surgery through the groin.
Clarkson, Jimmy and Bill is not an easy lineup for Stephen to control
Having recently watched this bit in Vikings, I can now proclaim to be an expert.
BTW: Lagertha is BAE.
So interesting seeing this and playing AC Valhalla speaking to the sons of Ragnar
3:43 Stephen sawing.😃
5 champions in one episode
You're not hallucinating Bill, that's just your shirt you're seeing.
Laughed my Aus off at this, brought back memories of when the family went to Germany to visit my uncle who was based there with the Army, I just remember one day we were driving about and my Grandad just came out with "what are all the signs that say arse fart for?" I'll never forget that.....
Ausfahrt :-)
Stephen said 'King Ragnar' and my brain autopiloted '...the Bloodedge'.
I think I've been playing too many fighting games.
Pee-Hole Surgery - had me in stitches
The Blood Eagle (Wing) execution was done from the back. The lung were spread out hence "wings".
3:21 Stephen's glasses??!!
I believe the "Blood Eagle" was through the back. The lungs, like wings. Thus, "Eagle"
oh, "Blood Eagle", that sounds amaaaazing. show me, show me, show me!
Clarkson's face at 4:46 is priceless
"wtf am I doing here"
5:03 And this is why you never pause mid-sentence near a comedian.
from what i know there are only blood eagles in literature. there is no yet documented ceremony of that kind.
Yup that was a cracking YT clip 👍😉☮️
He described the blood eagle wrongly. It was done through the back of the rib cage, as the lungs were then laid on the back/shoulders like eagle wings.
How in the fucking hell did that conversation go from royal epithets to superhero powers to heart surgeries to taking a TON of drugs when someone goes in for a colonoscopy? That is possibly the funniest bit of conversation I've watched recently that made no sense at all 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Okay, having watches viking this is nerding me out! 😂
Hate to be pedantic but at the same time I’m not sure as Stephen might have been correct. But the word for bone and leg in Norwegian are the same, so the “ice legs” might be a mistranslation and supposed to be “ice bones” which would make sense as the blades of the first ice skates were made out of animal bones, but ice legs also fits well!
I like the thumbnail
3:21 did Stephen just take apart his glasses in the middle when he removed them or am I seeing things? Are glasses like that normal? Surely they would be so inconvenient and keep fall off your nose
I have seen this type of glasses before... don’t know the name though ...I think they use magnets 🧲
I found some online called CLIC readers ...
Yes, they are held together in the middle by a small magnet. There's a cord around the back to hold them on, and you take them off by using the magnet in the front to open them.
Not only is blood eagle a very painful way to die (I imagine) it looks absolutely horrific. A very frightening scene if you want to give a warning or a threat.
0:40 we just gonna ignore what Stephen just did with his glasses?...
So ladies now you know the way to a man's heart 💞 😂😂😂.
3:22 didnt know such glasses existed!
King Aella was the king of Northumbria at the time not England, You had the kingdom of Wessex, Mercia, Sussex, Kent, Essex, and East Anglia. All of which were separate kingdoms often fighting, King Aella just happened to be a Northern King that captured Ragnar at the time, if he even existed we don't know if he did most of his stories is based on myth.
I have traced my family history and I am descended from Ragnar Lodbrok. One of his sons, Sigurd Snake in Eye, married Aelle's daughter Blaya. Since I am their descendant and I am definitely real, therefore they must have existed. I am blind in one eye and so was my Auntie Vera. Could this have come from Sigurd?
Funny thing was, some theories say that Ivar the Boneless was called that because of his inability to have children.
Ragnar featured in the Kirk Douglas film the Vikings but he was thrown into a pit of ravenous wolves not snakes. Kirk Douglas played his son who, according to Qi, should have been called Ivar the Boneless.
I want Bill's shirt.
How many adder bites would it take to be fatal?
If you're a shrew or field-mouse - one.
Æthelred the Unready always amuses me.
You get the awesome hallucinagenics the *day of the procedure* ,Bill Bailey.
Where can I get these very powerful hallucinogenics?
Make an appointment at the proctologist.
thanks for spoiling season 5 of vikings , now i know ragnar isn't coming back thanks
Vaouse I mean, it happened a rather long time ago
You should have known this long before.
0:39 What sorcery is that?
Damn, now I got the next season spoiled for me, I haven't made it that far in yet 😭
3:12 "He was jealous of their bones"