QI Compilation | Best Of One-Liners and Zingers

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  • @jaycielle
    @jaycielle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Self-raising" is still one of the best quickfire responses to a very specific prompt I've ever seen, even after falling in love with Game Changer

    • @bast713
      @bast713 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      You have excellent taste in shows

    • @ebmusicman84
      @ebmusicman84 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We've been here the whole time!

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ebmusicman84 😘👌

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      dropout fans continue to be the vegans of the comedy world.

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TheEvilCheesecake can't even be mad at this, you absolutely nailed it hahaha

  • @angemaidment5640
    @angemaidment5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    “I once had a waitress in Los Angeles”
    “Did you now?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Alan harnessing his old lady energy...

    • @alisonpahlkotter3013
      @alisonpahlkotter3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The chemistry between Alan and Sandi is just wonderful. He really gets her timing and where to go with her.

  • @gm_matthew
    @gm_matthew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    One of my favourites is when the question was “What happened to the fireman’s pole?” and Rob Brydon answered “He tiled the fireman’s bathroom.” 🤣👏🏼

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this one took me a minute to figure out...

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    Honestly that self-raising joke is one of my favourites

    • @bobbyaldol
      @bobbyaldol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sorry I didnt get that "self-raising" joke.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@bobbyaldol Well it's a type of Flour and of course Narcissus fell in love with himself which must have lead to some raising of himself

    • @parthschannel
      @parthschannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      how does anyone think of that good a joke that quickly, that's insane

    • @faceless58
      @faceless58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      the levels that its like both self raising as his high opinion of himself, and that he was lying down and literally couldnt rise on top of the flour pun is mind blowing

    • @davidpacker7602
      @davidpacker7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@faceless58 pretty sure the joke about self raising is about getting an erection fyi

  • @Pinario
    @Pinario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    "Do you have a smart vagina?"
    "It's terribly tidy. I have a woman in twice a week."
    I love Sandi so much!

    • @sillysongs19
      @sillysongs19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As do I, she's amazing

    • @Fcutdlady
      @Fcutdlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I Agree with both of you. Sandi was really the only choice to take over the show from the god like Stephen Fry.

    • @andrewsparkes8829
      @andrewsparkes8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Fcutdlady I stopped caring about even checking videos out online when she took over. Not as one of those "She's a self-righteous SJW!" idiots (because, let's be fair, she's edgier than Fry, so people like that are just being misogynistic), but just because as you say, Fry was THAT good. But now I've seen some clips in the past week that have changed my mind; she's amazing and a rightful successor! It'd be fun to see Stephen being a guest himself some time down the line, sat next to Alan, obviously - I'm sure he'd appreciate not having to keep the guests in line, knowing Sandi has it well handled!

    • @Furnus105
      @Furnus105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Andrew Sparkes i agree with you on her being great etc, and that stephen should be coming on. However I find her a bit monotonous and some times uninteresting in the way she talks. So to me it's just a taste thing

    • @Charlieb82
      @Charlieb82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I used to like listening to the news quiz (via podcast) when she hosted it (think it was/is on BBC radio 4?). If you've heard her on there she was the obvious choice to take over QI

  • @Daniel-yy5tx
    @Daniel-yy5tx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    Sandi's "twice a week" joke could be in every compilation this channel produces for all eternity and I would still laugh until my stomach hurts every time.

    • @TacComControl
      @TacComControl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I feel like that's a conversation where she'd say she's having someone in to clean the curtains, and you look around her house and realize she's only got venetian blinds.

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TacComControl umzzzz

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, no.

    • @TacComControl
      @TacComControl ปีที่แล้ว

      @@john.premose Your Mom

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      people who dont laugh at that one are invalid. i said what i said.

  • @tombailey1983
    @tombailey1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    And “I have a woman in twice a week” is so perfect hahaha. 5:00

    • @MM-dq2pi
      @MM-dq2pi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Liza's reaction said it all.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Eric Burkheimer Stephen felt more of an authority but with moments like that you just know Sandi is funnier

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also “That’s why some of us made the life choices we did” 🤣

    • @mikehock4446
      @mikehock4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stephen or male guests would never get away with a comment about how awful vaginas can look or how unpleasant women can be to get a laugh. But he did on occasion joke about his private life. And Sandi is not quite as affable as Stephen, sometimes coming across as irritable and a touch spiky.

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Sometimes I have her come in by the back door."

  • @JoeySchmidt74
    @JoeySchmidt74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Rich Hall's tenacity for a dad joke has to be commended.

  • @falconpowerful2362
    @falconpowerful2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “You’ve taken up dogging.”
    Absolutely hilarious. Perfect delivery and perfect response. 👌😎🤘

    • @SchwarzeWitwe2
      @SchwarzeWitwe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's Sandi's face that really sells it.

  • @IHateBeingAKangaroo
    @IHateBeingAKangaroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I haven't watched the "Centaclaws" episode yet and was caught completely by surprise. Bursted out laughing for like a minute straight

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Burst out.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's even funnier because you know he was _waiting_ for Stephen to call on him, just for that joke

    • @woroGaming
      @woroGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I only got that joke after I read this comment.. Thanks :P

    • @davidriggs7677
      @davidriggs7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@PointsofData He went such a long way for that joke it's truly amazing.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? You're easily amused aren't you

  • @lukedodson3267
    @lukedodson3267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "My dad grew up in the same street as Antony Hopkins."
    "Oh really? In England we live in *houses*."

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Rob Brydon: Is this a dig at my forefathers?
      Stephen: You have four fathers? The Welsh are *weird*!

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5:17 I love how Rich is the only one who keeps using his buzzer to answer the question

  • @wmradar
    @wmradar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    "Name a poisonous snake."
    "Piers Morgan."
    *KLAXON*

    • @imgonnastealyourgirl
      @imgonnastealyourgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is so relevant now.

    • @jaxoxoxox
      @jaxoxoxox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Kase Jonah you're right. no one cares.

    • @jaxoxoxox
      @jaxoxoxox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Erlinda Tagala (for anyone wondering, this is their second account)

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kase Jonah Not only does no one care, but that's more than a little unhealthy.

    • @alisonpahlkotter3013
      @alisonpahlkotter3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imgonnastealyourgirl it's an evergreen joke really

  • @Naeidea
    @Naeidea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Sandi is just so quick, articulate and precise, unbelievable how good she is.

    • @connarkent282
      @connarkent282 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely a great replacement

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Doesn't feel good in your mouth does it?"
    LOL

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was such a ZING moment right there!

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davecrupel2817 yeah just so quick and hurtful lol.

    • @karlwittenburg5868
      @karlwittenburg5868 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even funnier considering Sandi and Susan are both lesbians

  • @trinadubya3406
    @trinadubya3406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I was hooked on QI from Jeremy Hardy's "IKEA" response. Brilliant.
    All Sandi's lesbian moments ... she is a delight.

  • @pauliejay4161
    @pauliejay4161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Rich showed great patience there.

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did this quite a lot on the show, but didn't always work. This though, the stars aligned and was brilliant.

  • @mouthpiece806
    @mouthpiece806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    I can’t believe “Dalai Farmer” never made it on here

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that was a good one

    • @Chilukar
      @Chilukar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Or "is it because once they get started they won't shut up "

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chilukar of course that's not on here, we're in the age of zero sexist jokes permitted anywhere at any time.

    • @Chilukar
      @Chilukar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@AutomaticDuck300 not sure how you work that out, seeing as it has appeared on other clips.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chilukar oh well, carry on then

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    “I once has a waitress in Los Angeles-“
    “Did you now?”
    Brilliant

    • @Status-Par
      @Status-Par 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      See, I don't get that joke. Might be because English isn't my first language... Could you please explain that?

    • @harrytodhunter5078
      @harrytodhunter5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “Had” is another way of saying “had sex with”

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I didn't mean for that to get out. OK!"

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best bit was Alan's smile at the end; as if to say "Come on - you don't mind, do you?" 4:34

    • @solosam9
      @solosam9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Status-Par you have to realise that wasn't the end of sandi's sentence.. It may have been I once had a waitress who said to me.. Etc. It was their chance in the pause to jump in to make the joke she was talking about having a waitress (had sex with)

  • @garchompenthusiast
    @garchompenthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Coffee Annan is such an underrated joke, it took little to no time for Jeremy to cook up some masterful wordplay even when he isn’t (technically) a comedian

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, I don't know what else you could charitably call him.

    • @gerritboshoff5173
      @gerritboshoff5173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@fds7476 Charitably, you could call him "CLARKSON!!!". Seems to work well enough for his two coworkers.

    • @michaelglenk6459
      @michaelglenk6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alan has an even better joke a couple of seconds later.

    • @gerardstockwell5661
      @gerardstockwell5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen k amos made that gag

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fds7476 it begins with a t

  • @alexmontanus
    @alexmontanus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I was sad Stephen left as a host, but Sandi is such a good replacement. Absolutely love her.

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      her politics are a lot better too, an upgrade all around.

  • @alexcavoli6191
    @alexcavoli6191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The lesbian one, "I have a women in twice a week" and the Tory mp rhyming bit were the best. Priceless.

  • @PaleyDaley
    @PaleyDaley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sandi is just brilliant. Stephen left enormous shoes to fill, but Sandi wears them perfectly.

  • @saralovesmusic100
    @saralovesmusic100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I don't know why but the Ant & Dec response from Bill makes be cry laughing every time!

  • @MiriB.
    @MiriB. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Susan? “Out of all of us, Sandi, who would you call the sausage swiper?”
    Matt Lucas: *presses buzzer*

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta ปีที่แล้ว

      That's on the "Innuendos" compilation, BTW.

  • @oscarmacintyre6007
    @oscarmacintyre6007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The moment she said "I have a woman in twice a week" I accepted her as the rightful replacement for Fry

  • @nataliamontelongo2781
    @nataliamontelongo2781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    From 4:26 - 5:15 is just pure Sandi gold

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Just do more eps of this exact compilation!

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The centi-claws joke was amazing and you can tell he just wanted to be called on to get it out.

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:01 Matt Lucas, that is legitimately the best pun I've ever heard.

  • @mikhailpayson1274
    @mikhailpayson1274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Self-raising is the smartest joke

    • @mrkv4k
      @mrkv4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly, I am kind of proud that I even got it. Since I am czech and english is my second language.

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:56 is the best one just pure gold.
    It's the most upper class rendition of a crass 'lads' joke which you find funny but aren't allowed to laugh at unless you're in the group.

  • @ngvot
    @ngvot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    I want a compilation of all of sandi's gay jokes. They're great.

    • @xonxt
      @xonxt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That would be a long video. She's got more of those in one season, rather annoyingly, that Stephen had in his entire run on Q.I. The "twice a week" was a good one though.

    • @DeadlyPants123
      @DeadlyPants123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ӿøῇχէ my favourite is the waitress in LA

    • @lpldl
      @lpldl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "So that's your quicksand. It's sandy but it won't suck you under."

    • @sparpie
      @sparpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Vagabond Wastrel Mmm so you’re like a hateful person right? That’s sad.

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @blake peters not at all. I just said her "gay" jokes are obvious and statistics of domestic abuse among lesbians isn't funny.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "What goes 40 miles an hour, and smells of curry?"
    The poor guy who put on the chilly condom.

    • @alisongrace4334
      @alisongrace4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one!

    • @jyazman
      @jyazman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it not the poor girl?

    • @Nabend1402
      @Nabend1402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jyazman Well, in the show, the chilli went on the inside of the condom.

    • @TheHadesShade
      @TheHadesShade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I tought it was me once the vindaloo curry enters my large intestine.

    • @jcortese3300
      @jcortese3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You win. :-)

  • @cece221091
    @cece221091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Sandi just kill this show every time. I think I'm secretly in love with her and Stephen. I was worried when he said he was leaving but they couldn't have replaced him with a more perfect host 😝😝

  • @vakar9779
    @vakar9779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You can see how male fashion changes by looking at different clips of Stephen through time

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Because he always dresses the opposite of what's fashionable?

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      wish he'd stop dressing increasingly far to the right but hey, he has to protect his "famous friends" from the "unbased allegations" somehow.

  • @tombailey1983
    @tombailey1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Usain Balti is brilliant ahahahaha

    • @CrimsonKage
      @CrimsonKage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely didn't get it until you posted this and spelled-out 'Balti to which I Googled the term'. Dunno if it's an American thing (me), but I've never heard the term before.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think balti is another of those "made for the UK" curry dishes

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ann Other Most “Indian” dishes as you know them were probably invented in Birmingham.

    • @DanDownunda8888
      @DanDownunda8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SessVlogs Yes, by Bangladeshis. According to Stephen in another QI episode. :)

  • @Galerak1
    @Galerak1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Phil's 'Hepatitis C' comment gets me every time I see it 😂🤣😂

  • @jaredlosier7688
    @jaredlosier7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember watching this when it was coming out, and was sad to see Stephen leave, and worried about Sandi. I have to say, she is amazing and I'd love to see more shows with her.

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My first exposure to Sandi was in a pannel show called Call My Bluff in the 90s, she was one of the team captains opposide victoria coren's father.

  • @abdullahilkbir3488
    @abdullahilkbir3488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Jimmy Carr always keeps on amazing me with just how good he is

    • @lancer525
      @lancer525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Up until the point where he laughs. That annoying fake bray of his makes my skin crawl.

    • @nuddymick
      @nuddymick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be his mum...

  • @deependmashups8715
    @deependmashups8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The fact that you guys left out Sandi's "sounds like it" jab towards Rob Brydon is frankly unforgivable

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deep End Mashups do you have a link to the video? i can't find that one anywhere

    • @deependmashups8715
      @deependmashups8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@susannam3923 th-cam.com/video/vbVzDo12kMw/w-d-xo.html

    • @WinstonKillDeath
      @WinstonKillDeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deep End Mashups can’t be viewed in the US apparently

    • @kas_xo
      @kas_xo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WinstonKillDeath This link should work for US viewers: th-cam.com/video/_0jroAM_pO4/w-d-xo.html

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also this exchange when Rob was attempting to prove all words are onomatopoeic:
      Alan: “This is how you teach a chimp to speak.”
      Rob: “Well then, pay attention.”

  • @tdyerwestfield
    @tdyerwestfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Whoever appointed Sandi to replace Stephen did a superb job.

  • @mission101
    @mission101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Can’t believe “What were chainsaws first invented for?” Clarkson: “Proctology”” didn’t make it. Especially when he was told he was close and followed up with “Circumcision?”

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Might be on the "Best of Sandi Toksvig" clip, when she was a panelist.

  • @MrWilliamPoulin
    @MrWilliamPoulin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stephen: What goes "Woof, Woof, Boom?" Rich Hall: A terrierist.

  • @MrSmegheneghan
    @MrSmegheneghan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ross Noble's bit always gets me for the face Sandi pulls and I have no damn clue why, it's great.

  • @alisongrace4334
    @alisongrace4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I LOVE Sandi Toksvig - I have a woman in twice a week.

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      are you the woman?

    • @qrrbrbirbel2
      @qrrbrbirbel2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bamleith3095 if she is, she only does carpets and curtains i would imagine.

  • @angemaidment5640
    @angemaidment5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would love to be in the audience during a taping. They have so much fun 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katierandall9191
    @katierandall9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love Susan's stuttering 😆

  • @jimmeans14
    @jimmeans14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From the infamous "They say of the Acropolis" clip:
    Stephen: What is this for?
    Rob Bryden: It's not four, it's three!

  • @bbgun061
    @bbgun061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Just to exasperate Sandi, I never click on anything.

    • @ambergris5705
      @ambergris5705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saaaaaame !!!!

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sometimes, I accidentally click something, but click the back button before realising I actually liked the video that came up, so search for it again.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not even subscribed!

    • @grendelsloth9950
      @grendelsloth9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why what’s wrong with Sandi?

  • @kitnm9794
    @kitnm9794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What happened to the fireman's pole?"
    "He tiled the fireman's bathroom"
    Still the best one and still absent >:(

  • @LPJack02
    @LPJack02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “So you’re saying there’s no Centaclaws” I died laughing!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:34 I adore her. I truly do.

  • @duncantalksalot
    @duncantalksalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last line is just simply, exquisite.

  • @Mimsy2770
    @Mimsy2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely love these QI compilation video and if the poster is listening have a suggestion for a new series of videos. A compilation of all the 'joker' questions and answers. For example the 'elephant' during the E series, the ' lavatorial' or 'spend a penny' during the L series and the 'pig' during the P series.

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The "I get a woman in twice a week." quip will go down ( 😉 ) in QI history as one of thee best (likely) ad-libs!!!

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Oologi joke is so true😂😂❤❤. It also would be good if you put which episodes in the description, I want to watch them now!

  • @6Twisted
    @6Twisted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sandi was a great replacement for Steven. She’s got exactly the same kind of humour and quick wit.

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's no h in wit.

    • @6Twisted
      @6Twisted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpeccyMan I've watched the "cool whip" clip too many times and now H's keep getting into everything.

  • @zSamuellz
    @zSamuellz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Usain Balti that one had me rolling 😂

  • @TheTURKISHDELIGHT98
    @TheTURKISHDELIGHT98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    As if Jack's `once you get them started they never stop` wasnt there

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the best one liner on the show..

    • @davidwilliams6249
      @davidwilliams6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His patience and timing were perfect

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That really wasn't funny though. One of the few moments of qi that wasn't.

    • @anubeia
      @anubeia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@livb6945 Whilst I do agree with you on a political standpoint, the irony of Jack Dee being unable to deliver his joke about how he believes that women are constantly talking... due to the women across the room from him constantly talking, has to have at least some ironic merit to it?

  • @long-shotlouie
    @long-shotlouie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The "have you been talking to my husband" buzzer is a superb joke at Jo Brand's expense. She's so predictable

  • @UnkleRiceYo
    @UnkleRiceYo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I love Jo Brand but the fact that they knew she’d say “have you been talking to my husband” shows she is pretty predictable in her jokes

    • @Telruin
      @Telruin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I feel the elves are getting better at predicting as well.

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They did the same with Jimmy Carr and "reverse cowgirl"

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There's a good chance it'll be "my husband" or "I'm fat".

    • @Oleg_K.
      @Oleg_K. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She almost certainly does that same type of joke in a sort of ironic way. I wouldn't say it comes across successfully all of the time, but I believe she's trying to pull off a bit of a subversive anti-joke thing.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In 9 out of 10 QI videos on TH-cam, she'd do a completely different joke, yet under those 10% you'll always find the "hurrdurr, she always does the same joke" comments. It's confirmation bias.

  • @HappYinc
    @HappYinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this video is what makes QI so awesome ^^

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That condom chili thing sure would be 'zingy'.

    • @RandomPlaceHolderName
      @RandomPlaceHolderName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ Talk about burning passion...

    • @chantellelawton3185
      @chantellelawton3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I show my friend that video and he said at the beginning clip "it would spiced up in the bedroom". 😂 I was laughing with his funny answer.

    • @jakedenneyfilms
      @jakedenneyfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would’ve said “Because Argentina wouldn’t fit.”

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen: How many muscles are there in your fingers?
    Phil Jupitus: One If you play your cards right. 😉

  • @MichaelCoombes776
    @MichaelCoombes776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My favourite zinger isn't in here.... From the episode "Fire and Freezing", where Rob Brydon was trying to name drop.
    Rob: My father grew up in the same street as Richard Burton.
    Stephen: Really? In England we live in houses.

  • @Hexen_Wulf
    @Hexen_Wulf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What kind of flower? Can anyone tell me...?" "Oh, uhm. Self-raising." Just a brilliant, brilliant pun.

  • @vasp99
    @vasp99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's suddenly occurred to me that QI is what Hollywood Squares could have been IF all the guests were Paul Lind .

  • @MegaPagliacci
    @MegaPagliacci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That great disappointment forfeit prediction though.

  • @maddie_1122
    @maddie_1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think "Is it when you get them started they don't shut up" or "thats a special treat for birthdays" shouldve been included

    • @brandonmartin-moore5302
      @brandonmartin-moore5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The second definitely should have, I can't find it anywhere anymore

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brandonmartin-moore5302 it's in the inuenndos video

  • @HerHollyness
    @HerHollyness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Poor Rich, having to wait so long after the set up to deliver his punchline! It was a good one, though!

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would like to express my gratitude for the excessively long windup to the final punch line.

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wind up.

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chattycathydoll
      wind·up
      /ˈwīndˌəp/
      noun
      1. An act of concluding or finishing something.
      "the windup of the convention"
      2. BASEBALL
      the motions of a pitcher immediately before delivering the ball, in which they take a step back, lift the hands over the head, and step forward.
      adjective
      (of a toy or other device) functioning by means of winding a key or handle.
      "a windup clock..."

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes the act of winding someone up, poking fun and/or making them respond to a provocative statement in order to create humour. My work here is done. Merry Christmas.

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MelissaThompson432 th-cam.com/video/x_lHy8dzWQA/w-d-xo.html

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's amazing how many of these jokes are clean.

  • @tarabryant2909
    @tarabryant2909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the centi-claws joke is underrated and I love it.

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “So you’re saying there’s no centiclaws?”
    It’s too bad we Americans didn’t appreciate Rich Hall more while we had him.

  • @ordelian7795
    @ordelian7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alan so quick with the gay jokes always a 10/10.

  • @airsam1
    @airsam1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nick Clegg: "Maybe I'll watch some QI clips to relax and forget my troubles..."

  • @melissawright1979
    @melissawright1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Ulrika Jonsson one liner was a good one x

  • @trishlangford5773
    @trishlangford5773 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Sandi's "I have a woman in twice a week" I died laughing. So quick off the mark. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lg_Lantern
    @Lg_Lantern ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Rupert Murdoch quote was so on the money

  • @kinglouie7455
    @kinglouie7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's that song at Bill's buzzer at 3:17? Thanks in advance! :-)

  • @fazbearking87
    @fazbearking87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please can we have more of this?

  • @Membratim
    @Membratim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Question at @1:32. Sandi's reaction (@1:44): "Should've seen that one coming"

    • @copperdragon9214
      @copperdragon9214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Taking up doggy”
      Easily Ross’ shining moment.

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rich Hall... "So you're saying there's no centi claws?" BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

  • @masterxyr
    @masterxyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "*And one exercise in delayed gratification from Rich Hall." Ordinarily, I would think this is a complimentary innuendo, but seeing that it is here, I am not quite sure

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Half of the best jokes in the show

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesus, just saw the late Linda Smith. She was amazing.

  • @dalluc
    @dalluc ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if Rich was cooking up that "centa claws" joke from the beggining or he came up with it later on. Either way it was brilliant.

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil’s had so many looks over the years.

  • @tomkenning5482
    @tomkenning5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Usian Balti' is my favourite thing ever

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:38 Is that Corey Taylor on the left??

    • @kevinrussell2718
      @kevinrussell2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes - he's afan of the show, and so he was invited on to one of Sandi's early episodes.

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:05 Fewer!!!!

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Less is correctly able to be used for countable nouns.
      Both fewer or less would be correct.

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bremCZ Fine, but Fry pulls people up for using 'less' with count nouns. Someone else saying "less legs" would've been jumped upon by Fry. 'Grammar nazi' is too strong a term, but he is one.

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@exessex3522 In that instance, he too would be wrong.

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gosh! They're quick!

  • @phillenan2494
    @phillenan2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love both hosts. They are so so so fucking good.

  • @sallieneal2689
    @sallieneal2689 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sandy is the best host. She's articulate, she's funny, and you just believe anything she says.❤

  • @johnhughes2681
    @johnhughes2681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @6:10, Stephen, it is "fewer" not "less"

  • @who_Is_faten_helmi
    @who_Is_faten_helmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    -Name a nobleman who invented a drink with a hobnob ?
    - kofi annan. ( Hahaha love jeremy's quick wit )

  • @SuperMisterKory
    @SuperMisterKory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gutted they didn’t include Jack Dee’s “is it cos they don’t know when to shut up?” line!

  • @bluejadeblue
    @bluejadeblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I had a waitress in Los Angeles..”
    “Did you now?”

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "That's why some of us made the life choices we did." 👍