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  • @mark27432
    @mark27432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I love how Jo Brand stays quiet for the whole drama of the tortoise being too tasty to ship home and then she finally speaks up and says "are there flights over there?"

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Its almost as if she has nothing funny to ever contribute to any question and then relies on the fact that she is clearly a greedy c*nt as her single premise to elicit a laugh. Every time. On every subject. On every programme.
      Comedy genius.

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Couldn't be bothered to joke around she was busy thinking of recipes

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ConstantChaos1 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @joshuabarnes3846
    @joshuabarnes3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    David really put that joke into perspective

    • @xen0g3n
      @xen0g3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there. Well met.

    • @cabletelcontar5440
      @cabletelcontar5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Badum tiss

    • @whompronnie
      @whompronnie ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw that joke coming a mile away. Though it looked like a normal-sized joke at that distance

  • @donnadicasa
    @donnadicasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This is one of my favorite bits. They all look like they're having so much fun. You will be missed, Sean.

  • @vampira1409
    @vampira1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I love how naturally Davies and Mitchell respond to and expand on each other's jokes. There are other examples of it in the show as well (the Rodney Bewes, Susie Dent segments come to mind), not to mention whenever Alan guests "The Unbelievable Truth". They have genuine comedy chemistry.

    • @TetraDax
      @TetraDax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking about that as well, yeah. A lot of people always mention that Mitchell has such great chemistry with, say, Richard Ayoade or Jon Richardson because they are similar in comedic style and character. But honestly, David always performs best with people that aren't at all similar to him: Alan Davies, Sean Lock and obviously Lee Mack. Hell, you could argue that his whole career kicked off because he was partnered with a guy who is not at all similar to himself in Robert Webb.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TetraDax He needs someone to rail against. I love David's comedy persona, but it's based around conflict (conflict with himself, mostly!) He works well with Ayoade and Richardson because they lean into each other against a common foe (normally Jimmy Carr), but he's superb when with people like Sean and Alan because they're playing naughty schoolchildren against Stephen's long-suffering Posh Supply Teacher who's a refugee from Eton. 🤣

  • @sirsoothsayer
    @sirsoothsayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    Mitchell struggling with how to say his joke is accidentally comedy gold

    • @2109917162
      @2109917162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Hes the only comedian I know of that considers the implications of a joke before saying it

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@2109917162 i think you'll find most of the more successful and popular comedians always consider the implications of their jokes before saying them. Its certainly not a behaviour confined to David.
      Otherwise, how would you suppose someone like Dave Chapelle navigates his own material without becoming ostracised as a racist, a misogynist or an ass?
      One word: discretion

    • @Hankblue
      @Hankblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, he hadn't quite figured out how to explain it the first time around. He said "thought it was a normal tortoise but closer", when he meant "thought it was closer than it actually was, giving it the appearance of a normal tortoise".

    • @glen1555
      @glen1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Father Ted: no Dougal it's not a giant tortoise, it's a normal tortoise very, very close

    • @pastorofmuppets8834
      @pastorofmuppets8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swine13 hmmmm that didn't age well!

  • @calvinballaka8905
    @calvinballaka8905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Something I really like about this clip is that all four of the guests along with Fry got a lot of great moments in.

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's amazing to think that this is what got them the most animated.

    • @jackbonney7371
      @jackbonney7371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, Jo Brand notwithstanding

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well Jo Brand managed to not slag off her hubby or men in general for this clip.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jackbonney7371 Show me on the doll where countless women refused to touch you, mate.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Two questions:
    1) Does a regular tortoise taste anything like a giant tortoise?
    2) What time does the pet shop shut?

    • @BDtetra
      @BDtetra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually the tortise is in fact quite good. The broth is the best broth I have tasted out of all the animals.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Keep in mind, the quality of shipboard rations at the time was, to put it _incredibly_ lightly, suboptimal.
      Maggot-infested, extra-hard hard tack kind of sub-optimal.

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dynamicworlds1
      Well at least the maggots provided some much needed protein. 🤢

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@richardlloyd2589 they were weevils not maggots...

  • @patrickglover7506
    @patrickglover7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    *eats last tortoise*
    "We are twats."

    • @nickhamblin8179
      @nickhamblin8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking they'd say 'It's the last one, but surely we can just eat a leg or two and it'll be fine?'

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickhamblin8179 Then the tortoise legged it.

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm too full!"

    • @prettypointlessvideo
      @prettypointlessvideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EarthwormShandy just a wafer thin slice of tortoise

  • @PaulPaul-jw7jx
    @PaulPaul-jw7jx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    Born before Mozart and it’s death was announced on CNN..... just gotta let that sink in

    • @jake2355
      @jake2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Paul Paul
      You could list his achievements on the back of a stamp tho

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Haven't science discovered certain sharks can live around 500 years?

    • @andyh7777
      @andyh7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Must have been fake news then ;)

    • @Ocsttiac
      @Ocsttiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *its

    • @MilesLougheed
      @MilesLougheed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      My hag neighbour refuses to die and I'm fairly sure she was born before Charlamagne.
      To her credit, she survived the Salem witch trials unscathed.

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I love how David is just so tickled by the whole thing.

  • @pygmyowl8801
    @pygmyowl8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Lived 255 years, died of integer overflow.

    • @ebosqueUDEM
      @ebosqueUDEM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A man of programming I see

    • @xonxt
      @xonxt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      unsigned char, actually... Or just a byte.

    • @lovelycode7173
      @lovelycode7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Overflow implies that he must have been re-incarnated.

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1st like

    • @lovelycode7173
      @lovelycode7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cole Tynan 2 nibbles

  • @kreglfromworld
    @kreglfromworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    One thing I took from this is I'll now abolish the word "delicious" and start using "extremely edible"

    • @helenaren
      @helenaren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am extremely edible

    • @OnkelPeters
      @OnkelPeters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This beef … this beef is sooo edible!

  • @SpaceMonkey033
    @SpaceMonkey033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "Yeah, we protected them, they're all in the no-need-to-look area"

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the entire area is littered with tortoises 'sleeping in their shells'.

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not quite what he said but okay

  • @tricesimo
    @tricesimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Mentioned in Darwin's "On the Tastiness of Species".

    • @dethledr
      @dethledr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a wonder they didn't end up calling it the Delicious Tortoise. I wonder if it's scientific name means "extremely edible."

  • @Eli-qu4bs
    @Eli-qu4bs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Mitchell and Davies are just the best here, I love it.

    • @deidreblack8874
      @deidreblack8874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pro Kinetics I enjoy a joyful Mitchell. Almost as much as an angry Mitchell.

    • @mezykin
      @mezykin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pro Kinetics i like phill jupitus on qi too

    • @1035pm
      @1035pm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mez Hossain Oh make him stop pudsey.

  • @carthoughtswithdan
    @carthoughtswithdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    RIP Sean Lock, this was the first thing I ever saw him in. Fan ever since.

    • @serellie
      @serellie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same for me. I found so many wonderful British comedians through QI.

  • @DAZZER435
    @DAZZER435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Yeah we're protecting them, no need to look." Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @NiekGAE
    @NiekGAE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    Why isn't David Mitchell a regular alongside Alan?

    • @shamona7121
      @shamona7121 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +NiekGAE Jimmy too

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +NiekGAE Probably too expensive

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sean and Bill too

    • @jean-lucwalker3690
      @jean-lucwalker3690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      he's a regular on would I lie to you

    • @vincenthunter1615
      @vincenthunter1615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I wouldn't have been too expensive to have a second team captain because at the very inception of QI the creators intended to have Micheal Palin hosting with Stephen and Alan as team captains. Palin had to pull out at the last minute and Stephen took the job of hosting and Alan rather than being a captain became just became Stephens slightly confused student.

  • @htime9119
    @htime9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    RIP Sean. What a legend.

    • @LPJack02
      @LPJack02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was 58 when he died.

    • @stonedscotsman8359
      @stonedscotsman8359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@LPJack02 Way too early man.

  • @ExhaustedElox
    @ExhaustedElox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Hands down, my favorite segment in all of QI history.

  • @bobafetting6373
    @bobafetting6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how Alan and David genuinely make each other laugh 😂

  • @Koko-pm4qq
    @Koko-pm4qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "There's no latin name for Malteasers" Such a hilarious line

  • @marcosfilipemachado8783
    @marcosfilipemachado8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "they thought it was a normal one but closer"
    I almost spit my drink lol

  • @azzyclark3860
    @azzyclark3860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    The single greatest moment which QI has ever manifested. Without question.

    • @vincenthunter1615
      @vincenthunter1615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Harrison Clark
      I disagree simply because of “they say of the acropolis where the Parthenon is”. This does come in a close second place.

    • @timothyhartwell2849
      @timothyhartwell2849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I agree the "Parthenon" gag gets first place this is a very close second.

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I agree, this stands in my mind as the best segment in QI history. I love the way you can see Alan and David's minds revving up as they begin to see the comedic potential of the concept.

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is quite absurd.

    • @dcbsmt
      @dcbsmt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh, I don't know ... I really love the space porn bit from the E series quite as well. :)
      And the Akropolis, too, of course.

  • @NP-zl7dz
    @NP-zl7dz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    One of the funniest TV shorts ever.

    • @KK426LH
      @KK426LH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hello. I'm here to tell you how vague "one of the funniest" is.
      The un-funniest TV short ever would still be "one of the funniest".
      Thank you for listening. Have a nice day.

    • @cyberschn1tzel997
      @cyberschn1tzel997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      KK426LH but no one would say that the un-funniest tv-show is one of the funniest

    • @KK426LH
      @KK426LH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The marketing for that show could

    • @SomeBritishGal1
      @SomeBritishGal1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something with David Mitchell in is bound to be funny!

    • @Koko-pm4qq
      @Koko-pm4qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @1TakoyakiStore
    @1TakoyakiStore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Now I want a Python-esque film about a naturalist in the early 19th century traveling around the world wanting to describe and catalog undiscovered species but his crew keeps eating all his specimens 😆😆😆

    • @memesmemes3529
      @memesmemes3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That is literally what happened on Darwin’s voyage

    • @ilhamalfatihah5740
      @ilhamalfatihah5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      This needs to happen, Monty Python and The Voyage of Darwin.

    • @hareecionelson5875
      @hareecionelson5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Charles Darwin’s early years as a student of Christ’s College were not marked by great academic achievements. His first contribution to Cambridge life was the Glutton Club, which he formed with several friends. The sole purpose of this student society was to consume animal meat “before to unknown to the human palate”. The club did not last long, and ended abruptly after an unpleasant experience with a brown owl carcass."
      No wonder he became a naturalist.
      universityarms.com/the-journal/charles-darwins-glutton-club/

    • @danawrigleywalkingstickand5677
      @danawrigleywalkingstickand5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hareecionelson5875 Neil Gaiman wrote a short story which sounds like it could have been based on this, called Sunbird.

    • @hareecionelson5875
      @hareecionelson5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677
      They should make a film of about the explorers trying not to eat their animals.

  • @varuntulsyan2558
    @varuntulsyan2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I still come back to this. Favourite QI clip, tied with 'what do they say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is'.

  • @mrgreen1759
    @mrgreen1759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    One of the funniest rounds in Q.I history. R.I.P Sean, you were so good on so many panel shows. Thanks for all the laughs.

  • @rmanningau
    @rmanningau 9 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    One of the funniest pieces from QI ever.

  • @longingfordetritus
    @longingfordetritus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Came here as soon as I heard the terrible news. One of my first favourite comedians. R.I.P ❤

  • @Uinb
    @Uinb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "These ones are small... but the ones out there... are far away" - Father Ted.
    Can't believe i'm the only one that though that?!

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah nobody else thought of that but you. You’re so smart and unique

    • @celicapevencie1942
      @celicapevencie1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was always one of my favorite Father Ted jokes!!!

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@generalgk I imagine you're not British, so have misunderstood the import of @U-iN'sturn of phrase. We use it to mean _"Who else thought of this too?_
      Shame you just used it as an opportunity to be an absolute arse.

    • @garywalling4341
      @garywalling4341 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@221b-Maker-Street Shame you used it to be an even bigger one! There's a hyphon in mis-understood isn't there smart arse?

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These are the best parts of panel shows, when a group of comedians just feed off one another and build something brilliant.

    • @effyleven
      @effyleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, back in the day, there was a BBC radio show called, "Does the Team Think." It's comedian panel ad-libbed in much the same way but to audience questions. It was aping "Any Questions" which is all about serious political debate. The "Does the Team Think" show was very popular through 50s to 70s, and has been reprised several times since... including on TV.
      (See Wikipedia.)
      Hey, as I now remember, there was an all-female version people could write in to where the different kind of wit of women was featured. It was called "Petticoat Line, " and was also v popular.
      (Yeah. Radio was quite a thing., once upon a time. Still is for some...)

  • @singrdave
    @singrdave 9 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    This is probably my favorite segment in all of QI history. But I have one addition: Stephen says incredulously that even Darwin ate them. Of course Darwin ate them, he was an epicure and would've had twenty for himself, savoring every lovely bite of giant tortoise.

    • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
      @flyingrancidm00nfish7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why else do you think he chose his line of work?

    • @effyleven
      @effyleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I believe Darwin belonged to a sort of society or club that existed for the members to sample as many different kinds of MEAT as could be laid hands on.... and then describe it. Apparently, Darwin was a bit underimpressed by OWL (?)

    • @bec5250
      @bec5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Much like tigers savour every bite of human. It's a pity more species can't hunt us down and eat us. There's too many of us.

    • @rumpelpumpel7687
      @rumpelpumpel7687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bec5250 well, we do a pretty good job killing ourselves ;) ...but yeh, it does take too long with all those hippies around xD jk

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bec5250 We've spent so much time eliminating all the species that could've done it.

  • @Andythrax
    @Andythrax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've watched a hell of a lot of QI on TH-cam in the last few months and this is, without a doubt, the best clip out there.

  • @iamaweasel
    @iamaweasel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Inform, Educate, Entertain. In bloody spades #bbc. I defy anyone anywhere else to come even close to this.

    • @Canad1anMan
      @Canad1anMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well as an off-shoot, there is the CBC here in Canada... what you began with above is basically their motto compared to other programming stations who largely only Entertain and sometimes inform, but rarely if ever Educate.

    • @iamaweasel
      @iamaweasel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reith. & #psb

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    'They say of the acropolis where the parthenon is...' and this are in my top ever T.V. moments. I still laugh after hundreds of times watching them.

    • @piennuivelo
      @piennuivelo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They say of the Galápagos where the tortoises are...

    • @JJE990
      @JJE990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quite possibly the best moment on QI ever

    • @ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
      @ArkhamKnight-uj6ww ปีที่แล้ว

      Those 2 are my favourites along with the meaning of the word cool,Brian blessed’s dog story,shaving a monkey and what did Watson do more than Holmes 😂😂😂

  • @obi-wan-jacobi840
    @obi-wan-jacobi840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the most I’ve ever seen David Mitchell cracking up.

  • @TimMonfries
    @TimMonfries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Note to self: Do not eat hot soup while watching QI shorts.

    • @michaelnaisbitt1639
      @michaelnaisbitt1639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tim Monfries been caught myself. Drinking hot coffee then watched QI laughed so hard burnt myself

    • @bookwoman53
      @bookwoman53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Turtle soup?

    • @zeroireland
      @zeroireland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where can I get a pair of QI shorts?

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same for basically any liquid, I had a similar reaction to them talking about the great earthworks of Benin

    • @Koko-pm4qq
      @Koko-pm4qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes XD

  • @blackmoon7012
    @blackmoon7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That tortoise's list of achievements is, "I lived 255 years without getting eaten by you humans, lol"

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Survival of the fittest. Very Darwinian.

  • @alexday5892
    @alexday5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have watched this so many times over the years. One of the funniest moments on QI

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    No, no, no... we're taking it back. Ok, we'll eat eight and that's it. I love a show that can make something so stupid so funny.

  • @katiewick46
    @katiewick46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I come back to this far too often. Absolute gold.

  • @charleslee8313
    @charleslee8313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Stephen's final question needs to be only for Alan, and it has to be a photo of a blue whale, and the question is "What is that?"
    Greatest pay-off for a running gag.

    • @bodavidson2804
      @bodavidson2804 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Then make it a Pygmy Blue Whale :D

    • @MadhatClemens
      @MadhatClemens 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      "No Alan, it's a photo. A blue whale would be much bigger and not the thickness of a piece of paper. -10 points"

    • @Dragonair08
      @Dragonair08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They actually did that. They asked "What is this" and it was a picture of a blue whale. He was terrified, he didn't know if he should answer or not.

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then the klaxon goes off.

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kez A Jay Do you remember the episode by any chance?

  • @foxmulderms
    @foxmulderms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is THE PEAK of the entire show. I am dying here.....

  • @krock90
    @krock90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    RIP Sean Lock! ❤️

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Probably my favourite QI bit. All 5 of them are on top form, it's quite interesting AND hilarious.

  • @thesprucemoose7905
    @thesprucemoose7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Had to come back to this classic after I heard about Sean Lock's passing. RIP man.

  • @krock90
    @krock90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pretty sure this is my all-time favourite QI bit.

  • @sammarks9146
    @sammarks9146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I absolutely love how hilarious David Mitchell finds this.

  • @2charliep
    @2charliep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Wish Sean Lock appeared more often.

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2charliep he didn't want to be typecasted into panel shows

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He still gets people coming up to him in the street saying "Are you Dave? Hurhur", does his nut in

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dismissing For someone who didn't want to get typecast as only doing panel shows, he didn't half do a lot of them! He was rightly celebrated as "A panel show top tier savage". He was a resident on 8 out of 10 Cats for 10 years! And then its sister programme, 8/10 Cats Does Countdown for nine years, a regular on Big Fat Quiz of The Year, Have I Got News For You, and They Think It's All Over, as well as hosting TV Heaven; Telly Hell, and Argumental... I honestly don't think he was asked to be on QI more often that he actually appeared.
      I for one was glad that he appeared on so many panel shows - I think he thrived on them, tbh.

  • @Zephyr_Zeitgeist
    @Zephyr_Zeitgeist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    When we figure out how to grow meat in a vat, cheaply and efficiently, that is, we should try and grow giant tortoise.

    • @shade9592
      @shade9592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG that's brilliant!

    • @vaylonkenadell
      @vaylonkenadell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely!

    • @ae4164
      @ae4164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      From what I've read it's not so much that giant tortoises taste more delicious than any other meat, but rather that when you are stuck on a sailing ship and your only source of meat is old and heavily-salted, then having some nice fresh meat is an irresistible treat. It probably was just like David said: they agreed "OK we'll only eat some of them... maybe just one more... maybe just one more..." and pretty soon they were sitting around getting their story straight about how the last one unfortunately fell ill and died suddenly.

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's too much to ask for some simple humane farming

    • @Blackevilmisanthrope
      @Blackevilmisanthrope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think there’s a jackfruit version.

  • @KAF128
    @KAF128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    David's tortoise recollection makes me think of a classic scene from Father Ted - "Small . . . Far away !" (think "cows and caravan")

  • @heidibarker9550
    @heidibarker9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this is by far my favourite hilarious sequence of the show.

  • @itsforthebells
    @itsforthebells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    came here after the passing of Sean Lock
    RIP to a true legend

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fry reminds me of a very popular science teacher back in school and we used to be like his guest making jokes and learning knowledge all the way

  • @lisamuller68
    @lisamuller68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of the best bits of this show ever. together with the akropolis song xD

  • @lukerogers151
    @lukerogers151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The vert first thing I thought of watching. RIP you absolute legend ❤️

  • @DaStig
    @DaStig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    it's literally meat in a wok shaped shell.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, you're not wrong lol

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even gives you the choice to fry or boil it

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      After this episode they should never be boiled. Only Fry’d.

  • @TheNutsoCharles
    @TheNutsoCharles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My favorite QI clip ever! I've never laughed so hard before or since. Painfully funny in the rib-aching way, this is how I introduce people to the show if they're curious why I obsessively watch a British panel show featuring celebrities they've never heard of. (Except for Mr. Fry, of course.)

    • @pseudonym4893
      @pseudonym4893 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But if this is the peak of the show (for you at least), doesn't that signal to the people you're showing it to that it all goes downhill from here? I mean if you're a comedian, you don't open with your best joke.

    • @jgg75
      @jgg75 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This one, Roddy Bewes and Leonardo and the first driving licence are my 3 favourites... almost got hernia when I saw this one for the first time :)

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheNutsoCharles I love how they interact with each other. That is for me one of the great qualities of this show and the guests they choose: they don't simply do bits of routines they have in their current comedy tour, but it is all about the actual topics and reacting on each other in some unforced manner. While there might be funnier moments in QI, this clip perfectly shows the appeal of that concept (I also recommend the bee bit for the same purpose).

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've never seen a show where the people on it are having this much fun.

  • @cabbaman98
    @cabbaman98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is my favourite QI clip to exist.

  • @JimC
    @JimC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:01 Has the camera ever recorded Fry laughing *that* heartily? He laughs as much as anyone, of course. It's just that I can't recall seeing this particular form.

  • @LPJack02
    @LPJack02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    RIP Sean Lock (April 22, 1963 - August 16, 2021), aged 58
    You will be remembered as a legend.

  • @chrisorange1291
    @chrisorange1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sean Lock's genius gone but not forgotten :-(

  • @tsoiboy4073
    @tsoiboy4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best QI clip of all.

  • @MrIcelander
    @MrIcelander 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That slight pitch alteration just makes this whole clip even funnier, it's like they're all about half way down the bottle or something!

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eddie Icelander It would be even funnier to watch if they were drunk

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just imagining people back in the day singing praises about how delicious the turtles were "Oh they're so good. They even come with their own bowl!"

  • @yashwinning
    @yashwinning 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I kinda understand the logic to be honest. I don't really care for the name of what I eat. I don't remember any of the names of the people I've eaten.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

    • @NergCatalyst61
      @NergCatalyst61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not very polite.

    • @akito7025
      @akito7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had me in the first half

    • @davidmiatke6758
      @davidmiatke6758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do, I always keep a sovereign.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't the name usually on the stone where you dig them up?

  • @ColeForged
    @ColeForged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Rest in peace, Sean Lock.

  • @samnelson2343
    @samnelson2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Possible the funniest group gag going on there. All of them having a flipping ripping time and laughing - genuinely - uproariously

  • @Novur
    @Novur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Saw the thumbnail, immediately heard Sean saying "it's big innit" in my head

  • @soledadcruz6478
    @soledadcruz6478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sean Lock, we will miss you so.... RIP

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mitchell's joke about the conservationists "protecting" the tortoises was gold.

  • @matthewthompson6238
    @matthewthompson6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rest in peace Sean Lock ♥️

  • @Dave1307
    @Dave1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Given the very sad news of Sean Lock's passing, please honour his memory with a Sean Lock Supercut, I have a lot of free time to fill with Sean Lock being funny.

  • @isabelbell559
    @isabelbell559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I loved this one qi laughed the first time I saw it, and have played it over several times and still laugh.......you can't be down after watching this episode......loved qi.......Toronto

  • @MerelMystery
    @MerelMystery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    one of my favourite QI bits

  • @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony
    @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best QI clip ever. Just the best.

  • @MrTakeru21
    @MrTakeru21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Trash Taste? 👀
    Side note: Very educational and funny 👍

  • @janiem.roberts732
    @janiem.roberts732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is th best clip, just laugh and laugh over David and Alan!!

  • @Keysquall
    @Keysquall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I wonder if they were slow-cooked.

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keysquall They were either just fried or like how George the IV liked them curried.

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Probably my favorite bit in QI history.

  • @zhilalmulki8068
    @zhilalmulki8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh no! im in an endless loop of watching QI video again

  • @clarkeysam
    @clarkeysam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is, without a doubt, my favourite QI clip!

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best QI moments.

  • @smartalec2001
    @smartalec2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can imagine that crew. David saying "We'll eat eight!" Trying to organise it. Alan pleading with him "let's just go back and get some more!" and Sean the bastard eating the last one on the last leg of the journey.

  • @davidwoods8181
    @davidwoods8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The jokes are so thick and fast here you have to watch it twice to get them all haha

  • @darlene8130
    @darlene8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Farewell Sean Lock. You will be missed. 😥

  • @Tysto
    @Tysto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We are twats. I'm TOO full!" 🤣

  • @breezycheek
    @breezycheek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sounds like the video is lower in pitch than the original?

    • @DarthEditous
      @DarthEditous 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +M Breeze It is. It's running at 24fps, instead of 25fps.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarthEditous
      If true, they tone is down by around 70% of a semitone.

  • @djmoch1001
    @djmoch1001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    David Mitchell's laugh could save the world. :D

  • @Facetiously.Esoteric
    @Facetiously.Esoteric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Ok, one last time. These are small, but the ones out there are far away. Small... Far away... Ah forget it.” Father Ted to Dougal.

  • @jake2355
    @jake2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Always wondered why Malteasers didn’t have a Latin name.
    I now declare them Delicious Malteaserus

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    ...Does anyone else really want to try tortoise meat now?

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      everyone who watched this does lol

    • @Qrama
      @Qrama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got any?

    • @notdaveschannel9843
      @notdaveschannel9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Qrama Are ordinary ones good eating? Worth a trip to the petshop.

    • @vinwey
      @vinwey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you are talking about turtle ... or have I got confused by the turtle/tortoise thing

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The non-giant ones taste like very gamy beef or something like venison or elk but I imagine there are seasoning and preparation variants at play. I only had one sampling to judge of either wild game years apart.
      In comparison, I had goat three times and one was bland, the second was too much gristle but the last was among the best stewed meat I've ever eaten.

  • @vslyz1658
    @vslyz1658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    May Sean Rest in Peace

  • @RandomPunterUK
    @RandomPunterUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite QI clip of all time. Has me crying with laughter.

  • @SandraHarveyDr
    @SandraHarveyDr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    single best riff in QI history 😀

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    David Mitchell losing it as Stephen Fry says "EVEN DARWIN," never fails to make me lose my shit

  • @Sam-gf6ue
    @Sam-gf6ue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Shut up with your Latin and eat it!"😂😂

  • @UtsavPathak7
    @UtsavPathak7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    RIP Sean Lock