Wendy and Peter pan is Dreadful

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  • @RealReaper
    @RealReaper  ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Comments are Fixed now

    • @streamingomegamegatronuspr7755
      @streamingomegamegatronuspr7755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watch peter pan 2003 is better than disney shit live action of hore shit

    • @emeraldsayles8025
      @emeraldsayles8025 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Disney is crap! Watch anime instead!

    • @treytucker7404
      @treytucker7404 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Peter Pansexual 😄

    • @christopherthibeault7502
      @christopherthibeault7502 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to douse the party, but is this narration text-to-speech?

    • @FoulPet
      @FoulPet ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I expected another train wreck. Glad I'm not disappointed.

  • @aestheticalrose4553
    @aestheticalrose4553 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    The funny thing is that the made some of the lost boys into girls for feminism.
    But in the original story there weren’t any lost girls because girls were too smart to get lost.
    So essentially the original story was more feminist.

    • @jaynguyen1573
      @jaynguyen1573 ปีที่แล้ว

      So girls are equally as dumb as men that they too can get lost and think that they are boys. Yeah, equality!

    • @DovahVokuna
      @DovahVokuna ปีที่แล้ว +76

      😂😂😂

    • @simpdefendmlady6579
      @simpdefendmlady6579 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Exactly, the old film was more misandrist than the new one

    • @cocobaby1821
      @cocobaby1821 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simpdefendmlady6579 Exactly! this view of girls as being inherently smart was never based on any data. '2016 SAT Test Results Confirm Pattern That’s Persisted for 50 Years - High School Boys Are Better at Math Than Girls'

    • @cocobaby1821
      @cocobaby1821 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      ​ @simp defend m'lady I'm old enough to remember UK's education reform when they removed soft science subjects and then had to deal with a new problem: 'A-level results 2017 Boys overtake girls in top grades for first time in years'

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Will Disney ever actually give us an actual VILLAIN who is evil for the sake of being evil and not a sympathetic misunderstood character??

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if they're an evil capitalist white businessman, I suspect.
      Come to think of it, though... I didn't see the Beauty and the Beast remake, but they didn't bother to redeem Gaston, did they? I don't think so. (Not they should have. Gaston was a bastard. It's just interesting to note.)

    • @Frank-Discussion
      @Frank-Discussion ปีที่แล้ว +66

      No. Because they are evil and this is a form of self-soothing for them

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's easier to destroy classic heroes and replace them with villainous ones, that are usually self inserts instead.
      In reality the writers/directors are probably more like real life Peter and Wendy's, making them the true villains, and villains don't actually think they are the bad guys.

    • @williet.3058
      @williet.3058 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The villains are 'misunderstood' because the writers think it gives the character amazing depths (hint: it doesn't)

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ultrademigod Very astute!

  • @katielee7364
    @katielee7364 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    As a woman every time I hear a Female character make a "Women are cool" type of line I roll my eyes

    • @herekitty791
      @herekitty791 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, if women were so much better than men it would've been self evident

    • @darrylbrownstone2553
      @darrylbrownstone2553 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I can't imagine this level of pandering could ever make anyone feel good. Id imagine it just seems insulting.

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz ปีที่แล้ว +161

      It annoyed me as a kid (I’m a boy) when I heard girl characters say that, and it was never bc I wasn’t a girl. It was bc it was just annoying. When the male characters did it I still got annoyed. It’s just a character being prideful and arrogant, which has never been a likeable trait. Especially not for me personally

    • @marcuskahn3783
      @marcuskahn3783 ปีที่แล้ว

      This's as pathetic as the fake native american d*ke at the acadamy.

    • @LoneDa1sy
      @LoneDa1sy ปีที่แล้ว +80

      As another woman I second and third this. I can’t stand it.

  • @rubydoo3307
    @rubydoo3307 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I grew up with the 2003 film, and I remember how much the colour and wonder reeled us in, and how I nearly broke my leg trying to fly when I was 7..... what I'm saying is that children and adults alike, deserve wonder.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just bought that movie... I remember it being really good. The old cartoon was amazing, too.

    • @freshbrewedasmr3378
      @freshbrewedasmr3378 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This remake makes the 2003 version look like a frickin masterpiece

    • @broke_person9664
      @broke_person9664 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That 2003 version was the only best live action ever

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You thought you could fly at the age of... SEVEN?! I have to know, what's your favourite flavour of CRAYON?!

    • @rubydoo3307
      @rubydoo3307 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RobinMcBeth this was a question I had to ask my mum, because yes- I was a weird seven year old. The answer btw is neon orange (mum says that's what was always on the walls).

  • @g-man9988
    @g-man9988 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    It's really stupid but the reason Tinkerbell doesn't glow in the movie is because the director said it "doesn't make sense" and "isn't realistic". When I read what he said it made me burst out laughing because of how absolutely nonsensical it is.

    • @mattjones7226
      @mattjones7226 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      He even asked where the light comes from. And I'm yelling at the screen that it comes from HER. She's a fucking fairy.

    • @g-man9988
      @g-man9988 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@mattjones7226 Exactly couldn't have said it better myself it really does just baffle me how these people function.

    • @chocolatitomaravilla3899
      @chocolatitomaravilla3899 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      ​@@g-man9988 obviously reaper is correct in his assumption that it was to avoid "whitening up" the black actress. But the director had to make up an excuse because obviously he couldn't admit the real ridiculous reason which would add to the argument that making tinkerbell black was a mistake and unnecessary

    • @g-man9988
      @g-man9988 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@chocolatitomaravilla3899 maybe you're right but then again I think it might be a mix of both because we all know the people at disney aren't exactly the smartest and I wouldn't put it past him to legitimately think he had to state a glowing fairy was unrealistic honestly I've seen way worse in stupidity especially from disney.

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mattjones7226 lmao It's that simple 🤣

  • @prettykit4
    @prettykit4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Because she has to keep reminding everybody that she is a native.” 💀💀This is priceless

    • @Charlotte226
      @Charlotte226 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you know you saying this just occurred to me that this is 100% true Disney doesn't care if it does good it cares if it gets diversity points for being inclusive.

    • @Oriol-oo7jl
      @Oriol-oo7jl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Charlotte226 yeah you right. Apparently it gives diversity points, but if you stop to think about it, it's actually rude and not polite to tell words to people who doesnt know its meaning.
      On the other hand, i remember a time i was living sorrounded with people who didnt understand my native language, and inevitablily, sometimes some words slide by mistake (or intentional). Its the brain wiring and stuff

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Charlotte226 only when comes to europeans but everyone else they can stay homogenous

  • @jkabbit
    @jkabbit ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    Actually, in the book, Pan did cut off Hook's hand and fed it to the croc. It was always a story that Pan thought was a good laugh. It's why the croc hunted Hook, and why Hook was obsessed with killing Pan

    • @jonjandres7178
      @jonjandres7178 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That's what I remembered especially from the movie Hook

    • @DarkTider
      @DarkTider ปีที่แล้ว +239

      And in the book all the lost boys were kids because Peter Pan straight up murdered them when they got too old. - The point stands, Peter Pan is a sociopathic violent little shit :D

    • @teygrim
      @teygrim ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Yep, the disney original made the character more palatable and sympathetic, but the original was kind of a sociopath. I never finished the book because I hated Peter so much

    • @BoomGiggity
      @BoomGiggity ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Captain Hook : Did Pan show good form when he did *this* to me?
      Mr. Smee : Why, Captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say.
      Captain Hook : Aye, but throwing it to that crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well he's followed me ever since, licking his chops for the rest of me.

    • @jkabbit
      @jkabbit ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Jon Jandres no one could play a better Hook than Hoffman. Robin Williams to me almost ruined the move. The scene where Hook threatens to commit suicide is the best.

  • @joerussell3216
    @joerussell3216 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I love these reviews.
    Disney is so terrible these days.

  • @MJT409
    @MJT409 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    The part where Wendy disams a nuclear warhead and opens a vegan cafe shop on the back of Hooks ship was so uplifting.

    • @captainsalty5688
      @captainsalty5688 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Stunning and brave!

    • @churchofthelambofsat
      @churchofthelambofsat ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Please tell me you're joking.

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The fact that we aren't sure if they're joking or not is a sign they could _possibly_ do this in our assessment of these directors, and that worries me... doesn't surprise me, given it's Hollywood, but it worries me as consumers lol.
      No wonder I don't trust new movies, anymore.

    • @SirRorschachJack
      @SirRorschachJack ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck off with these damn jokes already. Bot behavior by far.

    • @AdjustingLight
      @AdjustingLight ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best part by far

  • @rustyshackleford234
    @rustyshackleford234 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “Peter pansexual”
    I’m calling my sister that for now on.

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why sister?

    • @chrisidoo
      @chrisidoo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@solidvault3698 Maybe he has a sister.

    • @azazelgrigori9244
      @azazelgrigori9244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That joke was funnier than anything I've seen on Disney in a while.

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi ปีที่แล้ว +940

    To be fair, Peter Pan cutting off Hook's hand and feeding it to an alligator is the most accurate this whole movie is to the source material.

    • @Legend21for
      @Legend21for ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah agree

    • @wirginiamobillio
      @wirginiamobillio ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

    • @Andoroid
      @Andoroid ปีที่แล้ว +26

      True (except "alligator", it was a croc)

    • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
      @Ki_Adi_Mundi ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Andoroid Oh damn that's right, I must have been thinking of Happy Gilmore 😂

    • @jonathandawson3091
      @jonathandawson3091 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except that he did it because Hook was formidable.

  • @Luke101
    @Luke101 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    This new movie was soulless. It’s ironic. They make a big deal about casting a black woman as Tinkerbell, but remove all the qualities of the character that people love. She’s so irrelevant to this story now. She’s just there. Her death and resurrection means something in the other interpretations. Her jealousy of Wendy matters. Her relationship with Peter matters. She has depth. All of that is gone. They could have showcased Tiger Lily’s tribe and their culture since the 1953 movie had such a controversial depiction of Native Americans, but they don’t. She’s just there. They have a lost boy with Down Syndrome, but give him two lines and mostly just keep him in the background. There are girls in the lost boys now. Why? Because there are. Why are they called the lost boys then? Who knows. There’s no reason for it.
    They’re parading these changes like they’re being “diverse and inclusive” when it’s the exact opposite. They’re using the way these people look, and that’s it. They aren’t characters. Wendy even says “oh you’re ___” when a new character appears so the audience has a clue who tf they are. Beyond lazy.
    This movie is so far and away from what the Peter Pan story is. They remove Wendy’s maternal role and flirtationship with Peter in the story and make her an “independent girl boss” removing her purpose in the story completely. Her happy thoughts are her living her life alone. Gimme a break. The movie almost feels like it’s pushing an “anti mother” message. An “anti childhood” message. They sucked all the magic, the heart, the SOUL from this story. Neverland is dull and desolate. It doesn’t look like the place of a child’s imagination. Peter Pan has 0 charisma, 0 charm. Captain Hook is all of a sudden a sympathetic character? Just have him be a bad guy!!! That was such a half baked backstory and the execution was embarrassing. No plot point or character has any nuance. This whole movie is a nothing-burger. It’s soulless corporate garbage.

    • @narunatsu1
      @narunatsu1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree with everything you say! Can't believe people are really writting crap like this, it's crazy

    • @williet.3058
      @williet.3058 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hook is clearly a villain in the book and the 1953 version. Making him an ex lost boy destroys part of the rivalry and tension between him and Pan. The backstory is on the ao3 fanfiction level.

    • @narunatsu1
      @narunatsu1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@williet.3058 hahahaha love this comment 🤣

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie is pushing a lesbianism message and a hatred of the traditional moral life and family

    • @virginiaviola5097
      @virginiaviola5097 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what happened when bean counters figure they can cut out the middle man/femme and decide that they can write the movies themselves.

  • @Efrarraz1993
    @Efrarraz1993 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    The funniest thing is Tinkerbell and Wendy being friends when in reality......🗡🗡🩸🩸

    • @Merlodica
      @Merlodica ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It’s like saying France and England have always been close friends.

    • @bornstar481
      @bornstar481 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Merlodicathey only became friends after another bigger baddie came along germoney

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bornstar481 To call them friends was a bit of a stretch.

    • @chrisb.1214
      @chrisb.1214 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tinkerbell being jealous of Wendy over a boy doesn't jive with this modern feminist version of the story, so they made them friends in this instead because women are perfect in every way. SMH

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisb.1214 Yup. Funny how Tinkerbell is a four inch non human female in a kid's story. And they're still scared of her. Black her up, that will fix the problem.
      (No I fancy fit black girls too)

  • @pasquale-s5g
    @pasquale-s5g ปีที่แล้ว +37

    OMG! The part where Captain Hook agrees to lower his carbon emissions by installing solar panels on his ship made me tear up 😢

  • @nont18411
    @nont18411 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Sympathetic villains all over again. Why can’t we have villains who are just evil?

    • @wirginiamobillio
      @wirginiamobillio ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Cruella and Maleficent should have stayed evil but I don't mind making Hook a sympathetic character since he was treated unfairly by Peter. Peter could take the role of a villain but it wasn't done logically in this remake. Oh well, at least Scar is still a villain in the remake

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Why can’t we just have well written villains in general?

    • @bartholomew1096
      @bartholomew1096 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's why DreamWorks is king rn

    • @crowkid5553
      @crowkid5553 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Puss in boots the last wish anyone

    • @rezeno5665
      @rezeno5665 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We will never get another Frollo.

  • @Raze2090
    @Raze2090 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Peter Pan (2003) is still the superior adaptation. Good looking cast, great vfx, and the god-level soundtracks

  • @Abandoned_Account88
    @Abandoned_Account88 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    “Black tinker bell shows up to rob the place but is captured by Harry Potter” BRO WTF 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That was my favorite line in the video!

    • @ciudad7932
      @ciudad7932 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yah... black tinker bell though it was walmart

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You mean nikkerbell?

    • @sarahbeatles420
      @sarahbeatles420 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adil0028 not you being fucking racist. reporting

    • @pramusetyakanca1552
      @pramusetyakanca1552 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@adil0028, best joke so far. You get a like of approval from me.

  • @ぷードーモ
    @ぷードーモ ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The beauty of Wendy is that she's the one who made everyone reakize that growing up is not that bad. She's suppose to be mature and caring enough to be seen as a mother figure of the lost BOYS. I'm so done with 'strong' 'angsty' and 'rebellious' female characters....this is why I mostly stay away with western shows where the female character is the main lead....I realize that Asian shows now has more personality diversity and relationships that makes sense....

    • @soralee4268
      @soralee4268 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I hate that you are right

    • @elisedelaserre-x2o
      @elisedelaserre-x2o ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Couldn't like this comment more! Agree wholeheartedly

    • @ぷードーモ
      @ぷードーモ ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @CJ-ov1pl I guess you selective read and possibly even selectively understood what I said. If you think all strong women are angsty, rebellious and such then I guess it's up to you to decide to believe that. I suggest you read what I wrote before insinuating that I mean women in general, when I'm only pertaining to the common female protagonists that are portrayed in WESTERN media.

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @CJ yes. Problem with that?

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ぷードーモ dont reply to them with a comment explaining yourself, these people are degenrates and would fold so hard in a IRL confrontation.

  • @jonbuono7826
    @jonbuono7826 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Does Disney hate children now? They've ruined everyone's favourite fairytale stories countless times and now they've devastated the child actors in this film as they read all the negative reviews about this abominaton of a film. Disney magic seems to have become Disney malignity.

    • @playedit0ut290
      @playedit0ut290 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite the opposite. Disney wants to brainwash and exploit children to push their propaganda while they diddle them.

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they really devastate the actors in the movie?

    • @jonbuono7826
      @jonbuono7826 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@artisticalex1206 "Have they really devastated..."
      If you want to start an argument or ask meaningless questions, get some correct grammar skills.

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonbuono7826 I’m not trying to start an argument I just truly wanna know if the actors are upset about the reviewers negative reviews.

    • @rutgaurxi7314
      @rutgaurxi7314 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artisticalex1206 I'd say yes, Disney is probably home to a few danger haired pedos now!

  • @sonnywoods6846
    @sonnywoods6846 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Where did wendy learn how to use a sword if her family wanted her to be a traditional Victorian woman?

  • @ChocolateAsian9000
    @ChocolateAsian9000 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The only thing worse than the thumbnail is this movie

    • @Abandoned_Account88
      @Abandoned_Account88 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Feminist jumpscare

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Chris Terry What would be his taking here?

    • @alexsalmela8199
      @alexsalmela8199 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even notice how Wendy looked like in thumbnail 😅

    • @YesItsRickySpanish
      @YesItsRickySpanish ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shark tale vibes 😆🗿

    • @detective2221
      @detective2221 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dewolf123 Her uhhhh...Her lower backside.

  • @DavidByrden1
    @DavidByrden1 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wendy : "I am no boy!"
    Witch King of Angmar : "Aren't you in the wrong movie?"

  • @Janis_Valerio
    @Janis_Valerio ปีที่แล้ว +156

    That part where he cuts Hook's hand and give it to the gator is true. He is a psychopath 😂😂

    • @Blobby192
      @Blobby192 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was in prison with a gangster that cut off someones hand with a sword over a pub football match. psychopath confirmed

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, I was the gator

    • @trhansen3244
      @trhansen3244 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In the original story, Peter Pan had a horrible memory, too. He forgot all kinds of things and people and events and where he was or what he was doing. Basically, he was Joe Biden with a sword.

  • @ArwenUndomiel406
    @ArwenUndomiel406 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Only on Streaming" is the new "Straight to DVD."

    • @criticallard2090
      @criticallard2090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep.

    • @kickapoo242
      @kickapoo242 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not really. Tons of great indie films that don’t get theatrical releases.

  • @bryan81584
    @bryan81584 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Controversial opinion:
    The indian scene in the orignal cartoon wasnt offensive. Was it stereotypical? Sure. But so was its portrayal of pirates...mermaids...boys..etc. the indians were sharing their culture with the boys who are excited to join in their culture and customs.. nothing but respect and reverance by the young boys to the tribe.
    Even after the tribe took them prisoner initially because they didn't trust them.

    • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
      @Ki_Adi_Mundi ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's literally my favorite part of the original hah.

    • @Legend21for
      @Legend21for ปีที่แล้ว +128

      To be honest I don't find that scene offensive at all, The Natives were nice and they portrayed them accurately. And Peter and Wendy were not being racist to them.

    • @marcusclark1339
      @marcusclark1339 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      this, the only real change it needed was more accuracy in language and customs but that's too much work for modern disney, just scrub them from the movie except strong female indian girl so they can double up the "strong female representation"

    • @nicksnation1209
      @nicksnation1209 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree, I agree. I talk to a good friend of my whose native American and they weren't offended ever

    • @FoulPet
      @FoulPet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it bad enough for them to edit out of their animations?

  • @DP-Demos
    @DP-Demos ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The thing that make 0 sense to me is having lost girls. Like the whole point of the lost boys was that they had never seen a girl so windy acted like a mother figure to them. It defeats the whole purpose of the lost boys to begin with!

  • @amyqb117
    @amyqb117 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    😂😂😂 omg I hated ALL the characters besides the parents.

  • @danielmalinen6337
    @danielmalinen6337 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I just read that Peter and Wndy was originally supposed to be released in theaters in 2021, but then the pandemic came and the film was shelved. But over the past two years, it underwent changes, new scripts, reshoots and cuts to fit the Disney+ format and be released on streaming instead. For this reason, it would be interesting to see and know what the 2021 version would have been like if it had been realized.

  • @ashborn7343
    @ashborn7343 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    the second i saw the tralier i busted out laughing, knew it was gonna be dreadfull

  • @albatross4920
    @albatross4920 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This depiction of Nederland looks like a normal ass island. No mythical creatures, no mermaids, no cool Jungles or fantastical forests, no tree houses or cool fortresses. How do you have a magic island with no freakin' magical stuff?

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, right? How can you mess up "tropical island?"

  • @whitemagus2000
    @whitemagus2000 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My favorite part was when Tiger Lilly and Tinkerbell do the fushion dance to become Slay Queen Cleopatra.

  • @FallenSanityWrites
    @FallenSanityWrites ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Why is dying alone a happy thought? Usually it's the opposite-"
    I agree lol

  • @MJT409
    @MJT409 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I love the part where the lost persons ask Wendy to read them a bedtime story and she replies saying “not only will I read the story but I’ll make the bloody movie for you because that’s how fucking amazing I am “

    • @Oriol-oo7jl
      @Oriol-oo7jl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The Lost Persons" 😂😂😂

  • @christianu8819
    @christianu8819 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dont forget a line from wendy when they ask her to be their mother : "I dont even know If I want to be a mother"

    • @marii_lilmonsta
      @marii_lilmonsta ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you serious?! 😒 🙄

    • @elizabethscott7904
      @elizabethscott7904 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing wrong with that though. Not everyone wants children.

    • @christianu8819
      @christianu8819 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elizabethscott7904 out of context is not wrong, but is the constant abuse of this ideas on recent disney films that makes them feel forced. Is just feels like Disney trying to hard

    • @lagopusvulpuz1571
      @lagopusvulpuz1571 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@elizabethscott7904 Back then it was rarer & I remember that the Peter Pan movie was taking place during the War. Also have in mind that before modern technology people had more children mostly because of the lack of effective contraceptives & society wasn't that promiscuous back then. Originally Wendy was mature & motherly not an angry feminist with a modern mindset.

    • @shannonmcelroy8454
      @shannonmcelroy8454 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@elizabethscott7904 It's not that she doesn't want to be a mother. It's that she acts superior to everyone because of this stance.

  • @212th
    @212th ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Same ideals as a woman from the 21st century" 😂😂😂
    It's true though, dating is so difficult due to this "I don't need no man" mentality

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait until the government goes bankrupt. That will change very quickly.

    • @rioku2083
      @rioku2083 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or maybe you just can’t pull 😂

    • @narunatsu1
      @narunatsu1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't give up, there are many women that are not like that! But yeah, be careful 😂

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lesbianism

    • @rutgaurxi7314
      @rutgaurxi7314 ปีที่แล้ว

      Treat woman like scum, it works!

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    My favorite part of the movie is when Wendy looked around and realized the destruction and death she was responsible for and put down her gauntlets, and adopted two young girls whose parents had died recently.

  • @alexl6644
    @alexl6644 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Reaper: "Peter Pansexual"
    Me mid-breakfast at 5:36 a.m.: Thanks Reaper, have to clean my desk now because I spat out my tea.

    • @alexlafond3378
      @alexlafond3378 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i assume you're British sir, have a good morning from colonies of Canada.

  • @kingclover1395
    @kingclover1395 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I suppose they had to change Hook from a bad guy to a good guy because it would be ableism to present someone with a hook hand as being evil. They would be accused of hating the disabled.

  • @leah-marie5031
    @leah-marie5031 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    In all the other versions Peter was actually the one who cut off Hook's hand and fed it to the crocodile. He has always been somewhat immoral and sociopathic. The problem here is that this version of the character lacks any kind of charm and charisma, so his asshole nature stands out more.

    • @aestheticalrose4553
      @aestheticalrose4553 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly! And in the other versions hook was much more of a dick so you honestly weren’t that horrified by it. I mean the dude was constantly trying to murder children.

    • @leah-marie5031
      @leah-marie5031 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I do kind of feel bad for Hook at times as he's always being tormented by that crocodile (because of Peter Pan) but he's not supposed to be good in any way, he's still a manipulative murderer who tries to kill children and has even killed his own men for no real reason

    • @wirginiamobillio
      @wirginiamobillio ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Leah-Marie because kids were cooperating with Peter so he saw them as enemies as well. Maybe kids should have questioned the reality instead of assuming that someone is a bad guy who should be bullied just because Peter does it and makes it seem ok. And I remember, he did offer them to become pirates but they refused and said that they will support Peter till the end. The actions of Peter made him slightly crazy, sure, but kids were also bullying him for no reason

    • @wirginiamobillio
      @wirginiamobillio ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@LucasBR702 maybe not with Cruella or Maleficent but it could work with Hook if the writers had put more effort into it instead of lumping so much of different things into one pile of bs (there has to be a clear focus on something specific but the writers wanted to do everything all at once).

    • @wirginiamobillio
      @wirginiamobillio ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LucasBR702 Yep, to make it as grim as possible. It would have been cool to see a thriller/horror drama about Peter pan from a different psychological angle

  • @hdtripp6218
    @hdtripp6218 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Tinkerbell showed up to rob the place"
    Subscription earned +1

  • @stevenjohnson2886
    @stevenjohnson2886 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    How can I possibly enjoy this movie when it lacks the 'DIVERSITY' and 'REPRESENTATION' of MY PRONOUNS???

    • @MixerHaven1975
      @MixerHaven1975 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg stop.

    • @curtisgordon7379
      @curtisgordon7379 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MixerHaven1975 i think he was just taking the piss

    • @herekitty791
      @herekitty791 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are so regressive for casting only 2 of the 73 and a half genders out there

    • @Darkseidsolosfiction
      @Darkseidsolosfiction ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off and fuck your fake diversity shit, Leave Hollywood alone

    • @alexfriedman918
      @alexfriedman918 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the saddest features of our times is that you can no longer be sarcastic with people who don’t know you, as no matter how ridiculous your comment is, it won’t even be the most absurd thing uttered in the preceding 5 minutes!

  • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
    @DavidMartinez-ce3lp ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There was already a great live action Peter Pan movie from 2003. I remember renting that from Blockbuster and watching it with my family. Also, the Tinker Bell movies are fun as well.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I'm going to rewatch that soon. I recall it doing some good stuff with Pan's character. And Jason Isaacs was a terrific Hook.

    • @jefuru5788
      @jefuru5788 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Swiftbow Mr. Isaacs was also Mr. Darling in this one ! :0
      And it's bloody interesting
      The 2023 movie is basically an attempt to remake and / or copy the 2003 masterpiece, resulting in a garbage.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jefuru5788 Well, the 2003 movie isn't Disney. That's partly why it followed the book a LOT more closely. The biggest change was in the climax with Peter and Wendy... which I thought was really effective and something the book hinted at, but never fully embraced.
      The original Disney cartoon followed the book for the most part, too... at least on the major plot beats. They simplified and glossed over a lot of the grittier stuff. I do love both versions. (Not this new travesty.) The old cartoon is the most fun version... the 2003 is fun, too, but also leans more into the themes of why growing up (while not forgetting the value of youth) is a good thing.

  • @sr2340
    @sr2340 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The 2003 version was perfect. I’ll stick with that

  • @BigSplenda1885
    @BigSplenda1885 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hearing Al Pacino say “you stupid f***ing cu**” was so appropriate here an the best thing I ever heard lol I am dying.....

  • @barret-xiii
    @barret-xiii ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Looking at these clips, all I can think is "Why is everything so goddamn dark?!" Half the scenes are borderline imperceptible with how dark the color grading is! This is supposed to be a KID'S MOVIE! Where's the color?! Where's the shine?!

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's only supposed to be dark during the opening and maybe ending scene, the real world parts

  • @tratzum
    @tratzum ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Going to watch Hook this weekend to see how a remake/sequel is done right.
    RIP Robbin Williams.

  • @BNG1Fdarest
    @BNG1Fdarest ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love your delivery bro! Glad to see honest reviews from real people...the accent is just gravy! Disney sucks now.

  • @mks-graphics4760
    @mks-graphics4760 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I also just watched the Critical Drinker's review on this movie. It's nearly identical to this one to the point i'm certain he watched this one before making his own. I legit had a deja-vu.

    • @williet.3058
      @williet.3058 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody with a brain has the same things to say about the film

  • @erikuu96
    @erikuu96 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Peter Pansexual" 🤣🤣

  • @mozworthy
    @mozworthy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laughed my arse off through the whole review. Thank you Reaper, for giving such a brutally honest and amusing review of this total piece of dog ****.

  • @John-Doe-Yo
    @John-Doe-Yo ปีที่แล้ว +26

    How dare they not cast a ginger as Peter, we need more ginger representation!

  • @majorgear1021
    @majorgear1021 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In this movie, we get Peter Pan after a few bottles of Bud Light. Wendy "yaaaas Queen!" , and Tinkerbell "I'm just here to rob the place" .
    Well played Reaper, jolly well played!

  • @natedizzledazzle380
    @natedizzledazzle380 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “No this magic belongs to no boy.” 🤮

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      better exchange
      Hook: you have his magic!?
      Wendy: it wasn't his to begin with

    • @natedizzledazzle380
      @natedizzledazzle380 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liamdalemon1525 Agreed 🙏

  • @jschap712
    @jschap712 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Again, like their live version of Pinocchio, or other films like The Woman King, or stories about social stratification in Victorian England depicting all black people as wealthy nobles, the wokeness managed to completely undermine the story's messages. In the book, the Lost Boys are described as having no girls beccause girls aren't stupid enough to fall out of their baby carriages. Wendy plays a maternal role to them, and it is her mature maternal instincts that inspires growth in the boys. But they instead choose to throw out all motivation and growth and learning because everyone starts out as ideal (which, by woke standards, means rude, selfish, and rejecting love as weakness) cookie-cutter figures with level playing fields instead of facing adversity and difference, and even finding value in differences. That's why the woke movement is undermining black rights, women's rights, gay rights, etc. It is a self-destructive movement of ignorant fucks whose sole value is being different for the sake of being different, and yet vilifying and denying difference simultaneously.

    • @alejandrotorresriquelme8714
      @alejandrotorresriquelme8714 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good to know that woke girls are retarded. I kinda noticed when I met them in my last years of college

    • @matthewrascoe8690
      @matthewrascoe8690 ปีที่แล้ว

      This 👆

    • @midnightfun1277
      @midnightfun1277 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. Its like they needed to watch the old movies in order to actually learn and mature

  • @EBThisThat
    @EBThisThat ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I personally think Hook was the best representation of Peter Pan since the original with some new additions. To this day, it’s still one of my favorite films because it runs the gamut of emotions and is a joy to watch.

    • @tango4633
      @tango4633 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, every time i watch it, it makes me miss Robin Williams so much. 10/10 movie

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you seen it as an adult? I heard it's kind of a bummer but I remember it being so great

  • @tommoconstantly
    @tommoconstantly ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'Peter Pansexual' 😂 I lost it

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had to cleanse my eyes by watching the Peter Pan 2003 adaptation. It's arguably the best direct live-action adaptation of Peter Pan. No identity politics, no feminism.

  • @freshbrewedasmr3378
    @freshbrewedasmr3378 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just rewatched the 2003 version. It was beautiful, funny, magical, good characters, everything this movie is not. When Peter got wounded by Hook at the Black Castle, for the rest of the movie you can see that scar. The fairies were beautiful and GLOWED, music was fantastic, there was character growth. One shot from that movie had more color than this entire movie combined

  • @darkscorpion6534
    @darkscorpion6534 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    it's people like you that Save me hours of my life!

  • @onedeadcat
    @onedeadcat ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Loved the part when Wendy suplexed the pirate ship and blocked a cannonball with her Thanos jaw.

  • @harleymilani1552
    @harleymilani1552 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Tinker bell doesnt glow because unrealistic" Disneys fall from grace makes me sadder every day

  • @leonardofazbear1258
    @leonardofazbear1258 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    What i really hate the most is how they decided to make the female characters not nice, kind, and compassion cause it's considered "weak" to the writers and it's frustrated.

    • @KarateGirl999
      @KarateGirl999 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To them, women who are dicks are strong badasses who can do anything and women who are kind and compassionate are weaklings who'll get nowhere in life. As a strong woman who is also very kind and sweet, this trope makes me wanna bash my head against a wall. I'm not one to say "I'm offended", because that phrase has practically no meaning anymore. But honestly, with how much Disney has been pushing that trope...I feel insulted.

    • @shannonmcelroy8454
      @shannonmcelroy8454 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Remember when it was the villains who mocked these qualities and not the heroes?
      Fauna: "Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others. You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy."
      Gaston: What's the matter, beast? Too "kind and gentle" to fight back?
      Frollo: You idiot! That wasn't kindness! That was cunning! Gypsies are not capable of real love!

  • @hurly214
    @hurly214 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “later on that night, black Tinker Bell shows up to rob the place” 😂 ooooh no

  • @absurdengine8502
    @absurdengine8502 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I liked the scene at the end when Hook reveals he's Pans father.

  • @MaximumWarp2099
    @MaximumWarp2099 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I suppose I should buy a copy of the book before the sensitivity sensors get ahold of it.

  • @tiamystic
    @tiamystic ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:07 You got no chill LMAOOO💀

  • @ThoughtsOfaDyingNihilist
    @ThoughtsOfaDyingNihilist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Peter Pansexual" I laughed harder than I should’ve

  • @lRedPosion
    @lRedPosion ปีที่แล้ว +114

    That comment about the original having a certain charm is spot on. What holds up the best is the effects they have on tinkerbell. Those fairy dust looks so damn good and must have taken alot of drawing work

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus she had that dump truck 🍑

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And she was never black to start with, eithet

    • @lRedPosion
      @lRedPosion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adil0028 that's not even the biggest issue it's how bland and unforgettable she was in the remake.

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lRedPosion it very much is. We can't just let these black people steal whatever they want

    • @avidagamegerl1081
      @avidagamegerl1081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lRedPosion…Don’t you mean “forgettable”?

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No villains. No heroes. No point.

  • @SleepyyTorres
    @SleepyyTorres ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Black Tinker Bell shows up to rob the place" 😂😂😂

  • @CabezasDePescado
    @CabezasDePescado ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Peter Pansexual" you got a good chuckle out of me with that one haha, this is one of my new favorite channels, the voice and straightforward way you talk and insult everything is very funny to me

  • @henrygambles3652
    @henrygambles3652 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know I never thought a Peter Pan film should have ended with the ship crashing with everyone on board but hey ho here we are!

  • @badeggontheyoutube145
    @badeggontheyoutube145 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OG Wendy would never act like that to her brothers. She would die for those boys, she is the kindest and most responsible and caring older sister I've ever seen in a book/movie. What they did to her in that trainwreck of a movie sickens me. She was genuinely the sweetest kid ever, and there is were her strength lies. But no, they had to turn her in to a little bitch (no shame on the actress tho, I know she is a child and that horrible script was not her fault)

  • @zillatorian1180
    @zillatorian1180 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Peter threw Hook's hand to the crocodile in the original story too, but in that version he had admirable traits like giving Hook a leg up in a duel on marooner's rock only for the captain to fight dirty and rake Peter's arm or to allow Wendy to fly away on John's kite as he stayed behind to drown.

    • @ShaDO118k
      @ShaDO118k ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was about to say, that's in the original story, Peter did do that too hook.

    • @zillatorian1180
      @zillatorian1180 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ShaDO118k Hook even says he prefers the hook to his hand as it gives him an advantage to killing, he just hates that the croc has a taste for him now.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did he cut off Hook’s hand in the original movie?

    • @NimbusAngelo
      @NimbusAngelo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nont18411 Sometime before the story, Captain Hook and his crew of pirates invade Neverland. Peter Pan, known as the protector of Neverland, intervenes, and a mutual duel commences with Hook. Peter gets the upper hand, literally, and feeds it to the ancient crocodile that was nearby. I suppose Peter did so to teach the pirate a lesson.

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nont18411 There's also a symbolic meaning. Peter Pan incarnates childhood while Hook represents adulthood and all the serious things that go with it... including death, whom the crocodile with a ticking clock is an allegory for.

  • @rachelliz284
    @rachelliz284 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The narrator's accent and vocal inflections makes what he's saying even more funny! 💯

  • @SleepForever2
    @SleepForever2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Btw peter pan was originally meant to be seen as the villain in Disney but the animated version made him seem like the good guy for children but if you seen dark theory videos you would understand why he seems like a damn like psycho path lol

    • @amyqb117
      @amyqb117 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The problem here is that the writers don’t actually intend Peter to be the villain. They think he’s the hero (after the women Ofcourse) here that only made a tiny mistake.
      .
      If they stuck to the original story without having some out-clause of “let’s relate to the villain because he’s actually not bad” then I think it still would have been a good movie. Not this.

    • @SleepForever2
      @SleepForever2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@amyqb117 Ik the problem was that Disney is trying their hardest to not seem so sexiest or racist to our generation and to our new city of people getting offended so easily. I just thought I point out how he is technically a villain, but the movies have ruined their original plan to make him be seen as the great hero and loveable character which they failed to do in this movie and it's just so fucking boring to watch legit after the first 20mins I turned it off lmao.

    • @straightjacket308
      @straightjacket308 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's a channel, and of course I can't remember the name of it, but the channel has videos titled "The disturbing origins of" And Peter Pan really is pretty fucked up 🤣🤣🤣 This movie however is completely neutering this character. I don't get why they had to make Wendy such a bitch, and Peter such a pussy when Wendy was fascinated with the stories, and Peter was a daredevil. What makes them think this is going to work???

    • @wirginiamobillio
      @wirginiamobillio ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, the original idea was that Peter is a sinister boy that likes sadism but the animated Disney cartoon added more comedy and slightly altered the original grim story (because they wanted to make the story less dark for kids, like they did with the Hunchback of Notre Dame animated film by excluding the tragic ending of all three main characters). The problem with the remake is that it was poorly planned and done, the acting was unimpressive and the dirty swamp filter ruined the movie experience, as well as made scenes look empty and dull. There are many different ways on how to make a refreshing new story but unfortunately, the director is prioritizing agenda before a good story

    • @sr2340
      @sr2340 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is clearly the hero in the book

  • @rynne1104
    @rynne1104 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the 2003 peter pan will always b my fav. I do believe in fairies, i do, i do. so iconic

  • @matthewgaulke8094
    @matthewgaulke8094 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What is the message for modern audiences? You don't need talent as long as you align yourself with "the message".

  • @SabbathSaint
    @SabbathSaint ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can just feel the spit of frustration hit my face @ 0:30

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wendy(ft. Peter Pan)

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:38 Ironically, those cannonballs were the only balls allowed in the movie…

  • @Ben-bg2lp
    @Ben-bg2lp ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The first TH-cam video that consists of only interrogative sentences.

  • @kenny10188
    @kenny10188 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit! I thought the thumbnail was edited, but damn! God added too much spacing between her eyes 😂

  • @karphunt3r848
    @karphunt3r848 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Anyone else waiting for the drinker’s inevitable video?
    Edit: I realise it was a bit cheeky to post about another TH-camr in the comments. However having now watched the video I have to say it was hilarious. Well done sir.

    • @alexsolomons2996
      @alexsolomons2996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He would rip this apart... Believe That!

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I expect lots of "f*ck off film!" 🤣

    • @andrewlowden322
      @andrewlowden322 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Would love Reaper on the Drinkers Happy Hour along with Disparu!

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck no; I'm just here to laugh at adults bitching about kids' shows they're not forced to watch..
      Something Something the message and drunk sex with Russian hooker...
      Seriously don't know what's worse:
      Woke trash shows...
      Or the TH-camrs that build their fame upon them

  • @DCshizuko
    @DCshizuko ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Peter pan cutting off Hooks hand and feeding it to the crocodile is accurate. Its the reason why the croc keeps stalking Hook, he just tasted too good 🥰

  • @lovetolovefairytales
    @lovetolovefairytales ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Their brother John who looks like Harry Potter" 😂. The funniest part is I've done fanvideos for the 2003 Peter Pan where I used Harry Potter for clips of "older John Darling" so this is spot on.

  • @FreeLee123
    @FreeLee123 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    No plan to watch the movie, your review was hilarious and I enjoyed the interspersed memes. I hope they keep churning out these mediocre moves for more of this content.

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you want content about trash shows you don't watch????

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darrengordon-hill Because they are actually entertaining..and free!

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I like Disney remakes but I haven’t seen this nor do I plan to because this actually looked bad to me.

  • @modman287
    @modman287 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I literally saved time and braincells watching this instead of the actual movie

  • @GroofusDoofus900
    @GroofusDoofus900 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brutal and brilliant review, round of applause!

  • @lolubaba
    @lolubaba 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The significance of the passage of time .... 😂

  • @taz3810
    @taz3810 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gotta say, the biggest surprise here is the sympathetic Hook, I thought this card was for villain ladies only.
    Cant wait to know why Frollo was right about burning up Paris now lmao

    • @williet.3058
      @williet.3058 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will never happen, Esmeralda will burn him instead because feminism

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude, that thumbnail is literally fucking terrifying. Oh my God.

  • @Azaryahu
    @Azaryahu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:51 i thought she DIDN'T want to go to school when her mother told her about it...

  • @MadMax-09
    @MadMax-09 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Her happy thoughts are fucking dying alone 😂

  • @PCPHD
    @PCPHD ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Pleaseeee never stop making these content !!!!!!

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill ปีที่แล้ว

      You talking to Disney?
      Cos that's how we got this trash...

  • @elizabethweigle6146
    @elizabethweigle6146 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In the original story, Peter Pan was a cautionary tale about the dangers of wanting to stay childish and irresponsible instead of “growing up” and becoming a functioning adult

  • @Stat119
    @Stat119 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ah shit, here we go again 🗿

  • @maestro7534
    @maestro7534 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:37 I think I heard the actual reason is even more stupid: the glowing would be unrealistic. Yeah, the literal fairy is fine, but a glowing fairy is just too much.

  • @Kink_Shaman
    @Kink_Shaman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Critical Drinker: Can I copy your homework?
    Reaper: sure, just change it a bit so it doesn’t look like you copied

    • @justhereforthetragedy
      @justhereforthetragedy ปีที่แล้ว

      I legit thought I was going crazy with the déjà vu! Which review was uploaded first?

    • @Kink_Shaman
      @Kink_Shaman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justhereforthetragedy I’m pretty sure Reaper beat Drinker by a day. Which, I mean, I understand they both must have been working on it for a while, so maybe it’s just congruent thinking.

    • @doqille
      @doqille ปีที่แล้ว +1

      came here for that commentary XD They are almost identical rewiews, even the video inserts are the same (like that one with Cruela and Maleficent)