How Did No One See This Coming? - Madame Web - 1st Time Watching Movie Reaction
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ค. 2024
- Adam and Jay react, review, riff, and rate the biggest flop of 2024, so far, Madame Web.
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Remember.... She flew to Peru while being wanted for kidnapping on a private plane... Out of New York...TWO YEARS AFTER 9/11
That just made me realize why the timeline still doesn't make sense. They edited the film to death to try to make it take place when MCU Peter was born. But he's 15 in Civil War and Homecoming which take place in 2016. So he should've been born in 2001, but they didn't want to set a movie in 2001 New York...
she drove the stolen taxi with no liscence plate to the airport, parked it, went to Peru, came back 2 weeks later and the taxi was still there kuz she drives it later on 🤣🤣🤣
While on the run from the police.
@@ryank4955No connection to the MCU.
Jay, ten seconds into the movie: "Is his mouth moving or is that ADR?"
Me: "Fuckin buckle in, brother."
lolol
this movie was like: You're at grandma's house, you find those cookie tin cans, and you're like "ok there must be cookies in there, and please be cookies not sewing kits", and instead of cookies and sewing kits, it' dried dog poop. and you're like "oh, I kinda wish it was sewing kit now"
Sounds bout right
I had a crappy day and this comment made me laugh for the first time today
I would disagree. At least dog poop would be interesting
I think the problem is granny doesn’t have a dog. That’s a tin of your gran’s shit
Your comment was a journey. I went on that journey and there was dog poop...it was better than the movie.
One of my favorite parts of this movie is the implication that Peter eventually decides on the design for his costume to resemble that of the spree killer who murdered all those cops back in 2003.
Peter is a well-known N.W.A. fan in this universe.
“what a spectacular big bag of sh*t” lmaooo I laughed so hard on that
34:46 That man called the cops because he read about the events on the subway THAT AFTERNOON in the newspaper! 😂🤣😂🤣
My power’s out due to a strong storm, my iPad’s at 63%, and I’m using it for y’all!
So this guy has lived 30 years with spider powers and hasn't aged, but in the next 10 years, his hair is going to turn gray.
So, a bit of backstory on why specifically Dakota's performance was really rough on this one. There were two main reasons:
1: Her agent lied to her and told her that she was joining the MCU. As soon as she realized what had actually happened, she fired them on the spot and got a new agency.
2: According to her, she was quickly moved from one green screen-filled set to another and only given a couple takes at each scene with barely any direction before being wheeled to the next one. They shot this fast and sloppy and she had hardly any idea what was going on for just about the entire time until it was over and already being edited.
I definitely don't blame the actors for this one. They were on a roller coaster that was barely hanging on by a thread and they were hanging on for dear life. The blame for this falls entirely on the writers, the director, and the studio.
I also read that the script she signed on to was completely scrapped and by the time she got to set it was a totally different movie.
@traupman84 Yeah, they made a ton of changes both on-set and in post with ADR. No one knew what movie they were making until the trailer showed up.
That sounds horrible. Thanks for the info
That's also why she was having a hard time in interviews when asked about the movie... Because she really didn't know what to say about this movie even after wrapping up filming, because of all the changes that were made.
Didn't she fire her agent the day after the first trailer dropped?
Both of your expressions when the main character says, "Don't do dumb things", is so priceless. I mean, the fact that she says is.....WOW! 😂😂
my fav part of this whole video is jay laughing at madame web(blind) looking out a window
Love how the milk in this universe is just called Milk with big letters 😂.
Pro: watching a movie with my two internet best friends!
Con: I have to sit through Madam Web…again
But your channel makes it worth it 😜
20:45 Where was that dump truck even going at 70mph when it hit the ambulance, it's a dead end!
No wonder Dakota Johnson fired her agent right before this came out. I love what a huge troll she is. She was like, "this isn't what I signed on for. This is stupid. I'm not even going to try." I respect her complete lack of interest.
Worst line in the movie: "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come."
Trying to say "With great power comes great reaponsibility" without actually saying it.
You can't just flip it... That's not how conditional arguments work.
All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares!
I EAT MATH FOR BREAKFAST!
my theory, this was a giant coke ad to ruin Pepsi.
Been looking forward to this movie react ever since my mom was in the Amazon, researching spiders.
😅😅😅
I hope it wasn't right before she died. 😣
I do think the editors deserve their flowers, they took a corporate think tank movie that was filmed quickly and turned it into a perfect parody of corporate think-tank superhero movies
Someway, somehow this movie was even worse than I expected it to be… I didn’t know that was even possible! 😂
Watching along with the full react on Patreon was the only way I got through it 😅
45:13 She flew to Peru while being wanted for abducting three teens. Even if they do not know her name….if the girls were spotted in the diner…someone in the airport would have questioned that she was the suspect.
That's right, they should have done something realistic like having her wear a cap. Nobody would have been able to recognise her then
TWO YEARS after 9/11.
How did Cassie find the spot where the girls were, in the dark, in a stolen taxi? It's 2003, no smart phones, so she didn't drop a pin...
Used the world WEB
I don't think I've ever heard of a movie whose plot was rebuilt with ADR. It's a real one-of-a-kind film.
Oh. Oh no. It's time. To ruin your life. I present to you, Disney's Artemis Fowl. An adaptation of a beloved Irish children's fantasy book that was "Harry Potter meets James Bond."
Except ... Disney Executives decided AFTER THE MOVIE WAS ALREADY FINISHED that they didn't like the idea of the main character being a smartalec criminal mastermind in the making, stealing gold from fair folk. So, they hired Colin Ferrall to be the father that was originally missing, deleted all the scenes of the mother, forcibly changed their crime family into more of an Indiana Jones with a bad reputation, and then used ADR to surgically insert a nonsense McGuffin into the story in the place of any mention of hostage money.
The movie was already done. The first TRAILER was already out.
This is the definition of a horrible comic book movie. That’s why I don’t crap on movies like the marvels or Antman 3 because those were solid films 💯
Still doesn't excuse releases like Eternals or She-Hulk.
@@sebastianemond5313 in your opinion.
@@sebastianemond5313 Both of those were great. She Hulk especially was nearly 100% true to the source material
@@Animaniac0451 I liked She-Hulk too, but even She-Hulk had studio interference. The order of the episodes was changed so much they had to re-arrange the plot with editing last second.
My good friend was a PA on this film, so I had to find EVERY silver lining I could.
The bit in the taxi was ok
I liked Uncle Ben
That scene where Ezekiel slaughters everyone in the diner to “Toxic” was admittedly really cool
The pigeon not dying.
Best thing about the movie is it helped pay for a bunch of people’s mortgages.
I was surprised when I saw Ben Parker in this movie.
The writing and performance for the main villain in this is a new level of special. Also, his main fear is that they murder him by pushing him out a window...yet he spends the rest of the movie jumping off buildings and landing on his feet???
Ezekiel has got to be the worst Spider-person ever. He has all the wall crawling powers with the addition of mental powers and poison running through his fingers. But the trade-off is the worst Spider-sense after being hit by two cars. Yes, I was expecting him to be hit by a third car before the end of the movie.
The emotional spiral of anyone watching this movie needs to be studied for science
My favorite part was the very end, when Dakota Johnson talks about the Chinese food and Sydney Sweeney asks, “How did you know that?” As if your blind, adopted mother figure having psychic powers is something she just forgot
The ADR was atrocious, and the writing was horrific, but I'm honestly surprised y'all didn't say anything about the choppy editing. This whole film was a catastrophic mess. Dakota took the phrase "I'm not even supposed to BE here today" and made it her mantra for the whole film. I can't wait to see your fixes for it though. Can we...can we PLEASE just give Spiderman to Marvel? PLEEEEASE???
The idea of Sony lying to actors that their movies are in the MCU is kinda hilarious “yea yea yea this is the MCU… you’ll be HUGE after this we’ll let you talk to Feige soon” lol
Sydney was apparently playing a 14 yr old and they tried to show that through her wardrobe
What?!?!? No! 14?!? Get out of here. Come on!
@@pReviewd mhm
19:32 had me laughing out loud. I was saying, “Wait for it…wait for it…I am still waiting for it…there it is!”
Also, “I’m going to keep doing dumb things” needs to be a T-Shirt.
I think my favorite part is that 'Las Aranas' literally just means 'The Spiders'. It's like if a bunch of bee people congregated and called themselves 'The Bees'
24:57 I was wondering when you’d realize that Jay lol. Your reaction did not disappoint buddy
She drove an ambulance from like the 3rd floor of a parking deck, and it was completely fine and able to drive.
50:39 i understood that reference
Rejoicing in weird/bad movies?. We need to link you guys up with Rick from Blindwave. Man has a signed copy of the script to “the room”.
"Who are you, what is going on?"
For the love of GOD, someone give me a synopsis, because this attention deficit fever dream has left me uninformed! LOL
I almost…. Almost did the full watchalong. Then, when I saw that it wasn’t on Netflix in Canada, and would cost 6.99 to rent, I said nope! I’ll wait for the TH-cam reaction. 6.99?!? Really Canada?!
6.99 is WAY too high of a price to endure this level of trauma.
This movie teaches us CPR early on, because it knows its audience is going to need their hearts manually restarted half way in. I wish it had the decency to end the film the first time she drove the car through the diner. We could have seen the car hit the bad guy, heard his back loudly snap, and than everyone gets a nice frosty Pepsi. This movie made me fill like I was in the dumpster, while it was being lit on fire. I love that Sony thinks fireworks are comparable to ballistic rockets & bunker busters though. The best part though, Jay’s peter tingle activating around bad wigs, and the boys decent through a maelstrom of confusion and increasing rage as this film defiantly commits multiple acts of fraud. My heart goes out to the cast and crew who suffered giving birth to this nightmare.
I think I spotted the moment Adam and Jay's souls left their bodies.
In association with marvel?
😆
This will be the one and only time I ever watch this… and it’s only because you guys are doing it.
I am very glad that I didn't watch this movie on it's own, and just watched you guys' reaction. Thanks for making what would have been me falling asleep on the couch, and then trying to watch it 8 more times, falling asleep every time until I gave up, into an enjoyable experience.
The Pitch Meeting reference was Chef's Kiss
100% written by AI, i'll fight anyone who thinks differently lol
I never thought or wanted to go through the pain of this film again but having you guys watching along made things so much better. Also for those who may not have noticed, Madame Web's theme is just the Playstation Spider-man Theme with a few notes switched. So the trailers were a fraud and one could argue this film had elements of plagerism as well.
Sponsered by Pepsi: Don't do stupid things, drink an Pepsi
25:03 Yep that was my reaction too Jay. I had the opportunity to watch this for FREE and I couldnt get past the Baby Shower scene.
You had the opportunity to make a film with some cool spider themed super heroes and they didnt evdn have them in their costumes for more then 5 minutes.
This movie was bananas but for all the wrong reasons. I think the best part is Sydney Sweeney is in this movie.
You guys reacting to this movie is a sweet way to close out the holiday weekend. This is going to be hysterical 😭
The Poughkeepsie part cracked me up. If you are gunna ask people to leave NYC and get on a train for an hour plus..at least pick Beacon.
1:02:15 sums it up. I almost wish when they started the reaction I just skipped to that to see the joy leave their faces
I feel like this was supposed to be a Madame Web version of Terminator. But then the studio wanted to sell toys so let's shoehorn three "Spider People" into the story and forget we have Adam Scott and Emma Roberts in the movie.
I’ve never seen this movie but I can watch your reaction and get the gist of how bad this is
So... Madame Web basically has Final Destination powers?
Was the last line really "the best thing about the future is that it hasn't happened yet"?
screw it... 33 minutes in and I am 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*This is Switchmas 7 months early* ❤❤❤❤
Never been this early, rip this movie a new one guys!
Y'all are giving this movie way more attention than it deserves
I remember forgetting this movie existed
Yay more movie reactions please!
The future guy was cursed from stealing the spider. The self fulfilling prophecy part of his punishment was one of the only things that can arguably make sense.
What's weird is that the future vision prophecy thing... didn't even come true.
@@wtimmins Not in the way originally presented. Both characters had the ability to change events, but only Cass could change them to avoid a deadly fate.
This movie got all their 2000's references wrong 💀
20:26 I only got that reference because i recently started playing Imperial Assault with muhboys lol Persuasion check…
Soos: Oh No, a letter ripped!
Grunkle Stan: What the S!!!!
Lucky from Ghostbusters:Afterlife, and Ghostbusters:Frozen Empire is in this movie
Can we get a Road House watch an along?
My kiddo came 4 weeks early. I was totally not prepared. Also, this movie was awful. It was almost painful to have to see you guys put yourselves through it. LOL. I love yall for the dedication. 🍑
BEST. PART. "I EAT MATH FOR BREAKFAST!"
It's 100% clear that Sony has no clue how to make a good Marvel movie. I don't have much hope for Kraven lol
Somehow Furiosa is doing as bad as this box office wise. Hollywood has a serious problem on their hands
Folks I felt like Palps at the end of ROTS after watching this "film"... The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed!
They should watch The Honest Trailer of Madame Web next!
I feel incredibly sorry for the people who saw this in a theater. They didn’t have the comforts of home. 😕
" Here's how to do CPR" Shouldn't we give rescue breaths too? " Nah" Also she was giving compressions and her supervisor told her to quit because her patient was clearly conscious . You know they have real EMT's on set right?
“Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!” 😂
Just watched the Fix...*buckles seatbelt*
EDIT: Another Jay meth joke -- *Chef's kiss*
Jay: So we not gonna see them in thier superhero suits again are we?
That realization that everyone who watched this movie got.
I keep going back to 1:02:12 to hear him deeply sigh ... before viscerally declaring: "What a spectacular big bag of sh!t." 🤣🤣🤣
Anybody know where I can pick up the tankard Adam shows off at 9:12 ? Looks great.
20:56 I am less impressed by the surveillance capabilities, than I am that the computer created accurate photo realistic picture from his dreams!
Jay slowly realizing what kind of movie this is gonna be after figuring out all scenes of them in the suits was just a 20 second vision is the kind of pain i felt in theaters after just the first 20 seconds of the movie
The way I stopped what I was doing to watch this 😂😂😂
I think it was clear that he was a villain when he shot a pregnant woman. Or is that not evil enough anymore?
Oh, good point!
I think that was actually an accident on his part. But he did shoot everyone else with no hesitation.
Wanna Mention they Advertised the Fuck out of the Spider Women in that Vision thing.....
Funny thing about the truck hitting the ambulance was if you look at the sky shot just after that was showing the fake fire you can see that the truck was heading towards the water so if he was going speed was he trying to go in the drink?
How would you rate this movie Jay? 01:02:15 and I concur! No wonder DJ fired her agent, sheesh.
Wasn't Dakota Blind(folded) and immobile in the last movie she was in? 😁
Jay going, "Oh no, oh no," hahahahah
I'll tell you the same thing I told my dad when we left seeing this movie, "I'm sorry." Thanks for the reaction.
My dad died two years ago. He was my hero and my best friend. But if I had the chance to ressurect him for a few hours, just to watch this movie with him, and for us to spend time together one last time, I would pass.
I have never seen Dakota act well in a movie imo. I am so baffled by her career. I just.. will never understand. The only person i've met who is a fan has admitted it's ironic.
she is a nepo baby...
I'm in Atlanta and my lady was heading to the Meg The Stallion concert. It's been postponed so we spent the night watching X-men and eating comfort foods to soothe her major annoyance. She's laying in the bed, and I was watching this reaction for the fifth time...we get to the part where Jay and Adam are discussing wigs, and I replay that part to get her opinion, because I'm with Adam and don't notice anything. Right before the camera cuts to them walking towards the diner at 34:00, she says "Yeah, I don't really notice a bad wig....but I do notice the fact that they just left a fire going in the fucking forest without even trying to put it out completely." I don't even know if thats a character choice or an honest filming misstep.
So there we go. More dumb things. This movie was a train wreck.
51:19 bro😂☠️ this to be the funniest callback joke of all time.
Other comment… the bad guy… If you ever watched Manos The Hands of Fate - this guy seems to be taking his acting queues from Torgo.
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I'm starting to wonder if Tahar Rahim (Ezekiel Sims) just has a weird voice. EVERY line from him sounds weird. Like... every single one. He sounds like someone doing a bit.
The ADR was so bad in this movie, and not just because of the lips not matching to what was being said (assuming they were moving at all!) but especially for me because I can always hear the artificialness of it. Though the worst I've ever heard was in Avengers: Endgame. I mean, in the diner with Smart Hulk, you could f**king hear the booth echo nearly every time Ruffalo was saying something! Anyway, back to the subject at hand. I honestly don't know how, with my ADHD, that this movie was able to keep my attention. Maybe because it was fascinating as a steaming dumpster fire train wreck?
Did the girls use CHEST COMPRESSIONS to restart Cassie's BREATHING?
I watched this earlier today when I saw your Fix It! episode go up, and... I don't think it IS worse than Morbius. See, Adam's right. They WERE trying with Morbius, and they fucked it up. But they weren't trying at ALL with Madame Web, and both films are about the same level of quality. Which I take to mean that Morbius is the worse film of the two.
I think this was a Spider-woman movie,but they couldn’t decide which to make it for. That’s why all 3 are in it. And looking up their origins for a joke on another vid, I found out they gave all their origins to Cassandra.
Hey Jay -I’m 56 and my youngest is 7. I too am afraid I won’t see him grown.
40:54 - “She just seems like she ruins parties.”
She *did* ruin a party! That baby shower was a total slog, all because of her.
You know... I feel like we would be more engaged in Miss Webb figuring out the Las Ananas thing if we hadn't been shown all she's figuring out in a flashback at the start of the movie.
14:36 “we’ll see”. NO WE WONT WE WONT EVER SEE EVER AGAIN🤣🤣🤣