The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

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  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize!"
    An accurate depiction of how men coexist with their member.

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      As real Scotsmen do.

    • @thetruezonein
      @thetruezonein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As a Scottish this is all true both the comment and song

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aye

    • @Papabigcheese
      @Papabigcheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      a fine example me lad

    • @SekiberiusWelkesh
      @SekiberiusWelkesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One time up in Canada it was so cold my member turned a sickly pale and when I went and whipped it out to piss I shouted "My poor little friend, you're frozen!"
      And lets just say everyone had a good laugh.

  • @iliatchaplinski
    @iliatchaplinski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    The audience really makes this performance. Their reactions are so fun.

    • @Naro_Rivers
      @Naro_Rivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Especially that one person right after the line “was nothin’ more than God had graced him with upon his birth”.

    • @samsignorelli
      @samsignorelli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep....helps a lot. This recording was the exact same one I first heard on a Dr. Demento CD. The last line almost made me drive off the road, i was laughing so hard!

    • @OneTwo-k8x
      @OneTwo-k8x ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely 🤣🤣 you read my mind. Currently sitting in a Glasgow bar 🤣👌

    • @OneTwo-k8x
      @OneTwo-k8x ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samsignorelli now I'm off to find out about Dr Demento

  • @ellaames9858
    @ellaames9858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5537

    I found this and then realised it was the song that used to be my lullaby when I was little
    👏👏👌
    Good job parents

    • @squidbro6635
      @squidbro6635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Reading this reminds me that rock-a-by baby is about a baby falling out of a cradle in a tree.

    • @kingofdragons1143
      @kingofdragons1143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lucky bastard

    • @meakarma1973
      @meakarma1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol I can relate

    • @trueroscoe
      @trueroscoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Good parents are good.

    • @trueroscoe
      @trueroscoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      (And I'm looking forward to the looks on my own children's faces when they finally figure out what "Alouette" really means...)

  • @velvetinedrapes4359
    @velvetinedrapes4359 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

    a little point of note, the kilt is worn to the knees and the average length of a mans waist to knee is around 21 inches. Those ladies lifted that kilt ABOUT an inch so not even an inch before they saw what god had graced him with. No wonder he "won first prize"😳😂😂

    • @Ihoha1
      @Ihoha1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      🤣

    • @looseballs1966
      @looseballs1966 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      One major drawback to a "thing" of that magnitude would be the obvious requirement of an enviromental impact statement before deployment would be permissible LOL.

    • @Proudgrammie
      @Proudgrammie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @janetstevenson9580
      @janetstevenson9580 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Big Willie

    • @ziggenplays1208
      @ziggenplays1208 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      No wondering he was stumbling with a third malformed leg

  • @heybuglet
    @heybuglet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3577

    "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize!"
    This.
    This.
    This is beautiful.

    • @xavierzacharia5022
      @xavierzacharia5022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Almost choked from my laughter there.

    • @yuryb59
      @yuryb59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Katelyn D Scotland, Forever...

    • @TheCedarFresh
      @TheCedarFresh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you explain the joke please ?

    • @yuryb59
      @yuryb59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TheCedarFresh And what is there to explain? The man drank too much ... and the girls joked ...😁😁😁

    • @xavierzacharia5022
      @xavierzacharia5022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are slow.

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17110

    An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar, or a pub if you prefer. They all order a pint of Guinness. Three flies come along and they all manage to land in the beer of the three patrons. The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust and orders another one. The Scotsman takes the fly out and drinks his beer. The Irishman takes the fly out of his glass, holds it over the beer and starts shaking him up and down finally yelling "Spit it out you bastard! Spit it out!"

  • @frankmcavennie3246
    @frankmcavennie3246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    I am Irish, half of my family is Scottish, I love them all. I have to say though, us Irish may have a reputation for drinking, but nobody stands a chance against the Scottish.

    • @alexmeechan306
      @alexmeechan306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Frank McAvennie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇮👍🏼

    • @Spaceunicornfish
      @Spaceunicornfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think Russia men could lol.

    • @iainstewart4816
      @iainstewart4816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      keep practising laddie

    • @ivicasugar3365
      @ivicasugar3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Croatians?

    • @user-wn2sw5zm7m
      @user-wn2sw5zm7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a scotsman A challenge any man a any nation to outdrink me n ma people

  • @brendabentti4665
    @brendabentti4665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I shared this song with my brother before he died. He laughed so hard. He played it again & shared it with friends. Thank you

  • @surplusdivision2461
    @surplusdivision2461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4896

    They left out the best part!
    6. Our Scottish friend, still dressed in kilt,
    Continued up the street
    He hadn't gone ten yards or more,
    When a lass he chanced to meet.
    She said: "I've heard what's underneath there,
    Tell me, is it so?"
    He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass,
    If y'really want to know!"
    7. So she slipped her hand right up his kilt,
    And much to her surprise,
    The Scotsman smiled,
    And a very strange look came into his eyes,
    She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!"
    And then she heard him roar:
    "If you stick yer hand up once again,
    You'll find it grew some more!"

  • @Allnimalz
    @Allnimalz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "Lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!" man I wasn't ready for that when I first heard this song.

    • @BreadSlayer
      @BreadSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :)

    • @saleh__h
      @saleh__h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could you explain it to me? I didn’t really get it
      Did he mean his c*ck?

    • @zoehogan894
      @zoehogan894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saleh__h yep!

    • @maelman9481
      @maelman9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao same

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@saleh__h Yup, the ladies tied a blue bow around his thingy like they awarded him first prize.

  • @___Han___
    @___Han___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "Ring ding diddle diddle i de-o"
    Is by far they best notification Ringtone ever

    • @theirishvolunteer6643
      @theirishvolunteer6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the idea=)

    • @___Han___
      @___Han___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theirishvolunteer6643 You are welcome, fellow TH-cam surfer 😌🏄‍♂️

    • @MrSchizoid405
      @MrSchizoid405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@___Han___ Irish Diddly-diddly music

  • @watchingpilgrim8851
    @watchingpilgrim8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This used to come on the radio when I was a child. My mom and I would listen to it on the way to school. The nostalgia...

  • @andrewdubya1380
    @andrewdubya1380 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I finally found it! I was on a road trip with my Grampa when I was very little, and he had a cassette tape a friend made for him for the ride. He stuck it in, and it was full of old folks songs, and other even-less-6-year old friendly songs. It was that road trip in which I learned life`s ways, and found all those old songs. I was searching for this one, and I just now found it! Thank you, so very, very much!

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Funny thing is how smart the humor is in this song. Back when you can skirt around a really raunchy adult topic but no explicit words are ever mentioned. At times I feel it's a talent we are sorely missing in modern comedy music. Then again the show I first heard this song on was Dr. Demento. Not only a great show with a lot of funny songs but it gave a lot of small independent people a chance to get on the radio. You know no name people like Weird Al started there.

    • @jonathanbair523
      @jonathanbair523 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG this song would never be made to day.... Sadly so many of the grates would never make it in today's PC and cancel culture....But sure do love this song for the rest of time!

    • @jonathanbair523
      @jonathanbair523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember the song "They are coming to take me away." From Dr. Demento show.

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonathanbair523 Yup and I think "shaving cream" was another big one unique to that show on all the time. Eventually a show called Music with Mosquowits (sp?) or something like that came around after Dr. Demento left. It was a similar idea, and played funny songs but mostly ones that the DJ found.
      I think the key thing that made Dr. Demento amazing back in the day was he took submissions from people, even people like Weird Al who at the time recorded the song My Balonga I believe in a bathroom.

    • @despotz
      @despotz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jonathanbair523 🤘🏽🏴‍☠️🎶 There now is a new pirate metal band that consist of 5 stunning beautiful women. Called Pirate Queen. Check out their first video here: th-cam.com/video/wdI388LjgnI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ngaN0gPU04AhLC07

  • @suzanneh8430
    @suzanneh8430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4372

    And they call it kilt cause that's what happened to the last person who called it a skirt.

    • @thebiggay9024
      @thebiggay9024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Suzanne Huffman hahaha

    • @geansantos9968
      @geansantos9968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      AHAHAHAHA BEST PUN EVER

    • @heikoribbrock8461
      @heikoribbrock8461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well played my man, well played

    • @Slimboy025
      @Slimboy025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Actually people call mans who wear kilts sissys but I say you must have real balls to wear a kilt. Because you're so masculine that not even a skirt can make you feel like a woman.

    • @Vay-a
      @Vay-a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Slimboy025 i like your logic 🤔

  • @NikoMikkanen
    @NikoMikkanen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    "What have you got beneath your kilt?" "Boots, socks and two shades of lipstick."

  • @vlati18
    @vlati18 11 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I have immense respect for the Scottish people, every single one I have ever met was a very weird personality - but in an amazing way. Dont know, sometimes you just love a certain people and can relate to them. You have to respect the love for life they have. Makes ya jealous in a good way :)
    Cheers!

    • @Twiztidguy
      @Twiztidguy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yep, I'm from USA... and I love the Scottish culture. Someday I wish to visit for myself.

    • @michaelfabiano6440
      @michaelfabiano6440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vladislav Kolev I've always loved Scottish and Irish culture and history. Both are so intriguing, and the people are so awesome in their own way.

    • @sexypants1851
      @sexypants1851 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vladislav Kolev
      Are you BG tho?

    • @lennonmcm8875
      @lennonmcm8875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We do both have something in common. We were both fucked over by the English lmao

    • @Woo5ter
      @Woo5ter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We Scots are a temperamental bunch half temper, half mental!

  • @K1ngseraph
    @K1ngseraph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Used to play on my radio station every night before bed. 12 years later at 23 I’ve found you yet again

  • @veteranpatriot4474
    @veteranpatriot4474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC.
    Man it's been years since I heard the tale of the Honored Scotsman .

  • @dylanw466
    @dylanw466 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    this song must last for over century because this song will never get old

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's doing well in that direction. I first heard it like forty-five years ago.

  • @sse.k5666
    @sse.k5666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    Pff...A real Scotsman would never leave the bar ;D

    • @waivedwench
      @waivedwench 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "Two Scotsmen walked out of a bar...hey, it could happen!" ;)

    • @Ethandankberry
      @Ethandankberry 10 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      A real Scotsman brings the bar with him.

    • @ivansang7752
      @ivansang7752 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but the bars close so early in Scotland

    • @laura1968xx
      @laura1968xx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ivan Mikhailovich S you've been in the wrong bars

    • @ivansang7752
      @ivansang7752 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Laura Smith really? then I have to find out the right bars.

  • @jemkey6930
    @jemkey6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The first time my grandpa sang this for me I couldn't stop laughing...grandma wasn't laughing however. 2 years later and I still laugh when I hear it.

  • @chrissetari6433
    @chrissetari6433 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this was written by Mike Cross back in the late 1970s-1980, The Scotsman, and has the hearts of so many over the years.

  • @lennybuttz2162
    @lennybuttz2162 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HaHa Love this song, glad it popped up on my feed. A local radio station used to play it every Friday afternoon at 4pm. It always makes me smile.

  • @ingrdu85
    @ingrdu85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'm french and I imagine myself in a bar with a man singing this song and the whole pub would sing behind him, I don't know why but that's inspires me this song :')

    • @thaeros
      @thaeros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      j'ai travailler dans un restaurant traditionel en ecosse il y a des années et OUI c'est leur etat d'esprit, très "gentil" mais "rustre" a comprendre que tout est bon pour s'amuser! Ils travails a fond, chante a fond, fond la fête a fond et son sympatique a fond mais enerve les et ils serons brutaux a fond aussi! Après clairement il en faut pour les enervés ils prefère rire que s'enervé! j'ai travailler 3 étés avec eux dans ce restaurant et ce n'est que des bon souvenir!

    • @peterbrown8880
      @peterbrown8880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are Cool!

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 2 or 13 16?

    • @GOFLuvr
      @GOFLuvr ปีที่แล้ว

      I had no idea the French were so cool... Well, I was once friends with a Frenchwoman that was pretty cool. (We both liked the same video game.) I should go to France sometime.

    • @amaurycampbell3203
      @amaurycampbell3203 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thaeros Je confirme que c'est la philosophie des Ecossais : "si tu fais quelque chose, fais-le à fond" et puis on a quand même assez de sens de l'humour pour ne pas nous énerver facilement. Et puis l'Ecosse et la France, c'est une longue histoire, ne pas oublier la Auld Alliance😉.

  • @wrdhaste
    @wrdhaste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The lyrics are genious. It makes me picture the whole event from scotsman getting drunk into him waking up to wonder where his mate has been. A true bardsong.

  • @stealhelm
    @stealhelm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This song always puts a smile on my face. But I would love to see a live performance from this exact version.

  • @filiprazik6860
    @filiprazik6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good song, greetings from Poland. 🇵🇱🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @mitchlynroberts4726
    @mitchlynroberts4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I don't think I'll ever stop loving this song

  • @mackayspalding2257
    @mackayspalding2257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    This is our *REAL ANTHEM!*

    • @jabroni8845
      @jabroni8845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scottish Bear Lol cause you's are the only ones left wearing kilts (at weddings usually)

    • @mackayspalding2257
      @mackayspalding2257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ye pretty much...

    • @Jamesi03
      @Jamesi03 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not even from our nation.

    • @seamusfinnegan1164
      @seamusfinnegan1164 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      not all anthems are, several nations have at one point or another adopted foreign songs as their anthem.

    • @BarryMichaels
      @BarryMichaels 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha respect mate, I got some Irish in me, no Scottish sadly

  • @crimsonscarlett9904
    @crimsonscarlett9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    God i love this song, it cheers me up so much despite what's going around me. Thank you

  • @filler01
    @filler01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we played this song on at a friends funeral and it got a few smiles amongst a lot tears. gpd bless.

  • @indyracingnut
    @indyracingnut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    To this day, every time I sing this acapella at karaoke night at my local pub.....This song never fails to win the crowd.

    • @despotz
      @despotz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤘🏽🏴‍☠️🎶 There now is a new pirate metal band that consist of 5 stunning beautiful women. Called Pirate Queen. Check out their first video here: th-cam.com/video/wdI388LjgnI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ngaN0gPU04AhLC07

  • @redrock2794
    @redrock2794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    This song was released a decade ago. Let's make this song last another decade.

    • @michigangaming5633
      @michigangaming5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not for you

    • @jameslay1489
      @jameslay1489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Listened to this on Dr. Demento since the late eighties.

    • @clanso7887
      @clanso7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @williamhenderson2922
      @williamhenderson2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Much longer than that, bud.

    • @kalaembry8541
      @kalaembry8541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank You for bringing me back into reality

  • @leathercheerio1
    @leathercheerio1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember this song when I was a kid playing on the radio. Such a great classic. The the story and lyrics are just beautiful.

  • @R182video
    @R182video 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Scotland and the Scottish people. Been there several times and it's always a joy to be in a pub and listen the the Scots talk as they drink more pints. It doesn't take long before the language they speak becomes gibberish to my ears, but they understand each other perfectly.

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got what they say after they drink. You should read abit more of history. In vino veritas.

    • @lennonmcm8875
      @lennonmcm8875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry we don't know what we are saying after we drink either.

  • @blakescott5881
    @blakescott5881 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm Scottish and this song just makes me so happy😂

    • @FruitKocktail
      @FruitKocktail 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEN YE NEED TO SPEAK LIKE A BLOODY SCOTSMAN LAD!

  • @robbpatterson6796
    @robbpatterson6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a Scot/Welsh drunkard, I have never laughed so hard. It's me all over

  • @stephenfisanick8704
    @stephenfisanick8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    My neighbor owns a winery that I work at on weekends and we have bands play and when this one band plays they always end the night with this song. Everyone claps and sings all over the place us workers and all

  • @carly8899
    @carly8899 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, you just brought back memories of being a wee kid & not hating the world. 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

  • @cornbreadfedkirkpatrick9647
    @cornbreadfedkirkpatrick9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have been upset for a few days now but this has made me feel so much better

  • @konstantineguruli
    @konstantineguruli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you for sharing this beautiful song and even bigger thank you for sharing lyrics video! Thank you so much!

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I myself am 3/4 Scottish from the Clan MacLaren. My family came to America a couple hundred years ago and I've been trying my best to get back in touch with my scottish roots and I have to say that this is still one of my favorite songs.

    • @yelljal2764
      @yelljal2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same for me, though my family are of the Douglass's.

    • @1940gigi
      @1940gigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same for me. Clan Grant

    • @mccartneystuart
      @mccartneystuart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First generation in America from a mighty Glaswegian. Clan Campbell.

    • @tarasto6772
      @tarasto6772 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm half Scottish living in England from clan MacDonald. The Campbell above me has explaining to do 😂

    • @popeye5989
      @popeye5989 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, but if your family has been living in America for hundreds of years, how does that make you 3/4 Scottish?

  • @rodneyadamson8270
    @rodneyadamson8270 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Greetings from your Scots Irish ☘️ family from Texas !!!!!❤

  • @hatofflab
    @hatofflab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This song is always as good as new, even if you listen to it the 100th time! Big thumb up!

  • @dragonslayerbmx8476
    @dragonslayerbmx8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    I'm using a lot of these bar songs as Bard Songs in my D&d character build. Forest Gnome Bard and his name shall be Shaemus

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *Seamus
      Your pronunciation stands.

    • @tompartridge1059
      @tompartridge1059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wit

    • @privatepicklock8738
      @privatepicklock8738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shaemus has those motherfukin luckeh charms im after

    • @privatepicklock8738
      @privatepicklock8738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gmun2248 Pronunciation and spelling a name can be two different things, Sean can be spelled Shawn and said the same.

    • @83kellogg
      @83kellogg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's brilliant

  • @jasonbeck6104
    @jasonbeck6104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm an American but I even had a good chuckle at the mention of first prize😂😂, everyone should appreciate this little diddy😊

    • @GOFLuvr
      @GOFLuvr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm also American, but I'm also that Scottish. (By ancestry and by spirit.)
      Nemo me impune lacessit!

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God bless you and keeping this alive

  • @denniswillemsens204
    @denniswillemsens204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    i love these scottish and irish folk songs

    • @Kstaann
      @Kstaann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's no even a Scottish song

    • @Coco_1958
      @Coco_1958 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kstaannthan, what’s it about, lad?

    • @josephbuckley5961
      @josephbuckley5961 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Coco_1958It's an American version of shit. But it's good tbh

  • @sirscott51
    @sirscott51 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers …. Great song . I remember hearing it on the doctor Demento show , in my teenage years.

    • @markschaefer6708
      @markschaefer6708 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, Dr Demento. Sunday nights. KMET or KLOS? Sorry, I don’t recall which.

  • @NikosFrag98
    @NikosFrag98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love and Respect from Greece Scots

  • @arupsarkar7344
    @arupsarkar7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lived in Dublin for 8 months. Irish men and women are really friendly and joyful. I miss Dublin in New Jersey, the USA especially the Irish Music, Irish Humour, Irish Dance, Irish Jokes and most importantly Irish Scotch. God bless Ireland.

  • @LenainFarbe
    @LenainFarbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I am German, yet oddly this makes me proud to be Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🤣

    • @GOFLuvr
      @GOFLuvr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm an American, so I know how you feel. Being Scottish keeps my blood alcohol content up and my finances down.

  • @victorhex6380
    @victorhex6380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A voice and a song. Epic level music.

  • @berryclutterm
    @berryclutterm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love these kinds of old music

  • @rodneyadamson8270
    @rodneyadamson8270 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you Scots Irish from central Texas !!!!!

  • @Sillygoober009
    @Sillygoober009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    They're gonna play this at my uncle's funeral
    This song means a lot to me now

  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5714

    A drunk Scotsman? So, basically a normal Scotsman?

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      +jayive34 aye

    • @Ghorthor
      @Ghorthor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +jayive34 maybe normal for all celtic guys x)

    • @Camrnx
      @Camrnx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      NAE FUCKING SHAME

    • @michaelyhg1
      @michaelyhg1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Rangers tae take ma word for it.

    • @dnaivnae
      @dnaivnae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lolXD oh man, good one

  • @James-hm3jk
    @James-hm3jk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    Ireland + Scotland + Wales = The best combination ever

    • @tanyapictou436
      @tanyapictou436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Throw in Migamq and Mohawk and there you have me.... ✌✌

    • @branislavradman9834
      @branislavradman9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Robin McLaurin Williams.
      Awesome human being.

    • @1967-q9x
      @1967-q9x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Canadian Mapping England getting there are kicked by most the world 😂

    • @1967-q9x
      @1967-q9x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Big Duck are you English? Because the way your texting doesnt sound like you can speak it bro

    • @Johnboy7gut
      @Johnboy7gut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ya fuck England

  • @blewburyfudge
    @blewburyfudge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow what a cheery wee sing love it !!

  • @pemdas927
    @pemdas927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The punchline get me every time. Love it.

  • @fatpowerful
    @fatpowerful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    To paraphrase what my grandfather said to me "A drunk Scotsman is redundant."

    • @AcrimoniousMirth
      @AcrimoniousMirth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For those of us unfamiliar, would you be so kind as to explicate?

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A Scotsman is always drunk, hence its pointless to add the "drunken" part to it because its already assumed by the "Scotsman" part.

    • @AcrimoniousMirth
      @AcrimoniousMirth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see! I thought you were saying that "a drunk scotsman" as in the person, "is redundant".

    • @fatpowerful
      @fatpowerful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      his comment was, my uncle was saying to me my dad and my grandfather. "I come from a family of drunk Irishman." My grandfather said "that's redundant". I laughed for about 5 minutes.

    • @Diamondchicken1324
      @Diamondchicken1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matheus Omena A stoned Dutch man is redundant, not a drunk one

  • @mikemccall373
    @mikemccall373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm Scottish and i love this song!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well that nearly makes me and you brothers i'm 30% Irish. we may not be blood related but us Irish and Scottish are close.

    • @Gaelic-Spirit
      @Gaelic-Spirit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dallasmay4031 Let me guess, 70% basic Anglo American?

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gaelic-Spirit well yes I'm also part Native American 10% actually

    • @markwalker4485
      @markwalker4485 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am not Scottish or Irish but a real HighLander from Canada. I love this song

  • @moz_art174
    @moz_art174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Respect from Georgia🇬🇪!!

  • @cooperminion825
    @cooperminion825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I remember me and my friends used to listen, laugh, and dance to this song so many times throughout middle school and high school. We had so much fun to this song that we actually got the two stereotypical door poundings from our parents: "Turn that noise down!" and "Quit jumping around! You're going to knock out the ceiling!"

  • @jonathankunkle5028
    @jonathankunkle5028 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Its funny when people argue about this music. Im an american (make your jokes) of german and polish heritage ( again make your jokes) but this is amazing music that transcends race or heritage everyone can relate we all love drinking and especially drinking music so lets all stop fighting, drink some scotch or guiness and enjoy the music

    • @cptbrito
      @cptbrito 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm brazilian, of italian heritage and I agree with you!

    • @JanxerPain
      @JanxerPain 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with ya. Im German with American Heritage

    • @JanxerPain
      @JanxerPain 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd rather be Irish

    • @Selor12
      @Selor12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jänxer Pain
      Why? Germany consisted of powerful tribes in past days. Ireland of goatherders and sheepfuckers up til the point the vikings came and gave em proper genes.

    • @JanxerPain
      @JanxerPain 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess you're right

  • @christianrhansen1990
    @christianrhansen1990 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    my hand can't stop hitting the table to the song

  • @advdevkumarghosh6663
    @advdevkumarghosh6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So adult a subject , so beautifully put together....

  • @horseenthusiast9903
    @horseenthusiast9903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My dad played this song for me when I was little, and I’ve been looking for a good version online for so long!

  • @ferickson
    @ferickson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Love this song. It was played for us in a postcarding Zoom session when the topic of 'going commando' came up for some reason. With a little research we learned a Scotsman clad in kilt can be called 'going regimental' if he doesn't wear underwear; in America it is called 'going commando'. Going regimental may be done on a routine basis, I don't know. Going commando is only supposed to be done when under harsh combat conditions where wearing underwear becomes irritating (or you're in college and your only underwear is all in the wash)...

    • @bluerazzberryskelly7601
      @bluerazzberryskelly7601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it’s considered disrespectful in my family at least to year it with underwear if your a guy I mean

    • @lolainzera5331
      @lolainzera5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluerazzberryskelly7601 they really go with no under ware under neath? 😂 how often is "up kilt" moment happen? 😂😂

    • @parkerwilson4230
      @parkerwilson4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolainzera5331 with cuts like you, more often than you'd think

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Perhaps the most boastful reply to The Question runs: "Lipstick. On a good day, two different shades."

  • @derekhall7610
    @derekhall7610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    On St. Patty's day everyone is Irish. Excapt us Scots we'er still Scots

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What about if you happen to be both Irish and Scottish like me?

    • @loknfwrd
      @loknfwrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 : I am Irish enough to require I drink a lot, BUT Scott enough to get someone else to pay for it.

    • @adventuresofpyro9020
      @adventuresofpyro9020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm Irish, Scottish, English and a wee bit Welsh.

    • @FruitKocktail
      @FruitKocktail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly. I have an Irish teacher who is a champion Irish dancer yet I don't care cause we all freaking Scottish

    • @elainecox6640
      @elainecox6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh what a shame !!!

  • @paulaward2075
    @paulaward2075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny! My brother Paul and I are part Scottish on our dad's side of the family. Hello from Tyler Texas U.S.A.

  • @terryrussel523
    @terryrussel523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My best friend and I heard this for the first time while driving home from an afternoon of country side sight seeing. Had to pull over we laughed so hard. The locals thought we were nuts and said so . . . after they were sure we weren't drunk !

  • @thomaspaine4061
    @thomaspaine4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sweet. Jesus.
    I spent the last 5 minutes trying to clear my nose/hardwood floor of coffee. I haven't laughed that hard in a year.
    💀

  • @edward0988
    @edward0988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Scot's sure do have a sense of humor , good post, good song .liked it

    • @pawbulhed5558
      @pawbulhed5558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Edward FitzPatrick its an Irish song...

    • @edward0988
      @edward0988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gamer 4 Life Didn't know that, thank u. and BTW I also think the Irish have a good sense of humor. regards

    • @pawbulhed5558
      @pawbulhed5558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edward FitzPatrick thank you,hello from Ireland :)

    • @Stinkingwater
      @Stinkingwater 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The song was written by an American from Tennessee lol mike cross is his name.

    • @insaneghost2818
      @insaneghost2818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the spirit of Scotland and Ireland I've been to rugby games where they've sung to each other "we hate England more then you,more than you ,more than you" cause no one likes the English except the English themselves

  • @Godejohn598
    @Godejohn598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Scotland from your Irish brothers 🇮🇪❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @aquarius28169
      @aquarius28169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and I love you, Scottish and Irish men...I apologize for my English...kisses from an Italian "sister
      ❤❤❤
      🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @4urbano
    @4urbano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I use to hear this on the radio in Atlanta every morning on my way to work. Fun way to start off the day. Still love it.

    • @Jestermon1
      @Jestermon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was just Friday when Moby played it.

  • @tomislavlukicloznica
    @tomislavlukicloznica 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is so awesome! As Serbian i find this song fascinating :D Love Scotish accent and songs

    • @filiprank9870
      @filiprank9870 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tomislav Lukic what a coincidence that i am a serbian as well

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ever thankful to Dr. Demento for introducing a lot of us to this song years ago. =)

  • @FredRated1967
    @FredRated1967 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always a classic. 🤣🤣 Glad it popped into my feed again.

  • @shaneleskinen2111
    @shaneleskinen2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Recently I turned 21 my I’m Finnish on my dads side and German in my mothers so I’ve had my fair share of the drink especially sense I live in the northern Appalachian mountains and learned to run a still at 12. Regardless we went to eat and a pretty famous pub and I got myself to yeunglings cause of how crowed figured by time the waitress went an refilled the first I’d be down with the second. My Dad laughs a giddy laugh. If you knew him you’d understand the horrified looks from the family and he tells me my grandfather (who died long before I was born) did that anytime he went drinking “always ordered two beers so when he finished the first it be refilled when he finished the second”. That made my week to be honest I never knew but my dads always telling me how much I’m like him.

  • @heikegoshen2393
    @heikegoshen2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jeeze, you can´t but love the Scots!

  • @TheKiltedAdventurer
    @TheKiltedAdventurer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So funny. Never gets old!

  • @Orychalcos
    @Orychalcos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I found this video after Nathan Evan's interpretation... Pure shivers ❤❤

  • @TheLittleTpot
    @TheLittleTpot 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Going to a dress-up party tonight with a kilt. I'll be expected to drink enough to sing this song!

  • @marclytle644
    @marclytle644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always enjoyed this song.

  • @der9759
    @der9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit, i totally forgot about this song, no idea when i last heard this but definitely a LONG time ago, glad to randomly stumble across this again, brings back memories:]

  • @treviskol6754
    @treviskol6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👏👏👏👏👏 bravo !!! Great song i liked the end a lot 😂😂

  • @rebekahraymond4490
    @rebekahraymond4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This one never gets old with all its humor.

  • @elvinfoehammer
    @elvinfoehammer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Today is my birthday, and I want my night to be EXACTLY like this song.

  • @danwilliams3684
    @danwilliams3684 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Makes me even more proud of my Scottish heritage, as if I wasn't already ha...AYE!!!!!!! #Maconeghy

    • @HJ-kf7zn
      @HJ-kf7zn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here! Proud member of the MacPherson clan!

    • @danwilliams3684
      @danwilliams3684 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      =D

  • @cliftonsnider5467
    @cliftonsnider5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Freaking awesome!! I'm Scots Irish and German. Love this!!

  • @m.p.n1248
    @m.p.n1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My eldest sister couldn't stop singing this song and it's something I can't comprehend.

  • @katrinarichardson4366
    @katrinarichardson4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love this song ❤️. puts a smile on my face no matter what

  • @louisiananlord17
    @louisiananlord17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Scots....the last few men in the West who have balls and real hearts! Respect from a Cajun warrior! Love this song!

    • @kbh7702
      @kbh7702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Paul-Octave Hébert what does bonnie star mean ?

    • @louisiananlord17
      @louisiananlord17 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +itsomi komari Beat's me? O.o

    • @stevenmortelmans2877
      @stevenmortelmans2877 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +itsomi komari bonnie means beautiful and star is a reference to you know what :p

    • @kbh7702
      @kbh7702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Steven Mortelmans hhhhhhhh thank you i think i got it : )

    • @juggledlotus5431
      @juggledlotus5431 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats funny cuz umm scots arent in the west.

  • @highlander4731
    @highlander4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God Bless Scotland from Poland

  • @carolgroff591
    @carolgroff591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How can you not love this song!!!

  • @smorior709
    @smorior709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm Serbian and i love this song :) Scotland

    • @lar.8168
      @lar.8168 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isto!

    • @UnderFried
      @UnderFried 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Serbia strong, greetings from Australia. :D

    • @mariuszshroom1662
      @mariuszshroom1662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Romania here..;)!

    • @waayzo1949
      @waayzo1949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck off Serbians aren’t welcome in Scotland. Never will be.

    • @billybob8518
      @billybob8518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smorior greetings from Scotland

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of the most fun songs, in the whole darned world.

  • @Corey_Lee_Slater
    @Corey_Lee_Slater 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is we we drink... Now I need a bber, and it's for you for sharing this. Thank-you.