Chrysler Turbo Encabulator

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  • Best copy i could find, someone mastered it to DVD in 2007.
    Edit 2013: Added Links to relevant articles and other related videos.
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  • @bighunterman77
    @bighunterman77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2804

    "you will be directed to perform a series of tests that effectively raise the billable service hours of the service department, but perform no other function" awesome

    • @boosted2.4_sky
      @boosted2.4_sky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      yeah..that's too funny..."tell the customer there's too much gas in the fuel system "..lol

    • @ryanb9749
      @ryanb9749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      +bighunterman77 "And if there are any other faults, they should be ignored" XD

    • @offplanet6882
      @offplanet6882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This shit is soo funny

    • @jayszephyrhill1913
      @jayszephyrhill1913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its funny cuz this video is fake

    • @ralleyquattro
      @ralleyquattro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think that is how the government works. LOL

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    When you fall asleep in Engineering class and wake up halfway through a lecture.

    • @charleshein4477
      @charleshein4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So true!

    • @ArchIVEDCinema
      @ArchIVEDCinema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I had a TA show us this video just to mess with us...

    • @arma358
      @arma358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh my god. This is way too accurate.

    • @thegoldenwolf274
      @thegoldenwolf274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So scary. Happened to me 🤣 don't show up faded either. Holy shit.

    • @BraveLittleTomato
      @BraveLittleTomato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It do be true

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "refer to the turbo encabulator diagnostic manual and songbook"
    that DESTROYED me!

  • @AlexFireChaser1
    @AlexFireChaser1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    This is my grandpa who did this..... this is him in the video. He just passed a few days ago. This will always make me smile

    • @incomingcheeks4
      @incomingcheeks4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Why do I feel the likelihood of that is about...0%? If so, sorry to hear it.

    • @AlexFireChaser1
      @AlexFireChaser1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      His name Irving “Bud” Haggart. You can google that..... my name is Alex Haggart. He’s my dads father. He would have been 97 in May

    • @_Chill_Out_
      @_Chill_Out_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      RIP to Bud a true legend, smoking a blunt to you my guy

    • @donegal2010able
      @donegal2010able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is the best acting I've ever seen was it one take how did he keep a straight face and those words how could he remember. 97 he did well sorry for your loss.

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck you

  • @snapicvs
    @snapicvs ปีที่แล้ว +246

    How they pulled that off with straight faces is pure win. Hats off to them.

    • @PHONEyah
      @PHONEyah ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how they pulled it off without a single slip up in these tongue twisters!

    • @arthurscott9549
      @arthurscott9549 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What women hear when men talk about cars

  • @op_snooze
    @op_snooze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    "Raise the billable hours for the service department, but serve no other useful purpose." Spinning some hard truths there, Chrysler.

    • @watsisbuttndo829
      @watsisbuttndo829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They were ahead of their time at this point but everybodys caught up now.

    • @kylepiggins3064
      @kylepiggins3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So true lol, I worked at a couple's dealerships....for a day each lol

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I presume this was only ever intended to be seen by internal staff, before the internet became a thing. I'm sure it still makes Legal/PR extremely uncomfortable, which is a pleasing thought.

    • @danielpassigmailcom
      @danielpassigmailcom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sixstringedthing This video is extremely real

  • @craigdiaz4143
    @craigdiaz4143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    "For the purposes of obscurity" -I almost died laughing

    • @ryanb9749
      @ryanb9749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Saint Apoc My favorite quotes are "Reciprocating dingle arm" (lol) And "This has no useful purpose, other than to increase the service departments billable hours." (XD) XD XD XD LOLOL!!!!!

    • @charlesfisher3983
      @charlesfisher3983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ryan B “it’s a simple head code. Anyone can catch it.”

    • @-redacted-2214
      @-redacted-2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time stamp?

    • @Hedgehog7999
      @Hedgehog7999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2:03

    • @danielpassigmailcom
      @danielpassigmailcom ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlesfisher3983 I thought that's what he said Lol.

  • @shodancat1000
    @shodancat1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    My favorite line: "It's a common head code, anyone can catch it."

    • @africanlipplateandbonenose3223
      @africanlipplateandbonenose3223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It will usually kick out code 51550, referring to biaxial radiation within the bilateral combustion tube, underneath the cyatic gas block.

    • @PatrickPease
      @PatrickPease 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I heard it, but getting understand until i read it! 🤣🤣

    • @djSpinege
      @djSpinege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      better put on a jacket

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PatrickPease me too!

    • @jetsamperes5762
      @jetsamperes5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's why technicians should always wear a lab coat.

  • @mikemallano2484
    @mikemallano2484 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wow, I used to work for Chrysler and I always loved the sing-alongs with the guys when we pulled out the service manuals and song list.

    • @GroovesAndLands
      @GroovesAndLands ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to work for Chrysler, also. I had to write some of the song lyrics in the OBD sections of the service/diagnostics manuals. Not easy to keep you service techs enthused.

  • @liveoaksmokin
    @liveoaksmokin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    I work in a chemical plant and our boss was tired of the group telling her about our work zones just having “regular maintenance.” She said she wanted more details and what type of equipment the maintenance crews worked on. So we pulled the very intelligent words from this video. She was very impressed with our new highly detailed updates. SMH she believed all of our BS.

    • @jimtalbott9535
      @jimtalbott9535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Run away!!

    • @qq84
      @qq84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes, quota hires. ^^

    • @fluffybluefastboi103
      @fluffybluefastboi103 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re a legend

    • @SoDamnGreasy
      @SoDamnGreasy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • @matthewrossilini5808
      @matthewrossilini5808 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of bosses and managers are so fucking retarted and useless

  • @cheezfri
    @cheezfri 9 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    This had to be like the 168th take, when he finally stopped cracking up and got all the pronunciations just right.

    • @soco13466
      @soco13466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I couldn't keep a straight face, trying to do this act. BTW, automotive advice: Check your blinker fluid at least once a month. Low levels will make it blink slowly, or not at all. Note: If the car is French, the above doesn't apply. They use a splined hydroactive dumping pump. When those go bad, good luck finding parts.

    • @jakekerr7250
      @jakekerr7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Apprently he did it in one take

    • @richgouette
      @richgouette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right?

    • @JimFortune
      @JimFortune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How could you tell if his pronunciation was off??

    • @walterlafleur8961
      @walterlafleur8961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he is damned good at his job and nailed it the first time.

  • @ThemeParkDelight
    @ThemeParkDelight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    When I was a Master Auto Technician for Chrysler in the '90s, I used to have to watch monthly service update videos. This video is a comedy parody, but these guys are not actors, they are the actual professional guys that made the real videos. this is what makes it even funnier to me. 😂

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      This exact script has also been used by GM, and some older industrial computers company I can't remember, probably more too. The turbo encabulator was basically a meme from before the internet.

    • @lionelhuts875
      @lionelhuts875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cryo2156 Rockwell Automation (Allen-Bradley PLCs)

    • @VC-Toronto
      @VC-Toronto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wonder if it was released as an April Fools prank.
      I worked at a Chrysler shop in the 80's (not a mechanic), and remember getting video tapes that the service manager would go over with the service techs.

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@VC-Toronto after some searching, it turns out it's actually much older than I thought. It's been around since the 1940s!

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lionelhuts875 thats the one! god, this meme really needs to come back

  • @doctoroctagonapus23
    @doctoroctagonapus23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    62 people experienced significant side-fumbling and required a replacement dingle-arm.

    • @ryanb9749
      @ryanb9749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Doctor Octagonapus But I thought that the turbo encabulator always had a spare dingle arm installed in case the first one failed.

    • @irjacoby4775
      @irjacoby4775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      as it turns out, side fumbling has a good use. By connecting the Dingle-arm on one end to the ambifacient lunar wane-shaft (on the end closest to the panemetric fan) and the other end to the pre-famulated amulite, side fumbling is amplified, and, depending on the speed at which you spin the lotus o-deltoid windings, can bend or even rip through space time and escape the universe.

    • @fistpunder
      @fistpunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ryanb9749 I can't see the benefit or effectiveness of a redundant dingle arm even if they forego the drawing process and reinforce the non reversible tremie pipe at the girdle spring.
      Remember you have to keep production cost down.

    • @Eastsidegeorgiaboy
      @Eastsidegeorgiaboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@irjacoby4775 its actually the panemetric fam. The panametric fam hasn't had a fan since they switched to reciprocating dingle arms.

    • @fistymopar2356
      @fistymopar2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did I catch a Niner in there? ...... are you calling from a walkie-talkie?....... Hey students, let's all take introduction to basic mechanics seriously....

  • @benedixtify
    @benedixtify ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He worked on encabulators for decades, he's a legend

  • @TheRedRaven_
    @TheRedRaven_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol all these old videos always start with the "slow walk" to the object in question 00:06

  • @silasking6279
    @silasking6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    We need a bunch of people who talk like this about everything in lab coats wandering around the world.

    • @fubarlife7776
      @fubarlife7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      We do, their politicians with bad fashion sense.

    • @stevephillips729
      @stevephillips729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fubarlife7776 hilarious.

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d rather have Bob Ross clones.

    • @vanorsdelry
      @vanorsdelry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is basically how vaccines are sold to the public

    • @foxhazhax4845
      @foxhazhax4845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fubarlife7776 *they're*. As in: "They're over there getting their things."

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    This video dates itself. They're using a differential girdle spring, which in modern times been all but replaced by reciprocating crush bearings.

    • @porko882
      @porko882 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      +TGGeko Yes but inverse trans-axle can rub against the crush bearing causing wear to the hyperdonic calipers.

    • @Paul-A01
      @Paul-A01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Pete De QuakTec makes their hyperdonic calipers with beryllium infused annite. The only way you'd see wear on those was if you filled your catatonic reciprocator with fluoride flux. I highly recommend them for any application with high cross tracked vibrations.

    • @hayseedguy
      @hayseedguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +TGGeko Perhaps but the dingle arms still reduce perfambulary axial motion.

    • @Chris-df5fx
      @Chris-df5fx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      +TGGeko That's fine under normal fombuletic circulinear motion, but it does nothing to equalize the harmonic reticulated heat stresses commonly encountered when the reciprocating crush bearings experience ferrous non-magnetic transpedence. For that you will need to treat the annite in a non-standard 146 grambulations per decaradon bath to ensure the frictogyrations are within the gultoid limits proposed.

    • @FMHeatSink
      @FMHeatSink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Christian Fry glutoid limits can be overlooked with the addition of granulated unobtanium ad nausem.

  • @hatchsyoutube
    @hatchsyoutube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "check out your Turbo Encabulator guide and song book" i hate that they broke frame for this joke, but it really was worth it. 10/10 straight faced awesome.

    • @zchris87v
      @zchris87v 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They broke frame entirely at the end, calling out unnecessary repairs and diagnostic tests that serve no function. And it was awesome.

    • @drazowsky
      @drazowsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree 100%. I forgive them!

    • @jnordne2
      @jnordne2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Technically they broke frame right out of the gate, calling it "crudely conceived".

    • @sayhibobbi
      @sayhibobbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's a box of Argo on the table the whole time, and that's what breaks frame for you?

    • @molomono9481
      @molomono9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crudely conceived doesn't implicate anything besides the inception of the device being crude. Crude means unrefined, or raw not bad, dumb or poor. They dont break frame with that statement.

  • @scottlasater4658
    @scottlasater4658 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sigmoid rumbling below the beltline. I had that this evening. I was able to resolve by purging the lower Sigmoid waste collector. Then flushing the trans-modial turbine bowl. Trouble codes were cleared but there was a distinct odor of unencabulation until full sigmoid perpetulance was achieved. Thank you Chrysler!

  • @edwo6648
    @edwo6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The writer who cam up with this and the actors are brilliant.

    • @tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis
      @tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't remember the name off the older guy but he wrote it. This is not his original. But it was basically a gimic to the fact he overvoiced all these instruction videos and didn't have a clue what they meant. He also developed an in ear listening device to read the script to him which he would record before. This was never used before.

    • @Anthony_in_Bloomington_Indiana
      @Anthony_in_Bloomington_Indiana ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saturday, March 4, 2023
      A British man named John Hellins Quick wrote the original article back in 1944.
      This is from good, old Wikipedia:
      The Turbo Encabulator (later the Rockwell Retro Encabulator and SANS ICS HyperEncabulator) is a fictional electromechanical machine with a satirical technobabble description that became a famous in-joke amongst engineers after it was published by the British Institution of Electrical Engineers in their Students' Quarterly Journal in 1944.[1][2] Technical documentation has been written for the non-existent machine, and there are a number of parody marketing videos.
      The original machine has a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bovoid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.
      - John Hellins Quick, "The turbo-encabulator in industry", Students' Quarterly Journal, Volume 15, Issue 58, Page 22, December 1944.

  • @merlinspower
    @merlinspower 13 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Anyone can understand these simple instructions. Clear, concise explanation is all we needed to be proficiant at repairing and maintaining a 30 year old turbo encabulator. Thanks for sharing.

    • @m1t2a1
      @m1t2a1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can even work on a late model digital encabulator with his advice.

  • @djordjeblaga7815
    @djordjeblaga7815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "If it is below 10 RGs, you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department, but will perform no other useful function."
    Basically modern testing guides.

    • @mortensen1961
      @mortensen1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What they don't tell you is that there are various levels of RGs, stated as nRGs, which is on a scale of 1-10. If you are at 0RGs, that means that you are out of nRG and should take a Red Bull. . .

  • @ColinRichardson
    @ColinRichardson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    How... HOw??? HOW??? How on earth did he keep a straight face? I almost burst into tears when he said Dingle-arm

  • @ghostrider-be9ek
    @ghostrider-be9ek ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:58 - 'malliable logarithmic casing' - LOL .... nothing like a case than changes shape according to the power of 10

  • @fredhill5379
    @fredhill5379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    After 26 years I was finally able to get my baby up and running. Thanks guys.

    • @danielpassigmailcom
      @danielpassigmailcom ปีที่แล้ว +3

      god damnit it took me 92 years to get mine running again, but mine had the preceding, slightly different version Turbo Encapsulator. The turbo was in the internals which made it more difficult to access.
      This video was actually made in 1944 at the latest, in fact by ex-Chrysler POWs in a Japanese internment camp. The Japanese army was trying to reverse engineer the Chrysler V8 air raid siren as it shared multiple commonalities with their Turbo Encabulator-powered vehicles. You can date the video by the early Technicolor artifacts in the lower right hand corner. I'm not a speculatist, but many believe that the knowledge this video provided the Japanese car corporations is the main reason they surpassed the US in auto production quality. Their I4 engines today descended from the bottom 2/3 of the quintessential quadrihelial V8 with half of the cylinders annulled. The video was banned from being exported or shown outside of Japan until 2009 and it took me 13 years and 40,000 shop hours to finally gain access to the internal Diamantian circuit so I could replace the starting impedance. The Encabulator, being years newer does not have this design flaw and instead has an integral Diamantian. However, the new version does require the bleed nipples to be periodically twisted.

  • @foghornleghorn8536
    @foghornleghorn8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I'm old enough to remember when the Turbo Encabulator was cutting edge technology.

    • @sidesaddleintobattle4984
      @sidesaddleintobattle4984 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember when you were a coomer punk?

    • @92mx3
      @92mx3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was able to levitate by placing four of them in series-parallel.

    • @Jearl_Black
      @Jearl_Black ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@92mx3 you actually did that? I wanted to try that but the cost is sure high to test a theory. I'll try it I guess.

    • @m1t2a1
      @m1t2a1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The more modern digital encabulator is the edge now, but a turbo will still do everything it promises.

    • @WildBikerBill
      @WildBikerBill ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm old enough to remember when the Turbo Encabulator was why I stopped driving Chrysler vehicles.

  • @figdish90
    @figdish90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "ohh i see the problem, you have too much gas in the fuel system" lol

  • @davidgilbertson7750
    @davidgilbertson7750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "....tell them the burping noise is normal, caused by excess gas in the fuel line...." that was my personal favorite.

  • @ramblinevilmushroom
    @ramblinevilmushroom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way the last guy looks so proud of himself at the end gets me every time!
    And he deserves to be proud of himself too! That script could not have been easy to memorize!

  • @adamschmidt3817
    @adamschmidt3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It really was a pain dealing with the two spurving bearings in-line with the panametric fan. When we used to get these things in the shop I would have the tech modify it in such a way that we used 3 non-alloyed radial bearing at variably symmetric obtuse angles to the lunar Wayneshaft to prevent side fumbling. Although two inline spurving bearings on the panametric seems like a more robust mechanism the radial bearings are superior under high loads when side fumbling is an issue. Just make sure that if you do this that when you are attaching the drb1 to the moxy interrupter to diagnos sigmoid rumbling that the osmolity of the phase detractors ARE extrapolated. If it’s not extrapolated you could easily fry the whole unit when doing this.

    • @lifesucks247
      @lifesucks247 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a local machine shop make billet titanium Bing rods and frang arms. I also experperimented stiffening the girdle springs to change the linear flux but alas I wound up over spinning the spurving bearings.

  • @camp70s6
    @camp70s6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Note: Omission at 3:14. Not sure if they released a service bulletin later, but BEFORE testing the Flux Muster technicians need to properly adjust the planar tension bolt on the Lunar Waynshaft. Proper torquing involves tightening the bolt until it snaps and back off 1/4 turn. Failure to do so will result in force lines canceling each other throughout the Turbo Encabulator, it's not fatal to the unit, but will result in poor Sinusoidal dampening, and rough driving. You'll still get your billable hours, but you'll make customers unhappy, which is bad for any shop's bottom line.

    • @TurtleCake1
      @TurtleCake1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Upvoted because of all the effort that was put in this comment

    • @justarandomname420
      @justarandomname420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I always torque bolts until they snap. That's how you know they're tight enough.

    • @kiyosenl.3889
      @kiyosenl.3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was hard work and dedication put into making nonsense sound real lol

    • @toolchuck
      @toolchuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justarandomname420 Rookie, in time you'll learn the 1/4 turn "Before" snap torque setting. 😁
      But that was before "Chinesium", now it's more like 1/4 turn before "Strip". 🤦‍♂️

    • @killerdinamo08
      @killerdinamo08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I snapped the bolt and backed it of for a half turn, can I snap it again?

  • @tinytimmy366
    @tinytimmy366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The execution, timing, and obvious depth of this video is anything but nonsense. This took dedication to execute so smoothly.

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rockwell Turbo Encabulator:
      th-cam.com/video/2fjcJp_Nwvk/w-d-xo.html

  • @mauvemoth569
    @mauvemoth569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    this is what its like watching star trek for the first time

  • @johnx9318
    @johnx9318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That old guy - talk about learning your lines! Brilliant delivery.

  • @therealcalspeed
    @therealcalspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that Corn Starch box and the positive and negative clamps on the same casing.

  • @motionsquared
    @motionsquared 11 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Mmm, yh. I know some of these words.

  • @kssnyder2
    @kssnyder2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I like the subtlety of the corn starch on the table to say "man this is corny"

    • @AceDeclan
      @AceDeclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No.

    • @BigDogCountry
      @BigDogCountry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually you have to add corn starch if the encabulator's turbo static planear screw rings don't seat, a known design flaw fixed in the field relatively simply.

  • @Kevin_MK7RSR
    @Kevin_MK7RSR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    The irreverent box of Argo corn flower on the desk killed me.

    • @samuelbirkett3954
      @samuelbirkett3954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin Hannon and a hammer

    • @jacobtothe2112
      @jacobtothe2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      very irreverent.

    • @markc9503
      @markc9503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and the jumper cables

    • @WarDaft
      @WarDaft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I made it to the manual and song book.

    • @smoresrock
      @smoresrock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      irreverent - showing a lack of respect for people or things that are generally taken seriously.
      what a disrespectful box of flowers

  • @minamur
    @minamur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the way this guy talks feels nostalgic to me. hia tone of voice, his accent, it feels like childhood.

  • @steves2694
    @steves2694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If a customer becomes too inquisitive, gently wave your arm in a dismissive motion, in the general direction of crullers made available in the waiting area."

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane 9 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    This reminds me of a Scientology training video.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Drew Kane When I first saw the word "Dianetics" I thought "who the hell is Diane and why is she such an important subject"

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ccricers ROFL😂

    • @gearheadred
      @gearheadred 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except this video makes more sense.

    • @abyssimus
      @abyssimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey now, this video is 1000x times more effective at improving psychic powers than anything Scientology produces. 1000x0 is still 0, but still!

    • @dougelick8397
      @dougelick8397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Timothy Reid No you didn't. That's just the effect this video has.

  • @EverythingAutoDealer
    @EverythingAutoDealer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a former Service Director with Chrysler, I find this to be the funniest video I've ever seen. I love giving the customer the diagnosis of, "Too much gas in the fuel lines!" Brilliant stuff!!!!

    • @heh2k
      @heh2k ปีที่แล้ว

      Customers must love that too!

  • @robmarley7049
    @robmarley7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Its a simple head code. Anyone can catch it." That made me bust out loud laughing.

  • @madmanmechanic8847
    @madmanmechanic8847 ปีที่แล้ว

    That man had years of College for English his vocabulary is through the roof you never meet people anymore with that degree of vocabulary, that blows my mind . That is very impressive

  • @MrDoboz
    @MrDoboz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the best version I've seen yet lol

  • @ctuan13
    @ctuan13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    3:19 The nugget of reality right there.

  • @daperturedan3454
    @daperturedan3454 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    when car guys try to explain things about cars to non-car people

  • @slamhart1
    @slamhart1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a time to be alive in 2021... so much more is now known about magneto reluctance!

  • @dxqx3794
    @dxqx3794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The original technical description of the "turbo-encabulator" was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick in 1944. The turboencabulator (in later incarnations the retroencabulator or Micro Encabulator) is a fictional machine whose technobabble description is an in-joke among engineers.

  • @libertyforamericanow
    @libertyforamericanow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I called the Chrysler dealer and they said my transmission doesn't have a turbo encabulator.

    • @Taterwheel
      @Taterwheel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Oh no, that means your vehicle is susceptible to side-fumbling.

    • @libertyforamericanow
      @libertyforamericanow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Taterwheel LOL

    • @bootblacking
      @bootblacking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, of course not! They were $750 million back in the 70s, they'd be $3.16 billion today! Modern cars simply incorporate a much smaller, less powerful magento-reluctor spinning inside an electrovortex destablizer! You can pick one up at NAPA for $12 and change, you'll need to replace it every six to eight years to ensure your cigarette lighter is in peak condition.

    • @Eastsidegeorgiaboy
      @Eastsidegeorgiaboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think your car has the micro encabulator or the retro encabulator. It depends on the year of your car.

  • @jimmypinch
    @jimmypinch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Just to help anyone who doesn't understand this and to simplify. I'd like to add that any magneto output under 14 quarvoids is immediately detract-able under the inverse stealth springs, this would link side-fumbling to a reactive logarithmic withholding of the belly-famultor and the end pins in the leaf-engurmulon. Thus causing the dingle arm to limp-shaft and the output to flim- flap. Basically the overpolarization is prevented by the seperate windings of the foscatulan wired in series with an under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh marzal vanes (not just the seventh) The phase pin firing time has to be bypassed by under-grammelling the coil windings in the squim-meter and over-bearing the noids. In a case like this anything under a reading of 16 parvuels will loosen the dingle arm and create more side-fumbling, and nobody wants that!

    • @danielestes636
      @danielestes636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn II think I attended that class and failed it

    • @terryschabert7929
      @terryschabert7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to post a TSB to this video Immediately! I almost worked on my Turbo Encabulator without this important information.

    • @eastcoastbrushworks6327
      @eastcoastbrushworks6327 ปีที่แล้ว

      You lost me at "wing-dings". LMFAO!!

    • @pickledcottoncandy
      @pickledcottoncandy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With all due respect, sir, the limp-shaft and output will flap-flim and the overpolarization is revented by the combined windings of thw fostcatulan. I'm sure it was just a typo. Good day, sir.

    • @RocketPropelledWombat
      @RocketPropelledWombat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's 'lamp-shaft', so I know you have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @Z33Garage
    @Z33Garage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "go through the manual and songbook" LMFAO!

  • @nickthetoycollector3360
    @nickthetoycollector3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Golly-gee, what an amazingly stupendous demonstration of knowledge, know-how and run-around. 👌

  • @MrTeff999
    @MrTeff999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's a simple head code. Anyone can catch it." Brilliant!

  • @Preludepower90
    @Preludepower90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    ive always wondered how to diagnose my ash tray and cig lighter

    • @TommyMcGuinness
      @TommyMcGuinness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +pffm12 Due to the stringent anti smoking laws in California, the software no longer receives Google updates. Because of the lack of updates, the marsle vains develop rather intense sidefumbling.

    • @davidskalish
      @davidskalish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the added benefit of 47 evenly spaces marsleveins counteracts the intermodiam effects of sidefumbling, which are effectively eliminated, but an oleo-marginal spread along the surface of the weinshaft is no longer recommended.

    • @marcinmisiek768
      @marcinmisiek768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm still waiting for next week's video on how to fix my ash tray. It's been burping and hiccuping and I have no clue what to do. Perhaps too much ash is in it?

  • @deonridley7046
    @deonridley7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    They had a recall of turbo encabulators in 97. They sent me a new one and my Improbability Drive still runs like a champ. ;-)

    • @fulloppositelock6778
      @fulloppositelock6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget to bring a clean towel.

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No problems with turning into knitted objects I assume? No problems with falling whales or falling bowls of petunias that are thinking, “oh no. Not again!”)?
      Atchoo!

  • @zeppelin67637
    @zeppelin67637 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    They took "Turn signal fluid" to a whooollleee new level.

  • @horrorman9
    @horrorman9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reminds me of those old auto shop videos we watch on the old reel to reel projectors.

  • @effervescentrelief
    @effervescentrelief ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was my first experience with turbo encabulation. Then I found out it is also directly applicable to the world of high power electronics. Amazing concept!

  • @ChromolyCowboy
    @ChromolyCowboy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can't wait for the cigarette lighter operation & diagnostic video!

  • @taylorwest6986
    @taylorwest6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This took twelve years to get to me because I required ten years of auto repair video viewings to truly appreciate it.

  • @andyzazzera4447
    @andyzazzera4447 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Hahahaha.... "It's a simple head code, anyone can catch it."

  • @phillipthethird42
    @phillipthethird42 ปีที่แล้ว

    15 years later, and it's still funny as hell.

  • @deepsleep7822
    @deepsleep7822 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Many years ago, I worked with a guy who could spew this technical jargon without a hitch or rehearsal. He was truly amazing to listen to because you thought he knew what he was talking about. He had a cursory knowledge of the subject.

  • @DSM907Maniak
    @DSM907Maniak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dingle Arms hahah I love it. This video is pure gold

    • @ryanb9749
      @ryanb9749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DSM907Maniak reciprocating dingle arms, actually. XD

  • @EweToobUsername
    @EweToobUsername 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "To service this fault, refer to the Turbo Encabulator diagnostic procedures manual and songbook, and perform test TE-10."

  • @CheaptasticStarcraft
    @CheaptasticStarcraft 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Cave Johnson here

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if anyone could say all this with a serious face it would be cave johnson LOL

  • @ivanchelo
    @ivanchelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
    Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.
    The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
    The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.
    The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.

  • @John_Snowbird
    @John_Snowbird 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Hydrocoptic" is my favorite word in this. The idea of wet Egyptians having something to do with Chrysler transmission function is magical.

  • @GamingwithGamerGirls
    @GamingwithGamerGirls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The cornstarch opened up on the table, without explanation, will ensure my final and abrupt demise.

  • @inzpectergadget
    @inzpectergadget 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so when a florescent scoremotion is required all you need is a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to decrease sinusoid depleneration! Brilliant!

  • @robertthompson959
    @robertthompson959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    so this is why every Chrysler transmission works like it was made of balsa wood

    • @dougelick8397
      @dougelick8397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You shouldn't insult balsa wood like that.

    • @evilpieman
      @evilpieman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

  • @audiblenugz
    @audiblenugz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very insightful and informative as well as extremely useful!!
    I was teaching my daughter how to drive and we were up in the mountains when I was having her do a 3 point turn and she threw it in drive while in reverse without stopping and "clang-cajung-wreeeaaatchagungbagung-pppppppbbbbbfffft" went my transmission.
    So obviously I had to have been a deflux in my schmerving bearings caused by a malfunction with the magneto reluctance modial interactor. So no biggie, I looked this video up and we watched it and I supervised her while she adjusted the semiboloid slots in the sater up to the differential girdle spring herself!
    Thanks for uploading this! Got out of a jam and my daughter learned fundamental science of driving.

  • @Hi_Lonesome
    @Hi_Lonesome ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the random spark plug wire they just threw on the table

  • @torogami2
    @torogami2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I lost it at song book.

  • @djfloofy109
    @djfloofy109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This plays whenever you're science teacher starts talking. *And you're not listening.*

    • @rockstar5340
      @rockstar5340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tiger Tank hey found you

    • @seikibrian8641
      @seikibrian8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "...whenever you're science teacher starts talking."
      What does "Whenever *you are* science teacher starts talking" mean? Or did you mean "whenever *your* science teacher starts talking"?

    • @djfloofy109
      @djfloofy109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seikibrian8641 Meant the latter there, yeah. Sorry 'bout that.

  • @steveeaton9126
    @steveeaton9126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The funniest straight-faced satire I ever heard!

  • @tomgarrison8492
    @tomgarrison8492 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back in 1984 I had the prototype of the Chrysler Turbo Encabulator installed in my 1936 Chrysler Airflow Imperial​. After 38,925,417.6 miles it's still running strong. Once a year I check the pflacking nut to make sure it is in alignment with the anticirculatory bleeder pinion.

  • @rolandkingofthedruids8815
    @rolandkingofthedruids8815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Favorite part is when he says, "for the purpose of obscurity"

  • @jtnoodle
    @jtnoodle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's people like this who are responsible for the Healthcare law being 3000 pages.

    • @newworldorganics5543
      @newworldorganics5543 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @HERKFOOT21
      @HERKFOOT21 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, the people who are mainly responsible for that are the people who bring their toaster with them in the bath tub!

    • @infirmux
      @infirmux 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** idiot Liberal Postulators or idiot Republicans would do it so much better ;)

    • @Taterwheel
      @Taterwheel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do realize that the ACA is directly modeled after both Robert Dole's 1996 healthcare proposal and Mitt Romney's Massachusetts' health care law as an alternative to a Medicare-for-all or single payer solution, don't you?

    • @jtnoodle
      @jtnoodle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taterwheel You do realize that you've taken my comment too serious don't you?

  • @dohmies77
    @dohmies77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These early Turbo Encabulators were infamous for their reliability, it wasn't until mid 2000's when differential girdle springs were re-positioned to the lower end of the gramm eaters due to the girdle springs experiencing less thermal expansion there. Sinusoidal deplaneration was also issue until dingel arms were lengthened.

  • @eriktruchinskas3747
    @eriktruchinskas3747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imaging showing this to students on the first day of autoshop and watching the looks on their faces. I wonder how many would walk out after

  • @ronaldannas1935
    @ronaldannas1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear god; I did not know that anyone could make engineering terms sound serious and be a comedy routine at the same time. AWESOME!

  • @dodoboodrough6044
    @dodoboodrough6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never get tired of this.

  • @McCracken_9
    @McCracken_9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    purposes of obscurity

  • @JiubsBR
    @JiubsBR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Quite possibly the greatest video ever!

  • @GeraldTodd
    @GeraldTodd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No mention of the actual secret control module - the disgronificator.

  • @quadrupleheart
    @quadrupleheart ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are all absolutely amazing

  • @sr707ca8
    @sr707ca8 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was an auto tech this is what we watched for comedy after so many ASE videos and test it brought a good laugh these guys are real instructors for the ase video you would watch and test on

  • @scrutley
    @scrutley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The whole script is one that appears word for word in a number of other videos. Its purpose is to assess the suitability of the actor in presenting technical material - whether or not they're comfortable delivering information they would not themselves understand. So this video is just that guy being trained or assessed. The words are not meant to make any measure of sense to anyone at all, it is deliberate nonsense - so anyone here claiming they understand is speaking out of their arse!

    • @HereForAStorm
      @HereForAStorm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew something was fishy when he mentioned "Chrysler" and "quality" in the same sentence... that was the biggest mindfuck of the whole video.

    • @robbrown6495
      @robbrown6495 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "script" as you call it is a paper that was originally written back in 1945. It has appeared in many technical magazines (plus less tech ones such as "Time") and it was first put onto video in 1977 by Bud Haggart, an actor who made tech training videos. On this occasion he persuaded the film crew to stay behind after filming a GMC trucks training video.
      It wasn't until 88 that Chrysler made their version.
      The original '77 version is by far the best.

  • @Furball2k
    @Furball2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how the box of Argo Cornstarch sitting on the bench serves no other purpose opposed to effectually raising the billable hours for the service department.

  • @robbulmer7159
    @robbulmer7159 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Where can I get one? It would go great with my flux compacitor!

  • @rondohunter8966
    @rondohunter8966 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't tell you how invaluable this T.E. has been for the most efficient operation of my linear accelerator. I mean I CAN tell you, but I won't. You'd be surprised what the addition of a mono-pole magnet can add to effective power output with standardization assist from the T.E. Only I have no idea what cooking starch is used for in this application.

  • @LASTCARonBROCK
    @LASTCARonBROCK ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Flashbacks to the first day of high school Physics, when I realized choosing that class was a mistake.

  • @torque350hp
    @torque350hp ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This never gets old

  • @skynorth
    @skynorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was really hoping they'd have mentioned proper removal of the self-sealing stem bolts. Those things are a royal pain to get out of the panamdermic slots

  • @1959Edsel
    @1959Edsel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The USS Enterprise must have had several of these built into the main deflector dish.

    • @reflectivitymusic1501
      @reflectivitymusic1501 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's very similar. The best way to diag one of these is to run a Level 1 Diagnostic. In a pinch, you can reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

    • @Helo735
      @Helo735 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Wallace
      LMFAO!!

    • @wontuserealname8918
      @wontuserealname8918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +John Wallace bollocks, that will cause all the benzoflamin to reduce into phaneritic quarks. In order to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow you must reboot the spectrometer using a macro scripted in python ++

    • @davidmancke
      @davidmancke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reflectivitymusic1501 Just rotate the phase variance. Works in EVERY episode.

  • @smotpoker15
    @smotpoker15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm just glad they dumbed it down for me . How embarrassing would that if I couldn't follow along. Thanks Bud

  • @mybackhurts7020
    @mybackhurts7020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should play this on repeat in all mechanic shops where the customers can see it while they’re waiting

  • @tomallman3956
    @tomallman3956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I used this design as an inspiration to build my time travel machine. unfortunately, I mistakenly wired the negative side of my trifabulatory disgronificator to the gonads sensor positive lead. Be careful! The results were less than desirable. Every since that episode, I have to change my shorts if I so much as look at a 9v battery.

    • @earlemorgan5068
      @earlemorgan5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom I hear you as I made the same mistake.