The Saga Of Biorn

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  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    LMAO the large axe-man being grabbed by the bird instead of falling through the wedged rock got me good!

    • @cakeboss4194
      @cakeboss4194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      A classic use of bait-and-switch humor.

  • @maulporphy4399
    @maulporphy4399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2832

    He wanted Valhalla, but he got nun of that.

  • @pedrovillela41
    @pedrovillela41 10 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    the saddest ending possible for such a beautiful story

    • @crowmaster9652
      @crowmaster9652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least the music be bumpin lit elevator music

    • @jamesharris6336
      @jamesharris6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree it was sad. He wanted Valhalla but was denied

    • @cristsan4171
      @cristsan4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a pagan and Hell would be like a Valhalla to him. So Heaven it is since it is the equivalent of Hellheim to all Norseman.

    • @michatuodziecki2079
      @michatuodziecki2079 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well he was made a saint, by his deeds.

  • @DkLnBr
    @DkLnBr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4210

    I can see why Vikings would always destroy churches during their raids

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +DkLnBr YES.

    • @colindhowell
      @colindhowell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My thoughts exactly! They especially seemed to hate monasteries...

    • @dave5194
      @dave5194 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Michael Kardal Oh hey did you get my party invi-ohhh erm never mind. I'll see you later Mark, er Morgan.

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Except that judging by the architecture, this is a Scandinavian "black church" from around the 1000s. There was in fact a period of several centuries in which Christianity and Norse heathenism existed side by side.

    • @davidolsen1222
      @davidolsen1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The monasteries were full of gold at the time. Like if those megachurch pastors bought gold instead of jets, and mansions. They were objectively totally worth the looting.

  • @darthpanzer
    @darthpanzer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2771

    One mans Heaven is another mans Helheim......

    • @DrEvil-uw1ju
      @DrEvil-uw1ju 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Darth Panzer Helheim*

    • @darthpanzer
      @darthpanzer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** Thank ye kind sir!

    • @ThatIcelandicDude
      @ThatIcelandicDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Darth Panzer there is just one problem souls don't go to hel they go to Nifflheim hel is just the hall of hel.

    • @darthpanzer
      @darthpanzer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Óðinn It's a metaphor of course.

    • @panosrevelator4946
      @panosrevelator4946 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Darth Panzer
      no, there is nothing as a double L word

  • @kaguth
    @kaguth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    This is so funny. I love the rotating afterlife wheel.

    • @cloejarozenski3097
      @cloejarozenski3097 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +kaguth
      I think it just goes to show that religion is merely a matter of personal choice, rather than objective truth.

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +kaguth The Buddhist one should have had a revolving door.

    • @undogmatisch5873
      @undogmatisch5873 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +JusheisPwn
      The Mormons love to bapzize people posthumously.
      They did it to Anne Frank, Adolf Hitler, Elvis Presley, Pope John Paul II, Mahadma Gandhi, Joan of Arc and many, many more.

    • @joshcwolfe
      @joshcwolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mark P. Hah, nice one

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that was brilliant !

  • @larrygaroth9773
    @larrygaroth9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    To this day, I like to think he ended up going on a rampage which got him sent to literal hell, where he ironically would find a less boring more enjoyable life battling demons instead.

    • @emil123emil123emil
      @emil123emil123emil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      wait is he the DOOM SLAYER

    • @MunkhbaganaErdenee
      @MunkhbaganaErdenee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He believes in Valhalla 😅

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Alternate ending: One of the archangels recuits Biron to fight alongside the forces of heaven against Satan and its hordes in the Judgement Day

  • @blondepaprika
    @blondepaprika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2162

    Poor guy! He deserved Valhalla so much. That was mean.

    • @00jtconley
      @00jtconley 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I Agree.

    • @salvatore1964ful
      @salvatore1964ful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      agreed

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +blondepaprika It was horrific >XD

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +blondepaprika And Murphy said so: Every good deeds must have his punishment!
      Also ro Matias christophersen: The celtic "heaven"(Mag Mell) almost the same, you can get free beer, hot watered fountains for bathing, and the weather is far better than the skandinavian - less hailstorms, more sun, et cetera...

    • @shitpickleX
      @shitpickleX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Ilya Dubrovin Well if we have to look at it historically then "dying in battle" was never a requirement to enter Valhalla in death. The vikings did however believe that it bettered your chances.

  • @iordanchis2437
    @iordanchis2437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I'm starting a "Set Biorn free!" petition. Let's send him where he belongs! Who's with me?!

    • @misolahky8924
      @misolahky8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hell yeah! Biorn deserves Valhalla so much. Count me in!

    • @jaxthewolf4572
      @jaxthewolf4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@misolahky8924 I'm in!

    • @Jack_Ingoff
      @Jack_Ingoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where do I sign

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      count me in

    • @YamiLunaria
      @YamiLunaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm in

  • @matthewcheung7888
    @matthewcheung7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It's been 9 yrs pls we need a sequel or a full animated series this is too good to just leave here

  • @anderplays6460
    @anderplays6460 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    This NEEDS a sequel where poor Bjorn manages to escape Christian heaven. I don't care how

    • @retosius7962
      @retosius7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      agreed. heck just for kicks he could beat the crap out of yahweh because he doesn't expect a human to betray him in the after life.

    • @redonitret1826
      @redonitret1826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hey, true Christian religion is not like that, it's catholic religion

    • @user-wh1st3hq9u
      @user-wh1st3hq9u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yep

    • @Cal6009
      @Cal6009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Elbow drop into hell, where he wrestles Satan.

    • @alphazenturbo
      @alphazenturbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      There needs to be a religious worshipper exchange. Odin: Hey Jehovah, I think you have one of my guys...here, have these priests that mysteriously got into Valhalla.

  • @an1m8r
    @an1m8r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    lol, did not expect this to be this good. Lovely style, great humour, and a weirdly engaging plot- I couldnt tell if I wanted him to win or lose against the giant.

  • @emilja.4205
    @emilja.4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nearly 11 years old....This is still great, a classic and definitely needs a sequel.

  • @Gigahydra
    @Gigahydra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Poor Bjorn, all he wanted was eternal battle and drinking. :(

    • @wolveen.0
      @wolveen.0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tal Madar Spelling! Bjorn

    • @wolveen.0
      @wolveen.0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It Biorn

    • @soulishere3869
      @soulishere3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget about sex the day goes form battling till "dead" or Sundown then drinking and sex all night

    • @leatherandtactel
      @leatherandtactel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soulishere3869 But remember you have to die killing someone in a war to get to the Valhalla. Are you prepared to do it? Maybe viking paganism it´s not the answer, they used to commit human sacrifices and castrate and then rape their prisioners after the raids. I don´t know what you think about thar moral...

    • @sullivandmitry1416
      @sullivandmitry1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miguel Rey well yes but this wasn’t immoral either. Morality I based on your own opinions and religion. They believed that the weak suffered so the strong could live. Men killed and raped, women killed and raped. As well as christians, Greeks, pagans, Muslims each religion is based on ones morality and to believe yours is better than their’s is hypocritical. The Vikings also lived at a time where it was kill or be killed. They had to fight to survive.

  • @banon9573
    @banon9573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I absolutely *LOVE* the part at 5:45, the revolving gates of the various after life realms!

    • @Noel992
      @Noel992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      О да все хотят видеть это и думают что так и будет))) но я разочарую вас только один ответ верный 🙏

  • @Breaker_Of_Sieges
    @Breaker_Of_Sieges 8 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    so moral of the story is never try to save nuns?

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Shroomis YUP lol!

    • @rosenrotNL
      @rosenrotNL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      or making sure they're dead first :P

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no, moral of the story is, as Uthred used to say: "Fate is inexorable"

    • @maulporphy4399
      @maulporphy4399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And to avoid bad habits?

    • @shadowgodfray
      @shadowgodfray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the moral of the story is to run up the stairs as fast as you can, never saver it

  • @bobjustplainbob9614
    @bobjustplainbob9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Even after all these years, still one of my all time favorites.

    • @dashalinda5724
      @dashalinda5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Truly genius animation.

  • @nergalsmom
    @nergalsmom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Even after all these years, this is still one of the best animations I've ever seen.

  • @dragonhunter4592
    @dragonhunter4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I would love an entire game in this style

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That is so horribly cruel!
    Edited: Love the animation but damn! Biorn went through so much only to be denied his greatest desire.

    • @1maw1rdo
      @1maw1rdo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know right!

  • @MR.LMR1996
    @MR.LMR1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Damn nuns! He was awaited in Valhalla!

    • @bogdan7458
      @bogdan7458 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FiskenTheFish MEDIOCRE!

  • @snicks34
    @snicks34 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love this video. Would love to see a sequel where Biorn fights his way through the afterlifes to get to Valhal.

  • @_taranjot
    @_taranjot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love this! Didn't expect to be so invested in the story but it was so well animated and entertaining, I was totally absorbed the whole way through!

  • @MrBabbolo
    @MrBabbolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I felt phisical pain for the ending.

  • @gjigaqaquj
    @gjigaqaquj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Can there be sequel where he escapes heaven and journeys through the astral planes to Valhalla?
    Cause this is bummer man lol

    • @jiula
      @jiula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is very Life itself

  • @Cha0s009
    @Cha0s009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    See, THIS is why you don't push your religion onto other people!!!

    • @ДимаБелов-ю5ч
      @ДимаБелов-ю5ч 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What's wrong with you? If you don't like something then forget about it. If vegetarian doesn't eat meat they just don't eat it without screaming why doing opposite is bad. Curse you.

    • @schoenbaum
      @schoenbaum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      meat is murder...if you dont believe in GOD then youll go to hell hahaha your example is soooooo bad vegetarians and Christians are on a crusade and feel obligated to spread their beliefs on others.. and in this case biorn could not object. he was already dead

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      christians, muslims, jews, communists, nazis, femminists, vegans,... they're all the same (and that's exactly what vegans do: shame you for eating meat, just as christians shame you for not believing - because that's all they can really do... and violence, when they can't lie their way out)

    • @jesusislord7772
      @jesusislord7772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arin Jäger um im christains, and i am not any og that, and also, I fucking hate nazis, they are not like us, they slaughtered jews and christains, besides, i am a Christian, and i aint like that, racist jerk !

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Arin Jäger
      That’s not what we do at all?

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very nicely done. It illustrates clearly how the idea of the shape of a possible afterlife is shaped by fashions and culture. And making a point with humor always gets my admiration.. The animation is good as well.

  • @alexiosfini6958
    @alexiosfini6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played this clip for my kid to interest him in Norse mythology, he asked a few logical questions and left( kids these days). I, in the other hand, loved the clip. Thanks.

  • @TheCatIsAMonster
    @TheCatIsAMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I want a sequel where biorn escapes into Valhalla cause cmon that’s just cruel

  • @Skjalden
    @Skjalden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this video, seen it many times. I wish I had the same skills to create such great animations for my own videos. It really has a great story and deserve each view and like has gotten! Really well made :)

  • @TheVanguarderOfArms
    @TheVanguarderOfArms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This makes me feel so bad for Biorn

  • @MollyGazay
    @MollyGazay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is fantastic! You really out did yourself. My boyfriend who is a video game programer and myself, a filmmaker, loved your work! Biorn's ending was priceless! That would be my reaction for sure! Great job!

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The dwarf was simply epic :D

  • @nevercallmebyname
    @nevercallmebyname 10 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The morel of the story? Even if it is not your religion, deal with the dead according to their religions or else you deny them their heaven and condemn them to their hell.

    • @DukeoftheAges
      @DukeoftheAges 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very true ^

    • @mattnjess2009
      @mattnjess2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yessssss

    • @nickjohnson7935
      @nickjohnson7935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      See that Mormons?

    • @Paulthored
      @Paulthored 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Untrue. That would imply that other religions are based upon truth. And that once all you've got is a lifeless hunk of soulless meatsack of skin/bones, anything done to it on Earth matters one bit. Certainly you should respect what was once a reciprocal for the soul of a person. But once someone's Dead, nothing you do with their body('ies), will effect that person's eventual fate.
      (I hope and pray that your death would not result in "bodies", but you can't always help how you die)
      Peace! ✌😇✝

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, I mean, what were they thinking ?! That's what I hate about religion, there'll always be these pricks who think their religion is the "Correct One". I mean, if I was an egyptian and found a dead celt in my garden, I wouldn't dry him up and put him in a box because that's my religion, I would research the correct burrial way of his religion. To *honor* him. To *_respect_* him.
      God.
      Fucking dammit.
      *_WHY AM I ANGRY OVER A FUNNY CARTOON ?!_*
      Oh, BTW, if I wasn't clear on that, I don't mean that _every_ religous person is a prick, I meant that there is some of them who are pricks while the other a respectful people who do not judge on other people's belief.

  • @TheRealestEric
    @TheRealestEric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    REMAKE THIS AND PUT BIORN WHERE HE BELONGS.

  • @commanderbale
    @commanderbale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is amazing I love your work especially the artistic style you use. I can't wait to watch more from you.

  • @Klomster88
    @Klomster88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Fun fact.
    Hell is directly taken from the nordic bad afterlife Helheim, named after its goddess, Hel.
    Who owns a boat made from toenails. Nagelfar.
    Nord mythos is fun :P

    • @mateolitc8898
      @mateolitc8898 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Christianity basically steals all their mythos from the Norse. XD
      Christmas? Yeah, that was Norse Jul. Santa Claus? Yep, that's Odin Allfather.

    • @Klomster88
      @Klomster88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Another fun fact, Hell is a place you can go to :D
      It's in Norway. :P

    • @mateolitc8898
      @mateolitc8898 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh yeah! I forgot about that. XD I had actually done some research in 7th grade on Hell, Norway and thought the place was kind of boring. I never realized back then that it wasn't a major city.

    • @TheGrandslam89
      @TheGrandslam89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Matt LITC I'm going to have to call Bullshit on that one as I place high doubts that the Bible written down in the area of the Mediterranean was based on Nordic mythos.
      Don't forget that it also went the other way, especially as the majority of Norse Sagas we have written down today came from christian scholars well after Christianity began exerting a strong presence in the area.
      Santa Claus was also based on Saint Nicholas who went around giving gifts in Russia as well.
      Christmas though was a Christianized holiday but celebrations are pretty common throughout the world so it still isn't exactly special.

    • @mateolitc8898
      @mateolitc8898 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheGrandslam89 I never mentioned the Holy Bible.

  • @tiffanysketches
    @tiffanysketches 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Seriously my favorite animation short of all time. :D

  • @AlbertaGeek
    @AlbertaGeek 11 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I guess he was Biorn again.

    • @Phydeos
      @Phydeos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Biorn to be wild

    • @mattnjess2009
      @mattnjess2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha gtfo im feking dead!!!!

    • @Belial21319
      @Belial21319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that's just wrong.

  • @chimmichurri6940
    @chimmichurri6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ffs, this was the best short I've seen in a long time and GODDAMN I legit didn't see that ending coming! Good shit!

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That's the saddest thing i ever watched, poor warrior.

  • @MrMikeyboy16
    @MrMikeyboy16 11 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The morale of the story, Never help Nuns

    • @enchantedfill9471
      @enchantedfill9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry to tell u after 5 years but it's moral .

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enchantedfill9471 Telling him that was probably bad for his morale. :D

  • @jimv2074
    @jimv2074 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    one man's heaven is another man's hell

  • @larscorneliussen8252
    @larscorneliussen8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ty so much for this movie, it changed my life!

  • @angelgutierrez947
    @angelgutierrez947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The makers of this Animation better give Biorn a better ending or i will start WW3

    • @ididntmeantoyt3864
      @ididntmeantoyt3864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too late ww3 is already reserved sir

    • @xxscrublordxxx5652
      @xxscrublordxxx5652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ididntmeantoyt3864 How do you know it's not his doing?

    • @ididntmeantoyt3864
      @ididntmeantoyt3864 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxscrublordxxx5652 true

    • @lunawolf4972
      @lunawolf4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ididntmeantoyt3864 ww4 then lol

    • @figuregaming3872
      @figuregaming3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like but it has 69 likes soo

  • @Amollion
    @Amollion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Warning!!! Christianity can be seriously hazardous to your afterlife.

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not as much as atheism, though. Where's the fun in a meaningless life followed by nothingness?

    • @Nimroc
      @Nimroc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sarah Gray, Atheism in broadest terms is just a lack of belief in gods though, it doesn't necessarily rule out an afterlife.

    • @reggie9897
      @reggie9897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nimroc Ikr she's like saying we're nothing when we all have no purpose on this world besides even known we have no purpose on this world at least we and our family and friends make each of us have a purpose right?

    • @thedrunkendraugr9864
      @thedrunkendraugr9864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sarah Gray would you rather us kill each other over which identical belief and all mighty is 'real'

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahgray430 Actually you should read more about Christianity. I've asked one priest and whole Heaven seems too be souls being overjoyed from being near God. So no good music, endless Happy Hours in pubs etc.

  • @zeliarodrigues4702
    @zeliarodrigues4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poor dwarf! He was kinda cute when he was scared!

  • @michaelthomas9991
    @michaelthomas9991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely wonderful art, story and imagery!!!

  • @LordDreadtalon
    @LordDreadtalon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    so basically this can pretty much just state that Valhalla is the best place to go while heaven is fucking boring

  • @sxlstzce
    @sxlstzce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Moral of the story: There is no moral just eat beans and you will be happy.

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      can't be happy since I found out that jelly beans do not contain pork gelatin >.>

    • @sxlstzce
      @sxlstzce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ArinJager1 I meant kidney beans, not jelly beans.
      Meh, who cares?

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sxlstzce KBs are good, but baked beans in tomato sauce? even better!

  • @OtakuMan05
    @OtakuMan05 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Poor Bjorn, the nuns meant well they didn't mean to deprive him of Valhalla... They sought to give him a proper burial and send him off in the way of a respected hero... He saved their lives and they mourned him and gave him what they considered a proper burial in return...

  • @servantofallah1698
    @servantofallah1698 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    1 of the best video out there I saw it in couple of years now I've come to see it again

  • @Baud2Bits
    @Baud2Bits 11 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Thor has a hammer and Jesus has nails - nuff said.

    • @chrisgoldade7086
      @chrisgoldade7086 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They would be the best Carpenters EVER! Like Mario and Luigi, Thor and Jesus!

    • @00zmb00
      @00zmb00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chris G No, the nails go into jesus.

    • @00zmb00
      @00zmb00 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris G Actually he doesn't exist, so yeah

    • @chrisgoldade7086
      @chrisgoldade7086 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Zach Bly You should rename yourself to "CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, HE WHO STATES WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS AND IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!"

    • @Nightstrife93
      @Nightstrife93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** No... he's gonna be poisoned by said snake, kill it, then die of the poison... :1

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:18
    well,
    I do not mind being a pagan if THAT is what heaven looks like.

    • @lionsgamers592
      @lionsgamers592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am catholic, and after thinking in this well... nope am not going to heaven plis, i wanna go to tye valhalla

  • @kubikkuratko188
    @kubikkuratko188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Looks more like final version of Skyrim.

  • @RainStreet28
    @RainStreet28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Animations like these are Incredibly Cool

  • @Mr-Ad-196
    @Mr-Ad-196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ohhh what nostalgia, I watched this several year ago and I forgot the name and found this by accident.

  • @mybedroomsamesstohagen2110
    @mybedroomsamesstohagen2110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did you know that there is a serpent circling our world (Midford,home of the humans) called Jormungandr and at the bottom of the tree of life is a dragon called nidhogg chewing at the roots trying to drestoy it.

  • @christinah128
    @christinah128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One of my favorites. Although the Dwarf looks a lot like Stimpy

  • @stevenwilliams9413
    @stevenwilliams9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still awesome all these years later.

  • @MrHodge65
    @MrHodge65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *im watching this just because I ŵatched it and learning it at school xd*

  • @AcemanTheSpaceman
    @AcemanTheSpaceman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Hilarious!
    But there is a plot hole: he wasn't baptized!

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      AcemanTheSpaceman So, the sequel is Bjorn trying to find God so he can make a bid to escape Heaven. God grants him his escape, and Bjorn is resurrected for another life of fighting... and fighting... and fighting... and failing to get slain in worthy battle.

    • @vikingyaa7998
      @vikingyaa7998 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doh!

    • @AMcGrath82
      @AMcGrath82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sin tanan PLEASE tell me there is a sequel!

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Tirithedain Not that I'm aware of.

    • @speedbuggy8
      @speedbuggy8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting.

  • @asricklore331
    @asricklore331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is this what people truly picture the idea of what heaven would look like? I could be wrong but what I was taught was a lot more exciting. I did enjoy the video don't get me wrong, and I was routing for the Viking to reach Valhalla

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Asrick lore Every religion, even every denomination has it's own story of what will happen after death; one more unlikely than the other.

    • @jaxthewolf4572
      @jaxthewolf4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah lots of people believe Heaven will be puffy clouds and whiteness where we will worship God for eternity, that's quite boring. Valhalla and the happy hunting ground sounds more interesting.

  • @909music
    @909music 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Such an amazing piece of work. Kudos to you!

  • @agent2adam
    @agent2adam 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Valhalla is waiting for me !!!

  • @alp3771
    @alp3771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember reading about Valhalla as a kid. Fight all day, get healed of your wounds by lovely shield maidens in the evenings, then party all night. Kind of like afterlife designed for bikers.

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      too bad biker gangs are christins >.> (so I guess not THESE bikers, then)

  • @zeropulses9180
    @zeropulses9180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Valhall? Sounds so wrong when you remove the very important A at the end of the word. Valhallaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! The home of the brave. (Triggered Viking from Sweden).

    • @thetrainsrock
      @thetrainsrock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i always have to say "ValhallA" whenever they guy says "Valhall" because it makes me stay sane

    • @zeropulses9180
      @zeropulses9180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      British Kid
      Indeed :/

    • @PenttiLinkola23
      @PenttiLinkola23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Valhalla is English. It's Valhal in Danish and Valhall in Norwegian and Swedish. You are an embarrassment.

    • @Justicion88
      @Justicion88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It salso Valhalla in german, and german is nearly similar to the language origin.

    • @urmy1sttarget
      @urmy1sttarget 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PenttiLinkola23 /wm5ZRcHmexo watch it... and afterwards crawl away in shame.

  • @kanabyss9534
    @kanabyss9534 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel is so slept on

  • @Almahser
    @Almahser 11 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It's funny how Heaven is the same as Helheim

  • @herrapan95
    @herrapan95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    people seem to confuse Asgard with valhall, It's not the same thing

    • @SkeletalNoises
      @SkeletalNoises 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      correct me if im wrong but as far as i know Asgard is the home of the gods , and Valhalla is where wariors(woriors?) who died during battle go. Again, correct me if im wrong

    • @ducky4395
      @ducky4395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm afraid that you aren't entirely correct.
      While Valhalla isn't the exact same as Asgaard, it is located in Asgaard.
      Valhalla comes from the old norse "Valhöll" which means hall of the slain, and is essentially an enormous hall of warriors built in Asgaard and ruled by Odin.
      Upon a glorious death in combat Odin would choose one of two fates for you.
      You were either sent to Valhalla to join the ranks of the other warriors and heroes, here you would train, feast and generally prepare to aid Odin in the inevitable Ragnarok.
      The other half would be sent to Freyja, as for what they would do there I am not entirely sure, it is outside my realm of knowledge.
      Either-way, all we know about Valhalla and Asgaard is through the written Saga's, and there are minute differences depending on where that saga originated, you'll find it that saga's from Denmark may have a slightly different narrative than those from Norway, Sweden and Iceland, but it is pretty much the same in terms of Valhalla and Asgaard.
      EDIT:
      I may or may not have completely missed the fact that your comment is 3 years old. None-the-less at least other people know eh?

    • @AphoticGoblin
      @AphoticGoblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ducky it’s Asgard.

    • @AphoticGoblin
      @AphoticGoblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zalán Márkus it’s warrior.

    • @SkeletalNoises
      @SkeletalNoises 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AphoticGoblin Thanks. I'm Hungarian and sometimes i get confused whit the words.

  • @peteoldham9740
    @peteoldham9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How else got this on recommend in 2020? Like if you did.

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A true Viking hell. This was hilarious! The Giant at the end is soo comical.

  • @DemonOfTheSkies
    @DemonOfTheSkies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    One mans hevean can be another mans hell?

    • @SmolTerribleTornado
      @SmolTerribleTornado 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe, to me the nirvana is the most accuarate description of hell
      You can't think, or feel, or even be. A state of inexistence and solitude, like a total void.
      Man, any other ethernal life sounds better than that to me, where you can DO SOMETHING after die.

    • @B20C0
      @B20C0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TornadoAzulK4
      Why's that? If you don't exist, cannot think, feel or be, how are you supposed to EXPERIENCE the void?
      Perfectly fine for me, total non-existance. Count me in.

    • @SmolTerribleTornado
      @SmolTerribleTornado 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      B20C0 Well i'm not shure if it was being nothing (like just dead) or in midle of nothing without reincarnate, but either way sounds really booring to me. However, this prooves the point that one man heaven can be other men hell

    • @tommydouglas2783
      @tommydouglas2783 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TornadoAzulK4 You can't feel boredom.

    • @DemonOfTheSkies
      @DemonOfTheSkies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats a thought that will drive you mad, non-existance and the more you think about it the worse it gets; Simply because we are so used to existing, it's hard to imagine what it would be like to not exist, this is the fear of death. Once death comes calling we cease to be and because of this we look for life after death, and any thing is better than "the void" in my opinoin.

  • @Jürgen_von_Schumacher
    @Jürgen_von_Schumacher ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a Christian, this had me on the floor laughing XDDDD I feel so bad for Björn!

  • @MrMushroomBrain
    @MrMushroomBrain 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ha ha ha since I am partially of scandinavian Origin I can understand his pain...
    I don't wanna go to heaven :)
    Peace and Noise!!!

    • @norsemanoutdoors447
      @norsemanoutdoors447 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heaven looks so boring.

    • @MrMushroomBrain
      @MrMushroomBrain 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am sure it is, that is why I am only medium good...

    • @reggie9897
      @reggie9897 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and this is why I quitted Christianity last year and 1% good

  • @henrythegreatamerican8136
    @henrythegreatamerican8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came to this video about 10 years late but really enjoyed it. Nice job.

  • @melianatara
    @melianatara 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    while being invited to Vahala is a great honor, Helheim is not a punishment or BORING. It is the land of dead, it is where our honored ancestors live. It should not be spoken of this way.

    • @ganondorfchampin
      @ganondorfchampin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just because it's not a land of punishment doesn't mean Biorn wouldn't find it boring.

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Either way, they won't last forever, as all the nine worlds will burn during Ragnarok.

  • @TheDeadpeanut
    @TheDeadpeanut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is usally how my CK2 games end

  • @robertpennington1381
    @robertpennington1381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So after all that he went to Viking Hell after all.

  • @mukraker1
    @mukraker1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really clever and well, check that; beautifully and professionally done, imo. Continued good luck on your path(s).

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hahaha...that's not how it supposed to work, but funny none the less.

    • @atomant4611
      @atomant4611 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marcin Mazurek yep

  • @ramirogalletti
    @ramirogalletti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    question what can you do that is FUN in heaven? i mean everything that we can see as fun is a SIN , minus board games ( i think)

    • @Parad1gmSh1ft
      @Parad1gmSh1ft 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Youve' played board games?! You will burn in hell for eternity!

    • @Crusader-Ramos45
      @Crusader-Ramos45 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Like what?

    • @Crusader-Ramos45
      @Crusader-Ramos45 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Are u nuts?! God would hate people doing sin again in heaven!

    • @kbrank1962
      @kbrank1962 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's just agree that what you do in heaven is a subject best left for you to believe, if you think you have your own heaven where you do what you want, then believe it. If you believe that the bibles interpretation of heaven may be boring and the idea of other cultures heavens where you can do what you want sounds better to you, then believe that

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Heaven there's music, and you can hang out with Jesus and all the saints and the apostles, some of whom (like my personal favorite, Thomas More) were actually very interesting people. And yes, there's at least wine in heaven!

  • @gam3r_playz770
    @gam3r_playz770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *”I wanted to be friends with you...”*
    *”Yeah, Bjorn you were my only friend”*

  • @mnikolaeva6562
    @mnikolaeva6562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so cool, great cinematics!

  • @심심한구경꾼
    @심심한구경꾼 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Christian, I don't know how to feel about this...

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ask your priest :P

    • @jaxthewolf4572
      @jaxthewolf4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, I guarantee you that is not what heaven looks like at all.

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Next time on: Biorn.
    He must escape from heavan.

  • @purplecrisp
    @purplecrisp 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    just goes to show that one mans paradise is another mans prison

  • @musewinter9369
    @musewinter9369 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thats.... actually incredibly heartbreaking, as an Asatru like him....

  • @TheJboy88
    @TheJboy88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No offense, but I though "Biorn" was spelt with a J instead of an I?

    • @Parad1gmSh1ft
      @Parad1gmSh1ft 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not in old tounge.

    • @Dominyck12
      @Dominyck12 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bjorn

    • @oliskranz
      @oliskranz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay it is.

    • @attilamagyar91
      @attilamagyar91 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay and its Björn, not Biorn, i think.

    • @oliskranz
      @oliskranz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lukas Lundholm yes it is.

  • @knalodge
    @knalodge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Moral of the story: never die near a Christian

  • @pawninwordsandsoon
    @pawninwordsandsoon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is the monster Grendel?

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a Norwegian who grew up with viking lore, my first thought was it was just a troll.

    • @Squiglypig
      @Squiglypig 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Efreeti I thought it was a Giant (Jætte)

    • @Outpoint
      @Outpoint 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squiglypig Its a Jotne(Jötunn). Grendel was not a giant and a Jætte was too big :3

    • @Squiglypig
      @Squiglypig 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Synsix But... a Jötunn and a Jætte is the same thing ._.
      Just in two different languages.

    • @Squiglypig
      @Squiglypig 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrackAttax I think that distinction was made because of giants from other mythologies.

  • @subzerowolf8994
    @subzerowolf8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, this brings back memories. The last time I watched this was in primary school when we learnt about the Vikings.

  • @zZParabellumZz
    @zZParabellumZz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    yeah,because heaven is just like that. ¬¬

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd call my lawyer. People can't just change your confession without your consent XD
    And seeing how many monsters live in Helheim, I don't think it's that boring there.

    • @Neonhelmet
      @Neonhelmet 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      sigh

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anders Jensen
      Come one, dude. This is serious business!

    • @slapsmeontheknee7319
      @slapsmeontheknee7319 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, true

    • @chainezo
      @chainezo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      tell that mormons that baptise you after death

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chainezo Deathhunter
      I wanna see them try that if I'm a bunch of ash in a jar :3

  • @lionsgamers592
    @lionsgamers592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even tho am catolic, after seeing this i realized, that heaven might be a horrible place
    Edit:Like you dont do nothing

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man died. He wound up in Hell where his wife was constantly nagging him. She was in Heaven because she really liked nagging him. He was in Hell because he murdered her.

  • @Unotch
    @Unotch ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was exceptionally depressing.

  • @Ugh800
    @Ugh800 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Poor Biorn got tricked by goodwilling christian nuns - great work, congrats.

  • @true_rivethead9303
    @true_rivethead9303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best anti-religion animation I've ever seen.

  • @JEEggelaar
    @JEEggelaar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Biorn.

  • @MrDudetheassassin
    @MrDudetheassassin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How are you not more popular!! Your so good at animation and store plots! All my friend will know about you from me bro!