@The Legendary Overlord I don't think surfaces needed to have moon dust, moon dust itself was just capable of conducting portals. So certain surfaces that don't conduct need moon dust paint, but many of the plain concrete walls in portal 2 conducted portals without paint.
Wilo Polis the walls in the test chamber might be. But several concrete walls in the cave Johnson area, which would have been built before they had moon rocks, still conducted portals. A handheld portal device isn’t super useful if it needs one type of specially designed walls to work.
Le plus dingue, c'est qu'il n'ai posté que ça en 12 ans. (Je suis persuadé que Dantrachtenberg à eu du boulot ensuite mais je regrette qu'il n'est pas exploité YT plus que ça)
3:07 "Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not partially or fully submerge the device in liquid."
Its actually “Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. And most importantly, under no circumstances should you...”
@@Chris_M-fn6yk Technically you're wrong too. It's actually "Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you..."
NOTE: If you use some of the broken subtitles (example, Russian) you can actually see that in the end it says "Do not take the portal device out of the laboratory."
@Lalrivunga Hnamte I don't think so. Example, when you ride a bike and increase the speed, there is many force and pressure at front that will make you slow down. Even when there is no or low pressure or force below you when you falling from the portal, there may have a vacuum state below and above you that make you slow down if not float.
@@rosmah8925 do you even know what terminal velocity is? its the maximum velocity an object/human/etc can reach while free falling, there is no vacuum state as you'd be travelling through air not a vacuum chamber. Idk where/why you came up with that
@@zombified_pariah7720 While the second one is technically superior and objectively better - the first portal was something new and different that anything before that.
@@zombified_pariah7720 the original portal actually aged fine. The graphics aren't terrible, the simple plot is fun, and it being shorter makes it super fun to blast through
@@V55-y3z Look I have as much respect for Portal 1 as you, but I remember playing it back in 2014 and EVEN THEN it felt like something a group of like 10 people put together in a week compared to Portal 2.
“Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment centre. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one, your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goal of all enrichment centre activities, serious injuries may occur, for your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from: (random gibberish) Stand back, the portal will open in 3... 2... 1...”
BAAAAAM bam bam bam bampada bam bam bam DUDUDUDUDIM bam bam DUDUDUDUUDIDUUDIDUM bam bam bampadam DUM DUDIM DUM DUM DUDIDUM DUUUUUUM bam bam bad DUDUDUUDIM bam bam DUDUDUDUUDIDUUDIDUM bam bam bampadam DUM DUDIM DUM DUM DUDIDUM DUM DUM DIIIIIM DUDIDUDIDUM DUM DUM DIIIIM DUDIDUDIDUM BAAAAAM
not really, there are plenty of flaws to this. The effects are pretty low quality(For any movie), the actor was bad, the practical effects were bad. The fact that she mastered the portal gun in a few seconds is not a really good way to start something off... It took most people at least 30 minutes to understand how the portal gun works in game... Then again this is only a TH-cam video...
No te rindas. La ergástula es oscura, la firme trama es de incesante hierro, pero en algún recodo de tu encierro puede haber un descuido, una hendidura. El camino es fatal como la flecha pero en las grietas está Dios, que acecha. JL Borges To english: Do not give up. The ergastula is dark, the firm plot is of incessant iron, but in some corner of your confinement There may be an oversight, a slit. The road is fatal as the arrow but in the cracks is God, who lurks.
One little detail I think is really creative is that when she fires a portal, the wall cracks around the portal. It's a really subtle detail, and it didn't appear in the game, but I really like the sense of realism it lends. Well played, filmmakers! Well played indeed!
This is one of the first videos I saw as a kid that inspired me to follow my dreams. Thanks from the future for your contribution to art, film, and storytelling.
fat cat In Portal 2 the world was destroyed, so that could be a reason. But I am sure that they wanted her as a test subject, same with the games also.
One of the best short films i have seen! They got the character of Chell down perfectly! She is very resourceful and extremely stubborn and doesn't give up, just like the game! 12/10!
I only looked through the fan film about 3 times. but I think she noticed the stains on the wall where someone had put their hands on it repeatedly and thought to check it. It's similar to where she put her hands in the following scene.
Imagine hearing "Test Champer 1 Complete" in GLaDOS's voice before she hit the deceiving wall with her fist? Oh the chills that could've been. What a great short film. Must've worked so hard on this!
I remember seeing this when it first came out and really liking it, but now that I see it again, it bothers me that there are human guards. I know it adds to the sense of urgency, but the beauty of the game is that you're basically alone. It's still very well done. Shout out to The Totally Rad Show! My life hasn't been the same without it.
@@SyzygyNoon I'm pretty sure it's just the fact it will blind and/or vaporize your eyes. It's an experimental device and I wouldn't be surprised if it had side affects like that considering their bouncy gel eats your skeleton away
I love this short because portal 1 and 2 are my favorites games and series of games and the short is so fricking good i have to say thats the best video of 2023 even tho it's been 11 years old
Yeah, I just figured Glados would’ve made a weight joke about this woman, seeing as she’s totally ripped. Something like “if your ears weren’t covered in fat you would still have a face and no tumors in it”
All the non-portal fans seeing this and not knowing what's happening, then there's the portal fans just like **Laughs in moon dust** Edit: Guys, I accidentally inhaled it what do I do.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying till you run out of cake, And the science gets done, And you make a neat gun, For the people who are still alive.
Some of these late recommendations seem normal considering they only pop up after I've searched for similar videos (like when you look up a specific motorcycle crash and suddenly every crash video on TH-cam is recommended). But I've looked up a lot of Portal videos and this is the first time I've seen this one recommended. Come on TH-cam, get better at reading my mind!
Oh yes. But it would be so much better if it was just one human person, all the sinister humor from the game, and no unnecessary romance. (or maybe a very humanoid robot that the main character would Stockholm syndrome for, only to realize again and again that their companion is a robot and would never return their feelings - but a Hollywood writer would go for the cliche "It was GlaDos all along! But you saw that coming from second one!" So it'd have to be... Valve, I guess. Or financed under a strict set of conditions so it stays true to the source material. I think everyone's tired of the "we know she's the love interest the second we meet her - oh and now they're having go out with a bang sex, sure." tropes... and would welcome something like Portal on the big screen. If I ever pick up on animation or filming, pinky swear I'll make Portal my exam project...
You should watch The Signal. Lawrence Fishburn is in it. It’s better than the trailers make it out to be. If you haven’t seen a trailer for it. Don’t watch any because they show too much.
I think if there was ever a Portal movie it would be about GlaDOS and how she flooded the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxin and the movie would feature a band of scientists trying to outrun the gas by going through different chambers and using the portal technology but they all die one by one in different ways. One falls into a goo pit, one by fire, etc. Until one is left. Ratman.
+On EDM Cloud 9: with no spoilers, I can say: its not about what happens, but how you feel after play and see the endings. The entire game you play while is in the middle of a cutscene, like if all the game was a movie and instead of watch, you interact with this movie, so the end causes you "chills moments", not because the conquest, but because what happened between the beginning and ending of the game.
When I saw the ending, I thought it was bad blue/green screen, then I realized it was a simulation. Beautiful shortfilm. Im excited for. 10 Cloverfield Lane
I think that this is the first time this video has come across my feed since it first came out. The fact that the director of this would go on to direct media that would become major parts of pop culture absolutely astonishes me. Hell, even the way he put such a dramatic spin on what was just a puzzle game for people E-10+ is amazing. I love seeing the work of people who are now household names back when they first begun.
3:07 "Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device." "With it, you can create your own portals." "These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe." "The device, however, has not." "DO NOT TOUCH THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE." "DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE." "Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially." "Most importantly, under no circumstances should you #############”
Yes! Finally!! It came back around in the algorithm and I'm again blown away at just how much they were able to squeeze in with zero dialogue, amazing work!
This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm GLaD, I got burned, think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look up there, it makes me GLaD, I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel fantastic and I'm still alive And while you're dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive STILL ALIVE
"Now, most test subjects are asleep for a couple months. You've been under for.. um.. quite a bit longer and it's not totally out of the question that you have a minor case of, um, severe brain damage. Now don't be alarmed. But if you are alarmed, try to, um, hold onto that feeling as it is the proper reaction to be told that you have brain damage."
I remember watching this for the first time yesterday. I've been watching TH-cam for like a decade now. The almighty & benevolent Algorithm ™ did not see fit to bless my recommendeds with it until then. 🤷♂️
@@thechargentarge1341 yeah, I started watching regularly in 2009/2010 & held off on making an account as long as I could (eg, I didn't subscribe, I bookmarked) until I got my first smartphone in 2014, since I needed a Google account to use it. *not that it f⛎cking matters because 7+ years falls within the range of "like a decade," as "about a decade"* *NOT THAT I'M CALLING CALLING YOU OUT FOR A F⛎CKING PEDANT*
That was good, but if he ever directs a full length Portal movie, I just hope they don't make it that serious. Instead stick more to what Portal is. Less humans, more robots, more humor, more Glados, more Wheatley.
I would it to be about what role Aperture Science has in the world. As of now, they're extremely mysterious, unexplained and seemingly without real purpose. like, who are they developing for, and for what purpose?
Ultimate Monkey Okay. Well I think "the cake is a lie" is better because it's a metaphor that alredy fits this scenario. There is no need to substitute it for "freedom" to make it clearer, since that destroys the silly metaphor and just becomes a fact. And a fact is rarely funny on it's own, unless it is the fact that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises. He should have said that instead.
Ultimate Monkey Did you know ants don't sleep? So when they climb up under leaves in the rainforest and hold on with a steady grip, other ants will avoid them since their brains probably are infested with a behaviour altering fungus, making them a ticking spore-bomb :)
@@michaelpunch5707 holy crap! 10 Cloverfield Lane, an episode of Black Mirror, the premiere episode of The Boys, and the upcoming Prey movie?! He's moved so far up since this fan film
@@tntalchemist JJ Abrams is producing, and they've already talked about it being in the works. anything can always fall through, but I'm hyped. Even if hes not the writer, im happy to be getting a Portal movie.
I can not believe that this movie is 8 years old...
wow it's rly 8 years old..
damn it looks from 2019
@@Daddydj46 Short movie. Feel better?
Movie? Read the title you dumb
How did we not know about this sooner
Yea this is good
“Alright who’s idea was it to hide a portal gun in the prisoners room”
@The Legendary Overlord Ikr
Sorry mister johnson!
@The Legendary Overlord I don't think surfaces needed to have moon dust, moon dust itself was just capable of conducting portals. So certain surfaces that don't conduct need moon dust paint, but many of the plain concrete walls in portal 2 conducted portals without paint.
@@christopherballard1348 Those walls are made out of moonrock though
Wilo Polis the walls in the test chamber might be. But several concrete walls in the cave Johnson area, which would have been built before they had moon rocks, still conducted portals.
A handheld portal device isn’t super useful if it needs one type of specially designed walls to work.
3:07 Please do not look into the operational end of the device
Damn I remembered Glados' voice so clearly in my head when I read that lmao
Took me second to remember what you’re talking about lmao
@@m07z same
200th like
Chell: *fires the portal gun in her own face*
Glados: Idiot.
12 years later and I still come back to this.
Incredible piece of work it is. Hope Tractenberg stays busy.
I'm Always come back I'm Here that Too Many Times in FNAF history
Le plus dingue, c'est qu'il n'ai posté que ça en 12 ans. (Je suis persuadé que Dantrachtenberg à eu du boulot ensuite mais je regrette qu'il n'est pas exploité YT plus que ça)
Same here
This is a piece of TH-cam history, my children.
Hell yeah it is!
YES
Correct
Yep
Yes i remember watching this 6 years ago
Me at 5:03 : "you can tell this is low budget. Look at that obvious green screen"
10 seconds later: "oh, well played"
i had the same thought.
Inded
Same.
Te Amoraki Hadfield
YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK
YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS
(Omg he knows dat he figured out afterwards)
Solar terraria creeper [2nd channel] shut up
I was expecting a "hello" or something from glados when she left or at the end.
Luis G. That woulda been awesome
I mean considering there are dead ppl in those companion cubes at the end...
When GLaDOS was launched "she" killed all scientists and staff so if there were guards in film GLaDOS is still in progress.
Yeah that would’ve been cool
GLaDoS
It's 2022, and out of seemingly nowhere, I had a nostalgic urge to rewatch one of my favorite fanmade Portal videos.
same
Same here
weird i have all the games on steam and tonight is the first ive seen it. makes me want to go home and play it after work lol
and youtube randomly recommended it to me
now 2023 :D
I was like "wow, the green screen is done so bad right at the end" then it starts to pan more and you see the aperature lab space and just, ah, art.
Using your small budget to your advantage in the most creative way possible.
@@flaregamer64 exactly
same thought exactly
2:50 Do not touch the operational end of the device.
3:08 Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
when its turned on
DANG IT. I should'a noticed that XD
hahaha lol first thing i noticed ^^
The portals have been tested to be completely safe~ the device however has not... (hits person with it)
You're Dovahkiin... I'm Dovahdrog!
3:07 "Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not partially or fully submerge the device in liquid."
Look into, not look at
And most importantly do not-
Its actually “Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. And most importantly, under no circumstances should you...”
@@Chris_M-fn6yk Technically you're wrong too. It's actually "Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you..."
NOTE: If you use some of the broken subtitles (example, Russian) you can actually see that in the end it says "Do not take the portal device out of the laboratory."
3:07 "Do not look directly at the operational end of the device."
"Don't copy and paste other people's comments."
If only the guards would have said "wait, there is cake"
+Exequiel Ortega THE CAKE IS A LIE
*****
No, imagine that she hear an robotic voice says that!
fatkei wong tyttgwgcvbcqvfgvvzxxbn
+김철 양띵이올린거님도봄?
Who else was hoping she would do the thing where you shoot a portal on the ceiling and on the floor and get stuck in perpetual falling?
@TheRealEnderMorpher you seem to forget this isn't real 😂😂
@Lalrivunga Hnamte I don't think so. Example, when you ride a bike and increase the speed, there is many force and pressure at front that will make you slow down. Even when there is no or low pressure or force below you when you falling from the portal, there may have a vacuum state below and above you that make you slow down if not float.
@Lalrivunga Hnamte I'm not scientist and I fail in science at school but no one know what will really happen when you travel between portal...
@@rosmah8925 do you even know what terminal velocity is? its the maximum velocity an object/human/etc can reach while free falling, there is no vacuum state as you'd be travelling through air not a vacuum chamber. Idk where/why you came up with that
@Armchair Warrior commercial pilots maybe, however plenty of military pilots have gone mach 2 even 3 which Is more than double and triple that speed.
Even 9 years later, This is still a really good short film
Yeah
Yes
Yep
Yes
Agreed. I still love putting the soundtrack (on soundcloud) on repeat while I work
soundcloud.com/sencit/portal-no-escape-soundtrack
Even 11 years later This is still a really good short film
you don't always need dialogue to tell a story
***** and Drive
***** yup
"...you dangerous, mute lunatic."
***** That was a good movie. Everybody else in my family hated it.
@gradualreport: Hey, you're the guy with the Serbian swear words instructional videos!
Dobar si, bre! :D
It’s 2019 and Portal is still one of the top 5 video games I’ve ever played.
Does that include Portal 2? That one was better in every way imo
@@zombified_pariah7720 While the second one is technically superior and objectively better - the first portal was something new and different that anything before that.
@@LittleNasty Ok...and that's relevant...how...? It's aged like milk. Portal 2 still feels slick and smooth.
@@zombified_pariah7720 the original portal actually aged fine. The graphics aren't terrible, the simple plot is fun, and it being shorter makes it super fun to blast through
@@V55-y3z Look I have as much respect for Portal 1 as you, but I remember playing it back in 2014 and EVEN THEN it felt like something a group of like 10 people put together in a week compared to Portal 2.
she looks like a female Keanu Reeves
Yea but can she whoah?
Bruh she does tho
not UwU Shit yeahh omg
not UwU she is Keana Reeves
She could be the female lead of the fourquel Jane Wick
Edit: Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Hey I got a Like
Wait why is it blue?
When she pounded the wall, my heart sunk, like when Truman reaches the wall of the dome in his boat trying to escape the Truman Show.
EXACTLY
Me: "She's in a city? That doesn't make any sense."
Her: reaches a wall
Me: "Ah. There you go. This makes sense now."
3:06 Oh shoot she looked directly at the operational end of the device.
STARWARS XD the deedlyest thing in the universe..oh i will look right into the thing XD
Dumb ways to die: Portal edition?
It says not to do that on the instruction manual!
th-cam.com/video/-SSdTXNK2mo/w-d-xo.html
The business end
first i thought "this is a really bad green-screen" and then... "aww fak"
tr3poz
me too haha
inheritance right?
Nathan Bodet Omg same
Lenx Venn YES
*still hopes that this was a Trailer for a Portal Movie which He is Working in right Now*
Carly The Queen of Chaos no this is an 8 year old short film
;(
no but there is a portal and half life movie happening apparently. just slowly.
@@dogcool8381 watch your mouth dude
OMG "Let's Play a Little GAME" SAW you are The Man, Buzz Saw
11 years later, and I still wish for a sequel
0:02
Was ready for the radio to just turn on at any second
lol
"Hello, and welcome..."
“Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment centre. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one, your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goal of all enrichment centre activities, serious injuries may occur, for your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from: (random gibberish) Stand back, the portal will open in 3... 2... 1...”
You have been asleep for: 9 9 9 9 9
BAAAAAM bam bam bam bampada bam bam bam DUDUDUDUDIM bam bam DUDUDUDUUDIDUUDIDUM bam bam bampadam DUM DUDIM DUM DUM DUDIDUM DUUUUUUM bam bam bad DUDUDUUDIM bam bam DUDUDUDUUDIDUUDIDUM bam bam bampadam DUM DUDIM DUM DUM DUDIDUM DUM DUM DIIIIIM DUDIDUDIDUM DUM DUM DIIIIM DUDIDUDIDUM BAAAAAM
This is exactly how I imagined a portal movie would start. It's beautiful and perfect. You monster.
If they did do a Portal movie, it would most definitely not follow the Portal story line.
not really, there are plenty of flaws to this. The effects are pretty low quality(For any movie), the actor was bad, the practical effects were bad. The fact that she mastered the portal gun in a few seconds is not a really good way to start something off... It took most people at least 30 minutes to understand how the portal gun works in game...
Then again this is only a TH-cam video...
You should wear a label that says "WARNING: EXCESS SODIUM CONTENT"
+TonyGAMING everybodys a critic :P
Josiah Sanchez Exactly, without critics nothing would be good.
She escaped, only to realize she never left.
So sad.:(
Stay alive
There is no cake! 🎂
it's a lie, the cake is a lie
No te rindas. La ergástula es oscura,
la firme trama es de incesante hierro,
pero en algún recodo de tu encierro
puede haber un descuido, una hendidura.
El camino es fatal como la flecha
pero en las grietas está Dios, que acecha.
JL Borges
To english:
Do not give up. The ergastula is dark,
the firm plot is of incessant iron,
but in some corner of your confinement
There may be an oversight, a slit.
The road is fatal as the arrow
but in the cracks is God, who lurks.
I just found this video today. That ending…I’m not joking when I say it gave me chills. Very very well-done.
I hate when a channel only makes ONE fucking video, and the video is a fucking diamond, but then the channel is stopped.
TROLL
How so?
David Lopez He is complaining about the fact that the people who made this didn't make another awesome video. That isn't trolling.
Thank you.
well infact, its 2 videos :3
Walking out of area 51 like
Oh no...
1million strong
Try again
Oh yeah
Literally one old lady showed up and walked past the outer gate.
One little detail I think is really creative is that when she fires a portal, the wall cracks around the portal. It's a really subtle detail, and it didn't appear in the game, but I really like the sense of realism it lends. Well played, filmmakers! Well played indeed!
What game?
@@carloslopez7204 portal
@@carloslopez7204 YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF PORTAL OR PORTAL 2?
This film is a fan film of them
They're so good watch videos on it
@@carloslopez7204 The video is about the portal game, specifically portal 2 game
@@DM31415 specifically portal 2? how so?
This is one of the first videos I saw as a kid that inspired me to follow my dreams. Thanks from the future for your contribution to art, film, and storytelling.
That was an epic ending. With the screen just turning to reveal the cake was a lie.
Why do they want to keep her inside that place ? Is the outside world ended ? Nuked ? Apocalypse ? Or Just to be a test subject ?
test subject
fat cat In Portal 2 the world was destroyed, so that could be a reason. But I am sure that they wanted her as a test subject, same with the games also.
Jake But where are the other people's in Portal 2?
Dead?
Android User Probably, I don't think it says but you never see anyone else throughout the game besides the AI
Aight, TH-cam Algorithm.
8 years, and 24 Million views later, you've finally decided to bring this one to my plate.
You cheeky, cheeky algorithm!
Bear Archambault Same
Klickel same
I saw it many years ago, and here I am once again. Thank you for reminding me of this, algorithm.
I searched for it
yeah i feel ya
this could be a really good trailer for the actual game jesus
yea boi
Or a Disney live action remake trailer
Give or take
Na they wouldn't have living people there. It was only GLaDOS ad Chell. All other are in stasis and so on
@@ryseterion NOT disney, they would ruin the franchise
No Not for the actual portal game. There woulde be so much wrong.
One of the best short films i have seen! They got the character of Chell down perfectly! She is very resourceful and extremely stubborn and doesn't give up, just like the game! 12/10!
ending unlocked: trapped forever
Steam: 7B other players has achieved this!
Everybody: so we are all imprisoned?
Not me. I have the cheat code...*
It's been 9 years and I still wake up in the night wondering what she saw in those drawings on the wall that helped her find the portal gun.
Same
I think what she actually saw, was a need for the plot to move forward somehow.
she saw SPAAAAAACEE SPACE. DIPPER. SPACE. SPACE. MOON MOON YES YES SPAAAACE MOON STAR STARS. STARS. SPAAAACE
I had to replay it so many times..
I only looked through the fan film about 3 times. but I think she noticed the stains on the wall where someone had put their hands on it repeatedly and thought to check it. It's similar to where she put her hands in the following scene.
The first thing I thought of when I saw the ending was
"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
Budderdood14 new Vegas player I see?
Then bullet to the face
Sounds like america....
You've made your last delivery kid
You will never reach the truth.
-Golden Experience Requiem
3:06
"Do not look into the operational end of the device"
i said that EXACT quote when she did that
Matty River me too 😂
Imagine hearing "Test Champer 1 Complete" in GLaDOS's voice before she hit the deceiving wall with her fist? Oh the chills that could've been.
What a great short film. Must've worked so hard on this!
I remember seeing this when it first came out and really liking it, but now that I see it again, it bothers me that there are human guards. I know it adds to the sense of urgency, but the beauty of the game is that you're basically alone. It's still very well done.
Shout out to The Totally Rad Show! My life hasn't been the same without it.
That and that she breaks some of the rules, like in the game or says you can't look at the operational and of the device or touch it and she does both
@@iakonasisler4808 I think the idea was, don't shoot a portal into your face. They can't be held responsible for head displacement.
@@SyzygyNoon I'm pretty sure it's just the fact it will blind and/or vaporize your eyes. It's an experimental device and I wouldn't be surprised if it had side affects like that considering their bouncy gel eats your skeleton away
@@iakonasisler4808 At least we get to eat cake.... Right?
I agree, GLaDOS would never use human guards. She can't risk losing those valuable test subjects.
I love this short because portal 1 and 2 are my favorites games and series of games and the short is so fricking good
i have to say thats the best video of 2023 even tho it's been 11 years old
Do not look into the operational end of the device.
GLADOS:do not look at the operational end of the device.
WOMAN: she looks into it.
GLADOS: you LUNATIC!!!!
typical gamer 246
I was under the assumption that “Woman” was supposed to be Chell
what an absolute mad lad
Yeah, I just figured Glados would’ve made a weight joke about this woman, seeing as she’s totally ripped. Something like “if your ears weren’t covered in fat you would still have a face and no tumors in it”
YOU DANGEROUS, MUTE LUNATIC!
I was screaming that at my screen when she did that too XD
Good morning. You have been in suspension for...99999...99
I espacially liked that layed in bed in Portal 2
9175 :)
She cheat lol
Pyxis the Musician dat a subnautica reference xd
th-cam.com/video/OLqk4aqpXlQ/w-d-xo.htmlm2s
You have been detained in the relaxation vault for NINE......ZERO...ZER...ZERO...FOUR...ZERO.
Continue to make more Prey styled movies Dan, we are all excited to sew what you got next!
Me: Doesn't hear anything... turns volume up a lot trying to hear it
Video: HHUHUhUuuhUUUgGGhhHHhHHhHh
All the non-portal fans seeing this and not knowing what's happening, then there's the portal fans just like
**Laughs in moon dust**
Edit: Guys, I accidentally inhaled it what do I do.
SPACE!!!!
There's nobody watching this who doesn't know what Portal is.
Momon143 There is. I had 2 friends who didn’t know about portal, sent me this vid, and asked what it is
Momon143
I know what the game is and have watched gameplays but I have never played it
Yep when cave Johnson inhales it
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake,
And the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.
This is one of the most amazing videos i've seen on youtube. awesome visuals, superior use of music!!!
And now this guy is directing Cloverfield.
+dough1595 No he's not. Matt Reeves directed Cloverfield. This guy directed 10 Cloverfield Lane.
+DarkosCorner Wise ass. C:
I was talking to my mate earlier and brought up how he would be great at doing a portal feature film. Later on I saw the trailer and thought GOD DAMN!
+dough1595 YES Exactly What I came here to say ! :D
OMG ! Congrats Dan ! Only one Short and Now you've directed a big Hollywood movie ! :D GG !
*cough cough cough* 10 Cloverfield lane.... douchbag level 30
They shoulda just fed her some cake.
MistyEyedDragon ggfffdhfhfhffhdhdhdhdhdhdh
To bad the cake is a lie.
But the cake is a lie
MistyEyedDragon the cake is a lie
i think she was fed up with cake...
2019 and TH-cam only just tells me about this film. Nice work TH-cam..
new algorithm I guess
Same here.
Some of these late recommendations seem normal considering they only pop up after I've searched for similar videos (like when you look up a specific motorcycle crash and suddenly every crash video on TH-cam is recommended). But I've looked up a lot of Portal videos and this is the first time I've seen this one recommended. Come on TH-cam, get better at reading my mind!
Very unfortunate ending for her, bit this is an amazing short film. I hope they make a full fledged movie one day.
damn she figured that gun out fast
If I found something like that I would stick my hand in it
Thumbs up for your name and comment.
The Grinch In A Mask Holding A Gun
Shentonator Because a portal only has two sides like a wormhole or something?
The Grinch In A Mask Holding A Gun Im dumb as fuck so how did she figure it out?
If this can be made in 2011 why not a real movie about Portal in 2024.
*And you should be the writter.*
😁
Oh yes. But it would be so much better if it was just one human person, all the sinister humor from the game, and no unnecessary romance. (or maybe a very humanoid robot that the main character would Stockholm syndrome for, only to realize again and again that their companion is a robot and would never return their feelings - but a Hollywood writer would go for the cliche "It was GlaDos all along! But you saw that coming from second one!"
So it'd have to be... Valve, I guess. Or financed under a strict set of conditions so it stays true to the source material. I think everyone's tired of the "we know she's the love interest the second we meet her - oh and now they're having go out with a bang sex, sure." tropes... and would welcome something like Portal on the big screen.
If I ever pick up on animation or filming, pinky swear I'll make Portal my exam project...
You should watch The Signal. Lawrence Fishburn is in it.
It’s better than the trailers make it out to be. If you haven’t seen a trailer for it. Don’t watch any because they show too much.
Because hollywood doesn't know how to make good science movies anymore.
@@vaxx9922 this wouldn't be a science movie it would be a video game movie because yk this is based off a video game franchise
Where the hell is Wheatley when you need him?
The director: he already was sent to space.
Dude yes
Is in the space
Off being an idiot somewhere.
He's a moron
13 years and this still kicks ass.
This was made five years ago. I watched it five years ago. TH-cam recommended I watch it today. I watched it again and it's still just as good.
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I think if there was ever a Portal movie it would be about GlaDOS and how she flooded the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxin and the movie would feature a band of scientists trying to outrun the gas by going through different chambers and using the portal technology but they all die one by one in different ways. One falls into a goo pit, one by fire, etc. Until one is left. Ratman.
Youngbl00d valve is making a movie of portal and half life
A Rattmann movie would be amazing
jordynliketheriver yooo, that sounds awesome!
jordynliketheriver it would not have a happy end tho
who's ratmann xD
The ending gives me chills every time! Amazing video!
***** I can tell you, but I'd advise you to play the game, it's way more fun to find that way!
+On EDM Cloud 9: with no spoilers, I can say: its not about what happens, but how you feel after play and see the endings.
The entire game you play while is in the middle of a cutscene, like if all the game was a movie and instead of watch, you interact with this movie, so the end causes you "chills moments", not because the conquest, but because what happened between the beginning and ending of the game.
When I saw the ending, I thought it was bad blue/green screen, then I realized it was a simulation. Beautiful shortfilm. Im excited for. 10 Cloverfield Lane
I think that this is the first time this video has come across my feed since it first came out. The fact that the director of this would go on to direct media that would become major parts of pop culture absolutely astonishes me. Hell, even the way he put such a dramatic spin on what was just a puzzle game for people E-10+ is amazing. I love seeing the work of people who are now household names back when they first begun.
Chell: hits man with portal gun
Me: T -that's not how that works
Director: thats how we set it up to be.
Pewds: thats how mafia works.
I mean....the gun does look heavy, I'm sure getting hit with it in the back of the head with it would hurt
@@squidbytes25 and fuck up the miniature black hole inside.
@@Artameful Idk - I'd hope whatever system was devised to contain a miniature black hole could survive a hard smack or two...
@@Artameful doesnt chell hit the floor a lot at high speeds or runs into walls
3:07
"Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device."
"With it, you can create your own portals."
"These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe."
"The device, however, has not."
"DO NOT TOUCH THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE."
"DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE."
"Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially."
"Most importantly, under no circumstances should you #############”
Should you ### ? What is that last part tell me
@@leghostinator have you ever played portal 1?
@@aaaaaaabutyt yes but i was like 5 and i didnt understand english properly yet
@@leghostinator the dialogue in game says: And most importantly, do not $-$@)#’ao@‘snjal@:#)@9’amanAM###*())))))’l
@@RucaDoo in russian it isnt cut out and it says "Do not get the device out of the facility"
Whoever done the soundtrack did amazing! It's quite sounding like Half Life as well.
Yes! Finally!! It came back around in the algorithm and I'm again blown away at just how much they were able to squeeze in with zero dialogue, amazing work!
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Si Random nice
In layman's terms
Supernova CTC damn it! You stole what I was going to say....
@@Swaglordfawful
I'm GLaD to know.
Supernova CTC hey, I just noticed, 3:08
She looked at the operational end of the device.
My first thought when she discovered how portals work:
'Nice, now I can grab the meal without getting up of the bed'
Same
the ending is so depressing, so...portal. Great job.
Truly spectacular. Incredibly well done, I was hooked right the way through.
Plot twist: *you haven’t unlocked that side YET*
This ain't EA
JoeMakaFloe
It is now
A cage surrounded by another cage. What a plot twist.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cages
Well she was clearly meant to find the portal gun, I'd say the whole thing went as planned.
nicolas cage
The real twist is, you are telling the whole story.
Hallzad Boss Mind Blown
please deposit the proportionally weighted companion cube in the nearest incinerator box, and proceed to the next level. and then their will be cake.
Lieven Paulissen that lv made me almost cry when I had to do that
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
You will be baked, and then there will be cake
idk why, but if VALVe wants to make a movie, they should make it about portal&half-life, as they are set in the exact same universe. Huge success
A Tf2 movie would have more story line
level 3 gay Tf2 doesnt even have a storyline
Xx_ Slav _xX uHH TF2 does have an actual story
Benjamin F. Oh really? What is it.
They shouldn't do that. They could have two different movies that reference each other, like the games.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD, I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look up there, it makes me GLaD, I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
And while you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
STILL ALIVE
Ive read this text and had the melody in mind
GabeN -BACK!- 3 IS A NUMBER!! GABE
Zekrom roses are red
violets are blue
if your planning on living off poety
it's something i wouldn't do!
just my opinion do what you want!
Zekrom forgive me i didn't know that was a song!?!
GabeN no one loves you anymore...
Well.. she's in really good shape.
This Dan Trachtenberg guy... seems like he knows what he's doing. He should make big budget flicks or something :P
"Now, most test subjects are asleep for a couple months. You've been under for.. um.. quite a bit longer and it's not totally out of the question that you have a minor case of, um, severe brain damage. Now don't be alarmed. But if you are alarmed, try to, um, hold onto that feeling as it is the proper reaction to be told that you have brain damage."
@Cameron Frame mabie they copy n 0aste
"Try speaking, say apple... What you just did there was jumping."
From fan film to what appears to be a fantastic and critically acclaimed thriller with an A-List cast.
Not too bad.
+Zach Giehm (Dr Steinman) Lol, the way this is formatted on my screen, it looks like you said A-
Jordan Franck
This came up in my "Recommended" vids. It was made 9 years ago but was very well done. Awesome short film!
I just keep coming back to this one. Incredibly well done, hat's off to entire cast and crew.
Even 11 Years later, one of the best Portal Short Films ever made.
I feel like the portal gun should go deeper into her arm cause it looks like she’s holding on to a 5ft plank of wood
2:42 - The test started days ago.
I'm just...speachless... that ending... that everything... its so dark... it so soft... yet... so good...
This aged real well
So good to watch over and over again
A portal movie done right would be the perfect mix of funny and suspenseful. Such a great game series
She's built like a brick house, damn
I, for one, want to see more of her on screen. 😍
@@MiaogisTeas Oh don't get me the wrong way, I want it too.
She was 48/49 when she filmed this!
Right?! I want to know her exercise routine. Her arms are fucking amazing.
@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 Obviously a lot of dips and pushups xD
But agreed, her toned physique makes her exceptionally beautiful.
That ending though.... O.o
This short film needs a sequel. _Seriously._
Ohhhh this is really impressive ! Amazing work ! Thank you for sharing
only youtube *veterans* can remember watching this.
Edit:wait I don’t remember commenting this
Edit2: nevermind my brother did this
I remember watching this for the first time yesterday.
I've been watching TH-cam for like a decade now.
The almighty & benevolent Algorithm ™ did not see fit to bless my recommendeds with it until then.
🤷♂️
@@EmeraldLavigne *Actually Ya Joined 7 Years Ago but still not calling you out for a liar*
@@thechargentarge1341 he could've used a different account or not been logged in
@@thechargentarge1341 yeah, I started watching regularly in 2009/2010 & held off on making an account as long as I could (eg, I didn't subscribe, I bookmarked) until I got my first smartphone in 2014, since I needed a Google account to use it.
*not that it f⛎cking matters because 7+ years falls within the range of "like a decade," as "about a decade"*
*NOT THAT I'M CALLING CALLING YOU OUT FOR A F⛎CKING PEDANT*
@@EmeraldLavigne *is ok*
That was good, but if he ever directs a full length Portal movie, I just hope they don't make it that serious. Instead stick more to what Portal is. Less humans, more robots, more humor, more Glados, more Wheatley.
I would it to be about what role Aperture Science has in the world. As of now, they're extremely mysterious, unexplained and seemingly without real purpose. like, who are they developing for, and for what purpose?
wasn't their purpose to make shower curtains?
sjipsdew Where do you get that from?
first 9 seconds
sjipsdew What?
Hmmm...those walls don't seem to be made of moon rocks.
I always thought that maybe the room where you destroy the Neurotoxin pipes maybe those platforms where moonrocks?
I think they are concrete but maybe painted with moon rock gel
Every single surface is shootable by a portal, it just depends how many time will stay on it.
On moon rocks, however, will stay forever.
nope, only moon rock surfaces or moon rock gel surfaces can have a portal on them
6Shot Gaming Where's it say that in the game?
“Damn can believe this is 8 years old” -4 years ago
It now 13 years old
Damn, I want a real movie based on Portal, this would be aaaaawesome !
*****
Never 'urd of 'im (superslang)
*****
wut u trin 2 het me bruv
***** Uwe Boll lololo :D
+Brownie Boy - there is a whole series - Rick & Morty ;)
+Brownie Boy i don't think that it would be i've played portal and portal 2 both are perfect games but they can't be movies (my opinion ofcourse)
The freedom is a lie 😂
+Eric Soler the cake*
Ultimate Monkey Okay. Well I think "the cake is a lie" is better because it's a metaphor that alredy fits this scenario. There is no need to substitute it for "freedom" to make it clearer, since that destroys the silly metaphor and just becomes a fact. And a fact is rarely funny on it's own, unless it is the fact that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises.
He should have said that instead.
Ultimate Monkey Did you know ants don't sleep? So when they climb up under leaves in the rainforest and hold on with a steady grip, other ants will avoid them since their brains probably are infested with a behaviour altering fungus, making them a ticking spore-bomb :)
+Fippe Schmidt dude what does that have to do with portal ???
Calvin Xfunny Everything.
The cake is a lie.
9 years later and this is still beyond amazing. I'm surprised there still isn't a feature length Portal film yet
you should go look on IMDB at the director's current projects :)
@@michaelpunch5707 holy crap! 10 Cloverfield Lane, an episode of Black Mirror, the premiere episode of The Boys, and the upcoming Prey movie?! He's moved so far up since this fan film
@@tntalchemist buttttt go look under his "writer" credits. :)
@@michaelpunch5707 that's huge! If it's not just a rumor, it would make sense to have him be the writer
@@tntalchemist JJ Abrams is producing, and they've already talked about it being in the works. anything can always fall through, but I'm hyped. Even if hes not the writer, im happy to be getting a Portal movie.
its been 12 years, i just bought portal 2. my first time playing it, and i accidentally stumbled across this masterpiece again.
Welcome to the trust issues club
She's being dramatic, there's at least two companion cubes within 5 meters.
Thats the point of the clip, to be dramatic