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Favorite clip?
All clip
haven’t watched it yet
no one was harmed
All good 👍
The first clip where a car crash and also triggred the doorbell😂😂😂😂
Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
Failarmy: "No one was harmed."
FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.
*Guy dies
FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED
looks like he was no one
FailArmy heart it!
Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.
"Mom are you okay?"
"....No..."
🤣
Her pride hurts lol
😂😂😂😂
"Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention
What if those are her cars? lol
Both could’ve been her car.
I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it
NO ONE WAS UNHARMED
By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?
"No one recording was harmed"
Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"
@gorillazhead ow
@@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.
@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.
@@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.
@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
Have some integrity
57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.
To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...
They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other
That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.
lol I loved it, watched it like 4x
The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣
That was hilarious 😂
Classic comedy 🤣
that was in rheine germany i think
I was not expecting that at all 😂
Ding Dong 😂
2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂
くっそワロタw
earthquake,meteor, flood
Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
😂😂
The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.
That clip was the GOAT. 😅
0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:
HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
Ding Dong!
7:40 nice spot bro
The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.
He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.
@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.
@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
I bet he was sore.
**NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?
Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮
@@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.
@@victoryliner205 That's not failarmy, that's TH-cam censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as TH-cam does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.
The girl asking grandpa if hes ok has me. So much love and empathy!
Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.
2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down
just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?
7:40 If you want to be a terrible spotter, do this
its the guy lifting who decided to us something called SUICIDE grip.
maybe the spotter could have done a better job but he would not have been able to stop that weight falling on his own
8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅
Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle.
Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.
The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
Then him saying nothing was wrong..
1. Laugh so much
2. Cry too much
3. Die
4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)
Lessons learned:
Always have a spotter when lifting
Don't drive in icy conditions
Don't go out in icy conditions
Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
Don't do anything in icy conditions
Move to florida, where there is no ice
Your balls are never safe
If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
avoid porch steps at all costs
And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.
7:28 That mower just slurped up the floor mat XD
I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.
@7:42 spotter of the year!
In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy
Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!
28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔
Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀
I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.
The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂
1:16:01 - 1) Every pump, or set of pumps, has an emergency shut-off button or plunger and it is usually bright red. 2) Another way is to reach up into the pump nozzle holder (where the pump nozzle rests when not in use by customers) and press the "choke plate" UP (what the nozzle does when it is placed in the holder to indicate the customer is finished pumping and the sale is finalized). 3) Maybe call an attendant, nearly every pump has an intercom system - though its debatable, at some places, if this function is operational (participation may vary).
that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up
No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊
TH-cam censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is TH-cam Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?
@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from TH-cam because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.
@@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.
*censored*
@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
TH-cam doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a TH-cam Kids app.
/rant (sorry lol)
(all that to say I agree with you lol)
18:25 I don’t care what anyone says, women have great spatial awareness, and make excellent drivers.
Reading these comments is uplifting. Thank you for spreading love!
Americans randomly falling through their fragile ceilings will always crack me up
The guy that dodged the train, I call a win.
An asteroid hits earth, all life is now extinct. No one was harmed.
The number of people that don't block their vehicle on an incline blows my mind.
3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂
What I always find amazing is how flexible the human body is!
*Involuntarily flexible
I love how it said no one was harmed but people were obviously harmed
0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅
All these tough guys in the gym who think they don’t need a spotter. They’re probably the same guys who think they can drive their giant, ridiculous trucks fast on ice. 😂🙄
No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt
“No one was harmed”
Bro no one was killed*
People were definitely harmed
45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao
17:36 honestly some of the worst parenting
Along with 34:23 -- woman straight up hits the kid then walks off exclaiming "she failed" maybe if you didn't put a 5yo in such a high pressure situation with ten adults screaming at her jfc
Did that door chime seriously go off on the first clip? lmao
That tractor fail 🚜 was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣
45:24 is the best of the year hands down. 🤣
17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂
You know that boy with the milk was ready for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!! 😂😂😂
That wheelchair flying down the luggage ramp is going to cost the airline thousands
Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
They were absolutely joyous!
For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.
12:28 cannot imagine that cleanup
31:18 "I told you Spider-Man is a menace" - J. Jonah Jameson
when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet
Failarmy uses it so often that I’m forced to believe that in every clip not featuring “no one was harmed” at least one person died 0-0
34:23 the irony here is she’s afraid of balloons popping.
Bruh. Telling the little girl “she failed” and getting angry when SHE let go of the balloon because she got angry. lol
That bowling ball..nearly gave me whiplash😂😂
At least make us laugh every once in a while and say "this guy was harmed".
11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."
It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃
4:06 the dude handling the rail had ONE JOB
Giant explosion in a building full of people
**Failarmy** : "no one was harmed"
41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.
*a car with people inside gets obliterated*
FailArmy: no one was harmed 😊😊😊
why do people always assume they could hand stop a car
Instinct, I'd suppose. Like, "ohhh god, I paid way too much money for something that is about to be wrecked/wreck something else and cause my insurance to go up.... fml."
Something like that I imagine anyway. 😊
The girl who is afraid of chickens is really interesting
That ladder 🪜 fail was hilarious.😆😆😆
Witch one? lol 😆
There are a lot of people who will never work at NASA!
0:48 That's not what he said. He said "wǒ cào", the Chinese equivalent of "wtf".
my guy casually driving 30mph on the sidewalk, serves him right
58:00 muricans.. wtf lmao
39:48 Murican pressure washing water in the rain
0:37 That laugh )
@@jackjoke2893 bro turned into Elmo
The bowling ball coming back at camera…even on my phone I jerked my head out of the way
28:54 at this moment this was the most calming throw I’ve ever seen
Ace Ventura was driving that fire truck
Cars these days are so smart they even ring bell
"Lizard falls down" ------ Nom nom nom.
Fine I’ll stay up until 1:30am to watch this
*Nuclear Bomb goes off*
FailArmy - *No one was harmed*.
Life must be very difficult for these people
😂 Very good.
We could watch a person be ripped limb from limb on this channel and see **NO ONE WAS HARMED** and believe it.
FailArmy never failing to amaze us with everyday people messing around in the funniest ways possible.
Someone’s face gets smashed in “no one was harmed”
53:48 the scream!! 🤣
5:05 dude how can you chill in a wastewater in a place like this damn
0:01Amazon when i order same day at 2355
So I'm assuming when it doesn't say "no one was harmed", it means someone WAS harmed....😂
Anytime a motorcycle gets away from someone and they don’t know to release the throttle!!
Shoes 👞 flying off is a bonus!!
😂
The man got sprayed by the Sprinklers in his backyard. 😂😂😂
Sometimes i wonder how humanity has survived as a species 😂
Humanity is a species?
2:04 I swear, even as the pole started to go, she knew it'd be the window that got broken. That facepalm at the end tells me so.
9:24
How do you break a counter like that 😭😭
You drove away from a burning car to crash into a place of business? That was the 1 for me.
There were lots to choose from.
Thanks for the montage of fails, it was as infuriating as it was hilarious.
takes all the fun out of it, when every video says *no one was harmed*