I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.
57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.
To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on. My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst. She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license. As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...
That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.
@@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*
Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL
when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet
TH-cam censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is TH-cam Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?
@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from TH-cam because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.
@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized. TH-cam doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a TH-cam Kids app. /rant (sorry lol) (all that to say I agree with you lol)
Lessons learned: Always have a spotter when lifting Don't drive in icy conditions Don't go out in icy conditions Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions Don't do anything in icy conditions Move to florida, where there is no ice Your balls are never safe If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated ladders are as insecure as the average teenager avoid porch steps at all costs
He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha
Birthday cakes require 2 hands Chairs can not be trusted Don't try to carry too many things at once If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park Ceilings exist Light fixtures exist Pranks often don't go as intended Wind is a powerful force You're not as athletic as you think you are Trampolines fail Pole vaulting is never a good idea
fat people are clumsy and very much not agile (half the video is about this) american buildings are made of cardboard put your phone away safely when doing other things (like basejumping, serving cake, crossing rivers)
@@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's TH-cam censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as TH-cam does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.
@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.
@@рулонобоев-о3п Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to TH-cam's comment translator)? I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.
Three things I've learnt from this video. 1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment. 2. Do not go near ice. 3. Do not go near anything elastic. And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!
You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error (you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)
16:16 dude's pants falling down while walking his daughter down the aisle!?!?!? SERIOUSLY he is either a legend that did it on purpose for the laughs or is the most irresponsible pants wearer in the history of pants.
That's about the 8th time I've seen the bowling ball backward release clip, and I still flinched when it flew at the camera. Also I really like 8:36 for some reason.
That building come out of nowhere......there was no way to swerve out of the way of that oncoming building......it was in her lane and I bet that building doesn't even have a drivers license or insurance
1:16:01 - 1) Every pump, or set of pumps, has an emergency shut-off button or plunger and it is usually bright red. 2) Another way is to reach up into the pump nozzle holder (where the pump nozzle rests when not in use by customers) and press the "choke plate" UP (what the nozzle does when it is placed in the holder to indicate the customer is finished pumping and the sale is finalized). 3) Maybe call an attendant, nearly every pump has an intercom system - though its debatable, at some places, if this function is operational (participation may vary).
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 sorry, thats what i was referring to. Sometimes the "lever" is static. And it has a "catch" that the nozzle triggers. Thats what i meant. Lol.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Please tell me you're not referring to the lever on the pump handle... Dude was flipping it and it did nothing. That's what the whole video was about. I'm not backing him up because my first thought was the same as OPs but to his defence, the lever was down and it wasn't shutting off...
For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.
@@ЮрийСлезов - Mushroom Onion Pickle, ice cream. Or make Icecream out of lampreys. xaxaxa It would taste terrible xaxaxa I am very humorous and crazy grandfather. 😜😜
Favorite clip?
All clip
All good 👍
The first clip where a car crash and also triggred the doorbell😂😂😂😂
Clips of working with ladders 🤣
The guy doing the gender reveial
“No one was harmed”
Bro no one was killed*
People were definitely harmed
ikr 100%!
@@guyfawkes6657 What ever...Life is dangerous sometimes!
I agree with you
I agree with you
Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
Failarmy: "No one was harmed."
FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.
Thanos snap…..
Failarmy: no one was harmed
@@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.
What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything
It's okay, I can see their parachutes!
28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔
Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀
I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.
@@55Ramius me too lol ah
I ducked!
That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!
That dad took it like a champ when his little girl hammered his finger, even told her "good job" after...I salute you, fellow father.
Came looking for this comment. I'm glad someone else beat me to it.
Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"
@gorillazhead ow
@@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.
@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.
@@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.
@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
Have some integrity
By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?
"No one recording was harmed"
😆 non-exclusionary language
No one was harmed during editing.
Lmfao
Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮
57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.
To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...
They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other
That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.
lol I loved it, watched it like 4x
@@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*
Love the mom rubbing her son's car door like "that'll just buff right out"
*Guy dies
FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED
looks like he was no one
FailArmy heart it!
Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.
I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else
What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything
45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao
dude rolling the barbell over his dick is quite the fail!!! 43:43 and then headbutting the plate!
@6:09 "You good, man?" "Yeah, I just pushed my liver through my spleen."
1:53 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.
You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
3:35 lol he said "Le say Le say"
I'd cry
Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL
To make sure of two things, in THAT SPECIFIC order 😁
I married the wrong woman.
"Mom are you okay?"
"....No..."
🤣
Her pride hurts lol
😂😂😂😂
8:56
ツライヨ！
🤣
And the: "You got this" on the wall.
41:58 Grandma forgot to press record until after it happened lol 😂
when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet
The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.
Honey.... I'm home.!!
And almost certainly added in post-production.
8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅
hmm. right!
4:40 Man has TRIPLETS! That's not a fail... He's sleepwalking.
First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂
Fart
11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."
ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!
magine
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:07
Girl: 😱‼️
Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!
2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂
くっそワロタw
Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)
Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂
The dog brought backup 😂 11:00
NO ONE WAS UNHARMED
So everyone wasn't not unharmed?
@@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.
Ha
17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂
0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:
HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
Ding Dong!
@@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂
@@darkwinter_782
“You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”
All of these clips have one thing in common: there is a huge misunderstanding about how simple physics works.
No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊
TH-cam censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is TH-cam Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?
@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from TH-cam because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.
@@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.
*censored*
@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
TH-cam doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a TH-cam Kids app.
/rant (sorry lol)
(all that to say I agree with you lol)
The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣
That was hilarious 😂
Classic comedy 🤣
that was in rheine germany i think
I was not expecting that at all 😂
Ding Dong 😂
Lessons learned:
Always have a spotter when lifting
Don't drive in icy conditions
Don't go out in icy conditions
Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
Don't do anything in icy conditions
Move to florida, where there is no ice
Your balls are never safe
If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
avoid porch steps at all costs
And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.
The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen
He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha
Birthday cakes require 2 hands
Chairs can not be trusted
Don't try to carry too many things at once
If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park
Ceilings exist
Light fixtures exist
Pranks often don't go as intended
Wind is a powerful force
You're not as athletic as you think you are
Trampolines fail
Pole vaulting is never a good idea
fat people are clumsy and very much not agile (half the video is about this)
american buildings are made of cardboard
put your phone away safely when doing other things (like basejumping, serving cake, crossing rivers)
3:28 There's sometimes a very fine line between a funny story and life-changing injury.
The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.
I like the fast pace videos. No commentary! 😎👍
00:44 AHHHH Concrete Inspector here! You pass the Test. OKAY!! WHERE'S MY FRONT TEETH?
**NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?
Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮
@@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.
@@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's TH-cam censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as TH-cam does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.
I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!
They died
58:54 is so wholesome
What a great dad ❤
Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid
You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.
@@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀
@@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.
@@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now
@@5GreenAcres :)
Bad drivers in Roblox Brookhaven be like 😂😂😂😂😂 1:31
"Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention
What if those are her cars? lol
Both could’ve been her car.
I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it
My anger issues could never
Rich People problems
The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.
I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.
earthquake,meteor, flood
Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
😂😂
0:01 Your Ubereats driver, am outside.
0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅
ok!
That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!
hahaha hope you're okay :)
you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo
that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)
A legend is here, be respectful folks
Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
They were absolutely joyous!
Lmao 12:01 is straight out of Looney Tunes, dude. That goat's comic timing is top-notch.
13:04 TSA with an actual sense of humor. Win!
No
The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
Then him saying nothing was wrong..
🥹🥹🥹 so cute "good work!"
12:34 is HILARIOUS as long as it's NOT your house or the kids aren't your responsibility! 😂
Karen
11:53 phil airlines be like:IM STILL STANDING
2:03 there lives a little cat in all of us 😺
45:24 is the best of the year hands down. 🤣
right!
7:40 nice spot bro
The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.
He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.
@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.
@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
I bet he was sore.
@12:10 - That's the best 'WTF' face, I've ever seen. 😂
It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃
Reading these comments is uplifting. Thank you for spreading love!
4:20 When your gym teacher tells you not to mess with the net... that is why. lol
7:11 bro lost his testic-
3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂
maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!
I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol
58:52 Now thats a AWESOME dad... The kid is so lucky to have a dad like that.. Lots of love there. Way to go dad, you set the standard right there!
NO
@@guyBKB YES
@@Cara.314 boioioioioing
7:28 That mower just slurped up the floor mat XD
ого, да это же буквально то, что произошло на видео. да ты чертов гений
@@рулонобоев-о3п
Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to TH-cam's comment translator)?
I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.
*Watching these makes me grateful for good drivers out there.*
At least make us laugh every once in a while and say "this guy was harmed".
2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down
Three things I've learnt from this video.
1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment.
2. Do not go near ice.
3. Do not go near anything elastic.
And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!
So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"
You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error
(you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)
Most people are just idiots.
Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.
Stay away from cars.
The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.
That clip was the GOAT. 😅
Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.
The look on that girl trying to free the "stuck" goat!!
@7:42 spotter of the year!
In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy
16:16 dude's pants falling down while walking his daughter down the aisle!?!?!? SERIOUSLY he is either a legend that did it on purpose for the laughs or is the most irresponsible pants wearer in the history of pants.
I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.
That's about the 8th time I've seen the bowling ball backward release clip, and I still flinched when it flew at the camera. Also I really like 8:36 for some reason.
The number of people that don't block their vehicle on an incline blows my mind.
"mom are you okay?" "no" most honest answer
No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt
They have to put that lol
Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol
at 0:21 you can clearly see red fluid the moment the car crashes
9:29 Her smile disappeared after a few seconds.
1:35 I wish I lived in a village that did wholesome fun things like that.
18:25 I don’t care what anyone says, women have great spatial awareness, and make excellent drivers.
That building come out of nowhere......there was no way to swerve out of the way of that oncoming building......it was in her lane and I bet that building doesn't even have a drivers license or insurance
0:59 where did that come from 💀
1:16:01 - 1) Every pump, or set of pumps, has an emergency shut-off button or plunger and it is usually bright red. 2) Another way is to reach up into the pump nozzle holder (where the pump nozzle rests when not in use by customers) and press the "choke plate" UP (what the nozzle does when it is placed in the holder to indicate the customer is finished pumping and the sale is finalized). 3) Maybe call an attendant, nearly every pump has an intercom system - though its debatable, at some places, if this function is operational (participation may vary).
or just try flipping the lever down first
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 sorry, thats what i was referring to. Sometimes the "lever" is static. And it has a "catch" that the nozzle triggers. Thats what i meant. Lol.
@@GuildofThunder I mean he could've just flipped the lever down, not sure why he didn't think of it first. Makes me think the video is staged.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Please tell me you're not referring to the lever on the pump handle... Dude was flipping it and it did nothing. That's what the whole video was about. I'm not backing him up because my first thought was the same as OPs but to his defence, the lever was down and it wasn't shutting off...
The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂
Whatever normal is, I feel it after viewing some of these clips.😀😃😄😅🤣🤣😂 Thanks for sharing!
Zoowee mama
12:27 bro respawned💀💀💀
12:38 She spooks him away and he returns with support. 😂
21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!
that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up
3:47 Seriously? The Barrier just broke!
I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.
2:02 bull's eye. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really hate the stairs falls! They really make me feel uncomfortable :/
24:15 when u want to be the princess...but u love cheeseburgers more 🤪🤪
just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?
1. Laugh so much
2. Cry too much
3. Die
4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)
What I always find amazing is how flexible the human body is!
*Involuntarily flexible
Best quote ever @31:19 " he bout to f*** th whole Mc donalds up pmsl hahahahahahahahaha
For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.
God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!
How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump
@@kewlhotrod well he needs a lot of help anyway did you notice his tires there bald
@@topgun1457 Yeah the guy's not playing with a full deck.
Those kids with the white paint are demons.
They would get 90 days in the dog cage. Purple Cabbage, squid, and soy cakes and for desert pickle onion and mushroom ice cream... IN CHAINS! Spinige
@GestaltElias 😭🤣
@@KlodFather луковое мороженое? 😮😂
@@ЮрийСлезов - Mushroom Onion Pickle, ice cream. Or make Icecream out of lampreys. xaxaxa It would taste terrible xaxaxa
I am very humorous and crazy grandfather. 😜😜
Lol the blurring has gotten so ridiculous they blurred out the facepalm emoji 56:11
4:43 this is the thanks you get when you bring home the milk