@@Rremmy_oand it's absolutely VILE when the person who owned it was the killer the whole time, so basically that would mean it'd be a literal slaughterhouse disguised as a restaurant.
@ yeah I did realize it when I wrote it. I had 2 choices - take it out because a “biological animatronic” is just a irl person. Or leave it in for emphasis. I chose the latter but at a cost.
Freddy's like "I know we dont have the best history of having the cleanest locations, but at least, AT LEAST we have the sense to serve kids safe, delicious, FDA approved pizza."
@@thelivingliver6715I had it once, and to me at least, it tasted like... chocolate. I mean, nothing else, just chocolate. Not even anything exquisite or like, _great_ chocolate, just average, run-of-the-mill chocolate of the relatively cheap variety.
I mean it's not exactly clear, but unless the Freddy animatronic gained sentience, Freddy *is* a kid (or is atleast someone who has a good reason to care about kids).
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021yea and its only next month yea and also this is the worst year ever too cause the DB creator died linja died and technoblade died and now logan and ksi and mr breast released luncly is terrible why don't they use old feastable?
![[FNAF] CoryxKenshin as Bonnie](/img/n.gif)
You know your product is terrible when an animatronic possessed by a child hates it.
@remsleeep Exactly.
@@Rremmy_oPFFFT
@@Rremmy_oand it's absolutely VILE when the person who owned it was the killer the whole time, so basically that would mean it'd be a literal slaughterhouse disguised as a restaurant.
@@Rremmy_o absolutely wild tomfoolery if you ask me.
It was horrible
0:49 When Freddy's starts worrying about the health of the kids you know it's bad
Well, Theorically Freddy Is a child
@@futureandroid5374he is also a entertainer…for kids.
GTA San Andreas regular shotgun sound though
Freddy IS a dead kid
His real name is Gabriel
Erm actually Freddy only attacks you because he thinks you'r-
0:53 You know it's bad when they got a children's mascot swearing
🤦♀️
“ I like my mold cheesy brouh “
That’s what I’m saying
@@JamesTheGamerWasTaken same bruh
My guy, just put the chemicals in my prime bruh,
Just hurry up and make my cheese moldy bro.
Damn you know when a robotic animatronic says: “way to artificial” - you know up you don goofed.
Agreed, bro😭
"robotic animatronic" as opposed to a.. non-robotic animatronic?
@ yeah I did realize it when I wrote it. I had 2 choices - take it out because a “biological animatronic” is just a irl person. Or leave it in for emphasis. I chose the latter but at a cost.
@@azuresiren5846is that a challenge
@@crowbargaming9118it is!
0:28 NOT THE SMOKE DETECTOR PEEP 😭
fr ☠️
freddy is black?
@@senbiche what
Have you tried to get a new set of AA batteries when you’re a robot? it’s a nightmare
@@senbicheprobably
he didnt like his cheese moldy bruh
He likes his cheese fazbeard bruh
@@SoniChaoSega nah he likes his cheese pizzaria
Dang it bruh 🙁
i remer you?
I like my cheese discontinued bruh
"I speak for someone who has worked in the pizzeria since since the 90s this looks depressing" ☠️☠️☠️
Working by force.
child labor
•=¥{✓§\™|£~^™§{
:)
i don’t know why that part was so funny 😭
we need to make this a series called
Freddy's Food Reviews
Facts
Fax
Fax
Fax
Fax.
1:13 Alright the moment you all been waiting for.
“ **SLAPS OFF THE LUNCHLY** “
it was what we were waiting for tbf
What if the video ended there
"We'll need a new box"
REPLACE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR SMOKE DETECTOR
NO IT ADDS TO THE FUNNY
my stummy hurt
It might be the carbon monoxide
@@drbrownie444 ah yes, something freddy fazbear's pizza is known for !! 😭
@@drbrownie444 MAMA CHUCKLES DON'T GO TO SLEEP
0:29 SWITCH THE BATTERIES FREDDY
Fr that beeping smoke detector in the background that everyone hates to hear.
That’s how Pizzeria Simulator ended, Mike forgot to change the batteries on the pizzeria’s smoke detector
Feed yo dam ceiling bird 🗣️🔥🔥
FPE pfp fr
@@YourAverageNpc_Cpu ?
ALRIGHT YALL HEARD FREDDY STOP BUYING LUNCHLY
"imma do my own thing"
- miles morales
thank you foxy the pirate
@@William11987And Thank you, Afton
Didn't even know these existed till now. But seeing this, I know what y'all mean. Plus, Freddy is right, lame and unoriginal.
Thx Foxy :)
Freddy's like "I know we dont have the best history of having the cleanest locations, but at least, AT LEAST we have the sense to serve kids safe, delicious, FDA approved pizza."
Real
He is the mascot of a literal pizza restaurant, Freddy knows his shit about pizza.
I like how freddy is honstest instead of overreacting. Like the fact that he calls feastables like any other chocolate.
And calls it “not terrible” but “just below the line of decent”.
i remember it tastes strangely different from other chocolate… i cant put my finger on it but its probs the chemicals they put in it
@@thelivingliver6715I had it once, and to me at least, it tasted like... chocolate. I mean, nothing else, just chocolate. Not even anything exquisite or like, _great_ chocolate, just average, run-of-the-mill chocolate of the relatively cheap variety.
The "You know where to go if you want real pizza" makes me laugh so hard for some reason
Chill freddy is so awesome
"I'm not even talking about my restaurant, almost any other pizza will probably be better than this."
1:16 the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂
This is why we need Freddy in Smash
@ Super smash bros?
@@gamerjr9.099 of course he means smash bros
The "...BEEP!... I don't wanna be here anymore." & "Do I recommend it? Absolutely not. You might contract A parasite." Killed me
0:43 Freddy got the phantom prime ⚰️
Yes
Good one!
Freddy cares a lot about kids, I love him
He’s the mascot of a pizza chain for kids, caring about kids is his #1 thing
Though I can’t say the same for night security
He is one
@@Mortomorzhe's probably an adult now since he was around in the 90s now he has a job where he reviews products
I mean it's not exactly clear, but unless the Freddy animatronic gained sentience, Freddy *is* a kid (or is atleast someone who has a good reason to care about kids).
@@harbour2118 "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where all the kids are safe and sound!"
When an anamatronic killer worries about children's health, we got a problem
To be fair he only killed adults, not children
@@L16htW4rr10r he killed children
@@L16htW4rr10rtrue
-"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Where all the kids are safe and sound.
(Fazbear Entertainment offers absolutely no guarantee regarding guest safety.)"
"You know where to go if you want real pizza" is a power move 💀💀💀
1:27 I think I’m good…
They are the most popular pizzaria in whatever town they’re in. As long as you’re not a kid, you’re fine
@@G_L_1_T_C_H_Y*as long as you aren't a nightguard
*as long as you aren’t a kid or a nightguard
Your not a god
@@anacontreras2686 wym
You know its bad when Freddy fucking destroys your damn company.
THIS IS AN UNDERRATED GEM DUDE!!
“What a waste of resources”
He said with out a hint of irony
“If our animatronics won’t kill you, our food will!”
Also Freddy remember to get a new battery for your fire alarm.
It tastes so bad that even Freddy could taste how bad it was.
even the fazbear company doesnt serve mold to children
just their own animatronics
It makes it worse because a dead child is in that suit, so the child can still taste it, bro-
To be frank, the animation and voice were perfect quality, it wasnt too robotic nor too weird. Not to mention you nailed that personality
The voice is from fnaf AR I’m pretty sure
Au where the dead children possessing the animatronics don't want revenge, but just pick up their lives where they left off.
The wholesome ending
That would be a really cool au
@@CaitlynGuatno Foxy working in theoretical physics
1:04 WAS THAT THE BITE OF '24?!
Bro 😭😂
Was The bite of C H O C O L A T E ?
Wrong timeing it have to be a human who get bite😂
🎎
📯🈲㊙️🗽🇩🇪🧹🇬🇷🖥🫧🌽😞
The low battery fire alarm goes hard here
We need a channel that's just the FNAF cast talking about stuff and reviewing things with some side reactions
this
I agree
0:29 i almost exploded in laughter when hearing the low battery
this has been a public announcement by your favorite haunted animatronic Freddy Fazbear
Lmao
freddys famous last words before eating it:
0:28 the smoke detector sound effect💀💀💀
0:49 -0:55 *reality tv show drama music* “OH MY GOD, THAT IS VILE! THEYRE SELLING THIS #### TO KIDS?!”
IM DYING😭😭😭😭💀💀
“What a waste of resources” such a perfect line for Lunchly 😂
Freddy Fizbeer was later diagnosed with PTSD from this event
i think the idea of freddy fazbear being an in-universe food critic is really funny to me lmao
Oh hello claire precious little life owner :)
Poor Freddy, He was stuffed into a suit just to try Lunchly.
Even Freddy fazbear can agree that lunchly is a crime against food
the animatronics get a bit quirky at night
Oh wow
thank you PaulWilslapu
lunchu
"Now you excuse me, i gotta vomit"
-freddy's last words
1:16 “This looks depressing” made me cackle 💀
1:35 I felt the hate from freddy fazbear, i mean who would like a lunch kit that has mold in it
You know it's bad when Fazbear Entertainment is revolted by the quality of the food
1:28 Thanks for the valuable advice Fredbear!
1:40 "what a waste of resources" true
1:48 Hur Hur Hur Hur 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
**glass breaking sound effect**
I legit forgot it was freddy halfway through because this feels like an actual food review
We need more food reviews from Freddy, he looks like a profesional at that
0:45 "Oh god, the aftertaste."
Lmaoooo
“ Do I recommend it? Absolutely not, *you could contract a parasite* “
- Freddy Fazbear 2024
If Freddy hates it, you already know it's horrifically terrible.
Fun fact: If Pizzeria Freddy Fazbear was a real place and there was exact the same events... than i don't think that Mr. Beast could actually sue them
I love how Freddy is occasionally looking aside from the camera when asking some questions, like he has Bonnie or somebody there asnwering him lol
"They´re selling this to kids ?" Bro is one himself, he should know. Btw this was peak comedy.
Even the animatronic bear with no taste buds or food things thinks lunchly is vile and tastes like shi-
This is unironically one of the greatest videos i’ve seen in a while, CRIMINALLY underrated!
“now if you’ll excuse me i have to go vomit… somehow.” LOL
1:14 freddy:alright the moment you've been waiting for
Me:we'll need a new box
Freddy:(hits a box that fast)
Had me dying laughing XD
You know its bad when Freddy even says "Do I recommend it? *ABSOLUTELY NOT!*"
Ain't no Way Freddy is about to review lunchly before GTA 6
Thank you for ruining my laugh after i've seeing your overused comment
@@ramzymilano4237Thank you for ruining my laugh by reading his overused comment
Seriously when the fuck is Grand Theft Auto IV releasing?
@CursedClock5228 2025.
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021yea and its only next month yea and also this is the worst year ever too cause the DB creator died linja died and technoblade died and now logan and ksi and mr breast released luncly is terrible why don't they use old feastable?
I like how freddy eyes look up as if he’s forced to review lunchly at 0:05
I see it lmao
1:22 WAS THAT A BITE OF 87😯😯
Honestly is more like the munch of 87
He’s an animatronic with no tastebuds and even he hates it
I ABSOLUTELY loved this! 10/10! Would love to see Freddy review more stuff xD
0:48 I'd rather buy Lunchables
Rather? I still buy Lunchables because I’m just not wanting to make sandwiches when I’m tired or going to work.
Yeah. I agree@@shadowsonshadowson3929
Honestly, I love how straightforward it is, it’s short, sweet and to the point, good job
This is amazing!!🤩🤩🤩 From the voice to his face to his- waiiitt a minute, now I'm being rememded of Ksi's relatively new song💀💀💀💀
0:50 the "That is VILE" absolutely KILLED me!
friendly reminder to “accidentally” knock over prime energy and lunchly box stacks at your local stores
Thanks Freddy Fazbear. Youre so KIND and encouraging. Always wanting the best for the Children.
Based Ralsei pfp
His dead smoke alarm beeping in the background is the cherry on top.
So happy this popped up on my “for you” page
The mold of '87
Thank you Freddy
He's only able to make this because ghosts can't die
PLEASE MAKE MORE LIKE THIS! This is the best freddy fazman I've seen.
This was funny. Great voice acting. Also the bleeping
Nah, that ain't prime; that's CRIME.
Fnaf lore has even blended in with reality.
i love this please do more of this "Freddy Fazbear Reviews" stuff
You know it's bad when you got a full pizzeria on yo ass about it
At least Freddy was honest
0:16
*If only Freddy knew...*
"Do I recommend it absolutely not you might contract a parasite" MADE ME FLY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
"The moment you've all been waiting for" *SLAPS THE LUNCHLY*
"Someone who has worked in a pizza place since the 90s this is depressing" 💀💀💀💀
"You know where to go if you want real pizza" that shit was personal
"What a waste of resources" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I did not hear nice things about this" FREDDY JUST SAID THAT THE THREE DUMBSTATIERS ARE C O O K E D
The f__k smoke alarm tricked me to believe it was my
I love how genuine this is its so funny
Bro the fire alarm beep 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a masterpiece! we need MORE!
Lunchly would make Afton not want to come back.
Bro i love the animation.Well Done
We need Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy to try it out, but it was too late (thank god) because it's now discontinued (finally)
Bro I can't stop watching this video it's like I'm magnetised to it
"I don't have a tongue anymore. How am I tasting this? I'M POSSESSING A MACINE!!"
I love this so much you should make another one
They had to get a replacement Freddy because the old one died to the lunchly 💀
Lol
WTF PETER AFTON???
@@William11987 WILLIAM? WILLIAM AFTON!!???
ohhhh so thats why he has a different design in the movie
This video still is PEAK one of my favorites I comeback to watch it every now and then