Also, Regarding the Throbbing [Old ITF]

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  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8012

    As an American, I can confirm that SURE YEAH HOT DOGS AWESOME YEAH SOCKS AWESOME is a phrase that I use in everyday speech.

  • @sofusbastian
    @sofusbastian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3248

    Yes I'm DTF
    Down
    To
    Forgive

    • @evenflow714
      @evenflow714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Doubled
      The
      Fee

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "Pastor, I have to confess. I have been horrible to my husband and I keep looking at other guys."
      "Don't worry ma'am, Jesus is always DTF."

    • @FormedUnique
      @FormedUnique 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you from /b/

    • @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623
      @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We don’t hold grudges here. Nah, just peace ✌️
      Your mom got ran over by some drunk guy? What?! You’re really seeking revenge?! No. No no no, my friend. Revenge is not the way. Forgive and forget. Forgive the drunk bastard, you custard.

  • @Sleelan
    @Sleelan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    "I was burnt in a fire. (it's put out now)"
    Well that's a relief

    • @Ostentatiousnessness
      @Ostentatiousnessness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I hate those fires that keep going

    • @LegoStud9721
      @LegoStud9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ostentatiousnessness Australia

    • @caseyk5245
      @caseyk5245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      StevoTheBever22 ikr, i can’t believe Australia still exists

    • @Ostentatiousnessness
      @Ostentatiousnessness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CaseyK
      It was touch an go for a moment there. But, somehow, we managed.

    • @spiritfree5050
      @spiritfree5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      cant like this comment it has 666 likes

  • @_s_9920
    @_s_9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    theres three Kiwi accents in New Zealand: Maori council estate, refined Australian and lost British colonial pioneer.

    • @Michael-lg4wz
      @Michael-lg4wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The lost British pioneers vote national and have a beach house on waiheke and talk about their kids going on school camp in Chile.

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where do Flight of the Concords fit into that?

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Surv1ve_Thrive they count as two different types, a hiphoppopotamus and a rhymenocerous.

    • @HemiKortene420
      @HemiKortene420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruv you forgot about the inbreds down south, rolling their R's like they're better than us normal northern folk.

    • @BadMarriageKawagoe
      @BadMarriageKawagoe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Foreigner here. Which one is the one that sounds like a melting Australian?

  • @Kjersten_w
    @Kjersten_w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    "Please solve for x"
    *includes equation that's already solved*

    • @guadalupemontero902
      @guadalupemontero902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kjersten Walton
      Your profile pic looks creepy and cute at the same time..😣

    • @wu-ren
      @wu-ren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hey he's a historian, not a mathematician xD

    • @Ben01tM
      @Ben01tM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, Is your name pronounced like "shiersten"?

    • @Kjersten_w
      @Kjersten_w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Capitalist Pig its scandinavian so the j is pronounced like a y

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If x = 12...
      What is x?

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4565

    Does herstorian know about this?

    • @yuhhhguy
      @yuhhhguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      oh god... if she did he would be fucked by now xd

    • @MrDarthGaber
      @MrDarthGaber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      How do you think they met?

    • @yuhhhguy
      @yuhhhguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Francis where are you..this your father Vincent

    • @yuhhhguy
      @yuhhhguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Call me my number is 346-316-4957...i am fixing to call the police if i do.not hear from you

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh boy

  • @NiaNook
    @NiaNook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Kinda depressing how many of these ads are married people . _ .

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @I SELL SALT "modern Americans". Back in the day (this is just based on my experience with the older generations) it seems like people stayed together more often and gradually over time we've gotten to the state where people treat relationships a lot less seriously...

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @I SELL SALT Why? The divorce rate is soooo high because people don't treat relationships like they should...

    • @TimeForDunston
      @TimeForDunston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NiaNook Did you actually think people really love each other? It's all bullshit, people just do whatever they think they're supposed to do rather than what they actually want.

    • @NiaNook
      @NiaNook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@TimeForDunston Your bad experiences don't speak for everyone, dude

    • @undeadwaluwugi758
      @undeadwaluwugi758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@TimeForDunston gotta agree with NiaNook on this one. It just sounds like you've had some terrible experiences and are passing it off as fact for all relationships.

  • @GuthanSlayer
    @GuthanSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    i love how bashful internet historian was, even though he knows what the internet is like.

  • @robbe3252
    @robbe3252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    "americans speak with hard r's"... uh oh you might not wanna go there man

  • @evi1520
    @evi1520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    Honestly, you go from a mature old man to a 21 year old frat boy when you do an American accent.

    • @matthewsawczyn6592
      @matthewsawczyn6592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      He suddenly sounds like someone from Minnesota, hey?

    • @steelrain714
      @steelrain714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@matthewsawczyn6592 as someone from minnesota, he sounds like someone from the twin cities.

    • @reNINTENDO
      @reNINTENDO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@steelrain714 As someone from Minnesota who is not from the twin cities, I don't think he sounds like a Minnesotan... at least one that's not from the twin cities anyway. Hope that helps everyone reading this, years after the initial comment. Also I'm just surprised it didn't come out as a Southern accent. That's the norm I feel for people doing American accent impressions.

    • @MarikHavair
      @MarikHavair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounded Canadian to me.

    • @peasant502
      @peasant502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reNINTENDO Minnesota north south Dakota type accent for sure

  • @Crooked60
    @Crooked60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    He sounds like a completely different person with the American accent

    • @Jayberisk3793
      @Jayberisk3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Harold image shattered in those moments for me lol

    • @Jimb1264
      @Jimb1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He sounds like filthy frank

    • @illogicalgarage8641
      @illogicalgarage8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He sounds Canadian.

    • @breadcrumbhoarder
      @breadcrumbhoarder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His voice is higher in American than it naturally is and it sounds way off

  • @Kokoasz
    @Kokoasz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    As a Baltimore citizen I was about to refute the “Baltimore is always shitty” statement but then I thought about it for about five seconds and decided that you’re probably right.
    At least we aren’t Detroit

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      OOF, however Detroit is doing a lot better recently, so is Chicago, soooo I'm sorry but, fuck Baltimore

    • @liamwilkins1426
      @liamwilkins1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Annapolis is better

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      K.A.L fuck you baltimore!

    • @NumericChaff
      @NumericChaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gub4941 If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend...

    • @glennmatthews758
      @glennmatthews758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't even know where baltimore is but since its called fucking BALTIMORE, im also going to assume its shitty
      At least its not Las Vegas

  • @keithberwanger6595
    @keithberwanger6595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    I like how your American accent was a Canadian born in Wisconsin.

    • @PravdaKatyusha
      @PravdaKatyusha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @nisibonum7634
      @nisibonum7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was about to type that

    • @bobzillathebabykicker2981
      @bobzillathebabykicker2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      As a Wisconsinite, I'm offended. Canadian accents are alrdy thick on their own. Wisconsin Is similar to Sweden some of us have obnoxious gross accents stuffed full of, "YA DER HEY, and KEEP ER MOOOVIN", and some of us sound like normal human beings....
      I'm not actually offended, I bash on ppl with thick Wisconsin accents more than anyone.

    • @JustAGooseman
      @JustAGooseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      As a fellow Wisconsinite, I can confirm we sound more like Swedish people mixed with a Germanic dialect, and then that mash was run through a blender filled with cheese extract and Canadian. It all really depends on the person, just whatever you do DON'T. GO. TO. PULASKI.

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@JustAGooseman I moved to Kansas in high school so now my accent is some unholy abomination of cheese, beer, and corn

  • @sherb1750
    @sherb1750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    I thought he was going to give the video game lady his real channel name. I was a bit disappointed when he didn't.

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  6 ปีที่แล้ว +992

      She actually responded to my email and said what her channel was. I then got in touch with her on Twitter and told her the full story and asked if she wanted to have her name mentioned in the video. She said no, so I left it out. She seems like a nice lady though.

    • @dango2917
      @dango2917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Heart broken confirmed.

    • @zachgibbs9823
      @zachgibbs9823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Was it quality content though? It'd be a absurd thought to consider a successful streamer female who gets creeped on, going to Craigslist to find more creepers haha.

    • @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
      @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      INB4 is that oldlady's daughter that plays skyrim as a Khajiit called Gaci

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I lost my shit when he sent her along to fucking Diversity & Comics. That was fucking great.

  • @esper6119
    @esper6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Semper Fi. I don't know what that means"
    wait, no, now he sounds like a real marine

  • @SmolPotatowo
    @SmolPotatowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I'm so sad Craigslist removed the personal ads. So much gold.

  • @TheDoctorProfessor
    @TheDoctorProfessor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    "Temperature must be between 99.8 and 101"
    Apprently Historian's friend likes girls with high fevers.

    • @NipponStiqqyPaint
      @NipponStiqqyPaint 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      W o w W311 zed

    • @GeneralTaco155555a
      @GeneralTaco155555a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's called being aroused?

    • @peste2574
      @peste2574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It's called having Ebola.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Red Comet Have to boil the wiener before consuming. ;)

    • @siresorb1419
      @siresorb1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well he is from New Zealand...

  • @LOLYOU1337
    @LOLYOU1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    your voice is so soothing monsieur

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  6 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      collab when

    • @ColByte
      @ColByte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      LOLYOU1337 maybe u should be his riding buddy :^)

    • @Karnemelk
      @Karnemelk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I miss you dad. Glad you still live. Hope you come back from the supermarket around the corner though.

    • @FroggyBB
      @FroggyBB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Internet Historian: Incognito Mode when it’s time for a good ride.

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice elfen lied pic

  • @liamkerr7183
    @liamkerr7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    If your internet is so slow then how do you play Raid: Shadow Legends

  • @mr_gl00m32
    @mr_gl00m32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Sure yeah hotdogs. Awesome. Yeah socks awesome."
    "Nah mate, ets tea and krumpits innit?"

  • @AlexWitney
    @AlexWitney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    You poor poor man, that internet speed is cruel and unusual punishment 🦑

    • @PageMurray
      @PageMurray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      alex & emily it's also the same in some parts of the US - I have a similar speed.

    • @AlexWitney
      @AlexWitney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Page Murray oh mate, that makes me sad

    • @sycophanticthing2658
      @sycophanticthing2658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh shit where do you live? Death valley?

    • @jacob-sh8ec
      @jacob-sh8ec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I live in nz (famous for shit wifi) and I get like 50 down, where TF does this guy live lmao

    • @midgamejeff-why-got
      @midgamejeff-why-got 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and thats with the nbm

  • @JidJip
    @JidJip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    I found singles at my local Walmart. Kraft Singles to be exact

    • @williamazazelmiseria519
      @williamazazelmiseria519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I see you're a man of culture as well
      but Kraft SIngles aren't exactly cheap

    • @r.d.drowned9332
      @r.d.drowned9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kraftwerk

    • @Crazzzzzzzziesandus
      @Crazzzzzzzziesandus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So they were german

    • @justincruz8050
      @justincruz8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most importantly, were they hot singles? Usually they are fairly chilly there.

  • @michaelrenon6884
    @michaelrenon6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    IH: "Let me just do my American impression"
    Completely changes tone of voice.
    Like a jumpscare but more nauseating

  • @williamthefloridano5290
    @williamthefloridano5290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “From Columbus, Ohio-”
    IH: “Well what are you doing in Florida?!”
    Internet Historian gets it.

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    *Any men!!! wanna eat and* _have a nice conversation_

    • @OfficeMaxxing
      @OfficeMaxxing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      IneptOrange I would like that but I can only d̦̏̈r̮̰͍̼̩͚̽̇̋̽̇̀į͚̗ͭ͂̈́͆̄͒̐n̝͓̥̞̖͙̰̽̏ͪ̀k̮͇̪̘͖̳͇̉ͣ͆̅͑ ̠͍̭̈́̂ͭ͗͢w͠a̞̭̰̘͒̋ͯ̈ͩͯt̲̪̘̥̪͈͡ë͊ͫ̂̃ͥ҉̳̪͇̱̩r̬̯̰̯̺̘ͯ̅ ̵͊

    • @xripideffectsxx5162
      @xripideffectsxx5162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sure where to meet, North Korea

    • @nucx0
      @nucx0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it’s casual

    • @azathoth2313
      @azathoth2313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you a strait man seeking strait men because women are gay

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@azathoth2313 I also identify as a geographical feature.

  • @1UpEXP
    @1UpEXP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    We NEED to know what the replies were, if any.

    • @ethanpond1195
      @ethanpond1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Dont worry, just wait a couple more years and It'll be out

    • @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954
      @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Whovian from nowhere inparticular it will be out in 20-93837276472929737472829838472737747288272 years. That’s not that long

    • @mercenery1232
      @mercenery1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What if he had good net speed? Wouldn't there be more content then I wonder

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mercenery1232 yeah he actually uploaded this is 2009. Australia has slow internet, i blame the monstrous dogs chewing on phone lines.

    • @mady6929
      @mady6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Temmie Plays!
      Yeah, and the fact that since Australia is upside down, it takes a while for them to flip the internet upside down, and then to flip it right side up when sending it out to the rest of the world 😂

  • @tonyiommisg
    @tonyiommisg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He sounds so much younger and has a higher pitch when speaking like an American and sounds more like I imagine he actually looks like lol

    • @scottjohnson5687
      @scottjohnson5687 ปีที่แล้ว

      u wot m8 that old dude isn't who he is 😂

    • @tonyiommisg
      @tonyiommisg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scottjohnson5687 I know he isn't Hide the pain Harold lmao. He just sounds like he could be in his late 30s or early 40s to me but with his American accent you can hear how young he really is. At least to me

    • @dmcgee3
      @dmcgee3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonyiommisg not sure he’s even 30 yet currently. If so just. He mentioned his age once, he was definitely 20’s when this came out

  • @CSpottsGaming
    @CSpottsGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It sounds to me like that person ran their listing through a thesaurus to try to sound smart.
    "I concept I might supply it a strive," is most definitely "I thought I would give it a try."

  • @cuppawolnir9031
    @cuppawolnir9031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Never thought I'd say this, but I fucking love the censorship in this video. Good job.

    • @montanacaleb
      @montanacaleb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same haha besides, not a lotta possibilities they could be haha

  • @SonRob01
    @SonRob01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    That American accent turned Canadian

    • @4tniteborger936
      @4tniteborger936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sonny Roberts I noticed that as well, then again the accents are really similar so I don't blame him

    • @benhur6211
      @benhur6211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Scandinavian

    • @Milk-jy1kn
      @Milk-jy1kn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or really really minnesotan

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel E. Torres
      This right here

    • @PravdaKatyusha
      @PravdaKatyusha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like Wisconsin

  • @TwoBs
    @TwoBs ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Never caught this before, but I am amazed to hear that someone else actually knows and remembers what WebTV was and knew of it before MSN took it over. There’s dozens of us!

  • @knapweed6857
    @knapweed6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Idk why it affected me this much but-
    I really, really hope that the lady at 17:30 is a bit happier these days

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah same, she sounds like she got cheated on what seems like a 2 decade long marriage and is genuinely just lonely.

    • @aikotitilai3820
      @aikotitilai3820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope she finds someone

  • @KelLorien
    @KelLorien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Historian's american accent sounds a lot more like Canadian. Maybe a light Minnesota/Wisconsin.

    • @keenakeet3792
      @keenakeet3792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      KelLorien yeah, definitely more northern, but I was happy about it. When people think America they seem to gravitate toward the southerners. If not they do a New Yorker or Jersey girl accent. Rare to see someone try to do an impression of the northern stuff, even rarer to see an impression that doesn't try to insult.

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would need a hard A for wisconsin.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Minnesotan, I can agree with this.

    • @pururin42
      @pururin42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As another Minnesotan, I can confirm.

    • @astrayadventurer4450
      @astrayadventurer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh ya is Midwest a small population speaks like that lol. Has the internet historian only watched Fargo?

  • @mikael8763
    @mikael8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The day after the shooting they search florida for recent singles... absolute madmen

    • @g2zmo874
      @g2zmo874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "Yes my 17 year old husband was recently killed in a mass shooting"

    • @CAlbus
      @CAlbus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mad lads

    • @productivitywizard6406
      @productivitywizard6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tbh, a shooting is whatever for Florida. People get cannibalized and sucked into sinkholes hourly in that state.

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is an all-timer. The text replacement is fucking great. Love the cohost too, you should bring him back on.

    • @MrAndyCretin
      @MrAndyCretin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nerkish does a stream on his channel most Thursday nights.

  • @blinkst3710
    @blinkst3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As a fellow Australian can confirm the internet is completely f****d down here THANKS OPTUS

    • @JB-fp3fb
      @JB-fp3fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Optus? I don't remember the Optus Party slashing and burning what should have been a world-class national broadband network.
      Everyone that knows about Australia's shitty internet should know it was done that way on purpose by the the Liberal Party, out of greed.

    • @efeghilmffdsee5216
      @efeghilmffdsee5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JB-fp3fb This pretty much. I got lucky enough to have optic fibre straight to the premise and it's really good, though still worse than places like the US or singapore (apparently), but I can download massive games in under an hour or two usually.

    • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a bloody reason I use Telstra!

  • @firedemon43
    @firedemon43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Your Boy Zack is in for a surprise

    • @someguy5319
      @someguy5319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The 43rd Firedemon haha i wonder how he will respond to this.

  • @Rodoadrenalina
    @Rodoadrenalina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    love that picture "nice guy pewdiepie"

    • @guesswot5311
      @guesswot5311 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic m8
      Jf ftw

  • @entririhunter
    @entririhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That lady mentioned the weather and the shitty traffic due to the BB tournament to try and prove she was an actual human who actually lived in the area.

  • @chazstones7424
    @chazstones7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Internet historian sounded like 20 years younger when he used his "american" accent.

  • @TigerBears11
    @TigerBears11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Holy shit, you sound like a completely different person with that American accent. Normally you can tell who is doing an accent, but if you did an entire video by yourself but swapped between your normal voice and your American voice I would not question the other person.

  • @Griffologee
    @Griffologee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I'm a bad Kiwi. I always thought Historian was Aussie.

    • @epigwaitthistory
      @epigwaitthistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same here. He sounds like them now.

    • @monsoon156
      @monsoon156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm an Aussie and, yeah, I always thought he was one of us.

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here... And I'm an Aussie.

    • @kekula69
      @kekula69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You must work in the nuclear power plant in france for 2 months for this infraction

    • @gavin479
      @gavin479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought he was Australian as well, I suspect he grew up in NZ and now works & lives in Australia. Hence the accent

  • @Pepper_Pip
    @Pepper_Pip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just love people's idea of an American accent is either southern or northern cities vowel shift.

  • @oatlord
    @oatlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "I'm sarcastic"
    Translation: I'm not self aware enough to realize I'm just an asshole not funny.

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Eh; idk. Id probably also say Im a sarcastic person; and Im not an asshole at all :)
      *_You worthless fuck._*

    • @banjofangirl3458
      @banjofangirl3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EinFelsbrocken we got an asshole on loose!

  • @axosig3dc
    @axosig3dc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The words he puts over the censored ones made me crack the hell up lmfao

  • @kev23568
    @kev23568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Nerkish, D&C, and internet historian, my worlds are colliding. And its wonderful

  • @MajesticSkywhale
    @MajesticSkywhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "a modest proposal for you"
    yo that ones gonna be about cannibalism, dont click it

  • @sydneyrey1414
    @sydneyrey1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Historian sounds like a if a slightly intoxicated news presenter from new Zealand has staggered into an Aussie bar and then got dared to do a British accent.
    Also I love him and as an Aussie I have to also deal with potato internet. It's good to know it's not just me that uses a vegetable to use the web

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play with a friend from Australia and he legit teleports all over the map sometimes when we have him play on our servers

  • @judgegrinch1139
    @judgegrinch1139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Hey its your boy Zach here and some lady from Craigslist keeps emailing me.
    Its kinda weird?"
    Laughs loudly.

  • @ItsEggyBoi
    @ItsEggyBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    i didn't get this into my feed. had find this manually.

    • @solace6705
      @solace6705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here.

    • @jakubszymanski1623
      @jakubszymanski1623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I believe youtube doesn't send you notifications for channels that are demonetised

    • @Langeng1
      @Langeng1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      how can youtube find him when he's in incognito mode?

    • @uiomancannot7931
      @uiomancannot7931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam can only miss somebody if they're wearing camo

    • @2snowornot2know81
      @2snowornot2know81 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those that had to search for a video on TH-cam that is 80% about gay men wanting sex should rethink their lives

  • @cynicalclockworks9857
    @cynicalclockworks9857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alternate title: How Historian met Herstorian

  • @azada83
    @azada83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As a a natural born Floridian, im really sorry for everything that spills out of my state.

  • @guesswho4997
    @guesswho4997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Uses Incognito mode. Posts his search on TH-cam.

  • @user-pg3nz9wh1i
    @user-pg3nz9wh1i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Wait, so unternit hustorian is kiwi, but living in Australia?
    Also, regarding the internet speed, I know that feel, bro.

    • @nickjohn2051
      @nickjohn2051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      호주사람 Whut? You are korean right? based on your profile name? Korea has top speed internet.

    • @user-pg3nz9wh1i
      @user-pg3nz9wh1i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm Australian friendo

    • @blinkst3710
      @blinkst3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aussie here aswell frick yeah Optus internet is shit

    • @blinkst3710
      @blinkst3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obi High Ground Kenobi welcome to the club

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in the USA and my internet is shit.. The internet provider said that we're not important enough to provide good internet to....

  • @ClingyParasite
    @ClingyParasite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i think by "not being high maintenance", she meant "someone who doesn't puts effort into her physical appearance". but i could be wrong

  • @aranmeier1954
    @aranmeier1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a New Zealander I appreciated the ghost chips ads that was incorporated

  • @danielrussell5687
    @danielrussell5687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    hey historian I did a little bit of digging and discovered your the 3rd largest New Zealand youtuber. lmao if you keep pumping out good content you'll beat shanoxo in no time

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Holy shit I thought he was english, why the hell did I think he was english?

    • @solidbloke
      @solidbloke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He lives in Australia too, so explains the shitposting

    • @epigwaitthistory
      @epigwaitthistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bro i thought he was aussie and im a kiwi

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@epigwaitthistory fucking same

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His accent isn’t as...intense as most other Kiwis

  • @stannisthemannis8694
    @stannisthemannis8694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    You can't have Nerkish without some D&C roasting

  • @LeafyGreenDA
    @LeafyGreenDA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    TIL Americans sound like Sonic the Hedgehog to the rest of the world.

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sonic the Hedgehog basically has a very thick/exaggerated American accent.

    • @LeafyGreenDA
      @LeafyGreenDA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@simtexa According to people outside of the US anyway

    • @AIRSHOTNATION
      @AIRSHOTNATION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah that’s close. When we think american accents, we think more like texas and states like that. Just like most of the world think australian accents are all like “FUKIN VB MATE”

    • @amugglewatchingmugglething6585
      @amugglewatchingmugglething6585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm alright with that.

  • @jordanriederer1518
    @jordanriederer1518 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    on the all too often occasion of the day i find myself drawn to a youtube video before i must eat, but it is rare, indeed, to find a video so refined in its quality, so delectable in its content that i have to make food before i watch the video. i have made myself a wonderful plate of spaghetti, meatballs and garlic bread to devour as i consume this video with just as much voracity. sitting here typing this i can hardly contain my hunger for this video, and the mouthwatering meatballs before me on my plate. quality, indeed.

  • @JCHauntsman
    @JCHauntsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Poor D&C. This is the real reason he had to move, isn't it?

  • @pphnxx
    @pphnxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Now we know you're from NZ, 5'10, work as a copywriter, you're slipping up mate, you're gonna be found out.

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      My city and first name were also already leaked. Happy hunting.

    • @thisguy916
      @thisguy916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The incognito browser, it does nothing

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IHincognitoMode Kiwi, 5'10... Are you a hobbit?

  • @redwolf1064
    @redwolf1064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have newly found respect for you knowing you still try to upload videos for us, despite your terrible internet.

  • @HFnector
    @HFnector 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I appreciate the censoring of curse words isn't a loud high pitch beep like usual censorship.

  • @Wildtangent01
    @Wildtangent01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    > using diversity and comics as your 'youtube channel'
    Nerkish my man now he's gonna have to deal with sexy "singles" from florida. I don't think his wallet can take another child support payment

    • @1berrylover178
      @1berrylover178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      if you're seeing black text, please turn on night mode. Your eyes will thank you

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +newironside Not if you're on Night Mode, and you really should be; staring at light bulbs isn't' good for your eyes.

  • @alewis18
    @alewis18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Do balls also fit through the hole?" Best line of text ever written

  • @dirkbastardrelief
    @dirkbastardrelief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I get the feeling Historian is no stranger to the phrase, "Language, young man!"

  • @jordanhall8691
    @jordanhall8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you take the New Zealand out of his accent he sounds so much younger

  • @sethferguson5905
    @sethferguson5905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Nothing says love quite like a NERKISH collab.

  • @bearyboy9088
    @bearyboy9088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Nice Guy HistoryPie

    • @anst3438
      @anst3438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah mate it don't match it has an extra syllable.

  • @TheEradiKater
    @TheEradiKater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are adorable! I love how much you giggle during this.

  • @DefaultDerrick
    @DefaultDerrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss this older style of incognito

  • @joetheyoung
    @joetheyoung 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Daddy who wants the best for his kids" LMFAO

  • @thehungriergrue
    @thehungriergrue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I came back drunk from a couple of bars looking for philosophy, and this is what i found.
    i'm not disappointed.

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Hoping he chooses Maryland*
    **Chooses Baltimore**
    *Upset that he chose Maryland*

  • @tunakann7629
    @tunakann7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What's a normal human temperature?"
    Me am human. Me normal! Me normal!

    • @xxx1x47x41x3
      @xxx1x47x41x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice profile pic

    • @tunakann7629
      @tunakann7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxx1x47x41x3
      Right back at ya

    • @ValenMKII
      @ValenMKII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cumbucket

  • @wowemail36
    @wowemail36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That American accent was so on point lol!

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marxus Martinez ....are you for the northern part of the US or something?

    • @wowemail36
      @wowemail36 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fertx Pdqicts I'm from florida

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marxus Martinez ...ha...have you ever heard an American speak and heard that? That's Canadian dude.

    • @Redroseyellowribbon
      @Redroseyellowribbon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a canadian. Can confirm.

  • @jdzratt1esnake
    @jdzratt1esnake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Diversity and comics got me

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Love..."
    "What IS Love?"
    "Is this a love?"
    Does this man love me?
    "No stop why are you running away!?"
    *gets into car*
    *IH smashes the window open*
    "I promise I can love you better than her."
    *Drives away in car running over him*
    Translucent donald trump I loved that clip plays over him driving off into the sunset.
    All this and more on: IN... THE... FIELD

  • @bloodhound1182
    @bloodhound1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Therapist: Stop being scared.
    American Internet Historian doesn't exist.
    American Internet Historian:

  • @uiomancannot7931
    @uiomancannot7931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I didn't know ghost chips was relevant in 2018
    Also, regarding the internet speed. Does it cut off or slug away?

    • @WorkingClassZombie
      @WorkingClassZombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not lol. But it is world famous in Nu Zillund.

    • @Brodie0296
      @Brodie0296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His internet speed is pretty close to mine, it was alot better then what i had but it still cuts out like 3-4 times a day from like 5-10 minutes

    • @harryweedon2977
      @harryweedon2977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i've got pretty much the same internet speed, the only cut offs is when we answer the phone and no its not dial up

    • @JC-om7nr
      @JC-om7nr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slug away

    • @LS-ny5rc
      @LS-ny5rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile picture

  • @gross____546
    @gross____546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I live in space coast Florida, thanks for the rep

  • @theinternetiscancer2330
    @theinternetiscancer2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You introduced me to Nerkish. The best thing ever happened to youtube.

  • @kyddkreature9801
    @kyddkreature9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Gloryholer being in shape raises his constitution and stamina stats by a few levels

  • @LordTurtleneck
    @LordTurtleneck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Old buddy Nerkish.

  • @RowanT
    @RowanT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    If you wanted to sound like a 13 year old boy you should have asked "would you like to play roblox together?"

    • @jacobgarrison1510
      @jacobgarrison1510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      13 year old not 8 year old.

    • @g2zmo874
      @g2zmo874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      >Wanna do Fortnite duos
      FTFY

  • @lilyhalter8443
    @lilyhalter8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    American internet historian is CURSED. His accent also sounded super Minnesotan, maybe even Canadian

  • @DarkSignal59
    @DarkSignal59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The text edits are freaking GOLD!

  • @grantbitman1448
    @grantbitman1448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Holy smoke. I love Nerkish. I found Internet Historian through the Nerkish live streams. God bless you both.

  • @grae1987
    @grae1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Yuck!! Ive been subbed to a channel run by a kiwi :'(.... AWWWWW AYE CHURRRR CUZZIE BRO!!! GUNNA JUMP ACROSS THE DUTCH TO AUSSIE AYE, MY BRO FUI ALREADY LINED ME UP WITH A CHOICE GIG AS A SCAFFOLDER

    • @ADogNamedStay
      @ADogNamedStay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ay I'd live on that island. Fucking middle earth that is.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Geezey 87 dutch?
      Dutch?
      DUUUITCHCHCHCHCHCHHCH!?
      Australia=Nederlands

    • @deathbyastonishment7930
      @deathbyastonishment7930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      elektron117 that's how NZ people pronounce "ditch"

    • @BlueFluffles-lt5nl
      @BlueFluffles-lt5nl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um, English plz?

    • @blackninja0504
      @blackninja0504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea na it's all goods to see a fellow bro on the net

  • @deadralynx1288
    @deadralynx1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We can't be threatening!" - "Aww"😟

  • @10forthebigguy61
    @10forthebigguy61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I kept pausing to read all your edits which are as good as the commentary. Keep up the good work lol

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I didn't know the whole Diversity & Comics/Nerkish stuff had gone mainstream
    best youtube rivalry to date, loving the video just for that aspect
    also the messages were funny
    3/10

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what happened because I'm just confused about why he's shitting on someone that I've only seen as being kind of polite as a guest on livestreams

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cemtexify this was like 3 years ago but if i remember rightly it was just a joke. Nerkish and D&C were friendly with eachother and liked jokingly insulting the other in videos.

  • @JaBBerSmack
    @JaBBerSmack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Diversity and comics didn't ask for this... lol.

    • @donkeysaurusrex7881
      @donkeysaurusrex7881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zack will enjoy it though! I wonder if he knows this happened.

  • @karstengulsrud7297
    @karstengulsrud7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "it's all I got dude" actually made me laugh out loud

  • @GabrielKnight63
    @GabrielKnight63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "but I concept I might supply it a strive" = "but I think I might give it a try"

  • @Garrett_Rowland
    @Garrett_Rowland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:40 She's just mentioning some local real-life stuff so that you know she isn't a bot.

  • @KingsCountyLightHaus
    @KingsCountyLightHaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    >Related Channel
    >Diversity and Comics
    YEAH BOI

  • @tirthpatel1562
    @tirthpatel1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    its amazing that these guys made this vid and got the whole personals section of the website shut down the very next month! XD

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:52 'I wanna make you into a skin suit¬!' - Said in your best, deepest Batman voice.
    Best pickup line ever. Cannot fails.