Confirming Half-life 3 [Old ITF]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2018
- How to get banned from /r/valve.
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never thought i'd be able to laugh this much about two guys on reddit giggling like they're trying to not wake their mom up at 3am
Huh this video old af and he liked a comment from 9 hours ago funny lol
@@porkyrip658 its just 1 year old
@@neonbelly4 Or is it? What is "time"? *Vsauce music*
Wait... THREE am?????!!!? Hang on.
I am lost. Please call my mom!
and that's how Valve made artifact
Kevin?
The destroyer of world himself
Country road
Didnt expect to see you here, RT!
Well howdy
"It's so shit that it might work."
- EA, 2012 - 2019
@DidzyDoo Hope to God Not.
This aged well. Because Anthem.
Actually, when every EA game releases.
do you have smarpthone because hl3 will be smartphone exclusive
Bethesda's entire point
-EA 2012 - hopefully next week
You got VNN and a valve employee to reply and even a ban. You won 3 times.
Lol what happened?
3 tImEs?!?!!=?!
@@GrizzlyClawss i thought he was talking about the drama with vnn grooming someone my bad
Only two VNN sucks
@ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴇᴄᴄʜɪ How? If you don't mind me asking.
Valve employee replied. That's a win in my book.
VNN even believed it for a second
what about the whole french article
And precious bits of info at that
No way, he did?
how is that a win?
Borealis?
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
In this part of the country?
Localized entirely within Gabe's kitchen?
Yes
may I see it?
No.
Seymour the house is on fire!
No mother it's just the northern lights.
He confirmed Half Life: Alyx and got banned :(
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:)
That's not 3 tho
Everyone laughed at VNN, but he totally called HL: Alyx
they hated tyler because he told the truth
Learn english first
Still gonna laugh at him
@@PekaCheeki damn right
your right if you keep throwing shit at the wall eventually its gotta stick
Guys I think that leak was fake. if you look closely, you can see him making it on photoshop
I lol'd
cody the gamer _ this ain't no Philips channels
Oh wowwwwwwww, ty I didnt even notice.
Closes laptop n-no your using photoshop!
you cant be positive man
listening to you two cackle like schoolboys before a prank is heartwarming
@@dantepillon couldnt help myself and digged a bit : mk ultra operation hypnosis
@The main cause of warps in all of reality Lit-er-al-ly .
ok boomer
7:41
@@ivoprokopov8566 I don’t think you know what boomer means. “Cackling like schoolboys” is an expression.
Reddit detectives are hilarious when they debunk pictures that were shitposts and had little effort put into them.
they have to do something to feel good about themselves in their shitty lives living on reddit.
@@Seanana_ this is true
Can you say, s i m p s?
"Yeah i don't know how people fall for this shit, it's obvious bait this sub is becoming trash ahah" -Average redditor the moment they realize they've been had.
yeah, Internet detectives are nearly always humiliated. it's why reddit and 4chan are such laughingstocks everywhere else online nowadays.
Reddit: "Do you think this is funny ? all this for a few giggles ?"
Internet H. : "Actually this is gonna be uploaded on a channel with 800k subs. Also Im getting paid
Virgin Reddit Vs. CHAD Internet Historian
That logic explains a lot of Jake Paul...
4chan: a passing joke and immediately dismissed.
Reddit: needs to launch a full-scale investigation AFTER an employee confirms it's not their office.
I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or disappointed.
Unclaimed Username i didn't know either...
But we probably need to run an IQ test on those people. And by IQ test, i mean enlighten them to the glory of kek.
Yeah bro wait til these normie ledditors find out about Chad kekistan meme and Pepe lol these cuckedditors are LiBtArDs too scared for the epic bro memes and kek on glorious 4chan
@@aceman0000099 trying too hard
@@unclaimedusername6608 uh yeah
>normie alert
>meme arrows
It was on /v/ they are all too busy jerking it to female bowser.
And reddit is just literally retarded.
Getting banned was just the icing on this beautiful masterfully crafted cake
the cake is a lie
Hey random person I'm a random person I'm subscribing to you for no apparent reason
it was completely uncalled for and the mods can choke on a dick.
mods have no sense of humour xD
A let me get that disc no I mean
After the valve employee said that it wasnt their offices, all of the idiots who were about to fanboy/fangirl their spunk all over that post just pretended like they never believed it and that it was shitty bait. It was some damn good bait.
Before confirmation
yoooo, new half life leak OMG!
After confirmation
bro this is shitty bait man whos ever gonna fall for this smh
(I wouldnt be surprised if the same people who thought it was a half life leak immediately turned sides lol)
5:16
THEY PREDICTED IT
IntelIsMyNameAndRegretIsMyGame OMG
Valve took the inspiration XD
Yeah they predicted Hunt Down the Freeman!
hunt down the freeman came out before the video pls don't kill me for replying after 2 years
>You have been banned.
Classic Reddit.
y'all can't behave, locking this thread
Heh heh you fool! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!! YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY MAIN!!!
@RCLuv I remember this one post where someone made a drawing for r/halflife, got criticized heavily for it (tbh it was a pretty bad drawing, no offense to anyone though, got mad over it, then mod locked thread because people criticized him
Reddit is a cesspool of circlejerks. People there like to jizz over each other for similar opinions but once someone comes on it with a slightly unpopular opinion they're downvoted to oblivion
@@Metatr0n they have become what they used to hate basically. A lot of r/thishappened and r/entitledparents threads are filled with nothing but made up stories posted to gain karma points.
Hey guys, Desinc here. So to confirm Half-Life 3, just do a back-boosted bunny hop over the valve website
"...aaaand the can gets stuck in the door, trapping HL3 in production hell forever... When that happens Tyler McVicker just kind of gives up on life"
I read it in his voice
Holy shit i laught more than i should
Get up on the ramp to get yourself some air. Make sure to avoid steam as it takes away a bit of health from your wallet.
I love how people will suddenly jump in and proclaim how they found something out to be fake, after someone else has done the work for them
“i think it will be half life something, it cant just be half life 3”
At least the shitty trend of calling sequels the same thing as the original has ended. E.g. Doom.
@@soylentgreenb yeah its so annoying that doom 4 and doom 1 are the same name, want to find out a fact about doom 1? everything is doom 4
Half life more than 2 less than 4
-lordGaben, probably
New Main channel video October 4th..
Sorry about the absence and poor upload rate.
Internet Historian: Incognito Mode Half life 69 when
Also it’s cool I hope it’s as good as your Norma stuff.
It’s ok bb
Quality>quantity
My Immortal 3 confirmed
DONT BE SORRY, JUST DONT DO IT 😡
www.reddit.com/r/valve/comments/98kkrb/tour_de_valve_again/
this is his post on reddit btw
Can confirm, Internet Historian is handsome.
Meme Insider s
9:19 All I can think about when seeing those "sophisticated" redditors act like they've accomplished something epic by finding out its fake is these two goobers laughing like children. XD
Everyone’s gangsta until a new half life game actually comes out
"this video is the fault of skillshare, all liability is on them"
top kek
Laughed at the "you are banned from participating in r/valve" at the end
The only mistake you made with 4chan is leaving the file name as “download(2).png”. They look into shot like that. It’s be more convincing if the file name was something akin to “IMG_F100234.png” or other file name. But fuck those reddit replies were funny
I come from the future where a new half life game has been announced.
Yeah... Half Life Mobile!
I come from further in the future where a new half life game has come out
i came from the future where there's only half life games.
stop them before it's too late. that's all i can tell you.
i came...
If you used an original photo of a ship instead of an internet photo, 100% the idiots on reddit would have ate it up.
We know how to make fakes right, but they dint want this fake to last long... still worked like a charm on reddit. :P actualy, your comment + their howto is a perfect way to make a fake that will last a little longer
Idiots? Who is to say you wouldn't fall for it?
I don't think anyone believed it at any point. Especially not after a Valve employee said it was fake.
/mlp/ has release date
@@cassidy8307 not an idiot
Do not bully my boyfriend Tyler McVicker from Valve News Network.
youre like a Tyler Y. clone
@@grottake Who?
@@MrPatters That dood who manages to get top comment on pretty much every video.
You mean Justin Y
@@toatrika2443 oh fuck
Reddit: "WTH THIS FAKE POST! BAD POST! BAN! BAD BAD!"
4Chan: "oh a pizza to accompany a meeting about mythology, Gabben fat btw"
One has to appreciate how generous Valve was to gladly offer precise meme adjustements for future attempts.
Literally best crossover ever
pi.mp3
This is number 1 on watchmojo’s top 10 anime crossovers
Yes!
with RT in the comments...
This isn't the Honda CRV with optional 16'' alloy wheels.
The virgin reddit:
-Easily deceived by a photoshop made in MSpaint in 2 seconds by 2 grown men who couldn't stop giggling the whole time
-Spent hours poring over every micropixel for clues in the photo
-Neurotically searched for pictures of icebreakers to try and find a match, would have been stymied by even the most unprofessional original photo
-Called in a Valve employee to debunk a generic office
-Got butthurt and banned the account of someone far wittier and more handsome than them
The Chad 4chan:
-Commented on the pizza boxes, bantzed on Gaben
-Thread archived in 1 picosecond, no one deceived or even interested
That TH-cam:
-Already knows it's fake
Yes
Not to mention calling the post bad bait after spending hours on it
>Valve
>not vidya
What a fucking reddit moment
This video featured the most smooth nord vpn add ever.
Leaks, Leaks, Leaks, Leaks everywhere.
Just buy a Flex Tape.
Wow you used my video at the 'how to make a fake' section, i'll have you know that it's 100% real and hl3 is set in los santos
Is waluigi in it?
I want waluigi in the next half life
In los santos neighbors get no sleep
You have been banned from participating in r/valve
Wait it’s a crime to do that?
Gaben didn't like the post as the pizza boxes were empty. Gaben never allows pizza boxes to be empty and it results in a permaban from life if caught doing it.
Jeffarry Lounder im just picturing pizza boxes with one slice left in them just spoiling away lol
He'd much rather it rot than it be gone.
Jeffarry Lounder Much like his franchises
@@joldsaway3489 So true
"This video is all the fault of Skillshare. All liabilities on them."
Beautiful.
I really miss DeSinc's old TH-cam Icon. The HL1 Einstein scientist was iconic!
BRING IT BACK DeSinc
Half life 3 has already been released but they changed the title late in development to fortnite my dad works at valve and he confirmed this
Yes.
so these kids have been playing half life 3 all along and they didnt tell u s??
I believe it goes by the name "Hunt down the freeman"
@@XeZzamE No, it was titled Playerunknown's Apex Seige
I think Gabe is dead and Valve is just an AI occasionally putting random games on sale.
it's plausible
Who recorded the megakill announcer for dota two then?
the volvo workers built a time machine and went back in time to past gaben to record it
The Gabe we see now is just Zucc but with Valve.
Valve has become GLaDOS?
This is relevant again
I love this series. I enjoy that you have other creators on to express their very specific expertise. I've discovered so many niche creators through your in the field series.
if you stick a fork in an outlet you get a secret ending for half life 2
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! IT HAD ME JUMPING OUT OF MY SEAT WITH JOY AND EXCITEMENT!!!
*spork
I can’t find a fork, would a spoon work?
Bullshit ! Stop spreading false and dangerous information.
What you actually need to do is take TWO and not one kitchen utensils in each of your hands and then stick them in the socket.
what about knife
Oh shit DeSinc
Fahrenheit what are you doing here?
John Smith what are you doing here?
I'm watching my favorite youtuber, I just never got the impression you would watch content like this
John Smith why lol
Idk it just never got me that youtubers probably watch youtube to
Fun seeing this after HL: Alyx is aboutta be poppin off
...Well...This aged well.
Lol IH's laugh hurts my ears but its glorious lol!
MAT?
I didn't expect you being here, especially in this desolate terrain of memes.
@@darksteiner631 why Not
I am very confused
Please make more of these fake hoaxes
double negative? so...hl3 confirmed.
SimpleFlips?
fake hoax? hl3 is real!
Fake hoaxes? Just say “...of these hoaxes”
As opposed to real hoaxes like Israel being a legitimate state
4chan: "Pizza lol"
Reddit: "GOOD _LORD_ what is HAPPENING ON THERE!? Borealis? At _this_ time of year, at _this_ time of day, in _this_ part of the internet, localized entirely within a poorly-photoshopped shitpost?"
This was so fucking hilarious and amazing! I loved reading the reddit comments and see you making it. It was also wholesome seeing y’all laugh like friends. I wanna talk about how good this video is but it’s so perfect I can’t. Good job man.
"Infinity War is the biggest crossover in the history of film"
Two Australians: "Hold my beer"
Australias NEVER share a beer. Reported.
Tfw you realise everyone just died at the of Half-Life 2 episode 2.
SiriSayMyName und zat, ladies und gentlemen, is vy ve don't have new Half Life releases.
Because everyone is dead! Hahahahahahaha!
Your ad reads are the best on TH-cam, period.
DeSinc: Have you got a VPN
Nordman Somewhere: IM COOOOOOOMMMING
I was laughing so hard with you both giggling like teenagers that are way pass their bed time. Also, holy s***, you called the full debuk squad on you. Mission accomplished
every time I see internet historian I get really excited until I realize its incognito mode, then I'm disappointed and don't watch it
I love how he hearted it like he agrees.
whatchu talking about, both channels are great in their own way.
Then... why do you even subscribe to this channel, and not only the main one??
opposite
@@nob2243 maybe thats the joke.
Just found this channel... Im surprised how funny you are in a classic good old internet kind if way... i missed it 🤙🥰
This was the best In the Field yet, you actually pulled off a successful prank and recorded it so we could all be entertained. Thank you for your work you glorious bastards.
Feat DESINC WHAT
SO DESINC EXISTS IN REAL LIFE? I thought he was just the Half Life player model :((((
He is wtf. His dad is Ivan the space biker and his mom and sexy alex.
The Valve employee who blew the whistle was that kid who reminded the teacher of the homework they assigned
I love how he starts whispering as soon as they start to post it like they're being sneaky lol
Half Life 3? More like somebody please love me...
please I’m so lonely
You 2 deserve each other. Could you translate that into your own language please, thank you.
I love you.
"It's so shit that it might work." - DeSinc
Lmao this one might just be my favorite of the channel, thank you!
looks real, but might be fake
it's hard to see, but if you look closely you can see an entire walk-through on how the picture was made
good copy of the top comment mate
Valve News Network!
Yes
Ok
You ar right
ere right
yes
Banned for making a meme?
Welcome to Reddit.
This video aged incredibly well
Wow, if only you held on for a year longer. Man i love prequels to cliffhangers.
>4chan is a scary site
omfg
he was definitely being sarcastic about that considering the back handed comment about reddit being what it is.
I like how an employee had to confirm this to avoid pr lmao
These two making a video about half life together is all I needed
You need to make more damn videos! I need to laugh more often and you are literally killing it
half life 4 confirmed
Whens full life coming out
A-AURORA BOREALIS?!
*METARU GIIRU?!*
At this time of year.
At this time of day
@@katastrophenfisch In this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?
May I see it?
You're an absolute gem. Sorry I wasn't here from the get go lol
You two laugh exactly like I do when I scheme with my buddies. Love it
Nord VPN for the win 😆
I knew that there would be another good youtuber hidden in the depths of comments
What the frick are u doing here
Yo ranton, how's it going? You still shit on the floor when your wife ain't home?
Internet Historian X Ranton, when?
TO THE NORD HOLE
Next can you confirm Bookworm Adventures 3
**THIS**
You eat all my beans
Oh shi-! It's him!
Y o u
How are you here??
DUNKEY ALREADY FULFILLED YOUR WISHES
Both of my favorite youtubers on one video.......
I shed a robo-tear
Some millionaire has to buy a billboard at E3 and put a fanmade picture of the half life 3 logo with ‘coming soon’ under it.
my 2 favorite people?? on earth???? in one video??????? help
SourceRuns couldn't have said it better myself
Woah how many Half Life people are we gonna see in this video.
oh hey your here, hello.
hldew 2 confirme
hey
Half life. I haven’t heard that name in years.
It's been 84 years.
Has it been that long?
You both predicted everything
Please do this again, absolutely hilarious.
Save game option on menu how cleaver...... That's how you tell it's half life 3.
bruh he put in a "resume" button there so it was more like a pause menu. fucking think
That was pretty bad attempt and as person that did similar stuff to 4chan successfully for years will give you few tips:
-ALWAYS reverse image search all your photos on google and tineye, some non reverse-searchabale stuff can be found on places like instagram searching by hashtags or make screenshoot from some small game and edit it a lot but always reverse search your images.
-Don't put stuff to obvious leave it somewhere in the corner half cut, just like you were making casual photo but put something of interest in the middle.
-Another great place to find stuff is recordings from YT and other streaming platforms with very little views just search for stuff like "new office" "office tour" etc then simply screenshot or get one frame from vlc or sony vegas for better quality
-Make sure to not leave any data in photo files (Or use some program to change it into something normal such as photo made from such and such phone)
-Finally when you get little bit of attention and somebody posts stuff like that guy who went "Is that the Borealis ship?" wait a couple minutes/maybe an hour and delete it and possibly account too, don't worry there will be always some anon who screen capped it and by doing so you act as if you went: "Oh shit that is breach of NDA better erase stuff before Volvo goes after me" there is always NDA on this kind of meetings and it just adds to their paranoia lol.
If you followed this simple tricks it would have worked A LOT BETTER.
-Also lighting on that note was off but still nice try
it was a throwaway joke between two spritely youngsters, not a genuine attempt to fool millions. I doubt they would try and put that much effort into something a giggle.
@@boxenjoyerkona good advice nonetheless, virgin
K
In my experience pixiv images also aren't caught by reverse image search or tineye, but they are caught by saucenao.
Fuck all y'all, this man has talent!
Watching this again because of HLVR
I love how they're both trying to keep their voices down and giggling like two middle schoolers pulling a prank on their teacher
You didn't deserve the ban.
Incognito ASMR Mode
You gave away your filename so 4chan will be suspicious for sure
that skillshare ad that was two whole seconds im WHEEZING
I wish I had a corporation so I could sponsor more of those ridiculous ads.
I've watched both of your channel entirely and havent skipped a single add thym
This is the fastest i've accelerated backhopped to a video!
Funny thing is that the hype for the game is literaly dying
dying? its dead as fuck
TONKAHANAH more dead than my will to live
After the release of the leak plot by a former Valve Employee and changing the names to avoid court, yeah...some closure was made and killed the hype
Not a desync vid without 300 mph in the thumbnail
lol he put it in
Holy shit you constantly do collabs with yt that I love. How do you do it. Great taste in everything BTW