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  • @angrynoodletwentyfive6463
    @angrynoodletwentyfive6463 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

    the pick up line guy reminds me of a jamaican man that lived in a town near mine. whenever this guy saw men being creepy towards woman he woulds come up to the guy in an accent even thicker than what his actual accent normally was and start propositioning the man for gay sex. Dude was married with kids he just hated seeing young woman being harrassed and loved making the men uncomfortable.

    • @nonmilavoda
      @nonmilavoda 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Lol what a guy😂 a hero

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Actual good man 👏🏽👏🏽. (If the story is true)

    • @wisteriaworm
      @wisteriaworm 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      What a bro

  • @rhondajohnson2725
    @rhondajohnson2725 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +735

    The first guy literally naming abusive qualities and somehow not realizing it, then making ridiculous kissy face poses after outing himself as an abuser is both hilarious and creepy at the same time.

    • @Mr.Glidehook
      @Mr.Glidehook หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Not hilarious. That scary shit overpowers all else.

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who is this host?

    • @paulablack1863
      @paulablack1863 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, Alan and his wife are both incredibly weird.

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paulablack1863 he's a NOBODY.

  • @jag-eh6hd
    @jag-eh6hd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +548

    The laughing guy was hard to watch, like super hard to watch. I couldnt imagine not being able to skip forward through that shit lmao

    • @jake_8311
      @jake_8311 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      it was not easy and also not worth it lol

    • @icecreamnoodles3742
      @icecreamnoodles3742 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Hope her manager listened to her when she finally asked to never share shifts with this dingus again..

    • @indigoblu8192
      @indigoblu8192 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I had second hand embarrassment. So cringe.

    • @levispill
      @levispill หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Had to pause the video 😕……terrible

    • @davidgreen5994
      @davidgreen5994 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeah, man just one second into it, I had to pause to take a walk in the room... and I keep pausing it and going to make sandwiches, or read something on Twitter, or just think about life... is so damn hard to watch....

  • @guiacosta1711
    @guiacosta1711 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +356

    1:32 "Bro I'm not even dating you and I'm ready to break up" THAT SHIT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK

    • @panthera50
      @panthera50 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🎯🥂

    • @XDDXXDXC
      @XDDXXDXC 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      3:00:59 is my favorite one

    • @riisky2411
      @riisky2411 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Calm down bud

    • @XDDXXDXC
      @XDDXXDXC 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@riisky2411 huh

    • @Rexalicious_Gaming
      @Rexalicious_Gaming 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same lmfao

  • @Tributetorandy
    @Tributetorandy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    18:45 "like why so serious" in the middle of laughing...? oh that was bad

    • @godsrevolver9737
      @godsrevolver9737 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Actually painful. Lol dude is probably autistic

    • @commanderwolffeex
      @commanderwolffeex หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      my heart contracted and froze while i started convulsing on the floor watching that

    • @RubiBloo
      @RubiBloo หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@godsrevolver9737I'm autistic and even I wouldn't embarrass myself that hard

    • @galaxylovesmemesmlg504
      @galaxylovesmemesmlg504 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      had to pause it a total of 3 times just to get through it

    • @eifiethemeep
      @eifiethemeep หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i’m still at the start of this story and ohboy this comment alone made me cringe already

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    The bad thing is there's men somewhere who would see the second one and think she's just being "stuck up" or "cold" but when you're at work you can't risk giving someone even a small amount of hope because there's a chance they will come back just to bother you. And it's probably not the first time it's ever happened to her

    • @icecreamnoodles3742
      @icecreamnoodles3742 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "Stuck up and cold", even tho she was insanely nice just entertaining his nonsense. No is a complete sentence and she is still very nice replying to his bs. I just wish she could've blatantly said "I'm not interested, please leave unless you want to browse the store". But we both know that would've given her an even worse reaction most likely... and that sucks Ahhs. Hell she might've even gotten in trouble with her work manager for being "unnecessarily rude to a customer" if she was unlucky manager wise. Even tho that is a perfectly good, polite reply.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @icecreamnoodles3742 yeah i don't personally think she was being that way, it's just that i have seen these types of reactions from men for about 40 years of life

    • @cggc5871
      @cggc5871 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      U cant talk from experience big bertha😂✌️

    • @godsrevolver9737
      @godsrevolver9737 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's not her reaction, it's the recording and uploading it and then putting "why do men?" In the caption. Why do men sometimes suck at trying to talk to women in public? Well probably because the women act like it's the biggest inconvenience EVER. I've done it a few times and it's worked out, but there were times where the woman was so rude that it was unnecessary. I was younger and more energetic and confident back then, but we as a society have taken a step towards being more anti-social, especially in the dating scene. Everyone complains about dating apps but shuts down all real life interaction.

    • @GageTorres1996
      @GageTorres1996 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@godsrevolver9737 Recording and uploading the video is the problem. I don’t doubt she was uncomfortable, but her responses sounded like she was live streaming and talking to chat. She acted like a bully giving the weird kid attention.

  • @mememan3447
    @mememan3447 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

    I love how Charlie started posting compilations himself, to capitalize off the trend of people reloading his videos in compilations

    • @ediblefredible
      @ediblefredible 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      i've noticed a lot of youtubers start doing this. i think it's moreso to capitalize on the whole vids to sleep to trend.
      i mean hell, i would too, it's free watch time lol

    • @KeyDyer
      @KeyDyer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Critikal Comps is the man tho! Helps me sleep 😴

    • @jackalazzerking3219
      @jackalazzerking3219 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hey man, it's free money if you think about it.

  • @whatscout78
    @whatscout78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +570

    first bro doing face poses like hes fuckin zoolander

    • @AodhMori
      @AodhMori 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      There’s blue steel, then there’s orange plastic

    • @CrispyBoss-ud3ve
      @CrispyBoss-ud3ve 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think he is wearing makeup

    • @drewwil891
      @drewwil891 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@CrispyBoss-ud3ve😂

    • @ogdaniel8360
      @ogdaniel8360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CrispyBoss-ud3ve??

    • @HolidaeSims
      @HolidaeSims 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That made me choke on my tea lol

  • @horselover8851
    @horselover8851 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    Oh boy the second one is so relatable. There’s nothing worse than being trapped at work and being harassed by someone who just doesn’t get the hint. And the worst part is you have to be nice to not lose your job. But if you’re nice you’ll give them hope and they just come back to bother you again 😭😭

    • @pomswifi
      @pomswifi หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      i’m so grateful for my old coworkers i had one dude who was a big kinda intimidating dude and whenever people would be rude/creepy to the girls he would step in instead

    • @canadianmultifan
      @canadianmultifan หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i went on a coffee date with some guy once, then he decided to show up at my work the next day asking for me. as someone who was stalked in the past... the red flag was triggered

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're a mòron.

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pomswifiSo did you sùxkhispenis like he wanted you to?

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@canadianmultifanThe youwentfullretąrd was triggered.

  • @FlameMane-lr8kk
    @FlameMane-lr8kk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Charlie leaning into the mic whispering “You f#ckin Harpy.” Got me good 🤣

    • @tiimcowboi
      @tiimcowboi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Bro guys let’s make #ckin a new trend for no reason!
      Edit: it already sort of is 😅

    • @Fatunemployedblackman
      @Fatunemployedblackman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tiimcowboi i had to bleach my nutsack after reading this

    • @neoslayerpw8230
      @neoslayerpw8230 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thanks dehya

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@FlameMane-lr8kk he's not funny.

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tiimcowboi he's pretty 🤢

  • @cnhase
    @cnhase 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    It’s said that the second guy still resides in the store to this day, looking for his Kent queen

  • @kayleebroadus5972
    @kayleebroadus5972 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I started HOWLING when he said “it sounds like trash can lids banging together and someone getting murdered in an alley way for the vocals” then proceeded to play a clip and it sounded EXACTLY like that 🤣🤣 “soundtrack to a slaughter house” bro 😭🤣👏🏻

  • @brysonmorrison3382
    @brysonmorrison3382 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    That joker one HURT me. 😬😬😬😬 Jesus

    • @ririfandomcollector
      @ririfandomcollector หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      No fr tf is bro laughing for 😭😭🙏🙏

    • @SuperRaijin
      @SuperRaijin 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That one is very hard to watch

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s just hard to listen to😭

    • @FormulaFanboy
      @FormulaFanboy 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      SuperRaijin Tiktok pickup line guy is somehow worse

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FormulaFanboy I find the joker one to be the worst. At least the pick-up one is trying, super badly but at least he's really trying. The fake joker laugh is just super turbo cringe on top of him totaly inventing stuff he thinks is making him cool. The cringe is at maximum with that laugh, and on top of it he's quoting the joker unironicaly in an unrelated sentence, the guy legit thinks laughing and speaking like the Joker will get himself a girl, Olympus of cringe I tell you.

  • @glemonsbhatkin514
    @glemonsbhatkin514 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    The laughing guy just made me puke.

    • @violetdraws2942
      @violetdraws2942 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Same I couldn't watch it

    • @SwoonShorts
      @SwoonShorts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      had to skip over it

    • @nickb5371
      @nickb5371 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Currently gritting my teeth through it

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It was embarrassing to watch, didn't barf though.

    • @Drunk_Ranpo
      @Drunk_Ranpo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The worst part is that it's a complete overreaction

  • @NurseKayP
    @NurseKayP หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I love how straight up the older officer is about the situation. Telling the officer about how he chased her and women like that.
    “No they don’t”

    • @wisteriaworm
      @wisteriaworm 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "I'm just saying don't you think chasin' somebody's a little crazy?"

  • @localfungi9462
    @localfungi9462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    I work at Hilton as a housekeeper, they do background checks, thorough ones- and I'm just a housekeeper. There's no way they didn't background check the toe guy.

  • @GooHi10235
    @GooHi10235 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    16:22 the way my entire body just recoiled and convulsed.

    • @wisteriaworm
      @wisteriaworm 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's so bad

    • @Phantaline
      @Phantaline 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      knew a dude in a gc who would pretend to be the joker and also randomly sent a video of him putting on a condom to said gc. Gave me flashbacks to images I did NOT want to see 😭

  • @indigoblu8192
    @indigoblu8192 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I'm not even exaggerating I've never cringed so hard at a video in my life. I'm surprised I made it through. Charlie's hilarious sarcasm was spot on.

  • @ADDingcontext
    @ADDingcontext 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    The guy with the officers is actually terrifying. I really hope she got a restraining order, he will not leave her alone. Talking about her as property and thinking that she owes him anything.
    Why is he making weird faces to the camera when he’s not speaking? Is he just posing or checking himself out?

    • @red_eyeTM
      @red_eyeTM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He went to jail a few hours after he posted that video.

    • @ADDingcontext
      @ADDingcontext 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @ Thank you for updating, good to hear

  • @nowirehangers2815
    @nowirehangers2815 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Every woman you know has been approached by a guy just like these guys

    • @Fenixity-tf1hf
      @Fenixity-tf1hf 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i havent?? prolly cuz i look like a dude lmao

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      For sure. And amazing username. Love it.

  • @annika-y9q
    @annika-y9q 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    when i worked at mcdonald’s as a teen in high school, there was somebody who started there that would go around the store and mimic the signature sounds of all 3 of the stooges. when i asked him if it was the 3 stooges, he would specifically do this around me. grown man in his 30’s.

  • @neoslayerpw8230
    @neoslayerpw8230 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    This gives me so much secondhand embarrassment that I don't know if I can make it through before charlie pops up again to drag me back to reality

  • @seriusblack6870
    @seriusblack6870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    The joker laugh guy 😂😂😂 i would have told him the truth

    • @arizonadawn3094
      @arizonadawn3094 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      “Bro you sound like you’re having a psychotic breakdown, and, no, *not* in a way that makes you sound like the Joker.”

    • @seriusblack6870
      @seriusblack6870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @arizonadawn3094 exactly

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well she told him to get to work though. 😂

    • @godsrevolver9737
      @godsrevolver9737 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's like, why so serious? HAHAAHHA HAAAAA

    • @cameron8529
      @cameron8529 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      its amazing how he seems to forget that hes laughing at nothing, and hes just laughing purely for showing off the fake one he claims to have. he even has to take a breather and a sip of water after laughing for absolutely no reason

  • @Johnpork911
    @Johnpork911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    17:30 she’s not laughing with you she’s laughing at you

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The problem is you think he cares.

    • @vivienyeung8043
      @vivienyeung8043 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ChrisHamberg-ok2czwhat

    • @Milk_Icei
      @Milk_Icei 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ChrisHamberg-ok2czthe projection is actually crazy

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Milk_Icei What are you talking about?

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@vivienyeung8043 Only cool people can understand.

  • @thebestfontever
    @thebestfontever 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    the pickup lines don't work guy ALMOST. ALMOST had jasmine. she was so flattered. and then he said just kidding. x_x

    • @godsrevolver9737
      @godsrevolver9737 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The best results usually come from complimenting something about her. "I like what you did with your hair" breaks the ice and is way less weird. Lol

  • @neongreen1404
    @neongreen1404 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Omg the laughing guy gives me such an ick. Every single time he opened his mouth, I fought the cringe. I kept scooting away from my phone

  • @bellamyhibler
    @bellamyhibler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    i’m just dying that he thought kent was a part of cleveland it’s like an hour😂

    • @chxriqq
      @chxriqq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      literally 😭 like nowhere near

  • @cheriwasme27
    @cheriwasme27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Charlie ripping his shirt off and pimp walking through the rain 🕺🕺💦 😂

  • @UnknownRage419
    @UnknownRage419 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    starting a small talk by asking the other person about their information is instantly a red flag and a bad move...
    if you wanna talk to someone just talk about your surroundings or how your day has been... asking someone you just met where they're from and how old are they is just weird and makes you look like a creep, don't ask that right away.

    • @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz
      @ChrisHamberg-ok2cz หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or you're a dòuchebagbro

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yep.
      I replied to a reddit post written by a guy who wanted to ask his neighbor out. I gave him a few very gentle scenarios to try, open-ended so the woman could chose not to engage if she wasn’t comfortable.
      What shocked me were the responses to my suggestions. Many men were amazed at my ideas, and wanted help.
      And the ideas were so easy.
      “I have coffee on my porch most mornings, so if you ever wanted to join me, watching the squirrels can be hilarious. And I make a mean latte!”
      No threat, open-ended, her choice, no negative consequences.
      what worries me are all of these ridiculous alpha male videos, telling men to be assertive, demanding, and cold, flashing money, that that attracts women. (Then to hate the women because they only want money.)
      I could write a book.
      I won’t here. 💙

    • @UnknownRage419
      @UnknownRage419 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @noodlepoodlegirl yeah exactly
      They are so brainwashed they get amazed by common sense

  • @Bdkdklllvv
    @Bdkdklllvv 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    The “here’s how it’s gonna go down.. if i don’t get a call back by-“ sounded so threatening, if I was the one getting that it would’ve freaked me out

  • @spookynoodles1212
    @spookynoodles1212 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    as soon as the twitter guy’s song started playing my parrots became completely enraged and would not stop screaming until i muted the video

  • @Chelsea-Bear
    @Chelsea-Bear 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love this montage of your background evolution.

  • @D-ql8mz
    @D-ql8mz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    "nice guy" is never a good sign.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ever. EVER.
      There’s a podcast called The Nice Guy, all about just that.
      They’re the worst.

  • @houseadams4841
    @houseadams4841 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Dude….
    The Joker laugh guy…
    Made my skin crawl.. my god.

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    “So anyway I blocked him…”
    Love it ❤

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    People like this are real unfortunately.
    I had a stalker who kept coming to my workplace, he found my social media, and he thought he was psychic - he was calling police about the disappearance/m**der of a toddler in a high profile case nearby.
    We’d met once over drinks, and he was just some random guy.

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I nearly ended up dating a girl who thought she could swap bodies with her pet spider . . .

    • @kumaye9446
      @kumaye9446 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@stickiedmin6508 everyone i try to date ghost me. Thought i got lucky and planned a date. I called her before i left the house that i was heading over so i can get our table ready. She seemed completely fine over the phone and even said she was excited to go out. But she never showed and blocked me :/

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@stickiedmin6508that’s just darling. (harmless)

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same. I met a guy for drinks once, and for weeks after that, he would not stop calling, texting, dropping presents off at my house, even though I told him expressly to leave me alone and not come over.
      He told me he told his whole family about me, said his sister wanted to be my best friend, it was so much that it got very, very scary.

  • @somethingjustarandomperson
    @somethingjustarandomperson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    1:04:38 The thing is yes a lot of women end up having such fantasies but men like this always failed to mentioned why. A lot of victims of r@pe end up having fantasies either against their will, trauma responce, coping, etc. The reason why so many women have such fantasies is because they went through it and now they feel like thats either all they're for or beacuse they think replaying such thing will give them control over what happened.
    Men like this don't want to mention the why because they know it isn't just out of nowhere those fantasies appear. While it can be most cases isn't.

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic หลายเดือนก่อน

      Citation needed

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      You don't think that's true? Why not?

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stickiedmin6508 i don't think it's true that the majority of women who have these fantasies are victims of that type or level of trauma. I've never seen such a statistic, I could be wrong, which is why I'd like to see such a statistic or study.

    • @painfulguess5067
      @painfulguess5067 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and even without trauma, i wouldnt think anyone with such a k1nk would want to ACTUALLY experience the real thing? theres setup scenarios like CNC where it mimicks, but i cant imagine wanting to experiencing the real deal
      just my opinion though, not my k1nk so im going off of guesses

    • @BFSearle
      @BFSearle 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      lol what?
      Its best just to assume women have no fantasies and once you have crossed the barrier into CONSENTUAL acts just ask them what their fantasies/turn ons are, and share your own, and come up with boundaries.
      Dont assume that most women do anything. Youre probably wrong.

  • @Mirrors6661
    @Mirrors6661 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Charlie out here being that brother we all needed but don't deserve.

  • @SnicklefritzdoesYT
    @SnicklefritzdoesYT 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    16:23 isn’t it weird how habits work? She covered her mouth as if to hide a smile/shocked expression even though she was wearing a mask. Not related to anything but a fun little thing I noticed.

    • @conradolosada7835
      @conradolosada7835 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah your right, it's funny. Prolly did it as a natural response to embarassment.

  • @rockilucid5221
    @rockilucid5221 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The woman drinking wine while Demetri rambles on is my hero

  • @Vile013
    @Vile013 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was cringing so hard at the guy who wrote an entire song for the woman who was a STRANGER. That was the worst torture I've ever been put through 😂

  • @hxund4437
    @hxund4437 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the dimitri guy reminds me of the toy box killer in such an eerie way

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There are plenty of really good songs that were written about a stranger and how attracted you are to them, but the general principle is to not write it lyrically about a specific person, much less naming and identifying them, and if you're going for a romantic song, it's generally a good idea to not make it about how you want to cheat on your wife with them XD

  • @noodlepoodlegirl
    @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    26:39 He looks like “Oh, hi Mark.”

  • @noodlepoodlegirl
    @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Really good point on the first guy actually being incel-adjacent, assuming woken are so stupid and terrible that we only want jerks and would never love ourselves enough to give a “good guy” a chance.

  • @cosmicconundrummm
    @cosmicconundrummm 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Sounds like he's about to pitch an NFT scam to her" had me rolling! 🤣

  • @Skyler_Rain
    @Skyler_Rain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    So funny he brings up the dreams thing. Literally had a dream about my husband leaving me and Charlie swooping in like a knight in shining armor. Woke up to this montage.

  • @houseadams4841
    @houseadams4841 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Joker guy isn’t dealing with a full deck…
    Few cards shy..

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I see what you did there! 😂

  • @Xx_SemenDemon_xX
    @Xx_SemenDemon_xX 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    6:26 I had a girl do this to me when I worked at journeys and it genuinely made me feel so good shout out to her she didn’t need to run away

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That pick up line guy,why do they all sound like that? It’s like there’s an incel accent

    • @AndyWardinho
      @AndyWardinho 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Most are middle eastern

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AndyWardinhoNoooo, not true. Racism is gross.
      Incel behavior in men spans all races/ethnicities.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yep.

  • @erikmolnar6585
    @erikmolnar6585 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Holmes at the beginning is like, I know. And if they know I know, then they know I'm all good to ride with Josie and the rest of the Pusseycats. Let's ride, babes, haha

  • @noodlepoodlegirl
    @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Imagine that big, sweaty, stringy-haired guy with crazy in his eyes chasing you with that awful garbage screaming music playing. That’s shit out of a horror movie.
    Nope.

  • @bad.D
    @bad.D 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    creep: my laugh sounds like the joker
    me: my colt sounds like a .45

  • @blugamers8891
    @blugamers8891 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Clip 2 just sounds like he took way too many edibles before his mission 😂

  • @josiea.3855
    @josiea.3855 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Joker laugh video was actually the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

  • @macswanton9622
    @macswanton9622 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "I'm Greek" is a mediocre gay singles scene line

    • @nickb5371
      @nickb5371 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What does it mean? Like in the ancient terms of their sexuality being male centric or something totally different?

    • @64siskat96
      @64siskat96 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@nickb5371i guess

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@nickb5371
      More modern terms are associated but yeah, Greeks have been called effeminate as an edgy-joke / insult for millennium. By the Turkish, by the ancient Romans.. Maybe even the Persians, I'm not a historian.

    • @heatherjones2701
      @heatherjones2701 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sorry, but that's pretty good! 😂😂

    • @barbarossa1780
      @barbarossa1780 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@willyb7353add the Carthaginians, Epirates, Macedonians and many many more.

  • @valepaola_
    @valepaola_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    3:38 yo why this kinda ….

    • @ga69y
      @ga69y 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🙁

    • @Tarinnnn
      @Tarinnnn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      true

    • @ElisaMagica
      @ElisaMagica 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤨📸

    • @valepaola_
      @valepaola_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @ I said what I said 🙂‍↕️

    • @sam2507
      @sam2507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      speak ur truth❣️

  • @AnnaVictrix
    @AnnaVictrix หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That first guy is always in a basement because that’s where he’d keep you.

  • @JasonSanders
    @JasonSanders 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "the way you pointed, your're def my type"
    i cant anymore

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Even if I don't have enough money, I want to spoil you."
    Ah yes, a boyfriend with neverending debt is just what I was looking for.
    As for pick-up line guy, while he totally nissed the mark and I don't assume he's a good person by any means, I can give him credit for a couple of things:
    1. He used a generally calm voice with what sounded like a smile instead of being aggressive, and
    2. He politely left after rejection instead of calling the women horrible names and causing a scene.

  • @MissHopeGolden
    @MissHopeGolden หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m pretty sure if the man yelled that I was beautiful and then ran out of the store!! it would make me have a really good day 😂😂😂

  • @panjamysy
    @panjamysy หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That Joker laugh guy...I just don't have the patience for that shit, I would have told him to shut up and leave me alone on my damn break.

  • @th3an0nym0u5864
    @th3an0nym0u5864 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    26:42 he looks like fuckin' Corey Feldman and Tommy Wiseau had a baby together...

  • @jackwilson296
    @jackwilson296 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That dimitri guy reminds me of a vampire from underworld

  • @michellemacdonald966
    @michellemacdonald966 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Think I peed a little. Love you Charlie, big hugs from Canada.

  • @verdammtLiebe
    @verdammtLiebe 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Damn dude that joker laugh one really hurt to watch

  • @WhizzerdSupreme
    @WhizzerdSupreme 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Honestly the "creepy nice guy text message" series is such a good PSA for society.

  • @coolteen2861
    @coolteen2861 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:00:47 bro sounds like he’s raging on a COD match 🤣

  • @loganspitzer5251
    @loganspitzer5251 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Greatest TH-camr at making the best insults so effortlessly

  • @SobbleWobble13
    @SobbleWobble13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The development of Critikals is insane

  • @macswanton9622
    @macswanton9622 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    There's a good episode of 'Lucifer' that Dimitri got his approach from. Hilarious!

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sears has been up to this stuff since before 2016 when Lucifer first aired. So maybe Lucifer stole the approach from him. 😅

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mikeanglo noticed that, too lazy to edit. still, it's beyond what I thought an actual person would pull. I blame trumq and tiktok. Ppl gone find out a lot soon enough, about what works and what takes chunks outa yer ass

    • @Prod_TKJ808
      @Prod_TKJ808 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@macswanton9622what does trump have to do with Dimitri’s pickup style at all 😭 holy shit you’re weird

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@macswanton9622Yep. Truth.

  • @Lumine_Dreamweaver
    @Lumine_Dreamweaver หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Laughing guy made me uncomfortable just watching it wtf 😭🤣

  • @Alkapowned
    @Alkapowned หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Dead ass dude, my name is James Sears. Hearing Charlie say my full name is wild lol.

    • @brayedin
      @brayedin หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mr. Sears himself😱

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I knight you Good James Sears. As to not be confused with Bad James Sears. ⚔️
      ☺️💙

  • @menime3933
    @menime3933 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was not prepared for this level of funny. I almost choked on my coffee ☕

  • @zoe4y60
    @zoe4y60 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love when Charlie tells us his own embarrassing stories 😂 it makes me feel better about my own 😂❤

  • @Alex3057
    @Alex3057 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "It could be worse... He could be addicted to ketamine"
    Brooo my feels - that's literally me 😰😭

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We all have our demons. You’re okay, sweet. Promise.
      Sending love and good energy.

  • @probablecauzz7038
    @probablecauzz7038 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    First guy is definitely still living in Mommy's basement, that's a basement ceiling. She should seal the basement door shut

  • @CullenMcGill
    @CullenMcGill 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    OMFG bro. the "Death Metal" He made was so bad it made me wanna go weep.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Imagine that “music” playing as he’s chasing you down several streets.
      Literal horror movie material.

  • @Ava-KimLee
    @Ava-KimLee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1:00:42 he used Hawaiian goddess’s as his album cover 😭 (look up pele and namaka)

  • @E03Erick
    @E03Erick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Aright this got hard to watch right around the 4:20 mark

  • @n-zyme638
    @n-zyme638 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The joker laugh guy made my skin crawl

  • @uwu-uv4mg
    @uwu-uv4mg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I absolutely hate that zoom in zoom out on tiktok. Cant even keep a camera still because of brain rot

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The herd mentality is a real epidemic amongst these types.

  • @janikoivisto6036
    @janikoivisto6036 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    most desperate man made me laugh especially when the A.I. song started playing

  • @olliedee
    @olliedee 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Demeitre isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Demeitre

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    second hand cringe is real and it hurts

  • @discostu483
    @discostu483 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s the Howard Wollowitz pick-up strategy just talk to 100 woman and 1 is bound to say yes.

  • @sadie4479
    @sadie4479 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you said to just imagine what that “pick up artist” looks like I imagined “Spaget” lmao- I don’t think that was too way off 😂

  • @artiedavidson8785
    @artiedavidson8785 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I kept waiting for him to say " Dimitri is getting upset!!"

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The first point (relationships aren’t great because they have no problems etc.) is actually solid advice.

  • @leoford5931
    @leoford5931 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “he could be addicted to ketamine😐”

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I thought it was homage to Elon Musk, the ultimate K-addict.
      But I guess it’s a type I haven’t heard about yet…

  • @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire
    @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It's "protective" to cut her off from everyone else? What?

  • @I_am_not_nothing
    @I_am_not_nothing หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love that you can be so real about the weird shit you used to do...I still cringe about ways I embarrassed myself when I was 10 😅

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't cringe about it - use it. Turn it all into funny stories you can tell about yourself. Own it, take control of it and make it work for you.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@stickiedmin6508Hell yes! Great advice!

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "You're cute"
    The best response to an unwanted one of those is to pause about 3 seconds. Then say "is there anything else?".
    Don't acknowledge it.

  • @thomasfoolery8408
    @thomasfoolery8408 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The "One Missed Call" analogy fucked my laughing into snorting - ha

  • @sharahmaples8818
    @sharahmaples8818 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You should play Sting's "stalker" song as the background music.

  • @_HimToo
    @_HimToo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Omg that laughing video is giving me so much second hand embarrassment😢

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic หลายเดือนก่อน

      He definitely failed the old laughing with me vs at me check

  • @Nicknero
    @Nicknero 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That first guy is not "protective", he's possessive. He should be on a list.

  • @kerriharris7418
    @kerriharris7418 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I had a guy I had to cut off as a friend once because he would do the joker laugh and smack constantly. Amongst other super creepy things. 😢

    • @nicholasrella6904
      @nicholasrella6904 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Stay away from weirdos like that. Being that into the joker is a major red flag.

  • @josephbaladez5346
    @josephbaladez5346 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    if Charlie was born in Mexico, his name would be Charlos Blanco

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Should be his next chanel name. Charlos. lol

  • @everybodylovesniko
    @everybodylovesniko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    in the hot topic clip, 5 seconds into that interaction if I was him I would have hauled ass out of there