Mordin: "Actually wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of relations with Miranda. Recommend using a bag." Shepard: "Mordin, this is a plastic bag." Mordin: "Mmm."
I had this dialogue almost every time I finished a mission. I knew they were going to do it at some point in the game, it was just a matter when. Sheppard: So when are we gonna....you know... Miranda: Things have been pretty busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: So when are we gonna...you know.... Miranda: Umm...still a little busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: Now? Miranda: No, I want to wait till we're all about to die.
im just watching this randomly out of need to see mass effect stuff, so im sitting here alone watching and then bam i fall off bed choking and laughing hardest ive laughed in a long time.
Shepard: Illusive man. I assumed we'd be meeting face to face
Illusive man: A....necesseray, pre-caution
You sir have made my day, well done.
8 years later sir, you still made someones day.
Bro this comment is amazing
*necessary
@@LordAuron bro it was 8 years ago. Let it go
Shepard: "The council can kiss my ass"
Council: "Could be worse..."
Lol
This made me genuinly laugh out loud!
LMFAO!
The cost of this project is astronomical. Over 4 credits so far.
Lmao 🤣
And still the budget is too much. I expect change, by the way.
Sonuvabitch that’s the funniest shit. Bravo!
Spared no expense
This comment is as reliable for a laugh as the video itself 😂 👍
Mordin: "Actually wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of relations with Miranda. Recommend using a bag."
Shepard: "Mordin, this is a plastic bag."
Mordin: "Mmm."
I read the mordin part with his voice lmao 😂
I mean he was a former STG…
Now imagine following the "Mmm" Mordin followed up with "Problematic"
You completely nailed Mordin. This seems exactly like something he'd say.
I busted out laughing at this.
"Your face.....throw it out the airlock!" - Javik
Shepard: I need to speak with the council.
Anderson: ... They refuse to see you.
Shepard: “FACE ME”
Harbinger: (returns to dark space)
Harbinger: "Face yourself. 'Face' being a verb in this instance. Like, 'go face yourself'.
So someone took the time to make this character, go through a lot of dialogue, and play a good chunk of the game just for a small joke. Im in love.
Lol he probably played the game to make other memes with the character too.
or just did it in 5 min with save editor
I mean I would’ve seen this as my character and he was way uglier lmao
Man, I was thinking the exactly same now.
You can also use a save editor to mangle Shepard’s face temporarily, though I don’t think this person could do that for score and 12 years ago.
The Lazarus Project was a failure
"Oh I'm interested!"
"WELL I'M NOT."
*kicks Shepard out of room*
This proves the indoctrination theory. Little did we know, Shepard was a husk the entire time.
Seems an insult to husks.
Now I want to see a video of him making that dramatic face when EDI mentions she may sometimes forgets about renewing the Normandy's oxygen supply..
Sadly we will never get this clip
"Commander Shepard. We tried to keep you as... intact, as possible"
(Miranda looks at a picture of Shepard when he was first made a Spectre, then at the... thing she rebuilt)
"Nailed it."
Shepard: You said they spent two years rebuilding me? How bad were my injuries?
Jacob: ... ... You haven't looked in a mirror recently, have you?
HOLY MACARONI MAN HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THERE'S A SHIT THAT UGLY ON YOUR PC???????????
Easy. Pretend it's on his XBox so he can destroy it at any time.
Jake O'Shea no llikes for you
mrcodypettit I'm a sad panda.
"Just... Lose the moustache, okay?"
"What?"
OMG It looked like an evil mario that had a suave voice! Nice job man
Looks more like Luigi
@@XaliberDeathlock that luigy that stole kidneys
Embodiment of sex.
About as sexy as tubgirl.
I need to see him say "Come on, Miranda, you want this" and "I’m just trying to get you into bed" with that face.
I guess Miranda isn't perfect after all if she REALLY needed glasses.
Here's to you Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet. Keelah se'lai. -Tali
This Shepard looks like he's about to offer some kids candy to get in his van
No wonder AVG blocked my ME2.exe
This man is a trooper playing all the way through the game with this thing as his character.
11 years later I come back to this and laugh my ass off
i haven't laughed that long in FOREVER. Frigging brilliant. I don't know how you made it that far through the game with that face though!
Shepard: "Oh I'm definitely interested. We'll bang OK?"
Shepard: Illusive man, I assumed we'd be meeting face to face
Illusive man: A.... necessary precaution
"Slap some face paint on there, and no one would even notice."
I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing that much :D
HIS FACE THO!
Reminds me of a few crackheads I have met in my time
@@johnmathston2945 I knew one that was being held hostage by his abusive gf that knew he was wanted in multiple states.
Spit out my drink when it cut to Shepard's face. I laughed so hard! XD
The illusive man spent 2 credits on Shepard and spent the rest in exaggerated amounts of red sand
I love how his face turns all creepy-happy like when he's definitely interested :D
My genuine reaction was to say "Oh fuck!" when your Shepard appeared.
The kind of look that even the collectors fear.
He looks like Sean Penn...with out his makeup on.
"Oh I'm definitely interested" Hahahaha god Shepard u pervert
I don't know which is scarier. Those weird robotic puppet facial expressions on Miranda or the Frankenstein monster.
Lol my boy looking like a cyborg Max Holloway 😂🤣💀
holy shit its sean penn
HOLY SHIT, KILL WITH FIREEEEEAAAH...oh..its Shepard.
Your Shepard looks like a human version of Pepe Le Pew.
This is the alternate timeline where 90% of the Lazarus Project's budget went towards the Illusive Man's red sand addiction
I laughed a full minute to this. Thank you :D
I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you.
That Shepard looks like a prime candidate to be on "To Catch a Predator".
A face so terrifying it can make the elcor cry
He looks a lot like Bashar Al-Assad.
phatcatrat I thought he looked like a fucked up Matt Smith
20 minutes later I'm still laughing my ass off.
This Shepard looks like he's played by Robert Englund.
LMAO perfect setup with the title+thumbnail, and that cut to Mongoloid Shepard....10/10 my dude. Seriously I'm dead.
12 years later this is still on my mind
I'd never seen this until now. Holy crap! lmao
@@RicoLen1 for real godamn 😨🤣🤣🤣
Shepard: "I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face."
Illusive Man: "A.... necessary precaution."
I need this face to say the iconic line
"report to the ship asap. We'll bang, ok?"
good God! that Shepard was terrifying, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep and then have nightmares all night
Omg can't stop lol xD
havent genuinely laughed on youtube for years!
That is the face that stopped the reapers
Galaxy at large: They never stood a chance
When the Illusive Man spent 400 credits instead of 4 000 000 000
TH-cam recommended moments
My man mr. Swingles is much more beautiful (profile pic)
Shepard out here looking like Waluigi after getting roadrash while going down the highway at 85 miles per hour
I can't stop laughing at your Shepard's face.
I had this dialogue almost every time I finished a mission. I knew they were going to do it at some point in the game, it was just a matter when.
Sheppard: So when are we gonna....you know...
Miranda: Things have been pretty busy. Maybe later.
*Leaves and comes back after next mission*
Shepard: So when are we gonna...you know....
Miranda: Umm...still a little busy. Maybe later.
*Leaves and comes back after next mission*
Shepard: Now?
Miranda: No, I want to wait till we're all about to die.
"WTF is wrong with your face?!"
Hahahahahaha ' Oh i'm definetly interested ' LMAO!
"Shepard I NEED to rebuild you..." - Mans1ay3r
I laughed the shit out of me as i saw your shepard xD
When he smiles it makes me crack up lmfao. And the video description too lol
This is the first time I actually went rolling on the floor laughing my ass off xD. That was hilarious.
Is that something out of the fucking Exorcist!?
I fell off my chair with laughter! xD
The moment I saw Shepard's face I LOLed.
HAHAHA that Shepard looks like such a creeper!
Reminds me of Frank from hellraiser during the regeneration process 😂
Shep looks like some discount Luigi
The main character looks so demonic! Hilarious
im just watching this randomly out of need to see mass effect stuff, so im sitting here alone watching and then bam i fall off bed choking and laughing hardest ive laughed in a long time.
Shepard: Illusive man, i assumed we'd be meeting face to face
Illusive man: A...... necessary, precaution
I burst in tears every time I see this.
I keep seeing Robert England in the full Freddy Krueger makeup.
I just burst out laughing when I saw Shephard's face.
Project Lazarus was supposed to spend billions reviving Shepard..
Instead they used 12 bucks and a cheese grater.
LOL
Shepard: I am..... Le Interested
your shepard looks pretty gruesome, brother
This Shepard looks like a Mass Effect version of Victor from Uncharted.
Shepherd: Illusive man i assumed we'd be meeting face to face
Illusive man: A.....necessary precaution
Im surprised the Reapers still wanted to do their harvest knowing that would be there to greet them.
My god! That looks like something out of the fucking Exorcist!
This is the funniest thing i have seen in months!
This video was randomly in my recommended, thought I'd give it a try. Nearly shit myself from laughing at that reveal.
He looks like an evil-space Mario without a hat
Your Shepard looks like the next Ron Jeremy *cringes*
Wrex, please, don't say that-- he'll make it worse. The universe will implode.
OK, that Shepard just ruined it for me. No way My girl Miranda let’s that Shepard tap that ax!
looks like Shepard told Garrus he's adopted
Im not sure why I was recommended this in 2022 but I'm also not disappointed in 2022.
Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Shepard: Hi, I'm commander shepa-
Harbinger: AAAAAAARRGGHHH
His mouth-beak makes me think of a snapping turtle
Am i the only one who thinks that without red eyes this Shepard would actually look nice?
That's a face only a Krogan mother could love.