I like how the Winterhold Guard is just in the background contemplating whether he should say "I need to ask you to stop. That shouting is making people nervous"
Winterhold Guard: "Hey, quit that shouting! It's making people nervous!" Me: "You guys live next to one of, if not the worst magic school on Tamriel. I'm the least of your worries."
@@thehumanistcrusader3835 I mean you're not wrong. Besides the fact that Magic Anomalies suck ass. Because a.) They're a reskin of an actual wisp. b.) They take a while to defeat and c.) Tolfdir always loses his Alembic... (I just put that for fun)
@@coleratcliff yeah you can, with an equally broken weapon that does the same amount of damage as you have health... or by pickpocketing whatever item you have the broken fortify health enchant on, provided it's broken enough to kill you upon removal.
@@Vic_Chaos_ yeah true if you wanna spend the times to pair the three glitches ig lol took me about an hour of retrying just to get it to work for one piece of armor
You know what, she just earned my respect. She asked you to prove that you were Dragonborn and you did by shouting her off the bridge. Instead of crying to the authorities and giving you a bounty, she brushed it off and accepted you in
She's honestly the badass of the College, if the player hesitates in protecting Winterhold from the Magic Anomalies, she will be the first one to run in and help with or without you even while Arniel is complaining about how the people of Winterhold would never risk their lives for the College.
But they do get mad when you return to Whiterun palace and Jarl's stewart says he doesn't see any sign of player being Dragonborn . I immediately Fus'd in his face and entire court was after me...
one time i was buying restoration training from colette as she was walking from the hall of countenance to the hall of the elements and when i went to fus ro dah her to pickpocket back all my money i accidentally blasted her right through one of the openings in the wall and she fell all the way down into the sea
@@hundkebab2433 Of course she survived. She’s a Restoration trainer. She probably just healed herself. Don’t you know that Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic? Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
@@Dalonghair Wouldnt restoration also be a scary type of magic? With the knowledge to heal things, wouldnt that potentially mean they can reverse whatever is wrong with you? A spell that stops bleed can easily be a spell that promotes it 👻
@@HL1_EP1 75 percent resist physical damage and i can still 1 shot them... even if the resistance is on a dragon... due to 13.958 billion attack points lol
When you quicksaved you proofed yourself as a true Skyrim player, knowing that shouting may have caused her to go hostile due to a bug or incorrect scripting
I Relentless force Nazeem and that old Battle-Born guy when they annoy me which is most of the time. Always save first to avoid fighting the guards afterwards.
Speak for yourself. I just don't do it or do it. Quicksaving in games to do stuff just feels cheap. Savescumming is cheating and I don't enjoy it at all. Only do it when things are REALLY dumb like they give you a dialog choice that read different to how it turned out. Like in some games that give you the option to abide by the law but not to intervene when someone takes that to mean they can kill a kid you are advocating justice for. Like thats not what I said at all. I agreed to a trial, not an execution. Anyway If you are going to do something you should follow through with it. If you want to go on killing spree's just make a character for that.
Faralda: Broken spine, legs, neck, cranium, nose, jaw, left arm, five ribs, sternum... Faralda’s so surprised that you’re the Dragonborn fights through pain just to talk to you again.. gotta respect her dedication I started playing a few weeks ago it’s awesome! Glad to see there’re still new players coming to this game
She's all stiff and formal and looking down her nose at you until you Fus her across the bridge, then she practically fawns all over you! I've done this, btw...recently, too! 😄
Breaking: Local man kills whole town by accident , "oops" last words heard by surviving residents before their families got disintegrated by a lightning storm.
I like the headcanon that quick save and quick load are canonically one of the ways dragon breaks occur in lore and every time I frustrate murder someone or punch a shopkeeper for more gold the dragonborn is literally breaking time itself to fix minor annoyances.
"Oh, him? Word is he only got in the college because of his bloodline. Says he has god blood in him. Truth is though, I dont even know if can use spells. I've never seen him use one. Even during the ward demonstration he just pulled out some weird shield."
i dont think ive ever really tried going with that dialogue choice. this really makes me want to start a new run and roleplay as a true scholar of the voice. collecting shouts, books pertaining to the thu'um, and using it as my primary "school" of magic.
If you didn’t know, if you shout in front of a guard, he’s gonna quickly walk up to you and say “I need to ask you to stop! That shouting is making people nervous!” So that’s why the guard came. He only couldn’t say that because the mage was talking to him.
This literally never gets old. From blasting a bandit off a cliff to sending a bear through the sky like a fucking limp rocket. It always makes me laugh.
I find it funny how she went from skeptical, to being slammed down the stairs, to very politely accepting. Not even a "humble pie" sort of way, just "Oh, ok then!"
College of Winterhold at the start: We are a mysterious magical organisation, and only those skilled in the magical arts may enter! College of Winterhold by the end: Hey, we know you literally only know two spells and have done nothing but perform useless tasks for us such as fetching ever since you’ve been here, but we can’t think of a more fitting person to be our Arch Mage!
I did this too, but forgot I had a mod that boosted my unrelenting force, so I ended up yeeting her far into the distance. I did get into the college though, haven't seen her since then lol
The first time I played this I did just the fus shout and knocked her off the bridge, and I was like “oh sh*t”😳. Fortunately she came running back unarmed and let’s me in the college.
I like how the Winterhold Guard is just in the background contemplating whether he should say "I need to ask you to stop. That shouting is making people nervous"
Winterhold Guard: "Hey, quit that shouting! It's making people nervous!"
Me: "You guys live next to one of, if not the worst magic school on Tamriel. I'm the least of your worries."
@@thehumanistcrusader3835 I mean you're not wrong. Besides the fact that Magic Anomalies suck ass. Because a.) They're a reskin of an actual wisp. b.) They take a while to defeat and c.) Tolfdir always loses his Alembic... (I just put that for fun)
"Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll?" 😏
@@ge200099 no I ate my Sweet Roll. Probably would've been better off in Arena
he knows to wait his turn when the destruction instructor is speaking
The two most terrifying things in Skyrim.
Alduin.
The player quicksaving.
3rd: Max level characters
Wrong order though... You can one shot aludin.... You can't one shot 104billion health dragon born;)
@@coleratcliff yeah you can, with an equally broken weapon that does the same amount of damage as you have health... or by pickpocketing whatever item you have the broken fortify health enchant on, provided it's broken enough to kill you upon removal.
@@Vic_Chaos_ yeah true if you wanna spend the times to pair the three glitches ig lol took me about an hour of retrying just to get it to work for one piece of armor
You forgot the Ebony Warrior.
I love how the guard was patiently waiting for you to finish so he can tell you to stfu with shouting xD
A true gentleman
"I need to ask you to stop! That...shouting, is making people nervous."
-Hold Guard
Yeah it would be cool if courier guy comes too, and miraak assassin's, and dawnguard recruiter and watching them all waiting you to finish dialog
@@Bagixxx1 Also a thief along with another thief that wants you to hold onto something.
@@Eddie_the_Kid its common scene for outside town areas not sure for is it appears in town
We all knew what was going to happen when we saw that quick save
i was thinking storm call tbh.
So very true
I was thinking Ice Form, honestly.
That QS was pretty sus.
We knew it from the start, when saw name of the video
dragonborn: [ walks into town, quicksaves ]
everyone else: 😥
the first sign something's about to go down xD
Wintehold, Dawnstar. Always xd
dragonborn: walks into town
dragonborn: quicksaves
everyonelse: 'ah shid here we go again'
I quicksaved before killing Nazeem the other day. I then played the Thane card and decided to continue with him dead. The world is better off for it
Imagine you are just walking around minding your own business and suddenly you see "quicksave" show up in the corner of your eye.
We all know the guard is there to say something important to you 😂
"I need to ask you to stop!" 😆
Fimion hungry,Fimion want sweetroll, sweetroll for Fimion pants for you
SSsaaaaawwwwweeeetroooolll
@@Eddie_the_Kid "All that shouting, is making people nervous.
"Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll"
Got to thinking. Maybe I'm the dragonborn, I just don't know it yet.
You know what, she just earned my respect. She asked you to prove that you were Dragonborn and you did by shouting her off the bridge. Instead of crying to the authorities and giving you a bounty, she brushed it off and accepted you in
What's more badass is that she called you an apprentice despite them not mastering any shout lol.
She's honestly the badass of the College, if the player hesitates in protecting Winterhold from the Magic Anomalies, she will be the first one to run in and help with or without you even while Arniel is complaining about how the people of Winterhold would never risk their lives for the College.
She turned her back and braced herself
@@stevemccann4166omg is Faralea the smartest and most basedest character in all ESO history bro
@@Sotscark-zj5wb The only based high elf in existence
The guard looks like a little kid waiting for his mom to get done talking to ask her something lol
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
It's a nice touch that none of the characters who ask to see you shout don't get mad when you fus ro dah them
Well, they asked for it lol
But they do get mad when you return to Whiterun palace and Jarl's stewart says he doesn't see any sign of player being Dragonborn . I immediately Fus'd in his face and entire court was after me...
@@mattmac4087 it think it's still worth it
@@mattmac4087 If unsure, just Fus at the ceiling. No need to hit them in order to prove your capabilities.
@@Chokoboh but seeing them ragdoll is too tempting
one time i was buying restoration training from colette as she was walking from the hall of countenance to the hall of the elements and when i went to fus ro dah her to pickpocket back all my money i accidentally blasted her right through one of the openings in the wall and she fell all the way down into the sea
she survived? :^)
@@hundkebab2433 essential character
@@hundkebab2433
Of course she survived. She’s a Restoration trainer. She probably just healed herself. Don’t you know that Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic? Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
@@Dalonghair Wouldnt restoration also be a scary type of magic? With the knowledge to heal things, wouldnt that potentially mean they can reverse whatever is wrong with you? A spell that stops bleed can easily be a spell that promotes it 👻
@@hidan407
Scary for vampires. 🧛♂️
That guard... He's giving me PTSD, I know what he's about to say 😂.
Real.
Stop right there by the order of the yarl
I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous 😨
@@jion7242Too bad. There's more where that came from.
Something about an arrow in the knee?
For the mage's guild you need magic at the gate but for the rest of the questline you can be a magicless barbarian
Yeah, they should've made the enemies you face in the college questline immune to physical attacks or something along the line.
75% Resistance to physical attacks?
@@HL1_EP1 yeah.
@@HL1_EP1 75 percent resist physical damage and i can still 1 shot them... even if the resistance is on a dragon... due to 13.958 billion attack points lol
Such stupid design
When you quicksaved you proofed yourself as a true Skyrim player, knowing that shouting may have caused her to go hostile due to a bug or incorrect scripting
LOL, "incorrect scripting"? If someone threw you off a stone ladder, wouldn't you be hostile to them?
Well he did chuck her down a ramp and onto a stone pillar back-first. That would make me plenty hostile... and paralysed, probably.
@@Call_me_Jack69 If you ask someone to show you a slap, the don't get mad that he will demonstrate it on your face lmao
@@Evra22 you can very easily demonstrate you are Dragonborn by only saying fus without downright killing them, although it’s not as funny
Bro you use your shout ON THE GROUND OR INTO THE SKY. When someone asks you to test fire a gun you don't shoot them with it smh
Ah yes.... The ol' quicksave before war crimes strat known in every Bethesda game. Truly a versatile tool
"Can you show me th power of the voice"
"Yeah sure let me just do something right quick..." (quicksave)
"Should have seen this coming"
Faralda: *breaks neck and becomes paralyzed* by the divines you really are Dragonborn
Dragonborn: "Hold my mead."
_quicksaves_
Skooma* 😂
@@Herobacon _Khajiit has wares, if this one has coin._
You make a fine rug cat!
Hold my sweetroll
10/10
Every NPC fears for their lives when they see the player saving the game
She took that shout like a champ!
And shook it off like it’s nothing. Tough cookie.
Top 10 moments before disaster
Number 1: *quicksaves*
Number 2: "I have an idea"
@@rewto5131 Player: *I have an idea* 🙂
Npc's:Oh shit,here we go again.
@@ladovahkiin4542 I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
tbh the guard probably started walking over once he saw that quicksave
Quick save, a ledge.... ohhhh this is gunna be good. Wait, she survived! That's an unexpected twist.
That slight sultry slur about learning from each other made me shiver
And we all thought it was the *Dunmer* chicks... =~[.]^=
@@Raycheetah shes a dark elf right? Or was she high?
@@danentakoto2701 Faralda is an Altmer. But she's got those ashlander ways... =^[.]^=
@@danentakoto2701 ...you color blind?
@@bierwolf8360 idk am I?
I love how everytime we know we’re going to stir shits up, in any game, we would quicksave before doing it🤣
I Relentless force Nazeem and that old Battle-Born guy when they annoy me which is most of the time. Always save first to avoid fighting the guards afterwards.
I remember in the 1st Red Dead Redemption game, I’d go this saloon and throw 🧨 and Molotovs from the top of the stairs at the npcs.
what would we do if we had this power in real life lol
Speak for yourself. I just don't do it or do it. Quicksaving in games to do stuff just feels cheap. Savescumming is cheating and I don't enjoy it at all. Only do it when things are REALLY dumb like they give you a dialog choice that read different to how it turned out. Like in some games that give you the option to abide by the law but not to intervene when someone takes that to mean they can kill a kid you are advocating justice for. Like thats not what I said at all. I agreed to a trial, not an execution.
Anyway If you are going to do something you should follow through with it. If you want to go on killing spree's just make a character for that.
@@Dilllonm Crimes mostly. The only thing its good for besides that is avoiding mistakes.
I always launch her off the cliff while we're walking up, skyrim physics funny as hell lmao
Let’s face it: anyone that has ever played this game knew exactly what was going to happen. I still had a big smile at seeing it 😂
“Quicksave”
*Every NPC breaks out in a cold sweat*
The guard politely waiting his turn to ask you to STFU is the real punchline.
Made me laugh out loud man. “ well I asked for it didn’t i?”😂
I like how the guard is clearly pissed and coming to give us a warning. But he is polite enough to not interrupt Faralda.
@@yanava respectful asshole 😆
Bro her no no zone landed directly on the corner of the pillar
AND SHES JUST
"Wow so you are dragonborn"
*Gets launched of balcony*
Faralda: 𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠
Her spine snaps in half and she just soldiers on, remarkable
Faralda: Broken spine, legs, neck, cranium, nose, jaw, left arm, five ribs, sternum...
Faralda’s so surprised that you’re the Dragonborn fights through pain just to talk to you again.. gotta respect her dedication
I started playing a few weeks ago it’s awesome! Glad to see there’re still new players coming to this game
That guard walking in your direction cracks me up. Because we know exactly what he's going to say
She's all stiff and formal and looking down her nose at you until you Fus her across the bridge, then she practically fawns all over you! I've done this, btw...recently, too! 😄
Guard in the background be like “Not again, Dovahkiin gonna get it this time”
Now if only Aventus would react the same way when you shout at him when he asks for proof.
Guard was straight up checking out Faralda. Look at his eyes at the end 👀.
He's surprised she got up as if that was nothing 😆
Waiting for the guard behind her to say, "You need to stop. That...Shouting...is disturbing other citizens."
Lmao I can't believe it worked, I always wondered about it but thought a crime would be in course. Btw, the quick save part always gets me lol
I thought it was a crime too, which is why I quicksaved.
I need to ask you to continue…that shouting, it’s highly calming.
Sure! STRUN BAH QO!
Nothing good ever comes after a quicksave
That evil quicksave
the guard: "girl, are you okay?"
Honestly, they should've added a dialogue such as that instead of just ignoring her and asking me to shut up 😆
The guard awkwardly waiting around to ask you to stop that shouting as he's in silence contemplating his life purpose 😂
Quick saving in Bethesda games is the universal sign somebody is about to become a war crime victim.
Dragonborn: Nearly blows her out of the college just by speaking to her.
Faralda: " Welcome, APPRENTICE. "
>literally breaks her back on the stone collum she flies towards at breakneck speeds
>"wow, I guess you are dragonborn"
Selects Storm Call by accident "Oops" 😂
Breaking: Local man kills whole town by accident , "oops" last words heard by surviving residents before their families got disintegrated by a lightning storm.
"I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting, is making people nervous."
Won't happen again
One look at the thumbnail and I knew exactly where the video was going.
It’s the way she turned around before the shout that gets me
My favorite thing is he does what we all do. The timing of the quicksave.
I knew what you were gonna do as soon as you quick saved 😂
A common omen among Skyrim players
I like the headcanon that quick save and quick load are canonically one of the ways dragon breaks occur in lore and every time I frustrate murder someone or punch a shopkeeper for more gold the dragonborn is literally breaking time itself to fix minor annoyances.
I love how she's not even mad at being thrown down a flight of stairs.
She asked for it
I saw the title and instantly knew what was about to happen...
"Oh, him? Word is he only got in the college because of his bloodline. Says he has god blood in him. Truth is though, I dont even know if can use spells. I've never seen him use one. Even during the ward demonstration he just pulled out some weird shield."
To be honest, I don't remember using any other spells besides healing as much during the playthroughs so this accurate 🤣
I cant believe how chill she was
That guard was very patient before telling something important
Every Skyrim player before doing something : Q U I C K S A V E
From the moment I clicked this video I knew what you were gonna do. Still enjoyed every second
Oh I I never knew about that way to enter the magic academy
I thought she would fly into oblivion
If only I could do that type of editing. That would be perfect 😆
Winterhold Guard: “Please keep it down over here, we’re trying to freeze to death in peace.”
The equivalent of "I have to die and sober!?*
ahhh the power of the quick save
Cutting the video before Winterhold Guard could exclaim “i nEeD tO aSk yOU to StOP” was an absolute travesty
Winterhold guard : I was gonna tell you to stop shouting... but since the college ASKED FOR IT im gonna let it slide.
lands right on her damn neck, but respects the position of dragonborn
Shouting people all the way to Oblivion is the Skyrim equivalent of yeeting a ball real far irl
Gets thrown off the staircase: Yes, very good
I had to click in this video to confirm that what I thought was going to happen happened. It did
This made me laugh so hard people around me started asking if i was ok
i dont think ive ever really tried going with that dialogue choice. this really makes me want to start a new run and roleplay as a true scholar of the voice. collecting shouts, books pertaining to the thu'um, and using it as my primary "school" of magic.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who earned some respect for Feralda handling that the way she did.
and now Lydia comes and start fight with guard
She died on a previous stream sadly
I’d like to imagine the character from the top of the stairs yelling down “that enough proof for you?!”
Dragonborn: “Just stand on that ledge over there, perfect.”
After the quicksave I was expecting something like soul tear which would have been hilarious
Or cyclone for me
The guard coming up to see what's going on makes it perfect.
If you didn’t know, if you shout in front of a guard, he’s gonna quickly walk up to you and say “I need to ask you to stop! That shouting is making people nervous!” So that’s why the guard came. He only couldn’t say that because the mage was talking to him.
This literally never gets old. From blasting a bandit off a cliff to sending a bear through the sky like a fucking limp rocket. It always makes me laugh.
Not the guard just standing there like 🧍♂️
I find it funny how she went from skeptical, to being slammed down the stairs, to very politely accepting. Not even a "humble pie" sort of way, just "Oh, ok then!"
"That shouting is making people nervous!"
*looks around winterhold, a town with a population of 10*
College of Winterhold at the start: We are a mysterious magical organisation, and only those skilled in the magical arts may enter!
College of Winterhold by the end: Hey, we know you literally only know two spells and have done nothing but perform useless tasks for us such as fetching ever since you’ve been here, but we can’t think of a more fitting person to be our Arch Mage!
"I would be most impressed to see that."
*quicksaves*
Genuinely never known quicksaving was a thing when I first got Skyrim, and just committed atrocities on a daily basis completely nuking my save
the guard waiting for his turn to reprimand the dovahkiin 😂
Guard’s just waiting for them to be done with their conversation lol
When there's a quicksave you know the player is about to do some dumb shit
That quicksave before you do something crazy
Smart move quicksaving before potentially pissing off the Master Destruction teacher.
Master of destruction against a master of trolling
I always love that Faralda just accepts that. Fair enough, you've proven you're a Dragonborn.
I did this too, but forgot I had a mod that boosted my unrelenting force, so I ended up yeeting her far into the distance. I did get into the college though, haven't seen her since then lol
I like the second you said "Fus" she just looks back like "Oh fuck"
She literally smashes her head into the stone and gets up like its nothing. Champ material. Its always fun using Shouts to send people flying lol.
This is a video that will be recommended to us in like 15 years
The first time I played this I did just the fus shout and knocked her off the bridge, and I was like “oh sh*t”😳. Fortunately she came running back unarmed and let’s me in the college.