The parents didn't care that their children were playing around the Disney sculpture, they were just filming it and the staff was told about their behaviour. But the baby with the towel on its head running around was not bothered LOL.
My theory about the kid who wanted to delete a demon: He looked up how to say shut up in French, mispronounced it horribly, turned out he's accidentally said a satanic chant and summoned a demon
@D'niro Gavin Dammit, I only just got over the flashbacks .... I ain't going back there ooo nooo. You google it & see if a result that makes you go "Whaaaat kind of sick bast......?!"
4:46 fun fact: that LEGO head is part of minifigure called Sam sinister, which has become old, and I’ve been searching for a good deal for it for ages, and this kid just tried to swallow it with his nose
When I was a kid my mom got me a book from the library. The book talked about a type of fly th at gave you a disease that was called the sleeping disease. I freaked out and became very paranoid that I was going to die. One day my dad wanted to go on a walk with me, and could tell I was an idiot. I showed him the book and he laughed and told me the words I'll never forget. "Those flies live in Africa."
Fun fact the reason why the polar Express looks so real is because it was done via motion capture and the costumes were real and just scanned into the computer
Me and my friend were trying to see which one of us was the most dark and edgy Friend 1 had dark hair and is very pale Friend 2 wore hoodies all the time And I deemed myself the edgiest because I had dark nail polish and a black dress Now we know how to embarrass each other
6:55 Funfact: Here in Germany if some things go well together, we sometimes say "Passt wie Arsch auf Eimer" Translated it means "It fits like an Ass on a Bucket" which i think fits well here.
1:58 The kid summoned a french demon that only understood french. but it kept screaming "pimp chimpin". So he googled how to tell someone to shut up in french. then he tried to find a way to get rid of the demon. after he got rid of him he googled what pimp chimpin ment
When I was around 6, my mom went on a business trip to India. At the time, I thought the world was one big land mass. So when I looked at a map of the U.S. , I pointed to Indiana and was like, so that’s where mom went
When I was a kid it was my tradition to watch polar express every day till Christmas because I loved the movie but thought I could only watch a holiday themed movies until the holiday passes, so I waited each year to wait to watch a movie I could watch at any time.
When my brother was 8 and watching cartoon, I randomly decided to tell him that "did you know that other people talk over cartoon and they don't talk on their own" well he didn't care
2:21 Imagine you’re just driving down the road, minding your own business, then you hear a thump on the side of your car, so you look back and there’s just a kid sitting there looking confused
*breaking character* The first one made me remember the time in class where I had to draw a turkey, and yup, I drew one with four legs. I forgot that turkeys had 2 legs and not 4. I was 16.
When I was 14 my grandpa asked "How long will it take you to travel 60 miles at 60 miles an hour?" as a "duh" question to show how easy it was to do some math thing I don't remember tbh I said it would take 60 hours to travel 60 miles at 60 miles per hour. Realizing my mistake and feeling really embarrassed, I corrected myself. It would take 6 minutes. Then realizing my mistake I tried to correct myself again. 100 minutes. I then took a breath, slowed down, began to glow red from embarrassment, and let out a long "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 60 miles" I just about died before I managed to say 60 minutes. I wanted to say an hour but 60 minutes is what I managed to eek out
Quotes from a child me; “I don’t _like_ children.” Me, 6y/o when my mom tried to convince me to go to school “I don’t want to go to school” also 6y/o, earlier in that conversation “Momma, you don’t have to _be_ sorry to _say_ your sorry” me, 5y/o when my mom got in a stupid argument with a friends mom “If you don’t get it together I’m gonna have to do it for you” 4y/o me when my mother and grandmother were comparing bills that they had late. I kid you not.
Hey Jake, Fun Fact: A duck was born with 4 legs on July 4th, 1978 in Lake Stevens, Washington. Her name was Ginny Quacker and she was the most famous citizen in Lake Stevens until Chris Pratt. She traveled around the world and was on television on 3 continents. Upon her death, she was preserved and place in her hometown's museum alongside her guest book which was signed by a number of celebrities including the Beatles.
The kid searched shut up in french, but mispronounced it horribly into "pimp chimpin", accidentally summoning a devil. So he searched up how to remove or delete the devil, finally searching what he said
When I was in kindergarten, I had an itchy eye and I was tired of my dad asking my why it was itching so I told him someone punched me in the eye. I don't think he believed me.
One time I had a plastic bag full of grapes and instead of taking the grapes out I just ate the bag. I also once cracked open a glow stick and drank some of the fluid in it
6:30 Maybe that kid was really into Ancient Egypt and just learned about the Ptolemaic Dynasty (the last line of Pharaohs in Egypt, which ended with Cleopatra). It was actually a standard custom for members of the Ptolemy family to marry siblings. The Pharaoh marrying their brother or sister was actually expected. So maybe this kid was reading about incest in the Ptolemaic Dynasty and thought that because they were expected to marry their siblings they had to as well.
Lots of people say they did but to be honest I don’t remember thinking that. Actually I don’t think I saw any live action movies where someone died back then
4:33 you literally just explained how I lie everyone in my family thinks I can’t lie while in reality that’s a lie🤯🤯 no but seriously I’m good at lying just only when it’s necessary if it’s not I always make it pretty obvious 😬😬😬
Day 119 // 69+50 of convincing Jake to say *"I'm Fakob Jakob!"* Now that I have your attention... Hey! How are you today? If you have, tell your problems (any life problems that is letting you down). What did you do today? I'll try to comfort you, please don't be mean. Hello! ;D Note: I know this is getting annoying but just don't mind the "Fakob Jakob" stuff, it's all just to catch your attention.
@Brandon Torres Depression, the big sad... try to think on the positive things and do activities that drive you away from thinking negative thoughts. If it's still there, seek help, tell your problems to a therapist, your parents, or someone you trust and will help you overcome the big sad.
The car Tyre thing, The dog here recently had 7 puppies, 6 of them, on different occasions, got run over by cars. 5 if them died. Only two surviving puppies now and one of them has a fracture femur
When I was a kid we had two playgrounds in the backyard of the kindergarden. The smaller one was for the youngest kids, without a specific person to watch after them, and the other one for the older children with minimum two specific child-watcher. I was one of the younger ones but wanted to go on the swing that was in the part for the elder ones because we only had a sandbox. There was a metal fence in between the two parts. As the athletic (cough cough| not |cough cough) child I was, I climbed over the fence. When I was on the other side a child-watcher (I have no idea what they are called in English) came around the corner. There was a small gab between the fence and the garage for bobbycars(I don't know if that's right either), and because I couldn't climb over the fence again, so she wouldn't see me, I tried to squeeze myself through the gab. That didn't work out quite well. I was stuck and they had to call my parents and the firefighters to cut trough the, garage like, shed to get me out. But things like that often happened to me. A cup with this handle thingy? You know what I mean. Anyways you don't want to know how many time I got my finger stuck in them. Or the railing of our staircase. Head stuck. Ring. Finger stuck. I just love to try out if I can fit in small places...
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
6:08 When I was in 8th grade kids would do something similar. They would cough in their hands and do handshakes with each other. I didn't take part in it because that's stupid, but everyone else did.
That noise the kid at the end made was the sound of instantaneous regret... I should know, somethings I ate were too sour or spicy for my taste buds to handle
Me and my little sister watched Attack on Titan. She asked me if titans are real, I said yes and showed her one of the titans from the live action movie and told her that titans live in Scotland and was imported to Japan for the live action movie. I also told her to be careful when opening windows on rainy days. Because, you never know if you'll be seeing a titan's face outside the window when the lightning struck (if it rains here, it gets really dark). Needless to say, she has an irrational fear of windows and would cry if I open windows at night and/or stormy nights. This is my new entertainment.
I've had to pry a grown woman out of a bucket that a goat pushed her into. Took ages, mostly because I couldn't stop falling around laughing. Sorry Jude, still cracks me up 9 years later.
Jake said he made a demonic duck and when he said why does it have 4 legs I thought what was wrong with that and then I relised....quarantine sure gets to your head
The parents didn't care that their children were playing around the Disney sculpture, they were just filming it and the staff was told about their behaviour. But the baby with the towel on its head running around was not bothered LOL.
Some guy: I like eating carrots
That one kid: Wait, that's illegal.
Wait, that’s illegal.
@@Yasthebosstv the comment was made 12 hours ago and your reply was made 12 minutes ago
Bambina Saldana woah
Wait, that’s illegal (I am OP)
Pietrina wait thats illegal
1:10 is the equivalent of “why is there a button on this elevator for the floor I’m already on?”
I immediately thought of that too
200th like
Even as an adult, it’s always so surreal to be reminded that there are hotels in my home city.
400th like
My theory about the kid who wanted to delete a demon:
He looked up how to say shut up in French, mispronounced it horribly, turned out he's accidentally said a satanic chant and summoned a demon
@D'niro Gavin Pimp Chimpin
@D'niro Gavin I just googled Pimp Chimpin and learned two things. 1. what it was and 2. a new depth of human depravity.
It's been a big day.
@D'niro Gavin what the demon decided to google
@D'niro Gavin Dammit, I only just got over the flashbacks .... I ain't going back there ooo nooo. You google it & see if a result that makes you go "Whaaaat kind of sick bast......?!"
@D'niro Gavin You're going to make me say it aren't you? You won't stop till I do.
“The grass is growing outside” lol 😂😂😂
🥬
🍊
I missed the live event:(
People in quarantine: OooO0oOoo0h 😮
When the kid turns 17:
The weed is growing outside
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
Plot twist: pimp chimpin is the demon he summoned
Janus That’s a nice name though.
@@Mzoyagon thanks:)
remove the first letter of your name
rob and bob: spiderman pointing
jake: *o w*
janus: brollge
Plot twist: The plot was never twisted
Pimp chimpin the French demon
The duck is berd’s evolved form
Ah a fellow man of culture
Ahh yes
Ahhh, culture
Ah yes a ducks lifestyle
Also dont let this comment diatract you the fact that berd want to be bruied while the pizza theme from spiderman (2?) the game
1:27 dude wanted to say shut up in french but he misspronounced it SO BAD dude summoned a demon
Well, French is close to Latin so guess it makes sense
and he needs to know wut pimp chimpin means in french
4:46 fun fact: that LEGO head is part of minifigure called Sam sinister, which has become old, and I’ve been searching for a good deal for it for ages, and this kid just tried to swallow it with his nose
You can get one on ebay for ten bucks.
That "duck" looks like Berd, but with more legs instead of wing hand things
Yeah
I’m 9
i was just thinking that lol
@@yy19aos ok
Protogen
To the kid trying to eat pizza: practical physics is hard.
GALVATRON:President Starcream? THIS IS BAD COMEDY!!!
Hi I remember you went someone trying to Rickroll us
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CodeName: ALP looking at self promoters is funny
Physics is hard no matter what
"I can't believe I have to marry my sister"
What're you doing, step bro
Ah, I spotted a shigu!
Oh, nevermind. Pfp changed.
Sweet home Alabama. ^^
What are you doing, bro
Parents who let their children run in a museum should be held accountable for their child's actions. I hope the museum went after them for damages.
Lionheart's 1st Law:
if a child has the ability to interact with a bucket, that child will at some point either sit in, or be stuck in said bucket.
the 1 dislike is the kid who searched pimp chimpin
pimp chimpin
pimp chimpin
Don’t click the link above me I did it and it no good
CodeName: ALP self promote on a fortnite video maybe? :)
HE MADE ALTS
When I was a kid my mom got me a book from the library. The book talked about a type of fly th at gave you a disease that was called the sleeping disease. I freaked out and became very paranoid that I was going to die. One day my dad wanted to go on a walk with me, and could tell I was an idiot. I showed him the book and he laughed and told me the words I'll never forget. "Those flies live in Africa."
The "Duck" looks like if a dog and a crow had a child
Crog or drow?
O.o
@@matthewlake4965 Duck
@@Gon-hx4df 😥
@@Gon-hx4df technically the truth
Fun fact the reason why the polar Express looks so real is because it was done via motion capture and the costumes were real and just scanned into the computer
The LEGO looks so sinister mabey that’s why it’s was up there
It just took of its head and throws it in his nostril
Don’t click the link above me
CodeName: ALP shut up I'll report your channel for self promotion!
It’s edited, but maybe is still spelled mabey.... damn
CodeName: ALP why self promote lmao it’s dumb
Me, a teenager remembering all the cringey things I did a few years ago
______ §
Me and my friend were trying to see which one of us was the most dark and edgy
Friend 1 had dark hair and is very pale
Friend 2 wore hoodies all the time
And I deemed myself the edgiest because I had dark nail polish and a black dress
Now we know how to embarrass each other
And me think of the time I nearly burnt my house down and downing 3 chickens
Ten minutes late-
𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿
No :(
I was 26 minutes late
Because I was playing Minecraft
K
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I was 2 and a half hours late because I was wakesurfing :(
6:55 Funfact: Here in Germany if some things go well together, we sometimes say "Passt wie Arsch auf Eimer" Translated it means "It fits like an Ass on a Bucket" which i think fits well here.
9:00 OH MY GOD THAT'S MY POST MY POST MADE IT TO JAKE'S VIDEO
Congrats
The pinical of human existence is to get a video on fake Jake. Well done.
K cool
well done
Gongratulations I guess
1:58 The kid summoned a french demon that only understood french. but it kept screaming "pimp chimpin". So he googled how to tell someone to shut up in french. then he tried to find a way to get rid of the demon. after he got rid of him he googled what pimp chimpin ment
Me: *Happily playing video games with my friends*
My 5 year old cousin: Can I play?
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When I was a kid, I loved Toxic Waste candy so much, that I ate enough in one day to put a hole in my tongue
What super powers did you gain?
I did the exicted thing with my little sister and said "Look! I'm eating the sandwich! Look look!" And she stopped watching cartoons to come see! 😆😂
When I was around 6, my mom went on a business trip to India. At the time, I thought the world was one big land mass. So when I looked at a map of the U.S. , I pointed to Indiana and was like, so that’s where mom went
Day 11 of trying to get him to say
“ I’m Fakob Jakob “
*Kobkobkob*
Fakob Jakob
noice
He already said it
Don’t click the link above me I did it and it no good
When I was a kid it was my tradition to watch polar express every day till Christmas because I loved the movie but thought I could only watch a holiday themed movies until the holiday passes, so I waited each year to wait to watch a movie I could watch at any time.
That’s reality.
Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed is actually a white banana
Shouldn't jake be the one with a white banana 😉🤭😈😏😼
@@NaveenKumar-ip6ff delete this
A banana is white on the outside if you peel it
Its getting out of hand
@@NaveenKumar-ip6ff how to delete someone else's comment
When my brother was 8 and watching cartoon, I randomly decided to tell him that "did you know that other people talk over cartoon and they don't talk on their own" well he didn't care
My friend:my dream was about taking a million dollars
My dreams: 0:12
Munther does stuff hahhahah
Don’t click the link above me I did it and it no good it sucks
CodeName: ALP waste ur time self promoting somewhere else :)
CodeName: ALP I think it is an up grabber link
"Carrots improve your eyesight."
I never believed in the tooth fairy, I believed that my mom would go to like a tooth shop and that’s how my mom got the quarter.
i got 5-20$ for my teeth. I think I was spoiled.
2:21 Imagine you’re just driving down the road, minding your own business, then you hear a thump on the side of your car, so you look back and there’s just a kid sitting there looking confused
Mom: if you can’t see someone they can’t see you
Me when I was 7 with a towel on top of my head: I N V E S B E L T Y
I really really appreciate the parent that took the photo of the toddler with his pants stuck on the drawer instead of helping him. Thank you
*breaking character*
The first one made me remember the time in class where I had to draw a turkey, and yup, I drew one with four legs. I forgot that turkeys had 2 legs and not 4. I was 16.
When I was 14 my grandpa asked "How long will it take you to travel 60 miles at 60 miles an hour?" as a "duh" question to show how easy it was to do some math thing I don't remember tbh
I said it would take 60 hours to travel 60 miles at 60 miles per hour. Realizing my mistake and feeling really embarrassed, I corrected myself. It would take 6 minutes. Then realizing my mistake I tried to correct myself again. 100 minutes. I then took a breath, slowed down, began to glow red from embarrassment, and let out a long "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 60 miles"
I just about died before I managed to say 60 minutes. I wanted to say an hour but 60 minutes is what I managed to eek out
@@MandMs05 😆
The grass is growing. Then she comes and crys about it growing slowly
Day 17 of telling Jake to continue his minecraft let's play
I support this
*YES*
wait he has a letsplay?
@@hazimtheboi fake jake live i think
Youtu.be/0eNfVLTQyJM
1:49
"How to delete a demon"
Me: 『ＺＡ ＨＡＮＤＯ』
Is that a jojo reference
Maybe, maybe not.
Quotes from a child me;
“I don’t _like_ children.” Me, 6y/o when my mom tried to convince me to go to school
“I don’t want to go to school” also 6y/o, earlier in that conversation
“Momma, you don’t have to _be_ sorry to _say_ your sorry” me, 5y/o when my mom got in a stupid argument with a friends mom
“If you don’t get it together I’m gonna have to do it for you” 4y/o me when my mother and grandmother were comparing bills that they had late.
I kid you not.
I mean you're right with that saying sorry part, I was like that all the time when I was kid😂
You got somehow stupider the older you got
Hey Jake, Fun Fact: A duck was born with 4 legs on July 4th, 1978 in Lake Stevens, Washington. Her name was Ginny Quacker and she was the most famous citizen in Lake Stevens until Chris Pratt. She traveled around the world and was on television on 3 continents. Upon her death, she was preserved and place in her hometown's museum alongside her guest book which was signed by a number of celebrities including the Beatles.
12:03 that is the sound of instant regret
The kid searched shut up in french, but mispronounced it horribly into "pimp chimpin", accidentally summoning a devil. So he searched up how to remove or delete the devil, finally searching what he said
No one:
Literally no one:
Captions at 12:06: [Applause]
Thanks for the replay button
When I was in kindergarten, I had an itchy eye and I was tired of my dad asking my why it was itching so I told him someone punched me in the eye. I don't think he believed me.
Day 99 of joining people to make FakeJake permanently change his intro to ‘I’m Fakob Jakob.’
It's more likely that meme man will die 🗿🔫
And that will never happen
Join the cult
No
@@Solarian9473
General Kenobi
That duck was Perry the Platypus in disguise!
A platypus?
PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
The kid's search history bruh, he's a Dx2 in the making
5:13 IS THAT LITTLE KID PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT???
THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!
16 seconds in And still have a crippling heorin addiction
epic
I’m curious about your pfp
Me too but also meth
I like the crack
W H A T.
6:29 SWEET HOME ALLABAMA INTENSITYS
Wait...Polar Express wasn't filmed live?
Childhood Significantly Worsened
It’s motion capture. So there are live performances.
One time I had a plastic bag full of grapes and instead of taking the grapes out I just ate the bag. I also once cracked open a glow stick and drank some of the fluid in it
7:35
That one's relatable, I ran around with a bucket on my head until I broke my grandma's 5000 dollar sculpture. Never did it again.
7:40 YO I DID JUST THAT AS A KID (but any piece of clothing also counted) I'M SO HAPPY I'M NOT ALONE
k
You JUST did that as a KID? That means your the same age
@@regularhooman1568 I am no longer 4 sorry to inform 😔
You misunderstood how I worded it
@@abandoned__ ok
The kid that got his head stuck in the pole he did get his head out of that pole.
Y e s . . .
I’m a kid but I’m not stupid
Well sometimes...
"Sometimes"
2:21 hold up. I think thats me
To the one person who's reading this: *you're honestly smart and intelligent stay healthy during pandemic*
970 SUBSCRIBERS BEFORE 2O2I CHALLENGE Jokes on You IM STUPID AND CANT READ
But...... I have Covid-19.
Thanks
Stfu
6:30 Maybe that kid was really into Ancient Egypt and just learned about the Ptolemaic Dynasty (the last line of Pharaohs in Egypt, which ended with Cleopatra). It was actually a standard custom for members of the Ptolemy family to marry siblings. The Pharaoh marrying their brother or sister was actually expected. So maybe this kid was reading about incest in the Ptolemaic Dynasty and thought that because they were expected to marry their siblings they had to as well.
Anyone else used to think that when the characters died in a movie they used the people who wanted to die or were given a death sentence
Lots of people say they did but to be honest I don’t remember thinking that. Actually I don’t think I saw any live action movies where someone died back then
I used to think all romantic couples in movies were dating in real life too. Because kissing a stranger is just weird, I thought.
A hole lot
4:33 you literally just explained how I lie everyone in my family thinks I can’t lie while in reality that’s a lie🤯🤯 no but seriously I’m good at lying just only when it’s necessary if it’s not I always make it pretty obvious 😬😬😬
I remember when i was like 5 I put an entire fruit loop in my nose
Idk why but I absolutely lost it at Ahmakaka
Day 93 of asking Jake to make a video of just crushing things
the kid that hit his head on the bench got me cuz he just looks back at it like "you have the audacity"
Hi you’re one Carroty Cheese king.
Hi
0:09 A weapon to surpass metalgear.
Hey Jake can you mind answering my question?
What are you?
ur mom
Ooooooooooooooo
2:22 I died laughing imagine your in the car and a kid just ran into it 😂
Day 119 // 69+50 of convincing Jake to say
*"I'm Fakob Jakob!"*
Now that I have your attention... Hey! How are you today? If you have, tell your problems (any life problems that is letting you down). What did you do today? I'll try to comfort you, please don't be mean.
Hello! ;D
Note: I know this is getting annoying but just don't mind the "Fakob Jakob" stuff, it's all just to catch your attention.
Brandon Torres lmao
@Brandon Torres Depression, the big sad... try to think on the positive things and do activities that drive you away from thinking negative thoughts. If it's still there, seek help, tell your problems to a therapist, your parents, or someone you trust and will help you overcome the big sad.
EmKay
OMG THAT PHOTO/POST AT 11:25 IS MY POST!!!! This makes me sooo happy 😊
To whoever is reading this,I love you and you are a beautiful person no matter what race,sexuality,size you are
Thank you, i get bullied for being short (4'1) and despise it because its been a thing for many years
Aka, i want likes in exchange for compliments
@@cmcphotography1 u know that this is a bot and not a person? That guy doesn’t care about anyone
bot
@@kubixon1784 You sure? Look at their comment history, looks pretty real to me, bucko.
7:05 Steeeeepbroooo I'm stuck
Day #69+69+7 of asking Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
I guess I'm a stupid kid because I've been doing this for half a year
Nice
I see you everywhere but like ok
The car Tyre thing,
The dog here recently had 7 puppies,
6 of them, on different occasions, got run over by cars.
5 if them died.
Only two surviving puppies now and one of them has a fracture femur
Hi
YOUR 1ST AGAIN but helo
Helo
Hi
STOP BEING FIRST ;-;
Nougat 👏👏👏👑
When I was a kid we had two playgrounds in the backyard of the kindergarden. The smaller one was for the youngest kids, without a specific person to watch after them, and the other one for the older children with minimum two specific child-watcher. I was one of the younger ones but wanted to go on the swing that was in the part for the elder ones because we only had a sandbox. There was a metal fence in between the two parts. As the athletic (cough cough| not |cough cough) child I was, I climbed over the fence. When I was on the other side a child-watcher (I have no idea what they are called in English) came around the corner. There was a small gab between the fence and the garage for bobbycars(I don't know if that's right either), and because I couldn't climb over the fence again, so she wouldn't see me, I tried to squeeze myself through the gab. That didn't work out quite well. I was stuck and they had to call my parents and the firefighters to cut trough the, garage like, shed to get me out.
But things like that often happened to me. A cup with this handle thingy? You know what I mean. Anyways you don't want to know how many time I got my finger stuck in them. Or the railing of our staircase. Head stuck. Ring. Finger stuck.
I just love to try out if I can fit in small places...
Damn it I’m second this time
lamploguy yes u are
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
4:35 this is the EXACT reason why LEGO heads are hollow lol
2:22 "This dangerous and highly trained young man issues warning to driver"
6:08
When I was in 8th grade kids would do something similar. They would cough in their hands and do handshakes with each other. I didn't take part in it because that's stupid, but everyone else did.
5:30
I was playing a game while watching this. Right as this story ended I saw that one of my teammates names... was carrot. Perfect timing.
10:53 its actually a good way to use all the toothpaste when its almost empty
3:11 You thought the animation on that movie was weird, watch the 2009 version of A Christmas Carol
2:34 - The Possessed Pizza 🍕
Me - You're gonna have trouble with that. It'd be better to just fold it.
5:16 I’m more concerned he’s playing mortal kombat
That noise the kid at the end made was the sound of instantaneous regret... I should know, somethings I ate were too sour or spicy for my taste buds to handle
Me and my little sister watched Attack on Titan. She asked me if titans are real, I said yes and showed her one of the titans from the live action movie and told her that titans live in Scotland and was imported to Japan for the live action movie.
I also told her to be careful when opening windows on rainy days. Because, you never know if you'll be seeing a titan's face outside the window when the lightning struck (if it rains here, it gets really dark).
Needless to say, she has an irrational fear of windows and would cry if I open windows at night and/or stormy nights. This is my new entertainment.
When I was probably about 5, I thought that wafting your hands created air.
0:43 Yeah My Old Dog Would Go Crazy If You Used The Good Boy Tone So I Liked To Say “Whoo Just Destroyed France!” Yes I Was a Kid
that kid pronounced the french words so badly that he summoned a demon
I've had to pry a grown woman out of a bucket that a goat pushed her into. Took ages, mostly because I couldn't stop falling around laughing.
Sorry Jude, still cracks me up 9 years later.
Have I already mentioned that saying “They’re just kids, they don’t know any better.” is a really dumb thing to say?
Jake said he made a demonic duck and when he said why does it have 4 legs I thought what was wrong with that and then I relised....quarantine sure gets to your head
The duck drawing was like a childhood equivalent to sh*t posting
That one about marrying you're sister is relatable. No one ever told me how the world worked, and media doesn't always help.