@@dogukanefeiskenderoglu7858 i have a similar story, i once grabbed this light bulb thingy that was supposed to be an incubator for a chick and touched it. I got electrocuted.
One time when my brother was 4, it was Christmas eve, but he thought that Christmas eve was Christmas. So he ran around the house for 30 minutes excited. He then came into my room and woke me up at 5:30am and then went into my mums room to ask if he could open his presents. When we told him that Christmas eve is not the same as Christmas, he got mad at us.
When I was a kid, my mom and I were getting ready to go to my cousin's birthday. I was 7 and my cousin was 8 at the time. After buying a cool looking toy robot, I asked my mom if we could get one of that toy for me too. She said no, I pouted, and the next day we went to the party. At the party, when it came time for him to open the gifts, when he picked up one of the presents, mom nudged me and said, "That one's our gift!". Now, of course anyone would understand that to mean 'that's the gift we bought him' ...Buuuut not this guy. I understood this to mean, 'that's *_OUR_* gift'. So, of course, I excitedly ran up, ripped it open and was delighted to find that I now had an awesome robot! What followed was a tug of war between me and my cousin, a huge fiasco that sent a bowl of chips flying, and me being hauled away by my mom as I screamed, _"YOU SAID IT WAS OURS!"_ Good God, I was an idiot as a kid...
❗🔞⚠️ WARNING THE COMMENT BELOW HAS DISTURBING CONTENT, THE READER SHOULD READ ON HIS/HER OWN WILL ❗🔞⚠️ I would have skinned your skin and sold it in the black market. Human skin sells for 4,500$ USD in the black market especially if the buyer knows someone with skin cancer, plus 7-year old baby skin is soft and would sell great to physocotic woman.
I was really stupid when i was younger One time we were playing hide n seek and no one could find me so I keeped hiding because I didnt want to lose until I realized my mom was about to call the cops...
eVelUnicorn 101 I managed it too. I hid for about two hours, got bored so I came out. My plot twist is that no one noticed I was gone apart from the other kids and they just went on playing without me.
I remember when my younger sibling used my older sibling's DS and played Pokemon without her permission. She used the Master Ball on Ratata and then saved the game. My older sibling found out later on and became so furious.
Day 9 of sending Jake a virtual hug and asking about how he's doing Also sending hugs and wishes to health care, essential services workers and people staying at home and their families
4:00 this is really like one of those moments that should have really woken you up to realise you failed as parents. When your kids are this old but still can't handle when it's their brothers birthday bcs he's not the center of attention, so he pulls this shit (I mean even the older brother is blowing out the candles) I can hear the chaos
When I was around 3 I went to see what my father was doing ... At the time he was up on the roof of our 2 story building fixing some tiles. Needless to say he was a bit surprised !
4:11 You completely missed the fact that the older brother on the left was the one to blow out the candles, not the birthday boy in the middle lol Edit: Excuse me, I meant right, not left. Apparently I need to go back to kindergarten
one time when I was at my grandmother's house during new years, I chilled in the living room playing my switch, then a little kid came and sat next to me and played on his mom's phone. it was just us playing for a couple of minutes, until the mother's phone died, the kid got so mad that he threw the phone onto the hard ground, breaking it, while his mother was yelling at him for this I learned that he had smashed two other phones and an ipad for reasons like this one
2:58 This is the same story for me because when I was kid my little brother would watch Open Season Over and over on the DVD while we were eating so I memorized word by word and al the music and I still have it memorized
8:51 if I did this to my parents they would probably agree to war and we would end up having a massive water fight and whoever was the driest would win yeah my family is awesome
My 4 year old gives me an empty box every day and says "happy mother's day mommy!" I can't wait to see her not do it on actual mother's day. She also told me happy Thanksgiving in February.
i remember one time i brought with me to school a diecast toy car , 2 other boys older than me saw it and they said to me that if you give it to us we will make it bigger for you and i stupidly believe them .
8:00 I work in a Kindergarten and a recurring scenario I find annoying is when a Kid A gets mad when Kid B gets asked from another kid if it wants to play and then Kid A says something like "No, Kid B is my friend!" and I have to explain that you can have more than one friend and that it´s okay if you also play with other kids.
The Shrek kid probably has photographic memory. As a kid, I was able to memorize a Disney movie in the same way. Now, as an adult, I can still "watch it in my head" haha
My niece once woke up my sister super early to tell her it was Megatron’s birthday, and they needed to throw a party for him. Having nothing else to do that day, my sister baked a cake and everyone celebrated as a megatron stood by the cake.
Day #56 of asking Jake to say *_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_* Please just say it, on day #69 or I will have to go to day #420 and if not by then I will go to day #690
4:08 That kid was probably like, "I'm going to ruin my brother's birthday by taking his 'wish powers' Hehe." Only to have a plate block his view from the birthday cake, blocking the air. Probably entitled. 😂
I ran into my brother playing intense German music on my keyboard and singing in almost perfect German. I didn't even know he spoke German and I have the only keyboard in the house. He was genuinely good and I realized he snuck into my room to practice every time I was gone.
I was exactly like the kid who memorized Shrek, but I memorized Finding Nemo. I haven't seen it recently so slowly most of the movie footage is lost...
Once my 3 year old cousin sat down and sadly said "And once, Elsa trapped me out, but then I got engaged, but you got engaged too..." then went into unintelligible mumbling.
When I was 7 I loved elephants then they started to go extinct then I started to like Pangolins then they started to go extinct then I started to like Penguins then they became endangered because of the melting ice. I carry a curse I never usualy had any crushes but then I started to show interest in a girl in my class then Covid-19 happened.
When I was in Kindergarten I'd stay up entire nights to think about how the companies put labels on my plushies because they want me to stay up entire nights to think about them.
The Shrek one is pretty similar to me when I was younger. My brain used to have this habit when I dreamed; where it would get bored with whatever scenario it had concocted for me and just put on an episode of The Simpsons instead - beat for beat, word for word an ENTIRE episode.
5:07 one time when I was like,3. I was at daycare and was angry at my parents for never letting me put my own sunscreen on. So I thought “My parents aren’t here. No one’s stopping me from rubbing the ravioli sauce all over my arms. Yes! It will be just like sunscreen!” Then the teacher walked in (it was this place for parents to drop off their sick kids so that they didn’t have to take time off work. So you didn’t have someone watching you all of the time) and she yelled at me for playing with my food. And I just answered “I just wanted to put sunscreen on.”
When i was little i "caught" a dead gecko then cried when i accidentally "killed" it when it wasn't responding.
I did a REALLY intellecc move when I was a kid. I put a screwdriver on a socket. And when i got electrocuted, it hurt A LOT
@@dogukanefeiskenderoglu7858 i have a similar story, i once grabbed this light bulb thingy that was supposed to be an incubator for a chick and touched it.
I got electrocuted.
@@dogukanefeiskenderoglu7858 oof.
How many pizzas are spicy??
@@dogukanefeiskenderoglu7858 wtf how did a screwdriver electrocute u
One time when my brother was 4, it was Christmas eve, but he thought that Christmas eve was Christmas. So he ran around the house for 30 minutes excited. He then came into my room and woke me up at 5:30am and then went into my mums room to ask if he could open his presents. When we told him that Christmas eve is not the same as Christmas, he got mad at us.
Mood
I call the 24th christmas but wait til midnight. Effectively the same
Well, you get the presents on Christmas Eve here in Germany, so I can’t blame him.
Wait ... it’s not on the 24 of December
"A surprise birthday party when it's not your birthday will be more surprising"
-Facob Jakob 2020
2:18
R/woosh
Thats not even a Woooosh
Federico Presas hello 32 seconds ago.
@@florpygorp1799 r/facepalm
*Just imagine*
A kid running up to his Mother at the Cash Register and saying, _"Put this in your purse too Mama!"_
Bruh ima yeet him
out of the window
On to the road
And every bone in his body is crushed into a fine mist by a truck
@@cosmicbee3392 then his screech of pain shatters the windows that didn't get someone yeeted through
The guy who memorized Shrek ended up to be the guy in “Shrek is love, Shrek is life”
Eat your cereal
Go eat your cereal
eat your lemonade now
I see there is a considerable amount of talentless cult members here
Eat you cereal boys/galls...
Drink your Avocado Pee,
I mean you gotta admit. The kid who tried to 'cook' dinner for the family had their heart in the right place.
Day 15 of joining people to make FakeJake permanently change his intro to’I’m Fakob Jakob.’
lies
Pp
May i join?
Day *5* of rebelling against the Jakobers so FakeJake can say "Fakothy Jakothy" instead.
When I was a kid, my mom and I were getting ready to go to my cousin's birthday. I was 7 and my cousin was 8 at the time. After buying a cool looking toy robot, I asked my mom if we could get one of that toy for me too. She said no, I pouted, and the next day we went to the party. At the party, when it came time for him to open the gifts, when he picked up one of the presents, mom nudged me and said, "That one's our gift!". Now, of course anyone would understand that to mean 'that's the gift we bought him' ...Buuuut not this guy. I understood this to mean, 'that's *_OUR_* gift'. So, of course, I excitedly ran up, ripped it open and was delighted to find that I now had an awesome robot! What followed was a tug of war between me and my cousin, a huge fiasco that sent a bowl of chips flying, and me being hauled away by my mom as I screamed, _"YOU SAID IT WAS OURS!"_ Good God, I was an idiot as a kid...
Yeah people should just say
‘That ones from us’
Instead.
I imagine it didn’t go well after that
That's actually adorable 🤗
Same
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I would have skinned your skin and sold it in the black market. Human skin sells for 4,500$ USD in the black market especially if the buyer knows someone with skin cancer, plus 7-year old baby skin is soft and would sell great to physocotic woman.
@Hytale Theatre i will report this
"you get to watch shrek whenever"
me: blessing is an understatement
It’s the closest thing u can have to a superpower
I’ll just leave the like count at 69
Plot twist
Its shrek 2
Lord forgive me but I don’t like shrek but imagine being able to watch a movie whenever you want IN YOUR HEAD
Lemon loaf: You took everything from me.
Lemonade cake: I don't even know who you are.
Day 1
Baking potatoes until jake say “im Jakob Fakob”
Mario Min ima tell him not to say it bc most of my faimly likes it
:|
*eating raw potatoes until jake says "i'm fakob jakob"
How about Bakob Jakob?
How Did this thing start i actualy dont know
I was really stupid when i was younger
One time we were playing hide n seek and no one could find me so I keeped hiding because I didnt want to lose until I realized my mom was about to call the cops...
Uhhhmmm....pretty sure that's not your fault
No I continued hiding even though people were yelling.... And I just thought oh no they probably thought I got kidnapped
I did this too in a large store. The store went on lockdown and they almost called an amber alert until someone found me hiding by the TVs.
eVelUnicorn 101 I managed it too. I hid for about two hours, got bored so I came out. My plot twist is that no one noticed I was gone apart from the other kids and they just went on playing without me.
Yeah, that happened to me. Speaking of which, do you know where my mom is?
If Jake says Fakob Jakob everyone gets cake 🎉🍰
Approach number 4: Bribary
I like that idea, comrade.
@Barra76 you will get a lie insted
what kind of cake?
Make sure to cough on it
@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 Will do comrade
6:26
Who the hecking 11 year old can write that bad???
I don’t freaking know, I could write better than that at like seven years old.
@@quorra3473 same. or at least like that.
I'm 16 and my writing is terrible
I have to use a computer for my writing
And everyone is mad at me for it
KolmeS Houni I found a 11 year old
Sounds like bad parents :[ not the kids fault but we still have a subreddit calling them stupid.
I remember when my younger sibling used my older sibling's DS and played Pokemon without her permission. She used the Master Ball on Ratata and then saved the game. My older sibling found out later on and became so furious.
Bruh
That is pain. Pure. Pain.
I am preparing for someone to say "iM a KiD aNd I dOnT aCt LiKe ThAt"
We get it Veronica. No one cares
"iM a KiD aNd I dOnT aCt LiKe ThAt"
We get it Veronica. No one cares
@@DWal32 im a kid and i dont act like that
Is Veronica Karen’s kid?
the heathers fans are screaming-
Replace Veronica for a popular name among young children nowadays
ProZD to the kid who can watch Shrek in his head: Finally, a worthy challenger, our battle will be legendary!
Nice
Bold of you to assume that they're not the same person
8:16 similar thing happened to me. Some one asked to be her friend, but I, “No, my friends are over there, I already have enough”
Day 30! of making Jake say
*"I'm Fakob Jakob"*
Damn! For the whole month! I support you!
@@hihihihihihihihihihihey 69420 days
lies
why does 2020 feel like January was 10 years ago
Every. Single. Comment.
8:15 My little brother believes something like this. He says you can only love one person, so he says he loves only my mother.
Day 9 of sending Jake a virtual hug and asking about how he's doing
Also sending hugs and wishes to health care, essential services workers and people staying at home and their families
69
Perrocafe fuck off
WHY DID THIS PERFECTLY FINE COMMENT TURN INTO THIS !WHY!
@@VD-cl7if yeah
Me who is in a beach at 12:30 pm: *sad emoji*
8:01 “The first and only reality of the Sith, there can only be 2”
6:28 Took me a second to realize it was actually curt.
Kid: Lemonade is a liquid that you drink not a solid I’m going to eat lemonade holy crap that’s cool
Last time I was this early....
Well, I wasn't this early ever
4:00 this is really like one of those moments that should have really woken you up to realise you failed as parents. When your kids are this old but still can't handle when it's their brothers birthday bcs he's not the center of attention, so he pulls this shit (I mean even the older brother is blowing out the candles) I can hear the chaos
6:18
The funny part was that the kid grabbed the stick instead of the flip-flop
Otto N. oh wow really huh
Whaaaaat i didn't know that can you tell me more things that mere mortalls like us can't understand oh wise and great one
Well this Jake imposter said he didn't understand
Ohhhhh thanks. I was wondering what the stupid part was
It looks fake
*"Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!"*
"Ok" *continues watching after dad left*
When I was around 3 I went to see what my father was doing ...
At the time he was up on the roof of our 2 story building fixing some tiles. Needless to say he was a bit surprised !
4:11 You completely missed the fact that the older brother on the left was the one to blow out the candles, not the birthday boy in the middle lol
Edit: Excuse me, I meant right, not left. Apparently I need to go back to kindergarten
I caught that too.
I love the dad with a plate. Like imagining this in all the em and ek stories
Dang. Imagine watching Shrek whenever you feel like it. That's phenomenal.
Day 23
Asking jake to say I’m “Fakob Jakob”
hah funny 😐
:|
The kid who threw a surprise birthday party had the highest IQ in the world
Last time I was early, Covid-19 didn’t exist.
But now I do
@@Covid-ho5iu stop guys i stopped corona
@@niodewit4710 you fffool nothing can stop me
@@Covid-ho5iu where all fucked except me cuz i stay 28/7 inside
wit doesn't mean I can still penetrate you
That woman at the start of the video is a marketing genius
one time when I was at my grandmother's house during new years, I chilled in the living room playing my switch, then a little kid came and sat next to me and played on his mom's phone. it was just us playing for a couple of minutes, until the mother's phone died, the kid got so mad that he threw the phone onto the hard ground, breaking it, while his mother was yelling at him for this I learned that he had smashed two other phones and an ipad for reasons like this one
6:07 It took 3 second before i burst of laughter. My brain has to process that.
Last time I was this early
There was only Fake Jake
I cant stand these guys, there are absolutely no good comments, only DAY 69 OF FAKOB JANOB LOL LMAAAAAAOOO NICE REDDIT MOMENT
Ikea cat
Nice
2:58
This is the same story for me because when I was kid my little brother would watch Open Season
Over and over on the DVD while we were eating so I memorized word by word and al the music and I still have it memorized
5:31
I wonder how Damien (Em Kay/DamienLee) would react to that!
8:51 if I did this to my parents they would probably agree to war and we would end up having a massive water fight and whoever was the driest would win yeah my family is awesome
Adults seeing Kids doing something dumb: _Why?_
Kids doing the dumb thing: *it’s big brain time.*
My 4 year old gives me an empty box every day and says "happy mother's day mommy!" I can't wait to see her not do it on actual mother's day. She also told me happy Thanksgiving in February.
Last time I was this early, I was a kid that was not stupid.
Now I'm a *MAN*.
r/Me_IRL
Just some guy with half a Mustache you AGAIN?!?
a man that *is* stupid
Just some guy with half a Mustache ngl I love the first video you msde
shut the fuck up with your gay ass subreddits
6:30 i think that is the curt one, look at the way he wrights “dear curt” 😂 lmao
Day 45 of waiting for him to say “I’m Fakob Jacob”
I'm "him" and... I'm Facob Jacob
The kid at the thumbnail looks like the one who gets bullied in highschool movies
8:01 at least he had friends in kindergarten.
3:06 what an absolute legend
Day 21 of saying 69 until something happens
pǝuǝddɐɥ ƃuı̣ɥʇǝɯos
👻🐙
You have to keep doing it until day 69
Keep it up to day 69
i remember one time i brought with me to school a diecast toy car , 2 other boys older than me saw it and they said to me that if you give it to us we will make it bigger for you and i stupidly believe them .
1:39
I'm also ten but I would never have a spelling error that bad.
Venusaur Girl you shouldn’t be on TH-cam
Hi also ten I'm I have an extra chromosome
@@lick28 listen here you little sh-
@@ellie-mae8552 With a name like that it seems like you're the one who's not supposed to be on TH-cam.
I'm 1 year younger than you.
4:42 I love that his name is Ramen Noodles. Guess he stuck with the chinese food then and enjoyed it 😂
8:26 LEGO YODA DEATH SOUND
THAT KID IS YODA
8:00 I work in a Kindergarten and a recurring scenario I find annoying is when a Kid A gets mad when Kid B gets asked from another kid if it wants to play and then Kid A says something like "No, Kid B is my friend!" and I have to explain that you can have more than one friend and that it´s okay if you also play with other kids.
Day of asking fake to say I’m jakob fake
The Shrek kid probably has photographic memory. As a kid, I was able to memorize a Disney movie in the same way. Now, as an adult, I can still "watch it in my head" haha
"Hi"
"Hi"
"Everyone"
"Everyone"
"I'm Fakob Jakob"
"I'm Fakob Jakob"
"Hi everyone, I'm Fakob Jakob!"
"Hi everyone, I'm Fake Jake!"
5:58 That was perfect!! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Day 4 of asking Jake to say “I’m realob Jakob” on realjake
2:47 "He's too dangerous to be kept alive"
Water is tasty
No it isn’t, only warm water is tasty.
When I was a kid, I would wrap my books in newspaper and give them to mom and dad
"Day [number] of [action] so Jake says facob jak-"
S H U T U P
Nah gotta see it through to the end, cant give up halfway
You know what i dont appreciate? Having the last post covered by recommended videos when i want to see the last post
Did you know, that if Jake says “I’m fakob Jakob” we all will be happy
2:54 he has ascended into another realm of existence
I never knew that 11 year olds had such bad hand writing
Daniel Dobson They are not taught it these days
I mean I know it's true from past experience
When I was a kid, I imitated my grandma by putting a pencil in my mouth, pretending to be smoking. That convinced her to stop smoking tough.
Day 29 of biting stuff to get him to say “I’m fakob Jacob”
What did you bite?
Megija Kalnina got some onions again so I’m biting those
Ah yes now bite the dog before he bites you
Didn't he already do that?
@@kyotorii I have a dog but it's only 3 months old. Should I do it too?
My niece once woke up my sister super early to tell her it was Megatron’s birthday, and they needed to throw a party for him. Having nothing else to do that day, my sister baked a cake and everyone celebrated as a megatron stood by the cake.
Day #56 of asking Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
Please just say it, on day #69 or I will have to go to day #420 and if not by then I will go to day #690
We still have days like 169. The only place I’ve ever seen dedication like this was me trying to get cherry daily to do a face reveal.
How about #42069
@@rowanfernsler9725 no, only the true ones like 420 and 690
@@rold-hx8bu that's a 115 years. I cant do that, I'm gonna die in my 40's
I have sold my soul to satan for him to say it... even cursed him Did I do good onii-chan?
Jake: That kid got that excited over mashed potatoes?!
The Irish (myself included): I would do it ten times over!
day-whoevencountnumbersanymorethesedays
to ask jake to say im fakob jakob
4:08 That kid was probably like, "I'm going to ruin my brother's birthday by taking his 'wish powers' Hehe." Only to have a plate block his view from the birthday cake, blocking the air. Probably entitled. 😂
My brother threw a pillow outside and there's feathers everywhere help
That kid who memorized shrek i have done the same but with hazbin hotel word for word and i would "watch it in my head" in class
Jake
Jake of jaking jake to say I’m jakob jakob
I ran into my brother playing intense German music on my keyboard and singing in almost perfect German. I didn't even know he spoke German and I have the only keyboard in the house. He was genuinely good and I realized he snuck into my room to practice every time I was gone.
Day something of trying to make him *NEVER* say "I'm Fakob Jakob"
I was exactly like the kid who memorized Shrek, but I memorized Finding Nemo. I haven't seen it recently so slowly most of the movie footage is lost...
Don't you remember playing "House"? kids not mimic the parents for attention, it part of the "fun learning games"
Once my 3 year old cousin sat down and sadly said "And once, Elsa trapped me out, but then I got engaged, but you got engaged too..." then went into unintelligible mumbling.
Wow, what did your 3 year old cousin do to Elsa? XD
Day 1 of asking jake to say “I’m realolo jako” (jake-o) on his RealJake channel
I have 10 siblings, but it doesn't cross on our mind to start a war.
When I was 7 I loved elephants then they started to go extinct then I started to like Pangolins then they started to go extinct then I started to like Penguins then they became endangered because of the melting ice.
I carry a curse
I never usualy had any crushes but then I started to show interest in a girl in my class then Covid-19 happened.
The one with shrek is not stupid, its fucking genius
Gay
Of asking bake to say I’m bakob bakob
Day 26 of telling Jake to say it to say," I'm Fakob Jakob"
i have a strange feeling about how jake will overwhelm humanity with his forehead
why he laugh after every sentence.
Sentence.
Ipha who else gets pissed when a dumbass weeb can’t spell
When I was in Kindergarten I'd stay up entire nights to think about how the companies put labels on my plushies because they want me to stay up entire nights to think about them.
Day 32 I think of asking Jake to say "I'm Fakob Jakob"
Day 7 of telling Jake he's really great
1:05 I did that too and for the next years my dad called me tornado and keep bringing up this event every time something breaks
8:14 the word “kindergarten” shouldn’t be capitalized
Probably autocorrect
7:06 i’m crying and laughing at the same time
sirius was one of my favorite characters and i was incredibly sad when he died
The Shrek one is pretty similar to me when I was younger. My brain used to have this habit when I dreamed; where it would get bored with whatever scenario it had concocted for me and just put on an episode of The Simpsons instead - beat for beat, word for word an ENTIRE episode.
5:07 one time when I was like,3. I was at daycare and was angry at my parents for never letting me put my own sunscreen on. So I thought “My parents aren’t here. No one’s stopping me from rubbing the ravioli sauce all over my arms. Yes! It will be just like sunscreen!” Then the teacher walked in (it was this place for parents to drop off their sick kids so that they didn’t have to take time off work. So you didn’t have someone watching you all of the time) and she yelled at me for playing with my food. And I just answered “I just wanted to put sunscreen on.”
Ah yes, Shrek, that is not stupid, it is a power