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  • @youdontneedtoknow1057
    @youdontneedtoknow1057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    being a police officer does not put you above the law lady....you have to follow the speed limit like everyone else if your lights arent on.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Exactly, it's part of the law (at least where I live) to slow down and pull over when a cop, ambulance, or fire truck has their lights on driving past you.

    • @varedna
      @varedna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Fun fact, after they posted that people did some public records searches and found she has been under investigation for a lot of police misconduct.

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@varedna Her? NO WAY!!! She seems super polite and not a gaping black hold of egotistic narcissism at all! I'm totally shocked....
      I really enjoyed the "we can FIND A REASON to pull you over, so get the fuck out the way!" Yep, our law enforcement everyone. Remember to "respect the law"*
      Or they'll possibly fucking shoot you for running away from them.

    • @HiEv001
      @HiEv001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@varedna Well, there _was_ investigation into the police misconduct within this video, where they found two or three Code of Conduct violations (Abuse of Authority, Conduct Unbecoming, and Misconduct - source: Brady List) which got her a 10 hour unpaid suspension (basically one shift), but I wasn't able to find any other investigations. From the Seattle Weekly article "Federal Way officer receives suspension for TikTok video" I see that the commander at that police station said this of her, "We had not received any complaints against Officer Straus regarding arrests, citations, or traffic stops." So I'm curious, what is your source for any other investigations?

    • @Blind_Eye046
      @Blind_Eye046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AsmodeusMictian And that's why, kids, police aren't always right. . . Now how did you get into my room, story time's over, get, shoo.

  • @sab3r10
    @sab3r10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    The moon landing one is just a terrifying genius, the world isn't ready for that level of big brain.

    • @ChristianBeckerKapraun
      @ChristianBeckerKapraun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Everyone knows the set was too complicated to set up on earth, so they decided to film on premise... ^^

    • @veronikamajerova4564
      @veronikamajerova4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ChristianBeckerKapraun Well, I heard they hired Kubrick to film it, but he is such a perfectionist he filmed it on location. 😀

    • @phs125
      @phs125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They must've gone to moon to fake the moon landing because it looks more real thar way...

    • @webberinternetpolice6431
      @webberinternetpolice6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pshhh, the moon doesn't exist

    • @werriboy55
      @werriboy55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The last place we'd think of looking for the set they faked the moon landing is the dark side of the Moon. Sheer brilliance
      But how did the Chinese know to look there? Hmm.

  • @kylemarkley7170
    @kylemarkley7170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    the best/worst part about the rhino one is that no, those *aren't* the same scientists that tell us 5G is safe, because that's a completely different realm of science.

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And even then, they’re still probably facepalming at the thought that someone would accuse them of the thought.

    • @jeremyjohnson9585
      @jeremyjohnson9585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I believe the 5G one comes from the pseudo branch.
      🤣

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      C'mon, those "anti-5G" wire cages for your wifi router are amazing!!!
      The comments from people complaining that their wi-fi no longer works make my day every time. Well, that and the story about the folks over in the UK that set fire to a cell phone tower only to f themselves up bad enough to need medical attention, so they called emergency services.
      They didn't have any service. Gosh, wonder why? BUT TEH 5 GEES MAN

    • @jeremyjohnson9585
      @jeremyjohnson9585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AsmodeusMictian lol!

    • @jeremyjohnson9585
      @jeremyjohnson9585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AsmodeusMictian that actually sounds worse than any kind of Gs...especially the 5 ones

  • @ShockingPikachu
    @ShockingPikachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    The entitlement and admission of improper use of power from that cop is horrid. Hope they lost their job

    • @crazy916
      @crazy916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I have been pulled over before because I passed a cop on the right that was going under speed limit in the left lane. They don't like when their feelings get hurt by someone disrespecting their perceived authority.

    • @animeyhem9780
      @animeyhem9780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      That officer pulled down the TikTok post and was suspended without pay by her department...she basically gave every person who ever got a ticket from her a legal case for harrassment.

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@animeyhem9780 This was the post I came here for. Thank you!

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@animeyhem9780 good... genuinely not safe having people with that kind of mentality in the police. I know there's a LOT of deep rooted issues but jesus... openly admitting you unjustly hand out tickets is not only dumb for you as an individual who can become massively liable for a lot of things, but it also means that the station in her area can also become liable for her actions.

    • @justahamsterthatcodes
      @justahamsterthatcodes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@animeyhem9780 IIRC she got suspended for a day.

  • @Cman04092
    @Cman04092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    5 to 10 unskipable ads? Guess that means i'll be using brave again for the add blocker, lol.

    • @thecat6898
      @thecat6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Worse part is that the built in ad blocker in opera isn’t up to date with TH-cam so like 3 of the same adds sneak through

    • @BLACK_5ABBATH
      @BLACK_5ABBATH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah unfortunately its true 😭

    • @rooseveltjrsalvador642
      @rooseveltjrsalvador642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not use TH-cam Vance?

    • @bigtitmaster
      @bigtitmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      UBLOCK ORIGIN

    • @IDKisReal2401
      @IDKisReal2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But until they actually do that, keep using without ad blocker, otherwise that might insensitive YT to start show more ads anyways to make up for the loss form people using ad blocker

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    At first I thought the police woman was talking about people not moving over for flashing lights; which is a problem if they are chasing someone or trying to respond to a call quickly. Then I kept watching and saw she was just an entitled Karen in a uniform that gives all LEOs a bad name.

  • @t-bonejones3576
    @t-bonejones3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That cop at 8:15 is disgusting. Sanctimonious attitude for someone with a street patrol IQ. When she spoke I could swear I smelled s**t right through the screen!
    Good luck ever making detective ...

    • @leegish6984
      @leegish6984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does anyone know if she got in trouble for that?

    • @wafflesbossington5470
      @wafflesbossington5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@leegish6984 I wanna know too. I saw another comment saying she's under investigation for misconduct already

    • @cfri9332
      @cfri9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "street patrol IQ" Damn, dude!

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leegish6984 Apparently she got suspended without pay for a day.

    • @youraverageoperator
      @youraverageoperator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolf1066 Just a day, thats not what should happen.

  • @youraverageoperator
    @youraverageoperator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8:00 all police officers (unless it is a emergency) are legally required to follow all traffic laws, including speed limits. Also no unless the police car has its lights on, you are not required to get out of its way. And you can get fired for that, cause its abuse of power.

    • @MF99K
      @MF99K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Police car nearly hit me once because they were driving on the wrong side of the road around a turn without siren or lights on. We were going slow enough that we were able to stop and go around each other, but nearly gave me a heart attack.

    • @youraverageoperator
      @youraverageoperator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MF99K Did you happen to see the car number, and do you remember it?

    • @MF99K
      @MF99K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youraverageoperator I don't remember the car number, I was on my way to a class and was a bit too shaken up to pay close attention

    • @youraverageoperator
      @youraverageoperator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MF99K that’s ok

  • @gaxalee7392
    @gaxalee7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    5:16, that is the face many, many people make when they’re trying not to cry. It’s their brave face. I couldn’t imagine someone finding a picture of me at a funeral with my brave face on and ranting about how I’m heartless and don’t deserve to be there because I “couldn’t care less”. Maybe, just maybe, she, like many others, doesn’t want her most vulnerable moments documented and picked apart by the vultures we call the news or the internet so she’s hiding them. I don’t know; it’s just my guess.

    • @aaronmccullers384
      @aaronmccullers384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It is also possible that she had a random happy thought of a time she spent with the Queen (which is possible when grieving) which caused her to smile. In which case, she was just going through grief in a normal manner and these people were just exploiting it to generate controversy.

    • @PersonOfNoConsequence
      @PersonOfNoConsequence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Maybe it's just my family, but when someone dies after having lived a full life (not a tragedy) the funeral often involves people sharing stories of the experiences they shared with the deceased. Often, these stories are hilarious and there's plenty of smiling and laughing.

    • @gaxalee7392
      @gaxalee7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aaronmccullers384 Very possible. Thanks for the input!!

    • @gaxalee7392
      @gaxalee7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PersonOfNoConsequence That sounds very beautiful!!

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, her eyes look a bit puffy and while she’s seemingly smiling slightly her eyes aren’t really happy. It looks more to me like she’s kind of twisting her face to try and avoid crying.

  • @LucanVaris
    @LucanVaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    TH-cam: Please don't use ad blockers. It really hurts revenues.
    Also TH-cam: Here's about a dozen ads. And no, you can't skip them.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And here is a pop up ad for an ad blocker.

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MyNameIsThat I think they said it's in testing.

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pinkneko13 Hopefully it gets a big solid F-

    • @XM8A1
      @XM8A1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam: here's 10 unskippable ads on videos about treating a medical emergency

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@XM8A1 And then they don't pay you a cent for all those ads, because they eventually decide that they can still run ads on demonetized content. They just won't _pay_ the people for the ads the run, because "this life-saving video on tourniquets features blood, and blood is bad for advertisement, so no money for you."

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Yikes... I knew Andrew was an absolute creep, but copping a feel on your daughter is another level. 🤮

    • @tamarrartis2918
      @tamarrartis2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well most sexual abuser s assault relatives before they try other people. So...

    • @xenoemblem7
      @xenoemblem7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he needs to be excec...

    • @asterixazrag3530
      @asterixazrag3530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are part of the royal family so they already inbreed

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      U.S. still has him beat if he hasn't gone public with the fact that he would sleep with her. /cough Trump/

  • @mysingingmonstersfan1023
    @mysingingmonstersfan1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5-10 unskippable ads!? Not even Twitch does that much, at max it’s 8, at this point youtube’s going to ban ad blockers

    • @BLACK_5ABBATH
      @BLACK_5ABBATH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately its true

    • @Lego_hq_21
      @Lego_hq_21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least with TH-cam you can refresh the video until you get a ad you can skip

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't ban ad blockers really. They can make an attempt like some sites do, with a pop-up demanding you remove it, but those are blockable too.

    • @teshinthai2541
      @teshinthai2541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zantonny with the new system that google implemented the ad blockers and privacy extension will work slower

    • @moroc333
      @moroc333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they are already trying, google announced chrome changing to manifest v3 which is "supposedly" a security update, but many tech channels are talking about how it will make it harder for ad blocker extensions to exist. Also they are going to remove VPNs that block adds (not sue to what extent) from the playstore on android, so yeah, pretty good time to change browsers since firefox and Brave will remain in manifest v2 and will keep ad blocker extensions.

  • @Krillacreat
    @Krillacreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "There's a headline here?! 😳"
    My thoughts Exactly, Jake.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "They replaced Cable... with Cable"
    Fun fact, that is 100% how Cable used to be.

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Used to be? If you watch live TV on cable there's still commercials.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glorious EU only allowing 12 minutes of ads per 1 hour. I wonder if this applies to TH-cam too. I usually only get 10 seconds ads, so that would be 72 of them when unskipped.

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyblake7569 I mean by the fact Cable came out, and they talked about never having ads. Just shows all the time.

  • @Silverfox89777
    @Silverfox89777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:07 It be funny if that girl didn't know either of those guys but she scared them so badly with that drill sergeant voice that they just listened

  • @BlueBeluga
    @BlueBeluga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    As someone from Florida, I have respect for someone who signs off like the totally legit queen does.
    -sweet tea and conch fritters

    • @zeldaenby224
      @zeldaenby224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maple syrup and Hockey 🇨🇦

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the formal informal way to sign off a message after all
      Surströmming and falukorv 🇸🇪

    • @alidai3505
      @alidai3505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree
      Café au lait And Croissants

    • @miizuakiya
      @miizuakiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegimite and Fairy Bread! 🇦🇺

  • @banjo3960
    @banjo3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:00 a few years ago in the Start of some video I got an option to either let all ads play in one go and have no more ads for the rest of the video, every time I could I would and go to do something like pee or whatever

  • @greaselord8553
    @greaselord8553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "5-10 unskippable"
    its evolving... backwards

    • @greaselord8553
      @greaselord8553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @9767 Music I hope my adblock chrome extension doesn't get patched 💀

    • @Elipsyclips
      @Elipsyclips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @9767 Music my man if youtube only has one ads like the old days people wouldn't even bother with adblock but youtube is just moneyhungry

    • @CallMePandora
      @CallMePandora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @-- Baptiste -- what? It's like 2$ here in India

    • @littlegamer00
      @littlegamer00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @9767 Music With TH-cam premium there are no ads -youtube trying to sell ya sometin

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@littlegamer00 Remember, Cable TV was originally ad-free because you paid for it.

  • @phil9235
    @phil9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:04 Reminder for myself to never buy ice cream or perhaps anything in this Fruitisimo in this shopping centre. I know where this one is.

  • @MizuMing
    @MizuMing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:24
    That lady right there is a lawsuit in the making. 👀

  • @Ace-it7es
    @Ace-it7es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:45 Lord have mercy. We must stay focused, brothers. We must stay focused.

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:45 "Ladies and gents, todays sport event is sponsored by Mr Lucifer. Hun, name sounds familiar? Oh don't overthink that, just focus on the marathon."

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:30 she is precisely what's wrong with cops in America. Cope aren't above the law, they have to follow it just like everyone else. If they don't have their flashing lights on and aren't on their way to an emergency, they have to follow the speed limit just like everyone else. Someone should send this video to her boss so she gets put in her place.

  • @ProfIdiotKuro
    @ProfIdiotKuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    BTW the police officer was only given a 1 day suspension for her statements.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *1 day vacation

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is absolutely sickening. She is the reason Law enforcement has a bad name yet cop's constantly whine about it. You can just tell that she is a Karen in uniform by how much makeup she smothers all over her face. She cares more about her looks than to serve/protect. And tha/God awful attitude shows it honey

  • @red_phoenix0570
    @red_phoenix0570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I got the 5-10 unskippable ads one time, think they were all 5-10s, it was really annoying. I figure it's either to test the amount of viewer retention if they were to increase ads, that or potentially make a push for a lot of people to buy TH-cam premium

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's to move the overton window. Eventually those 5-10s ads will become 30-45s just like TV. I would not be surprised if they expanded the video viewing area so they could show ads around the main content continuously just like in the movie Idiocracy. If you bake the ads into the stream it can't be adblocked.

    • @azentra7560
      @azentra7560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm gonna guess the later, since while I haven't seen anything above 2 ads yet, I have been getting more and more ads for TH-cam premium specifically (which is a hilariously dumb concept to me to begin with. You want to get rid of ads? Watch this ad to see how our premium service works!)

    • @TheLinksOfficial
      @TheLinksOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@azentra7560 glad to see I'm not the only one who finds ads from the platform you're on about removing ads on that platform kinda funny and dumb.
      Then again I'd probably prefer a YT premium ad over a cringy mobile game ad.

    • @avatara82
      @avatara82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheLinksOfficial i've had yt premium for couple years now and I'm loving yt without ads

  • @malusexcelsis5461
    @malusexcelsis5461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:50 Just throw a hat at the cube. It has a ton of power moons in it

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:00 That's where director Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing as he wanted the whole thing "Shot on location".

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      can't really blame him, in this case, it was much cheaper that way and the lighting was great, a bit much at times, but couldn't say there wasn't enough at any point

  • @roftar
    @roftar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a french speaker, yes you said it correctly. In french it's Bob l'éponge carré instead of SpongeBob SquarePants.

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds fancy

    • @BGDMusic
      @BGDMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i really want to watch bob léponge now

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      such a lazy translation to. no mention of his square pants at all, just Bob the sponge.

    • @roftar
      @roftar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OmniscientWarrior Pretty much yeah. XD

  • @ghotyolocanisyn2880
    @ghotyolocanisyn2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:50 The athlete marathon stairs thing.
    Me: damn man. Get some escalators in there..cmon..

  • @chronomeister.
    @chronomeister. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Somebody in the future might die, because youtube puts too much ads befor video titled: ,,How to save somebody from choking"

  • @HiltownJoe
    @HiltownJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:55 Homegirl knows her man tends to fly off the handle, and she does not have bail money in her bank account.

  • @anz_boi4205
    @anz_boi4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:52 dam that cop got some cake ngl

    • @kxngduvie7682
      @kxngduvie7682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She could violate my rights anytime ong

  • @DaniS398
    @DaniS398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That cop is making it so every ticket she gives out can be challenged in court.

  • @ChocoCatChat
    @ChocoCatChat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:01 I know we all saw this coming... It's sad I wasn't even surprised about this :((

    • @YourPalMal23
      @YourPalMal23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god I got an ad blocker

  • @heatshield
    @heatshield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:50
    bish, I can go 90mph, too. LOL

    • @screamingblackhole
      @screamingblackhole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s insane how some police officers genuinely believe their above the law when they’re the ones who are meant to be upholding it

    • @Solesteam
      @Solesteam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet you can probably go 100+
      if 90s the best that car can do they better replace their vehicles ASAP.

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I laughed way harder than I should have at the falling in autotune clip...

  • @foogod4237
    @foogod4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:17 "I feel like you gotta take her home at that point" Umm, yeah, I think that's what he was already _trying_ to do, actually...

  • @notsoedgyshadow6801
    @notsoedgyshadow6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun Fact: The American way of signing off anything is guns 'n' burgers.

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:10 it's the collateral. If her income isn't guaranteed 5, 10 or 25 years from now, they can't approve the loan. Paying less is only an advantage to her, it isn't to the bank.

  • @8BlackPhoenix8
    @8BlackPhoenix8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The police in this one xD
    One with a whole bakery in the back, and i thought the other 7:41 was wearing a wig cap and her wig flew of XD

  • @ShizukuMizuchi1
    @ShizukuMizuchi1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've always wondered. What kind of pissed off did they have to make him for a man with anxiety to be willing to go through the anxiety-inducing, stressful process of suing someone?

  • @matthewwriter9539
    @matthewwriter9539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First of all 5 no skip ads is insane.
    Also if you are on a DESERTED ISLAND then that means there are no people there...so what good is any amount of money? Also how do you have internet there?
    1:25 I might need to move to Denmark.
    3:12 ...maybe because he wasn't the president at the time...???
    7:23 A year without fries??? Oh my goodness! The horror!!!
    I wonder if this police officer faced any problems at work...?

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:53 Jake knows what we want lol

  • @jeremyjohnson9585
    @jeremyjohnson9585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's all tea and biscuits until someone gets hurt...
    Then it's more tea and biscuits.

  • @mikeythehat6693
    @mikeythehat6693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "Moon Landing" one cracked me up . Seriously LOL . Thanks for that .

  • @DrKiborg
    @DrKiborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine watching 10 unskipable ads, just to see 7 seconds meme💀

    • @waffledevs
      @waffledevs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cant remember but hopefully vids under 8 mins dont get ads still

    • @XM8A1
      @XM8A1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just to watch a video on how to do CPR or stop femoral bleeding.

  • @Magmabot16
    @Magmabot16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta love it when entitled people get positions of power and suddenly think they're above the rules

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:07 - this is not the first time I've seen a post like this, from someone who doesn't understand the difference between rent payments and loan payments. The bank/provider isn't saying you can't afford the $950 monthly payment, they're saying you can't afford the $300,000 plus mortgage (or whatever the property value is) - which is a loan. When you get a mortgage, the bank/provider has already paid the full worth of the property to whoever you bought it from. That's already gone from the bank/providers own accounts, the mortgage is you paying them back for that money they've dished out. So if you suddenly can't ever pay your rent, the landlord would only ever be out $1400 - if you suddenly can't ever pay your mortgage, your bank/provider will be out $300,000 or whatever the value of the property is. That's a _much_ higher risk to take than simply a failed rent payment. That's why they refused you. They're saying the risk you won't repay the entire loan is too high for them to gamble on. Comparing one with the other is like comparing apples to a beef steak. They're both food, but still entirely unrelated otherwise.

  • @rayoubsk366
    @rayoubsk366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    at 10:40 jake dissapointed me , he didn t notice that it should be 1$ instead of 1M$ .

    • @38kapz13
      @38kapz13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! Thought I was the only one who noticed that shit

    • @autonomouscollective2599
      @autonomouscollective2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. At first he says “That’s true.” But then he says “I don’t think anyone has 60 million times a million,” and shows the calculator error.

    • @rayoubsk366
      @rayoubsk366 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@autonomouscollective2599 what he means is that no one has 60 000 000$ × 1 000 000$ = 6 × 10¹³ and the calculator didn t show in error it s just the format . and that s exactly what i mean the crown's worth is 400M $ if you give the 60m people 1 $ each then you re left with 340M $ but if you give the 60m people 1m each you will be in a huuuuuge amount of debt . since 400 000 000 - 60 000 000 000 000 = -59 999 600 000 000 $ . i hope it was clear ;)

  • @Kokice5
    @Kokice5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:37 As a slav, id very much say im white

  • @TheBiggreenpig
    @TheBiggreenpig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:40 Even if the US would be allowed 10 former presidents, I think the orange clown would be banned. Nobody decent wants to be near him.

  • @zebedeemadness2672
    @zebedeemadness2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:55 I take it she didn't want him to know where she lived, but he escorted her to the door, (she was likely hoping he would just drop her off and go).

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or she's just drunk and stupid. I'm going with that one.

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, the way she has her hands held to her body and the way shes speaking gives me crazy "terrified of this guy" vibes. She handled it pretty well imo. I hope she was able to get inside safely
      Edit: I feel the need to mention that the guy may not have been being a creep, though. There's deffo some guys who know that things can be dangerous and just wanna help someone feel safe, while the other person may actually feel LESS safe having them know where they live. It's one of those unfortunate scenarios

  • @_hrzn
    @_hrzn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:55 ah yes. Faking the moon landing, on the moon

    • @kxngduvie7682
      @kxngduvie7682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It think that was a joke.

  • @OcusticClear92
    @OcusticClear92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:05 This is an excellent example of “Mind your own flibity-dooda business!”

  • @nowayyearight9757
    @nowayyearight9757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They cannot afford a $950 mortgage because they are not factoring in, water/sewage tax/property tax/ insurance and a dozen other things that would put there monthly payments to $2000 easy that's why..

  • @patrickfisher8221
    @patrickfisher8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Canadian here. Canada, while being it’s own country and having its own government structure, is still technically part of the British commonwealth. Meaning that the queen technically does have final say in any decision made by the Canadian parliament( but in a figurehead kind of way). To prevent the queen herself from needing to come all the way to Canada any time the Canadian parliament wants to do anything, the position of Governor General is appointed by the queen to act on her behalf. The current Governor General was actually one of the people invited to the queens funeral along with Justin Trudeau (our prime minister and the equivalent to the US president).It still is kind of just a formality nowadays and we just make our own political decisions anyway, however the relationship is still there.
    TL:DR, Canada has a much closer relationship with England then the USA does.

  • @avatarpan
    @avatarpan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me a solid minute to figure out what they guy was referring to with "POC's". I just thought that it was a game acronym that I was not aware of.

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48
    That Drunk Girl Dingdong Ditch video makes me laugh every time. 🤣

  • @23Fists
    @23Fists 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:52 no, she doesn't own Canada, she's dead; King Charles now owns Canada

  • @An1mat0rz
    @An1mat0rz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would honestly figure out what state that officer is in just to report her.

  • @dragonisshockedbecauseginy4153
    @dragonisshockedbecauseginy4153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's my first time watching you and I won't lie I subscribed you mainly because I like the way you speak.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    (5:50) While Slavic people are usually white, what the person is correct about would be if you used the term "Caucasian". Slavic people are usually not Caucasian, because it's the people of Caucasus that are Caucasian.

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:34 I would have just left the guy a fancy cupcake on his desk.

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In relation to the unskip-able ads with TH-cam, has anyone noticed your Annotations switch under your Settings is now permanently on, even if you switch it off it stays on. Noticed this today in one video when I had such appear in the to right of a video I watched and no matter what is done it stays on.

  • @lunar9342
    @lunar9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It would have been so much better if the fake queen ended off with "God Save the Me"

    • @veronikamajerova4564
      @veronikamajerova4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like to know how and why there is a bank on a deserted island.

    • @lunar9342
      @lunar9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veronikamajerova4564 I know right? XD

  • @Itzhawkyy
    @Itzhawkyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I grew up in an Arab country (specifically Lebanon), So all shows would be French or Arabic, and Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network would be effected, and god the voice actors for the different languages sound like they hadn’t slept in days. Just imagine watching gumball or Steven universe in Arabic, it’s awful but hilarious at the same time.

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cmon gumball wasn't that bad in arabic. The shitty sounding ones are the arabic productions like mansour

  • @frankhooper7871
    @frankhooper7871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting comment at 4:24 by J J McCullough - he should be well aware of Queen Elizabeth's connection with Canada, as he's a Canadian TH-camr. He should easily understand why a country of which Elizabeth was Queen would be more entitled than the non-associated country to the south. He is, of course, quite anti-monarchic and pro-republic - not that there's anything wrong with that - I'm fairly anti-monarchic myself.

  • @brianbenoit6883
    @brianbenoit6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be fair for the bank's decision. On top of the mortgage, you also have land taxes, insurance and utilities plus general maintenance and upkeep..PLUS, When something major happens, i.e. a roof repair, an electrical emergency, a plumbing emergency, a foundation emergency, etc. etc. etc..... YOU now need to take care of it instead of your landlord.

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, back in 2012 I suggested buying a house to a family member for $528/month mortgage _including taxes_ vs $1,580/month rent. That's a more reasonable compromise.
      (Spoiler, she did not bother trying to buy a house until she was kicked from her rent in 2021 because idiots will be idiots.)

    • @johnrussell5592
      @johnrussell5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just gonna let you know, most rent in that zone doesn't include anything but sewage and trash, so there's still electric and water, plus internet/cable and renters insurance when the landlord lets crap go to hell (because you know they do), and all of that other stuff you mentioned comes under the heading of homeowner's insurance, although to get the payments in the realm of reason does come with a hefty deductible. But the difference of $450 a month allows you to bank enough to have a nice fallback.

    • @brianbenoit6883
      @brianbenoit6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnrussell5592 First of all...what zone??? It doesn't mention where she is, never mind I've never heard of any building not including most utilities since they don't have separate meters for each unit.
      Second of all, what do you think is going to happen to her mortgage payment when it's time to renew in 5 years and interest rates have doubled. Meanwhile, rent is protected to a maximum increase of 3%/year or less in most places

    • @johnrussell5592
      @johnrussell5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianbenoit6883 You must be a recent college grad, huh?
      The $1200 to $1500 /month zone, son. I live in a university town, and that's premium for a small city apartment. And yes, they do have separate meters for each apartment. Maybe you just aren't that observant, or you just don't live anywhere that upscale.
      No, that's not how mortgages work. They don't renew, like leases do. A mortgage is taken for anywhere from five to forty years, and the payment is figured up front from the beginning. Anyone with a brain gets a fixed-rate mortgage, from a reputable lender which doesn't use those variable rate balloon things, so they absolutely KNOW what the rate will be, no matter what the national rate changes to.
      No, the rent isn't protected to a maximum percentage increase. It's on the whim of the owner. If the owner is a large company, which decides to do a lot of upgrades, the rent can be increased to reflect the new amenities, and even if your apartment doesn't have them yet, it can still be increased with that of the other apartments to force you out so they can do the uprgades to your apartment also.
      I do notice that you didn't dispute my other points, so you aren't completely at a loss on how the real world of housing works, huh?

    • @brianbenoit6883
      @brianbenoit6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnrussell5592 Well...do you consider 50 years ago recent???? and no...not college...University there junior.
      $1200 to $1500 is upscale??? There's the problem, I'm not talking about third world countries here.
      You can amortize anywhere from 5 to 40 years, but the absolute longest term you can get is 7 years, although that will generally be about 2% higher than a 5 year term. On a starter home of only $800,000, 2% is a LOT of money.
      Yes, a landlord can increase over the allowed 1.5% IF he can justify to the Landlord tenants board and it has to be actual major renovations...regular upkeep is not considered a valid reason
      The only other 'point' you made was the stupid one about homeowner's insurance....which by the way won't cover squat. It was such a laughable, naive comment I was just going to ignore it but hey...you go ahead and buy a house and get the insurance, and when your appliances break down or your roof needs replacing, etc. etc., you go ahead and call the insurance company and enjoy the laughter from the other end of the phone.
      Welcome to the real world kiddo.

  • @kevinwebster7868
    @kevinwebster7868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ll fix the mortgage one. It’s actually more like, “My credit is so messed up that the bank won’t give me a loan that allows me a $950 mortgage so I have to rent for $1400 a month.”

  • @abbyrobles2400
    @abbyrobles2400 ปีที่แล้ว

    That police officer is the reason people distrust them. They aren’t all like that, but the ones that are always seem to be the ones that are the most vocal🙄

  • @adzz8012
    @adzz8012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:13 thats a fallout joke, most common search 'How do I get Preston Garvey to stop giving quests?'

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (0:20) Funny thing is that I've actually gotten a single unskipable ad instead of two, which has otherwise been common the last few years.

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:07 Their name is Trouble, of course they would do something like this 🤦‍♀️🤣

  • @powerdavid6235
    @powerdavid6235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "Get the fuck out of the way" cop ended up getting suspended for 10 hours... Yep, just 10 hours (With pay). I bet that taught her 🤣🤣

  • @spurcalluth6300
    @spurcalluth6300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankly, faking the moon landing on the moon is galaxy brain, ngl

  • @dis-topia
    @dis-topia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    TH-cam grabbed streaming market from Twitch and now twitch should grab video market from TH-cam. TH-cam will be twitch and twitch will be TH-cam
    *Perfectly balanced as all things should be*
    (Screw 5-10 unskippable ads)

  • @Dimensionalalteration
    @Dimensionalalteration 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg,I'm part mongloid,with a sprinkle of slavic dna,I think that I'm going to be bad at racism too after my brain just broke when I head that nonsense at 5:55.

  • @dwaynewrighton8547
    @dwaynewrighton8547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what else is funny about the banks? In the UK; it's illegal to ask an Individual or private entity for money, under the begging act.
    Going into a bank for an appointment with a mortgage advisor; is asking an individual representing a private entity for money...

  • @aslrunner
    @aslrunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That lady at the gas station is my new hero. Officer Manhands is my new anti-hero.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (11:35) I hope that's at least 4 pepper bells, because the substitution should have _at least_ the same value.

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030
    @randomguyontheinternet5030 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:39 that policewoman was trippin' balls. Apparently she hasn't read the law because there's no clause in it that says police cruisers are allowed to go 90 on a highway. Yes, it is still illegal to disobey traffic laws, and it sends an astounding message to the community that you're okay enforcing laws that you think dont apply to you, that you're above the law. the only reason police officers dont get pulled over is because it looks really bad.

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 Knowing JJ (a Canadian political critic and also TH-camr), I would guess that this tweet real meaning is "why Canada can send multiple exPM from different political allegiances and act in a civil manner l

  • @thesylph4336
    @thesylph4336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:30 that’s some Dharr Mann type shit

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏

  • @jeremycarpentier5696
    @jeremycarpentier5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:42 yes, that's how we say "Bob l'éponge" ^^

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:18 please tell me they were fired?

  • @minerpvpgaming2160
    @minerpvpgaming2160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    u can skip all ads by clicking the i with the circle and clicking stop seeing ad

  • @lomax343
    @lomax343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob l'Eponge. Mumble years ago, to improve my language skills, I used to read Asterix the Gaul in the original French. One volume had Asterix travel to Britain, and had one character say "Bonne chance, et toute cette sorte de chose."
    I fell about laughing. My only excuse is that I was about twelve at the time.

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:58 the girl just wanted to get rid of the boy after exploiting him

    • @stolenart9290
      @stolenart9290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the story? How was she exploiting him?

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw another comment mention Ding Dong Ditch. So maybe the intent was to ditch him on the porch and leave him to get in trouble.

    • @stolenart9290
      @stolenart9290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gi Gi yup looks like a stupid drunken mistake. Guy was taking girl to her place but she gave him wrong address.

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gi Gi yeah fair.

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gi Gi Ye. On that note I suppose it wouldn’t actually be exploitation unless she was purposefully trying to get him arrested for attempted burglary or something as a means of ditching him.

  • @jyhan1q94
    @jyhan1q94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That karen with uniform sounds like current Need For Speed storyline with extra steps.

  • @Greenmasster
    @Greenmasster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Queen more like a title is Canada, it's like honouring her. But she doesn't really have any power from what I learned in school. Except royal ascent for bills (but that's someone else in her place)

  • @MrOrdosan
    @MrOrdosan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember that time youtube gave me a 2 hour ad.
    it was a sprint commercial about "he dont ahve to worry about data...so he's gonna watch this dog show...with his dog"
    and it was just 2 hours of watching this guy sit on his couch with his dog on is phone watching other dogs. (with a PIP in the corner so we could watch too.)

    • @mclovin2106
      @mclovin2106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had something kinda similar happen to me but instead of an actual commercial I legit ended up getting the entire Lego movie as an ad. I ended up watching the whole thing because hey free movie but more importantly I was certain it was gonna be a fake out and tell me to go somewhere to watch the whole thing but nope, it was just the movie. To this day I question how and why that happened.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once got a full episode of a TV show, it was legit because they want you to watch the rest of the show. But it was interesting to watch in full regardless. Forgot it was an add at the end, and then I realised it when it started playing the video I was actually going to watch.

  • @jeremyjohnson9585
    @jeremyjohnson9585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't pretend that it's not body positivity. We all know that Calvin Klein is not generally marketed to the overweight.

  • @ChefTontu
    @ChefTontu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:23 she needs her job taken away. “if we're behind you long enough we'll find a reason” also “i can go 90mph you can't” (potentially hurt tons of people that are going 70-80) ugh some people

  • @DripisDaIdiot
    @DripisDaIdiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Useful fact: For multiple ads, watch one ad and then quit and Re-enter the video to ignore the rest of the ads (most of the time)

  • @kfan8823
    @kfan8823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When watching TH-cam on my phone, if I get an ad at the start of the video, I always close the video until it starts playing without ads.

  • @LittleParody
    @LittleParody 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaaand that first one is why I use an adblocker for TH-cam specifically

  • @heatshield
    @heatshield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cool video, man.
    Tea & Biscuits.
    (🇺🇸did I do the thing right?)

  • @kryptoniridium
    @kryptoniridium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dentist will not escape.. and will return to the same police officer.

  • @TheBiggreenpig
    @TheBiggreenpig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:30 Very true what??? You can only give 400 people a million each.

  • @chab_148
    @chab_148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:49 so for further explanation, Canada is in the Commonwealth meaning that Queen Elizabeth 2 is our queen as same as the british, so we have a bunch of poeple going there like the Prime Minsiter obviously, ancient important politics figures such as previous Prime Minister that are still alive and veteran.

    • @chab_148
      @chab_148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edit : so they don't own us, we are just loyal to them