Stupid thing I did as a kid: I was about 2 or 3 and had just watched Peter pan. My mum was at work and the babysitter was being rly bad at her job. Anyways, I thought that if I believed, I could fly. So, I got up on my table and jumped off of it. I ended up hitting my head on the stairs and I started throwing up everywhere. I had gotten a rly bad concussion because I thought I could fly. My mom had to come home from work (she worked a Dairy Queen and was in the middle of giving someone a blizzard. She never got to turn it upside down, so the ppl got a free blizzard.) And took me to the hospital. Idk how I still remember this.
When I was a little kid, I put my foot in front of a moving car. Somehow I got out lucky because the driver swerved out of the way. Upon being asked why I did it, I simply said: "It's ok, I saw Tom and Jerry do the same thing and the car flipped over!"
When I was in first grade my parents real estate agent came over to talk to them about selling the house and ended up having dinner with us. In order to impress him i tried to drink my milk really fast like how they drink things in cartoons, needless to say there was milk everywhere and no one was impressed
I think the logic behind the "were you a slave?" One is: "it was before I was born, so that adult must've been through it because they're older than me."
9:42 This is what I've been saying! I have two boys, 5 and 10, you can NOT open schools, I see what my sons do and I can tell you just how gross kids are. Look at this kid, he's definitely older than 7 so I feel he should know better but this is just how kids are. They need us to guide them and keep them safe. Sending them to school during a freaking pandemic is insane and negligent. We all know what'll happen if kids go back to school, why is it even a question to send them back?
I did many stupid things as a kid. One of which is when I almost drowned in a(n adult) pool because I saw people that are floating/swimming. Me, a little 4 year old, who's practically so small that you might probably not notice me and almost step at me, jumped into the pool, did not move an inch, thinking that I would float. I didn't even try to swim, I just... jumped, thinking that doing that, I'm just gonna float... I didn't even scream or cry for help. Good thing my mom saw me and saved me, otherwise, I would be a goner...
When I was in pre-K I missed a day because I was sick. The next day I didn’t want to go back to school because I thought everyone would’ve forgotten about me
In sixth grade I forgot my deodorant (another word for it is anti-persperant or something like that, I have no clue how to spell it) and I went through that phase where you sometimes say what you think out loud because why not, so I said to myself "Dang it I left my anti-persperant at home..-" and everybody in the locker room half way to changing to their gym clothes and I said something along the lines of "What?? It's the same thing as deodorant! ...stop staring at me...Guys just go get dressed..You only have like two minutes to change clothes..Guys please stop staring at me" I feel like definitely somebody in the story was an idiot
The first kid at least knew what "IF" meant... sadly their parent didn't. Imagine having to explain to adults what it means when you say "what if"... and they still don't understand that its hypothetical and they have to go with it, but naaah they gotta oppose it.
9:50 He made a big brain move. He told his parents that but actually wished for something else. His parents laugh which makes him happy AND he got his wish...
6:23 Oh my god! I remember going to a place called “WinKids” when I was little, and it had a foam cube pit just like that. It was about 5 or so feet deep, and I would always try to crawl to the bottom of it. 😂
When I was a kid, I thought that I could float by jumping off my bunk bed, and using my umbrella as a parachute. Worst nosebleed carpet stain ever, as well as a broken umbrella and YEARS of bad luck.
The dumbest thing I did is when I was in preschool my teacher was a little plump. I was line leader and I went up to her and it goes like this. Me: Walks up to teacher in front of everyone and pulls up her shirt Teacher: Why did you do that? Me: Are you pregnant?
So, I have this very clear memory of when I was like, 5 or 6. I was with my mom in the kitchen. Me: Mom? Mom: Yes? Me: When Grandma dies, can I have her phone? Mom: ... Mom: You’re not supposed to ask that- So, yeah. I really wanted a phone at the time and apparently I got so desperate, I asked if I could have my Grandma’s phone if she died
Jake kinda looks like a Younger and Brown haired version of the Max Headroom Mask that the person who did the infamous live tv hack had on, look it up on youtube of u somehow hade misses it xD
Today, my young sister, 7, begam crying saying she wanted to play. I asked her "What do you want to play?" And all she said was "I want to plaaaaay" and I asked her again and she kept saying she wants to play.
00:50 reminds me of when It was sports day. The 5 contestant was supposed to ran like 50-100M, but FREAKING 3 contestant thought they had to ran the whole field
My sister has 3 boys oldest is 12, middle 10, baby 5......well of course being boys they are extra mean and there favorite thing to do is pants each other.....one day I was over her house and the baby came over looking so cute an innocent (hes got those cute freckles that go across his nose) and he just walks past me and next thing I know my sweat pants are at my ankle and I hear "pants you" and hes dying laughing....of course my sister fussed at him but we had to laugh about it after he went up stairs.....glad he stopped doing that
Omg the spider man costume kid reminds me of my youngest sister. When she was 3 or 4, for whatever reason, when she was about to have a tantrum, she would leave quietly, then come back dressed in her cat costume from Halloween and just stand there with a red face until she would just explode into tears. Not sure why she did that, but it was a pretty good warning sign.
2:45 When I was little, I used to hope that somehow when I played against the A.I. on my Sega Genesis, someone else in the world was actually digitally connected to my game, and I was facing them. Thought it would be super cool to go against a stranger. So, I guess I came up with the concept of online play before it existed.
I saw a ad for the dolly movie when I was 3-4 at a friend's house and I was terrified everytime because I had to check in the corners for dolls with knifes
Reminds me of a recent concentration I overheard Little girl “mom when will the sick go away? It ruins everything” Her mother “Well honey it cold take a few years” Little girl “years?! But that’s forever”
The kid at the start is like "There are 14 million outcomes, and there is only one where I do not ruin the sofa with marker fingers" *cries*
You need more likes
ok
i'd probably suffer if my chance to lose a clutch was 1/4000 in MW
So there is 13,999,999 outcomes where she ruins the sofa with marker fingers....
His prediction is enlighten ashigh as Dr. Strange
NGL the first kid wasn't lying tho, she did say IF
The more you know
*technically the truth intensifies*
Is she lying?
It’s you again
@CodeName: ALP stfu fortnite kid
I swear one day a random kid is going to find a portal to another dimension by accident.
My JaM oF cHoIcE iS cRoFtErS
nether portal- wait no the aether portal
Imagine if Resonance Cascade happening in real life because of kids.
@Rafael Suprayogi facts, self promoting makes people hate you instead of actually trying
Plot twist they already found it and that's how they got missing since they could not found a way back.
Plot twist: none of us are actually adults. We're all just kids that pretend to each other
We just took 'playing pretend' to the next level
Dang it! Why did you tell!! MOM MOM THIS RANDOM PERSON IS TATTLING!!!
r/kidsarestupid in a month: this kid traded his mask with his friend at school
Jojo Mama XD
@Ender Gamer excuse me what.
This is why I’m homeschooling
@@DisturbedOrbit it is a jojo reference
SHHIZAAAA
Stand user: JoJo Mama
Stand: Wheel chair
(it sounds ironic for some reason)
Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed is actually a portal, that can stash the other Jakes.
*Dead Jakes
Actually good theory that’s why there’s the fake Jake and real jack and life contemplating why Jake
Big brain
So basically D4C (Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap) from jojos Bizzare adventures
We love the lamp
1:04 plot twist: she wasn’t running for the marathon. She was running from the demon that was chasing her.
O
I’m scared now
And that demon is me
OoO
@@Smthn_Wicked same
To the guy who predicted that this video would be kidssrefrickingstupid: you a legend
I think he has a schedule
Yeah
I did
Well there is a calendar... I don’t know it but there is one
u a legand
"a lot of adults can be kids..."
me: *confusion*
Yeah a lot of adults can be stupid too
@@bricewisener5970 ahh yes specially karens
Congracts I liked your like now u got 100
@@scarlett2811 That not the way to spell congrats
Let me explain in detail:
Trump
Boris Johnson
I think that’s a sufficient explanation
The last kid isn't stupid the u.s is a dangerous place
Y
as an American, I can agree
Yea I don’t want to go to the US and I live there
dangerous if u need urgent medical help and don't have 400,000 USD on u
It really depends where you live
The U.S. is not dangerous. I've lived here for over a year and I've only died a few times.
You: say the US is not dangerous
Every 7 year old GTA Online player:
Why does this not have more likes?
I've only died 16 times
Australia is very safe I have only been bitten by 15 king brown snakes, 5 copperheads and 24 sydney funnel webs
Wait a damm minute
The first post, she ain't stupid, that's *exactly* how anxiety works.
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly
ExactIy
Exactiy
If you feel useless just remember you can rotate the square in Terris.
Ah yes my favorite game *TERRIS*
@@Ice_type the game about terrorist
@@Ice_typeok... WAT???
Me: I’m not good at sports
The other guy: don’t say that to ur self
My skill at sports: 6:28
LOL same.
Not eggs
Imagine playing Minecraft on a standalone and the mobs start trying to have a conversation with you?
"Adults are kids"
Remember this tumblr post?
"Adults gamer is just kids that pay taxes"
*gasp* what if adults are actually grown up babies.
Lew Shadow Most are
You know that every 60 second in Africa 1 minute passes.
Together we can stop this
@@abriishpotato4729 please spread the word
AFineBoi 69 I will
Last one wasn't really far from reality tho, he wasn't a stupid kid, he was a *_Prophet_*
Mechanical Rabbit Still doesn't know the difference between 'shook' and 'shaken'
What's a prophet
The prophecy is true 🙀
Day 115 of joining people to make FakeJake permanently change his intro to ‘I’m Fakob Jakob.’
Ok
My JaM oF cHoIcE iS cRoFtErS
Ok
Ok
Ok
Stupid thing I did as a kid: I was about 2 or 3 and had just watched Peter pan. My mum was at work and the babysitter was being rly bad at her job. Anyways, I thought that if I believed, I could fly. So, I got up on my table and jumped off of it. I ended up hitting my head on the stairs and I started throwing up everywhere. I had gotten a rly bad concussion because I thought I could fly. My mom had to come home from work (she worked a Dairy Queen and was in the middle of giving someone a blizzard. She never got to turn it upside down, so the ppl got a free blizzard.) And took me to the hospital.
Idk how I still remember this.
When I was a little kid, I put my foot in front of a moving car. Somehow I got out lucky because the driver swerved out of the way. Upon being asked why I did it, I simply said: "It's ok, I saw Tom and Jerry do the same thing and the car flipped over!"
When I was in first grade my parents real estate agent came over to talk to them about selling the house and ended up having dinner with us. In order to impress him i tried to drink my milk really fast like how they drink things in cartoons, needless to say there was milk everywhere and no one was impressed
when I was a kid I was convinced that America was still like the wild west movies
Now that would be interesting.
I think it will be with all these karens
It almost is though
Arthur? Coincidence I think not!
When I was a kid I thought movies were real so every time earth got attack by Xenomorphs I was crying because I didn't want to be Harvest by them
I think the logic behind the "were you a slave?" One is: "it was before I was born, so that adult must've been through it because they're older than me."
Plot twist: The lamp is a nuclear bomb.
Oh god
Quick! Attack while jake is sleeping
9:42 This is what I've been saying! I have two boys, 5 and 10, you can NOT open schools, I see what my sons do and I can tell you just how gross kids are. Look at this kid, he's definitely older than 7 so I feel he should know better but this is just how kids are. They need us to guide them and keep them safe. Sending them to school during a freaking pandemic is insane and negligent. We all know what'll happen if kids go back to school, why is it even a question to send them back?
The first time I was ever on the internet, I clicked on a "You've one a free X" adds.
I bricked my grandmother's computer.
0:56 and then she ran off into the sunset, never to be seen again.
Day 84 of asking FakeJake to collab with RealJake and WhyJake
lol
Would be epic
My JaM oF cHoIcE iS cRoFtErS
Univers will collapse on itself only shaggy at .0000000001% power can stabilise it.
CodeName: ALP ip grabber
She didnt even make a caterpillar, she made a slug. Caterpillars dont have antenna
I’m here early because of a good sleep schedule
I’m here because I haven’t slept and it’s 10am
My JaM oF cHoIcE iS cRoFtErS
Im here because i can't sleep its 12am here
I'm here because I've been awake almost 30 hours.
I'm here because of bad sleep schedule.
I did many stupid things as a kid. One of which is when I almost drowned in a(n adult) pool because I saw people that are floating/swimming. Me, a little 4 year old, who's practically so small that you might probably not notice me and almost step at me, jumped into the pool, did not move an inch, thinking that I would float. I didn't even try to swim, I just... jumped, thinking that doing that, I'm just gonna float... I didn't even scream or cry for help. Good thing my mom saw me and saved me, otherwise, I would be a goner...
Plot twist: Jake is actually a moth in a brain piloting a bone mech with skin armor
No he is a normal human being. God why are some people this dumb
@@uwooshmeugay9642 Shut.
@@uwooshmeugay9642 OHH I see what you did there.....
Too bad he’s not mothman :(
I very much hate this comment
3:24
This reminds me of when I was in Girl Scouts and on Veterans Day a veterinarian came to see our troop
So im just gonna tell this about my little sister (5)
Me : "takes cardboard from little sister"
Little sister : *cries loudly*
that kid in the spiderman outfit probably dressed up as spiderman to remind their parents that they in fact don't need parents o.O
When I was in pre-K I missed a day because I was sick. The next day I didn’t want to go back to school because I thought everyone would’ve forgotten about me
Did they forget you
@@abriishpotato4729 they did
Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed is actually Jake's house and the room he is in is Obama's sexy dungeon
In sixth grade I forgot my deodorant (another word for it is anti-persperant or something like that, I have no clue how to spell it) and I went through that phase where you sometimes say what you think out loud because why not, so I said to myself "Dang it I left my anti-persperant at home..-" and everybody in the locker room half way to changing to their gym clothes and I said something along the lines of "What?? It's the same thing as deodorant! ...stop staring at me...Guys just go get dressed..You only have like two minutes to change clothes..Guys please stop staring at me"
I feel like definitely somebody in the story was an idiot
Growing up is optional. Growing old is inevitable.
10:54 To be fair, he's not wrong considering what's happening to the US nowadays.
that "Come over here so i can hear you!" conversation sounded like two chat bots trying to talk to eachother
the kid winking about the "secret" is so pure omg
The first kid at least knew what "IF" meant... sadly their parent didn't.
Imagine having to explain to adults what it means when you say "what if"... and they still don't understand that its hypothetical and they have to go with it, but naaah they gotta oppose it.
You don't have to imagine.
When I was 6 my class was asked what everyone’s mom was good at I said “burning bread”. I know I was really kind
"I was born in 1996"'
"Were you a slave????"
Me: snorting coffee through my nose....
Plot twist : Jake is a alien that escaped from Area 51
No. Area 51 is escape proof. He escaped from area 50.
9:50
He made a big brain move. He told his parents that but actually wished for something else. His parents laugh which makes him happy AND he got his wish...
6:23 Oh my god! I remember going to a place called “WinKids” when I was little, and it had a foam cube pit just like that. It was about 5 or so feet deep, and I would always try to crawl to the bottom of it. 😂
For the kid thath is in this vid and watching this in the future=
How to cry:
1.Lie down
2.try not to cry
3.cry
Lol
4.cry alot
When I was a kid, I thought that I could float by jumping off my bunk bed, and using my umbrella as a parachute. Worst nosebleed carpet stain ever, as well as a broken umbrella and YEARS of bad luck.
Geese are *duck doggos* Jake.
*DUCK DOGGOS*
Geese are snake Birds
The dumbest thing I did is when I was in preschool my teacher was a little plump.
I was line leader and I went up to her and it goes like this.
Me: Walks up to teacher in front of everyone and pulls up her shirt
Teacher: Why did you do that?
Me: Are you pregnant?
Bruh why everything getting processed
What how
why does it say you said that 2 days ago?
IKR
Wait, what happened to you? You took a ride in the time travelling machine?
LowerBackPain THAT WAS MY QUESTION TOO
Delivery guy: Here's your order!
Mum: But I didn't order anything.
Delivery guy: Strange, we have a toilet bought in your name today.
Mum: WHAT?
Day 69+81 of trying to convince Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
*_C H E E S E K I N G_*
don't you mean 69+69+12?
King cheese
CodeName: ALP ip grabber
@@orlagskapten9829 69+69+(420/(9+11))
@@asierx7047 hell yeah
Yeah I ate paste as a kid. But I am studying to become a neurosurgeon, not all of these kids will grow up to be complete ksoeiejcvjdkd
Im still scared of Dylan
The first one is just super funny crying about something that didn’t happen
Attempt no. 104 in asking Jake to upload more content to his gaming channel, FakeJake Live
7:57
the origin of "cover yourself in oil and wait for it to rain"
Day 19 of joining "Fakob Jakob" Cult.
Wolfickle Makes no sense because once you join you don’t keep joining.
@@MemeMan99 No, its like day 19 after joining the Cult...but now that I think about it, I should probably correct myself
@CodeName: ALP stop self promoting
So, I have this very clear memory of when I was like, 5 or 6. I was with my mom in the kitchen.
Me: Mom?
Mom: Yes?
Me: When Grandma dies, can I have her phone?
Mom: ...
Mom: You’re not supposed to ask that-
So, yeah. I really wanted a phone at the time and apparently I got so desperate, I asked if I could have my Grandma’s phone if she died
Jake kinda looks like a Younger and Brown haired version of the Max Headroom Mask that the person who did the infamous live tv hack had on, look it up on youtube of u somehow hade misses it xD
6:21 - IS THAT ME IN THAT PURPLE SHIRT?!?!?
I just realized that's not me-
Stupid... That is an interesting way to say adorable...
This is why animals are adorable
0:22 The funny thing is, that's more rational than half the things my anxiety causes me to worry about and break down crying over.
My mom told me that when my sister was a young, she used to bite a wire
Excuse me, w h a t
Today, my young sister, 7, begam crying saying she wanted to play. I asked her "What do you want to play?" And all she said was "I want to plaaaaay" and I asked her again and she kept saying she wants to play.
I'm here early coz of my terrible sleep schedule :')
00:50 reminds me of when It was sports day. The 5 contestant was supposed to ran like 50-100M, but FREAKING 3 contestant thought they had to ran the whole field
ooh im early. Was gonna comment "first" but i remembered that i have braincells
Nite no
Congratulations you won nothing
Thank you
That last one is a personal attack that I 100% agree with
I'm here early because of a bad sleep schedule 😭
@Rafael Suprayogi literally fucking dies
@CodeName: ALP gay
10:32
Her vision is based on movement if I stand completely still she wont see me
Are grandparents allowed to post about their own kids in that reddit.
That secret kid one is sooo wholesome! My heart!
Day 3 of giving jake random facts:
The moon have moonquakes.
When I was a kid I thought poop goes all the way around your body collecting stuff out don't need and then comes out the other end 👁👄👁
TH-cam: 3 views
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They are perfecting failing at that one job.
6:25 i love how he is like "yeah! gravity do your thing!"
Day 25 of trying to get him to say
“I’m Fakob Jakob “
My sister has 3 boys oldest is 12, middle 10, baby 5......well of course being boys they are extra mean and there favorite thing to do is pants each other.....one day I was over her house and the baby came over looking so cute an innocent (hes got those cute freckles that go across his nose) and he just walks past me and next thing I know my sweat pants are at my ankle and I hear "pants you" and hes dying laughing....of course my sister fussed at him but we had to laugh about it after he went up stairs.....glad he stopped doing that
No matter what,everybody is a Kid even wenn youre a gronup.i'm a German and this is real:glück means Luck btw
What
ja!
Omg the spider man costume kid reminds me of my youngest sister. When she was 3 or 4, for whatever reason, when she was about to have a tantrum, she would leave quietly, then come back dressed in her cat costume from Halloween and just stand there with a red face until she would just explode into tears. Not sure why she did that, but it was a pretty good warning sign.
day 30 i think of asking jake to say “i’m fay jay”
2:45 When I was little, I used to hope that somehow when I played against the A.I. on my Sega Genesis, someone else in the world was actually digitally connected to my game, and I was facing them. Thought it would be super cool to go against a stranger. So, I guess I came up with the concept of online play before it existed.
day 69 + 10 trying to get jake to reply to my comment
My JaM oF cHoIcE iS cRoFtErS
@ً ً true
3:20 Oh, I remember when I didn’t know either. Thankfully I didn’t even know what exactly a veteran was back then.
7:41 uhhh.... I’m pretty sure that’s Chucky *screams in horror*
9:33 this makes me wonder, what kind of hell hole elementary school is right now.
The lamp is secretly a kid
The irony is Geese actually make surprisingly good dogs, Geese are used to guard chicken the same way dogs are used to guard sheep.
I've seen that "were you a slave?" tweet a million times and I just realized 1996 is only a year before I was born.
I saw a ad for the dolly movie when I was 3-4 at a friend's house and I was terrified everytime because I had to check in the corners for dolls with knifes
0:30, dude, why did you have to burn me like that, I just came here to have fun.
Day 1 of trying to make Jake say "I'm Fakob Jakob." I'm finally joining in.
Reminds me of a recent concentration I overheard
Little girl “mom when will the sick go away? It ruins everything”
Her mother “Well honey it cold take a few years”
Little girl “years?! But that’s forever”
7:42 this reminded me of the time I was left alone for just 2 seconds and I was already drowning in a little pond because my diaper floated
One of my strangest memories is when was about 4,I was wearing only a shirt,and running around the house,and my older siblings are just filming me?