The Whitest Guy In New York. Mike P. Burton - Full Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
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This guy has so much attitude and I love it! I watched the whole thing in one sitting.
"Did you think I said can you throw your voice??" lol
About every 6 months, I watch this Guy. This is my 4th time, and I still laugh OUT LOUD! He is Hilarious! I have awakened in the middle of the night and thought, "I hope you don't fall in a hole" and laughed out loud. Ok, I'm weird... NO, HE's Funny!
I just paid him his money for hosting the show at Comic Strip. He is very low key off stage. Good for Mike.
Me too, only this is more than 6 for me. 😂😂😂
Me too, but I lost count. 😅
This guy has my stomach hurting and tears running down my face from laughing so hard!🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👍🏽💯🔥✌🏽❤
He was absolutely hilarious!!!! Seriously, like his energy and the way he talks just cracked me up! Am I right? YEAH! 👏👏🎤🤣🤣
True!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love watching dry bar comedy, but most of the comedians only make me chuckle/giggle yet this guy made me laugh so hard I started coughing and couldn't breathe! He definitely was funny and I am glad I gave his special a chance.
Shortness of breath. Uh oh.
You give me an "Hola"!!!
@Backcountry Enthusiast why? I cough all the time, I'm a pot smoker and it will happen for as few hours. Hopefully your playing, because that was mad rude
@Backcountry Enthusiast I've gotten tested so🤷♀️. And I smoke weed because it helps my seizures (and I'm on 3 meds for it. Also helps with pain with my sickness so🤷♀️
Don't judge people because you don't know them) mad disrespectful
Me too but that’s not because they aren’t funny but because I’ve listened to so many comedians so I was always laughing so some things aren’t as funny
Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all these uploads of really talented ,and genuinly funny people
Be sure to drop them a few bucks!
Là
@@MonarchAZ ya ya de
I love when comedians interact with the crowd, he did a good job pulling the audience in.
Worth the money to go see him. But I'm mad old, so I know he'll be making fun of me, but I'd be all over it🤣💯🤷♀️
Like Aries Spears with the interaction
When he pauses with Juliette, with that look, waits and waits, then says, "Get out ", I just about rolled on the floor!
"But I can't do that cause divorce is expensive." 🤣
I remember seeing a clip of the how to be whiter joke a while ago and so glad I got to see it again with the rest of the show. I like this guy. He got me a few times funny af 😂😂
Your name got me a few times also (like 4 times) Lol just kidding but it's quite unusual :D
I'd like to get you a few times 😏
this guy doesn't even need material; his delivery is pure gold.
This guy is too anal about one particular flex tone auto pioletts murder bees and Hanes pre treated with that holiday mess
Yeah Joe, his delivery is perfect. He's good.🌸
He is so accurate. Can't stand when someone disrupts the silence in public places on their phones with their overly loud projected voices. A guy friend told me I was too quiet and needed to project my voice more. I think everyone else should project their voice less.
Melissa DeHart Amen on that!
I once saw a lady getting her hair cut and she was on her phone the entire time. Rude af. She just kept switching ears when he'd be cutting that side. She had really short hair too and the guy cutting it looked super annoyed. I hope he messed it up 😆
Better yet let's just try to be more tolerant of the projection each person chooses for themselves. You never know who they are talking to or even their own hearing capabilities. Although I personally don't take phone calls on public places I understand not everyone is capable of self control. I honestly don't think they realize it's as rude as it is. Either way, they are showing you their level of civility right off the back which I find saves me a lot of time weeding out people I'd rather not make a connection with. If their Momma wouldn't have gave them the eye of death for such behavior I know there's probably little we could have in common lol. Just my opinion though, doesn't mean any more than anyone else's.
Thank you lol
THANK YOU!! it’s so frustrating when people scream at me to speak up when I’m just speaking at a decent volume
Solid set- good energy all the way through. Plenty of great punchlines.
This dude totally killed it. Even though he had to change his show. Amazing at reading the crowd.
Yep, pretty good.
Change his show? How?
@@darthkenobi415 Yeah I don't get it
@@darthkenobi415 he had to cater his very "gotta avoid getting messed up bc I'm the white sheep in a mixed hood" set to a bunch of white people and one latino woman
@@letshavefun1015 😅💀😅
Now everyone knows we are southern 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn't think this guy would grow on me but he did LMAO
Love this guy. His expressions are great!
Terrific. One of the few that makes me want to see him live. Good set, Mike!
"But you can't say that, because divorce is expensive."
😆 I say this often.
I have a cell phone story: My 5 year old son and I were in a Wal-Mart looking at magazines. A man was down the aisle talking on his phone to a girlfriend/wife. He was not happy and kept getting louder and louder. Then he blurts out very loudly, "I guess you know you are giving me a hard on." My 5 year old looks at me and says, "Mommy, what's a hard on." Before I could say anything the man just glares at me. So, I calmly asked him, "Would you like to explain that to a 5 year old?" He angrily replied, "You shouldn't be listening to my private conversation." Before I could reply a little old lady voice came from the aisle over, "You shouldn't be having a private conversation loud enough for all of Wal-Mart to hear." And people all around us started clapping and laughing. He turned very red and almost ran out of the store.
Way to go for you momma!! That guy was a jerk. Great story
Your story was better than this guys entire act...
@@oobiedoobs
Are you humor impaired?
Dude's a Slayer! Fast n Furious and hittin every Beat!
Wow... rated him on appearance and was waaaay tf off. I love me some comedy and that was way closer to a 9 than an 8. That guy was very good. The act was polished and perfomed brilliantly. Best I've seen in a long while.
I worked my last two jobs with only black ppl, loved working with them and still in contact with most of them. When they would make a "black joke" and I laughed too, they would sometimes take offense so I made a joke about myself or white ppl in general and it would be instant laughter and getting along again. Some of my favorite times at those workplaces :)
Oh yes, we need more race sex women jokes, because we running dry..
@@Kesshino Yeah I know, it's only all over every TV channel, magazine, news article, book, movie, social media post, or song that comes out these days. I wont settle until it's eat, sleep, racism, sexism. It's the only thing worth talking about.
Zonker Harris, totally agree!!! He’s one of my favorite stand up acts!!!
No maybe a 4.6 at most only left once or twice the whole show .
Smart husbands drop the wife off at the door to look more chivalrous, and I also pick her up at the door! If I ever die while we are shopping, she's never gonna find the car though... Last laugh is mine!
..... And if she decides to leave you hanging one day, last laugh is hers.
@Beverly B Humor is entirely subjective. If you found none, then to you it's not funny. If someone else finds it funny, then they found humor. If you find a joke tasteless, you're not watching enough Jimmy Carr.
🤣
@Beverly B c'mon why you gotta be that person
My wife has a difficult time finding the car when she parks it in our two car garage. I nearly always drop my wife off at the door, never though what would happen if I died immediately after parking in the mall lot. How would she find the car since I would have the keys and the alert fob.
"This guy thought he was on storage wars... yeeepppp" had me dying 7:14
I'M SO GLAD DRYBAR COMEDY CAME ALONG TO FILL A VOID. Cheers from a Fan Down Under. Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia.
To be fair to Juliet, he didn't specify to yell 'angrily'. Though it was pretty obvious within the context of the bit he was attempting to do.~^^
I never thought I would like an angry comedian, but he was hysterical. Among the top from Dry Bar for sure.
Man you guys are really pumping these out for Coronavirus season.
They made the full specials available on youtube during this pandemic...
Here dude 😂
They better keep coming
You forgot the letter L...it’s a PLANDEMIC...Do your research, it’s a scam to get everyone vaccinated...Look into Evento 201. If you give a fuk about your life. Peace.
Four months later and they're still pretending this is about a virus with .04 percent death rate. Like 97 yr old granny was gonna live for 20 more years.
Getting whiter is a defensive mechanism like a chameleon!
strikezrow ♥️
This was the funniest session I've ever heard!
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY...Dry Bar you are doing a great service to The USA racking up these brilliant comics!!! 😅😂🤣
I think I played this guy on Wii Sports
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 🤣
I was this guy on Wii sports.
😂 only just noticed
He IS very white.....
This man is hilarious!
I think I played this guy on Wii Sports
Mike Burton is absolutely hilarious thanks for the laughs Mike
His facial expressions turn him into that guy from Whose Line Is It Anyway. Ryan Stiles 😂
He's creepy. And angry. And HILARIOUS!!
This guy is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Gonna watch this again just to count how many times he says, "okay?" LOL
Did you lose your place when he was counting out of sequence?
OMG. Grew up in a snow belt. Squalls are terrifying sometimes.
I laughed the whole show. I needed that!
See ya in three days-Christ, this guy is funny!
This guy... is gooood.
Thank you! I love the originality of you act!
We all feel it, but never put it into a routine!!
hehe the niece "HELLOOO BLACK PEOPLE.." omg .. I wouldn't know what to do if my niece did that either LOL... would be so awkward for both parties
I love kids. I would have piss myself laughing 😂
An encounter like that should be nothing MATURE adults can't handle! Turns out they were. ❤
When my Daughter was about 4 she told a little girl," we're the same color on the inside". It was jointly the cutest/scariest thing I ever experienced. Luckily her mom was super cool about it. But yes, very tense few moments.
I like his angry style :D
Mike is the funniest comedian that I've seen on Dry Bar! His animation is fabulous. Very enjoyable!
Quick jokes..great timing..hysterical faces...love this dude..and..I live in NC!!!
He is one of the best!!
Lol his reaction to the squall warning. I live in Minnesota and this year was the first time I've EVER heard of a snow squall. Crazy but legit.
Two things. 1. This guy is really funny and 2. Dry Bar Comedy is great. 🤗🙋🏻♀️😄🤣😁😆
Am I the only one to notice this dude is low-key shredded?
Yeah he definitely is haha I just noticed!
What does that mean? Enlighten me.
Hello black people
Kim Opager ???
Upper body only, looks like he doesn’t do too much on leg day.
excellent end joke!!!!!! I laughed so hard out loud LOL..
I absolutely love this guy!
I keep hoping you would mention the giant bee hive behind you!😂
I couldn’t take my eyes off that huge honey comb.
“1 family in 1 house...for a week.” Well Mike try 1 family in 1 house for a MONTH! (& not by choice)
bigtimetorifan living through that at the moment but it seems it will be for 2 months instead of 1, and man oh man, am I going insane? It’s horrible. This makes the situation way worse than had it been just my husband and I.
pfff 1 month, says the future
I'm the most ginger gingers to end all gingers and I live in the middle of an area of Miami that is primarily Ecuadorians. The first bit is exactly my life. xD
Freaking hilarious! The Black people part though LMFAO
My Son said hey Mom, its alot of "White" people downtown, he's 5y.
[He just stated the obvious, it was a Christmas Parade downtown]
" Holidazzle" Lol😁✌
True, there was but he never thought he was being inappropriate and use a racist slur like "Crackers".
Kids are very honest and repeat what they hear at home, she didn't look at it as being inappropriate.
ADULTS do because our society is so racially conscious and sensitive ABOUT everything...😊
I would agree its awkward had it been a racial slur.🤣
@@nononsense5182 Exactly.
I was thinking the same thing lol. I love kids I would died laughing while yelling hello white people 🤣🤣
@@blackbutterfly6872 LMAO
The counting out of order had me dying
Bodies in the basement and I like biscuits! 💀💀💀
Oh Earl 🤪
As I read this. He said it lmao
He reminds me of Danny Kay in looks and facial expressions.
And a little bit of Charles Nelson Reilly!
And a little Tom Hanks.
Tears, from laughing!
"She can't handle all this glamour."
He is so funny and complete I love his mimics. Thanks drybar for sharing real comedy for all of us.
23:59 So I’m holding him under the water. 😂💀
24:10 lol
excellent session! brilliant act!
At 32:25, Siri thinks he’s talking to her and stops the video “Hey, Sherry” 😂😂😂
Historically great !, thank you !
This guy must have been a hoot in school.
No Glen. He is not an Owl.
@@DudeMannn your mom's an owl
This is one of the best on here. I'm in tears
This guy did an amazing job at keeping me straight faced
Up your medication
Sorry about that lobotomy.
Look at Phil Collins here with all the jokes. Who knew.
Many lol moments. Thank you.
Just as funny as the last time it was uploaded.
I love watching Mike...wonderful and very funny, thanks Mike.
A 42 minute long monologue. It was good the whole way through, too. That's impressive.
"Wow, everybody is married..." You fools!
Fyr Dnl - Well, it's Provo...
@@JohnnyWishbone85 the world is like the most toxic server of a sandbox/mmo. The first users are somehow still griefing everything dispite being inactive for years.
DUDE you remind me of my uncle Charles lol the right degree of pent up anger and the ability to twist it to make it humerous
Playing Monopoly is absolute HELL!
This guy is good!
I like his unique funny jokes 😊
"I got bodies in the basement and I like biscuits"😄😄😄
😂😁😆🤣
loved every bit of it!!!
That show was killer!!!😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is seriously funny, I laughed through the entire video. Now I wanna go see him live.
Perfect timing..... must watch for the thrill of his eyes and gestures 🥰🥰
He was bright, funny, energetic and I want more!
I have seen this set several times and makes me laugh every time!!
Like him,
He is clean and funny.
Well it's drybar they have to be clean.
...and spot on!!
And there it is... The obligatory "he's clean"... Ugh
@Mad Scientific
Should be a.drinking game on here..oh wait
Jeff Allen and Mike Burton!!! The best!!! Watching from the Philippines!!!
This guy is great!
Mike is in my top ten of dry bar comedies. ☺️
This guy is FUNNY! Great break from Corona Virus reporting. Thanks, Mike, for the distraction!
I've watched many times over last few years. Soooo funny!! 😅😂😅
Oh thank you for the laughter!!!
Talking about how nobody’s on their phones. Someones phone is visible in the bottom left at 33:31 nearly shat myself 🤣. Those two things are unrelated
Dude, definitely my favorite on dry bar, hilarious
When he said "Any Latinos in here?" I was like WOOOOOOOO! ME!!!! And the rest of my family just jumped and yelled at me😂
I loved when he asked if her mother points with her lips! 😂😂😂
@@crystalcollins493 yes😂 most relatable thing I've heard since ever lol
Vladimir Putin doing Stand Up :)
Meh 😑
@K.M OMG!! I just noticed that!!! 😂😀😆🤣
We can all use a good laugh during these depressing days.
26:40 How is this man not a meme? His faces alone are enough to make anyone laugh!
Make some memes