great shirt, I think "Oh you want to do some dome sh*t huh? How about you put rocks in your pockets and do [insert corrective training]" was my favorite game.
It is true. Drills can be anywhere. We got clocked on our Kevlar's with rocks thrown by a drill sergeant up in a tree during a night training exercise. A) How was he up there? The tree seemed to be too small to hold his weight. B) How was his aim that good? He was like Mel Gibson in Braveheart. [CLUNK!] "You're dead, Privates."
The drills hiding in your dreams is fucking facts. According to some of the dudes I went to basic with, I would scream "YES DRILL SERGEANT!" as loud as I could in my sleep and I'd still be dead asleep
Hey there my loveable mates across the pond in the good of US of A I gotta hand it to you as an ex British Army JTAC with many many days spent attached to an American unit of some form overseas I got to say it’s heartwarming to see that you haven’t lost the knack of how to “banter” after I just binge watched angrycops videos. The UK & The USA, the only militaries in the world who understands & knows each other. I certainly understand all of the “when you know, u just know” memes after being there many times myself in basic. Keep up the good work 😁🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸😎
@@djcoopes7569 every family has their squabbles but u know the way it is,u fight one in the family the while family comes a calling,lol,n we likely gonna hurt some feelings as well as bust some heads,just saying.
Bro, when you said "We're in your dreams" I got a flashback of being in Boot Camp, and one of my Drill Instructors came up to the next bunk over and started fucking with another recruit in his sleep. HE ACTUALLY REPLIED "YES SIR/AYE SIR" IN HIS FUCKING SLEEP!! One of the most hilarious moments I witnessed while there. Can't imagine what he was dreaming exactly about.
It's actually very common at night to hear a recruit sound off in their sleep. It's either a number (sounding off in formation) or someone ends up sitting straight up and shouting "AYE SIR / MA'AM" before passing out.
That canteen meme was too damn accurate. I'm not a vet but I have two of those canteens from my uncle who served in the army in like the late 70's and gave them to my dad as a kid and I know the exact way those canteens taste. I even keep one on my plate carrier in a canteen pouch.
The leg day meme applies to the whole Russian military at this point. Always pick Fort Hood over Polk, at Hood you can do Grand Theft auto sh#t and hide at the commissary until your stars go down
3:31 can we appreciate that the positions of the two match perfectly with the beast that is Revanant and his helpless pray. If only the text said death it would be on point to how well this parallels.
Not really. She did some shitty stuff, sure, but Biden and his son Hunter have her beat by a country mile. Also, the soldiers at Abu Ghraib were involved in some heinous and satanic shit. Honestly, when you look at it objectively, stolen valor is a joke that shouldn't be punished because the "valor" that these people are stealing is that of war crimes and crimes against humanity that are sanctioned by our own government on a daily basis.
@@charleshill1906 what? Stolen valor isn’t a joke bud Just because it ain’t as bad as what our GOVERNMENT is doing doesn’t mean it’s any less bad! You’re blind!
The Chieftain did a Q&A on the topic of removing masks. Yes, it's in the training. The loader of a tank crew is ordered by the TC to remove their mask. At gun point.
That was one of the reasons I never ducked out of carrying the platoon radio. Even as an E-2, I was less expendable than others. It helped that our LT was a chronic loser of security items, leaving me in charge of the radio code book, the map, and making sure the LT didn't leave his weapon or helmet somewhere. Lordy he was a moron.
@@MonkeyJedi99 When I was in Korea we (including some NCOs) joked about butt-stroking whoever tried to take our rifle. Break the seal on their mask so they are the canary. Potential punishments for doing so was discussed with new soldiers so they could do their own cost/benefit if it came to that.
@Nathaniel Shrock There are better ways. There are chemical test kits and powered chemical detectors, but not every unit will have access to those things at all times. - It's rather like being issued a bayonet. You hope you'll never have to rely on it, but you have it, and you are trained in its use.
Everytime i see a raid shadow legends ad it makes me laugh. There is a thing as to much advertising and at this point its just a joke seeing it. Kudos for getting free money out of it though.
While not having been in the military I've gotten surplus canteens at different ages in life, I can confirm with 100000% certainty that canteen water tastes that weird unique taste and it is indeed oddly good.
HAHA, I love the moment you just stand there with a shit eating grin after the no leg to stand on pun. You can tell you are just so damn proud of that one.
I needed a smile this morning and you forced laughter on me!? Well done! Now, 15 laps around the parade grounds with a drop and give me 20 every third lap!
im so happy you have molded into the TH-camr we know and love now. My favorite Angry Cops skit will always be "Southern Sheriffs experience snow" MY GOD....ITS RAINING COCAINE!! That and a bridge of friendship! Hope you are well Sarge
For those who are curious of a good way to clean out your canteens so it's less dirty but still delicious without it ending up tasting like soap: Empty it and add a swig or two of mouthwash to it, and shake it for about 5 minutes. First two or three refills after that will be a bit minty after that too which is real nice.
recognized the boat in the background!!!! right at the mouth of the Ohio River, just outside the Carnegie Science Center...my family and I (including my elderly Grandmother) toured the USS Requin many years back (99 or 2000?) Crew was awesome, patiently answering questions from the guests and even took Grandma up into the sail to see the view.... Thanks for the memory, AC, cant wait to see the memes on that one!
Me chilling waiting for my 18th birthday to enlist bc my parents are anti military and won't cosign at 17 watching Angry Cops on my lunch breaks wanting to be in the Marines
These memes bring back such great memories, even if they were situations where I was hating life.... Also: that fuck fuck games shirt. Love it. Want one. Couldn't ever wear it.
@Nathaniel Shrock you're probably right, even my pure and uncontaminated mind (read with sarcasm) can think of 2 pictures and at least one gif that would have gotten the video taken down by some offended snowflake. Lol
9:11 I had a drill sergeant till us a story about them after lights out doing a impression of their senior drill Sergeant when they heard "Another one on fire guard" they laughed until they realized it was their drill, my drill Sergeant said they each had to do three shifts a night for a week
The Ukrainian farmers want to use those tanks to give their tractors a break, for some maintenance downtime. Also good for pulling tree stumps leftover after they cut down the trees to use them for improvised Road barricades. Nothing beats Road barrier built with actual trees , nails, barbed wire, caffeine. If the Ukrainian combat engineers or their official equivalent are anything close in imagination to those of the USA and the UK., Somebody's day is about to get seriously ruined you do not want to deal with a group of pissed-off combat engineers, and right now in Ukraine their motivation level is off the scale and then you add a group of pissed-off civilians who understand the territory into the mix ., taking" Red Dawn " to a whole new level of" do you really want to go there".!.!
Speaking of hiding drill sergeants, storytime! You see, I was a thirty-one-year-old private going through basic training. I weighed somewhere around 272 lb but, I and Tall so it was enough to not get me put in with the rest of the fat bodies. Long story short, I lost a crap ton of weight and by the end of basic training I could Rock the sit-up and the Run... but I was still struggling with push ups. Although I was losing weight, I was just not putting on the muscle. Fast forward, I finally passed the push-up portion of the test, but I was there long enough to see a new set of red-phase soldiers process in. At this point, I was doing PT with the drill sergeants that weren't Leading the formations... eating with drill sergeants.. used to teach the new soldiers situational awareness, and pretty much my company's errand boy... It was great. Two things, before joining I was basically a two pack a day smoker... and at this point smoking was a definite No-No for new soldiers. And also somewhere around halfway through my basic training cycle, they cracked down on drill sergeants who were smoking as well... which did not improve their disposition. One day, a buddy of mine called me and I found a nice quiet place next to the barracks to answer the phone call. It didn't take long, I smelled the smoke. At this point I hadn't had a cigarette in weeks, and it didn't bother me until I smell someone else smoking. While on the phone, I did not acknowledge it, but I began to look around... that's when I realized that one of the bushes next to the Barracks had eyes, and it was staring back at me. I stayed on the phone with my buddy for a little while, and then when we got finished... I could no longer smell smoke, but the drill sergeant was not coming out of the bushes. I'm pretty sure she knew she was caught, and as I stood up and leave no, she came out, bragged about her hiding spot and asked if I saw anything.... my response... " I have no idea what you're talkin about drill sergeant, just like I didn't see a cigarette fall out of your pack when you walked away". I enjoyed my brief time in that bush, so I didn't fit nearly as well as she did.
I went through Marine Corps boot camp (6 months in, repeatedly tore the tendons from my ankle because they thought 1 month was enough recovery time to heal, so I spent 1 month in MRP, then went to a new platoon, tore them off again, then back to MRP for a month, back to a platoon and had them torn off again, then I gave up because the cycle wasn't going to stop. Had the opportunity on the third attempt to go with a graduating platoon but I was sick of being recycled with an injury that wasn't allowed to heal properly.). I couldn't put on muscle to save my life until I got into MRP to recover. There's just TOO MUCH CARDIO. 3 mile runs every day and a diet of salads and bottom feeding fish isn't nutritional for building better soldiers. Pullups went from 4 to 20 in that span because in MRP you can actually eat without being on stupid caloric restrictions and you can heal and recover after the PT sessions. My run time also improved from 3 miles in 27 minutes to 3 miles in 18 minutes. This was back just after 9/11 when drills were still able to get away with technical beatings as long as it didn't leave a lasting mark and could smoke you for 12 hours straight like pure psychopaths. Before all of the PT changes and softening of the military that we've seen as of late.
@@grunklestanlee2774 Personally, I hope the MIC crashes and burns. We need to get back to the founders true vision of the country and that's one without a formal military. But that's not a reality we can attain without the entire worlds worth of governments also imploding. SO, to be a realist about it, I just want to see military spending cut in half and an end to foreign intervention and war and a complete disregard for soldiers entirely. We shouldn't glorify people who sign up with the intention to kill someone, or to make a life long career off the back of the tax payers. $50k+ to join up, plus GI bill, plus full medical, dental and vision, plus retirement, plus guaranteed pay raises and promotions, plus hazard pay, free travel, free food, free or assisted housing...It's the very pinnacle of socialism and all they do is wage war on behalf of the billionaires that run this country. Softening them up IMO, is a good thing. I hope it makes them so weak that when it comes time for an inevitable secession movement that the people fighting on behalf of the government are as weak and as pathetic as possible. And such a time will happen in my lifetime. They've pushed too hard in the last few years that the animosity towards the government is almost boiling over and the camel's back is about to snap. All that being said though, IF you're going to have a military, then it needs to be the very best it can be and that means that standards should be as impossibly high as they can be. The best nutrition, the best food, the best weapons, etc. The American military should be modern day Spartans, not soyboy's. No women, no mentally ill people, no gays. But also no careers. A limited term of service with an ability to recall in times of crisis. Get those highly trained and disciplined people into the public sector. The longer people stay in the military the worse their performance and ability becomes. You see it in NCO's and CO's. The higher the rank the fatter and shittier they are on average. If they're going to stay in for a long time then standards need to be even stricter for them. The people need to get what they are being forced to pay for.
@@grunklestanlee2774 ... it depends on what you mean. Yeah, I was a PT holdover, but I constantly worked my ass off to pass. My biggest problem was getting sir and Ma'am out of my vocabulary when talking to ncos... I could still move shoot and communicate, never found myself in sick call, and never fell out on a Ruck... somewhere in the middle of my training, I was given the option to chapter, or restart... I went for the restart option, but during a PT test , the first sergeant was running with us. He asked me if I still wanted to restart, and I told him no. I was finally getting enough confidence to believe that I could pass so I told him "I want to pass this B before the cycle ends" His answer..." Beat me to the finish line and you got it"... And I did. Ten years and two deployments I have managed to hold the standard. I've never been a PT stud, but I absolutely will not quit. So, do I think that the training should be altered for people who feel entitled... Hell no! But do I think that people who are genuinely trying and show the potential should be given every opportunity to move on... FUCK yes! I hope that answers your question.
I love these videos, they never cease to make me laugh and I always leave the video in good spirits, Thank You lol. Keep up the great work and also thank you for helping out vets as well.
My friend i gotta ask is our military up to the job or is it too infected by emma and her moms ? I may not be a vet but ill tell you this im a patriot and to see what their community has done to the military and the way they dishonor vets made me sick. If we go to war with Russia what branch is up to the task ?
There is just way to much of the warrior tradition left in the Marine corps. Another 5-10 years I don't know. But at least their recruitment commercials haven't gone all wokertard yet.
@@Irish381 i agree but seeing marine vids with soldiers being gay in basic scares me perhaps marine special forces now those guys are the ultimate badasses
Love how disingenuous that Raid ad read was. I mean, get that money man, I know they pay way too good to say no to, but love how obvious it was you've literally never installed that piece of trash game on your phone.
That DS impression one hits close to home. Did basic at FT Knox. We were left in a parkinlot unsupervised for a couple hours. One guy got upfront an started impressions that were spot on an had us dead laughin. DS rolled up real slow in his bold beat up Lincoln. We were just stunned silent. Guy upfront slowly turned arount to the meanest lookin face lookin out a car window. DS stuck his hand out an gave us a thumbs diwn. We just started doin pushups then the DS peeled out an left, lol. Spent the next couple hours layin on stomachs crackin jokes an keepin an eye out so we could start pushin when we saw DS comin back, lolol.
Rich you're a fuqing legend ... I love your content and look forward to every post you make. please, please, please never get it as pretentious as Donut has become. had to unsubscribe from him this week it broke my heart. you're the last vestige of true and veteran humor. we've never met but I love you like a brother. keep it real and keep it funny
Ah yes, I remember my deployed days all to well. The year was [REDACTED] and we were deployed to [REDACTED]. I had just entered my platoon's tent to get ready for guard and tossed my M16 on my bunk and heard a gunshot go off... "Did some little bastard mess with my rifle?" I picked up my M16 and inspected it and noted it had not fired and was still on safe. I then looked over the wooden "privacy wall" to my platoon sergeant's bunk and saw him reeling with his own M16 and blood running down his face. I also noted the hole in the tent ceiling above him He had just tried to kill himself. Since he was still holding his weapon I raised mine and screamed at him to drop it. That's when the rest of the platoon rushed into the tent to the sight of their platoon sergeant covered in blood and me pointing my rifle at him. They immediately raised their rifles at me. "Uhhh..fellas, what's going on isn't what you think is going is on. Sarge tried to off himself and he won't drop his weapon. Look at the hole in the tent right there. Now how about we all just lower our rifles and talk this out?" Turned out the PLT SGT had just received divorce papers in the mail. That's when I really knew the evil things that women can do to a man. Needless to say I was late to guard duty and got my ass chewed out by the Sergeant Major in guard formation, but he later apologized - in private of course - and made sure I was on the easy first shift. And that was the first of 5 more deployments with each one getting subsequently worse. Ever see a guy off himself with a Ma Deuce? I have. It's messy. And a little old lady with her legs blown off by a Russian AP mine. Or my friend dying in his tank when it caught on fire at NTC. Or any number of horrible things I've seen. I just keep it all locked in a tiny apocalypse box in my mind and carry on as normal. Don't make me open the box.
Weirdly, the meme about the drill sergeant hiding while the private does their drill sergeant impression makes me want a mod for Yakuza where Majima is just replaced with AC. Hiding in a giant street cone for hours until the private just happens to walk by before bursting out shouting
That was the best commercial I think I’ve ever seen. For that, I will quit typing and get back to watching… continue por favor. It was definitely top three.
Holy shit I want the fuck fuck games shirt
It’s available at the website Angry-Cops.com
I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS
great shirt, I think "Oh you want to do some dome sh*t huh? How about you put rocks in your pockets and do [insert corrective training]" was my favorite game.
I'll die a gamer before I live long enough to support Disney, the military, and drag.
@@tegridyweed7863 that’s the lamest shit I ever read
Veterans getting ready to hunt...
“Pass the 30 round magazine”
No, pass the headspace and timing gauge and the 100 round can of hate.
No, 30 rounds is too many. One 5.56 to knock down, and one .45 ACP to nail her to the wall.
More like the machete
Can of hate, like Popeye the wishing Cartoon? Cartoons do not matter.
Well you dont have to headspace and time the 50s anymore
Ma deuce!
It is true. Drills can be anywhere. We got clocked on our Kevlar's with rocks thrown by a drill sergeant up in a tree during a night training exercise. A) How was he up there? The tree seemed to be too small to hold his weight. B) How was his aim that good? He was like Mel Gibson in Braveheart. [CLUNK!] "You're dead, Privates."
Did his name happen to be DS Ratledge
C. How the hell did he get the rocks into the tree while climbing it
@@Squirrel-Gaming. D. why are Trix for kids?
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 e. silly rabbit
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 E. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop
When you're in a CBRN Environment: "Hey, Admin, I bet you wish our pay hadn't got screwed up last month huh?!"
The drills hiding in your dreams is fucking facts. According to some of the dudes I went to basic with, I would scream "YES DRILL SERGEANT!" as loud as I could in my sleep and I'd still be dead asleep
Hey there my loveable mates across the pond in the good of US of A I gotta hand it to you as an ex British Army JTAC with many many days spent attached to an American unit of some form overseas I got to say it’s heartwarming to see that you haven’t lost the knack of how to “banter” after I just binge watched angrycops videos. The UK & The USA, the only militaries in the world who understands & knows each other. I certainly understand all of the “when you know, u just know” memes after being there many times myself in basic. Keep up the good work 😁🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸😎
Thank you for your service! How is controlling British aircraft compared to working with American aircraft if you had the chance do to so?
Although we may have fought each other, we will fight with each other. Unless you guys arent busy friday for another war.
At the end of the day, our grandparents divorced a long time ago but we still family haha
And the Australian military understands both
@@djcoopes7569 every family has their squabbles but u know the way it is,u fight one in the family the while family comes a calling,lol,n we likely gonna hurt some feelings as well as bust some heads,just saying.
Holy shit that hiding drill sergeant one was fucking. perfect. Thankfully I was always the one laughing, never the one impersonating.
Bro, when you said "We're in your dreams" I got a flashback of being in Boot Camp, and one of my Drill Instructors came up to the next bunk over and started fucking with another recruit in his sleep. HE ACTUALLY REPLIED "YES SIR/AYE SIR" IN HIS FUCKING SLEEP!! One of the most hilarious moments I witnessed while there. Can't imagine what he was dreaming exactly about.
It took me a couple readings of what you'd said to see the "with" .
I was thinking"a drill fucking a recruit in his sleep?WTF?"
@@doughesson Literally lol!
@@doughesson What happens in boot camp... stays in boot camp.
@@terribleauthority Not in this day & age, bro
It's actually very common at night to hear a recruit sound off in their sleep. It's either a number (sounding off in formation) or someone ends up sitting straight up and shouting "AYE SIR / MA'AM" before passing out.
I’m so glad I found Rich when I did. Because while his rants are what I came for, this is why I stayed. Keep it up man
Brother, these always make my day. Especially when I wake up feel war whacky AF and just had crappy dreams all night. Keep em coming drill.
Fuck those dreams. Stay strong
Yea brother me too; but we all out here after our TI and we hear ya, shout out to everyone who has been here
Dude...
You're the content creator we need right now!!!
Thanks!
Hell yeah, starting off the morning with Angry Meme Review means it's going to be a good day
Fax
AC and breakfast. A good combination.
Right!
And a Darwin awards
@@ryandelichte4867 I haven't watched that one yet. Looking forward to it
AC... Compares drinking canteen water to one night stand.
Me... I think I need to call a therapist. That statement made to much sense.
Real massive respect for everyone submitting their memes and for Sir AC for bringing them back. Bring a lot of smiles on the face man, thank you.
Sir? SIR!? He works for a living!!!
I knew the A Team was out There. I am not a standard One, never was, never will be.
Of course, My Like was #76. I am not crazy. I wonder if anyone will respect what I do? I am become Death for many,
@@Generichjm Whatever you’re on, it’s a hell of a drug.
That canteen meme was too damn accurate. I'm not a vet but I have two of those canteens from my uncle who served in the army in like the late 70's and gave them to my dad as a kid and I know the exact way those canteens taste. I even keep one on my plate carrier in a canteen pouch.
The leg day meme applies to the whole Russian military at this point. Always pick Fort Hood over Polk, at Hood you can do Grand Theft auto sh#t and hide at the commissary until your stars go down
My little brother is based in hood rn lol
There should be a meme somewhere of using the army to get out of the hood and then land a 4 year contract being stuck at fort hood.
@@ironrain1x you should make it
@@100ksubsanillmakeavideo3 I was there from 2003-2009 I'm sure your brother has stories I know I have some
Best 2.5 years of my life @ Hood in 4ID 4BDE (yeah I’m old) was a 63S mechanic in a Blackhawk unit.
It was like Daycamp!!
Bruh, I don't have- nor have I ever had- a drill sargent, but that last one had me checking my blind spots just in case.
I heard of a Drill Sargent even hiding in an empty wall locker once. And he was the biggest guy ive probably ever met too.
3:31 can we appreciate that the positions of the two match perfectly with the beast that is Revanant and his helpless pray. If only the text said death it would be on point to how well this parallels.
"The big guy shot his face off" Ruthlessly hilarious!
Im confused whats the lore here
@@TheRealRusDaddy Kentucky go boom th-cam.com/video/1449kJKxlMQ/w-d-xo.html
@@utbdoug "kentucky go boom" is such a great way to say that
Not a Vet, but I hearing “pass the 30 round mag” puts a smile on my face. This chick is the definition of evil.
Not really. She did some shitty stuff, sure, but Biden and his son Hunter have her beat by a country mile. Also, the soldiers at Abu Ghraib were involved in some heinous and satanic shit. Honestly, when you look at it objectively, stolen valor is a joke that shouldn't be punished because the "valor" that these people are stealing is that of war crimes and crimes against humanity that are sanctioned by our own government on a daily basis.
@@charleshill1906 you have the right to be wrong in this country
@@evaporatednut9824 agreed, he has every right to be wrong.
@@evaporatednut9824 Yeah, he can be wrong but still EABOD.
@@charleshill1906 what? Stolen valor isn’t a joke bud
Just because it ain’t as bad as what our GOVERNMENT is doing doesn’t mean it’s any less bad! You’re blind!
The Chieftain did a Q&A on the topic of removing masks. Yes, it's in the training. The loader of a tank crew is ordered by the TC to remove their mask. At gun point.
That was one of the reasons I never ducked out of carrying the platoon radio. Even as an E-2, I was less expendable than others.
It helped that our LT was a chronic loser of security items, leaving me in charge of the radio code book, the map, and making sure the LT didn't leave his weapon or helmet somewhere. Lordy he was a moron.
@@MonkeyJedi99 When I was in Korea we (including some NCOs) joked about butt-stroking whoever tried to take our rifle. Break the seal on their mask so they are the canary.
Potential punishments for doing so was discussed with new soldiers so they could do their own cost/benefit if it came to that.
@Nathaniel Shrock There are better ways.
There are chemical test kits and powered chemical detectors, but not every unit will have access to those things at all times.
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It's rather like being issued a bayonet. You hope you'll never have to rely on it, but you have it, and you are trained in its use.
Someone has to be the canary
The drill SGT impression one happened to me lmao! I was pretending, people were laughing, my drill killed me!
Everytime i see a raid shadow legends ad it makes me laugh. There is a thing as to much advertising and at this point its just a joke seeing it. Kudos for getting free money out of it though.
He’s hustling. He’s got to pay for Ye Old Crackhouse and the emergency beer response vehicle somehow.
I have never met anyone who actually plays that game.
He worked for it so it's not free
@@Friggsdottir I wouldn't count reading off bullet points as "working"
Those bookend graphics are my friend.
"We're in that little spot right outside your field of vision"
I think I am going to be adding extra locks to my house.
I got up sluggish but after the video I'm ready to go. The Hard Work cadence at the end is a motivator too.
When you go to wake up the privates and you hear smacking sounds followed by "change over" "Switch."
As a former deputy sheriff I love your content bro fk you always have me in tears 😭
Out of curiosity, why former deputy?
I felt one of those...we need shirts that say "I survived being stationed at Fort Hood" with service dates on them.
Best way to start my Monday! We definitely need more AC Angry Meme Reviews.. one cannot survive on only one per month! :)
Do you ever get requests for professional services, such as voice overs or acting parts. Not trolling. You are a natural. Thanks for your content.
We need a sticker version of that "You're not winning" t-shirt.
What does it mean?
While not having been in the military I've gotten surplus canteens at different ages in life, I can confirm with 100000% certainty that canteen water tastes that weird unique taste and it is indeed oddly good.
Props to Raid for funding every youtuber singlehandedly.
Remember folks: bullets always have the right of way.
The lug nut rule still applies. Bigger mags and bigger bullets have the right of way.
HAHA, I love the moment you just stand there with a shit eating grin after the no leg to stand on pun. You can tell you are just so damn proud of that one.
I bet every class had at least one Drill Sergeant impersonator!!! I love the DI behind the lamp!
I needed a smile this morning and you forced laughter on me!?
Well done!
Now, 15 laps around the parade grounds with a drop and give me 20 every third lap!
"HAIRY POTATO! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE RECRUITING OFFICE OF FIRE?!" _Angry Cops asked calmly._
That Dr Seuss moment at the end! 🤣
im so happy you have molded into the TH-camr we know and love now.
My favorite Angry Cops skit will always be "Southern Sheriffs experience snow"
MY GOD....ITS RAINING COCAINE!!
That and a bridge of friendship! Hope you are well Sarge
Thanks!
Me watching this video: “You… you freaks! You guys are awesome!”
That shirt caught my eye straight from the thumbnail. Wise words😂
The Hairy Potato meme was perfect! Looking forward to more excellent memes!
“Emotional damage!” Spot on impersonation!
For those who are curious of a good way to clean out your canteens so it's less dirty but still delicious without it ending up tasting like soap:
Empty it and add a swig or two of mouthwash to it, and shake it for about 5 minutes.
First two or three refills after that will be a bit minty after that too which is real nice.
This sounds like a life saver thank you
I'll remember this for future reference. Thanks dude.
recognized the boat in the background!!!! right at the mouth of the Ohio River, just outside the Carnegie Science Center...my family and I (including my elderly Grandmother) toured the USS Requin many years back (99 or 2000?) Crew was awesome, patiently answering questions from the guests and even took Grandma up into the sail to see the view.... Thanks for the memory, AC, cant wait to see the memes on that one!
Your energy in this one had me doubled over laughing, excited to see the next video about the 'turd'. Lmao.
When that "Canteen Stank Water" has been in there since"your last exercise" 🤢🤮🤣
“A one night stand that goes raw dog, dirty and delicious”. I felt that, I still feel that, every time I take a piss😖!!
😂
"Emotional damage."
I see you, AC. I see you. I know who you watch.
Great to see you back. A week without AC is like a day without sunshine.
Probably the best Angry Memes Review yet!
Absolutely do more than once a month. These are great.
That Steven He reference though... It's so satisfying to be reminded that your favourite youtbers live in the same universe.
I need angry meme reviews twice a month. Please AC, I need those laughs 🤣
Me chilling waiting for my 18th birthday to enlist bc my parents are anti military and won't cosign at 17 watching Angry Cops on my lunch breaks wanting to be in the Marines
I might be an Aussie, but I love your channel... Thank you for all you do and I pray to God there are no P.O.S of Stolen Valor here down under...
Ps. P.O.S is Pieces of Shit for those who may need to ask
Yep definitely loving the memes for the homework keep that going. Haven’t laughed like this in awhile on these.
These memes bring back such great memories, even if they were situations where I was hating life.... Also: that fuck fuck games shirt. Love it. Want one. Couldn't ever wear it.
Omg you got me with the emotional damage part! 🤣
I don't know if I'm proud or disappointed that not one person edited that picture in a sexual manner. Or else AC didn't show them.
@Nathaniel Shrock you're probably right, even my pure and uncontaminated mind (read with sarcasm) can think of 2 pictures and at least one gif that would have gotten the video taken down by some offended snowflake. Lol
9:11 I had a drill sergeant till us a story about them after lights out doing a impression of their senior drill Sergeant when they heard "Another one on fire guard" they laughed until they realized it was their drill, my drill Sergeant said they each had to do three shifts a night for a week
The Ukrainian farmers want to use those tanks to give their tractors a break, for some maintenance downtime. Also good for pulling tree stumps leftover after they cut down the trees to use them for improvised Road barricades. Nothing beats Road barrier built with actual trees , nails, barbed wire, caffeine. If the Ukrainian combat engineers or their official equivalent are anything close in imagination to those of the USA and the UK., Somebody's day is about to get seriously ruined you do not want to deal with a group of pissed-off combat engineers, and right now in Ukraine their motivation level is off the scale and then you add a group of pissed-off civilians who understand the territory into the mix ., taking" Red Dawn " to a whole new level of" do you really want to go there".!.!
If only the US had put boots on those choppers they abandoned to the Taliban.
Dammit, Private, you're supposed to lift the lid AND DROP YOUR SHORTS _before_ you take a dump!
Speaking of hiding drill sergeants, storytime!
You see, I was a thirty-one-year-old private going through basic training. I weighed somewhere around 272 lb but, I and Tall so it was enough to not get me put in with the rest of the fat bodies.
Long story short, I lost a crap ton of weight and by the end of basic training I could Rock the sit-up and the Run... but I was still struggling with push ups. Although I was losing weight, I was just not putting on the muscle.
Fast forward, I finally passed the push-up portion of the test, but I was there long enough to see a new set of red-phase soldiers process in. At this point, I was doing PT with the drill sergeants that weren't Leading the formations... eating with drill sergeants.. used to teach the new soldiers situational awareness, and pretty much my company's errand boy... It was great.
Two things, before joining I was basically a two pack a day smoker... and at this point smoking was a definite No-No for new soldiers. And also somewhere around halfway through my basic training cycle, they cracked down on drill sergeants who were smoking as well... which did not improve their disposition. One day, a buddy of mine called me and I found a nice quiet place next to the barracks to answer the phone call. It didn't take long, I smelled the smoke. At this point I hadn't had a cigarette in weeks, and it didn't bother me until I smell someone else smoking. While on the phone, I did not acknowledge it, but I began to look around... that's when I realized that one of the bushes next to the Barracks had eyes, and it was staring back at me. I stayed on the phone with my buddy for a little while, and then when we got finished... I could no longer smell smoke, but the drill sergeant was not coming out of the bushes. I'm pretty sure she knew she was caught, and as I stood up and leave no, she came out, bragged about her hiding spot and asked if I saw anything.... my response...
" I have no idea what you're talkin about drill sergeant, just like I didn't see a cigarette fall out of your pack when you walked away". I enjoyed my brief time in that bush, so I didn't fit nearly as well as she did.
I went through Marine Corps boot camp (6 months in, repeatedly tore the tendons from my ankle because they thought 1 month was enough recovery time to heal, so I spent 1 month in MRP, then went to a new platoon, tore them off again, then back to MRP for a month, back to a platoon and had them torn off again, then I gave up because the cycle wasn't going to stop. Had the opportunity on the third attempt to go with a graduating platoon but I was sick of being recycled with an injury that wasn't allowed to heal properly.). I couldn't put on muscle to save my life until I got into MRP to recover. There's just TOO MUCH CARDIO. 3 mile runs every day and a diet of salads and bottom feeding fish isn't nutritional for building better soldiers. Pullups went from 4 to 20 in that span because in MRP you can actually eat without being on stupid caloric restrictions and you can heal and recover after the PT sessions. My run time also improved from 3 miles in 27 minutes to 3 miles in 18 minutes. This was back just after 9/11 when drills were still able to get away with technical beatings as long as it didn't leave a lasting mark and could smoke you for 12 hours straight like pure psychopaths. Before all of the PT changes and softening of the military that we've seen as of late.
@@charleshill1906 so after reading your story do you think the “softening of the military” is a good thing or a bad thing?
@@grunklestanlee2774 Personally, I hope the MIC crashes and burns. We need to get back to the founders true vision of the country and that's one without a formal military. But that's not a reality we can attain without the entire worlds worth of governments also imploding.
SO, to be a realist about it, I just want to see military spending cut in half and an end to foreign intervention and war and a complete disregard for soldiers entirely.
We shouldn't glorify people who sign up with the intention to kill someone, or to make a life long career off the back of the tax payers. $50k+ to join up, plus GI bill, plus full medical, dental and vision, plus retirement, plus guaranteed pay raises and promotions, plus hazard pay, free travel, free food, free or assisted housing...It's the very pinnacle of socialism and all they do is wage war on behalf of the billionaires that run this country.
Softening them up IMO, is a good thing. I hope it makes them so weak that when it comes time for an inevitable secession movement that the people fighting on behalf of the government are as weak and as pathetic as possible. And such a time will happen in my lifetime. They've pushed too hard in the last few years that the animosity towards the government is almost boiling over and the camel's back is about to snap.
All that being said though, IF you're going to have a military, then it needs to be the very best it can be and that means that standards should be as impossibly high as they can be. The best nutrition, the best food, the best weapons, etc. The American military should be modern day Spartans, not soyboy's. No women, no mentally ill people, no gays.
But also no careers. A limited term of service with an ability to recall in times of crisis. Get those highly trained and disciplined people into the public sector. The longer people stay in the military the worse their performance and ability becomes. You see it in NCO's and CO's. The higher the rank the fatter and shittier they are on average. If they're going to stay in for a long time then standards need to be even stricter for them. The people need to get what they are being forced to pay for.
@@charleshill1906 You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?
@@grunklestanlee2774 ... it depends on what you mean. Yeah, I was a PT holdover, but I constantly worked my ass off to pass. My biggest problem was getting sir and Ma'am out of my vocabulary when talking to ncos... I could still move shoot and communicate, never found myself in sick call, and never fell out on a Ruck... somewhere in the middle of my training, I was given the option to chapter, or restart... I went for the restart option, but during a PT test , the first sergeant was running with us. He asked me if I still wanted to restart, and I told him no. I was finally getting enough confidence to believe that I could pass so I told him "I want to pass this B before the cycle ends"
His answer..." Beat me to the finish line and you got it"... And I did. Ten years and two deployments I have managed to hold the standard. I've never been a PT stud, but I absolutely will not quit.
So, do I think that the training should be altered for people who feel entitled... Hell no! But do I think that people who are genuinely trying and show the potential should be given every opportunity to move on... FUCK yes!
I hope that answers your question.
Not one, but two of my memes were selected from last month's homework. This is awesome! If you must know, mine were the Fort Polk and one cup.
Dad, you always come through no matter the shitty dumpsauce era of the world.
Appreciate that paps,
much love 💨 ♿️
That You-Team meme was fuckin fantastic! And accurate as hell for whose face was on each character.
Got my popcorn, got my beer, good way to end the morning after work
I love these videos, they never cease to make me laugh and I always leave the video in good spirits, Thank You lol. Keep up the great work and also thank you for helping out vets as well.
My friend i gotta ask is our military up to the job or is it too infected by emma and her moms ? I may not be a vet but ill tell you this im a patriot and to see what their community has done to the military and the way they dishonor vets made me sick. If we go to war with Russia what branch is up to the task ?
The Marines.
There is just way to much of the warrior tradition left in the Marine corps. Another 5-10 years I don't know. But at least their recruitment commercials haven't gone all wokertard yet.
@@renaissanceredneck73 true
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS!
@@Irish381 i agree but seeing marine vids with soldiers being gay in basic scares me perhaps marine special forces now those guys are the ultimate badasses
The Drill Sergeants used to make soldiers do impressions of them during the cycle. It was a blast.
Love how disingenuous that Raid ad read was. I mean, get that money man, I know they pay way too good to say no to, but love how obvious it was you've literally never installed that piece of trash game on your phone.
That DS impression one hits close to home. Did basic at FT Knox. We were left in a parkinlot unsupervised for a couple hours. One guy got upfront an started impressions that were spot on an had us dead laughin. DS rolled up real slow in his bold beat up Lincoln. We were just stunned silent. Guy upfront slowly turned arount to the meanest lookin face lookin out a car window. DS stuck his hand out an gave us a thumbs diwn. We just started doin pushups then the DS peeled out an left, lol. Spent the next couple hours layin on stomachs crackin jokes an keepin an eye out so we could start pushin when we saw DS comin back, lolol.
Rich you're a fuqing legend ... I love your content and look forward to every post you make. please, please, please never get it as pretentious as Donut has become. had to unsubscribe from him this week it broke my heart. you're the last vestige of true and veteran humor. we've never met but I love you like a brother. keep it real and keep it funny
Sadly they took away selective demasking to check for CBRN clearance. I always loved giving that part of a briefing.
Ah yes, I remember my deployed days all to well.
The year was [REDACTED] and we were deployed to [REDACTED]. I had just entered my platoon's tent to get ready for guard and tossed my M16 on my bunk and heard a gunshot go off...
"Did some little bastard mess with my rifle?" I picked up my M16 and inspected it and noted it had not fired and was still on safe. I then looked over the wooden "privacy wall" to my platoon sergeant's bunk and saw him reeling with his own M16 and blood running down his face. I also noted the hole in the tent ceiling above him
He had just tried to kill himself. Since he was still holding his weapon I raised mine and screamed at him to drop it.
That's when the rest of the platoon rushed into the tent to the sight of their platoon sergeant covered in blood and me pointing my rifle at him. They immediately raised their rifles at me.
"Uhhh..fellas, what's going on isn't what you think is going is on. Sarge tried to off himself and he won't drop his weapon. Look at the hole in the tent right there. Now how about we all just lower our rifles and talk this out?"
Turned out the PLT SGT had just received divorce papers in the mail. That's when I really knew the evil things that women can do to a man.
Needless to say I was late to guard duty and got my ass chewed out by the Sergeant Major in guard formation, but he later apologized - in private of course - and made sure I was on the easy first shift.
And that was the first of 5 more deployments with each one getting subsequently worse. Ever see a guy off himself with a Ma Deuce? I have. It's messy. And a little old lady with her legs blown off by a Russian AP mine. Or my friend dying in his tank when it caught on fire at NTC. Or any number of horrible things I've seen.
I just keep it all locked in a tiny apocalypse box in my mind and carry on as normal. Don't make me open the box.
"easy-peasy lemon-squeezie, but only if you get on your kneesies"
This is gold, I'm gonna have to use this 😂
Weirdly, the meme about the drill sergeant hiding while the private does their drill sergeant impression makes me want a mod for Yakuza where Majima is just replaced with AC. Hiding in a giant street cone for hours until the private just happens to walk by before bursting out shouting
I swear these videos are the only situations where someone chiming in with ‘you forgot to set homework’ won’t result in a beating.
I keep pressing the like button but still not getting enough of your videos! Thank you for your service and content!
"we're just aiming for legs!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I found out about Fort Polk by listening to stories from veteran armorer Zach Hazard. They were hilarious and frightening at the same time.
7:45
>POV going to Polk
>POV orders are to JRTC
Also that homework prompt just screams >POV You just stepped in the porta-john and you hear incoming.
Love when video channel sponsor ads take 25% of the video the immediately transitions into TH-cam adverts
"Emotional damage" 🤣🤣🤣
Is that from what I think it is!
“Skip em off the ground and let them fragment *screams of joy*” had me wheezing.
Please give us more #AngryMemeReview it's one of the meme reviews I look foward to every month
I shared a room with another recruit who left his locker insecure …… turns out you can fit all your kit, including slouch hat onto one shelf ………
"Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. But only if you get your kneesies" I'm gonna Sarah Cavanaugh that phrase.
Excellent display of madness! Great stuff AC!
That was the best commercial I think I’ve ever seen. For that, I will quit typing and get back to watching… continue por favor.
It was definitely top three.
6:04 - According to The Chieftain, that situation is usually the TC pointing his M9 at his loader and telling him to unmask.
Also the outtake was a sharp violation… the sentence is death by PowerPoint
When your ordered to Fort Knox... And you wind up SOMEHOW confined to base.
Love this series, I look forward to watching these. Thanks for the upload.
Lol, Hood. I'm currently running for mayor of Killeen. So that hits close to home.
As former 74D, AC has it correct in determining if a CBRN area is clear... - chef's kiss -