Vic: "Who're you calling a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small that he'd sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't even say that he's worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he could breathe oxygen atoms through the water!" Me: *mouth twitches* *shoulders shake* ........ "LOLOLOLOL!"
Lynk BraveHeart I know your comment is two years old but did you ever record it? Because if you did and it's on youtube I'd LOVE to see it! Vic is freaking amazing :3
"WHO YOU CALLIN' A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE'D SINK IN THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SINK AND DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATH OXYGEN ATOMS IN THE WATER!?" asldfk... Mr. Vignogna is made of freaking amazing. I can't believe I actually got the honor to see him. @3@
"Please brother, she never even said that you were a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because you sink in the sand and when the tide comes in you're not even worried about drowning because you're so microscopic you can breath oxygen atoms through the water!!"
Thank you for the compliment. :D lol I keep on reciting the lines, and my mom tells me "Shut up!" or "What are you saying?" because I say it as fast as Vic or so.
Bwahahahahahaha. Are you kidding me? Vic is a really cool dude. Most anime voice actors are very silly and open people. I met Vic a couple years back at Comic Con when he was promoting the FMA movie.
"Who're you calling a pipsqueak-midget who can't even go to beach because he's so small he'd sink in to the sand and when the tide comes in *takes breath* he doesn't even worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen out of PURE WATER!!!???" xD Vic is the bestest. ^^
"Who you callin a pipsqueak-midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even *takes a breath* say anything or worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen atoms through the water!?!?" OMG! That's hell-arious, man! He said he would need four breaths, but he only needed two.
"Who're you calling a pipsqueak midget that can't even go to the beach because he's so small he's sinking in the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even say anything or get worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen THROUGH THE WATER?!?"
Ah the power of the words "do it" didn't work for us though when someone asked for the miniskirt line...which I hadn't heard then but Vic had been filming in New York for Star Trek New Voyages and hie voice was shot.....
"Who you calling pipsqueak midget who can't even got to the beach because he's so small he'd sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't even ( breath ) sink and wouldn't have to worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breath oxygen atoms in the water!?" is what I hear.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET THAT CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T *gasp* EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER???!!!"
"Who are you calling a pipsqueak, who can go to the beach and he so small he sinks in the sand, and when the tide comes in, he doesn't even say he is worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breath oxygen atoms through the water!" is what he said XD
"Who you calling a pipsqueak midget he cant even go to the beach because he would sink in the sand and when the tide comes in, he doesnt have to worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breath out of a molocule of water?!"
"Who are you calling a pipsqueek midget that he cant even go to the beach because he'd sink in the sand and when the tide comes in he doesnt have to worry about drowning be cause he's so microscopic that he can breathe oxygen out of pure water!?!" lol!
in language we had to think of hyperboles, and my teacher was like does anyone know any, so i stood up and shouted "Who are u callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water?!" and everyone just stared at me....
"Who are you callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water!"
He's saying, "Who are you calling pip-squeak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small he'll sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't say he needs to be worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen out of PURE WATER!" Listen and you can hear that's what he's saying.
lol vic is really funny. i cant wait to go to expo in may, i hope he will be there in the host club panel, i have a few questions i wanna ask him >:3 muahahahaha....
I think it's, "WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET SO SMALL HE CAN'T GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE SINKS IN THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC THAT HE CAN BREATHE THE OXYGEN RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER!!!!"
Not sure if anyones posted everything he's said yet, but, here it goes: "Who are you calling a pipsqueek just because he goes to the beach and he's so small he sinks between the grains of sand and he doesn't have to worry about when the tide comes in because he's so small he can breath the oxygen atoms in the water!"
"who you calling a pipsqueak midget,who cant even go to the beach because hes so small,he can sink into the sand,and when the tide comes in he doesnt even say anything or worry about drowning cuz hes so microscopic,he can breathe oxygen atoms through the water!!" lol very long XD
Who're you callin' a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small he'd sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even *Breath* sink and doesn't worry about drownin' 'cause he's so microscopic, he can breathe oxygen atoms... in the water!?!?!
"Who you calling a (cant understand - sounds like "midget" to me) who cant even go to the beach because he's so small that he'd sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even say that he's worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he could breath oxygen atoms through the water!"
There's more to it... "Who are you callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water!" That's what I got out of it. =D
Wait..I think this is what he's actually saying. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL, HE'LL SINK INTO THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN, HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING, YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM DROWNING, BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC, HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER!?!?!?" Took me like...25 times to get it exactly right. (WHOO~!!! I am so good!)
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Vic: "Who're you calling a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small that he'd sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't even say that he's worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he could breathe oxygen atoms through the water!"
Me: *mouth twitches* *shoulders shake* ........ "LOLOLOLOL!"
now he needs to do that rant on helium LOL
ArelnaPhoenix89 he did lol
I got him to do the Longest short rant at Momocon 2012! It made me so happy, cause he's one of my favorite voice actors.
Lynk BraveHeart I know your comment is two years old but did you ever record it? Because if you did and it's on youtube I'd LOVE to see it! Vic is freaking amazing :3
Whoa. That took 9.5 seconds to say.
Ok it's official I want to meet this guy and hug him. (Meh, too much work, I'll just give him a virtual hug *virtual hugs* )
Vic's short-rants are becoming a subgenre of poetry.
Wasn't there someone who said "Justin bieber!" 0:26? o.O
Did people even know who he was in 2007?
Malou Lundgreen yeah they did?! Lololololololololol XD
Malou Lundgreen
I heard that too wtf 😂😂😂
I heard it
what the poor man does for fangirls.... WE LOVE YOU FOR IT VIC!
The cutest part of this was the little -INHALE!- he did half way through!
"WHO YOU CALLIN' A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE'D SINK IN THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SINK AND DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATH OXYGEN ATOMS IN THE WATER!?"
asldfk... Mr. Vignogna is made of freaking amazing. I can't believe I actually got the honor to see him. @3@
Man he has range. For those who don't know, Vic Mignogna voiced Broly in the old Dragon Ball Z movies and did the voice of DBS Broly.
Poor Vic. It's a wonder his voice hasn't been wrecked yet, what with doing all the anime AND doing fan-demands. But he does an excellent job.
this is my favorite "Ed rant" it's so cute how he gets like that when someone calls him short
Vic. You are amazing. Thank god for your endurance, we fans owe you so much!
"Please brother, she never even said that you were a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because you sink in the sand and when the tide comes in you're not even worried about drowning because you're so microscopic you can breath oxygen atoms through the water!!"
All I heard was 'small' and 'BB gun'
LOL this guy is too much
Sammy-san Turner
I love this English voice actors for FMAB
I love how he was mumbling it at the beginning! I was like:"Whats he saying?"
Edward gets really tall at the end of Brotherhood. But I dunno the fact that he's short makes me more likely to want to hug him because he's so cute!
@BarrelsPolesandJack he also appears in lucky star episode 13 english dub as the guy kagami confesses 2
Ed do the words Napoleon complex ring a bell shorty?
Thank you for the compliment. :D lol I keep on reciting the lines, and my mom tells me "Shut up!" or "What are you saying?" because I say it as fast as Vic or so.
Woah...
That rant is larger than Ed
Bwahahahahahaha. Are you kidding me? Vic is a really cool dude. Most anime voice actors are very silly and open people. I met Vic a couple years back at Comic Con when he was promoting the FMA movie.
omg i love Vics voics, him and Dante Basco have the best voice ever, so SEPSI!!
I would love to know who came up with that rant!
GO EDWARD!!!!!
whoever wrote that, a) you put a lot of thought into that. b) props
"Who're you calling a pipsqueak-midget who can't even go to beach because he's so small he'd sink in to the sand and when the tide comes in *takes breath* he doesn't even worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen out of PURE WATER!!!???"
xD Vic is the bestest. ^^
"Who you callin a pipsqueak-midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even *takes a breath* say anything or worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen atoms through the water!?!?" OMG! That's hell-arious, man! He said he would need four breaths, but he only needed two.
todd in the shadows
Omg I actually said all of that in one breath! ^o^ I am so memorizing this for my Ed cosplay. :D
Oh my God! XD Whoever wrote that is a genius! I wish i was there when that happened
Thanks, where can I get a hold of it?
i think its "out of a-through the water" Vic messed up when he ran out of breath and mixed up words
"Who're you calling a pipsqueak midget that can't even go to the beach because he's so small he's sinking in the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even say anything or get worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen THROUGH THE WATER?!?"
omfg that was hysterical! points to whoever made that one.
i want Vic's autograph so badly. he is my favorite voice actor
Ah the power of the words "do it" didn't work for us though when someone asked for the miniskirt line...which I hadn't heard then but Vic had been filming in New York for Star Trek New Voyages and hie voice was shot.....
"Who you calling pipsqueak midget who can't even got to the beach because he's so small he'd sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't even ( breath ) sink and wouldn't have to worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breath oxygen atoms in the water!?" is what I hear.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET THAT CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T *gasp* EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER???!!!"
@KazeKage572 where?? which ep?????
are there more fma?
"Who are you calling a pipsqueak, who can go to the beach and he so small he sinks in the sand, and when the tide comes in, he doesn't even say he is worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breath oxygen atoms through the water!" is what he said XD
OMG HE SOUNDED JUST LIKE ED!!!! great skill!!
and that was really funny =D
... what fest is Vic gonna be at next?!?! i want to see him in person!!
@DragonAlchemist63 he is also Yoshimori from kekkaishi Ikakku from bleach and That robot guy from Sonic free riders
"Who you calling a pipsqueak midget he cant even go to the beach because he would sink in the sand and when the tide comes in, he doesnt have to worry about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breath out of a molocule of water?!"
"Who are you calling a pipsqueek midget that he cant even go to the beach because he'd sink in the sand and when the tide comes in he doesnt have to worry about drowning be cause he's so microscopic that he can breathe oxygen out of pure water!?!" lol!
The short rants are the best. Vic rocks!!
I can say it in one breath, but I can't scream it in one breath!
I giggled like a total fangirl during that
9 people went to the beach, but couldn't breathe oxygen atoms, and as they were drowning, they accidentally clicked, "dislike"
I have bad hearing so.... can someone tell me what Vic said, please?
in language we had to think of hyperboles, and my teacher was like does anyone know any, so i stood up and shouted "Who are u callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water?!" and everyone just stared at me....
@GOtrekkie how tall is Ed any ways!?
"Who are you callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water!"
He's saying, "Who are you calling pip-squeak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small he'll sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't say he needs to be worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen out of PURE WATER!"
Listen and you can hear that's what he's saying.
lol vic is really funny. i cant wait to go to expo in may, i hope he will be there in the host club panel, i have a few questions i wanna ask him >:3 muahahahaha....
I think it's, "WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET SO SMALL HE CAN'T GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE SINKS IN THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC THAT HE CAN BREATHE THE OXYGEN RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER!!!!"
Not sure if anyones posted everything he's said yet, but, here it goes:
"Who are you calling a pipsqueek just because he goes to the beach and he's so small he sinks between the grains of sand and he doesn't have to worry about when the tide comes in because he's so small he can breath the oxygen atoms in the water!"
@DragonAlchemist63
He was Broly, but not Trunks. Laura Bailey did Trunks though (young).
... Why do I expect Johnny Bosch to just come in the door right behind him and join in the rant or something? :P
Vic is amazing. Pure and simple.
ahaha! that was so funny! i tried repeating it and its like a tongue twister XP
XDD Wouldn't that be an amzing moment in the show? XDD Vic owns the world after that!
is it sad to say that i have this memorized and I can say the whole thing in 3 breathes?
"who you calling a pipsqueak midget,who cant even go to the beach because hes so small,he can sink into the sand,and when the tide comes in he doesnt even say anything or worry about drowning cuz hes so microscopic,he can breathe oxygen atoms through the water!!" lol very long XD
@wolfalynn and how tall is vic?
I salute you Vic for saying that line.
Who're you callin' a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small he'd sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even *Breath* sink and doesn't worry about drownin' 'cause he's so microscopic, he can breathe oxygen atoms... in the water!?!?!
@dingbatiom actually Vic himself said that Edward was 4'11''
OMIGOSH! THAT'S AMAZING! A little hard to hear, but hilarious.
omg, i usually dont do this, but i had a total fangirl scream when i realized i hadnt heard that rant :3
thats so funny. i gotta remember that and yell it at my tall guy friends (im a girl) in the middle of walmart when they make fun of me for being short
Wow that would be Eds longest short rant ever. I wonder who made it up.
"Who you calling a (cant understand - sounds like "midget" to me) who cant even go to the beach because he's so small that he'd sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't even say that he's worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he could breath oxygen atoms through the water!"
EvilMonkeyPaw ( tiny pipsqueak)
hes vic and he does voices for ed from fma
and the one piece theme song
There's more to it...
"Who are you callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water!"
That's what I got out of it. =D
@DragonAlchemist63 I know it's been a while since this comment, but just tossing in that Vic was the voice of Broly on DBZ. :)
@Panduhbearrr sean shemmel, goku's voice actor.
@BarrelsPolesandJack No, he wasn't. saddly.
However, HE WAS The voice of Burter in DBZ Kai, and Broly in the DBZ Movies
And THAT is with Vic Mignogna is one of the most amazing people in the world.
Wow, that was FUNNY. I wonder who would have made him say that MUCH if it was in the anime.
lolz I just said the whole thing without breathing...it's hard great job, Vic!!!!
Wait..I think this is what he's actually saying. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL, HE'LL SINK INTO THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN, HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING, YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM DROWNING, BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC, HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER!?!?!?" Took me like...25 times to get it exactly right. (WHOO~!!! I am so good!)
What episode is that from xD
lol i love that little rant it's so friggin' cool to hear that!!!
@BarrelsPolesandJack no, he voiced Broly from the movie
where was this
That was freakin awesome! Vic is my hero!
LOL what episode was that from again?
omg your amazing how the hell were you able to hear all that lol even after 25 times i still couldnt understand all he was saying hahahaha :)
Oh god I'm trying to memorize this one for AE 2010. I'm being Edward Elric. :D
Ok maybe that was the real voice actor for Ed.
Ladies and gents,Edward's longest short rant!
i held my breath when he said it and then burst out laughing
lol u know he will be the dubbed vioce of obito uchiha in naruto shippuuden
@KiriSister-- i couldnt understand him well enough xD
THANK YOU
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best short rant ever! Vic is the BEST! I'd like 2 meet the person who wrote that!