My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear hay
@@Endubis incompetent government vaccination program contracts given to their mates, a vaccine that goes off rapidly and needs two shots 3 weeks apart, friction trade at our borders, huge disruption there, vaccine production in Europe, I might be being pessimistic but I have very low hopes of the tories organising anything that works. I hope it won’t be a disaster, I hope brexit turns out to be a fantastic success, I am very happy to be very wrong
@@highdownmartin I hope that too for the citizens. But you are right about the corruption within the some western, because it is not UK and Tories alone, USA Republicans and their stock transaction during the pandemic (using inside information for their own profit), USA Democrats and Republicans using the pandemic-relief-package for political games, USA Republicans using the pandemic-relief-package to pay their own business and those from their friends, Spain social democratic party numerous of corruption affairs, Italian right-wing and left-wing parties numerous of corruption affairs, here in my country Switzerland we have every 2 or 3 year a corruption scandal, because someone from the government gave billion dollar project to a friend or someone who they own a favor. We have to be better than this! That is why so many citizens now believe in conspiracy theories than their government.
@@ronnickels5193 hopefully my friend. These days, I'm kind of running out of options when it comes to trust or believes. Common sense, logic, understanding, debates in gòod faith, respect seems to escape from my good will. I nearly don't give a shit anymore.
"Either they have been lying to us for 4 years, or they are negligent to the point of criminality"... well they are politicians so... probably a bit from column A, and bit from column B.
I'm over joyed that we've taken back control of the 4% of our laws imposed by Brussels and can now elect our head of state and upper house again, oh...hang on...?
@@fenhen How?! The borders for EU citizens were wide open back then, but the EU wasn't the only source, plenty of Asian and US citizens also came here at that time. If your comment had said 'at most' then I'd give mainland Europe some credit, but the response was piecemeal, which allowed the UK to totally screw up our response. 'At least' suggests the very minimum, which I'm afraid most western govs are guilty of.
@@lewilewis3944 Apologies if my sarcasm did not come across. The vast majority of cases brought into the U.K. were from Europe, particularly Spain (and France). I just found it ironic that it was after we left the EU, with the idea of “controlling our borders” and we did a terrible, terrible job at it (although we were of course restricted by the withdrawal agreement). Even now the idea of testing if people have the virus before letting them in at airports is seen as controversial for some reason, when it should be an obvious thing to do.
@@nomoreheroes93 Not so difficult if you were born to run the country from your first day of public school, but I do agree incompetent does sound sympathetic. I offer another take: Competent liars (a lot of people fell for it), callous kleptomaniacs who are out of touch with everything post 1900, who want to bring back child labour, work houses and colonialism to rob anyone less well off than a millionaire of two pennies to rub together.
If you have a pukka pie and want to cook it quickly, don’t put it in the microwave as the label incorrectly suggests. This will make the pastry soft and chewy. Take the extra time to pop it in the oven for a crispy finish and you’ll be glad you made the effort.
The Brexit deliberations lasted longer than America’s time with Trump as president. Not sure if that’s a win for America getting a shred of common sense or a sin to the UK government for not getting one.
Its funny when I spoke to some British people and they were like..."yeah maybe we can have the same role as norway and switzerland". Ok so you want to have to obey to laws you cannot participate in creating/ enacting, pay the membership fees, and not have any special treatments you have had until brexit? Makes absolute sense and takes "take back control" to a completely new level. I do not blame anyone though, the british education is shit especially when it comes to the EU (also their imperialist past)
We've had an incredibly biased media run by billionaire owners who've fed they population with countless lies about the EU for decades. If you like at old National Front posters from the 70s they resemble propaganda churned out by Vote Leave, Daily Mail, Daily Express etc
It's not about education it's about bullshit in campaigns like "Oh leaving will give us £££ which we will put into the NHS" when it was later admitted to be a straight up lie. They should be in JAIL for that kind of lie. They deliberately lied to push their agenda. Not to mention that the public (myself included) of ANY country is VASTLY unqualified to make a decision like this. It should be people who actually know what they're talking about debating those kinds of decisions. You wouldn't ask a random member of public for his opinion on your upcoming brain surgery.
"Get Brexit done" and "oven-ready deal" were great slogans, mind you. Really appealing for the many people who felt exhausted after three years of debates about what Brexit was going to be. Of course, slogans are only useful for getting elected.
True. The genius of these 3-word-slogans is they just about match the attention span of the muppets who voted Leave. If I could have a quid for every Brexiteer who said "I'm bored with this now", I'd have a lot of money (sadly not enough to pay for Brexit though!)
@@stevegeek well to be honest, I think we were fucked either way we voted. If you voted remain, then you are voting for a pro-corperate right wing economic block. And if you voted leave, then you risked jeopardizing the country. To quote Pie's live show, "if you voted at all, you're a fucking idiot. And if you didn't vote, WHY NOT YOU LAZY FUCKING IDIOT!"
@@joeogle7729 haha...true, although I wouldn’t agree with calling the EU “right wing”. If anything the EU has socialist tendencies with support for worker rights etc.
@@stevegeek it's weird. I should say that I'm neither leave or remain. Both sides were as bad as each other. My point about the EU being right wing is better explained by Jonathan Pie's referendum special. The main point I was thinking of was if the EU would have made us sign TTIP which would have probably finished the NHS off.
We weren't allowed to discuss trade with the EU until January of this year (2020). The EU enforced this. Cause the longer the negotiations go on with endless "immovable deadlines", the more pressure they can exert through the papers.
Damn dude, you make it sound like it was the EU who wanted Brexit...till the end of 2019, as I remember correctly, we still didn't know if the same Britain wanted it! In Italy we say "We laugh to keep from crying", but with a no deal it will simply be "Nothing left to do but cry". The only one who will laugh 31 December 2020 would be a bald russian guy enjoying his time in the Cremlin...
@@mattg5878 What's the point of negotiating a future trade deal when the other side refuse to commit to its responsibilities ? The withdrawal had to come first, not the EU's fault if it couldn't deliver the unicorns promised. Everyone with half a brain knew you couldn't get Norway+ without abiding to the rules...
@@BioshockFan91 The EU don't want Brexit. Now that Brexit is unavoidable, the EU can't let Brexit be a success. If it can be shown that you can have trade between nations without having to impose a political agenda onto that country, the EU has no purpose. This is how it was pre Lisbon treaty/ 2005 European constitution - the treaties which the were rejected by the Irish, French, and Holland public in referendums but then enforced anyway. I just want us to trade with each other. Why does it have to be more than that? The answer is; because then the political arm of the EU has no benefit or purpose.
I see Farage already perfecting a Teflon story to shove blame around. Strange how the chief Brexitmeister wants to make sure nothing sticks to him. No hailing the no-deal result that most ERG fans have been craving. Brexit : Own it or go home.
An odious little turd of a man, with all his cash you would have thought he would have got his teeth seen to as a celebrity figure. As much as Sinn Fein were reviled when they were voted seats in the UK parliament they at least had the principles not to take these seats. But car salesman Nige could not wait to get on the gravy train and just make himself and the country look like idiots with his childish actions in the EU parliament
We’re out of Europe, the transition period is almost over, there’s tumbleweed deals blowing away over the horizon and farage pops up and he’s still not happy and he still could have done it better himself. And people still think he’s got something to say!
Glad to see Tim back in the sketch - I felt Pie's recent work was just rants (often well founded). I find it way funnier when he slips back into the reporter on scene repertoire. Great vid!
@@dootu What’s that got to do with it ? He was turned into a fuckhead by the Liberal party of Australia he joined, funnily enough the same party the majority of Australians voted for in the last election.
@Rallan Jumping to conclusions about people you disagree with is always a problem, but I think 90% of people would agree someone having the confidence to walk around carrying a nazi flag is a bad thing, and anything or anyone that empowers that is probably not good
We successfully negotiated an Australian style deal.... So no deal then. Honestly, if the shit show of these negotiations over the last 4 years doesn't make you deeply question the entire parliament (especially the government), I don't know what will.
"Honestly, if the shit show of these negotiations over the last 4 years doesn't make you deeply question the entire parliament (especially the government), I don't know what will." Except the issues aren't on the UK parliament side, the issues are on the EU being irrational side.
And we're (Australia) getting more of those deals (sorry, no-deals) thanks to Happy Clappy Scotty & his merry band of neoliberal dorks, eg. Josh Fraudenberg, Stuart Robbery, and that ugly potato-headed bloke who was kicked out of the Queensland police farce...
@@matthewlane Where? Why? The UK wanted to be treated as a third country and take it up with 27 other countries. This is happening right now. Calling the EU irrational while the UK government openly breaks international law is kinda funny.
It does but it would only be a fitting name if the cereal in question tasted like rotten sewage and caused you to vomit and shit explosively until dead.
I'd love to strap BoJo down, Clockwork Orange style (eyelids prized open, eye drops, etc.) and force him to watch this continually until he goes away. And televise it
Nah I doubt it, the EU wouldn't let either of them back in and the vast majority of the UK's GDP comes from England - Scotland and NI even spend more than they make so becoming independent would run them into the ground eventually.
It just goes to show how they string these things out to fill their own pockets with a shit load of tax payers money. Don't be fooled or blinded by the so called neocon elites. Develop your own mind and thinking. And sod anyone else who doesn't agree with facts. Your future is ahead of you - don't let the un elected parasites take it from you. If you like pie - then your at least half way there.
@@thetruth-loveitorhateit7999 Quite a lot has already been taken. For the last 40+years I've been able to travel to other European countries without having to apply for a visa. I've been able to work in lots of European countries. Live in European countries & study in European countries. The young ones today cannot. That freedom has now been taken away. The whole Brexit malarky is & has always been a big con that will make the likes of Rees-Mogg, John Redwood etc etc even richer than they already are
@@nickyboam3406 Then you must be one of the lucky ones. As for mogg and all the other parasites - all sides - they only ever fill their pockets with other folks hard, well earned taxes. That is never going to change. It's up to the young now to get off their arses (not to imply that they are sat doing nothing) and try to build something that was removed from them 40+ (even longer) years ago. Educate and re build. Good apprenticeships were moved beyond the reach of ordinary folk in the name of cheap labour. Whilst this thing (slavery) will always go on, at least it gives young brits a little hope for their future and not some un elected swamp thief put behind a desk robbing them blind and filling the elite and their pockets with thirty (trillion or so) in what should be taxes for services, not so called pay for mass failure.
Four years of watching BREXIT from the outside is followed by the slow realisation that Blackadder is not in fact a comedy but a historically accurate documentary on British politics.
I once read that Michael Foot's election manifesto of 1983 was called the longest suicide note in political history. In view of Brexit, whether there is a deal or no, there could be a case for the Withdrawal Agreement being Johnson's own take on the longest suicide note in politics.
It will be again soon when it actually happens. No matter the outcome, it will be different in January 2021. Only exception would be prolonging the transition period which isn't very likely and legally very hard to do.
withdrawal, oven-ready... what does this make me think of... wait a minute, I forgot pvr-ready, full-hd-ready, all these readiness... it is all over the place...
Nostalgia for 2016, when the Brits went „Look how stupid we are“ with the Brexit and the USAmericans countered with „watch this“ and put Trump in power
Jonathan Pie is the only reliable source of news I’ve come across. Modern media dilutes actual information with the obsession of who’s against who, not what who believes what. Thank you Tom Walker for bringing us actual information in a digestible and entertaining way!
it was oven ready the just forgot to build the oven. then they realised they dont know how to build an oven after that the all decided to pretend they have bought an oven
He's a shiver waiting for a spine to run up. I like that one.
Remember it well from Paul Keating when he was Australian PM
My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear hay
Dont forget they voted against even allowing the bill be scrutinised.
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
@@oscarlarking7372 sick ref bro
I once joked that there will be a covid vaccine before a brexit deal.
And the funny thing is because of Brexit ( deal or no deal) we probably won’t get vaccinated in any meaningful way, if at all.
@@highdownmartin what?! Why...?🤔
@@highdownmartin why?
@@Endubis incompetent government vaccination program contracts given to their mates, a vaccine that goes off rapidly and needs two shots 3 weeks apart, friction trade at our borders, huge disruption there, vaccine production in Europe, I might be being pessimistic but I have very low hopes of the tories organising anything that works. I hope it won’t be a disaster, I hope brexit turns out to be a fantastic success, I am very happy to be very wrong
@@highdownmartin I hope that too for the citizens. But you are right about the corruption within the some western, because it is not UK and Tories alone, USA Republicans and their stock transaction during the pandemic (using inside information for their own profit), USA Democrats and Republicans using the pandemic-relief-package for political games, USA Republicans using the pandemic-relief-package to pay their own business and those from their friends, Spain social democratic party numerous of corruption affairs, Italian right-wing and left-wing parties numerous of corruption affairs, here in my country Switzerland we have every 2 or 3 year a corruption scandal, because someone from the government gave billion dollar project to a friend or someone who they own a favor. We have to be better than this! That is why so many citizens now believe in conspiracy theories than their government.
I'd happily argue that Boris Johnson is more than just a liar
Seriously incompetent as well.
Who would you argue with ?
@@jacobjorgenson9285 😂🤣😂
Can't argue with facts
Choir... 😉
2020 - the year so bad that we get nostalgic about Brexit news stories.
Unfortunately 2021 will be even worse :(
@@adamturowski3765 2021 and forthcoming years will be: I told you so, you #@%¥£€%&^*"'!
Here in the States things will be a little better.
@@ronnickels5193 hopefully my friend. These days, I'm kind of running out of options when it comes to trust or believes.
Common sense, logic, understanding, debates in gòod faith, respect seems to escape from my good will.
I nearly don't give a shit anymore.
Better more innocent times.
"Either they have been lying to us for 4 years, or they are negligent to the point of criminality"... well they are politicians so... probably a bit from column A, and bit from column B.
"a bit"?
@@frostsmoke I was being generous
@@ericbrown912 :D They Dont deserve it
Oh, don't. When Tory (or Republican) politicians do wrong we get, "Oh, they're all the same." The other side do wrong and its, "I AM SOOOO SHOCKED!".
@@teamidris you are not wrong
I'm over joyed that we've taken back control of the 4% of our laws imposed by Brussels and can now elect our head of state and upper house again, oh...hang on...?
Technically Americans don't elect the president either, but I'm splitting hairs.
At least it stopped COVID getting to the UK from mainland Europe back in February/March.
@@fenhen How?! The borders for EU citizens were wide open back then, but the EU wasn't the only source, plenty of Asian and US citizens also came here at that time. If your comment had said 'at most' then I'd give mainland Europe some credit, but the response was piecemeal, which allowed the UK to totally screw up our response. 'At least' suggests the very minimum, which I'm afraid most western govs are guilty of.
@@lewilewis3944 Apologies if my sarcasm did not come across.
The vast majority of cases brought into the U.K. were from Europe, particularly Spain (and France). I just found it ironic that it was after we left the EU, with the idea of “controlling our borders” and we did a terrible, terrible job at it (although we were of course restricted by the withdrawal agreement). Even now the idea of testing if people have the virus before letting them in at airports is seen as controversial for some reason, when it should be an obvious thing to do.
@@fenhen Big oof. We just had the doors to the rest of the world slammed in our face before we finally decided to to the right thing at our airports.
You’re wrong about the binary possibility of them being liars or incompetents. It’s actually answer C: incompetent liars.
He;s just being optimistic :))))
Incompetent gives them a basis for sympathy, they're definitely competent they're running the country
@@nomoreheroes93 Not so difficult if you were born to run the country from your first day of public school, but I do agree incompetent does sound sympathetic. I offer another take:
Competent liars (a lot of people fell for it), callous kleptomaniacs who are out of touch with everything post 1900, who want to bring back child labour, work houses and colonialism to rob anyone less well off than a millionaire of two pennies to rub together.
If they were incompetent liars they wouldn't be very good at it. They are incompetent, but not at lying
@@StoutProper If you lie all they time and 55% know you are always lying. Thats incompetent.
If you have a pukka pie and want to cook it quickly, don’t put it in the microwave as the label incorrectly suggests. This will make the pastry soft and chewy. Take the extra time to pop it in the oven for a crispy finish and you’ll be glad you made the effort.
The Brexit deliberations lasted longer than America’s time with Trump as president. Not sure if that’s a win for America getting a shred of common sense or a sin to the UK government for not getting one.
Its funny when I spoke to some British people and they were like..."yeah maybe we can have the same role as norway and switzerland". Ok so you want to have to obey to laws you cannot participate in creating/ enacting, pay the membership fees, and not have any special treatments you have had until brexit? Makes absolute sense and takes "take back control" to a completely new level. I do not blame anyone though, the british education is shit especially when it comes to the EU (also their imperialist past)
We've had an incredibly biased media run by billionaire owners who've fed they population with countless lies about the EU for decades.
If you like at old National Front posters from the 70s they resemble propaganda churned out by Vote Leave, Daily Mail, Daily Express etc
British education isn’t shit. It’s just limited. Bet you don’t know everything either.
@@JB_inks yes exactly, and the whole facebook and cambridge analytica thing comes on top
It's not about education it's about bullshit in campaigns like "Oh leaving will give us £££ which we will put into the NHS" when it was later admitted to be a straight up lie.
They should be in JAIL for that kind of lie. They deliberately lied to push their agenda.
Not to mention that the public (myself included) of ANY country is VASTLY unqualified to make a decision like this. It should be people who actually know what they're talking about debating those kinds of decisions. You wouldn't ask a random member of public for his opinion on your upcoming brain surgery.
Brilliant, as always - sad, true and shocking. What a shameful mess we have become...
I think BoJo's getting confused. When he said Oven Ready, he was referring to Carrie Symonds. She had a Bun in the Oven at the time.
Haha, and I thought it was his fish fingers....
Yes, Boris obviously ignored any withdrawal agreement that he had with Princess Nut-Nut
"Get Brexit done" and "oven-ready deal" were great slogans, mind you. Really appealing for the many people who felt exhausted after three years of debates about what Brexit was going to be.
Of course, slogans are only useful for getting elected.
True. The genius of these 3-word-slogans is they just about match the attention span of the muppets who voted Leave. If I could have a quid for every Brexiteer who said "I'm bored with this now", I'd have a lot of money (sadly not enough to pay for Brexit though!)
Those were great slogans because more than three words in a row would overtax the intellectual capacities of the average Brexiteer.
@@stevegeek well to be honest, I think we were fucked either way we voted. If you voted remain, then you are voting for a pro-corperate right wing economic block. And if you voted leave, then you risked jeopardizing the country. To quote Pie's live show, "if you voted at all, you're a fucking idiot. And if you didn't vote, WHY NOT YOU LAZY FUCKING IDIOT!"
@@joeogle7729 haha...true, although I wouldn’t agree with calling the EU “right wing”. If anything the EU has socialist tendencies with support for worker rights etc.
@@stevegeek it's weird. I should say that I'm neither leave or remain. Both sides were as bad as each other. My point about the EU being right wing is better explained by Jonathan Pie's referendum special. The main point I was thinking of was if the EU would have made us sign TTIP which would have probably finished the NHS off.
Soooo, jokes aside...4 years to agree over a no deal agreement?
LOL and I thought my politicians were bad (I live in Italy)
We weren't allowed to discuss trade with the EU until January of this year (2020). The EU enforced this. Cause the longer the negotiations go on with endless "immovable deadlines", the more pressure they can exert through the papers.
Damn dude, you make it sound like it was the EU who wanted Brexit...till the end of 2019, as I remember correctly, we still didn't know if the same Britain wanted it!
In Italy we say "We laugh to keep from crying", but with a no deal it will simply be "Nothing left to do but cry".
The only one who will laugh 31 December 2020 would be a bald russian guy enjoying his time in the Cremlin...
@@mattg5878 What's the point of negotiating a future trade deal when the other side refuse to commit to its responsibilities ? The withdrawal had to come first, not the EU's fault if it couldn't deliver the unicorns promised. Everyone with half a brain knew you couldn't get Norway+ without abiding to the rules...
@@mattg5878 ...
@@BioshockFan91 The EU don't want Brexit. Now that Brexit is unavoidable, the EU can't let Brexit be a success. If it can be shown that you can have trade between nations without having to impose a political agenda onto that country, the EU has no purpose. This is how it was pre Lisbon treaty/ 2005 European constitution - the treaties which the were rejected by the Irish, French, and Holland public in referendums but then enforced anyway.
I just want us to trade with each other. Why does it have to be more than that?
The answer is; because then the political arm of the EU has no benefit or purpose.
"he's just a shiver looking for a spine to run up" f**king savage!!!! 😲😁
Can please someone explain it to me?
Our PM from the 1990s Paul Keating said that about the Opposition Leader in Parliament.
I see Farage already perfecting a Teflon story to shove blame around. Strange how the chief Brexitmeister wants to make sure nothing sticks to him. No hailing the no-deal result that most ERG fans have been craving. Brexit : Own it or go home.
An odious little turd of a man, with all his cash you would have thought he would have got his teeth seen to as a celebrity figure. As much as Sinn Fein were reviled when they were voted seats in the UK parliament they at least had the principles not to take these seats. But car salesman Nige could not wait to get on the gravy train and just make himself and the country look like idiots with his childish actions in the EU parliament
@Dahn possibly the only benefit of Brexit is that clown and his UKIP/Brexit Party mates not getting any more money from the European Parliament.
@@GraemeRoberts Unfortunately they will receive a pension.
We’re out of Europe, the transition period is almost over, there’s tumbleweed deals blowing away over the horizon and farage pops up and he’s still not happy and he still could have done it better himself. And people still think he’s got something to say!
@Dahn Farage is now selling ads on TH-cam. What a charlatan!
They never intended on having a deal
You can't have a drink without a substantial deal
Glad to see Tim back in the sketch - I felt Pie's recent work was just rants (often well founded). I find it way funnier when he slips back into the reporter on scene repertoire. Great vid!
"Truth to power", from a comedian. Brilliant.
That's what they're there for.
You saw this coming 4yrs ago Jonathan!!
I saw this coming six years ago.
@@pcuimac I saw this coming back in 2010 believe it or not. Back when David Cameron was PM.
What, Remainers in Parliament and the MSM doing everything they can to scupper Brexit? Me too.
@@jauntyangle5667 yeah, I'm trying to work out what exactly it is that was apparently seen 4 years ago. I mean there's an awful lot to choose from.
@@werxeh8027 Sorry, who and what are you referring to?
Gee so sorry you have Tony Abbott (AKA Budgie Smuggler) to contend with on top of everything else! You can keep him...we don’t want him back.
B..b...b..but none of us asked him to come...it was Bor..oh dear!
Know a few Australians, different age groups and none of them have a good opinion on Abbott.
@@dootu What’s that got to do with it ? He was turned into a fuckhead by the Liberal party of Australia he joined, funnily enough the same party the majority of Australians voted for in the last election.
Yeah....sorry...we actually ENGINEERED covid so he can't come back!!!!!
@Spartacus Maximus And then there's, "You bet you are. You bet I am." (wink)
I cannot believe that I had an advert for investment advice from Nigel Farage preceding a Jonathan Pie video. Someone at TH-cam has a sense of humour
The matrix is glitching hard with that one 😂
Loving the handmaid in the background! Gilead would definitely vote Tory
Handmaid LOL! They're wearing a dressing gown and headphones...I think they lost their carer tbh.
Should've scrolled.
Love the Antipodean references Tom. Greetings from a balmy Sydney, Australia.
@bandr Still in her job, despite manifest evidence of dodgy behaviour. Tories are untouchable 🙄
I think you meant balmy
@@JB_inks corrected
I'm watching J Pie during this pandemic and you have been an absolute blast
Ty
Tim is finally out of quarantine.
Last time I was this early the far right were still being rightfully shamed into obscurity.
Oof, that is a while ago now
Just need to get rid of the racist Corbynistas and we're mint.
Careful now the far right doesn't like when you call them far right
I like how after all these years, people still fail to remember that Pie is a satirical character.
@Rallan Jumping to conclusions about people you disagree with is always a problem, but I think 90% of people would agree someone having the confidence to walk around carrying a nazi flag is a bad thing, and anything or anyone that empowers that is probably not good
Supposed to be getting succulent beef... But getting surplus horse meat from the dog food factory.
Tim’s Pie in the oven joke was funnier than Pie admitted
There is no "Tim".
Only funny so long as Jonathan isn't jewish.
@@wocket42 well duh, there’s not really a Pie either
We successfully negotiated an Australian style deal.... So no deal then.
Honestly, if the shit show of these negotiations over the last 4 years doesn't make you deeply question the entire parliament (especially the government), I don't know what will.
"Honestly, if the shit show of these negotiations over the last 4 years doesn't make you deeply question the entire parliament (especially the government), I don't know what will."
Except the issues aren't on the UK parliament side, the issues are on the EU being irrational side.
And we're (Australia) getting more of those deals (sorry, no-deals) thanks to Happy Clappy Scotty & his merry band of neoliberal dorks, eg. Josh Fraudenberg, Stuart Robbery, and that ugly potato-headed bloke who was kicked out of the Queensland police farce...
@@matthewlane Where? Why? The UK wanted to be treated as a third country and take it up with 27 other countries. This is happening right now. Calling the EU irrational while the UK government openly breaks international law is kinda funny.
@@dohlecarnett1866 And what UK law is it exactly you think they are breaking. Be specific.
@@matthewlane International law. That is still law, mate. The UK followed that to. The GFA is in question. Which the UK also had signed.
Consistantly Lying or Negilgent to the point of criminality?.....Why can't we have both? It certainly looks that way.
"...a shiver looking for a spine to run up..." That's it. That's Boris.
Thank you from Australia for taking Tony in... Please keep him :-)
“You’d like to put a Pie in the oven? ...Don’t give up your day job, Tim.”
I also watched the video
I'm not gonna lie, Tim can be a bit of a prick sometimes
For once I completely agree ! Now that’s scary
I'm glad Tony Abbot went back home to the UK :P
You bet you are. You bet I am. [wink]
Hey Peta, luv, can you fix this earpiece for us? I think it's not working properly...
He never ceases to make me laugh. The truth is funnier than ever. Love him.X
" *PING* ...Oh."
dead on.
You can tell a guy's working class when they think "oven ready" means "microwaveable".
@@cockoffgewgle4993 Cocky
Dead on...
Again.
I'd love to watch Pie interview Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker about brexit.
I just got an ad before this, featuring... wait for it... f'ing Nigel Farage, selling some dodgy financial product. I'll definitely be investing.
Spot on again!
Yeah brave new world,3 weeks waiting lists to see GP and Foodbanks!You got what you voted for :D
You deserve all the props for always trying to see both sides of things.
A dish so horrid you rather starve: brexit! Bon appetite.
Fat chance. That's French.
I've been waiting for you @jonathanpie for days, I was looking forward to this....awesome as always on point!
Yay brexit right after we lost jobs due to lockdowns. Thanks government.
You think that's bad? Just imagine how fed up Brexiteers feel.
Had four and a half years to sort themselves out on implementing the result of the vote
Damn. Love this character.
Spot on 👌
‘Oven ready half baked’ 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😅😅
Put Pie in the oven😁😁😁
It's oven ready jonathan pie deal
Oh my God Tim is back! I really missed him! I hope he's here to stay again.
Brexit always sounded like the name for a breakfast cereal to me.
You know what? I'd buy that. That doesn't even sound bad.
Or a medicine to give to your dog
Actually that's correct 🤣😂
One laced with gut relaxants.
It does but it would only be a fitting name if the cereal in question tasted like rotten sewage and caused you to vomit and shit explosively until dead.
Tim's remark was gold. Keep your day job, sir!
I'd love to strap BoJo down, Clockwork Orange style (eyelids prized open, eye drops, etc.) and force him to watch this continually until he goes away. And televise it
3:05 I'm so glad Tim's back to drop one of his cutting lines...
I can think of at least 6 withdrawals Doris hasn't been successful with!! 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant!!!
“He is a shiver...”. Lol
Nice to hear you talk to Tim again.
A hard Brexit means that Scotland and Northern Ireland will shove off - goodbye, UK...
Possibly Wales as well.
Nah I doubt it, the EU wouldn't let either of them back in and the vast majority of the UK's GDP comes from England - Scotland and NI even spend more than they make so becoming independent would run them into the ground eventually.
@@radioactiveplums really ? Scotland spents more?, well, well.
@@kola158 Spends more *than they make*, not more than England.
On point and informative. Great, classic Pie! 😃👍🏻
The brexit vote happened when I was 11. Now I'm 16..
It just goes to show how they string these things out to fill their own pockets with a shit load of tax payers money. Don't be fooled or blinded by the so called neocon elites. Develop your own mind and thinking. And sod anyone else who doesn't agree with facts.
Your future is ahead of you - don't let the un elected parasites take it from you.
If you like pie - then your at least half way there.
Same
Join the club
@@thetruth-loveitorhateit7999
Quite a lot has already been taken. For the last 40+years I've been able to travel to other European countries without having to apply for a visa. I've been able to work in lots of European countries. Live in European countries & study in European countries. The young ones today cannot. That freedom has now been taken away. The whole Brexit malarky is & has always been a big con that will make the likes of Rees-Mogg, John Redwood etc etc even richer than they already are
@@nickyboam3406 Then you must be one of the lucky ones. As for mogg and all the other parasites - all sides - they only ever fill their pockets with other folks hard, well earned taxes. That is never going to change. It's up to the young now to get off their arses (not to imply that they are sat doing nothing) and try to build something that was removed from them 40+ (even longer) years ago. Educate and re build. Good apprenticeships were moved beyond the reach of ordinary folk in the name of cheap labour. Whilst this thing (slavery) will always go on, at least it gives young brits a little hope for their future and not some un elected swamp thief put behind a desk robbing them blind and filling the elite and their pockets with thirty (trillion or so) in what should be taxes for services, not so called pay for mass failure.
It's got to the stage now where I actually believe there's a Tim in his earpiece.
It's an earwig
Oven ready, but it's clearly expired.
Just, excellent.
It’s amazing how painfully accurate yesminister is Isn’t it.
I got an advert from Nigel Farage playing before this video. Not exactly targeted advertising! 😂
It’s so funny, because it’s so true 😂
No that's why its tragic. 😖😖😖
"He's a shiver looking for a spine to run up" has to be one of the best political put downs in history.
Is that someone in dressing gown behind him? That building is an insane asylum so I guess...
It looks a bit like the Natural History Museum lol
I thought it was a statue for a while.
Yes
"Oven ready" = "half baked Findus Lasagne" ... LOL !!!
At last someone referring to the "oven ready" deal. Not mentioned by Johnson or his cabinet.
By the way, thanks for taking Tony Abbott off our hands. He was yours to begin with.
Could they take Peta Credlin as well? We don't want her, either.
There used to be a time when people demonstrated against trade deals. Remember Chiapas, Mexico 1994... Seattle 1999... ?
The last mad dash for the Great British empire to become little England
Four years of watching BREXIT from the outside is followed by the slow realisation that Blackadder is not in fact a comedy but a historically accurate documentary on British politics.
Boris: How do I speek to the common folk.
Also Boris: Oven ready meals thats the ticket.
Everyone else: Tit.
Best comment of today for me
3 years ago; and we're still got the oven on.
It's been a while Jonathan! Glad you are back.
Oven Ready Deal was always going to be abbreviated to ORDeal.
I actually want a no-deal, not because I'm a Brexiteer but because I want to finally show them what they truly voted for. Utter economic ruin
Is your ego that big? I just want that clown Boris to get the best deal possible and try to get out of this mess!
I once read that Michael Foot's election manifesto of 1983 was called the longest suicide note in political history. In view of Brexit, whether there is a deal or no, there could be a case for the Withdrawal Agreement being Johnson's own take on the longest suicide note in politics.
Jonathan Pie is like me when I get really drunk...
You become a manlet when you're drunk?
Probably should've used the Findus crispy pancake that's still frozen.
Ah Brexit. Remember when that was the most politically divisive subject? Feels like a lifetime ago
It will be again soon when it actually happens. No matter the outcome, it will be different in January 2021. Only exception would be prolonging the transition period which isn't very likely and legally very hard to do.
withdrawal, oven-ready... what does this make me think of... wait a minute, I forgot pvr-ready, full-hd-ready, all these readiness... it is all over the place...
Nostalgia for 2016, when the Brits went „Look how stupid we are“ with the Brexit and the USAmericans countered with „watch this“ and put Trump in power
Tony Abbott is English, thanks so much for taking him back. Please keep him.
This withdrawal is the same way Boris have so many kids.
I don’t know about that, his kids came about from not withdrawing when he should have, Brexit is about withdrawing when the country shouldn’t.
@@Fletcher883 Exactly !
2:04 They gave you a good helping of both piles on your plate. Also lukewarm, runny, mushy, bland and cold in the middle.
I clicked this so fast
Jonathan Pie is the only reliable source of news I’ve come across. Modern media dilutes actual information with the obsession of who’s against who, not what who believes what. Thank you Tom Walker for bringing us actual information in a digestible and entertaining way!
What makes you think that they wanted to get out from the EU, all of them of the political parties wanted to remain in the EU
Government are there to give the illusion of choice. Remember?
Brilliant, as always Jonathan!
It's oven-ready. What the Brexiters don't get is, that they're the ones getting roasted.
The microwave mimic was AWSOME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it was oven ready
the just forgot to build the oven.
then they realised they dont know how to build an oven
after that the all decided to pretend they have bought an oven
Politically they couldn't use the Dutch oven.
My new addiction!!! Amazing how UK has issues similar to the United States... love me some PIE :)