Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2019
- The 2010’s are coming to a close, and Red Dead Redemption is easily one of the best games of the decade with the world you can explore, the stories told, voice acting, gameplay, and pretty much everything. I’m out of clever segues. Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver? (in text form)
Our story begins in the town of Blackwater where the hats, mustaches, and kids running around unsupervised make it clear that this is not a game set in modern times. We, I, us play as John B. Marston, The B stands for Beatrice, but I don’t like middle names so it’s just John Marston. The credits rolled, an old woman annoyed me with her face and her existence, and I met up with Jake, a tour guide hired to show me around the town. Unfortunately, a lot of the story is told through dialog spoken while riding horses to a destination. I refuse to summarize what’s said during every trotting expedition. If you’re watching this for the story, I suggest you leave to watch some other video. I suggest you leave and go watch some other video.
Jake reminded me of my father when he abandoned me after we arrived at Fort Mercer, I did the typical sharpshooter cool guy nonsense of threatening Bill Williamson despite 3 rifles being pointed at me. If this was a low-budget indie movie I’d have ended all three of them and walked off with a witty comment. But it’s not, and I took a bullet to the appendix, got rescued, and woke up in MacFarlane’s Ranch owned by, get this, the MacFarlane’s. Bonnie told me that I owned her about $400 in today’s money for removing the bullet from my side. This is obviously fiction, you can’t even get a doctor to spit on you for $400 in America.
She showed me around the ranch, which has a General Store because this is the tutorial area so it needs to have a place to buy things, I tied my horse to a stick with the yarn I ripped off my belt, and we patrolled the ranch for rodents at night. I was given a rifle that I cannot remove from my inventory. It doesn’t matter too much now, I’ve still got the Cattleman Revolver that I can use and when you’re shooting rabbits it doesn’t matter how big the bullet is. Same goes for shooting coyotes. There’s also a fair bit of aim assist which makes the Revolver not completely worthless.
After sleeping in a bed, I explained to Bonnie why I’m after Bill Williamson, told her I ain’t no city slicker, and raced her around the ranch. We were neck-and-neck for a while. but the longer the race went on the farther ahead I got. I won the race because, come on, she’s a woman. The world opened up a bit, I arrived Armadillo, met a Deputy who seems to be a little slow, and Marshal Johnson informed me that my problems are not his concern. But this is a video game, so I made them his problem.
We tracked some hoodlum with a fancy hat to his hideout were I could face real enemies for the first time. I realized several hours into this run that a No Deadeye challenge might have been more interesting, but I chose this challenge because the Cattleman Revolver is the weakest revolver in the game and it was one of the most common suggestions for a Red Dead Redemption video. It can take several shots to kill someone unless you get a headshot, which is extraordinarily easy thanks to Deadeye. It’s also easy without it at close range. At a distance, it can become a problem. - เกม
Bandolier:
‘Doubles ammo capacity on rifles and repeaters’
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British Panda I saw that too
STONKS
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Dont forget that Bandana in thieves landing
RIP Mitten. Your legacy will live on throughout the test of time.
He will be missed
He ain't dead read his community post he isn't dead
@@reapervirus71sorry to break it to you he is dead
@@reapervirus71that was over 4 months ago he did die a month after he will be missed I grew up watching him and following his footsteps in games as i watched him he was really a great content creator
What happened?
"I don't like middle names" -Mitten Beatrice Squad, 2019
That's a reference to an obscure kids book
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C ok thanks local priest
@@Fit4C 🏳️🌈gay pride
@@Lord_of_Rot vine boom
Rest in peace Paul
He ain’t dead
@KingX. bro what, the mans been dead for months now 💀
"there's a storm rolling in, and everyone knows, cows melt when exposed to thunder"
It's true
SPOILER ALERT(a little)
Arthur Morgan says so himself
Common known
Commen very is that
Haha I just did this mission and well suffice to say rip that dude
*"Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man."*
Haha, this quote is memorable!
It is so funny because it is so true.
Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Im currently doing 8 years because my horse getaway driver ratted me out. Don't trust those bastards
@Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Yeah Nikolai, listen to VladdyTheBear, he knows what's up.
PsychOsmosis umm
Since I saw this video I keep watching for other animals. Who knows how many of them will snitch on me.
One of these days, when I'm old and frail, I'm gonna hear on the news about a crazy man with a bucket who terrorized a small town while shouting passive aggressive statements about trying to beat the game of life with only said bucket.
"Did he do it, dad?" my sons will ask.
"I'd like to think he did." I'll reply.
He was born, lived, and died with his bucket.
Main reporter-Breaking news; Drunk man runs around yelling in a drunken stupor, about how he wants to beat a "game of life" with only a bucket. witnesses say that he was wearing only a loin cloth covering his nether regions. we now go to the scene live with reporter Jones. Jones-uhhhh im standing near the obviously intoxicated man screaming about his bucket, and im going to try to approach him. wait here while i walk over to him
@@n3oncoryx Jones never came back, as the drunken man killed him with his bucket, screaming about "Critical hits". The drunken man later tried to clip his way through the jail cell, got his head stuck between the bars, and died.
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@UC-QZgR-6WOckmo4Tp8Fjf0A no fuck jesus
This is the very 1st video of his I've ever watched, but I've heard so many positive things about him. RIP bro
The funny thing about Seth’s would-be treasure is that he simply misread the map. There’s a box full of gold in the basement that you can take and sell.
Well well well
I... never knew that.
I mean that glass eye turned out to be the real treasure anyway because it helped him in undead nightmare
@@SCP-Dr_Bright I'm pretty sure he just stunk so bad the undead couldn't tell
@@joeschmoe4245 ayyyyy lmao
I still want you to do "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas using only Pew-Pew?" mainly because I want to hear you say "Pew-Pew" for an entire video.
Or fallout 3 with wazzer wifle
Anything with a confusing name
@@trentenbelka7218 *4
@@zyzyfuss it’s also in fallout 3 my guy.
That would be more of a nightmare than one would initially think, because it means he has to get 50 star caps as a pacifist before he's allowed to shoot anything.
“Then I killed the horses because, no witnesses”
That part got me
RIP MITTEN. one of the goats easily. said “if youre watching this for the story i suggest you leave and go watch some other video” and still went over it better than most videos about this game. you will be missed forever and always. we rockin with cattlemans revolvers heavily in honor of you my man
Can you beat life with a successful TH-cam career without getting demonetized?
Nice, nice!
*boss music begins*
This video succeeded. It has so many midrolls
Mitten Squad: I am inevitable
Short answer: no
Long answer: No but with a terms and conditions email.
"If he'd stayed in the hole where he belonged" Ah, yes, Edgar IS the one in the hole.
Ryan you sick bastard
edgar is the cow in Ryans house in the Lets Play world
@@memphisczarapata7234 Ryan specifically states its not any specific cow, simply whomever is in the hole is Edgar.
It’s not the cow that matters. It’s the damn title.
@@dittmar104 it's not the title OR the cow, it's the hole and what (or WHO) is in it, let's be real.
"You can't even get a doctor to spit at you for 400 dollars in America," lmao
I mean he isn’t wrong
@@therightman9354 not even a lil bit lol
Is this some kind of American thing that I'm to British to know about
@@lucasrasmussen6386 indeed
Lucas Rasmussen yeah pretty much
we'll miss you paul.
"Used his gun to turn off a woman" LMAO
agreed so random i started laughing before i realized what he said
Skyhijinx turned off can mean so many things out of context
"Everyone knows cows melt when exposed to thunder."
That right there is what earned you a subscriber.
Night Owl YT
Lol
I subscribed to him again with this account just for that line.
Also that one about the old lady in the beginning.
Mitten has amazing one liners. 😂
R.I.P Paul
Just found out what happened 😢 RIP Mitten Squad, always gave me a smile when i was feeling down
Dude he isn’t dead
"You can't get a doctor to even spit on you for 400 dollars in America"
God damn
An ambulance ride alone costs like 4000$ so he's right 🗿
I got a doctor to feel my balls for 120
@@SevereUwu Boy or girl?
SSaul well I got the doctor who hides behind Walgreens’ to feel mine for free 😎
I pay $40 a month for insurance and can see my doctor any time for anything I want and pay nothing.
"And head back to Bonnie's farming and mercantile supply store for more missionary...more missions I mean." I see you Mittensquad, I see you.
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C and snap out of it lol
@@Fit4C amogus
Oh frick it i hadnt realised...
@@Fit4C amogus
"Poor Norman was probably traumatized from dying. I'm sure he'll get over it"
Yah he'll be fine
Who else is coming back after the news? Miss ya paul.
He’s not dead read his community post
"Killed that horse, because it belonged to the son of a shepard."
Rolf: You dare mock the son of a shepard?!
“Life has many doors, Red-boy”
I'm Commander Shepard and that's not how you spell Shepherd.
@@commandershepard811 Life has many doors space boi
@@Maskofanonymity I should go.
@@commandershepard811
Rolfe: Rolfe is confused
Me: Later Commander
"I shot Walton in the kneecap as an homage to Bethesda blowing the legs out from underneath the Fallout franchise with Fallout 76"
Ooh I want in on the "taking due shots" session! The real shame is a 2010 game by Rockstar had a better VATS system than the 2018 Fallout game.
The biggest oof.
That rockstar game has better vats than every fallout game 76% chance to hit pulease
I looted the corpse... just like bethesda loots the corpse of its fan club with Fallout 1
Obi Juan...at last we meet...
Shots fired.
"Man do i despise these cow herding missions"
Me: Yes Indeed
At least they are better than breaking the horses I hated that so much
@@ronanhavern1980 I loved the horse breaking missions
@@AlqhemyA I had to skip the checkpoint every time I just couldn’t do it and in undead nightmare the only horse I could get was death
@@ronanhavern1980 it's not that hard, just mash the buttons like me
This video popped in my recommended and knowing what happened a couple weeks ago makes it a little hard to watch. I miss you Paul/Mitten. Everyone misses you and we hope you’re beating games in the most absurd way, wherever you are ❤️
RDR2: * comes out on pc *
Paul: * makes RDR1 vid anyway *
Is it out yet?
@@Helixxs i thought it was right?
@@Helixxs It's been out for 6 days. It's not out on Steam yet tho so I ain't buying it till it is.
@@40mm-Grenade yeah I'm waiting for the steam one
@@Helixxs Should be out in December for Steam.
"Still hate that name.
Not as much as sue, but it's up there."
The anything but Sue joke returns!
Othername 5 Isn’t it because of Johnny Cash’s song A Boy Named Sue
@@Bloodyfuze Yes.
This is the second reference to the song he's made, to my knowledge.
I pointed it out then, and again now.
Good on you for knowing the song.
If Ya hate any name should be ur own as u didn't pick it
@@pacman9635 I like my name, personally.
I guess not everyone can be so lucky.
I always wondered why the gun that you got for free was golden. Then I realized my pre-owned copy from gamestop had it as a dlc that was downloaded
Yeah the GOTY version does. I thought it was a standard extra for the longest te because my copy didnt come with a booklet that had the whole "congrats free dlc!" Mumbo jumbo on it, so i was confused af when i tried to turn it on on my bud's game.
Huh. I bought a used copy a couple weeks ago because I've never played the first one and wanted to try it and was wondering why my guns were gold.
@@gabrielsage3425 i would be happy if My guns came gold
@@9etherNeo not just that. You also got the war horse . It's stamina was unlimited
@@user-ry3no8mc6z No it isn't
32:45 or so. The launching lantern made me laugh way more than it should have.
Bro why is that so funny?
This game really hit different when you finish RDR2 and you remember all the shit they went through together and now John is Hunting them all down.
Reggie Jenkins The part that really hit me hard was seeing Arthur die and then realizing that John too was going to die
The one I really felt bad for was Javier. Dude got the shit end of the stick
I really loved Arthur’s story, but I feel like Rockstar dropped the ball connecting RDR1 and 2. I don’t John ever interacts with Bill or Javier. It seemed like they were part of the same gang but not friends at all like RDR1 made it seem.
@@chrism1518they’re all friends within the gang to a certain extent
"Landon, what a dumb name." :(
Ooof
Yeah that pissed me off too. Landon Rickets is a cool guy!
At least your name isn't Ben.
Yeah, I felt that too 😔
i feel that too at least your parents spelled it right and not Landen like me
I waited until I was able to play rdr to watch this video, I just got done with it. Thank you for all the joy you brought us and will continue to bring us for the rest of our life's. Rip Mitten Squad
I don't really count it as failing the run when the game forces you into certain situations. The game forced you to "fail" the run during those occasions. Whenever you had the choice, you only used the revolver.
Would the alternative title of this be: Can I beat Red Dead Redemption with only the Big Iron on My Hip?
Too bad he used ADS
"Can I beat read dead redemption 1 with just my shooty tooty?"
no he used aim not only hip firing
The answer is yes big iron can destroy anything
Well because there is a mandatory melee section in going with no
"I shot Walter in the knee cap as an homage to Bethesda..."
"Haha arrow in the knee reference"
"....for ruining the fallout series with fallout 76."
".....oh"
Time stamp
T4c0_N1nj4 exactly 3 minutes in my friend
Ikr I was think Oblivion then he said failing 76 and I wass like ouch... Lol
Fuck you mean, hes not wrong
@@joeshiesty4613 Just watch the fucking video man
I've only seen mittensquads skyrim and fallout videos, excited to see this one
But he’s dead though
RIP to the goat. One of the few TH-camrs who could always entertain me without fail. I know you’re up there kickin it in the great saloon in the sky
Mitten Squad: “Can you launch RDR2 on PC without crashing?”
Mfw when i laughed at this stale ass joke
This is outdated c'mon....the real problem is the performance
@@DJ-Plunder when when
@@DJ-Plunder mfw you should stfu and keep your opinion to yourself
Strangely, I've never actually had the problem of rdr2 crashing on me. But I have one of the older models of Video cards. I heard that the newer models are more prone to the game crashing?
10:28 Failed opportunity to say, "And turned his intestines into outestines."
Disappointed.
Smh my head
@@orangoru4061 shake my head my head
Orangoru are you okay?
@@ziggitee3500 are you okay?
@@doughhhboi1731 idk are they
It's totally feasible to beat Red Dead without dead eye. 90% of the time, I actually found it easier to just quick scope with the rifle in and out of cover.
If you have the auto-aim on (which it is by default), then yes, going without deadeye is entirely possible. Playing with the auto-aim off, however, would be another story 😦
I played through the whole game thinking dead eye only worked in cutscenes so I didn't use it at all.
@@staticradio724I’ve done it and took out some hideouts and stuff like that. It’s pretty hard you have to stay in cover a lot more as I only like using the dual wield cattleman revolvers
@@egg6130💀
you can't dual wield in this game. @therookie5714
Recently started playing the Red Dead Redemption games again and this came up in my recommended. Rip Paul you were one of my favorite TH-camrs to watch
Watching John die again is still hard even in 2019
The_Cooler _Anakin there are some moments that non-gamers will never understand. Maybe John Rest In Peace.
And we might see him die again in 60 FPS in 2020 smh
@@ZayTech91 wait, is rockstar considering remaking red read redemption?
@@ZayTech91 really??!! They should just add the rdr1 missions to the rdr2 story mode. How dope would that be?
@@aaronrichards19886 That is stupid because RDR1 takes place in Mexico
Honestly, one of my favorite games ever
FazeJevIsDad FortniteSucks I like your name mostly the last part though
Never has an ending crushed me as much. What a game.
Riotrecker thank you kind sir
Adam E I agree. Rdr2 really got me though, not the end of the game but the end of chapter 6. Arthur’s “last ride” and his death were one of the first times I cried in a video game
@@dickmeatbootysack2165 While i did cry in RDR2 I ended up aboslouloutly balling my eyes out at the end of RDR1
Rest in peace bro
“These 2 guys were fighting, so I shot them both”. Most American sentence I’ve ever heard
"And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him."
Oh. Hi John.
Wtf I just listened to that song 😂
Fuck! Do I need to go back to Montana?
Uknown AU Chara Johnny cash lol
@@alexmcdonald1413 bruh thats from the bible
"I won the race because come on, she's a woman." Closed Captions tell you a whole different story
I call that just u know judgement on women
@@guywiththebeans2408 the language of the gods
@@acey6991 haha lol
in the captions, instead of telling you to leave if you were here for the story it just outright says fuck off to you.
Timestamp
I hope he’s happy and in good health whether he returns to TH-cam or not he’s made some great videos and does it like no other.
Thank you, Mitten, for the good laughs and great videos. His brute and deadpan comedy is amazingly entertaining.
I'm sorry to inform you, but he passed away
Still one of my favorite videos. Rest in peace man.
“They pranked us real good by killing Norman right in front of us”
I really do like you opening this stupid genre of “Can you beat...” into other games, very entertaining, fr. Super funny to watch, including your humor. Continue the great work.
When you run out of ammo, you still pistol whip them, its technically still the cattleman.
rest in peace brother
"the greatest handgun ever made"
- Shalashaska
engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever
big boss that reference is just top tier
Don't you mean Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot?
La Li Lu Le Lo
"Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves. "
"Had it not been for his mustache, he never would have survived the bandit ambush"
Nice fucking profile picture man
@@justinharris2272 nice shirt man
@@hankthebird knife man got me through some really hard times, it was awesome to see it here of all places. And thank you big bro best wishes wingnut
"But I have rope" - Mitten Squad, 2020
Just my luck, i just found a new channel to watch and it turns out the guys fucking DEAD wtf. R.I.P bro, loving the channel so far
Ikr bro I used to watch this guy all the the time back in the day and his fallout videos, sadly he had an alcohol problem, and it took his life
@@caryptic6684. No wonder he is so funny. It sucks though.
Have fun working through his catalog. It's fucking great
"I spent longer than I should have navigating my way out of this canyon"
I felt that....
And so did all of your viewers who played this game....
Yeeeeesh
Not me
I never had trouble with the canyon
I had no trouble with the place but only because I enjoyed clearing out the gang hideout in Pikes basin and did so numerous times.
True pikes basin gets me stuck after justice in pikes basin
But here's the true question... can you Paul of mitten squad beat fallout new vegas using a "lightly" modified mid 90s bop it as the controller
“I went back to Bonnie’s farming and mercantile for more missionary, I mean missions” haha
Can we just appreciate that whenever there's a mine or something to do with a mine. Paul calls it a minecraft.
25:21 “Captain De Santa is fast, but Big Bird is faster.”
Can you beat Fallout 3 blindfolded?
(Have someone tell you the directions while playing.)
Oooo love it
Thats gonna be cool!
Better yet, its a live stream and the guide is the chat
@@iLoveBuckets69 He could stare at a second monitor whilst the first monitor is in frame and is blocked by paper or something thicker
And it has to be someone who never played it and he can't open the map
this is actually a extremely well put together video. the narrating is perfect and says alot of things you don't really expect to hear as jokes yet are extremely funny. the pacing is great too and i was even distracted by anything else the entire time which i found a bit funny because during anything movie show music . i'm usually gonna try and work on something else yet this caught my attention extremely well. great video.
Mitten: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you leave and go watch another video."
Captions: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you fuck off and go watch another video."
I love whoever did the captions.
"Which makes deadeye useless"
*still uses deadeye*
its not a no dead eye run
@@yoink7590that’s not what the comment was saying smh
15:30 love how he’s honest with what he does in the challenge. It would be so easy to just skip stuff like that.
I hate it!!! I disliked and unsubscribed because of it. What a disgrace.
Rest in peace. You fought your demons to the bitter end. And you did well.
"We headed out on foot, specifically a horses foot"
“He then directed us towards a Minecraft”
11:13
I saw that too.
@@Gold_JustForFun heard*
williamisgood farted*
Burger well yes, that’s the joke.
@ He could use subtitles
he didnt realise the bandolier gave double ammo on rifles and repeaters
Reading is not popular this days =(
@@Vityanvityan these* dumbass
Glad I'm not the only one that saw that
I was basically yelling at my phone
@@Vityanvityan ok boomer
"Not as much as Sue, but it's up there"
Me: JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!! JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!!!!!
?
@@onyxithink4043 listen to "a boy named Sue" by Johnny Cash, then you would understand
@@onyxithink4043 th-cam.com/video/_Gbtm-93oqE/w-d-xo.html
Here, so you can find the song easy
Oh yeah thanks. I forgot about that song
Lol
Love how even after you fail the challenge you still keep going and go through a world of pain.
0:30 Damn. I was not expecting a Junie B. Jones reference. My childhood just came back and hit me like a train
I completly forgot about her
Undead Nightmare might be one of my most favorite dlcs ever. Red dead is awesome.
It's automaticly bad because it's not called red undead nightmare
Undead Nightmare with only a torch might be a fun one. That's pretty much how I played most of the story since I was really stingy and didn't want to use ammo except when I needed to.
My UN is completely broken, can’t even play 5 mins without a glitch. Sucks because it seems to be really fun
Undead Nightmare 2 new and improved in RDR2 would be a dream come true.
@@TyTwoFly there have been hints in rdr2 to a new undead nightmare
Came back to say RIP, you were an idol to many🕊️
I’ve been subscribed for a while and by God I love rewatching this specific video for some damn reason. Dimmer than a shattered lightbulb. Didn’t catch that one until now. And I’m glad I did because I’m stealing it
It's weird how good this still looks
11:36 "exploded some absolute unit playing with a red barrel" lol
God damn we miss you Paul .....
Seeing how advanced RDR was, I realize why and how RDR2 was able to be so good: experience.
“Can you play Fallout 76 without running into any glitches?”
The video is 4 seconds long, the game crashed
"Can you beat fallout 76 without gli-"
_The audio then crashes, and the video can be seen stuttering and breaking as the shittiness of FO76 corrupts it. A smug Todd Howard can be seen in the background._
"It just works!"
@@jinn8465 lol dude
34:58 "edgar is the one is the hole" reference? I love this channel
Had to see if there was anyone else who'd noticed 😁.
Somewhere a Mad King is laughing
All Hail Ryan Haywood The Mad King Himself
@@markanthonyjoyce7830 man this didn't age well at all
@@NativeJoel u right
“I charged into battle like a rabid Ferret.”
Man, I fuckin miss you Mitten
He didn’t die read his community post
@@KingX. That community post is before his death, man. Look it up.
" with that many horses we'd have enough glue to last a decade or more."
Apparently you don't huff very much glue. amateur.
@@SkullkeeperVSK r/nocontext
@@SkullkeeperVSK let me take a crack at summarizing what u wrote.. "r/evenwithcontext"
David Attenborough wow, you’re such a funny funny redditor
@@suckersupreme4380 I'm gonna upvoat u even tho ur being sarcastic.
David Attenborough upvote* sorry
Beat The OuterWorlds with the starting pistol unupgraded.
Who cares
ben berman I do.
ben berman me
That pistol sucks, can you even?
@@waltercodingproductions1023 genuinely don't think you can, you wouldn't have enough ammo for the final boss
32:40. Proceeds to yeet lantern
The fact that he keeps calling Jack and Abigail boy and woman is hilarious
fr
Brings back the memories of staying up till 6 am playing games on my 360
0:31
"the b stands for beatrice, but i dont like middle names"
*i see what you did there.*
gosh dangit i haven't thought about that in forever.
@@JitteryJackanape i don't get it
@@matthiasthulman4058 Me neither.
@@Cons-Cat it's a reference to Junie B Jones, a children's book series
it's funny to have wrong captions but they're genuinely useful for hard-of-hearing people...
aside from the "I suggest you fuck off to some other video" around 50 seconds in, the subtitles were actually pretty accurate.
@@OutlawedPoet 2:18 "i won the race because, come on, she's a woman" i didnt watch the whole video but id be willing to bet there's more like that
@@ollieibarra6472 LMAO yeah no he did not say that. I don't even know how the hell the bot thought it said that. if you remove the "I won the race because, come on, she's a woman" then it's completely accurate.
RIP, bro. You will be missed.
“Used a gun, to turn off a woman”
there's no button for that so...
@@TheTroll10 i mean could you count a trigger as a button 🤔
comma splice idiot
Me: Damn i really forgot about the story on this, can;t wait to watch
Mittens: 0:55
Me: Oh...
Well imagine
Lol the Junie B. Jones reference at the beginning is gold.
Bro you're hilarious, how've I never heard of you before?
Subbed.