A few years ago, I was visiting Maldives. A police officer told me about an invasion in 1980, 10 man with automatic rifles in a patrol vessel conquered the Capitol Male and took control over the government. India heard about it and send a couple of warships to save the tiny nation from the thugs. True story. Nowadays, Maldives have a small army with at least 20 soldiers! :)
Vietnam has a surprisingly strong army and is well supplied, they even have some active jets from the Vietnam war. They also focus mainly on having a strong economy, which is why it is one of the cheapest countries to visit.
Without including actually demilitarised countries, it's hard to beat Andorra, whose army consists of twelve men, whose principal duty is to carry the Andorran flag at ceremonial functions. They do have a special forces unit, the GIPA, under the authority of the police, but since they are so rarely needed, they generally are put on regular police duties.
Andorra's leaders are the President of France and a cleric from Spain, so conquering Andorra means fighting France, which is not happening. That's why they don't need a military. France is its military. Same for Monaco. France protects it.
Some country invaded costa Rica. Costa rica : We're not going down without a fight. Invading country : Yeah? You and what army? Costa rica: The US army.
@@Memeathon_Dev but he is talking about the military, that is the purpose of the video and it is the least to expect he put some effort to find footage -he is not talking about some super secret army. I can understand on the minute 5:20 he used a movie scene from a movie about Brazil gangs to describe Somali civil war as a background but even then he could have used black hawk down scene if you put just a little more effort.
so many youtubers who make vids like this scream at the camera and have horrifying transitions. thank you for having a soothing quiet voice and reasonable content pacing
@Jumba Chumba The battle of Thermopylae was just the first major battle in the longest conflict in human history. The Hellenic-Persian wars lasted over 1000 years and ended in the 7th century AD after the two sides agreed on a truce and were both invaded by the Arabs.
Not all the countries in this list is poor, 1 from the list I can pick out is Luxembourg, another one is iceland, they aren't poor but they are still in the list and most the countries chosen in this list are small because you need lots of space to have a bigger military force most likely, you can't have tons of military equipment filling up a small country when there are people living there
Danish Irfan emu army is I think Russia’s military, I forgot but they apparently are strong enough today. Can’t blame the humans the emus can *dodge their machine gun bullets.*
@@nikhilpolekar8325 Also don't send another reply I'm done receiving notifications. So dumb they notify every reply in a comment you replied to and not just the ones that @ you.
The scene would have been different 😂 Not all of us likes sitting in class and listening instead of leaving our warms beds while laying and watching videos there a big difference 😂
@@neilbonotan8720 also our military was not weak just the leaders of it and I'll definitely assure you that if the entire world will surrender the philippine military will be the last to do it
Don't forget about the great nation of Nauru! Their combined military and police forces consist of 2 guys, but due to the recent budget cuts only one of them carries a wooden club, other one has 5 medium sized rocks in his armament. However there are serious plans to strengthen their combat capabilities with a slingshot operator. 😆
Mauritius has indian navy cover to protect it from invasion Also Costa rica has US assurance against invasion Almost all these countries who dont have a functional military have a protective cover of nations who do, and are binded by pact to do so
@@QuattroWayne i'm british too, but i'm a bit of a historian and i knew for a fact he was talking about the british empire back in the 1800's that took countries with weak armies, but i can see why you take it as disrespect and i don't blame you.
@@johncheetham4607 Yeah. That's what the Roman's. They hire people without experience to be war fodder. Not cannon fodder because cannons didn't exist then.
Das Kingdom of Puppi Island has a military of 48 personnel 6 higher ranking officers 3 Cruisers 4 Frigates 6 Corvettes (all Origami) And (currently as of 4/9/153 on the Octopuppi calendar)0 Jets (also will be Origami) And a Military budget of $93.62
I once visited the republic of San Marino and whilst touring the museum I noticed a display of 6 firearms that were kindly donated by Queen Victoria of England, the museum guide explained that on receiving the weapons they set up an army of 6 people, however, they are still waiting for the bullets.
They do however have a crossbow corps (yes crossbow) of around 80 guys who I watched do an amazing display of crossbow shooting. I believe there is also a Guard of the Rock who are both police and border control. I think being one of the 6 soldiers still waiting for the bullets would be a cushy job.
While stationed in Germany I went through WLC at the 7th NCOA. We had Soldiers from various armies there as well. One pair was from Bosnia. One guy told me, "We are out of shape but it is fine. I mostly drink beer anyway." They did not like the training and PT was almost an alien concept to them. But they were both very cool. One gave me his insignia.
I just love how detailed and informative this video was. Good job describing the relevant parts, like combat formations, numbers of core pieces of equipment etc. Not pointless at all...
As far as I know, the Swiss Guard may is way more than a ceremonial guard with fancy dress, they may be not a strong army but they can protect and rescue the Pope like a elite special forces unit...
Switzerland's army consists all male 18 years or older. They all have a carbine with rounds at home for capability to defend the country. Switzerland have properly the most liberal weapons law in the world.
Its kinda funny how Macedonia goes from one an empire that stretched from Macedonia, to Egypt, to Afghanistan, and was lead by one of the best generals in history, Alexander The Great, to having one of the weakest militaries in the world.
Ironically I just watched the most fitting ad for a game called seaport where two players on an island are on opposite sides of the spectrum in development for this video
I live in North Macedonia and I was really upset that we came in first place. But I was really happy when I saw a photo of the Santa Claus climbing down the helicopter. It reminded me of last year when the hosted this event (Around New year ). And the best part is not only watching Santa climb down the helicopter, but Santa also throws candy from the helicopter.
Feeling proud of a huge military spent is like being proud of having the record of the highest number of years trying to pass high school with no success
It's more like being happy on spending alot of money on a highly advance home defense system that can also go on the offensive compaired to a guy with a nerf gun with thumb tacks on the end
" Some countries can't afford or don't want strong military presence on their home soil" If you don't want a strong military presence on your home soil, you just may get a strong military presence on your home soil.
Thankfully, armys in the ex-yugoslavia these days are mostly used to assist with natural catastrophies like floods and fires. But if needed in case of war, almost whole population can become soldiers, as shown in ww2 when they defeated germans without foreign assistance, or in more recent times.
2:03, Americans if you think this is russia let me explain, You see most slav countries use Cyrrilic, Greek or Latin alphabets Macedonia is an example they use cyrrilic there is not much of a diffrence between cyrrilic though.
@@khristianjoshg.mercado4586 if you nuke your neighborhood than you will also get affected . If you poor instructors than possible chances are that you get nuked by your own asshole incharge.
Wow. As a German i´m pretty sad that Macedonia has more working helicopters than the Bundeswehr. JK. But it´s still embarecing that we need to reimport used tank parts to keep at least some of our way to outdated tanks working. At this point Saudi Arabia has more Leopard 2 tanks with way newer tech than the country producing them. Without the support from the NATO we probably couldn´t even fight any 1st world countrie on our own. Because most of our reigning parties (CDU/CSU) think that upgrading our military to an at least presentable force, would create negativ assumptions towards our intentions. Also our old minister of defense as well the new one has no clue about military and has an army of advisors that probably gets more funding than our actual military.
Don't worry bro. Germany from present times doesn't represent Germany from the past. Heck, not even everyone from your country supported the Reich back then. And no one will attack you anytime soon. If anything, it's here in southeast Asia. We smaller countries have an on-going issue with the communist party of China. If all hell breaks loose, it'll start here in the pacific-southeast. World war III will take place in either Middle East Asia (India (possible help from us i.e Vietnam, Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Philippines, Taiwan and Hongkong) VS Communist party of China) or Southeast (most Southeast Asia with the help of west, India etc VS Communist party of China)
Sweden is almost in the same military shape as Germany. Germany needs a strong army to stop Russia from expanding in Europe, countries like Poland and the Baltic area are targets for invasion by Putin. Sweden upgrading the military force right now, properly to late?
@@anukcinnamom6653 dont worry about this. In the world there is one unwritten rule so powerful that nobody talks about it any more but i will promise you if there will be another WW Germany will start it because we have one rule in Germany its spelled "aller guten dinge sind drei".
No army can be weak...even when a single person stands to protect his/her people,mother land no one can be braver..they know things are gonna bad for them still they march
@Ozymandias Nullifidian America won most of the wars, except for Vietnam and another I can't remember. We've fought Isis, one of the worst terrorist groups, we have the strongest military in the world (not counting our nuclear arsenal), and we're so badass, once we dropped the 1st nuclear bomb on Japan, we decided "HELL YEAH, LETS DROP A 2ND ONE JUST TO PROVE A POINT!" Yeah we won that ;)
@Ozymandias Nullifidian My original comment was a joke, and I replied to the wrong message- We Isis wouldn't exist of Syria and Iraq didnt immediately surrender all the arms we gave them
lyrics: feeling my way trough the darkness, guided by a beating heart. i can tell where the journey will end, but i know where to start. they tell me i'm too young to understand, they say i'm caught up in a dream. life will pass me by if i don't open up my eyes, well that's fine by me. so wake me up! when it's all over, when i'm wiser and older. all this time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost. so wake me up! when it's all over, when i'm wiser and i'm older. all this time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost, music i tried carrying the weight of the world, but i only have two hands. hope i get a chance to travel the world, but i don't have any plans. wish i could stay forever this young, not afraid to close my eyes. life's a game for everyone, and love is the prize. so wake me up when it's all over, when i'm wiser and i'm older. all the time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost, so wake me up! when its all over. when i'm wiser and i'm older, all this time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost. i didn't know i was lost, i didn't know i was lost. i didn't know i was lost, i didn't know, i didn't know, i didn't know, music -all this written is not copied by stickman stories and hope you stay safe! bye!!!
Alternative title: *giving crucial info of where to conquer land*
Im pretty sure ALL the other countries know about this..
Probajte.
@Emy Sutari Istina
@Emy Sutari power and land but sometimes its not worth it
@@growaplant yo momma is not worth it
no soldier is weak. A soldier willingly gives his life so that his people stay safe. Only a strong person can do that.
This comment should be pinned
Upppp
True, soldiers are some of the strongest people I know
Trueeee
Some soldiers are not willingly in the army, but have to go (eg. Korea). But still a nice comment.
If accurate, this means Warner Bros. spent more money on reshoots for Justice League than what North Macedonia spends in it's defense budget annually
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Lol talk about cheapskates
BigDaddy101 at least everything is chea
p tthere
I’m actually from Macedonia
Ok im macedonian and its true and im gona whrite something in macedonian to prove it добар ден сите ова е македонски јазик
A few years ago, I was visiting Maldives. A police officer told me about an invasion in 1980, 10 man with automatic rifles in a patrol vessel conquered the Capitol Male and took control over the government. India heard about it and send a couple of warships to save the tiny nation from the thugs. True story. Nowadays, Maldives have a small army with at least 20 soldiers! :)
I cannot find any information to verify this, at all.
@@wrathofwestchester The police offer didn’t let a white lie get in the way of a good story 😂
Operation cactus 1988@@wrathofwestchester
In recent visit of Maldives prime minister, india sent her Aircrafts to take him to India
Iceland: "You guys have an army?"
Third German Reich: *You guys still exist?*
Flag Iceland is Vikings though
@@616-j4r huh
Night Time Ninja they actually are Vikings From Norway and Denmark
Night Time Ninja are you a kid from USA? 😂😂 than I understand why you don’t know that
@@616-j4r 😂
If you started speaking about Vietnam then I said: They may not have a good army, but they have *trees*
Vietnam has a surprisingly strong army and is well supplied, they even have some active jets from the Vietnam war. They also focus mainly on having a strong economy, which is why it is one of the cheapest countries to visit.
when your in vietnam and there's a tree inside of a tree speaking vietnamese
@wanka wanka cough cough Cambodia cough
they army is trees
Our trees
When you realize your GTA online character has more military equipment than some irl countries
*When you realize a single american has more guns than a country's army.
@@normalbird1139 'murica
I subbed
Yes i know
Normal Bird It is not true. But since you're a eurapean. It makes sense.
Without including actually demilitarised countries, it's hard to beat Andorra, whose army consists of twelve men, whose principal duty is to carry the Andorran flag at ceremonial functions. They do have a special forces unit, the GIPA, under the authority of the police, but since they are so rarely needed, they generally are put on regular police duties.
Andorra's leaders are the President of France and a cleric from Spain, so conquering Andorra means fighting France, which is not happening. That's why they don't need a military. France is its military. Same for Monaco. France protects it.
Me:who is a war lord looking for land to conquer: interesting
7000 x .40x more per capita
380 x .18x more
175 x more peeps
Lol
Ok 5 year old with an imagination
@@Unclecragar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@0292-q3l what he is 5
Some country invaded costa Rica.
Costa rica : We're not going down without a fight.
Invading country : Yeah? You and what army?
Costa rica: The US army.
The guy was talking about Costa Rica showing Honduran military personnel at minute 8:18. This dude needs to check his source material a little better.
Lol exactly
*speechless*
Cristopher Zelaya
He could have used it as a background for the video rather than info on the army
@@Memeathon_Dev but he is talking about the military, that is the purpose of the video and it is the least to expect he put some effort to find footage -he is not talking about some super secret army. I can understand on the minute 5:20 he used a movie scene from a movie about Brazil gangs to describe Somali civil war as a background but even then he could have used black hawk down scene if you put just a little more effort.
Everybody gangsta until all of these countries joined forces
Brian Dawkins I'm not really saying that they can invade, I'm saying that they can defend themselves from anything
@Brian Dawkins nuclear war is prohibited.
CEO of Racism Read the earlier replies, I explained it
Damn, didn't think of that! 🏳️
If they join forces, they might muster a division or two.
so many youtubers who make vids like this scream at the camera and have horrifying transitions. thank you for having a soothing quiet voice and reasonable content pacing
Santa is firing his "rocket launcher" really a recoiless rifle backwards.
Imagine if the rocket was on it.
@@that_m2178 english
Yup, had to make a very similar comment on it before I saw you did the same, a shame they actually payed someone to make that animation
Shut up, it's a joke
(At least I hope it is)
that part is fully animated, never happened
title should be, "smallest armies" and not "weakest armies" ... size is not strength (unless you are USSR)
Well, size is also an important factor, but yes, it's not everything.
Well, they definitely need expensive and powerful artillery, and these countries definitely don’t have them, so yeah, they are pretty weak.
@@CheetSheatOverlode lol... Fake history
Your comment shouldn't even mention ussr it doesn't exist
"If you throw enough bodies at them, eventualy they will run out of ammo"
-USSR, World War 2
Him : Luxemburg...
Me : Well , am now using a Luxemburg VPN server to watch this video
Hi, I'm from luxembourg... may I tempt you into some tax evasion...?
@@farifreebird1733 l paid for the VPN 😂
Hunter x hanter fan hi🤗🤗🤗
@Issei hyouto , Noo ...not at all
@@tempest5978 hii😊.... that's the anime of my life😇
1:55 Why does it sounds like Pay Day?🤣🤣🤣
You Single Handedly Put Yourself On Kim Jong Un’s Hitlist
If he was alive then rip little marsh mellow guy intro
Thats pretty cruel
They are no match for slenderman
A pretty easy task. No hands needed.
Rip
"Power comes in numbers." *Laughs in Spartan*
There were thousands of Greeks and a small spartan detachment. It's more like the Greeks held there ground and the Spartans helped
@@Andrew-xq7ni spartans are greeks so what is your point
@@alexpanos5078 point is the Spartans part in the battle if hugely over played and makes people believe 300 men held off the Persian army
@@Andrew-xq7ni the Spartans would win but a guy named nightmares betrayed them and told to the persians about a secret path that's why Persians win
@Jumba Chumba The battle of Thermopylae was just the first major battle in the longest conflict in human history. The Hellenic-Persian wars lasted over 1000 years and ended in the 7th century AD after the two sides agreed on a truce and were both invaded by the Arabs.
I like how he talks like he just woke up 😂
The shithead probably did.
Yeah 😂😂 I totally agree with you, it's like he's on lean😂
I just woke up, tge bad kind of wake up
...or he's still sleeping.
I like the relaxed tone.
This was pretty interesting, thanks.
Numbers aren't everything btw.
You guys know whats somalia's special militia?
Answer:
PIrATeS
@Yasir Ali woah. what does it feel like there?
They are being killed mostly by Russian soldier, cheers russia🥂
True
@Brody Massey yeah i guess
Somali pirate: "hey irish" look at me im the captain now
Even they weak. They still protect their Country
Because no one invades them. But I doubt they'd protect it well if it need be
Thats what matters
True
God thank philipines ia not there
still pretty pathetic lol
I like how the rocket launcher for Santa is reversed than what it’s supposed to be
I don't think it's was even a rocket launcher, I'm pretty sure it's a recoilless rifle
"Here's you coal Billy"
It's a carl recoilless rifle and santa is shooting himself
carl gustaf recoilless rifle aka MAAWS Recoilless rifle
Alternative title: roasting every single small and poor country there is
Not all the countries in this list is poor, 1 from the list I can pick out is Luxembourg, another one is iceland, they aren't poor but they are still in the list and most the countries chosen in this list are small because you need lots of space to have a bigger military force most likely, you can't have tons of military equipment filling up a small country when there are people living there
Notice how the emu army isn’t stated,
*COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT*
Australians: *Ah shit, here we go again*
Danish Irfan emu army is I think Russia’s military, I forgot but they apparently are strong enough today. Can’t blame the humans the emus can *dodge their machine gun bullets.*
@@Shadowvein9014 nah, Emus are rightful owner of Australia. They are for now settling with the title of National Bird.
@@nikhilpolekar8325 Bruh they're literally pests they eat crops in Australia. Though they shouldn't have tried and kill them I agree.
@@nikhilpolekar8325 Also don't send another reply I'm done receiving notifications. So dumb they notify every reply in a comment you replied to and not just the ones that @ you.
You should become a teacher everyone will never get bored
The scene would have been different 😂
Not all of us likes sitting in class and listening instead of leaving our warms beds while laying and watching videos there a big difference 😂
@@Storedmouse and he speaks 1 word per second
😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone would "be amazed" xd
Yah
My recruiter said I'll be an "army of one", so technically, I'm the weakest army in the world.
My recruiter said Never Again Volunteer Yourself. That was great advice.
Join the Army of One!
- Junji Ito, "ARMY OF ONE"
Army of one means that you have one army.
1:27 That Su 25 doesnt have the end wing airbrake, it has a missile there, wierd for a Frogfoot
0:29 North Macedonia
2:13 Bosnia and Herzegovina
3:53 Suriname
5:17 Sonalia
6:18 Bhutan
7:48 Costa Rica
9:21 Panama
10:49 Mauritius
12:29 IceLand
13:48 Luxembourg
15:02 Monaco
I'm surprised they didn't add my country i mean we got about 100 active military personnel
Eh
Philippines is the most weakest militaries on the world
@@neilbonotan8720 wtf haven't you heard of give me 10000 filipinos and i shall conquer the world by gen. Mcarthur
@@neilbonotan8720 also our military was not weak just the leaders of it and I'll definitely assure you that if the entire world will surrender the philippine military will be the last to do it
me who is a war lord looking for land to conquer: interesting
Yes my lord this land seems good for taking
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Make me commander
Congrats your now on the fbi watch list
*goes to Monaco with a water gun* I'm the Captain now 🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget about the great nation of Nauru! Their combined military and police forces consist of 2 guys, but due to the recent budget cuts only one of them carries a wooden club, other one has 5 medium sized rocks in his armament. However there are serious plans to strengthen their combat capabilities with a slingshot operator. 😆
Wait what is this real
they're trying to hire a guy for their navy, and he knows how to swim 💀
Well Yeah, but Australia is responsible for Nauru's defence
Well they did run out of bird poo to sell
Lmao bird poo
Mauritius has indian navy cover to protect it from invasion
Also Costa rica has US assurance against invasion
Almost all these countries who dont have a functional military have a protective cover of nations who do, and are binded by pact to do so
Britain be like:
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Ye
@@QuattroWayne you are a British COD fan boy stfu
@@QuattroWayne i'm british too, but i'm a bit of a historian and i knew for a fact he was talking about the british empire back in the 1800's that took countries with weak armies, but i can see why you take it as disrespect and i don't blame you.
@@QuattroWayne I'm British as well, take it as a joke
@@QuattroWayne if ur in the army tf u doing on youtube
Hi i am from Mauritius and i am proud of what my country have🇲🇺❤️
U have nothing
@@nabilmuscle3203 lmfao
Demolition Ranch is literally more armed than ur whole country lmao
@@angelodeguzman3264 alright I guys are being too harsh now
@@guladickinson5908 alright I apologize
Why isn’t me and my tiny figurines on this list?
Underrated
That means you got some strong army
Then wow, you got some strong army u got there
Same! My army only consists of 2 soldiers plus meh
are they grey ones nazis???
Be amazed: When it comes to war theres power in numbers.
Hannibal Barca: *That's cute.*
@@johncheetham4607 Yeah. That's what the Roman's. They hire people without experience to be war fodder. Not cannon fodder because cannons didn't exist then.
Bhutan doesn't need a strong army as INDIAN ARMY is always by their side whenever they need it like INDIA helped them in Doklam Standoff.
@Godlee Raju You dont even need to ask him to say that, he can say that without you even asking.
Well Wish Yes
aaaa not any more nepal and bhutan are out of league as far as i recall ...best of luck with china.
@Godlee Raju get owned
@@durrani1983 knew guys like you will come.
& the China issue. We can handle. Thanks.
The Santa in north Macedonia the picture was holding the recoiled rifle backwards and it is way to small
he was left handed
@@petersmith5127 but...b...its backwards...
It’s a video of Santa shooting a gun. Dude
As someone who is from macedonia that gun is probabaly fake
@@theyeetshiba893 It's edited???
It's a Carl Gustav...it's a recoilless rifle but it's a launcher more than anything.
Next video:
Which country is best at commiting war crimes
Japan and the enemy of Japan
Serbia
@Marky 121 you gotta remember, it's not a crime if they win
No1 USA . No other country in history ever launched the nuclear bomb on other nations
@@alim-xf7wz or start most civil wars the British empire may come close or surpass it
One man a gun and a donkey 😂😂😂 this commentary had me in stitches whilst I was learning 😜😎
Alternate Universe:
“Ferb, I know who we’re going to conquer today!”
7:39 bruh i know that Bhutan may not be a powerhouse but calling any country worthless is just straight up an insult
Do you live in it?
@@earthworm_sallyearthworm_s3013 no.
Yo mama
Karen alert.
Monaco: We have our big brother France to protect us!
World dying of laughter.
Guess it worked...
@Tamina ! y.o I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Why do u keep putting hearts under comments
A lot of generals and war lords plays in their casinos, better not fuck with them.
@@TheWolf9777 yep
Same with Panama and the u.s. we built the canal together and now it is essentially like fighting the u.s. in the canal so I think Panama is safe
Imagine relying on France in case of a war
My grandpa was in the Mauritian army as a medic and was deployed to Egypt right after WW2 when he was old enough
0:22 can we appreciate the Santa Clause fast roping from a heli?
Lmao
lmao
0:39
Tactical Present Incoming
@@potatomaker6927 yeah, but we are so late
The irony: I just watched an ad before this video started about leading a squad of soldiers and building an army.
Is that the ad about starting a militia?
Same
Want to add insult to injury? I watched the same ad... In Costa Rica!
I don’t see L’manburg here... hmMmMmmMmMmMmmM
What the hell is this L'manburg thingy? Is that a new country??
@@clayton6004 It's from the Minecraft community
From the Dream SMP.
From this video to minecraft
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: Monaco’s average life span is 89 years old, which is the highest in the world
Japan: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Hey FBI agent, hope you’re having a great day and forget I ever watched this!
Wait there are 3 billion FBI agents watching us!?
WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS KNOWLEDGE!
My FBI agent will recommend this vid after next 69 years
This is a horrible way of using this meme
@@samar5838 totally because the FBI could give a rats ass if were watching weakest countries videos
lol
Watching this ten years later as a dictator:
He was right.
*This video exist*
China: Write that down! Write that down!
Or UK
Ching Cheng hanji
@Ghoul 19 dungeon go *BOOM*
@@lordbeerus5638 UK ended in the 1800
@@gnomey_fanaticbuddy that's GB
AWSOME and informing AND entertaining
“Old not obsolete”
i think u mean ancient
Pops is that you?
Lol
ENGLAND: note that down
Lol
Pardon my ingerence here; but don't you mean write rather than note?
I think you mean write and I think note that down and write that down convey the same meaning
@@benie8678 i think thats how british ppl say it
I’m from the uk 😏
Alternative Title: Roasting the hell out of the worlds armies
Das Kingdom of Puppi Island has a military of 48 personnel 6 higher ranking officers
3 Cruisers 4 Frigates 6 Corvettes (all Origami) And (currently as of 4/9/153 on the Octopuppi calendar)0 Jets (also will be Origami) And a Military budget of $93.62
I once visited the republic of San Marino and whilst touring the museum I noticed a display of 6 firearms that were kindly donated by Queen Victoria of England, the museum guide explained that on receiving the weapons they set up an army of 6 people, however, they are still waiting for the bullets.
They do however have a crossbow corps (yes crossbow) of around 80 guys who I watched do an amazing display of crossbow shooting. I believe there is also a Guard of the Rock who are both police and border control. I think being one of the 6 soldiers still waiting for the bullets would be a cushy job.
San marino is officialy protected by italy.
why do i have more nerf guns then san marino has real guns
@@brokenmilefulsame
While stationed in Germany I went through WLC at the 7th NCOA. We had Soldiers from various armies there as well. One pair was from Bosnia. One guy told me, "We are out of shape but it is fine. I mostly drink beer anyway." They did not like the training and PT was almost an alien concept to them. But they were both very cool. One gave me his insignia.
I just love how detailed and informative this video was. Good job describing the relevant parts, like combat formations, numbers of core pieces of equipment etc. Not pointless at all...
No military is weak it just depends on how much effort the soldiers are willing to put for their country
As far as I know, the Swiss Guard may is way more than a ceremonial guard with fancy dress, they may be not a strong army but they can protect and rescue the Pope like a elite special forces unit...
Switzerland's army consists all male 18 years or older. They all have a carbine with rounds at home for capability to defend the country. Switzerland have properly the most liberal weapons law in the world.
2:06 Did Santa just fire a rocket out of the back blast escape?
He is rocket jumping
@@edpadilla5814 is that a team fortress 2 joke?
Grenada be like: ha jokes on you I can’t be on this list because I don’t have an army
same with dominica
Its kinda funny how Macedonia goes from one an empire that stretched from Macedonia, to Egypt, to Afghanistan, and was lead by one of the best generals in history, Alexander The Great, to having one of the weakest militaries in the world.
Because we have too many greedy politicians😉
That's not the same Macedonia, the first one was Greek and this one is Slavic/Serbian which went through communism.
@@--X-- that is not true you speak false tounge😏
@@macedon39 No, it's true.
Ironically I just watched the most fitting ad for a game called seaport where two players on an island are on opposite sides of the spectrum in development for this video
I live in North Macedonia and I was really upset that we came in first place. But I was really happy when I saw a photo of the Santa Claus climbing down the helicopter. It reminded me of last year when the hosted this event (Around New year ). And the best part is not only watching Santa climb down the helicopter, but Santa also throws candy from the helicopter.
The Santa is enough to scare the greeks of
@@GymShortss aw man u good u made ma laugh
Feeling proud of a huge military spent is like being proud of having the record of the highest number of years trying to pass high school with no success
How so?
@@alcazarbane5680 pretty much
It's more like being happy on spending alot of money on a highly advance home defense system that can also go on the offensive compaired to a guy with a nerf gun with thumb tacks on the end
The thing about 🇮🇸 is that it’s apart of NATO because it has a good strategic position.
weakest army in the world? 🤔
KEYBOARD WARRIORS
they sit home all day talking smack and thinking they are gods gift to the earth.
nah its my gift to earth to make life a bit funnier
its also my gift to make people laugh and actually chill with people
Keyboard bad lol
-every smart person
says the guy called gamer freak
lol
@@ericyeet3378 says the person with a roblox profile picture
2:03 *santa was firing a MAAWS anti tank rocket launcher backwards and the rocket would demolish his face realism 10/10*
Just noticed that
Pretty sure that's a Carl Gustav, but my wifi's bad so the quality isn't great.
" Some countries can't afford or don't want strong military presence on their home soil"
If you don't want a strong military presence on your home soil, you just may get a strong military presence on your home soil.
LOL i get it
That's kinda dark
@Alexandra Makri That's why I said
'may'.
BROO THATS MESSED UP FR 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Be amazed I love your new intro
0:28 North Macedonia
2:13 Bosnia and Herzegovina
3:53 Suriname
5:16 Somalia
6:38 Bhutan
7:47 Costa Rica
9:22 Panama
10:48 Mauritius
12:28 Iceland
13:48 Luxembourg
15:01 Monaco
I think its sonalia
@@gr1m046 no you're wrong it's SOMALIA
15:02*
Thankfully, armys in the ex-yugoslavia these days are mostly used to assist with natural catastrophies like floods and fires. But if needed in case of war, almost whole population can become soldiers, as shown in ww2 when they defeated germans without foreign assistance, or in more recent times.
The Nazis destroyed Yugoslavia and then Yugoslavia destroyed Yugoslavia in a civil war.
What country that has no terrorist? Such a peaceful country, if there is.
I'm think that is Switzerland
Switzerland, Mongolia i think
Brunei
Japan
Iceland
2:03, Americans if you think this is russia let me explain, You see most slav countries use Cyrrilic, Greek or Latin alphabets Macedonia is an example they use cyrrilic there is not much of a diffrence between cyrrilic though.
*shoots RPG*, RPG was ineffective! Abrams tank: huh now that’s cute.
Unless the rpg does hit
No m1 abrams can stand rpgs
yeetalldehumans 64 depends where it hits
*wasnot aiming on ur tank look above u*
@@jesusvaladez3950 yes
This narrator’s voice is my go to before i go to bed, i feel so relaxed hearing him narrates 😴
0:28 north macedonis
2:12 bosina and herzegovia
3:52 suriname
5:16 Somalia
6:39 BHUtan
7:43 costa rica
9:23 panama
Thanks
Very helpful info,will use
This video should be named top ten places to invade
Random country: there is life on Venus
Russia: WE CLAIM VENUS IT IS OURS
bring back crimea🇺🇦
@@dimitriywas lol
I saw the thumbnail in a meme titled
“Can you spot the North Koreans?”
Yes we all can
"Allies? What allies? There never were allies!"
Hearing your voice is so calming
Warren, how do you guys come out with such good content every day. This is an excellent channel.
Its not about the quantity.. it’s about the quality 👍
Perfect example is china . Lmao
If you have nukes, do you ever need military combats??
@@khristianjoshg.mercado4586 if you nuke your neighborhood than you will also get affected . If you poor instructors than possible chances are that you get nuked by your own asshole incharge.
@@NiharikaB8405 well in this situation I'm America, not like north korea.
@@khristianjoshg.mercado4586 so same here I am russian but I don't like China and N korea .
What a nice moment to watch war videos...
America: hahahahaha I’m not strongest country in the world
Europe: well yes but actually no
europe isn't a country bro its s city
@@fyzhardy no its a planet
@@fyzhardy geez people are so dumb europe is a star
Europe is not a country, IDIOT, its a thing that existed before your birth in the planet :/
Esteban Dominguez r/woooosh
Wow. As a German i´m pretty sad that Macedonia has more working helicopters than the Bundeswehr.
JK. But it´s still embarecing that we need to reimport used tank parts to keep at least some of our way to outdated tanks working. At this point Saudi Arabia has more Leopard 2 tanks with way newer tech than the country producing them.
Without the support from the NATO we probably couldn´t even fight any 1st world countrie on our own. Because most of our reigning parties (CDU/CSU) think that upgrading our military to an at least presentable force, would create negativ assumptions towards our intentions. Also our old minister of defense as well the new one has no clue about military and has an army of advisors that probably gets more funding than our actual military.
Don't worry bro. Germany from present times doesn't represent Germany from the past. Heck, not even everyone from your country supported the Reich back then. And no one will attack you anytime soon. If anything, it's here in southeast Asia. We smaller countries have an on-going issue with the communist party of China. If all hell breaks loose, it'll start here in the pacific-southeast. World war III will take place in either Middle East Asia (India (possible help from us i.e Vietnam, Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Philippines, Taiwan and Hongkong) VS Communist party of China) or Southeast (most Southeast Asia with the help of west, India etc VS Communist party of China)
I'm from germany and macedonia and this made me laugh, but I really good understand what you mean
Sweden is almost in the same military shape as Germany. Germany needs a strong army to stop Russia from expanding in Europe, countries like Poland and the Baltic area are targets for invasion by Putin. Sweden upgrading the military force right now, properly to late?
@@hakanolofjohannesson6818 The Red Scare isn't real.
@@anukcinnamom6653 dont worry about this.
In the world there is one unwritten rule so powerful that nobody talks about it any more but i will promise you if there will be another WW Germany will start it because we have one rule in Germany its spelled "aller guten dinge sind drei".
Imagine learning more about the world in 20 mins vs going to a public school for 12 yrs 🤦🏻♂️
That's the difference between Traditional learning/shcool and Online learning.
I know right couldn’t be me
Be Amazed : Speaks Bad French
Me a guy who lives in Paris : **TRIGGERED**
No army can be weak...even when a single person stands to protect his/her people,mother land no one can be braver..they know things are gonna bad for them still they march
An organizated miltary force IS an army. Not a single person protecting their loved ones. You don’t need to be in an army to be a hero though 😊
Can we give props to Costa Rica for focusing on education more than their military? Just gonna say, that is a big-brain tactic!
countries that do both of them : I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
America has been winning and awful ton of battles after this dropped
I'm not sure America has win any big war
@Ozymandias Nullifidian America won most of the wars, except for Vietnam and another I can't remember. We've fought Isis, one of the worst terrorist groups, we have the strongest military in the world (not counting our nuclear arsenal), and we're so badass, once we dropped the 1st nuclear bomb on Japan, we decided "HELL YEAH, LETS DROP A 2ND ONE JUST TO PROVE A POINT!"
Yeah we won that ;)
@Ozymandias Nullifidian My original comment was a joke, and I replied to the wrong message-
We Isis wouldn't exist of Syria and Iraq didnt immediately surrender all the arms we gave them
@@UwU-uo9zr ever heard of ww2? What about Ww1? The Revolutionary war? Korean war? Are you this dense?
@Ozymandias Nullifidian I feel like you are referencing the Veitnam conflict.
Putting less money into guns and more into education is just beautiful to me. Puts a tear to my eye.
lyrics: feeling my way trough the darkness,
guided by a beating heart.
i can tell where the journey will end,
but i know where to start.
they tell me i'm too young to understand,
they say i'm caught up in a dream.
life will pass me by if i don't open up my eyes,
well that's fine by me.
so wake me up! when it's all over,
when i'm wiser and older.
all this time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost.
so wake me up! when it's all over,
when i'm wiser and i'm older.
all this time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost,
music
i tried carrying the weight of the world,
but i only have two hands.
hope i get a chance to travel the world,
but i don't have any plans.
wish i could stay forever this young,
not afraid to close my eyes.
life's a game for everyone,
and love is the prize.
so wake me up when it's all over,
when i'm wiser and i'm older.
all the time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost,
so wake me up! when its all over.
when i'm wiser and i'm older,
all this time i was finding myself and i didn't know i was lost.
i didn't know i was lost,
i didn't know i was lost.
i didn't know i was lost,
i didn't know,
i didn't know,
i didn't know,
music
-all this written is not copied
by stickman stories and hope you stay safe! bye!!!
What the frick? Why would you post lyrics from an Avicii song on a completely different video..
@@tree_addict280 maybe he didn't notice where he commented it?
@@optimusprimegaming8573 Doubted but a possibility.
@@tree_addict280 Yeah sorry that time i was a lil stupid.
@@optimusprimegaming8573 Yeah sorry that time i was a lil stupid.
Alright I know which country to invade first
People reading this: hey Siri, where is my underground bunker
XD
@@potatoooplayz968 lol hahahaha
@@maangelicadanao7468 looooooolllll
loool
WE'LL ATTACK YOU FIRST!
Best defense: A "Country" at Point Nemo. Being so far from any land mass, it is simply not worth the time.
Yeah, Like, the Falkland Islands, Guam, or Hawaii, or Midway...
@@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 lol
Great Video!