5 Cheap Things That Expensive Cars Do!

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  • Cheap Cars That Look Rich? How about Rich Cars That Act Cheap! Uno Reverse Card Baby! We often times are fooled into thinking a million dollar price tag is accommodated with only the highest quality parts...but in actuality, we couldn't be further from the truth! Here are 5 cheap things that expensive cars do! Turns out even the richest of the rich still penny pinch! Some are ridiculously charming...other tactics are downright dirty and shouldn't be supported. Corporate Greed is a hell of a drug.
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  • @Tristan-
    @Tristan- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5280

    It's logical those stickers add horsepower

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      Damn...when you put it like that, I feel like a fool! You're right! In that case, I'm disappointed Porsche didn't put more >:(

    • @dillonmeredith4643
      @dillonmeredith4643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Not to mention torque

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@BladedAngel cant forget the HKS and Sparco Stickers That Add An Additional 50 HP

    • @Matthew-np9fk
      @Matthew-np9fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bladed Angel mclaren f1’s go from 15-25 million nowadays depending on the spec

    • @srijangupta.automobile6320
      @srijangupta.automobile6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BladedAngel I have a Volkswagen Vento

  • @unlicensedbusinessman1533
    @unlicensedbusinessman1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4711

    Remember people, The Bugatti Veyron used the key of a Volkswagen Jetta.

    • @matu-nuts7074
      @matu-nuts7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Is this true lol

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@matu-nuts7074 Yes! Only thing different is the logo. Cars, Cost, and Technology made a video on it. th-cam.com/video/_ayRVMmK3nk/w-d-xo.html

    • @B4R0N.
      @B4R0N. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Yes and no. They Veyron came with two keys. The Valet key (a cheaper key destined to Valets, which is basically a Jetta Key) and the actual Owner's key (which is a lot better looking and feels more expensive... likely is more expensive too).

    • @Theaverageazn247
      @Theaverageazn247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      the bugatti has a maintenance cost over the cost of a new jetta a year

    • @legoboy-lz7mc
      @legoboy-lz7mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Who are you Doug Demuro?

  • @agoodperson359
    @agoodperson359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    As Jeremy clarkson once said:”it will eventually get to the point where you walk past the Porsche dealership and get charged 1million pounds”

    • @aryboss1514
      @aryboss1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The trio are very wise.

    • @talhaahmad946
      @talhaahmad946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aryboss1514 and stupid 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jbmanley7030
      @jbmanley7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      truer words have never been spoken

    • @jacksontheis1672
      @jacksontheis1672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jbmanley7030 there have been: your mom

  • @MedicalBillz
    @MedicalBillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Supercars: You're trash.
    Corvette: I'm you.

  • @mvusi2140
    @mvusi2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    " plastic fantastic American car "😂

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      This post was made by the StreetSpeed717 gang.
      He's the one I got it from, but to be fair, I see it all over Vette forums, so he prolly got it from there. It's a running joke most American car owners say.

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BladedAngel as a Israelian you saying the good old cheap Mustang, I just died on the inside
      someone payed 8 million dollars for a Chiron a week ago beacause cars that aren't registered get 100% sales tax (really rich billionaire btw) oh and the Mustang GT? Yeah thats 80 grand minimum, you only see v6s around here, I saw someone put the gt350 wing and front splitter on a V6 here, tragic I know, what's the worst part? Beacause of this nobody buys cool cars and the only big car show here has 30$ tickets and the star is was a friggin 570s last year... Oh just buy a ticket to America land? Yeah no thanks im not paying 600$ for the "cheap" tickets

    • @arielabraham6683
      @arielabraham6683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its plastic it’s fantastic its american

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BladedAngel Doesn't it come from the barbie song?

    • @mintylectable
      @mintylectable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bladed Angel yeet

  • @fungusamongus69420
    @fungusamongus69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    Lmao, my NA Miata has the same door handles as an Aston Martin DB7, so every time I exit my car I felt that P R E M I U M and C L A S S

    • @eldelabicidecolores
      @eldelabicidecolores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sonoda_Kotori hahah fr tho

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That means your door handles either cost Aston Martin price, or Aston people get really cheap door handles

    • @arian.495
      @arian.495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ThomasFarquhar2 option 2 sounds more probable

    • @zDemoGODz
      @zDemoGODz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah thats why you need to provide PREMIUM service when givin those haircuts 😂😂

    • @12gauge_shawtyy
      @12gauge_shawtyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i read that last part in doug demuro’s voice lol

  • @supremacy98
    @supremacy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    *Removes badges and floor mats*
    Car companies: weight reduction bro
    Still has electric, heated memory seats and electric windows...

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure those cars have carbon fiber bucket seats

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Keegan Young damn

    • @happydemmoman
      @happydemmoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      electric windows may actually weigh less, as it was the case for Lotus

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@happydemmoman Nope, manual windows weight less.

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jorge8596 Now, remove the electronics and see how much lighter those carbon fiber seats will become.

  • @sp1991pl
    @sp1991pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    When I was a kid I used to say like: "wow this bus has the same taillights as Diablo, thats so cool!" 🤣

    • @axnnaandmikeyplayz5044
      @axnnaandmikeyplayz5044 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Atleast you are older and realized something is wrong Lol

  • @benjammin2020
    @benjammin2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Wow, saving weight by having stickers instead of badges. I could save that weight by taking a leak before driving.

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@guyontheinternet8891 Like the grip tape I get, kinda. Its neat and whatever, and you dont have to worry about messing up carpet. Lamborghini charges you out the butt, but its neat. The sticker instead of a badge? That's just wrong.

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@guyontheinternet8891 Yeah. my '99 f150 has rubber mats and the vinyl floor, so no carpet to get dirty or threadbare. I turned 16 a few months ago, so its my first car. Didnt really like it at first, but now I think it's awesome.
      The fuel pump needs to be replaced, cause right now if I'm stopped at a light or something I have to give it boatloads of gas and almost dump the clutch to not stall. I know that's bad for the clutch, but I can't be stalling all the time, cause people think I'm just on my phone or something not paying attention, rather than driving stick.

    • @Datoda
      @Datoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@benjammin2020 They only have stickers because they actually used them to reduce weight in motorsports, where a few grams actually matter. Porsche thought itd be cool to have the stickers their racecars have aswell and makes the cars seem more like an actual racecar. Also because they do save quite a lot of money this way.

    • @wesleyslimp8868
      @wesleyslimp8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Datoda I thought this was the case... but it’s not. My Cayman Gt4 Clubsport (race car from the Porsche factory) has a real badge and my dad’s Gt2rs street car has a sticker. My Instagram is @wesley_slimp you can see my Gt4 there.

    • @seasgarage
      @seasgarage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Datoda some people dont actually know reasons like you and i apparently. Especially the dude that said they are selling for millions lol.

  • @thatboydingus3353
    @thatboydingus3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    “Ohhhh look we put a carbon fiber dipstick to reduce weight so we can add more horsepower” - Ferrari Probably

    • @GF-mf7ml
      @GF-mf7ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They add carbon fiber not replace them

    • @tamer27antepli
      @tamer27antepli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They remove the oil dipstick and you have to calculate your oil usage

    • @M4X1
      @M4X1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slit Bodmod watch out they’re gonna sue you.

    • @loggerhead837
      @loggerhead837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slit Bodmod an invisible dipstick with only the top cap

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it costs $4750 for that extra bit of carbon fibre.

  • @beanza_
    @beanza_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Cars in 2035: let’s just saw the car in half.
    People: why?
    Car companies: weight reduction bro

    • @yashdogra491
      @yashdogra491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol imagine if 2 seater cars were actually reduced to half the size for the normal people's use lmao

    • @ibraheemahmeddahmed3118
      @ibraheemahmeddahmed3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      electric cars in 2030 so yeah

    • @metalheadgamer6666
      @metalheadgamer6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IbraheemAhmedd ahmed In Commiefornia, yeah.

    • @ibraheemahmeddahmed3118
      @ibraheemahmeddahmed3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metalheadgamer6666 lol

    • @cozmo4694
      @cozmo4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this car in half

  • @OwenMessenger
    @OwenMessenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6 cup holders to 4 seats? Lol, that’s cute.
    My 2020 Tacoma trd has a 15:4 cup to seat ratio

    • @nolanprather1076
      @nolanprather1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So that’s what y’all pay so much for :l

    • @OwenMessenger
      @OwenMessenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nolanprather1076 I bought it for the v6 and extended bed, but sure

    • @allywilkeforsenate
      @allywilkeforsenate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Wisconsin you can never have to many.

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OwenMessengerwhere am I gonna put my drink’s drinks?!??

  • @mrbones8266
    @mrbones8266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    2019: we removed all the comforts for my car and now we're going to charge you more
    2030: I saw this car in half

    • @mhghbh11
      @mhghbh11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And fix it with FLEX TAPE!!!!!

    • @waspbulgasari4498
      @waspbulgasari4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mastermilo did a project car in it

    • @henrickhansel
      @henrickhansel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They cost more because they are limited numbers....

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@henrickhansel that doesn't change the fact that they use less materials to cut costs yet still upcharge the vehicle. In fact, making that small number of cars further proves the point Bladed already made. Make less of a certain car that's already probably somewhat cheaper to manufacture, and sell it for more for a bigger profit than make more of the certain car and charge it for less.

    • @henrickhansel
      @henrickhansel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terminhaider9695 Yes ok, but the value of that supercar will go up so ofc it costs more.
      And most of them have a different bodykit, of carbon fiber, and the power increese.
      I know you get less, but you get a better version of that car.
      Take a look at the SVJ, you think its cheap and simple making that aero system? Its not, it takes a lot of time and money.
      Its far more complex than Bladed says.

  • @user-or9ey2ld6s
    @user-or9ey2ld6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Goddamn, my 21 year old Peugeot is a super car. That thing has a friggin Cassette deck! That‘s even older tech than a CD Player. See that, Lamborghini? That‘s the future right here.

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      When you go to sell it, make sure to say that it's, "MAINTAINING NOSTALGIA" and upcharge the dealer for the trade-in 😂

    • @user-or9ey2ld6s
      @user-or9ey2ld6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bladed Angel its also got 75hp out of its 1.4L I4. Tomei’s first race car had a 1.3 or 1.4L engine. So my Peugeot‘s got JDM heritage! 😏👌🏻

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you use the thing? Cause my 99 F150 has one, and I use it.

    • @user-or9ey2ld6s
      @user-or9ey2ld6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BenJammin I actually don‘t listen to music whilst driving. Reason 1: The speakers are not sooo good and Reason 2: I like to listen to my little engine. 😁

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@user-or9ey2ld6s so that engine must be super lightweight... Just imagine how much you could reduce the weight by removing the engine

  • @mcgilligan7891
    @mcgilligan7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    If they want extreme weight loss.
    *Toss out the driver*

    • @jdperfect4565
      @jdperfect4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nanami Setsuko what if it was a koenigeg

    • @mrangles3402
      @mrangles3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tesla has entered the chat

    • @unifff
      @unifff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrangles3402 Car driving itself😳

    • @user-lw1iw9bg9y
      @user-lw1iw9bg9y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KOENIGEG

    • @helloimcrazy7588
      @helloimcrazy7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No
      *the body in teh trunk*

  • @camboi6103
    @camboi6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    grill upsizing
    car company : *puts on a grille that takes up the entire front of the car*
    me : bro how much air does your small 0.1 litre I1 engine need
    car company : yes

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *cough* *cough* BMW

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sp00kq cough cough Lexus cough cough Audi cough cough

    • @EastDallasKicks
      @EastDallasKicks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corrupted Cam not everything has to be there for performance

    • @ieatmentoss1714
      @ieatmentoss1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cough cough BMW electric car

    • @yassineazoui4204
      @yassineazoui4204 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EastDallasKicks and it doesn't look good.

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "If I wanted a Cheap American Plastic Car then I expect to pay the price for a Cheap American Plastic Car"
    The American Dream ladies and gentlemen!

    • @MrJarvisful
      @MrJarvisful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn right

    • @mranime8488
      @mranime8488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude I see you on every car channel I watch lol

    • @Datboiiruckus
      @Datboiiruckus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mr Anime ive seen him in EVERY type of channel.

    • @vizmuvesjanos1045
      @vizmuvesjanos1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can find this guy at every car and GTA 5 TH-camr I swear man

    • @ccxgamerlynx
      @ccxgamerlynx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Anime nah he’s on more then car channels lol

  • @donjon5442
    @donjon5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Imagine paying close to 20 million for a car with bus lights...

    • @jackabm69
      @jackabm69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Imagine shitting on someone who has the typa money to do that...

    • @tyypit4493
      @tyypit4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Imagine caring about the car, not the tail lights

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@jackabm69 imagine taking a joke seriously

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackabm69 imagine taking a joke seriously

    • @lukurd5923
      @lukurd5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Star Saber Reeks of basement dwelling pseudo-commie but whatever

  • @eddiescottg1128
    @eddiescottg1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Even a 2010 Ford Focus Titanium has Bluetooth, damn.

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my 1998 audi does too

  • @ChocolatePie-by1ot
    @ChocolatePie-by1ot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Whenever I weigh myself, I always go naked because I will reduce a great amount weight

  • @xen6789
    @xen6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    So you want no pickles on your burger?
    That would be 1.38 more dollars

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Basically.

    • @FlumaFPS
      @FlumaFPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no don't give them ideas, they know that we know that they know we would buy it.

    • @Zak-Z-Ninja
      @Zak-Z-Ninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Weight reduction, less calories.

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Through the McDonald's app, at least for my region in Ontario, Canada, you can order a Big Mac with no meat for the exact same price as a regular Big Mac. On top of that, because you can customize literally every aspect of your burger apart from the original meat setup, you can technically order an empty box for $5.99CDN. How's that for weight-savings?

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Less pickles but the buns are made from better bread, the meat has better taste and the cheese is perfectly centered

  • @rodracer4567
    @rodracer4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "No push start"
    That's a good thing.

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      To avoid burglary, I agree. Push Start cars are too easy to steal whereas Transponder keys were noiceee. Regular keys can still go suck a fat one, since anyone can jumpstart them!

    • @Nemoticon
      @Nemoticon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I never saw what was wrong with just a normal key!

    • @kingofthespazs
      @kingofthespazs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Nemoticon the ol screwdriver in the ignition is the problem with old keys

    • @HurtenAlbertan
      @HurtenAlbertan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      b.o.s domestic disputes not chipped keys and you need to break the steering lock

    • @ninjaryohazuka
      @ninjaryohazuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Transponder keys all the way. Cost quite a bit more than a regular key, quite a bit less than a modern key fob, but is a whole lot better in the long run. Also, let's not forget that Honda Civics and Accords are some of the most stolen cars in America.

  • @diablo2706
    @diablo2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how every time Doug demuro is in a high end Porsche he points out the cloth hoops instead of door handles with the power window switches right next to it.

  • @sdc303
    @sdc303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In my opinion, well placed bus lights looks pretty awesome, I mean, I LOVE the rear of the Saleel S7 and the Mclaren F1

  • @coolenick0
    @coolenick0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    That moment when Toyota uses a BMW inline-6 for their supra
    And then continues to sell supercharged V6's to Lotus

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nickolai Wils in-line 6*

    • @coolenick0
      @coolenick0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boygenius538_8 rip for that typo

    • @Silexium
      @Silexium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "TuNiNg CoMpAnIeS" - Toyota, probably.

    • @13THPR0PH37
      @13THPR0PH37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Savage but true!

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lotus adds the superchargers, Toyota just sells them the engines. Plus, they're engines used in dozens of other cars in their global lineup, whereas an inline six would be a bespoke engine since no other car in said lineup was designed for such engine and would be expensive to retrofit.

  • @istvanlorinczi2817
    @istvanlorinczi2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    We got Bladed saying Stonks. This made my day, and probably my week as well

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      STONKS

    • @capyfanvok
      @capyfanvok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      magyar ._.

    • @Marcihun-wl2vy
      @Marcihun-wl2vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@capyfanvok sokszor látom őt a kommentekbe

    • @capyfanvok
      @capyfanvok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marcihun 2005 hát,ilyen ez amikor sokat ytzik az ember

    • @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520
      @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LoneWolf googoo gahgah dsshfszdfggswrgchjt

  • @henrischlomer2437
    @henrischlomer2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Im actually a fan of the bus lights. it looks good and cheap to repair.

  • @jesusarias3088
    @jesusarias3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:32 you said the q word! You're gonna accidentally summon Daddy Doug!

  • @n00bGT-R
    @n00bGT-R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    12:09 asphalt 8 car list in a nutshell

  • @samlepro3
    @samlepro3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Bladed the type of guy to say Lamborghini Aventador Super Veloce instead of just saying Aventador SV to get that sweet sweet TH-cam 10min mark. 👌

    • @RealNameNeverUsed
      @RealNameNeverUsed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha becasue he’s talking about manufacturers cheaping out so on his part he doesn’t want to cheap out on his sentences.

    • @misconceptions5613
      @misconceptions5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bounze it’s a joke

  • @aintnoway686
    @aintnoway686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    >"Americans don't know how to build a car"
    >hordes all their engines

  • @elchia7113
    @elchia7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Other supercars that use corvette engine: You're weak
    Corvette: I'm you

  • @AzaanPD
    @AzaanPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You could buy a used Huracan for the price of a new Maserati GTMC. Think about that

    • @mangotail6808
      @mangotail6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your better off with Mercedes, Audi, Mustang and even a new Porsche. I remember when Maserati was not outdated, 9 years ago.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Maserati GTMC interior looks like it belongs in a 2004 Lamborghini Gallardo and not a 2017 car of any kind

    • @noahvandepitte406
      @noahvandepitte406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U can buy a mercedes slr for that price

  • @theepicm3memge356
    @theepicm3memge356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    ive leernt som stuf
    get some outdated technology a crown vic and bus tial lights ba da bing ba da boom you got a supercar

    • @flyingby3703
      @flyingby3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the EpIC M3mE MgE3 you forgot the stickers and the griptape! Gotta save that weight!

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ehh fugetabutet

    • @susancouch3332
      @susancouch3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @kanishkkumar2298
    @kanishkkumar2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I laughed so hard at "mAiNtAiNiNg NoStAlGiA"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anothershift1364
    @anothershift1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will never stop loving you rants bladed they bring me so much joy

  • @wtbanation6268
    @wtbanation6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Streme spoats,” nice reference.

    • @alexzanderroberts995
      @alexzanderroberts995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vanoss: Hey bois tuh day we are doing some STREAM SPOATS
      Lui: aaaaahhhhhhh

    • @heinman6250
      @heinman6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doin some streme spoats for the Pacific Rim Job

    • @wtbanation6268
      @wtbanation6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *@A Salty Pistachio* get in the *V A N*

    • @Sub4CarClips
      @Sub4CarClips 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Salty Pistachio oh my god the memories

  • @tomasgurrieri3117
    @tomasgurrieri3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Also the $400.000 Ford GT uses the same 3.5L V6 from the F-150, at least they admit it though

    • @hexagonalcarbon
      @hexagonalcarbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The GT is crap anyway, go buy a McLaren instead.

    • @anthonymolina7416
      @anthonymolina7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HexagonalCarbon I’d prefer the FORD gt over a mclaren at least it won’t catch on fire

    • @LeglessWonder
      @LeglessWonder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Never saw why people think that's a bad thing. That 3.5 EcoBoost is a killer engine. And it's not the same power rating anyways.

    • @alonzobates348
      @alonzobates348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cody Evans people are dumb lol, even the GTR’s have V-6 motors and they’re still killers too, most of these supercars are just nice in the body style, they all have motors that originated from cars that people make fun of

    • @EvanFZ
      @EvanFZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hexagonalcarbon the gt will beat a mclaren around a track, because it is specifically track oriented. But I'd still take a mclaren any day of the week.

  • @blackheavyblans
    @blackheavyblans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video: exists
    Expectation: cheap parts in expensive cars
    Reality: over half a video roasting maserati.

  • @unknown_0047_
    @unknown_0047_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep making videos as long as these i love it😍

  • @erichraeder2989
    @erichraeder2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:25 missed opportunity to make a "Grandma quis" joke

  • @lanadelreyfan5
    @lanadelreyfan5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    lower trim luxury cars: *laughs in cheap plastic*

  • @Fightre_Flighte
    @Fightre_Flighte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Imma just laugh in american while you other fanboys experience utter heartbreak."
    Best line I've heard from here.
    Call me stupid, but I'm a wankel fanboy. Torch me.

  • @juice4128
    @juice4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way you present loved it subbed fam

  • @nicolapalmieri7344
    @nicolapalmieri7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Can you do top 5 ordinary cars with extraordinary engines?

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, that's VisioRacer's Series. I did the opposite to humor him, but I don't want to outright copy him. He has multiple videos on the subject! Go search em up :)

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BladedAngel oh

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BladedAngel that means, can you do a part 2 of extraordinary cars with ordinary engines?

    • @Matt-dy7uq
      @Matt-dy7uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #1-5 Ford Crown Vic

  • @cesarnorberg8903
    @cesarnorberg8903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The maserati interior is worse than my 2012 chevy captiva

    • @WhaddupImJohn
      @WhaddupImJohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With stuff borrowed out of a dodge dart 😂😂

    • @thomasdanielsen9151
      @thomasdanielsen9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But to be fair, the car came out in 2007

    • @cesarnorberg8903
      @cesarnorberg8903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @gremlinstdm gaming no

    • @jackabm69
      @jackabm69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i doubt that

  • @kianm2529
    @kianm2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the Maserati rant. I used to love them I always wanted one wish they still made good cars

  • @greenriverrailfan
    @greenriverrailfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The class of owning a dated infotainment system

  • @nIcholasbrAdy287
    @nIcholasbrAdy287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    0:15 - 0:37 you kinda sounded like our daddy doug

    • @AaronWatkinsMusic1
      @AaronWatkinsMusic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Brady crying😂

    • @Optimtimistic-47
      @Optimtimistic-47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i shit you not the moment he started talking about the floor mats I thought he was doing it on purpose as doug himself points this stuff out in cars

  • @oscartobaroatmeal6734
    @oscartobaroatmeal6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Was having a bit of a rough day until this video showed up. My day has been made up by this video

  • @beeter3588
    @beeter3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Maintaining nostalgia”
    *Then give me an MC12*

    • @user-dy6kk2hd5w
      @user-dy6kk2hd5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A real bisexual petrol-head or someone new buys maserati that know what it takes to revive their legacy

  • @hammerofgayz
    @hammerofgayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literaly subscribed to you because you praised the ls7 and lt series corvette engine, they are the best,you get a sub there bother.

  • @mrburgermaster
    @mrburgermaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:31 The new (and previous) Ford GT being an example. At least they are reinforced, higher quality versions of the more common variants.

    • @armandomorales3809
      @armandomorales3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Griffin the ford gt ain’t meant to be a “supercar” it’s meant to be a race car that you can drive in the road so it kinda doesn’t apply?

  • @TheNewChevyRoll48
    @TheNewChevyRoll48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "We like to maintain the nostalgia."
    Just take one glance at the next gen Nissan whatever Z and they're doing a better job at it for a fraction of the price.

    • @ziqrsx
      @ziqrsx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those 240 headlights doe

    • @Bren5K
      @Bren5K 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am from the future and the 400z is lit

  • @ikbalkhan7535
    @ikbalkhan7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you lose to GolfR off the red light in a Maserati 😂

  • @MrMBARLAS
    @MrMBARLAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome dude i laughed so much 🤣😂

  • @cologist
    @cologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    AMG V12 is an ordinary engine? O_O

    • @tsvetelin6556
      @tsvetelin6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that sounded a bit weird probably if you compare it to the engine in a F12 berlinetta yes but...

    • @outdatedmemes6914
      @outdatedmemes6914 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea good economy

    • @kwameampadu
      @kwameampadu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      太陽ダビデ I think he meant that it was also used in a normal car. The older S63 or whatever had a v12 or something a while ago.

    • @generality9559
      @generality9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tsvetelin it’s made specifically for pagani and is definitely crazier than an f12 engine

    • @slooriginal1727
      @slooriginal1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwameampadu s63 is v8 s65 and s600 are v12

  • @Kodukushi
    @Kodukushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ooh I got the cow picture since Maserati means "holy cow" XD that's hilarious and really subtle. Good video!

  • @RichMMedia
    @RichMMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dang he aired them out on here lol job well done 😂😂😂

  • @TimFabok
    @TimFabok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I dont have a single cup holder in my car 😂😂😂 weight reduction I guess.

  • @CIAGUY1
    @CIAGUY1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Granturismo engine (and the car itself) is pretty reliable, with many cars having well over 100,000 miles on them. The bad rap of Maseratis come from the other 3 models in the lineup.

  • @hansonwang2121
    @hansonwang2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here before 100 views, that's a record for me!

  • @dominick3579
    @dominick3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel. Here I am about to take my 02 Accord engine and turn it into a super car

  • @Zyworski
    @Zyworski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for saying what I have been thinking

  • @idolcesar7124
    @idolcesar7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Got me dead over that "mAinTaiNinG nOsTalGia"😂😂😂

  • @minoassal
    @minoassal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As my mother says:
    "May there be more fools so the smart get richer"

  • @carljohnson5677
    @carljohnson5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how he directly went on the point ..rather then doing shitty boring long intro and timepass that others do ..loved it liked

  • @kealanokeeffe301
    @kealanokeeffe301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Porsche: makes badge out of vinyl
    Bugatti: make badge with solid silver

  • @viktorgavorn4635
    @viktorgavorn4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    yea also those porche stickers "reduce weight" even though theres still radio, A/C, Power windows, no but those .2 grams were what was slowing you down lmaooo

    • @Z34moxie
      @Z34moxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr 😂😂

    • @NiggazHomie
      @NiggazHomie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can opt out the a/c, radio. But if people are used to comfort, they're not gonna go back. And just imagine paying that much money and then getting no a/c sweating through your shirt into your seats. Yikes.

    • @viktorgavorn4635
      @viktorgavorn4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NiggazHomie I've got nothing against a/c, but replacing your badges with stickers seems goofy

  • @hotmojoe2483
    @hotmojoe2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    bladed: “A truly high class person”
    also bladed: “s t o n k s”

  • @skythundersky1544
    @skythundersky1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Super creative video idea!

  • @WhoaMoments
    @WhoaMoments 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing fun facts!

  • @vari.x2522
    @vari.x2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My 2013 Buick Enclave with nearly 100,000 miles has Bluetooth and a reverse camera....... pathetic

    • @artemis3829
      @artemis3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus h christ where tf you been

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Canada, reverse cameras are mandatory on new cars. Those without cameras have the grandfather clause, but every car made after 2016 now requires a camera.

    • @vari.x2522
      @vari.x2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jayive34 didn’t know that, cool!

  • @kommandant.357
    @kommandant.357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:38 when making a track build it can safe some time on weight reduction

  • @echo9911
    @echo9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made my damn day. Too many people are swooning over stupid "quirky" things that cost more.

  • @dodosrexs8493
    @dodosrexs8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:38 bugatti zonda :-\

  • @darkox4172
    @darkox4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:55 Your kidding right??

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope. www.lambopower.com/forum/index.php?/topic/80415-bluetooth-audio-streaming-on-my-2017-sv-roadster/
      You can read this funny forum thread of Lambo SV owners bitching about it!

    • @darkox4172
      @darkox4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BladedAngel Bruh 😂😂

    • @shaziaansari3150
      @shaziaansari3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bladed Angel ay but what Lamborghini aventador sv owner would use the radio or Bluetooth, the music is behind them and it’s coming from the engine

  • @wxhxb9540
    @wxhxb9540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What u guys see as the thumbnail: ahh McLaren F1
    What I see: Stonks

  • @philipplinauer8270
    @philipplinauer8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stop, it‘s already dead
    Maserati: 💀☠️

  • @benf340
    @benf340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I play the drums and the badge thing actually applies here too. Drums, like cars, have metal badges on them as well that indicate the make/quality of the drums. For the longest time, high quality drums use nice metal badges that really show the craftsmanship and quality of the drum, just like a porsche badge, but now some big name drum companies are starting to put stickers on their drums instead of badges. It’s just ridiculous that you’re buying the cream of the crop product and you get a sticker instead of the nice thick badges you used to get

  • @JuanSalazar-er6hh
    @JuanSalazar-er6hh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Blades, I want to see Doug give your corvette a Doug score

  • @arutezza
    @arutezza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Remember when the GTR LM had cheap tailights from a trailer

  • @fenchellforelle
    @fenchellforelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    there it is again, the legendary "porsha" ;)

  • @godsspeedify
    @godsspeedify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The round tail lights have Patients and are DOT certified so instead of going thru the trouble with testing they buy them from a proven source

  • @koalabeararmy3543
    @koalabeararmy3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Extreme linguini grip tape bro

  • @speceuropro.777
    @speceuropro.777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank god someone in this case you. 😂 to realize Maserati’s are absolute crap 😂

  • @Exentity
    @Exentity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dad just recently got a 2005 lotus Elise with only 900 miles. It has an I-4 Toyota engine, but it’s the power to weight ratio that really makes you forgive it. The exhaust also sounds amazing

  • @wilson4
    @wilson4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love those bus taillights

  • @bonk8967
    @bonk8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Countach or diablo has the same trunk opener as a Volvo 740

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Call me old fashioned but the only dated technology I personally love are old fashioned keys instead of keyless fobs with push button start.

    • @kennethcoval4970
      @kennethcoval4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I concur

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kendra Cobalty well there’s nothing cooler than turning on a car the old fashioned way and it returns the favor!

    • @kennethcoval4970
      @kennethcoval4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mach5Johnny I mean I'm only 16, but when I was little my grandfather let me sit in the driver's seat and rev a 1977 pontiac firebird while it was in park and I've never felt better

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kendra Cobalty you and you’re Grandpa have great taste! And funny you mentioned a Pontiac Firebird. Because I used to have a 99 Firebird Formula LS1! T-Tops, Performance Air Intake, Headers, and a Muffler Delete! I’m still kicking myself in the ass for selling it! Tough times are a pain in the ass! But I will say this, the 2nd Gen Firebird which is your Grandpa’s is one of my dream cars!

    • @kennethcoval4970
      @kennethcoval4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mach5Johnny I'm gonna be spending the next few years fixing it up, it's gonna be nice when I'm done

  • @joshikun7177
    @joshikun7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that Pagani also displays the AMG logo on the Engine, because they are proud to use these brilliant handbuilt Wngines

  • @spectralspectra2282
    @spectralspectra2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:35 I felt so much nostalgia when I saw that touch screen wow

  • @theracingline7303
    @theracingline7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I watch bladed angel and my IQ for cars increases by 20

    • @123MrDenideni
      @123MrDenideni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you should watch scotty

    • @theracingline7303
      @theracingline7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@123MrDenideni Scotty is pretty good for mechanics as well as Chris Fix

  • @MrKEMills
    @MrKEMills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My F-150 has the same engine as a Koenigsegg CC8S. Imagine that…

    • @MrKEMills
      @MrKEMills 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      P_Cuda The CC8S was made from 2002 until 2003. I have a 1999 F-150.

  • @connoisseuroftigolbitts
    @connoisseuroftigolbitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol at the puppy with a LS Swap

  • @oneaboveall1751
    @oneaboveall1751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like u just started straight into the video content

  • @FEVERNOVAA
    @FEVERNOVAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    New record! 3 seconds to the meat of the video

  • @ezraboren2069
    @ezraboren2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:45
    Bladed dont get sick on us

    • @efcnrgue8245
      @efcnrgue8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Way to be racist af

    • @ezraboren2069
      @ezraboren2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@efcnrgue8245 it's just a meme chill

    • @efcnrgue8245
      @efcnrgue8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ezraboren2069 ik but still idk if ur on tik tok but shits getting out of hand

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss the old times, like 10 minutes ago, when I didn't know this crap comment existed

    • @efcnrgue8245
      @efcnrgue8245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ska Boo back when covid wasn't even a thing

  • @BastardX13
    @BastardX13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quite a wordsmith, Mr PLASTIC FANTASTIC.

  • @a1phamalestud
    @a1phamalestud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bus tail lights are dope