A song made entirely of PUNS

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  • @Malinda
    @Malinda  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3505

    Thank you all for your tremendous puns on Instagram and Twitter! Follow me there at @missmalindakat to participate in whacky songs in the future!
    DC!!! COME SEE MY LIVE SHOW IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING!! bit.ly/2TJaJCu

    • @imworthless3204
      @imworthless3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *why must this song pun-ish me?*

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This just made my day! It’s so ridiculous but beautifully so.

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somebody been reading Technology Connections twitter lately? lol

    • @bingussussy4757
      @bingussussy4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hiiiii

    • @guilhermepaulino4841
      @guilhermepaulino4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please tell me this song will be in Spotify

  • @leonlebail
    @leonlebail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7658

    This song: *exists*
    Dads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @therealtebek8141
      @therealtebek8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yes, very much so...

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      oh my gosh yes

    • @TragicTortellini
      @TragicTortellini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Me: *proceeds to tell every single pun to my family*

    • @gracey8442
      @gracey8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Charles The French?

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@gracey8442 That's what I thought lol

  • @rainbow_zone
    @rainbow_zone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    I've never both hated and loved a song so much at the same time

    • @bennypinto
      @bennypinto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      First time here,bud?

    • @serenity_gone8990
      @serenity_gone8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @annakuti3455
      @annakuti3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What is there to hate? This song is purrfect. I have a new cat-alog of puns to use meow.

    • @anotherperson7362
      @anotherperson7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Statehumans?

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Calzoneifornia considers this song to be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

  • @pian816
    @pian816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    "Ugh, I sued the airport because they accidentally got rid of my luggage."
    "Did you win?"
    "Nah, I lost the *case."*

    • @bluupers
      @bluupers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      XD

    • @user-ks3nc3qb6t
      @user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL xDDDDDD

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's not *cool* of them to be so *cold-hearted*

    • @pian816
      @pian816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@WoodlouseChucker Yeah it was a bit *icy* to give them the *cold* shoulder

    • @supercalifragilisticexpial7371
      @supercalifragilisticexpial7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I bet you looked pretty fly at the court

  • @samanthaangeli7851
    @samanthaangeli7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I love how “they’re unbearable” isn’t even a pun but if there’s a picture of a bear then it still counts

    • @miriga3927
      @miriga3927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @nicolask.3825
      @nicolask.3825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah some of these "puns" are actually visual gags

    • @theunwelcome
      @theunwelcome 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      cutest bears ever, though!

    • @freelanceorsomething
      @freelanceorsomething 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      frrrr

  • @revenant9382
    @revenant9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    “Ok I’ll stop now but before I go”
    4 minutes left to the song

    • @Retroist2024
      @Retroist2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know what is the benefit of a live show? You don't see how much time left!

    • @revenant9382
      @revenant9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      plarq
      Ok nice but I don’t remember asking

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was reading this as she said it.

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmeraldBat67 lol me too

  • @malderolo
    @malderolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    "I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work."
    This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It _cracked_ you up. Now, you must be _broke,_ like those unemployed
      yeah, I know.

    • @SaplingofSpunk
      @SaplingofSpunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bsmith6784 Okay but... why are you all so EGGcelent at making TEARible puns that CRACK me up?

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you're an egg?

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm unemployed .. I still laughed XD

    • @danballe
      @danballe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.

  • @jyavant
    @jyavant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    I did not know it was possible to cringe, smile, and laugh all at once.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!

    • @micahwright5901
      @micahwright5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Two of those are already associated.

    • @cryoslimeenjoyer1626
      @cryoslimeenjoyer1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The only comment that isnt a pun

    • @dottiet6688
      @dottiet6688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh but it is... And it is both wonderful and horrible at the same time.

    • @bigbruhmento7731
      @bigbruhmento7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @141lucky141
    @141lucky141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    As a dad, I really enjoyed this song. I appreciate the effort to bring a smile during this pun-demic

  • @cyan789
    @cyan789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    I was going to make a joke about pancakes, but it would just fall flat.

    • @stevenoct11
      @stevenoct11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you flournderd that one

    • @shasta_le_bab
      @shasta_le_bab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You butter stop

    • @taxesstuff
      @taxesstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly, these puns are really crepe.

    • @noideawhattosaysrslly5388
      @noideawhattosaysrslly5388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      youre just MILKing this joke
      Edit: spelling

    • @newbiegamelover4767
      @newbiegamelover4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh my gosh, you guys! You are going to make me FLIP!
      (EDIT: grammar error)

  • @RowanWasHere
    @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5410

    This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing.
    Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though.
    4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed TH-cam being drunk.

    • @brunomcleod
      @brunomcleod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nice job. 😂

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brunomcleod Thank Ewe.

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @TheFooxy Foox please don't.

    • @FulcrumAhsokaTano
      @FulcrumAhsokaTano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or a-maize-ing

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FulcrumAhsokaTano Sorry, that joke was just too corny

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience
    I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest
    I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind.
    I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.

    • @smwa6773
      @smwa6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      good ones

    • @saimahaych
      @saimahaych 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i got one of them

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why the f*ck does this comment have lower likes than a hundred? This deserves thousands!!!

    • @edmundcanlas135
      @edmundcanlas135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      e

    • @inbd157
      @inbd157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol i make lots of puns in kids game to be their dad and annoy them

  • @EntergeticalakaBot
    @EntergeticalakaBot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "Puns are just like paper they're tear-ible"
    I... *wheeze* ...cant..

    • @user-ks3nc3qb6t
      @user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same!

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot that I even posted this
      293 likes
      Wow

    • @dragonslayer3279
      @dragonslayer3279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly thought the fist comment said shame

    • @coacobird
      @coacobird 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My sister came over to see what I was listening to and heard this one. She did a facepalm and walked away while I continued singing it to her lol

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coacobird lol

  • @demonspawn5797
    @demonspawn5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    “Have you ever tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing”
    You don’t know what you’re hitting either

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the archer's hurlfriend

    • @joemamacaprisun
      @joemamacaprisun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      sounds like a shot in the dark

    • @youseinokiri
      @youseinokiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous"
      sans: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't like this one, it Hit me real hard.

    • @mustardcat8
      @mustardcat8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      could be a person

  • @milesofmagic6730
    @milesofmagic6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    The perfect video doesn't exis-
    MALINDA: Here's a song made up of puns.

    • @cryofpaine
      @cryofpaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You might say it's the pun-nacle of videos.

    • @Streunekater
      @Streunekater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's like a cat: purr-fact.

    • @milesofmagic6730
      @milesofmagic6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Streunekater We got the MEOWst of it

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Crocoshark \@miles of magic-that's a scratch of watts to come

    • @mw864
      @mw864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1300th like sooooo satisfying

  • @andrewbond1552
    @andrewbond1552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    This song felt like it would easily fit into a phineas and ferb episode, that's a good thing

    • @lemoncardboard3270
      @lemoncardboard3270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andrew Bond Oml true

    • @rabiiess
      @rabiiess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about undertale

    • @Blaze23124
      @Blaze23124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rabiiess Undertale songs have no vocal lyrics

    • @rabiiess
      @rabiiess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Blaze23124 yes but as an instrumental, or maybe an anime/cartoon opening but idk you do you

    • @kiricamel
      @kiricamel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg that's qhat I thought!

  • @kristme
    @kristme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "You can never trust an atom, they make up everything"
    My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me????
    Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even

    • @lydiaboyle4158
      @lydiaboyle4158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Adam was a trash bin in the corner.

  • @louisepepino872
    @louisepepino872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2299

    I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium.
    Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess

    • @savannahwestover2538
      @savannahwestover2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Oh, that was a perfect comeback

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Savannah Westover indeed

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@OpRaven-62 Hello Officer.

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can you find my dad?

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's been a wafer for to long

  • @moosefishman180
    @moosefishman180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    I entered ten of of these puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win.
    No pun in ten did.

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That is literally something my dad would say. Meaning it is hilarious and amazing. Well done

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love this XD

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know that one. Nice job.

    • @simp2534
      @simp2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      moosefishman180 hoping PUN would win ;)

    • @tagtube420
      @tagtube420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      why did that take me so long to understand 😂

  • @devanshouse5027
    @devanshouse5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    "How many puns can you put into a song?"
    Her: yes
    EDIT: Holy shit, 2.2k likes! Thank you everyone!

    • @lovrebrnas7394
      @lovrebrnas7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Her has a name, but k... i guess...

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s malinda

    • @King-cv2gb
      @King-cv2gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lovre Brnas wow i wantend to say that

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that most of the replies to this awesome comment are just corrections. I bet the person who commented must LOVE that.

    • @LiterallyEly
      @LiterallyEly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanted to like this comment but it had 666...

  • @manlingsun8928
    @manlingsun8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Can we just appreciate how talented she is? She is amazing at singing, writing music, and playing the guitar. WOW!

    • @ctrleltdelete4276
      @ctrleltdelete4276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm fairly sure it's a uke but you're right! It's very impressive :)

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5934

    I'm not a blender, but I got mixed feelings about this music.

  • @Roxas13XIII
    @Roxas13XIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I played this song for my cat. She started meowing to certain parts of it. That was quite a-mew-sing.

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Purrfectly done.

    • @funnyfox204
      @funnyfox204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      These puns are clawesome. tabby honest, I wouldn’t have thought of them myself! Pawesome work, everyone.

    • @georgea.4855
      @georgea.4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good job guys on making sophisti-cat-ed puns in this sections

    • @molly.dot.8019
      @molly.dot.8019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lᴏʟ

    • @tortoise5383
      @tortoise5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you CATering for any parties? It’s my purrthday

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    This song is egg-cellent.
    I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel.
    But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts.
    Y-okay then.

    • @theravenmonarch9441
      @theravenmonarch9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You people will always find a way to milk those puns.
      I have a beef with that.

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@theravenmonarch9441 the soup pulls out an umbrella inside cause it's not souperstitious

    • @ethson6915
      @ethson6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is the best comment it needs more likes!!

    • @lararob6284
      @lararob6284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ethson6915 I know right?

    • @Lu13s
      @Lu13s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would make a pun here but that would hawkward. And on top of that I'm late.

  • @robertmounce2667
    @robertmounce2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but , honestly none of them WORK"
    Malinda

  • @DYT-er7de
    @DYT-er7de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    My friend: Why are you laughing at a tree
    Me: Oh, you WOOD-n’t get it

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's a dogwood tree, right? You can tell by its bark.

    • @robertmounce2667
      @robertmounce2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *SLOW CLAPPIN'*..................… lol!

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey sans

    • @Sophrosyne-d7b
      @Sophrosyne-d7b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ad-skyobsidion4267 yep THATS him alright

    • @yourlocalmculover6664
      @yourlocalmculover6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ad-skyobsidion4267 wait....that isnt me....

  • @pebbleyt1357
    @pebbleyt1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Girlfriend: “Whats your favourite song”
    Me: “Ah- erm, its complicated”

    • @Erebu5_
      @Erebu5_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Complicated you say..

    • @anghuthachahp3119
      @anghuthachahp3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/5NPBIwQyPWE/w-d-xo.html

    • @the_singingguy1021
      @the_singingguy1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anghuthachahp3119 really expected a rick roll there

    • @isaakhan004
      @isaakhan004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anghuthachahp3119 Great Joke

    • @feleciaflare1123
      @feleciaflare1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you listened to "My OCD" ? It is a fantastic song

  • @stickii_B
    @stickii_B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I remember the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket, it was:
    *”HEY HOW FAR DO YA THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?!”*

  • @AnanyaGoyal7
    @AnanyaGoyal7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don't know what you're missing."
    Lol well you don't know what you're hitting either.

  • @JoshuaMorgan
    @JoshuaMorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    ...this may be one of the greatest things you've ever made.

  • @dewrus2153
    @dewrus2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I was going to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn't like it.

    • @akhilharah2108
      @akhilharah2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is a good one

    • @basilscottage3032
      @basilscottage3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ok, that was actually really good

    • @goorodo6949
      @goorodo6949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHHHH-

    • @yakijacob
      @yakijacob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I woke up my parents laughing so loud I hope your happy

  • @Alex-qh3vz
    @Alex-qh3vz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Everyone else: writing puns
    Me: "I wonder what life would be like if there were 10 Malinda."

  • @kakaboos2606
    @kakaboos2606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The dislikes are people who have been traumatized by dad jokes, stay strong, you'll get through it

  • @jeffskarma
    @jeffskarma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Bread is like the sun
    It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

  • @celine_cielo
    @celine_cielo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Me: I can't seem to find a song to cure my depressi-
    Her/TH-cam recommendations: wanna bet?

  • @TheCrimsonPope
    @TheCrimsonPope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
    You don't know what you're missing!" - i didn't know this one and I had to pause to lol

  • @gachacados
    @gachacados 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    What did the grape say when he was stepped on?
    Nothing he just let out a little wine 😂

  • @bessieburnet9816
    @bessieburnet9816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "Oh boiling water, you will be mist (missed)."
    Shoto Todoroki: Not to me.

    • @anastasiawasylinko5482
      @anastasiawasylinko5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what I thought too!

    • @Rohan-lh5je
      @Rohan-lh5je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ahhh so a man of culture I see.

    • @etonbachs4226
      @etonbachs4226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rohan-lh5je Bessie's a man? Cutest damn man I've ever seen.

    • @Rohan-lh5je
      @Rohan-lh5je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@etonbachs4226 dammit you got me

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Todoroki is *lit*

  • @BCubedus
    @BCubedus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    TITANIC
    Oh sorry I thought it was a good ice breaker.

    • @chrisdriver7776
      @chrisdriver7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @chrisdriver7776
      @chrisdriver7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I might hold on to that joke... And I'll never let go Jack... I mean Adaaam!!!

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chrisdriver7776 It may not bother Elsa but Papyrus will not be happy to meet you first time in forever

    • @Jaxgotscared
      @Jaxgotscared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏..

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I sat at my desk for like a whole minute laughing this is amazing

  • @everythingkeira2543
    @everythingkeira2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Me in my English class:
    "Puns are just like paper, they're tear-able. Oh, make it stop, they're unbearable.."

  • @RecklessFables
    @RecklessFables 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:24 That animation and physical reaction worked so well

  • @Ash-ih4sd
    @Ash-ih4sd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    English teacher: Spell underrated
    Me : M-A-L-I-N-D-A

  • @niamhgallagher9841
    @niamhgallagher9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    What do you do with a dead chemist?
    You barium:)
    Blame my chemistry teacher for that one😂😂

    • @xflipsyx9878
      @xflipsyx9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well at least make the effort to curium before he dies :P

    • @niamhgallagher9841
      @niamhgallagher9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xFlipsyx bruh😂😂

    • @killerqueen7675
      @killerqueen7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      * This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments *
      What do you do with a sick chemist:
      You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.

    • @bottomofthebookshelf937
      @bottomofthebookshelf937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If u can’t helium and u can’t curium
      you BARIUM!

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My science teacher is punny too!

  • @jpase
    @jpase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    2:42
    Jokes about skeletons ARE very humorous.
    That's why it's COMIC Sans.
    I hope you don't cringe a skele-ton.

    • @shroomie266
      @shroomie266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      **Papyrus has left the chat.**

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TIBIA honest, your puns could use a FEMUR adjustments.

    • @ashleynewsome
      @ashleynewsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment really *cracked* me up
      Lol

    • @reasonablyobsessed
      @reasonablyobsessed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Looped Rap UlnaO! The AUs joined! Well, tibia honest I didn't expect anything else from the Fangirls

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how many comments are about Undertale on this video X3

  • @dominicnevins2144
    @dominicnevins2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At the young age of 25, I have officially found my favorite song.

    • @yelitethebeast
      @yelitethebeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the age at 9 I found my favourite song th-cam.com/video/LtqBt3RbZfs/w-d-xo.html

  • @littletravelblog7589
    @littletravelblog7589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3172

    Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!*
    (When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak)
    Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'd slam my hands on the table in laughter but it's on a rotating platform passing me by in even intervals...

    • @ginnybayliss2885
      @ginnybayliss2885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That joke seemed like it was made of cobalt, radon and yttrium. It was so CoRnY

    • @PixelSheep
      @PixelSheep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂

    • @erich5162
      @erich5162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have never hated a pun so good ever in my life and i'm confused

    • @txaggyraf
      @txaggyraf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Xd I feel sorry for you,I’m not really a chemistry freak but- dID yOU knOW tHAt iF a tARAntULA fALLs frOM a hEIghT 5 or 2 feET taLL thEY wOULd dIE?-

  • @PuffyPhoenix
    @PuffyPhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Would love to see this go through google translate, but I don't think the puns would translate well

    • @Morgain85
      @Morgain85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      its even hard to understand all the puns when you're not native english speaking.. (like me)
      but i got the most.

    • @PuffyPhoenix
      @PuffyPhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Morgain85 Then google translate would just add an extra level of fun for that confusion XD

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late
      Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work.
      Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! That’s what I said! It needs to happen...

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MorgainTheFey who h ones did you not get? I understood all of them, I can help.

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    as one of those crazy people who genuinely enjoys puns, this was perfect

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd actually not heard of two of these puns before. Got 'em now!

    • @gauthamishenoy1201
      @gauthamishenoy1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nu it's purr-fect

    • @noxk1992
      @noxk1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I enjoy it alot (I was thinking of a pun but then I did not have any)(well you thought that one was gonna be a pun huh)(that one two right)

    • @colinheizen
      @colinheizen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also LOVE puns sans the skeleton is my favorite character of all time

    • @sprinklepie3784
      @sprinklepie3784 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @ImJustToddy
    @ImJustToddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Did you hear about the Shoe Factory disaster? A Real tragedy. 100 Soles were lost.

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How many were injured? I hope they get heeled soon.

  • @dewrus2153
    @dewrus2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was very tense.

    • @quanticansh
      @quanticansh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's a google assistant joke for sure lol

    • @dewrus2153
      @dewrus2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).

    • @n8rtotplayz647
      @n8rtotplayz647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they were all there, shouldn’t you say, “it was every tense”?

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      an old groucho Marx joke-"doc you gotta help me, sometimes i think im a teepee, and sometimes i think i'm a wigwam" "calm down, you are too tents."

  • @BigSwede7403
    @BigSwede7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Every dad ever (and quite a few others): "Sing us the song of our people!"

    • @Re0Dacted
      @Re0Dacted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Sans has joined the chat.*

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Papyrus has left the chat with a note saying: NYEH-VER TO RETURN AGAIN*

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I resemble that remark.

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am one of those others

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Sans Undertale has joined the chat*

  • @bisexual_disaster5223
    @bisexual_disaster5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Dude: why are you boiling water
    Other dude: I'm making holy water
    Dude:how is that making holy water
    Other dude:I'm boiling the hell out of it

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The HELL out of it

    • @josiahtrelawny6306
      @josiahtrelawny6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Quality comment right here 👌

    • @bucketbrains2137
      @bucketbrains2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love this comment

    • @yessewesse
      @yessewesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Glad i’m not the only one who knows this ancient vine

    • @angelapawluk3614
      @angelapawluk3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol this is somthi g I never knew in needed in my life

  • @emimimimimimimi
    @emimimimimimimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Have you ever tried blindfolded archery"
    Wei Wuxian: been there done that

    • @amandaa8472
      @amandaa8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD I appreaciated this comment.

  • @donaldengelmann6906
    @donaldengelmann6906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    I feel like using 'defeat' rather than 'de-feet' is a missed opportunity.

    • @magmamusic2348
      @magmamusic2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's that joke from Penguins Of Madagascar

    • @curiosamente
      @curiosamente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A misstep, if you will.

    • @RhizanthellaSlateri
      @RhizanthellaSlateri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@magmamusic2348 "I do not want to suck seed! I want to win!"

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These jokes have no grounds to stand on! 😁

    • @legendofzeldarules44
      @legendofzeldarules44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?!
      If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either

  • @uwu7123
    @uwu7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Pun Song: exsists*
    **Papyrus has left the chat**

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      **Sans has joined the chat**

    • @AshleyIsCool101
      @AshleyIsCool101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thank you

    • @Lownsomere
      @Lownsomere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *SANS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

    • @shroomie266
      @shroomie266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I commented one of Sans's puns! Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Undertale!

    • @imnotashley1101
      @imnotashley1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Papyrus: "sans, did you write this song?"

  • @valhersa29
    @valhersa29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Song: **exists**
    Chat Noir, Sans and Danny Phantom: **happy pun noises**
    Patton Sanders, Yang Xiao Long, Barbara Dunkelmann and every dad out there: **happier pun noises**

  • @GeetoBurrito
    @GeetoBurrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know that you’ve reached pure dad level when you laugh at this.

  • @oldqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnuij
    @oldqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnuij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    It’s really funny, it’s all going *a-chord-ing* to plan.
    You should add more skeleton puns, they’ve got *tibia* amazing.
    Man, this is so cheesy, but the puns are *grate.*
    Maybe you would do a lion pun, but nah, that’s no *mane’s* land.
    I guess you could make a pun about ice, but maybe it wouldn’t be *cool* enough
    Some people make constant wheel puns. I guess you could say they’re *on a roll.*
    Maybe don’t do glass puns, they’re really *pane-ful* to hear. They’re definitely not your *window* to fame.
    Try some fishing puns, they’re the *reel* deal.
    Perhaps some digging jokes, but I’ll warn you, they’re a *hole* thing.
    Cat jokes might be *purrfect* for this, but I’m not really *feline* it.
    You could make some firewood jokes, but you’d *burn* through them pretty quick. But, those jokes are so common you could even say *they grow on trees.*

  • @chrysopelea1986
    @chrysopelea1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

    • @shahiqyarbouti2635
      @shahiqyarbouti2635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      I take offense to that comment. Dyslexic are teople poo!

    • @arnerademacker8548
      @arnerademacker8548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      A blind man walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. Someone help him before he hurts himself.

    • @marveldreamworks5330
      @marveldreamworks5330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@arnerademacker8548 Unless he's named Matt Murdoch...

    • @charlimorris1545
      @charlimorris1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@shahiqyarbouti2635 I am dyslexic and I genuinely thought it said people too to the first time I looked

    • @theemeralddragonyt9315
      @theemeralddragonyt9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      that moment when you have dilexics
      sry that was a little insensitive
      a guy with dyslexia that i know says that so

  • @wendyleeconnelly2939
    @wendyleeconnelly2939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    why make a joke about sodium, as it could be taken as an in-salt.

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You just had to pepper that one in, didn't you?

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That one is Na-turally Cl-ever!

    • @TheGoldenRosie
      @TheGoldenRosie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why that is so tru they are Barking up the wrong tree

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LukenUSee BRUH

    • @Ten2
      @Ten2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I had a joke, but it’s sodium funny I can’t say it!

  • @Nightwing9597
    @Nightwing9597 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I could watch an entire musical of songs like this…
    A Play on Words.

  • @SkyHighSkylar
    @SkyHighSkylar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Here before the comments are filled with *puns*

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Don't worry about that, they'll comment go.

    • @kzcreationzmore
      @kzcreationzmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know and you know there will be way more cheesy ones than gouda ones 🙄

    • @ericandy88
      @ericandy88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But you know those cheesy punsters. They just do not give edam.

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m here for the comment puns

    • @pleejithoj1712
      @pleejithoj1712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop these cheese puns i camembert it anymore 😭

  • @lidiafsr
    @lidiafsr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "Let's get down to business to defeat the puns" HAHAHAH I recognized the inspiration instantly! You're awesome, Malinda

    • @DeaconTaylor
      @DeaconTaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was hoping for a long dark of the shoe reference.

    • @lidiafsr
      @lidiafsr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Avatar Avatar "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" by Mulan. The first line is "let's get down to business to defeat the huns"

    • @saphicxx
      @saphicxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mulan

  • @longshot7064
    @longshot7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Jokes about skeletons are twice as humerus then other jokes

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sans: -Y E S-
      I'm sorry for my Undertale ref.

    • @rayzoralphamimic8431
      @rayzoralphamimic8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sans would love this lol

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TeamTDMInnit SANS

    • @dallyhall
      @dallyhall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meh I would make one but I don't have the *guts* incase I copy someone

    • @ziondoesrandomstuff3906
      @ziondoesrandomstuff3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would make a pun, but I can think of nun
      You, the player, who completed genocide and deleted their local save data to earase what they had done, feel your sins crawling on your back!

  • @veronica_sawyer_1989
    @veronica_sawyer_1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This sound was a ground breaking invention, just like shovels!

  • @jameshumphrey8860
    @jameshumphrey8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Oh Malinda, welcome to the rewords of being punny!
    I feel your tree jokes didn’t quite get to the root of the problem though. Oak, eh, I’m sure you’re sycamore of these, so please take the ‘elm and branch out!

    • @amanekabbaj
      @amanekabbaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      James Humphrey I’m hanging onto your every word!

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mr. Humphrey, you have me stumped beyond belief. But then, its late and I'm pining for rest.

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make like a tree.... and get OUTTA HERE. 😎

    • @garrysmith1029
      @garrysmith1029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't like the punny one I always thought that pun needs to be punish (I said this before this video came out)

    • @kittycat-sc7je
      @kittycat-sc7je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She couldn't seed the opportunitys

  • @cupiowaffles
    @cupiowaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I just imagine Sans laughing hysterically and Papyrus have a mental break down

    • @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017
      @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yea im sans in this situation (:

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It breaks Papyrus' *funny bone.*

    • @cupiowaffles
      @cupiowaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@teraspeXt Papyrus: NO NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!

    • @cupiowaffles
      @cupiowaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 same

    • @rabiiess
      @rabiiess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes yes
      Sans loves it a skeleton
      Papyrus, on the other hand, does not like them
      At all

  • @craftycookie9288
    @craftycookie9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Malinda: "Let's defeat puns"
    Also Malinda: *Sings a song using only puns*

  • @outofcontext42
    @outofcontext42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:13 really should become a meme format

  • @rainbowbutterflyfan
    @rainbowbutterflyfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    This reminds me of the time in high school I wrote an essay on puns, in puns. It was senior year

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What grade did you get for it?

    • @rainbowbutterflyfan
      @rainbowbutterflyfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MinaLaFrare since it met the requirements, I got either a low A or a high B. It’s been two years so I don’t remember which

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rainbowbutterflyfan Mkay, cool.

    • @rainbowbutterflyfan
      @rainbowbutterflyfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Books, Broadway And BTS thank you 😁

    • @sheanentheong
      @sheanentheong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for giving me this idea. My teacher wouldn't approve of it tho

  • @angel_x5355
    @angel_x5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The official song of dads everywhere

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just sent this video in a text message to my dad, to be honest.
      I know he's gonna love it.

    • @jessegoestaconas199
      @jessegoestaconas199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@catluvr2 me too 😂

  • @pinkapopch654
    @pinkapopch654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous"
    Sans want to know your location

    • @wintertheampharos4725
      @wintertheampharos4725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guess he has a BONE to pick with her for that one

    • @pinkapopch654
      @pinkapopch654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AliyahA 25614 2:42

    • @anzain8064
      @anzain8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Re0Dacted
      @Re0Dacted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tibia honest, if I was a skeleton, I wouldn't give you a comeback because I wouldn't have the guts. I know i''m bonely. I'm chatting with you know with my telebone right now.

    • @underfan2656
      @underfan2656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sans is proud
      th-cam.com/video/dkKakm3sVbU/w-d-xo.html :D

  • @MarcusDarkForest
    @MarcusDarkForest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Malinda: * makes a song about puns *
    Sans from Undertale, dads & me who likes to tell puns that are probably not PUNNY: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    The likes: all the dads
    The dislikes: all their kids

    • @somangiscute6370
      @somangiscute6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      lol This is the opposite for me.

    • @kelthekid6940
      @kelthekid6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There’s going to be a lot of gay dads or nonexistent children

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Panic Panda 9994 I have no dad and I love puns

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Panic Panda 9994 I’m a kid

    • @gabzwithazed
      @gabzwithazed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somangiscute same 😂

  • @Tuqa_127
    @Tuqa_127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    A pun song: *exists*
    Sans: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @awildtoadappeared7709
    @awildtoadappeared7709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    Is your favorite Disney princess,
    Ra-pun-zel

    • @rainsdizzy
      @rainsdizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh god

    • @NyehNyeh12
      @NyehNyeh12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes... Yes it is...

    • @josephrusso9342
      @josephrusso9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg wow

    • @Kiwisy
      @Kiwisy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ... If she didn't put the Mulan references... Maybe

    • @shadowbd2068
      @shadowbd2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh no

  • @ksierra4444
    @ksierra4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!

  • @kanewolfstar
    @kanewolfstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Sans: yas
    Papyrus: NO!
    Sans: *expression "I'll use this to destroy your life"* yas.
    Papyrus: SANS, NO.
    Sans: sans yes.

    • @danwar2489
      @danwar2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't Sans more of the prankster of the two bros? Papyrus between the two makes more puns during his phonecalls, and even in his intro sequence, the paper-named skeleton cracks one right in response to the serifless skeleton.

    • @FlintDaFlunk
      @FlintDaFlunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *S A N S Y E S*

    • @summer5156
      @summer5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @wahidamuhammad7397
      @wahidamuhammad7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danwar2489 yup

    • @kiaraunderfell
      @kiaraunderfell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @coldwater4391
    @coldwater4391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    You always Mac me smile with those cheesy jokes!
    I’m sorry. I think I’m hungry. I’ll show myself out.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      T Frahm I crust you can find the door.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jay Barry ugh, these food puns are just way too corny!

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kitty Love I cook up something better then.

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jay Barry I can dish out some tastier puns

  • @mayamaya6182
    @mayamaya6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This is literally my spirit song
    I must be on an elevator when i listened to this coz this really lift my spirits 🍵

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is an underrated style of punning/wordplay! It makes my heart rise to see this comment

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol British talk I love that it's being used

  • @YuzuLeMoon
    @YuzuLeMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did I find you so late? I love your songs! They simply put a smile on my face. Thank you!

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is the first time ever that i actually watched a sponsored ad, that means you make good content

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a content goddess!
      or (I cannot stop myself) a puncess!

  • @tajmehelic5356
    @tajmehelic5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Me: *grabs a cup of water* “Man this song was PUNNY! WATER you gonna do next? And please, PUN-ish your haters!”

    • @cattiececille7743
      @cattiececille7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does a skeleton tile the roof with?

    • @CethIsADevil
      @CethIsADevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cattiececille7743 I don't know, what??

    • @oddperri2541
      @oddperri2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cattiececille7743 shingles

  • @CaptainNim
    @CaptainNim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The sponsors' code should have been "10MEALinda"

  • @mariastreetdance2711
    @mariastreetdance2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:38
    Malinda: Why must this song pun-ish (punish) me so?
    Also Malinda: **Is dancing and is smiling, enjoying the song she sings **

  • @RubyDaLynx
    @RubyDaLynx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Did you hear about the cow jumping over the wired fence?
    It was an udder disaster.

  • @Lovendino411
    @Lovendino411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "A song made entirely of puns" aka "A song made entirely of dad jokes"
    Jokes aside, this is really good! I think there's nothing can beat this. It cracked me up a lot!

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Says the egg?

    • @davidfarah
      @davidfarah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? It wasn't even funny

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like but 69

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read this song's replies to get even better ideas!

  • @dewrus2153
    @dewrus2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Attention employees: Don't go into the break room. Everything is already broken.

    • @stevenoct11
      @stevenoct11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well, I break the rulers so this might be my thing! :)

    • @REDACTED1818
      @REDACTED1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cleanup on the break room

    • @nataliecrowe5019
      @nataliecrowe5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR!!

  • @knightm5112
    @knightm5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi dear Malinda, seeing this video, I had to laugh so much! :D Thank you for that! :)

  • @r0qyx
    @r0qyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    As someone who absolutely LOVES puns,
    *This was a masterpeice*

    • @wolfower1326
      @wolfower1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true, it's pure art!

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Count me in! 1, 2, 3...

    • @witoldtadeusz
      @witoldtadeusz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right.
      ...Right?
      This? You meant this person liking puns?
      Not gramatically perfect, I'd say ;)

    • @mcmike4144
      @mcmike4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well. Thats just a part of the puzzle

  • @musicalgeek7410
    @musicalgeek7410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Puns are the devils work”
    Sans: Your about to have a REALLY bad time.

  • @derekbaker3750
    @derekbaker3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m learning about atoms and the periodic table (Sodium aka, Na) in science at school!

  • @shroomie266
    @shroomie266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Relax, bro, I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skele-ton!"
    Ayyyyy, she made a skeleton joke!

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this an Undertale reference?

    • @angelcake3355
      @angelcake3355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That wouldn't make any sans.

    • @goopy_cryptid
      @goopy_cryptid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angelcake3355 oh my gosh

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Undertale yessss

    • @madisonexnicious8458
      @madisonexnicious8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sans. Sans would love this song.

  • @coco_1507
    @coco_1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    CEO of dad jokes: hmmmm we need an anthem
    *this song comes out*
    CEO of dad jokes : we have a winner!!
    Edit: thanks for 1k ❤️❤️

    • @ivy-re6qo
      @ivy-re6qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dad Joke Squad: *Yes*

    • @branwe8053
      @branwe8053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yess

    • @noelward7491
      @noelward7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually they would take all the puns that say puns are bad. DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH......

    • @uwumaster9483
      @uwumaster9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *sans was the judge*

    • @elisaagarrado8128
      @elisaagarrado8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *CEO of dads:* this is eggcelent 🥚

  • @MultiSteveB
    @MultiSteveB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The problem with elevators raising everyone's spirits... is sooner or later they let you down.
    Just subscribed bacause I just found this channel. Why didn't I find this so much sooner? :-/

    • @Animallord365
      @Animallord365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Ball I only found it yesterday

  • @kathybramley5609
    @kathybramley5609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My daughter has been watching this song quite solidly for a week although she's been interested in jokes and known about this song for much longer. Anyway I just made up a joke and thought I should share it here first! Darth Vader and Noah have a surprising amount in common: Noah also asked his family members to come to d'ark side!
    PS. (Non paid/affiliated plug) Americans and others might be interested in Punderdome - a tabletop/paper & card card game born of the NYC comedy circuit, a father and daughter team. Some references are very New York and take some explanation or thinking about but most are general enough that we manage. After a fashion that's more dependent on our variable joke telling skills. But it's good fun. And sometimes brings out surprising talents.

  • @orangespark2340
    @orangespark2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ok but her voice when she says "but puns are the devil's work" sounds like it's out of a rock classic

  • @constellations_0
    @constellations_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I bought my friend a fridge for her birthday.
    I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
    I have another one:
    How did Harry Potter go down the hill?
    He ran.
    J.K Rowling.
    Guess what I have more:
    What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
    D’-you-think-he-saw-us

    • @lara_spithfire
      @lara_spithfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good ones. Good ones indeed

    • @MaineMappingreal
      @MaineMappingreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lara_spithfire no

    • @박소영-b4h3q
      @박소영-b4h3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get the Harry Potter one

    • @constellations_0
      @constellations_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@박소영-b4h3q The writer of Harry Potter is: J.K Rowling.
      jk stands for just kidding.
      The writer’s name is pronounced J.K rolling.

    • @박소영-b4h3q
      @박소영-b4h3q 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@constellations_0 OHHHH

  • @3dwaffle23
    @3dwaffle23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "let´s get down to business to defeat the puns" I GOT THAT REFERENCE
    edit: wow, thanks for all the likes

  • @sparkypi
    @sparkypi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sometimes when I meet people from other countries we get into discussions about language, and one of the hardest things to explain is puns.
    From now on, Malinda will do all the work for me. Thank you so much for this video! Hahahaha