Never doubt the stuntman (Balatro)
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17:11 me when I'm a cod served on a plate surrounded by french fries and the realization finally strikes
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I love when a chatter says "read the boss blind" and then he clears it in one hand. Pure dopamine
one card no less
one debuffed card no less
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to read the boss blind anyway"
I'm gonna watch this, get super excited, boot up the game and die on ante 4 black stake for the next few hours
Real
Fuck black deck high stakes its so ass 😭
I genuinely love watching people play this game but hate playing it. Chat kinda doesn’t realize how good NL really is at the game
@@timemaster31I am the complete opposite lol. I have half the decks gold chipped and watching other people make such bad decisions hurts my brain.
@@meatsmeats3857 you got to start somewhere
Negative stuntman be like I'm going to tunnel underneath 8 buses with my motorcycle
This one didn't get the respect it deserved. Legit laughed out loud, hooooly brother it got me good.
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negative Stuntman be like: "guys I think I'm too scared to do this stunt"
"If you don't give me a flush after 3 discards, when I have 4 of the same suit in hand, it's a restart."
Facts, bro. Probability is a fickle bitch.
40:49 me when i’m in the middle of an intervention with my sibling who’s developed a cocaine habit 😢
ohhhhhhh dude the +2 goes crazy on this one
27:41 me when i’m a meteorite crashing into the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico creating the largest impact crater known to man and wiping out 75% of the Earth’s species
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so true
Huge if true
31:17 me at subway in 2008
35 years no hair… fell off
I think the hair fell off too
Virgin comment
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So meta
Hold on, are you implying that... he's bald???
17:05 "Re-roll that MF" gets Extra Large Blind
peak comedy, chef's kiss, no notes
9:47 philosophical necromancer pondering the nature of his creations
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unholy +2
11:30 me whenever NL gets a +2
18:14 me at the “okay” factory’s experimental unit
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The description is still wishlist Balatro on Steam... Imagine the full release of this
Rebirth is finally out!
you can still wishlist it! Maybe someone will buy it for you
You know chat giving horrible backseating advice is actually hilarious content
32:45 this boss blind was hilarious frame perfect parrying chat's worthless tips.
this is lookin like a hold “r” situation
Me when I experience a slight inconvenience
The sad guy watching the oncoming train be like...
Dr. Horrible vouching for Evil Knievel at the League of Villainy:
This comment has me giggling
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+2 this one's got layers to it
@@coconutrice6940unlike the egg’s head
14:00 New Orleans residents after hurricane Katrina.
25:14 God he’s so fucking real for this
Also campfire was busted and is getting a nerf along with vampire in the update.
3:30 polychrome ice cream is a.... disgusting joke
I had it happen to me once and I got so insulted I reset the run right there. The run had been pretty frustrating up to that point and it was the final straw
Ice-cream is goated. Free chips for 20 rounds
Stuntman is that card that looks like shit when you first see it. Then you're in a run where you're getting nothing in the shop and you take it to just not lose. Then you start winning, like easily, and you're like 'holy shit, stuntman is cracked!' It doesn't create its own mult, but 300 chips is really good.
“All I’m looking at is the banana” me at the clothes optional beach
Ayo?
Me when I am a transmasc explaining to my therapist what I want out of my transitional surgery:
38:10 someone in la gettting high and really scared to some NL
hi tomo
a little balatro dipped in mama liz's hi tomo oil?
So-called free thinkers when tomo walks in the room:
Enel has been sniping lately 😂 his chat commentary is why I believe he’s our favorite streamers streamer. If I was on twitch I wish I was as quick witted as he is
Just beat my first gold stake this morning (yes it was the checkered deck, yes I played flushes). I'm absolutely addicted to this game.
dipped in mama liz' this man needs to switch to the extreme easy mode 1.1 patch oil
dipped in mama liz’s this commenter needs to switch to watching boring ass sweaty min-maxer mono tone voice balatro content oil
hi tomo
The only doubt is that I'll ever actually *unlock* the Stuntman in question.
Cleared gold stake (on checkered deck, so easy mode, but I still did it dammit!) and I don't think I've played a hand over like 20 million. I know the ways to get there (red seals, glass, retriggers, Baron + Kings, etc), they just rarely ever fall into place for me before I'm forced to pivot to something else.
Time to start screwing around with the plasma deck, I suppose.
Play white stake black deck maybe? That's how I got it.
If NL can reach the coveted e oil then anyone can do it
There's nothing I love more when Balatro shits in your face by giving you jokers you know you cant use in the challenge
Hey NL, I dunno if you have checked out the Beta Update of 1.01 but theres a lot of really cool new stuff including reworked stakes. also a lot of qol stuff that just makes it so much more peak
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23:31 Doesn't want to play flushes because it debuffs 5 cards. Decided to go for full houses instead.
"2 inches of snow is enough for you to turn your back on your fucking brother??" He was spitting fr
So I just started playing this yesterday and I can already say this game is so addictive but frustrating
i love when he goes "scram scrammy scrammy"
Ive had cavendish break on me twice last night. This game is BROKEN THUNK
the new patch will remove the skip with no money into unaffordable boosted joker strat... wtf
11:30 through 12:30 is so cruel to egg man
Hes cooking chat and in balatro and im happy to let him
The fact that the banana never got destroyed is crazy. He played 10 hands with it
I really wish they’d drop Balatro as a collectible card game IRL
they did you can buy it from any barnes and nobels for a 1.50$
Holds "R" for five minutes straight then gets carried by great jokers "Easiest challenge of all time in human history!"
I mean that is kind of the name of the game. 🎉
yeah that's the point of the game
It's true, there was an earthquake in the hills near me last week and I did not get out of bed. It's just a little wigglin'.
Terminally online Andys are the only ones who care about "the meta" in single player games.
He did it again! This video is chronologically after the video he uploaded right after (the stone marble one), so if you're like me and was wondering "Hey, when did he complete the Medusa challenge?", skip this one and come back when you've watched the next one
TL;DR: Watch "These stones are suffocating me" before this video for chronological order
longest stewed on stars card in balatro history
I'm 12 minutes in and starting to believe the rest of this 41 minute video is nothing but restarts
Scroll to the end and see what ante he reaches. That will tell u if there’s a plot worth its salt.
@@ianbrown3689 bro, it's a joke
Twitch chat is going to kill balatro
tbh youtube comments are going to kill Balatro too but yea +2
Somebody must’ve spiked the town well with clown juice because HOL-Y these comments got me snickering outta my gourd today!
“Campfire is bait”
Did we not see the medusa challenge?
nl and uploading his streams in order, name a more disastrous duo!😅
Dude got really deep at the start there, maybe the real challenges are the cards we destroy along the way of our Baldatro careers. Im 96 and this is deep.
39:55 this 94 year old chatter still huffs copium the old fashioned way
Him selling the riff raff when he has campfire hurt my soul
Free +(x1) mult each round :(
watching him use all his money to continue buffing campfire, after already 15x-ing the first blind of the ante gives me an aneurism. I love it
I was looking for this comment after it happened lol
8:45 when my niece wants me to hop scotch with her
why did he keep that star card on his consumables for the entire campfire run lol
Are you going to try the experimental branch?
The Olympic Stadium Tower is less tilted.
this is whwat happens when you dont skip negative joker tag inshallah
Dude makes 53 thousand points with disabled high card. Goes on to boss blind. Boss blind is 40 thousand. Chat: "rEAd ThE boSs bLinD". Smh 🤦
How is camp fire his favorite joker, and most used probably, yet he still buy/sells on hands when hes already beating it with 1 card by like 20x ... SAVE HTE MONEY FOR LATER ANTE lol, like hes like... i won by 20x, definitly need to buy sell before the second run/boss lol like save it for the next rebuild on next ante
Unlimited Banana carried the run idc
He finally became a Hold R Andy 😮😮
I wouldn't, if the game would give me it more than just the first time to clear it in the collection
the weather is better in the midwest bro my weather is fucking horrible , 100+ summers below 0 winters.
I can't wait to see how NL handles the actual hard challenges.
NL is angry lol
1 minute egg i am blessed
9:42 shit
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I'm shocked by how stupid chat is, honestly
I know he won but it was super frustrating him not buy/selling $2 jokers when he had the empty slot for campfire. I guess if he didnt need it 🤷
Also having the perfect setup already on Ante 8 with his jokers and campfire... why not just skip the blinds and go straight to the boss to not risk banana getting nuked (even though he was so overpowered anyway... that's the point though)
Playing the beta yet? 1.01????
Egg is tilted
Banger vofy
goated
any type A andrews wanna explain the best strategy for this challenge?
Jokers that dont interact with played cards like supenova, stuntman and ride the bus. scaling mult by playing hands and playing debuffed cards as much as possible. Saving a few glass cards for the boss goes crazy if you have levelled planets. tldr get god jokers so that debuffed cards dont matter
Using Empress or Hierophant on cards resets their debuff
@@gruszk4 doesn’t seem like a great strategy lol
4 seconds no views… fell off after no sap
6 minutes only 3 fell off comments... fell off
hahaha oh my god this guy so funny has anyone ever seen anyone this funny before hahaha !!
Virgin
Holy fuck its only been a week but damn this joke is trash
Crazy how this joke has never been funny
NL fell on
That star sitting up there for so long pissed me off so bad like just sell it omg
so its gonna be a week before the update?
lol lowercase zero
666th like here
NL fell off
10 minutes only 5 fell off comments... youtube commenters felll off
I love how cocky he gets when he's winning.