OFFLINETV COOKING SHOWDOWN: KATSU
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ค. 2020
- This video was shot before Fed's removal from OfflineTV. In light of recent events, all the earnings for this video will go towards therapy and counseling for those affected.
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Poki and Scarra: MasterChef
Fed and Lily: Hell's Kitchen
Michael and Toast: Breaking Bad
For me its
Poki & Scarra: Master Chef
Fed & Lily: Kitchen Nightmares
Toast and Michael: Worst Cooks in America
Nah its
Poki, Scarra : pogchamps
Fed and Lily: umm.........
Michael and Toast: THE KITCHENS ON FIRE! CALL 911
Nah its
Poki and Scarra: MasterChef
Fed and Lily: Hell's Kitchen
Michael and Toast: *KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SEASON 75*
I died laughing XD
micheal and toast: meth lab
Michael and Toast seem like they could accidentally make cocaine.
“Accidentally”
"Could" implies that there is a chance thay CAN'T make coke. Which tbh they absolutely can
@@Rico_71 would*
The names toastenberg
YOU CANT ACCIDENTALLY MAKE COCAINE
toast and michael are the definition of two geniuses individually but when put together they share 1 brain cell
Which is shared equally
Can I question what happened to OTV members? Did they leave? I knew there was a contreversy happening but I stayed out of the news.
@@samiee6911 OTV is mostly still together last I checked, its Fed who ended up getting booted.
No three, the one bounces back and forth. Tho is why at moments they act brain dead.
My friend and I are often seen as this as well, though neither of us think we're that smart individually. We do, however, know that we're fucking dumb as shit when we're together.
Pokimaine and scarra: maid cafe aestethic
Fed and Lily: more homestyle
Toast and Michael: *Prison*
Ok comment stealer
@@DishonoredRat I don’t read the comments before I post one. I’m sorry
You mean school
@@noahdguitar1454 aye fair enough
@@noahdguitar1454 prison,school its all the same
I almost can't believe Poki and Scarra won when they started off with :
"Do you know how to cook?"
"I was just gonna ask you!"
Scarra* and was*
Cos they approached it with logic, caution and a little bit of help from the panko box instructions 😂😂😂
yea, toast and michael made the dish flawlessly, tought they would win
exactly my thoughts hajsjdjhaha
Watching Poki cooking food for her roommies made me think that she can cook💞
Micheal is legit the type of guy to put his hand in the water to check if it’s boiling yet.
why do i relate to this
Wait I do that lol
yoo i do that sometimes lmao
so you’re telling me i- i shouldn’t to that. o
... Dont whoosh me, its late and I may be stupid. But.. Im praying this comment section isnt... Stupid. Like. Please be kidding
each otv member during this shoot:
scarra and poki: nervous overthinkers
fed: attentive assistant
lily: commanding mother
micheal and toast: "50% POTATO ,,, 50% BUTTER"
Balanced as all things should be!
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
@@duck1sgood 55% power of friendship
100% microwave
@@kymtimbal8606 and 50% butter and 50% potato
Everyone else: "Here's a well prepared dish for you."
Michael and Toast: *WHEEEEZE* "HAHAHA YOU HAVE TO EAT OUR SHIT FOOD"
Gottem
lol this comment actually made me laugh out loud
Fuck yes
@@prewishjay5581 bro said lough out loud
Scarra and Poki: When mom’s not home
Lily and Fed: when mom’s sick
Toast and Michael: when mom’s asleep
We have something in common
Megumin = wifu
@@f.b.i3579 what's a megumin
* F.B.I * the FBI name was already taken😂😂😂😂
@@f.b.i3579 hmmm
Fed and Lily: Comfy home style
Poki and Scarra: Maid Cafe Style
Micheal and Toast: P r i s o n s t y l e
Alina Yong hahaha😂😂😂😂😆😆
18:31
I have a feeling Michael being called the chaotic evil is a big big understatement
Wrong, Fed said its very Asian, Its Asian style
It was at 666 likes your welcome for changing it
I imagine Michael saying "I can either cook the potatoes in a microwave at 100°C for 30 minutes or with a flamethrower at 500°C for five minutes, what do you think, Toast"
Lmao I'm dead XD
correction
six minutes.
Fed: “Wait, what does Sauté mean?”
Lily: “Sauté.”
😂
Everyone else: trying to make edible food
Toast and micheal: straight up making cocaine
Dude I’m fucking dying
At least people willingly use cocaine
But Cocaine is better than this
@@berliancs8170 ikr
Cocaine for c o n t e n t
Everyone: *trying to cook something decent*
Michael and Toast: * M E T H L A B*
Breaking bad 😂
Breaking bad remake with Michael and toast
Ayy I was the 1k like
I did this once in school,
Then the police came...
u r a legend
"It adds extra flavor."
- Disguised Toast while refusing to wash his hands, 2020
Because I have really bad eye sight
I saw 3B likes
Instead of 38 likes
Random ik
@@IzzyIsIsi very
@@IzzyIsIsi still Funny but kinda random
He also doesn't wash his hands when using the bathroom, he does the helicopter.
No one:
Michael 10 minutes into the video: "h e y t o a s t d i d w e s e a s o n t h e m e a t ?"
Toast: N A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H
Best part frrrrrr
*Poki and Scarra:* The top students/ leaders of the class
*Lily and Fed:* The art kid meets the jock
*Michael and Toast:* Best friends working on a project
I am literally Michael in school but I Become Lily or Scarra at home
you'd think the top students would know that mashed potatoes does not take 40 fucking minutes lol literally just boil them and mash them...
Kriss_941 I mean, I would season them as well, but you do you
@@cardboardbox331 yeah of course, but you got the point lol
Art kid meets the jock ended as well you could expect
I bet Michael and Toast were thinking something like:
"We can't get a bad score, if the judges are dead" LUL
Big Brain
That was a 200iq move by them.
800iq gamer move
2900 iq play SHSHHDHDHDGD
69,420 Iq by them
I'm rewatching this one year after release and I realized that Toast and Micheal should have won this tournament. Because Scarra announced at 0:06 that the challenge of this video is to make an unforgettable dish. And I bet that Yvonne will never forget this experience :)
Fr they got snubbed of the win
we love a gud ptsd
Omfg Michael and Toasts slow descent into madness was amazing I’m dying over here. They need to team up for stuff more often
Poki, Lily, Scarra, and Fed: We make food
Michael and Toast: *We make content*
content at it's finest
@@testhekid Content Wars ( food wars which is an anime about people moaning and there clothes dissapear when they eat good food
so fax
Yes.
@@bonrithisakhem6923 na the official term is food-gasm
Everyone: cooks food
Michael and Toast: *engineers food*
Making new recipes not good ones but new
nice comments w o w
(i may have ruined it
underrated comment
As someone who does robotics, Michael and Toast’s food looks better than mine.
Key word: *Engineers food*
I give Michael and Toast a 5 star for content. Made me laugh, they were creative, Toast really complemented the "chaotic evil" that Michael is.
Michael’s duo is just called chaotic evil and that’s 100/10
Toast: “it’s hot, it’s hot”
1 sec later
Toast: “it’s still hot”
Me: 👁👄👁
11:58
i just saw the comment as the part of the video was running Lmao
is it cold enough yet?
@@myzombieart942 no :b it’s only been 1 sec dum dum
[Team Dishes Names]
Team Scoki: _Heartfelt Curry~_
Team Li-Fed: "Comfy Katsu´"
Team Most: *"CR A C K H E A D'S DELIGHT"*
LOL
xDD
Most lol
li-fed didnt age well
I mean if the team is about grooming women das alright i guesssssss
Ikr🤣
11:56 i like how lily takes it out bare hands while toast was scorching his fingers
Was anyone else impressed by how well Brolin caught that plate?
20:25
“We’re cooking today”
Micheal: Where’s the hammer?!
In the lab
pretty standard cooking procedure imo
@@monokuma7746 meth lab
Hammering Meat is actually pretty common
Michael: what are you talking about, are you insulting my everyday cooking?
Michael and toast is when you're partnered with your friend for a group project.
The Unboxings
Fed and Lily is when you partner up with the introvert who doesn’t know much but basically follows all your orders
Poki and Scarra is when you get partnered up with the only other sane person in class
this is true
This is so accurate it hurts I laughed so hard
@@juswa yes
Their like split gene twins One half got the asian and sane side and the other got philipenes and smart serial killer side
4:06 I like how Micheal was about to say beat the meat but stopped himself and said hit the meat.
Toast and michael were right about calling it comfy home-style too. It looks like something a college student will make just to have a "proper" food😭
Lili and Fed: Gordon Ramsay
Scarra and Poki: Chef Tony
Toast and Michael: HowToBasic
IM DEAD! BRUH
Wait I thought fed got kicked out
@@bobevergreen4361 he did, this video and the one before this were recorded before fed was out, look at the description.
this is very accurate
Seeing that comment made laugh till I couldn't breath
fedmyster and lilypichu: a chef and a cook
scarra and pokimane: a chef and a student
toast and michael: haha potatoes in microwave go brr
@@Cyannosus they go *crunche potats*
Yvonne and Brodin: thE fOodiE
@@testhekid haha sitting just to eat what they cook go brrr
Fed: The lost cause
And the thing goes skiddyiybop.
I could tell Mykull had a secret intention of poisoning Yvonne
Micheal and toast may have not won the competition but they won our hearts
“What does sauté mean?”
“Sauté it, like just sauté it”
“Ooh okay”
I love fed
@@chillpotato8740 oh dude....umm I dont think people will like your statement but ya.....sure
Sadhya Garg I know but who cares
@@hesleden264 maybe just on camera he is good but not irl i guess
@@chillpotato8740 a whole lot of people my dude
Me at the beginning: "Well Toast and Michael are both really smart so it should work out, right?"
The moments before disaster
It did for content...they are only people who cooked content
IKR! Ones a detective and another is a fkin engineer how d fq are they no doin well😭😭
I do not get your logic. Toast is a genius at brain games (not cooking, also he is a little insane) and Micheal is more likely to focus on seeing of it can explode into a shower of chicken flavoured tasers
Alittle too smart
Any time I'm having a bad day, all I need to do is watch Toast and Mykull microwave potatoes.
we should have a part 2 of this with the new members as well
I love how Micheal and Toast are just having the time of their lives making their dish even though it’s awful haha
when they were paired, I literally thought chaos
The BEST combo!
I just love toast
I hope Michael or toast hearted the comment with the otv account
lol they way they talk as they make their dish seems its gonna come out so good (it' probably won't lol. )
Toast: fakes Korean accent “to make it seem authentic”
Toast at the end: arigatou
javeon Fields from Korean to Japanese 😂😂
@@Snow-ll7wi toast: *chinese*
@@souheki_ 👌😂😂✌️✌️
*Mr. Worldwide*
Hotel trivago
All the videos with Fed are just tainted now it’s really sad
If toast was one of the judges, he would judge the shit out of every single dish
lily and fed: pretty chill
poki and scarra: friendly, collaborative
michael and toast: *possibly making poison*
o k
o k
o k
o k
o k
Everyone else: cook the food. Michael with a hammer: b u i l d t h e f o o d
Bruh
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
@@goosegod9414 mans hot just under 800 likes, hardly underrated
Its 4 13 am and I'm laughing so hard
Micheal: Professional Potato Microwaver
Toast: Professional Sh*t Smearer
Poki: Student
Scarra: Master
Fed: Dosen't know what he's doing
Lily: Gordon ramsay.
Still waiting on an episode 2 of this, hopefully with (basically) the same teams for a rematch! (I say basically both due to the fact that obviously no Fed, as well as due to the fact that really it's just that I want Toast and Michael to team up again.)
also 3 new members, which means one fills in for fed leaving plus we get a whole new team!
they got rid of fed cuz he isnt asian (jk i know the real reason why)
Lily: carries the microwaved potatoes like it’s nothing
Toast: “ it’s hot it’s hot *goes back a second later* “no it’s still hot”.
Lmaoo 🤣
I do the same thing. I nuke whatever's in my bowl and grab it, grit my teeth, and carry it to the table. It burns but hey I'm hungry.
I literally repeated that part 3 times to check if Lily was wearing anything on looool
@Peter Uleberg very stereotypical asshole im a guy and im typically the one that cooks for myself
@@DemarcusCousins_III "Very stereotypical, I'm a woman and I would definitely burn the pan but leave you with raw food" Mhmm... If anything, women should be the ones getting offended over this joke.
The lily and Michael duo is only rivaled by Michael and Toast...
Cool Kid only michael can beat michael
Lupipi amen
amen
Amen
Amen
“What does sauté mean?”
“Just, like, kinda sauté it.”
Michael and Toast just carry every video they're in they're litterally the best duo ever
Michael: * totally out of his element in the kitchen *
Michael: **goes and gets a hammer for comfort**
Hammer-chan
No drill ?? That’s unlike him
Builds a robot to help him cook better.
Drill-Chan!
Hm not a taser but still ok
*Toast being in rage*
Lily: "You wanna use some of our curry? uwu"
Toast: "oh... T-that would be very kind of you, thank you."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
I almost give a like but the no. 666 likes is so good.
@@tracys169 LMAO XD
UwU
Wait are you filipino?
I'm just asking tho
@@Daisy-bf7er uhm.... Yeah! Whyyy??
I’ve watched this like 10 times already. How is it that I just noticed that Michael was peeling the potatoes with his fingers….
yeah but like how??
those were onions
Another cooking video like this would be so good
Poki and Scarra: Making some aesthetically pleasing food.
Fed and Lily: Home-style cooking.
Michael and Toast: *C O N T E N T*
Big Brain and "Big" brain duo in a nutshell
True, they made the whole video enjoyable.
fed: what does sauté mean
lily: just sauté it
fed: oh ok
✨💫The more you know💫✨
@@HeizouShikanoin pog
can we just talk about how brodin expertly caught that plate of food without spilling any
ya'll need to do this along with the new members!
john and jodi should definitely be on a team
Yeah they should, that would be fun!
Toast: YEAH U SABOTAGING US LILY!?!?!?
Lily: u wanna use some of our curry?
Toast: oh yea sure ty
lily is love..
Jaela Brigoli she really is though
U cld tell she was kinda tilted the whole video tho
@@tantzeyangmatthew5677 what does tilted mean?
@@raychances6251 it means she was visibly displeased at being teamed with fed
19:49 Yvonne "This feels weird." Michael "No, I don't think so."
lol
I’m convinced!
Thanks, I also watched the video.
I watched the video but thanks
The king of passive aggressiveness he is.
poki & scarra: lawful good
toast & mykull: chaotic evil
lily & fed: chaotic neutral
Holy fuck we need more Michael and Toast, I haven't laughed that hard in years
The lack of cooking knowledge in a house of adults 25+ scares me
Honestly XD
what lack, did u see lili and scarra, the problem is solely in michael and toast
All of the cooking knowledge was concentrated into Aria.
Michael is 22
"step 1: download uber eats"
Lily: "pleaaase don't group me with fed"
Everyone now: eeee
That’s exactly what i was thinkin
I'm new what happened???
@@rebekachin465 the girl with the pink hair while drunk fed had sexually harassed her and got kicked out
@@rebekachin465 fed t o u c h e d all the girls in the house
@@rebekachin465 sexual harassment, manipulation, asian fetishization
Welp. We all know who was sent offline.
😂
Holy crap, the sound editing on this is incredible
Toast,"I dont think we can fry this whole thing."
Miachel," Toast, anything is possible with friendship"
Edit: oops sorry guys mikale
michel*
@@leobryant1011 Michael*
@@andrewrobson243 no its michel, last name: obama
you're all wrong, its Mykkul
Mychael
Poki and Scarra: we don’t know what we’re doing but we’re trying
Lily and Fed: we’ve got a rough idea of how to function in the kitchen
Michael and Toast: *c h a o s*
@Sally Chapman hits diff i know
Fed wearing that hat under his chef hat should've kicked him out of the OTV house a long time ago
It’s been a year since he got kicked . Can you stop ?
@@gliderman9302 lol, didn't know sexual harassment is forgiven after a year 🤔
@@Rocketmike_ When it comes to the internet, worse is forgiven in an even shorter time span, this is one of the few moments where I’ve seen a grudge last longer than 2 months. It’s an understandable grudge but a very surprising long lasting one.
@@Frostyman452 A 'grudge' is a poor choice of words for the internet learning to be intolerable towards inexcusable behaviour like sexual harassment.
@@Rocketmike_ well have you been affected by any of this ? No , right? The ones affected were Fed , Lily, Yvonne and Poki. They would’ve moved on a long time ago and went on with their life. Viewers keep on reminding them with sub alerts about Fed and shit and just want drama. Every once makes mistakes some worse than others and they do their best to move on . That’s what I and probably everyone would do. No one wants to be constantly reminded about their past and constantly being annoyed by someone they don’t even know.
26:48 idk why but seeing Michael being with Lily is just cute af
ikr
Scarra, Poki, Fed, and Lily: *actually trying*
Toast and Michael: *In an episode of breaking bad*
Actually, it's more like:
Toast and Michael: Think they know how to cook, but don't
Scarra and Poki: Actually know how to cook but are scared to do anything over the top
Lily and Fed: Lily can cook really well while Fed is on vegetable duty
@Prateek Shinde it’s exactly that
I READ IT AS BAKING BREAD NO HELP ME
Top tier comment
TOAST WE NEED TO COOK
Yvonne: “This feels weird”
Michael: “..no I don’t think so”
Professional cooking shows would be so great if the chefs just disagreed with all the criticism they got
That's just kitchen nightmares tho
@@Bruh-mu6ol "Michael Reeves' Kitchen Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare"
Kitchen gaslighting
only if the critics are nobodies who never had a proper kitchen experience (delusional tv personalities who thinks they're chefs just cause they have a show) then yes proper professional chefs should disagree but usually those who are critics in professional competition are reknown professional chefs who are good at what they do, no self respecting chef would disregard advice in perfecting their craft
@@sidsmith6522 Honestly, I'd like to see someone say "No, I don't think so" in Michael's tone of voice to Gordon Ramsay
is this blood?
why is there blood?
whose blood is this?
his face when he said that just killed me
I love that she called Michael a Chaotic Evil
Scarra: "Why do you have a hammer??"
Michael: "You gotta beat...you gotta hit the meat"
Cha cha real smooth
Indeed
@@h.p.wallnut9912 hey man, thank you, you got a good honest laugh out of me in a pretty dark time.
Like fed did
@@h.p.wallnut9912 hey man i was going to kill myself but this comment saved me from my depression, and now i have a loving wife and amazing children you also saved an orphanage with this comment
Toast: *Touch the hot pot*
Also Toast: "Its hot"
*2 sec. Later*
Also Toast: "Its still hot"
The creativity and revolutionary ideas might be on Toast but 90% of the brain cell is still on Micheal
While Lily grabs the bowl beforehand and takes it out of the microwave...
Oh yes its big brain time
chris hemsworth did that!1!1!1!!!!!!1!1!1!1
Fed: “All the cooking streams are coming to use now”
Also Fed: “What does sauté mean?”
I’ve seen this so many times and I still laugh every time
Toast: oh it’s hot
Toast 1 second later: oh it’s still hot
Mykull and Toast carrying the show as usual.
Woah well that's a surprise to find you here. 😂
I fucking died at Mykull and toast parts
WOOOOO you're watching OTV too ! noice 😆
Där vart man lite förvånad haha
Hi
They should’ve had another scoring category ‘entertainment value’
Michael and Toast would’ve won
I don’t want this to be cringe but watching Michael and toast seriously makes me miss Unus Annus even more. It’s literally just mark and ethan
🖤🤍
Micheal: "Ya like crisp?"
Yvonne: "How crisp are we talkin?"
Micheal: "Exactly as crisp as you want it to be!"
Not to be rude but its "Miachel"
@@sarajusledh7273 no its michael
@@sarajusledh7273 I just realized your reply is edited and "Michael" is still spelled wrong into "Miachel"
So burnt
ZKDelta Whoosh?
"Please dont team me with Fed"
wow that didnt age well
LOL
What why
Krysia, Fed was accused of "things" and kicked off of OfflineTV, look it up
Ok thanks
@@Kristyvx he forced himself on people lol
26:18 im scared of lily's soul crushing gaze on the judges
Now I know why they said they didn’t want to be with fed.
Lily: The smart kid stuck with the annoying kid
Fed: The annoying kid just doing what the smart kid wants
Michael: Class clown
Toast: The chill guy
Scarra: The other smart kid
Poki: The popular kid
Yvonne and Brodin: The teachers that have to put up with this terrible class
I thought fed is kicked?
DONT PRESS READ MORE these were recorded before he was kicked, it’s left over content
@@christopherpenascosas7392 he is
DONT PRESS READ MORE this was recorded before that
Ohhh i see but...
*Read more*
Despite recent events, I’m glad this got uploaded cause Michael and Toast deserve so much credit for how funny they made this
100% agree
what events?
@@noname75x so, fed abuse the privacity and sexualy in some terms and lie and make fell bad a lot of girls on otv
and outside otv
They made me laugh so much im physically crying.
@@boredy573 oh noooo.
As a professional cook, I kinda felt bad for Toast and Michael. They really had yhe right idea on how to make Katsu and I feel it could have turned out alot better, but all three teams having to share the same tools and cooking space really limited all of them in one way or another
I absolutely loved Michael and Toast; they're the only ones having fun and I can imagine the bois and I doing something similar
Other teams: serious
Toas and michael: MoRE BuTteR
Me: wheezing
I think you might need one more stick of butter
@how do I live.
Cube*
@@bloomingblossoms8706 actually the term 'stick' is also used
“Waitress more butter”
Hotel: trivago
Imagine Michael and Toast opening their own restaurant....
Now THAT would be a "Kitchen Nightmares" episode I'd love to watch. :)
Gordon: "Why the f*ck is there a hammer in the kitchen"
"NOT ONLY IS IT A MICROWAVE, YOU SCREAM IN TO THE FUCKING THING TO MAKE IT TURN ON"
"Because Aria used it to beat the crap out of the meat!!"
No Gordon wouldn't dare go face to face with Micheal Reeves
"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!"
@@Wulfle the fucking microwave would explode once gordon steps in
this makes me feel like I have friends
One of my favorite otv videos that I always like coming back to! Great editing on this video btw Dunois!
Everyone: Trying to make the best dish possible
Michael and Toast: haha stick of butter yum yum
Hahaha butter goes burrrrrrrr
Honestly this would be *my* friends and I if we was cooking.
They said unforgetable, not good.....
Microwave go BRRRRRRRR
@@medienkonig7338 what's your problem? the comment is actually true
No one:
Toast grabbing the mash potatoe bowl: “ah it’s hot it’s so hot *two seconds later* it’s still hot”
SparkZツ and lily got it out of the microwave so easily
@@jennmae2296 lily just built different
I was expecting them to beat the shit out of the potatoes with the mallet to make mashed potatoes
@@CT--sh4xw Genius HAHAHA
I was hoping to more cooking battle content in the future, it's just so entertaining and love how each member think of different ways on cooking
You guys should make more of these! This is my favorite OTV video and I’ve seen it about 10 times.