Disney Princes and whether or not i can beat them in a fight Pt. 3
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Anyone who unironically thinks they can beat Peter Pan in a fight is either lying, crazy, or doesn’t know who they’re dealing with.
i could beat peter pan in a fight . just take that stupid hat off and he loses 50% of his power
@@gardengateghost
You'd still have to get close to him first.
Or has a gun, like peter pan is crazy sure but 14 shots from a 9mm tend to nulify all of that.
Now if seapons arent allowed then he cant use that dull knife and you can choke peter pan to death, though you'd probably also die from altitude.
Wouldn’t an electric baton work though. I mean that’s the equivalent of a human bug zapper, own quick lick and he’s not flying anywhere any time soon
@@gardengateghost This kid beat adults with sabers with a goddamn knife.
I love how the least considered factor about Peter Pan is his ability to fly. Like everything else that he has going for him in a fight is so much more terrifying
I mean he could just carry you like 500 feet up in the air and let you fall... bam, fight ended
Yeah he's especially terrifying in the original books
I'd be more terrified if someone bullies pirates on a daily basis than flying
He may ne physically 14 but who knows how old he is mentally. Imagine all that knowledge...
That's kinda the most terrifying thing about him, though...
"What are the thoughts that go through his head?" Probably something like 'imma kiss a 14 year old girl in a glass coffin in the woods'
Lol I wasn't sure if it was Snow White's Prince Charming or if it was Sleeping Beauty's.
@@elaexplorer He did Sleeping Beauty's in one of the earlier parts! I think he acknowledged him as being one heck of a good fighter.
He’s 15
@@zrc1514 interesting, he does look young
@@zrc1514 he's 29
"I know he's canonically 14 or something, but Peter Pan is a horrifying psychopath"
Buddy, this is an instance where correlation _does_ equal causation
14 boys are kinda scary but guys who's acting like 14 boys are worst
As a recently retired 14 year old (now 15) boy…yes
… do not try to read the actual book. It paints Peter Pan in a psychotic way that makes me terrified of the movie.
@@Ethsmart i loved the book as a child and i still read and love it now
As the ambassador of fourteen year olds, I can confirm that we are like chemical products, put us under the right circumstances and a warcrime will happen
I think anyone can beat base form Cusco but you can't ignore the fact that he gets exponentially stronger when you throw him off his groove.
I love this comment
So basically another shaggy situation
Cusco Requiem
“You ruined my vibe man. That’s wiggety wack yo” -Kuzco, before kicking an old man for ruining the groove
@@spill-the-tea-sis for a South American native emperor he sure is immature I think he is the Emperor of one of the South American tribes.
In the book Peter Pan straight up murders the lost boys who get too old.
....I read the book but I don't remember that...guess I got child friendly version
Quote please? That doesn’t sound accurate.
@@jackoh991 thank you
@@TheMewtata I never read the book but remember reading about it online. I thought the line from the book was that he 'thinks them away' more like Neverland is a place of imagination, and what it means is left up in the air. 'Killing them' is the modern cynical 'everything old is dark' kind of thinking that everyone loves to pass around, though maybe that was never the intention and it is more like banishing them, or sending them back. Who knows.
Like I said, talking out of my rear here.
ALSO, when wendy was leaving the island in the book, he started breathing in and out frantically because, rumors say every time someone breathes in never land, an adult/parent dies
When I saw Peter Pan I immediately thought, "that boy will skin you alive."
Tru
And then wear you as a jacket.
And laugh and sing while doing so...😬
@@nicholasstone3705 facts
Literally, slowly, painfully, and with several small children watching. All of them with a smile on their face.
Peter pan literally laughed at Wendy drowning
Not just drowning but actively being drowned. Which makes it even worse if you ask me.
Closer to waterboarding than drowning, but still.
And there's this excerpt on the book that heavily implies he kills (or banishes) the lost boys who gets older
Yeah, he's a little sociopath.
Don't know why I laughed so much
Bullies pirates, taunts that crocodile, carries children out of their homes… Peter Pan is a lot to take in lmao
Actually the real Peter Pan (the original) killed child’s that wanted to go back home and become adult
@@godreaper8928 interesting
Thats kidnapping!
@@Gr4ceful4life indeed
@@godreaper8928 he didn’t kill the ones wanting to become an adult, the children he brought in weren’t ageless like him. Peter Pan killed the children as they grew too old and started to age out
When he says all that about Peter Pan:
*new fear unlocked*
Peter Pan carries a knife because he will just take your weapon and kill you with it, so why carry a large weapon.
Also he can just use it to parry to steal your weapon. Basically he uses a knife just to flex.
True
You know this really highlighted the fact that petter pan straight up carries a knife on him at all times
And kills kids. Anyone that gets too old he kills so they don't become a pirate.
One thing I noticed is the second prince in this video (I'm pretty sure he's from Snow White?) Had what looked like a short sword on his hip
Weapons are not allowed in these fights.
"The only thing stopping me from snapping this guy like a Twix bar is his girlfriend." Got me laughing so hard my throat hurts.
Yeah no way anyone is going to convince me to even consider fighting Peter Pan let alone approach getting on his bad side.
For real, that man is just straight up psychotic.
@@patrickbueno3279 oh boy u should read the og to know him🤣
@@behrad7476 the whole killing kids thing?
@@chocobear4078 yeah😂
@@chocobear4078 He kidnapped future daughters of the darling family. Bro is on some crazy weed.
*Peter Pan would snap someone’s neck like a pretzel stick*
Mad facts
Not true, he'd also laugh about it like the sociopath he is.
And then he’d go on to play his flute and act like nothing happened. Maybe tell fun bedtime stories about it
@@terra_the_nightingale135 bro this would 100% happen
Devils advocate here. Who else wanted to be Peter Pan as a child?
And after learning all the f***ed up stuff about him as an adult still wants to?
"Peter pan is a terrifying psychopath."
Once Upon A Time: "yep that about sums it up"
Original story as well
Ikr... It's all about that power and dark magic
Lollll yess though he ends up dying which is a big oof
So true. I love that show.
Sigma Peter:
-Bullies pirates on a daily basis
-Duels sabres with a tiny knife
-Small Hitbox
-Can fly
Also is actually a pedo in a child's body
Small hitbox lmao.
@@imbobimbob Wouldn't that not make him a pedo?
@@sfsodz8419 He kidnaps future darling daughters every damn generation to be goddamn maids in neverland.
-Ginger
Okay but llama Cuzco would not be one to mess with. A llama can literally stomp a wolf to death, they are often used as guardians for herds of sheep instead of dogs! 😳
But does Cuzco have llama energy or does he have Cuzco energy in llama form? 🤣
@@gozzilla177 when thrown off his groove in llama form he becomes unbelievably powerful between the llama strength and the non grooving Cuzco I would not want to be near him
@@ilyte1 he becomes a universal threat
When his Groove is off in Llama Form he's stronger than Shaggy at 100% power
One of my proudest accomplishments is winning a fight against a male llama that had gotten loose with my only weapon being a rake. He had started attacking one of the females and she was covered in blood but luckily she survived.
exUSE you, sir. Kidagakash is canonically Milo's wife at the end of the film, not just his girlfriend. (Which also makes Milo a full disney prince via title of prince consort.)
Oh hell yeah. Never considered he got a title!
But wait...Isn't Milo The King of Atlantis in the end? Since he IS Kida's husband?
@@brittanylehman5104 It would depend entirely on what Altantian law states are the rules of titles and regency, but I based this on European Regency, since politically it's the most stable. The title of King or Queen can only be inherented from death, abdication, or establishment of a new country. If King marries a woman, her title is actually queen consort, not Queen with a capital Q (a common mistake). Her husband would have to die without heirs in order for her to assume the title of Queen. And then if she remarries a man, he becomes prince consort, not King. (This prevents an outsider from immediately usurping control of an entire country from a female heir.) Interestingly, a captial-K King and a capital-Q Queen cannot co-rule a country at the same time. Kidagakash, as the sole heir to King Kashekim, she inherented title of Queen first.
The wiki does state that Milo is currently King of Atlantis, but also states that Kida is Queen. So, either Atlantis does allow for a King and Queen co-rule, or she abdicated her title to him, becoming a queen consort (and the wiki is wrong), OR the wiki is incorrectly assuming Kings and Queens exist at the same time. 🤷♀️
I mean, when Kida's father dies, doesn't that make her a queen?
@@benjamincoyle5316 Correct!
Him: giving off reasons he can't defeat peter pan
Me:finally someone understands but you forgot he can also walk on walls
Honestly I thought that's just cause he can fly, so he was using that to make it look like he walks on walls for fun. But what isn't mentioned is his shadow is like an even more psychopathic version of him.
"Peter Pan is a TERRIFYING PSYCHOPATH" At least I am not the only one with a complete phobia of this boy.
Peter Pan reminds me of Loki, charming but evil to the core.
You might beat him in an octagon, but if he can use any trick at all you're screwed.
He is the guy that waits and makes you think he is going to fight fair then it turns out he brought a knife
@@wander1139 yeah it’s a fist fight and then he just whips out a pistol
Only difference is, in mythology Loki has sympathy for people besides the one pretty girl he meets. And even then...
Loki wasnt always an evil character
The legends of him killing people only started when Christians came around
And if you mean Marvel Loki
How can you say that?
@@user-pi3hd2bt3f yeah originally he was the problem solver
The REAL question is if I could take YOU.
the answer is no, no absolutely not, I'd die in a heartbeat
I don’t have as many muscles as him, but I don’t think he knows any martial arts so I think I have a chance at winning
@@ckdraws410 but seriously tho I don't think I'd have the physical or mental ability to take them-
... out to dinner?
@@ckdraws410 man's a master at martial arts so yeah, your screwed lol
The scariest thing about Peter pan is that the psyco 14 year old that duels pirates isn't even the scariest part about him. The fact that his shadow is a sentient being that can fight and is even crazier than him is the scariest part
“Peter Pan is a psychopath”
**summons Once Upon a Time community**
Oh yeah no the second guy on this list just looks like a little lord that might have been trained in combat as per the customs of medieval Europe, but badly. Like, horrifically badly because none of his trainers were willing to actually hit him during training. They just let him flail about because that’s what guaranteed them their money.
Where is that character from?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ dunno, probably one of the earlier Disney versions of rapunzel.
@@twentyeight602 If I’m not mistaken he’s the prince from Snow White(?), correct me if I’m wrong
Nah it’s because they used rotoscoping for the prince and Snow White so both looked odd. It was the 1930’s.
Well unless you subscribe to the theory that the prince in snow white is actually the god of death then its totally different
I mean Kuzco was pretty even with Patcha in their fight, and survived a poisoning attempt, a waterfall, a psychotic squirrel, and jaguars.
He also caught caught Pacha from falling off a cliff and then threw him several feet away using only his teeth
Fun fact: the prince in Snow White originally had an entire arc written for him, but it was cut due to the animators being bad at drawing guys
Source? Because that's amazing trivia!
"The only thing stopping me from snapping this man like a Twix bar is his girlfriend" is such a sentence
As a kid when the 2nd Peter Pan film came out I remmeber reading a kids magazine advertising the film and listed the main characters like a game booklet. Listing names, hobbies, and ages. Peter Pan's canonical age is "Forever 12", so yeah he's been 12 years old for centuries.
Also fun fact: in the original book it's heavily implied Hook and his crew are all formerly Lost Boys. He straight up kidnaps kids to bring them to Never Land to play with. Once they're about to reach the same age as him he kills them, then gets new "friends". Hook and his crew are just the kids who managed to survive Peter's murder attempts.
It's heavily implied Hook was the very first kid Pan ever kidnapped and Hook is only alive because Peter messed up his first time killing someone. There's a reason James Hook lost his hand to a crocodile due to Peter, and why he's so obsessed with revenge. It happened when he was a child.
I'm pretty sure that's more of a theory like the “takes kids into the afterlife safely” thing but I couldn't have missed that section
Me:*immediately remembering Peter Pan in a childhood show Jake and the Neverland pirates thanking that he didn't kill the pirates*
Princess Kida would snap YOU like a Twix bar if you DARED to speak poorly of her husband.
“Keep him away from me!” Got me
"He's also a murderer"
Me: He's also a ginger.
Please continue this series it’s incredible!!! (Maybe do princesses too?)
(Oooh or villains)
Cute animal sidekicks?!?!
@@mistermaestersirthomas9164 could you take Abu in a fight? Discuss.
@@dontburstmybubble686 flat surface I run him down, lots of thing to climb and jump to as well as pick-up and throw I’m doomed.
@@mistermaestersirthomas9164 that'd includes Jasmine's tiger so I'll let that pass, at least lawfully good humans like the Disney princes wouldn't maul you horrifically after beating you
@@andresamaya6187 hmm, I think?!? you are conflating two different answers. To Bubble: I said I could take Abu on a flat plane, to KeydenC(KBeef) I suggested : cute animal sidekicks video set.
Tiger would eat me, unless a large distance away in deep water, I could tread water longer.
Just give him the poison,
The poison for kuzco,
The poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco,
Kuzco's posion.
"He duels sabers with a tiny blade"
He learned from the best
*coughs* mihawk
“Peter pan is a terrifying psychopath”
*laughs in Once Upon A Time*
Wait till you watch "Once upon a time" Peter Pan gets a lot creepier and scarier.
I think the original is more scary because of its simplicity in him forgetting things and his playfulness to the point of not thinking about what can happen. He's ancient and has no one look he's kind of an inhuman creature, he's so light that if you blow on him he'll float away. His eternal childishness and what it can entail when unchecked is truly horrifying yet whimsical at the sane time.
ouat peter pan is a pussy, though. could easily kick the bitch's ass, even with his flying.
@@nicothenecromancer Your so right, that's why I can't watch Once Upon A Time, because just maiing him older feels like SUCH a cop out!
Kuzco may try to talk his way out of it to avoid messing up his hair, but if it gets down to it, he could fight dirty. He was kicking Pacha's butt in the bridge scene, and that was in a body he'd only been in for like 36 hours at most.
i originally read this as princesses rather than princes and i was just like “wtf is this dude on about” lmao
"Peter Pan is a terrifying psychopath"
Me, allowing the book "Lost Boy" by Christina Henry to live rent free in my head: Dude you don't even know the half of it
Yes, thank you. Everyone is talking about Once Upon a Time and I started to think I was the only one who read Lost Boy. This book was absolutely terrifying
@@Sunshine-zv2ko I remember being absolutely terrified the entire time I was reading it! Truly a masterpiece and it just leaves me with this eerie, unsettling feeling every time anyone mentions Peter Pan.
Sometimes I like to imagine Peter Pan as a mosquito: tiny, can fly, and hella deadly 🗿
No wonder I had a crush on Peter Pan when I was a little kid… I always seem to go for the psychopaths.
Not your fault. They ARE charming.
lmao same
Man heard "smash or pass" and took it literally I'm dead lmao
Ever since I seen him duel with that little knife 🔪 I knew not to fuc wit da pan
Just a gentle notice for those who haven't seen part 2. Koreanbeef is an expert martial artist. Just putting it out there, because I'm seeing a few comments from people who clearly have no idea what he's capable of.
we're sleeping on kusco's power though
@@L0rdOfThePies everyone gangsta till kusco call in his bodyguard
And llamas can kill wolves, and wolves kill martial artists, so by transitive property...
In a universe of cartoon characters that's bottom tier shit. In this episode he is right though...unless he is facing Lama Kusco.
Kingdom Hearts had the right idea when they said to put Peter Pan in his place
Not to mention peter’s shadow regularly runs away from him and causes chaos of its own. As a wise sloth once said “no thanks, I chose life.”
Lmao Peter pan got me
I don’t even know who the second guy is but that’s accurate lol
He's the prince from snow white
@@devorahcohen866 I never realised how much it looks like the just put Snow White onto faceapp and switched gender to “man”, didn’t even bother to change the colours on the outfit lmao
@@grayskindablue I mean it was Disney's first film
I think he's from Snow White
@@grayskindablue its rotoscoped so..
"Only thing stopping me from breaking him like a twix bar is his girlfriend." 🤣
Literally the only thing that stopped Kida from gutting a man was a well placed shot
Peter Pan is terrifying, especially when Tink illuminates his face in the dark
Lmao I never thought of Peter Pan this way my mind will never be the same
Okay but Peter Pan is terrifying 😭
He fed his enemies hand to a crocodile giving him crocodile and clock ptsd , and then taunts him the rest of his life
Yeah no that not true
We see in Tinkerbell and the pirate fairy (I'm not really sure what's the movie titles exactly) how captain hook and his pirates arrived to the Neverland and how he lost his hand to the crocodile but peter pan is definitely trying to feed his enemy to a crocodile that he's already traumatized of
@@magicturtel im talking only about the book
I’m scared of my friend her comfort character is Peter Pan 😀
Honestly Prince Florian and Caillou's dad should go eat unsalted saltines on the swing set together and say ‘oh goodness!’.
Don't forget Peter Pan's shadow is sentient. So dark rooms are an endless threat along with regular Peter Pan.
Kuzco is the type if guy to pull the "c'mon I'm just a little guy, and it's my birthday, I'm a little birthday boy c'mon"
"Snapping him like a twix"
Mm. Okay, the thing about Kuzco... You just said you wouldn't snap Milo like a twig because of his girlfriend, but you're not worried about Kuzco's 3D printed guards 😉 ?
Wait. how do I know his name is Milo? I haven't seen that movie in years nor watched the whole thing.
Pop-cultural osmosis?
Peter Pan also *canonically* cut off captain hook’s hand and fed it to an alligator and then fed that alligator a clock so that hook would always know when the gator was around.
"The only thing stopping me from snapping this man like a twix bar is is girlfriend."
HDHDIFHDIDHF TRUE
You'd be surprise how strong a grip nerds like Milo actually got.
He managed not to fall off the blimp or kidas box in the volcano so I believe it
"what are the thoughts going through his head"
Him:why the f**k am I wearing lipstick💀
He was playing around with his mother's makeup, I imagine
Probably prancing around in her heels earlier, too
Also the reason Peter cut off Captain Hook's hand was literally because he thought it was a fun prank.
In the original Peter Pan he literally murders for fun. Even his own "friends"
"The only thing stopping me from snapping this dude like a twix bar is his girlfriend"
I mean. Hes got a fair fucking point. I wouldn't want a war with atlantis either.
Imagine you swimmimg on the beach and full on shark warriros show up. Fuck that
Suggestions for the next one:
Beast, from The Beauty and The Beast
Li Shang from Mulan
Simba from Lion King
*Kuzco who is an emperor and literally have an entire army* : -_-
Aurora’s Prince Charming is the embodiment of the Jack Whitehall quote:
“Go on Monty, he’s dishonoured you!”
Aurora's Prince Charming is Prince Philip, he was in part 1 of these videos
Peter pan is truly the stuff of nightmares. He's definitely one of the most dangerous Disney characters.
What about princess?
Merida, mulan, tiana, and moana automatically win. The others have an army of animals on their side
Peter Pan seems like the type to fight dirty. I bet he bites.
I don't know why but I just expect the word Twix to come out of his mouth and it fits so perfectly
This guy: *gives a solid reason to never engage in an altercation with Peter Pan
Captain Hook: That sign won't stop me because I can't read!
I feel like all of these were absolutely valid. ESPECIALLY Peter Pan.
Cuzco will most certainly talk me out of a fight, he's just such a groovy man
Princess Kida(From the animated movie Atlantis) was an embodiment of thickness and the first moment i had an "interest" towards an animated character.
I love the Milo part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣a ✨twix bar✨
Kuzco is a princess, he doesn't count. He has magic hair, "magic" hands, animals talk to him, has been "poisoned, kidnapped, has all his problems solved when a big strong man showed up. He's a princess. 😂
Idk why but i find it fucking hilarious how Peter Pan regularly bullies pirates
Peter Pan is an eldritch monster and you can’t convince me otherwise
Peter pan's actor be like: EhHheh THATS RIGHT FEAR MEEEE HAHAHAHAHEHRHHRHRHR
My childhood passed with peter pan but man, this guy has a point.
"Keep him away from me!"
My favorite line😂
Even if you could beat up Peter Pan you better be ready to take on his shadow too
Peter pan is the more terrifying than death itself-
Prince charming be off in lala land 🤣
Have you read the book “Darling”, Pan is a true psychopath in that book, it’s fun though
“‘He may be canonically a 14 year old boy, but he is a psychopath,’ you just said the exact same thing” -A 14 year old boy
“Peter pan may be canonically like a 14 year old boy, but he is a terrifying psychopath”
Aren’t all teenagers tho lol?
Literally the most accurate description of Peter Pan EVER! HE IS HORRIFYING!!!!!
Peter Pan also steals kids from their beds yk
You can beat Kuzco by himself no problem, but if you don't knock him hard enough to forget about the fight or knock him dead he will take away your house and make life harder for you
NGL, I was sure you were going to say that the only thing keeping you from snapping Milo like a twig is that he's too wholesome
🎶"teenagers scare, the living shit out of me!"🎶
They could care less as long as someone will bleed 🎶
Peter Pan is the real Villian of his story
In a physical fight, beating Cusco shouldn’t be too difficult, but I don’t think he can be beat on the dancefloor! 😂😂
Believe it or not Peter Pan is Disney's grim reaper version💀
"This may canonically be like a 14 year old boy,, but Peter Pan is a terrifying psychopath."
"He regularly just like bullies pirates, he duels sabers with that tiny little knife, and he's a straight up murderer...and he can fly...keep him away from."
Lmao okay you make some good points.