After hearing about the ice storm throughout Texas, I knew Schlatt was just having a ball especially considering how much he loved the last winter storm! C'mon mother nature, give Schlatt more winter storms, he LOVES them!
Locusts are a short-horned species of grasshopper, usually found in various regions of Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. So there's a good reason why Ted and Schlatt have not seen locusts before.
locusts are present on all continents except for antarctica! they comprise several different species of grasshopper, all characterized by swarming behavior that is only activated under the correct environmental conditions. typically, drought conditions activate a part of their brain that kicks serotonin production into overtime. they fuck a lot, have a lot of babies, and raze fields of crops. they are more common around farming areas. that’s probably why neither ted nor schlatt has much personal experience with them
Fun fact: there used to be a locust in North America called the Rocky Mountain locust but it went extinct in 1902 Edit: There are some in Mexico, my bad
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The Texas Nightmare was one of my favorite early Chuckle Sandwich episodes, so I'm glad to see a similar topic! I would have loved to see Its_Jawsh's thoughts on this one, though!
If I had a nickel for every time JSchlatt complained on a podcast about getting caught without power in a snowstorm after moving from NYC to Texas, I'd have two nickels! Which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
i've never loved tucker more than when i heard the ending to this episode of the pod. he is slowly becoming a third member of chuckle sandwich and honestly i'm here for it
perfect podcast to listen to while reminiscing how i was in texas during the great apocalypse when the titans emerged from the center of the earth and started ripping buildings from the ground like blades of dry grass as i watched metal turn to melt and the sand of the desert turn to glass
Just a fun fact from an entomologist! The US does not have locusts anymore because we plowed under all of our prairies and turned them into fields for crops. We have a "Carolina locust" which isnt actually a locust, its just a grasshopper. So, you'll thankfully never have to deal with giant swarms of them 👍
When the first freeze came through, my family and I were at Disney World. We were resort hoping and got news that the pipes in our laundry room burst, flooding the entire laundry room and kitchen :D This recent one, I had to go to an outdoor barn everyday to take care of livestock I was raising for a program called FFA. Got to the barn one morning and the lambs water buckets were frozen solid. A water bottle I had left in a toolbox also did that cool insta freeze thing the second I shook the water. It looked pretty cool lol
I like this podcast because I can zone out for 30 seconds and not understand what's happening when I come back but it doesn't matter at all because I hardly understand what's happening to begin with.
In our agriculture class last year, we went up to a farm every week and worked with steers. Unit was the name of my group's steer, he was 527kg (the biggest steer there) and he was so docile. One of my friends got into the yard with him and pulled him around with a rope.
i finished the podcast and accidentally hit replay as i was zoned out but these conversations are so intriguing that i caught myself watching the entire podcast again 30 minutes in
I actually did grow up in a coastal area where people would get stuck in quicksand every now and then, and also there was clay that you could get stuck in. One time my brother lost one of his wellies when we had to pull him out
Ted's story about the bartender is so heartwarming to me. As a server I had a lot of regulars. I knew their life stories, I saw them during all kinds of special events. When I left, I was sad because I knew I'd miss my regular customers. It's good to know the para-social relationship does go both ways sometimes
I still remember the first time I got Minecraft. I was just enamored by digging tunnels in the dirt and watching how water would flow through them. I was like a kid making sandcastles and moats on a beach. 😂
In France, there is a way to die from quicksand: around a place called the Saint-Michel Mont, there are a lot of quicksand when the tide is low as it is close to the sea. It is often necessary to rescue tourists that deviated from the indicated path and ended up stucked in quicksand because they can stay blocked when the tide rises and they can drown that way.
The reason "people who have nothing have everything" is exactly what Ted said: They might need it. How many times have you thrown something out and thought "I'll probably never use it again, but if I do I can just get another one because they're not that expensive"? "Not that expensive" is relative and always outside some people's budget. As to where they're getting it, you'd be amazed at the perfectly cromulent things that get throw out just because the previous owner was cleaning house or remodeling or because they were on fire or smelled of cat pee or because the guy who stole them off a building site tossed them in some bushes when he heard sirens.
i was caught OFF GUARD by the end there holy shit. i had something i was going to comment after the video ended but that line just obliterated my entire psyche and all my thoughts are gone now. i feel like i witnessed the birth of a new god
The man who, has repeatedly joked about the Queen's death for a bit for god knows how long, joked about making bomb threats to the white house and is generally a little bit unhinged, draws the line with joking about drink driving... Im all for it
i feel like something i was prepared to deal with growing up were bullies, but more like the ones in shows that stuffed you in a locker, gave you swirlies, etc
im from upstate new york and that whole description is painfully accurate. dont forget about the textbook redneck who lives in a one bedroom apartment in the middle of downtown syracuse
Yo Ted brought back flashbacks of staring at the news hoping for a snow day in Massachusetts and they never close the school 😂😭 I had to walk in that shit 😂
You just know your life has run out of meaning when the itch in your brain that needs to be able to fall asleep is only scratched by weed and the background audio of Schlatt hating the world
There is a song by David Merrick called "Quicksand" that literally talks about all the things they in life that movies and tv warned us about but lied about all of it
Here in Houston we were paranoid that the same thing was going to happen; power out, frozen pipes, no fucking internet like two years ago. So stores were out of basic supplies like water, canned food and such. But nothing ended up happening. Just like those bugs you were talking about.
There is a minecraft glitch right now on xbox. Just like the one he talked about but for xp. If you have a stack of food in your cursor. And you click the extra cooked food. It will give you xp every time you click it.
If you’re in Texas, and you don’t want your pipes to burst when it freezes, make sure all of your pipes are running. Just make sure your sinks are dripping. If there is running water in your pipes, they’re much less likely to freeze. My pipes haven’t frozen in several years. They didn’t even freeze two years ago, and my area in Texas got it even worse than most. I didn’t have power all week.
Someone should tell schlatt to keep his sinks dripping so the pipes don't burst, and stock up on non perishable foods like rice. Rice will last you a long time. (As long as you have water and power.)
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that ending just took me from a tucker fan to a tucker lover
Some tender tucker lovin
He has many lovers
I am the tucker hater club CEO
Average tucker fan vs average Tucker enjoyer
Top teir Tucker tomfoolery
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while strangling tucker haters
I have a strong feeling Tucker has control over pined comments
Edit:
(I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to get you unpinned, I think Tucker's just butt hurt)
@@dreamman5588 idk man you kind of sound a bit like a tucker hater and we just can’t have that. I’ll be at your location soon
*BASED*
W take
god bless america.
Tucker's voice acting was far and away one of the funniest moments in the history of the podcast
I was playing clash and i fucking died cos of that😂😂😂
After hearing about the ice storm throughout Texas, I knew Schlatt was just having a ball especially considering how much he loved the last winter storm! C'mon mother nature, give Schlatt more winter storms, he LOVES them!
He always has a Christmas tree in the background for two reasons: his Catholic faith and his love of winter.
be careful what you wish for
Jschlatt the type of guy to freeze and be like "Shiver me Timber it's cold in here"
Schlatts the type of guy to chatter his teeth like a cartoon every time he shivers
Jschlatt the type of guy to say "aw dagnabbit" when he stubs his toe
Schlatt the type of guy to say "aw shucks" when he's caught for the multiple crimes he committed in 1999
Schatt the type a guy to slap his knee and holler “HEWWWEEEE” when he hears a joke
You are confusing “schlatt” with drake I think
The idea of Ted peer pressuring people as a barbershop quartet is just amazing
So Ted quite literally peer pressured Tucker at the end there. A lot more common than you'd think
Whoops
not as common as locust swarms
@@TedNivison wow ted, is this the example you want to be for the next generation? Be better.
Locusts are a short-horned species of grasshopper, usually found in various regions of Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. So there's a good reason why Ted and Schlatt have not seen locusts before.
locusts are present on all continents except for antarctica! they comprise several different species of grasshopper, all characterized by swarming behavior that is only activated under the correct environmental conditions. typically, drought conditions activate a part of their brain that kicks serotonin production into overtime. they fuck a lot, have a lot of babies, and raze fields of crops.
they are more common around farming areas. that’s probably why neither ted nor schlatt has much personal experience with them
Fun fact: there used to be a locust in North America called the Rocky Mountain locust but it went extinct in 1902
Edit: There are some in Mexico, my bad
@connormcgee4711 there are also some scattered in Mexico
I think I've only seen about 4 locusts through out my 27 years in cali. Things are huge
LMAOO
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to Schlatt's Texas Nightmare II - Chuckle Sandwich EP 74
it is.
arguably the best podcast for that purpose
@@nessle420 agreed
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Schlatt doesn't need peer pressure to do heinous acts, he just does them himself
He just needs to see a family of 5
@@alzorion6208what family of five?
@@ry1023.3 exactly. no more.
Just like what he did back in '99
Schlatt tells stories like my 60 year old grandfather. It’s just the tone of his warbling, elderly voice
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating a fresh panini
No it's not, they frequently say gross things which makes it VERY difficult to eat a fresh panini!
LMAOO😂
Fresh paint*
Or a fresh dominos pizza
Hey panini
The Texas Nightmare was one of my favorite early Chuckle Sandwich episodes, so I'm glad to see a similar topic! I would have loved to see Its_Jawsh's thoughts on this one, though!
u jus like me fr fr
ted grow a beard you would look great
@@lukaskirkegaard28 He wont see this reply to a random comment.
@@slash_no_info a man can dream
@@lukaskirkegaard28 I appreciate the enthusiasm
Every new episode is like a christmas gift
Because it's it's rare
ted grow a beard you would look great
That's why schlatt still has his Christmas tree up in February
That story about the guy at Universal was so damn wholesome.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while freezing to death!!
ted grow a beard you would look great
If I had a nickel for every time JSchlatt complained on a podcast about getting caught without power in a snowstorm after moving from NYC to Texas, I'd have two nickels!
Which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
this is my favorite podcast to watch while reupholstering my grandma’s sofa (i do not know the topic of the episode yet)
i've never loved tucker more than when i heard the ending to this episode of the pod. he is slowly becoming a third member of chuckle sandwich and honestly i'm here for it
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whenever I’m being consumed by my crippling loneliness
I'll be tucking the haters into bed for this episode.because we have a certified TUCKER BANGER
anyone mentioned how pleasing schlatts bg is, like the colors on the blanket matching his characters colors is 👌
Nicholas is the type of NPC you jump and crouch around before interacting with out of excitement of seeing him
As soon as I heard about the second ice age in Texas I knew they would make another podcast about it 😂
waiting on a new episode is just like waiting for my dad to come back
Oof
except the episodes actually come back
@@bananaraptor7747 was about to say the same sentence lol
Well unlike this episode, he's not coming back
so he does every week
As a Austinite who has been through EVERY SINGLE ONE of the winter storms, I can confirm that they are GREAT!
Aw yes, can confirm as a Houstonian, they are just AMAZING! My favorite past time is dealing with burst pipes! :D
As dfwen as a dfwine i second this
perfect podcast to listen to while reminiscing how i was in texas during the great apocalypse when the titans emerged from the center of the earth and started ripping buildings from the ground like blades of dry grass as i watched metal turn to melt and the sand of the desert turn to glass
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while enjoying my warm home in my bed in Texas
Likewise
Likewise
Likewise
If tucker delivered that line right before Ted bashed my head in with a baseball bat, I would die a happy man
Just a fun fact from an entomologist! The US does not have locusts anymore because we plowed under all of our prairies and turned them into fields for crops. We have a "Carolina locust" which isnt actually a locust, its just a grasshopper. So, you'll thankfully never have to deal with giant swarms of them 👍
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making ramps to prepare..
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while my kneecaps heal, thanks Ted Nivison.
That ending... dude, why was that actually so good?
this is the best podcast to listening to while eating cashews and waiting for the bus
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
@@finleyjohnson4193 i did not thank you mr finley johnson 4193 for giving me facts about my favorite nut
cashews are goated
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Listening to Schlatt get mad at an average 30 degree temperature as a North Dakotan is just a different experience.
Oh look I found another North Dakotan in the wild! 30 degree weather last week was indeed very nice and melted some of our 4-6 feet of snow
As a South Dakotan, yes. But we hate you guys-
When the first freeze came through, my family and I were at Disney World. We were resort hoping and got news that the pipes in our laundry room burst, flooding the entire laundry room and kitchen :D
This recent one, I had to go to an outdoor barn everyday to take care of livestock I was raising for a program called FFA. Got to the barn one morning and the lambs water buckets were frozen solid. A water bottle I had left in a toolbox also did that cool insta freeze thing the second I shook the water. It looked pretty cool lol
I like this podcast because I can zone out for 30 seconds and not understand what's happening when I come back but it doesn't matter at all because I hardly understand what's happening to begin with.
A sequel to one of the best chuckle sandwich episodes
Chuckle sandwich has become a driving part of my week. One of the few things you're sure too lookward to.
Schlatt- “They’ll block out the sun with their swarms!”
Me- “Then we will farm in the shade”
In our agriculture class last year, we went up to a farm every week and worked with steers. Unit was the name of my group's steer, he was 527kg (the biggest steer there) and he was so docile. One of my friends got into the yard with him and pulled him around with a rope.
i finished the podcast and accidentally hit replay as i was zoned out but these conversations are so intriguing that i caught myself watching the entire podcast again 30 minutes in
Schlatts gonna want to come back to NYC at this point cause it legitimately hasn't snowed here since last winter
This is my favorite podcast to watch while jubbing
I actually did grow up in a coastal area where people would get stuck in quicksand every now and then, and also there was clay that you could get stuck in. One time my brother lost one of his wellies when we had to pull him out
god i wish i had this episode to listen to during the buffalo christmas blizzard of 2022 when big weather was happening
Ted's story about the bartender is so heartwarming to me. As a server I had a lot of regulars. I knew their life stories, I saw them during all kinds of special events. When I left, I was sad because I knew I'd miss my regular customers. It's good to know the para-social relationship does go both ways sometimes
Cant believe they got the Tribute To Minecraft guy on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast! Thanks for supporting small, tiny, miniature minecraft youtubers !
Really enjoying how tucker is included more and more
Episode 74: Ted and Schlatt discover the impoverished rural aesthetic
Damn tucker really delivered that line like a pro lmfao
After 10 seconds into the potcast I know this one is going to be good
This is the exact podcast to listen to while falling asleep listening to it and waking up the next day and its still playing in spotify
ted grow a beard you would look great
This is the perfect podcast to wait 1 month for
I love how Tucker is just an honorary member, I'd love for him to chime in more in conversations.
As someone who lives in Austin and experienced the ice storm first hand, I was just waiting to hear Schlatt talk about it XD
I still remember the first time I got Minecraft. I was just enamored by digging tunnels in the dirt and watching how water would flow through them. I was like a kid making sandcastles and moats on a beach. 😂
In France, there is a way to die from quicksand: around a place called the Saint-Michel Mont, there are a lot of quicksand when the tide is low as it is close to the sea. It is often necessary to rescue tourists that deviated from the indicated path and ended up stucked in quicksand because they can stay blocked when the tide rises and they can drown that way.
the jumpscare of schlatt mentioning lake effect snow in buffalo ny as i look out the window at the snowfall sitting in my room in buffalo ny
10:33 schlatt quoting scripture had me dead lol
This is the perfect podcast to listen to and wonder what that tapping sound is
The fact that Ted came to tears after Schlat said the line was perfect
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while assembling a stolen gaming chair from Walmart
Glad to see Schlatt survived another Texapocalypse
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while the voices echo around me telling me to do horrible things
as someone who lives in Syracuse NY hearing you talk about it is hysterical
The reason "people who have nothing have everything" is exactly what Ted said: They might need it.
How many times have you thrown something out and thought "I'll probably never use it again, but if I do I can just get another one because they're not that expensive"? "Not that expensive" is relative and always outside some people's budget.
As to where they're getting it, you'd be amazed at the perfectly cromulent things that get throw out just because the previous owner was cleaning house or remodeling or because they were on fire or smelled of cat pee or because the guy who stole them off a building site tossed them in some bushes when he heard sirens.
i was caught OFF GUARD by the end there holy shit. i had something i was going to comment after the video ended but that line just obliterated my entire psyche and all my thoughts are gone now. i feel like i witnessed the birth of a new god
The man who, has repeatedly joked about the Queen's death for a bit for god knows how long, joked about making bomb threats to the white house and is generally a little bit unhinged, draws the line with joking about drink driving... Im all for it
As someone who also lives in Austin, I was anticipating the second installment of Schlatt’s Texas Nightmare
i feel like something i was prepared to deal with growing up were bullies, but more like the ones in shows that stuffed you in a locker, gave you swirlies, etc
fr bullying is way more insidious than it’s portrayed in media
That is the best build-up to an outro ever.
Best part of Texas freezing over is waiting for the bus in the 38⁰ rain without a cover for your head.
This is the perfect podcast to be caught in public to
im from upstate new york and that whole description is painfully accurate. dont forget about the textbook redneck who lives in a one bedroom apartment in the middle of downtown syracuse
In just one sentence from tucker hater to lover. A true enemies to lovers story, keep it up chuckle-dee and chuckle-dum!
Weird that you guys are having a buncha snow and ice in Texas.
In the northeast we’re like basically experiencing springtime already.
Yo Ted brought back flashbacks of staring at the news hoping for a snow day in Massachusetts and they never close the school 😂😭 I had to walk in that shit 😂
You just know your life has run out of meaning when the itch in your brain that needs to be able to fall asleep is only scratched by weed and the background audio of Schlatt hating the world
“Snow, in the desert- how’s that possible?”
Colorado: *sweats*
That Nicholas rant was good
So random, detailed, and real-feeling loll
Starting off with talking about how they've never been peer pressured and ending with peer pressuring Tucker into VAing a shitpost. Amazing.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while knitting hats and waiting for another rammie to come in my mail
There is a song by David Merrick called "Quicksand" that literally talks about all the things they in life that movies and tv warned us about but lied about all of it
this is the perfect podcast to listen while you listen a podcast!
Here in Houston we were paranoid that the same thing was going to happen; power out, frozen pipes, no fucking internet like two years ago. So stores were out of basic supplies like water, canned food and such. But nothing ended up happening. Just like those bugs you were talking about.
ted grow a beard you would look great
I love castle crashers and battle block theater. My brother and I used to play both of this constantly in our teens
Representing Upstate New York. We will be heard and we will be remembered
Ted observing the confusion on Tuckers face implies the existence of a Tucker cam they are keeping from us
There is a minecraft glitch right now on xbox. Just like the one he talked about but for xp. If you have a stack of food in your cursor. And you click the extra cooked food. It will give you xp every time you click it.
When Tucker was trying out voice acting he sounded like Condificition.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to on my birthday
Happy birthday
@@fairyhestia87 hey thanks :)
If you’re in Texas, and you don’t want your pipes to burst when it freezes, make sure all of your pipes are running. Just make sure your sinks are dripping. If there is running water in your pipes, they’re much less likely to freeze. My pipes haven’t frozen in several years. They didn’t even freeze two years ago, and my area in Texas got it even worse than most. I didn’t have power all week.
this is the best podcast to listen to when you forget you’re streaming and playing a game and you forgot you were sitting here and where you are
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i live in that area of New York. You get railroad towns, medieval-ish villages, a couple lakes, some hills and people who think they're southern
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while booking plane tickets to Los Angeles
Why would you ever do that to yourself
why would you do that
LA is how you die.
Someone should tell schlatt to keep his sinks dripping so the pipes don't burst, and stock up on non perishable foods like rice. Rice will last you a long time. (As long as you have water and power.)
I feel like Tucker is getting more and more talking time and I'm all for it.
Ted made pivot stick figure animations in his free time there’s no shot He was a cool kid in high school.
The long awaited sequel