Space Station 13: Checkers the Xeno-hybrid monstrosity
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- The Tex Broke Ass Fund - BPL PATREON - / bpltex
Space Station 13 is a glorious multiplayer rogue like set in a background of paranoia and terror. There has never quite been any game that encompasses the madness, mayhem, murder, chaos, and insanity that exists in any given round of Space Station 13. In a world where a lowly janitor can reign supreme, or the captain can outlaw mimes, Space station 13 sets itself apart. Get ready to be robusted.
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I was Larva 711, than the runner. Who prayed for the admins to spare your life. It was a bloody weird round. Than I died giving you up to the marines. What a way to go out.
awesome chain of events, very enjoyable!
You started this great round hahaha.
bth this hads that cute and sad moment as i just got to your death
R4r
bless you
This was a great watch. Some really stellar RP on your part, and the admin interaction was so fun.
I don't think I've watched any other 3 hour video on youtube before, but this one was well worth it.
you're half xeno and half human, does that make you a Checkersboard
oof
This is the best thing....ever
ADMIN MAGIC!
Wow best round of that mode over
RIP CHECKERS
Unga
"This'll be a short round"
Turns out to be one of the best rounds ever recorded.
Had me glued to my screen for 3 hours Mr. Tex. Even had all the drama and plot twists needed for a good movie. Gotta also give credit to the admins for this one. Great work.
they certainly have fun on CM.
They should add Xeno-Hybrids to the game at a low chance event
Human species is much more gruelsome than xenomoprhs, giving a cigarette without lighter. Thats just brutal.
The part where you and a few xenos confronted the CO in front of his room was really movie-esque. Good job lasting till the end with all that crazy shit happening.
sometimes good stuff happens. Mostly not
33:13
Randolph P. Checkers: "Shaaaake?"
Gordon Kratzer starts shaking uncontrollably!
Man, I died :D
The aliens were all so accommodating. Clearly you chose the right side.
Quite true
human researches incarcerating the new anomaly that has actual thoughts and emotions and isn’t just a cool rock
vs
friendly and accepting xenos
Tex, I cannot believe you got out of MULTIPLE ALIENS CHASING YOU!
I live the 3rd shift life so I'm usually playing during lowpop, but still... I have never seen that many aliens chase down one survivor, especially that early in the round!
Sometimes as an admin you just gotta interfere with the natural events of things
Keeps it interesting
I finally lost it at 58:15 when you started dropping alien weeds. Those admins were great.
...I was seriously just going to put you on as background noise while I went to bed. Cue hearing you talk about trying to make friends with the aliens. I got up to see if they'd interact with you at all. Cue three hours later, and what a wild ride that was. Xeno Prophet. I dunno where they got that idea, but it was awesome. I wondered if maybe the Admins were going to let you infect the ship and then you got ejected.
It was seriously sad when you were telling the Xenos to let you die and they were your family. Even more sad when they expended so much effort just to try to SAVE you. Most of them even dying while trying to do so.
It was an amazing ride. Probably the best round I've ever seen you play. Where the silliness just kind of played into the whole round and wasn't this broken piece of the serious round. It was really fantastic, Tex.
Sometimes, everyone's roleplay just comes together like that. Everyone just takes the strange-ness and rolls with it.
Its how you got to play the game. Work with that you got, and see what happens next.
@@theblackpantslegion *clicks on video, sees it's three friggin hours long.* Whoa wait, what ... as if I'm gonna sit through that! *three hours later* Welp, that was one hell of a ride .. Well played! Literally!! 👏🏼
The admins were obviously having as much fun as tex lmao
Sad that they made him ditch the ID.
That was Hilarious, also the admins in this servers are really committed and good. It just gives a positive vibe.
what server?
@@yuripantyhose4973 Colonial Marines. Based on the Aliens universe. It's very PVP based if you want to practice being robust.
I miss the days when the admins would actually interact with the playerbase like this
I miss the days COs wouldn't shoot random marines in the head for throwing a flare at them
This comment has aged like rancid milk.
Command Anouncement: "So...Checkers is comming to get us and murder the CL."
Irene Rockfelt: "I dare Checkers to."
Emergency Speakers: "Dropship on collision course! Crash imminent!"
There are way too many good parts in this round but this one was a real "Oh fuuuuck." moment.
"I warned you! I WARNED YOU! *KABOOM*"
This could be turned into a 3 part Mini-series on Sci-Fi, so much character development. Between you and the Xenos, Splitting ties with W-Y and then the ending. It was a full story jesus, I'd turn it into a book. if'n I could write good.
thank you kindly!
I love you you basically went from a fool survivor to a xenos prophet. What a wild ride.
Man this video gives me hope for future admin-interactions. I had two "conversations" with admins up until now. One was a guy answering a question about an in-game mechanic, the other was a fucking prison-style interrogation after a misunderstanding and a newbie mistake on my part, both IC and OOC.
Nice to see that there is no Stanford-prison type relationship between admins and players on every server.
not on every server. Just on some.
Alien cuddles.
Pats alien.
Alien spews acid.
your *groin* hurts badly.
friendship turns to procreation.
better than expected dot jpeg
This reminds me of this one game where a bunch of survivors were worshipping the xenos, and the xenos used them to help barricade certain areas and kill or capture the marines, and they tried to convert and/or infect other survivors.I watched a bunch of cultists gather around these 2 hosts they dragged in and talk to them, and one of them blew her brains out.It was fun, and we called them "bluepawns" because all the cultists wore blue and some xenos still killed a few despite us telling them not to
2:58:56
That Elite Boiler shouting to that human *"You! Help!"* and later them Xenos smacking him dark back alley style was the most hilarious shit.
This was glorious!
When I heard that off-screen *SMACK!* sound I lost my shit
I'll to watch again and see I can't catch that.
This is a masterpiece!
Tex kept his cool though out all the madness.
10/10 more dramatic and comical than most Hollywood movies of today.
Thank you!
welcome, sir
This needs to be like an event, like a christmas thing, where all the aliens and humans get along -until that one chucklefuck pisses someone off and the aliens rip everyone apart- .
Tex goes from terrified colonist too derpy kerrigan.
My thoughts exactly.
I feel like this is what Aliens Covenants should of been instead of what we got. Seriously I would happily sit through three hours of this again of the amazing stuff you and the SS13 community do.
None of this would have happened if they just gave him his coffee, smokes, and a lighter when he asked them to
Sometimes war is hell
Why don't they have survivors play as the chestbursters that kill them? Would it really be that hard to program?
it would be nice, eh?
Glorious Mr. Checkers. Simply Glorious.A shame you couldn't give the commander his Mateba back. I'm sure he would have appreciated the sentiment, and made his final moments with you all the more.....memorable.
You could try mating with queen , you know for servivel.
They should actually incorporate the Hybrid thing into the server for the admins to reward good or funny players to spice up rounds. Actually integrate it as a feature, to prevent huggers and help aliens avoid friendly fire by highlighting you as friendly like they do with freedom and loyalty implants.
This must be my favorite round of Space Station 13 you ever played. From low alien breeding ground to beloved hybrid jesus
Man, this sci-fi remake of Dances With Wolves is really neat.
aint it just?
I caught Randolph as the Queen a couple days ago. He was part of Alpha and they were attacking Lambda. I went in for a screech and backed the fuck out after I missed a buncha people and they started blasting me. Crushers and ravagers dived in to cover me and I dragged him back with me before I realized who I caught and said hello.
Well, if there's one thing I learnt today, it's to never underestimate the power of friendship.
That was pretty unreal and a very enjoyable 3 hours, and it's likely something that one might never see again. Bravo Tex. that was utterly beautiful
a rare episode indeed.
8:55 Could'nt have been more wrong.
you never can tell
"You know you play too much Cm when you can sing this" hahaha true
Great video by the way. Really enjoy your narration!
funny thing is that Song is from Starship Troopers 3.......
Wow. That was, without a doubt, the best episode of Spess I've ever seen. An emotional rollercoaster, an action packed masterpiece. It makes me want to redownload BYOND. Damn fine round, Blackpants, damn fine.
this was absolutely beautiful, also i swear despite Starship troopers 3 being a shit movie the song was at least decent.
thanks
Truely one of the best rounds of Colonial Marines I've ever seen, it was truely cinematic worthy of an Alien's spinoff.
It's madness is what it is
"i found them very fun to use"
I'm not sure that orphanage you slaughtered had the same opinion...
shhhhhhhhhhh
What a round to have missed. That was an awesome watch.
This was the most amazing SS13-related content I've ever seen. Great job at keeping it interesting.
thanks kindly
I am sitting here at one am crying over a 2d space man game checkers you. Have talent I don't know if you can really teach it to some one but I would love for you to try
Learn by watching and doing.
My absolute favorite line. "What are you going to do shoot me? You already did."
Slowly getting through the backlog, loving every moment
RE; Beretta's checkered history with the 92 series, theres a declassified report floating around the archives of the net from the first trials with the first production batches that the SEAL teams received to test, its just page after page of "Date X/Y/Z, Gun #X, slide cracked in half, hit operator in face, broken cheekbone injury" and other failures, the first batch and a half had seriously bad metallurgy which was cracking and shattering less than a thousand rounds in on the guns with standard 124gn Nato spec Ball 9mm, and significantly less with the +P subgun rounds they liked to use, that Beretta said the gun could handle, hence why NSWC Crane researched a bunch of fixes including the completely enclosed 'Dolphin' slides.
Anything made from the early-mid 90's and onwards are well built quality gats, before that, it was hit or miss with the rate they were producing them, didn't have the time to test the steel and heat treat during QC before they left the factory.
Interesting finding that. Thanks for sharing.
Very much so a necro post I suppose.. Not even sure if anyone would ever check this, but I'd always wanted to play Space Station 13. It just has such a rough start to things.. and it seems like no one is very willing to suffer a newb to the game. Not to mention that when you start, you're essentially going to remain a newb for quite some time, because it takes SO MUCH to learn even a little about each of the roles you can do in a game
My first round ever I was met with someone who at first came off as nice, but very quickly got upset with me and started looking for a reason to leave me on my own.. I then also got yelled at by an admin for correcting a spelling error in what I had to say.. and also got in trouble because my mouse apparently did something odd and was clicking really fast at times, due to the contact points being rather rough, and I got accused of using a speed clicker...
Tried playing on several different stations and just always felt like no one wanted to help me learn anything
the Beretta as it stands now is fine, the problem was the first batch's barrels were stress tested for much lower pressures than the Military was putting on them, because they put ++P ammo in it or something. point is, Ammo was loaded really hot and shortened the life span of the barrels which lead to failures. hence the reputation. the military fixed this by, making the barrels stronger or something.
Sad and hilarious almost like sheakpere.
ss13 has those beautiful moments
There is not much *surviving* for the *survivor*.
I guess survivors are for Xeno players that want to play human for few minutes.
The drama! Loved "Stiffy's" exit.
Drama and Glory!
maybe I'm just High, but everything got REALLY hilarious after the 37min mark.
Survivor is one my favorite CM roles, It's one of the most freeing but it's at the cost of being alone, unfortunately your survival depends on a lot of luck even if you hide in a locker for 20-40 minutes.
The problem with the survivor role is that you are given so little power it's up to other players to decide on whether or not you will live or die
(the result is usually death for you, in the most boring un-fun way possible).
There is still a lot of potential in the role, for example, the most fun i'v ever had in CM are the rounds when I somehow befriend the queen/aliens and sabotage the marines.
better than alien resurrection thats for damn sure.
you should have called them xenophobic
Damn, laid low by someone you brought up. A shame.
Gotta appreciate any benny hill chase sequence.
That movie wasn't all bad. I wounder if it could be edited to not suck. #ReasonsToGetPrimere
i really enjoyed this one. bravo admin, bravo tex for you excellent RP.
0:26 *salutes proudly his back straight* TROOPERS. TO ACTION! FOR CARGONIA
This was a magical adventure, I thank you and your chocolaty voice for existing.
This type of shit should be hosted more often
A sickness that slowly turns you into a Xenomorph dispenser that also dispenses poisonous gas in a small area
yeah, it was a custom event
This turns into some bloody Heart of Darkness stuff here Tex. Good work man.
The admins must love you, Tex! One of the best rounds I've watched!!!
Alt title: "Checkers' Mind". Kinda has the same vibe with constant complaining(with varying levels of wit) about quality of life, surroundings, situation, and about not getting a thing he could really use right about now. Pretty much the only differences are that he's in a more bizarre situation, enjoys a way bigger amount of Administratum-issued Plot Armor to allow it, and unlike HL protags he's quite vocal, allowing the situation to get even more bizarre.
This is ... one of the best comments i have seen.
SOMEONE GET THIS XENOMORPH A LIGHT ALREADY
I just love they idea of you being a walking, talking, smoking, corpus in a dark room who's slowing going mad, creepy and sinister.
When the Marines where falling back and W-Y was talking in chat trying to "rescue" you, You totally should have lead them into an ambush. "Oh yeah.... Im uh, over here. No aliens around here guys! Really! Would I lie?"
this has to be one of the best episodes of this channel. Thanks to everybody envolved. Amazing! This really made my day.
Thank you kindly
dear god this is amazing!!!
not gonna lie, that would make for a really good Aliens spinoff movie.
this is precious..
Still my favourite episode
it would end very good if they left you the xeno armor head because it protected you from facehuggers
Whats funny is hybrids are cannon in the alien universe so... This probably happened at some point in the future.
I remember watching this video years ago, and I still think about it often. Im glad i watched it again.This has to be one of the funniest videos I've seen. I'm glad you're still uploading. Thank you for being you.
This is the only unedited round of ss13 ive ever watched
all mine are unedited. I follow the old styles.
Lawl I was Runner 711 xD
lol indeed.
Without exaggeration, this was more captivating than most fiction plot i've ever read, from the beggining to the end. I think RP games like that are really the best place for creative stories and events, since they happen organically. Btw, i've just learned about this game today, but i've never been so intrigued by any other RP games, since most popular games to RP on are based on more accessible stuff, like GTAV, or Garry's Mod, It's quite bizzare seeing what looks like a game from an early 2000s, being specifically designed to roleplay, I mean the game is chat-based, It's just a bresh of fresh air after watching other RP content out there.
Information. Hands. Down.
I as the 306th commenter do here declare this episode to the hands down the most entertaining of the Buch thus far.
Ehh, the only possible problem that can be wide spread with the 92’s/M9 line, is worn out magazines, especially when they are a little worn and dirty, they like to fail then, or even move and clean and just worn too much, springs are weak when I had to qual with an M9, only one mag out of 2 worked, reliably, had to qual that way, as no other available/better available, lol, gotta love the Corps. Still got my sharpshooter, was only 3 points shy of expert. I’m not hugely great shooter, just competent. being reduced to one full mag and 3 rounds on the shit one. I’d have to reload one or two, or 3 rounds really damn fast, into the only good magazine I had, lol. They were just amazed I could load loose rounds into a mag I ejected, then reinsert and go to work again fast enough. They told me, if I met most of the requirements to barely qualify, then I’d get my badge, a marksman, as if I could meet 75% of that, with only one fully mag, having to load loose rounds at times, then I can pass with two good ones, two magazines, that are functional were required. But straight up got sharpshooter on my own, and damn my hands hurt from working that hard to make it happen. But yeah other than that, got good, and clean mags for them, they work great, shoot great, I’m not a huge fan of them, I don’t like how they feel, lol, just like Glocks, or any other double stack 9mm. Sure they function great, but I don’t like ‘em. Or how they look. I like the older guns, they have character, and are just as good, often times far better made, for better, finished better. Well made, machines. New stuff, just cranked out, for the most profit, while still working, nothing else is given attention. I need to get me a hi power, a real one, not the new blasphemy that stole its name. That’s a 9mm I can get behind and like in all ways. Or an older CZ 75, I don’t know why, but like the older ones better than newer made ones.
Praise be to the checkers! Tallhost wrangler, Bane of CorPorATE, and mother of abominations! Praise be to the Checkers long live the Checker.....
well he died as he lived
in a blaze of glory
Best 3 Hours of my life. I can die happy now!!!
Damn. _3_ _HOURS_ of SS13?
A gift from god, perhaps?
From the *prophet*
Some people actually hate the long-play. Messages I get often include "Who even watches this" and "Why not edit your videos" and "This is why you're a small channel". Amusing food for thought.
BlackPantsLegion Weird.
The longer the length of SS13, the more happiness I experience.
How cares about "small channels", as long as your doing this fun stuff and geting Positive feedback it is worth more than having many People watching and just being Assholes and bitching around. Please never stop doing you SS13 Stuff Tex. Love too Watch every singel Episode. And sorry for the bad Englisch. ^^
I have mixed feelings about it. It depends on stuff happening or if there's fluff for me.
That clip is fire.
I played a 6 hour round on SS14 reminded me of this
Okay, near the middle of this video, I'd say this is getting ridiculous XD
sometimes . . things get a little weird
Fell asleep watching this last night.. finished the rest today. This shit was hilarious.
Thanks.
"Dances With Xenos," starring Randolph P. Checkers, Esq. 🤣
Well heres a story of me as to how i killed myself early game.. i broke into science and got a bag of holding and put it in my bag slot, i wanted to give out more bags of holding and so i placed it in my bag and then it gave me a message to confirm it, i wasnt looking and then science ended up not having a department at all
Really didn’t expect to watch this all the way through tbh.
sometimes, mistakes happen and stories draw you in
It was worth staying up late.
Three fkin hours, but AWESOME!
that was awesomely entertaining.