I listened To EVERY Gabbie Hanna AUDIOBOOK
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Gabbie Hanna recently has been in a whole bunch of youtube drama recently, making videos about youtubers like Joey Graceffa, Jessi Smiles, Angelica Oles and mooooore! I thought that this would be a great time to give her nice audiobooks a good ol' listen, are Adultolescence and dandelion good books? Are they bad? or somewhere in the middle?
This video is not about Gabbie Hanna as a person, it's just about my personal experience listening to these things that she made :)
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The way that I immediately interpreted “Thank you for the thank you card” is as a statement about how we all live in a culture of validation where words are starting to lose their meaning. I think that the act of thanking somebody for a thank you card is supposed to imply some level of meaningless politeness or something. Honestly I have no idea it really does just sound like a tumblr post.
I like this one
I think that's just a quirk of language though, people in the past used to be much worse about meaningless politeness.
Poop
I think you’re right about that meaning 🤔 and this is before watching the video 🤣
@@AnimeFan9833 true
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I think you just pretty much described the artistic process
Most modern poetry does not use a set rhyme scheme (it’s just not in style), but they at least have some sense of *rhythm* , of making sure the words sound good on the page. Gabbie’s poems just sound like tweets you’re meant to read once, chuckle or not, and never read again.
Fair enough!
As someone who’s currently studying creative writing, I agree on this
@@nurafrinamar Seconding this as someone who is also in creative writing.
I wouldn't need to be undertaking a creative writing course to see this plain as day.
basically every poem she has written belongs on r/Im14AndThisIsDeep
Sadisfied: The feeling when you had to listen to Gabbie's audiobook but also got to watch a pinely video
It's physically painful listening to Gabbie try and read her own poetry. She just reads them like a sentence and puts on a silly "I'm reading to a kindergarten class!!!" voice like that will make it sound more poetic.
No, poems don't need to rhyme. Yes poems need imagery.
And rhythm!
“Every time I try to write a silly poem it turns out incredibly sad!”
And, yet, here’s a whole book of them.
man with the jpegmafia shirt 😤😤😤 (and great video)
Hes the best isnt he (also thanks 😍)
Go home
Green is not Nick?
Damnnnnnnn Peggy
BALD
All those listen books are gonna end up in a mental breakdown
Bruh
Also first furry
Let's all pray together that this video doesn't get copyright claimed 🙏
Yes daddy
Also first furry
amen my brother 🙏🏻
One like=one prayer
Haha welllll Gabbie.....
Let's pray together.
as a big fan (and occasional author) of non-rhyming poetry, i would say that what differentiates poetry from just statements (or simple prose) is imagery, metaphorical language, elliptical style, wordplay, interesting formatting, and having a certain rhythm or melody to it. all gabbie seems to use are wordplay and formatting and that’s why her poetry falls so short.
The "wordplay" isn't even that good, either.
literary devices and stylization. hers is very lacking in both
That audiobook preview made me want a refund even though I didn't buy the book
Same 😬😂
From the snippets I've heard about this chick, I've gathered a few things. For one, she thinks she is far more talented and intelligent than she is. She is incredibly insecure and can't handle criticism, even though she hides behind a false image of confidence and aloofness. Finally, her art sucks and I don't want anything do with it. Thanks for reviewing it so we don't have to.
Pretty much sums her up, though I think that art was her sisters and she lied saying it was hers (shocker) and her sister called her out. Seems her own family doesn't even like her.
masking surface level talent with being pretentious
@@Mrs.Self.Distruct oh jeez, yeah I could see that. It was more in reference to her writing. I wrote silly stuff like that when I was in middle school but at least it's hidden from the world where it belongs lol
@@brokengirlsrus hahah right! I wrote stuff better at the age of 12 and would still be mortified if it ever was seen 😳
@@Mrs.Self.Distruct wow😶
Gabbie Hanna’s poetry sounds like she heard of Bo Burnham’s Egghead, then saw a photo of Rupi Kaur’s work and said “I GOT IT!”
Gabbie Hanna's aggressive pushing her "art" and even more aggressive reaction when people don't like it reminds me of Emperor Nero demanding people compliment his less than mediocre singing and lyre skills.
Thank You for the Thank You Card means Thank You for the Thank You Card
Ok this the first analysis I've seen so I'm pinning it
@@Pinely Thank You for the Thank You pin
@@skadoosh2103 🤣
The sleep is cheap poem is absolutely terrifying
I’m not sure why she feels the need to shout it at the listener 😂
@@jordynbyers6053 i felt so intimidated LMAO
It's way too Dr Seuss for its own good. Oh, but Dr Seuss was good writer though
If someone wants to have a more detailed review. Watch Rachel Oates' review. She knows a lot about poetry and she takes a lot of time and love to decipher everything and read other poems for examples...
You are a strong, strong man.
EDIT: I thought that part at the beginning was you picking out the worst section. I can't believe she thought that part was so great it should be used to sell the book.
There’s no better marketing than calling your would-be reader a dipshit
I thought it was one of her unhinged rants on a podcast or something
I wish she realizes that for adultolesence.
I get that the theme was adult problems through a child's eyes. But children are stupid yes, but they're a lot more eloquent than what we expect. Just because u make it simple and thoughtless doesnt mean its "childlike". Its just lazy
I wish the idea had worked out, i love the concept of simplifying adult issues like that, a good example for that kinda thing may be Melanie Martinez, she truly romanticizes these rlly harsh concepts which makes you understand why they’re dreadful, i wish i could get that concept in poetry form
oh no Gabbie doesn't take well to being called messy
The book is the messy one, I don't know gabbie well enough to call her anything
@@Pinely Thats even worse!!
Or being criticized. At all.
No, it's okay, she only calls out her female critics
@@LikeHell18 As long as it's impossible for you to be sexually attracted to her and viceversa, you're in risk of getting attacked by Gabbie.
Your editing has gotten so good, and I can't get enough of your videos. By the way, why are you walking on a treadmill?
Two videos of you torturing yourself for possibly 50+ hours for our entertainment? Oh Pinely, you spoil us so
Most people: Treadmill
Pinely: Tread-meal
:(
I think it’s cute, it happens with other words he says too.
Is this how the poems actually sound in her head when she writes them? She sounds like a 10-year-old whose teacher made them read the daily poem out loud to the class. That weird cadence that people have when they read poetry, particularly kids, because there's a strange assumption that a poem has to have a rhythm to it. It's a kind of galloping up and down, regardless of the structure or rhyming scheme of the poem.
The fact that this is how she wants people to hear her poems, that this is what they are meant to sound like to her, makes me actually respect her poetry less. I already had trouble finding any depth to them, any meaning beyond the surface level, but hearing her read them out loud has made me realise that there is no depth for me to find.
This is a high schooler needing to complete the creative writing section of their English credit before graduation, desperately trying to sound deep and meaningful in an attempt to secure an A on the assignment because they need to raise their average in order to pass the class otherwise they'll have to retake the credit in the autumn term and delay graduation while their friends all go off to university in September, potentially losing their place at their preferred school if their request for a late start in the spring term is denied.
*cheff kiss*
She had previously stated the intent was a childlike tone discussing serious topics, so reading them this way kind of makes sense to me. I’m not into it, but it doesn’t really bother me
Post like these I leave a like even when I don’t read them because of the effort it took to write it all
@@castielabloodwings6301 🙂 thank you
@@genericname8727 That's fair enough, I can see your point. To me, I think it makes listening to it really difficult because there is no difference in tone or emphasis anywhere. It all just sounds the same, so the sense of it gets lost to the monotony.
I'm sure that childlike feel could have been conveyed in other ways with a nuanced, artful reading. I've had an Audible subscription for years and I still always cringe when I see that the author has done the narration. There are very few writers who have the ability to make the story come to life as well as the professional narrators/voice actors. I have heard a few excellent exceptions, but for the most part I think that a writer should leave it in the safe hands of a professional.
In hindsight, these books are the least messy part of her career
Well, if you’re not counting her bullying Rachel Oates for reviewing these same books lol
I am extremely SADisfied with the Joker Diary comparison.
For real, that was absolutely hilarious. It's actually a great comparison and you were clearly so earnest, but holy shit, that's so funny.
The "thank you card" poem reminded me of "The Good Place", where a wine bottle has a note saying "thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me.." etc. You could read it as, if we go too deep into a culture of performative politeness, we're stuck in an endless loop of insincere but mandatory thank yous, and you'll look like a jerk if you break it.
I feel like thank you for the thank you card reflects the silliness and performative nature of thank you cards and how they come more from a place of trying to look like a good person than actually being thankful and thus the performance must be continued by thanking someone for the thank you and on and on.
You are so cute Pinely! Mr TH-camr could never!
No offence but, do you have a crush on him?
@@fanloxyoshiblue5509 No offence but, thats a really weird comment and question
@@fanloxyoshiblue5509 What if I do? Are you gonna stop me?
Everyone has a crush on him.
@@justinwatson1510 Exactly! Who wouldn't?
On a totally different note, friggin love the MF Doom shirt!
And the JPEGMAFIA is hard too!
Nobody ever sends a card to the person that sends thank you cards. When will anyone ever care about them? 😢
I thought you only send Thank You Cards if someone sends you a gift. :)
@@europianbob maybe they just send thank you cards for like if someone opens a door for them or thank you for just being you
You poor, poor man. Doing the hard work for us ❣️
The cursing after dropping the bottle was perfect
She should have made an Adultolescence or Dandelion Coloring Book. Work in her poems that are actually decent and amp up the illustrations... boom, adult coloring book. Her drawings and things are pretty good most of the time. I've come across some she shares on social media. Her poetry books are lazy af.
She couldn’t make it a coloring book because then she would have to give her sister credit.
I definitely agree with your thought that if she just tried and cut back on the filler tweet-reject
"poems" then she can definitely make something actually good. Some of her poems that actually follow the "rules" of poetry are actually kind of good.
She's so quirky with her depression
I love your TH-cam channel so much! All your videos are so funny and well thought out!
Well SOMEONE clearly wasn't drinking their freshly squeezed orange juice!
I am SADisfied that I finally have a day off work and that Pinely put out another video! Thank you box man!
The chain starts with receiving the 'Thank You' card. You then have the choice of replying with a 'Thank You' in card form also or some other way, like audibly or through text. If you go for the first option, being to reply to the card with a card, the original card sender is then also left with the two choices you were. They can break the chain now by opting with a 'Thank You' that does not involve a card, or cement you both in for a infinite run of thankful card giving and taking.
Man, I just want the uncut footage of you on your treadmill, yelling at the poems and "booing" when appropriate. Just really struck my funny bone.
sadisfied is a term that is used when its 4am in the morning with no sleep and watching a Pinely video. Im sad because ive had no sleep but satisfied because Pinely released another video.
Just found this channel and I’m SADisfied. Subscribed with notifications on!
Thank you for the thank you card means she has yet to write a thank you card with full sincerity and vulnerable compassion. She has yet to recognize the meaning of gratitude and is so far removed that the idea of it is alien to her.
I find it so pleasant that pinely and I share music taste, sometimes when I’m listening to stuff I like I even see him in the comment section, I’ve never watched a more relatable youtuber
Man I really look forward to your videos 🔥
Pinely why you always have the fire hiphop shirts homie, taste on chef's kiss
Gabbie doesn’t drop rhymes like dimes…
Glad a new video came out, almost even SADisfied
These select poems remind me of notes I left on my phone 4 years ago not knowing what the context is now
the audiobook is SO motivating best thing ever
hers is the only vlog i followed for a bit and like yea thats kinda what happened with the publishing of her first book, she def was scrambling to fill pages but the multi color covers was something she was stoked about
i love the way you say treadmill :)
“Thank you for the thank you card”
Firstly, Hanna uses direct address twice in this ‘poem’. The direct address of ‘you’ brings attention to the reader, making us feel noticed by the ‘poet’. We are being thanked for a kind act which we didn’t do, which may evoke a feeling of guilt within us. In my interpretation, I feel as though this poem is intended to initiate a feeling of guilt within the reader; in modern day society, no one tends to send thank you cards anymore, rather preferring to send text messages or phone the person. However, this act takes no thought, and takes no effort. Hanna could be reflecting on the loss of meaningful words and actions in today’s society, and so is making a point of thanking us for a thank you card that we didn’t send, as to show how happy people could be if we took the time to send them a personalised card to reciprocate the effort they took to send us a gift. The use of punctuation, helps to back this point up, as she finishes the ‘poem’ with an exclamation mark. This punctuation mark is typically used to convey emotion such as excitement, joy or anger. Therefore, this could be two ways; in happiness, or in anger. The ‘poet’ could be expressing the excitement she feels when receiving a card from someone she cares for, in order to encourage the reader to send thank you cards and make others feel this happy too. However, it could also be used to show anger that Hanna may feel at not receiving a thank you card, which she may perceive as rude or unthankful. Either way, I believe that the poet used this choice of words and punctuation as a way to leave the emotion behind the poem up to the reader’s interpretation.
(This pained me to write I apologise that it’s so shit)
Your interpretation is actually quite interesting. :)
Pinely is always taking one for the team 🙏🏻
Love the shirts man
New Pinely video!
It's Gabba Hanna's poetry......
I think SADisfied about covers it....
I'd love to see a proper poetry video from you! You could react to modern poets like Eliot, Plath, etc. I'd really like to see that haha
They also do audiobooks because some people have disabilities and can’t access the content without the aid of an audiobook version..
I love audiobooks! I just think that if you're already making audibooks you should put in a little extra effort to make the experience work a bit better
Every time I try to write a silly poem,
It turns out really sad.
The words and the ways I sew them,
Paint me like I'm mad.
But despite my shortfalls, and my problems,
Unlike Gabby Hannah;
I'm really not that bad.
Killer video! Thanks for taking on this pain for us. It was really SADisfying 😉
I was so SADisfied with this analysis. Keep it up Box-Man
Mr youtuber kinda sounds like pinely
lmao i love the pinely version of the mm food cover
I love that you played Rhymes Like Dimes and showed DOOM when you spoke about how much you like rhyming
this vid was very SADisfying thank u
I like how when youtubers say don’t do something it usually does not happen so when you say don’t ask me why you are on a treadmill no one will ask
Thanks for taking one for the team here
I haven’t watched your channel in forever, I had to click on this one
you’re a trooper
that is a great mr youtuber mask
i need one of those
I actually love the idea behind "thank you for the thank you card" but it would be much better as a tweet or a meme or even a comic strip
How did you get through this…..
RESPECT.
Aw hell yeah another awesome vidya
I love how he plays the narrative of the comment section defending Gabbie Hanna but I highly doubt anyone’s defending her anymore after her most recent drama with Jessi 🥴
I just can’t stand her. She’s not a good person, I don’t know how anyone could defend her.
The Pinely theme is a banger
I'm very SADisfied with the video thank you Pinely and Mr.TH-camr
The pizza one is like a minions meme your aunt shares on Facebook
Man if i had to listen to those Id too be on a treadmill to keep me from running away
I intake so many more books by audio than reading. People sleep on audiobooks and I was that dork borrowing them from the library, yay for Libby and Overdrive.
Stephen Weber reading IT is hands down my fav. None of the movies did the club burning scene justice but he did.
I'm SADisfied with the this whole poetry collection. Even more so as an audio book.
My impression to the sample: Dr.Suess but for "Millenials" that is trying so hard to the point its comedic.
Speaking of jamming music, what is the name of the song at 2:18 that you use in a lot of your videos? It's been stuck on my brain constantly
What a Sadisfying video to watch before bed
At least I'm definitely "sadisfied" with another fab video!
When he played rhyme like fine by mf doom and had the mmm food cover redone that was sick
tbh it makes perfect sense to be on a treadmill while listening, its like youre trying to get away from the audio books (as well as giving you something to do to better actually process the book you're hearing)
i like your jpeg mafia shirt and your videos mr pinely
Thank you for noticing, I bought it at a concert of his which was SICK
i’m SADisfied you uploaded 😏😏
Hey where do you get all your background music? Sounds pretty great.
Nvm I found that you already answered that thanks!!!!
Love you, Pinely. You're a good boy.
I wonder what Pinely would think of a poetry book written by MF DOOM
I'd love a book of highlighted MF DOOM lyrics yes pleaseee
Theese are the audio equivalent to CBT, thank you
Cognitive Behavior Therapy or the torture? I’m guessing torture, but wanted to be sure.
@@justinwatson1510 no, the OTHER CBT
@@justinwatson1510 no the other "cock and ball torture"
Aural ball torture
Pinely was really looking like a snack [ box ] in this video 😩💕
Side comment: "Nail" pinely looks like Flea from Mucha Lucha. And now you can't unsee it.
Ok i haven't read "thank you for the thank you card" but going based on title alone i think the short story "Thank You" by Amelia Grey might be the exact same message but in short story form and published first. (I'm not accusing anyone of anything because again i haven't read one of the pieces but i will say that the short story is very good and i recommend reading it!)
I actually watched gabbie when she was writing this book and remember thinking wow she’s writing a whole book full of poems. That’s probably really difficult... I definitely did not think it would be like this
Nice use of Rhymes like dimes!
Thanks!